Jiang Cheng: [Bursting into Wuxian's room] Wei Wuxian!
Wei Wuxian: I HAVE AN ALIBI
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Casey: Hey, I need to tell you something serious.
Mikey: Wait Casey, if this is a secret, tell me later. April can definitely hear everything.
April: No I can't.
Mikey: Oh, good!
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Fighter: Hey, I need to tell you something serious.
Wizard: Wait, Fighter, if this is a secret, tell me later. Rogue can definitely hear everything.
Rogue: No I can't.
Wizard: Oh, good!
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Daichi: Right, down to business. So what do we know about Ushiwaka?
Tsukishima: He has fun hurting people, so his evil heart tells him he’s doing it for a good cause. I’ll be the one to take him on.
Kageyama: He has a house, and likes Wii Sports.
Tanaka: Really, who doesn’t though?
Ennoshita: Um, the homeless, have some tact.
Sugawara: Good job on the wack intel, Kageyama.
Tsukishima: What, you don’t think that’s strange???
Yamaguchi: Wii Sports is a good game, Tsukki.
Nishinoya: It’s five good games, actually.
Daichi: Can we please stop talking about Wii Sports
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henry: hey jack, i need to tell you about something serious.
jack: wait, henry, if this is a secret, tell me later. finch can definitely hear everything.
finch: no, i can’t.
jack: oh, good.
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The first time Kallus tried being open with his feelings it came with an unexpected response. It took a while for Zeb to get used it.
Reference under the cut:
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Yu: Partner assembled a VERY FLATTERING OUTFIT.
Rise:
Yu: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF.
Rise: I know you're gay but please try to keep your composure.
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Caitlyn: Hey dad, I've got a question for you.
Tobias: Ask ye, mine sweet loinsfruit.
Caitlyn: Can you never, ever call me your loinsfruit again? Ever?
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Lewis: Ah, Rikki! I hope you don't mind... I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice!
Rikki: I was downstairs for two minutes. We're playing Monopoly.
Lewis: I may have made a few... risky investments.
Emma: He tried to build a - and I quote - 'laboratory complex worthy of my scientific endeavors' out of like, twenty stacked hotels.
Cleo: On jail.
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Lusamine: You are hiding under a table from Grimsley.
Colress: It’s a reasonable precaution! He found me out in the town, didn't he? He! Assembled! A very flattering outfit! I don’t know what he’s capable of!
Lusamine: Colress, little bro. I know you're gay, but try to keep your composure.
Colress: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
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Lila: Ah, William! I hope you don't mind I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice.
William: You took over for two minutes...we're playing Monopoly...
Lila: I made a few risky investments.
Tanya: She tried to build, and I quote, "a tower worthy of my greatness" by stacking twenty hotels on top of jail.
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Wei Wuxian: [to Jin Guangyao] How is it you are able to talk without saying anything? It's like verbal moonwalking.
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Sophia: I don't understand.
Ariel: Haha, you'll understand when you're smarter.
Sophia: Don't you mean older?
Ariel:
Sophia: ...don’t you mean older?
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Georgius: Hey, I need to tell you something serious.
Khabash: Wait, Georgius, if this is a secret, tell me later. Aurelia can definitely hear everything.
Aurelia: No I can't.
Khabash: Oh, good!
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Coral Siren: What are you, an out-of-work doctor? Have some patients!
Anglerfish Siren: Coral, I just lost a lot of respect for you.
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Sean: Feeling better?
Geoffrey: The yelling's on the inside instead of the outside now.
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