#speeds balls

[mcnecklong]

Sanji: I am a man with STANDARDS

Zoro: I ate chocolate rice balls off the floor after they'd been stepped on

Sanji: oh no! Hes meeting all my standards!

#one piece #opla #one piece sanji #one piece zoro #zosan #listen #i know its been said probably a million times #and im reading a fic with it rn #but we all know Sanji lost his goddamned mind when he found that out #rivalry ended in SECONDS #zoro went from public enemy number one to hearing wedding bells approaching at fearful speeds #hes unsure why theyre stopping at the Baratie again #zeff is griling him about eggplants now? #the cook gets nosebleeds when he looks at him? #hes never been so well fed in his life until then #the rest of the crew is so tired of eating Zoros favorites #hes out of the loop until Sanji asks when he thinks the wedding should be #the little girl who made the rice balls is their flower girl

[trustymikh]

may I interest you in Emperor Sigma being a menace

#his second eye is the nebula itself #also this Siebren atm is being torn apart into billion pieces and reassembled on the iss he just hadn't realized it yet #tfw you temporarily die and meet an eldritchified version of yourself who tells you to eat shit and git gud #mik draws #sigma overwatch #siebren de kuiper #overwatch 2 #overwatch #fanart #tw eye contact #drawing #digital drawing #digital art #bouncing between existential dread and memes at the speed of a plinko ball

[thefantastician]

misc Ian Jr./Infinite sketches

learn all about Ian Jr here

#Ian jr #infinite #infinite the jackal #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #charmy bee #espio the chameleon #super monkey ball #aiai #sonic forces #sonic forces speed battle #auntie anne #pretzel #my art #thefantastician #team chaotix

[ezzakennebba]

anyway bella was 18 and pregnant for only 28 days before she was giving birth.

twilight is a horror saga.

#twilight #i hardly ever Post My Opinion as far as what I think of Smeyers choices but holy fuck did she drop the ball on this one #if you're going to subject my girl to the horrors #make the horrors better than Robitussin #the sheer fuckery of writing her character already parentified by renée #and already disregarding of the institution of marriage and family #wouldn't want to start one #not to mention the body horror of speed running a lethal pregnancy #to me eclipse and breaking dawn don't exist #ez rambles

[piccolos-bigtoe]

HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!!!!! THE SEVENTH TF2 COMIC COVER DROPPED OH MY GOD AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????!!!!! It seems a little,,, different than the others??? I can’t place my tongue on it tho, LOL, if anyone can tell what it is lmk

I spent too stupid long of a time on this. Sniff sniff. I think I was possessed, I literally don’t remember anything besides starting and ending it…. Erm,, waiter!!!! More yaoi please!!! It’s been a long week 😁🍷🌈 oh my gif this is stupid THIS IS STUPID ITS NOT THAT FUNNY but I am losing my SHIT AT IT. Graphic design is my passion. I need to sleep.

Here’s an extra, and what it was based on. I literally do not remember saving that image on my phone, but I did at some point I guess because???? I don’t read yaoi. I am sorry for stealing the yaoi aesthetics </3. Okay. Goodnight, I am going to bed now. I hope you guys enjoy this one please like and subscribe and comment hell yeah

#tf2 #my art #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #sniperscout #speeding bullet #TF2 SECRET SEVENTH COMIC?!?!?!?! #I shouldn’t have made this.. #also I figured out how to collapse my posts!!!!! #I thought tumblr collapsed them automatically I didn’t know I had to do it myself what the balls

[kazukiquartz]

Imagine just patrolling through the forest and found a witch and his “pet” wolf

#mediaval au in which Ball was a witch that live in the forest alone till he met Nimona #Ball made his arm out of porcelain and used magic to make it move #the line between magic and science is VERY blurry in this world #witches are just gothic scientists #I’ve been working at snail speed #nimona #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ambrosius x ballister #goldenheart

[yellowvixen]

metal's chao from speed battle is SO important to me. their name is steal

#metal being a chao parent is EVERYTHING. TO ME #the fact they're a dark chaos chao too... they're immortal just like him 🥺 #btw that's the chao's ball on metal's forehead lol #sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #metal sonic #chao #sonic forces speed battle #sonic art #sonic fanart #art #fanart #vixenart

[freezebobs]

Entering Dragon Ball era

hello tumblr...here are some of my dragon ball doodles i have made :)

#dragon ball #dragonball #goku #yamcha #karin #i should really use tumblr more!... a platform where i can make an image post ...Amazing... #i cant really engage much with dragonball community yet bc i only just recently started... #and i dont want to be spoiled too much #im halfway through the 1986 anime and then theres z and then i should be mostly up to speed i think #i love goku #yamcha is good too #too bad he gets clowned on so much 😭

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

In your lights out!au when Eddie wakes up, how did Frank feel? Was he happy? Relieved? Were they a thing before everyone went to sleep, or did they realize they had feelings for each other afterwards?

