#source: paranatural

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: [Bursting into Wuxian's room] Wei Wuxian!

Wei Wuxian: I HAVE AN ALIBI

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes #this house is a fucking nightmare #source: paranatural #anyway sorry for the weird absence #work got really hectic there for awhile (still is send help) #I'll try to keep the queue from running out agai #my bad

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Hey, I need to tell you something serious.

Mikey: Wait Casey, if this is a secret, tell me later. April can definitely hear everything.

April: No I can't.

Mikey: Oh, good!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: paranatural #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #april o'neil #casey jones

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: Hey, I need to tell you something serious. Wizard: Wait, Fighter, if this is a secret, tell me later. Rogue can definitely hear everything. Rogue: No I can't. Wizard: Oh, good!

#source: paranatural #fighter #wizard #rogue #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dungeons and dragons #dnd #mod meme

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Daichi: Right, down to business. So what do we know about Ushiwaka? Tsukishima: He has fun hurting people, so his evil heart tells him he’s doing it for a good cause. I’ll be the one to take him on. Kageyama: He has a house, and likes Wii Sports. Tanaka: Really, who doesn’t though? Ennoshita: Um, the homeless, have some tact. Sugawara: Good job on the wack intel, Kageyama. Tsukishima: What, you don’t think that’s strange??? Yamaguchi: Wii Sports is a good game, Tsukki. Nishinoya: It’s five good games, actually. Daichi: Can we please stop talking about Wii Sports

#sawamura daichi #tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #tanaka ryuunosuke #ennoshita chikara #sugawara koushi #yamaguchi tadashi #nishinoya yuu #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu #karasuno #shiratorizawa #source: paranatural

[incorrectuksies]

henry: hey jack, i need to tell you about something serious.

jack: wait, henry, if this is a secret, tell me later. finch can definitely hear everything.

finch: no, i can’t.

jack: oh, good.

#henry butler #jack kelly #finch cortes #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: paranatural

[mystical-salamander]

The first time Kallus tried being open with his feelings it came with an unexpected response. It took a while for Zeb to get used it.

Reference under the cut:

#star wars #star wars rebels #kalluzeb #garazeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #salamander draws #source: paranatural #you guys should really read it if you haven't yet #this was honestly a great way to work on expressions #zeb doesn't mean to be insensitive #hes really proud of him #it just took him off guard #im not sure what kallus told him #you guys fill in the blanks

[official-persona-simp]

Yu: Partner assembled a VERY FLATTERING OUTFIT.

Rise:

Yu: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF.

Rise: I know you're gay but please try to keep your composure.

#source: paranatural #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #yu narukami #souji seta #rise kujikawa #yosuke hanamura #souyo #youll never see it queuing #og post

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

Caitlyn: Hey dad, I've got a question for you.

Tobias: Ask ye, mine sweet loinsfruit.

Caitlyn: Can you never, ever call me your loinsfruit again? Ever?

#source: paranatural #incorrect quotes #caitlyn kiramman #tobias kiramman

[deadasursleepschedule]

Lewis: Ah, Rikki! I hope you don't mind... I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice! Rikki: I was downstairs for two minutes. We're playing Monopoly. Lewis: I may have made a few... risky investments. Emma: He tried to build a - and I quote - 'laboratory complex worthy of my scientific endeavors' out of like, twenty stacked hotels. Cleo: On jail.

#incorrect h2o: just add water #h20 just add water #h2o mermaid #cleo sertori #lewis mccartney #emma gilbert #rikki chadwick #cleo h2o #rikki h2o #lewis h2o #incorrect quotes #h2o incorrect quotes #source: paranatural

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Lusamine: You are hiding under a table from Grimsley.

Colress: It’s a reasonable precaution! He found me out in the town, didn't he? He! Assembled! A very flattering outfit! I don’t know what he’s capable of!

Lusamine: Colress, little bro. I know you're gay, but try to keep your composure.

Colress: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

#incorrect pokemon quotes #Colress #Lusamine #Grimsley #(Mentioned) #falsepretensesshipping #source: paranatural #Lusamine and Colress are siblings #(Very CHAOTIC siblings)

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: Ah, William! I hope you don't mind I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice. William: You took over for two minutes...we're playing Monopoly... Lila: I made a few risky investments. Tanya: She tried to build, and I quote, "a tower worthy of my greatness" by stacking twenty hotels on top of jail.

#who's lila #who’s lila? #lila #william clarke #tanya kennedy #source: paranatural #mod lila #i have no idea if this makes any sense logistically but the thought makes me laugh so just let me have this ghsldkfj

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: [to Jin Guangyao] How is it you are able to talk without saying anything? It's like verbal moonwalking.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #incorrect quotes #source: paranatural

[incorrectkumokoquotes]

Sophia: I don't understand.

Ariel: Haha, you'll understand when you're smarter.

Sophia: Don't you mean older?

Ariel:

Sophia: ...don’t you mean older?

#incorrect quotes #kumo desu ga nani ka #incorrect kumoko #this is a submission #so i'm a spider so what #sophia keren #ariel #source: paranatural

[incorrectforgottencity]

Georgius: Hey, I need to tell you something serious. Khabash: Wait, Georgius, if this is a secret, tell me later. Aurelia can definitely hear everything. Aurelia: No I can't. Khabash: Oh, good!

#the forgotten city #incorrect quotes #source: paranatural #aurelia #georgius #khabash

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Coral Siren: What are you, an out-of-work doctor? Have some patients!

Anglerfish Siren: Coral, I just lost a lot of respect for you.

#shantae #coral siren #anglerfish siren #incorrect shantae #source: paranatural

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Sean: Feeling better?

Geoffrey: The yelling's on the inside instead of the outside now.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Sean Hampton #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Paranatural