I hope this hasn't been asked before! I'm just really curious

i'm thinking that before everything went dark, they were getting there. nothing was said aloud, but they were both having Mutual Feelings and Charged Moments that neither could ignore

just because i think it'd interesting if when Eddie wakes up, it's like no time at all passed. he walked Frank home just last "night". but it's been years for Frank - they have to reestablish where they had been with the added facets how time has worn on Frank. among other things

#and they only get like 5-6 months to figure their shit out! #thankfully for the both of them frank is less inclined to keep up pretenses. he becomes a bit of a go-getter #cause he's like 'well its been years. im tired & im dying. fuck it we ball' #its that class The Apocalypse Speeds Up Relationship Development thing #not drastically! it still takes them a good couple of months #this is actually why i had eddie wake up before julie #i wanted him and frank to have Some time together #5-6 months isnt half bad i think. sorta #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #to make a long story short #feelings were realized but not shared pre-dark #and post-dark they're shared and somewhat established #how established can you be in their situation! #as for how frank felt... A Confusing Tangle Of Emotions #too complicated to write out here really

[tmncthingtosee]

Watching Checo shift to one side of the goal becomes so much funnier once we realize he knew about Max’s plan to shunt the ball off into space

#man knew the speed in which thag ball was coming to him #I adore them your honor #chestappen #for them tags #max verstappen #checo perez #sergio checo pérez #red bull racing #formula 1 #f1 #formula one

[mosswoodgrove]

ITS PODZA TIME !!

#pizza tower #if i dont turn everything i like into some form of bug ill die #peppino common pill woodlouse for now if youhave a cooler isopod to suggest please do. and fake pep is just a sea slater lol #went w/ isopod because. roll into ball. fast as fuck boy #it FITS hes rolling through the tower at mach fucking speed #ball form is when u reach max speed #and 2 taunts. lol #also woodlice are just as anxious as he is. they spook so easily but are also just insane #from experience #look at them the wrong way and they scuttle away but once its feeding time its just a battlefield #girlie i promise you dont need to grab that food from the baby and kick it like a horse off the log. theres enough for both of you #slater boy taunt idea taken from bed/upo/lker a heem heem

[rocksinmuffin]

ginyu force break up hcs?

Whshdbwjnshe this is such a funny request thank you anon for my life

Ginyu is crying screaming throwing up. He was so sure you were The One™️, ya know? He had your future wedding planned out perfectly in his head, every last detail all the way down to the table centerpieces. This man is spending his off hours lounging in a bathrobe and eating directly out of the ice cream carton while watching sad movies just so he has the excuse to cry. His heart is broken and he will NEVER love again!!!! (He’s back on a dating app within a week)

Recoome takes it pretty well. The two of you were showing signs of needing different things in the relationship than what the other could provide and you break up on amiable terms. He’s one of those guys that stays good friends with all of his exes. You used to think it was weird when the two of you were dating but now that you’re one of his exes you totally get it. He’s a nice dude. He helped one of your friends move into their apartment and he agreed to be one of your references on your job resume.

Jeice pretends like he doesn’t care and immediately gets someone on the rebound but he also keeps drunk texting you in the middle of the night begging for you to take him back. If you block his phone number he will contact you one by one on every social media platform you have. He never even talked to you this much when you were still in a relationship. It’s the first time someone has broken up with him instead of the other way around and he cannot take the hit to his ego.

Burter is the guy who wants to stay friends but only because he’s always hoping to rekindle a relationship with you. He’s always pulling that “I’m always here for you” bullshit and holding your hands for way longer than is appropriate no matter how many times you tell him you just don’t feel that way about him. Every time you try to tell him you think the two of you should probably not hang out anymore he always denies still having feelings and makes you feel guilty for trying to set boundaries but then he shows up at your work with flowers the next day and you are so embarrassed holy shit.

Guldo tells everyone that he’s the one that broke up with you but nobody believes him. He spends a lot of his time on incel boards saying the most misogynistic shit because he is so clearly butthurt from the break up. If you don’t block him he will stalk your social media pages obsessively, looking at all your posts and pics but never interacting with them so you don’t know. He throws out anything he has that reminds him of you.

#ask #anon #sinning #dbz #dragon ball #ginyu force #captain ginyu #guldo #recoome #burter #jeice #shitposting at the speed of light #reader insert

[clannfearrunt]

Awesome lock screen photo courtesy of Pitaya and Koyukichi by the way. Also why does my phone already know Koyukichi well enough to autofill it for me I’ve only mentioned his name like, once

#Koyukichi the Snom was received in wondertrade and he is now a mascot #he was already named and I gasped he’s so perfect. こゆきち... #he slides around at high speeds when playing with Ball #Con stop yapping #Pitayaposting

[pigglechippy]

It all comes full circle. Behold! My wheel of ikemen, so dashing and handsome, all of them✨ Can you see the improvement from Edgeworth to Kurama?

#color wheel challenge #digital illustration #fanart #pokemon #artists on tumblr #team rocket #legend of zelda #dragon ball super #genos one punch man #speed o sound sonic #kurama #miles edgeworth #my art #rurouni kenshin

[yurislotusgarden]

Congrats on 100 followers! I'm SO proud of you! Can I please request Sigma with number 1 (Reader is calling Sigma cute)?

"Your cute face, cotton"

ʚїɞ Sigma x Gn!Reader

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ word count: 528

ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just pure fluff, pet names are used, reader’s gender is not specified

ʚїɞ UIDBVEJVU THANK YOU ANON!! Your few nice words have more meaning to me than you may think <3

“Your cuteness is making everyone stare. Stop it.”

What do you mean, love?”

Does this man really doesn’t realize how goddamn cute he’s acting!? Everyone keeps looking at him when they notice!

“I mean what I said.”

“Yeah, but what did you mean, [Name]?”

Sigma, contrary to what he thinks, was showing way more excitement than he thought, simply because you gave him the plushie you won at one of the stands at the fair you took him to.

You could see how stressed he was for the past week, and looking at the fact that everything started to calm down 2 days back, you proposed to unwind a little.

You two decided to just take a walk at first, before noticing there’s a fair nearby. At the start, you planned to get only food but upon noticing the bi-colored-haired man's gaze falling onto the multiple plushies in the many stands that were around, you decided to play the games. You promised yourself to win at least once.

For Sigma’s sake, of course.

After quite a lot of (expected) losses, you finally won one of the games. And from what you observed earlier, this one seemed to be the most rigged! Jokes on the owner for believing you can’t win.

“There’s no way you can win my game! For sure not without experience with this specific game.”

Her face was priceless upon the realization that you actually managed to win, without ever playing that game before. You wish you’d have taken a photo.

But how were you supposed to know that the adorable expression on your lover’s face is gonna attract attention?

You chose a panda plushie as your reward, Coincidentally, the colors on the panda are the 2 colors your boyfriend has as his hair, so you decided that it’s perfect.

You turned to him, raised the plushie towards him, and upon noticing his confusion, said “It’s for you, cotton. I thought you may like it.”. His face of pure happiness was worth every yen that went out of your pockets to be used on those goddamn games. The small smile he was trying to hide because he didn’t want to show how happy he was from receiving the plush, the gentle look in his eyes, the way his face softened just a tad bit more than usual around you.

Without your knowledge, some people noticed the exchange, and since they started to stare, others did too, out of curiosity. And before you realized it, there was way more people than you would like, staring at you and your boyfriend.

“I mean that people are staring at us, more specifically at you, because of your cute face, cotton.”

“HUH?!”

That was enough for Sigma to snap out of whatever daze he was in, and look around. Upon noticing all the people around the both of you, a red hue rushed to the man's face, before he grabbed your hand and dragged you away with him out of embarrassment.

“You’re really not helping your case with that blush… cutie-”

“STOP!”

He really needs to stop being this cute, your heart won’t be able to take it one day.

Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

Do not copy or translate my works on/to any site

#I love this random nickname I thought of #Sigma is officially named 'cotton' on this blog now #I don't take no's #I am speed #I am actually writing the asks so fast bcs I don't have my phone at school #I risk everything by writing first on paper) #fuck the ball that hit my phone last week #I hope it deflates #bsd x reader #bsd #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x y/n #bungo stray dogs #bsd x you #x reader #sigma #sigma x reader #bsd sigma

[ruthlesslistener]

Toast listening to my lecture recordings 😭

#i have it on 1.5x speed so i can skim past the shit i dont need #my pets #ball python #cinnamon toast toffee cake #snakes