#sry not sry

[oneawkwardwriter]

So High School

pairing: James Potter x fem!reader warnings/tags: none except some teeth rotting fluff, possibly inaccurate Quidditch team (I didn't know everyone's positions), allusions to suggestive content?, no use of Y/n summary: just James being an absolutely amazing boyfriend totally not self-insert what- a/n: and thus begins the saga of me taking Taylor Swift songs and turning them into stories about fictional characters. Don't even act like you're surprised, you shouldn't be by now <3 Also, I've been wanting to write for James but couldn't get it right, so a little thank you to Miss Taylor for making this possible wc: 0.8k

"And another goal made by Gryffindor chaser James Potter!" Remus shouts into the microphone while he reacts to the latest Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. "That is three in a row for Gryffindor. Sorry, Ravenclaw, it seems like you'll have no chance of winning today, better forfeit already-"

He is cut off by Professor McGonagall taking the mic out of his hands, "Don't get forget to stay objective, Mr. Lupin," She says, just loud enough for the microphone to pick it up, but the crowd is too busy cheering to hear it.

James does a victory lap on his broom, flying close to the crowd. When he comes close to your section, he sends a quick wink in your direction. You lightly chuckle and roll your eyes when a couple of first years nearly faint from being so close to their unrequited hallway crush.

Not that you can entirely blame them, seeing as you yourself still can't shake the giddy feeling of butterflies whenever James wraps his arms around you. Sure, you'd been dating for about half a year, but somehow he still managed to make your heart skip a beat.

Not long after, the match is over when Marlene manages to catch the Snitch. Louds cheers erupt once more from the spectators on the stands, and soon enough, they're running onto the field to greet the victors.

You're pulled along in the flood of people, practically carried towards the field until the crowd parts for the Gryffindor team. You smile as you lock eyes with James, who practically storms right at you before trapping you in a bear hug, slightly lifting you off the crowd.

"That was amazing!" You say as you wrap your arms around his neck, kissing his cheek. "You did so great out there."

"Only because my lucky charm was in the stands," James replies, burying his face in your neck as he grins, "Couldn't have done it without you cheering me on." You chuckle, knowing arguing against him would be pointless even though you know he's a great player whether you're there or not.

The celebrations continued in the Gryffindor common room, the firewhiskey flowing while people cheered, laughed and talked to each other. Throughout the entire night, James held you practically glued to his hip: always an arm around your shoulders or waist, kissing the top of your head or your cheek.

"-And then Mary fired that Bludger at the Ravenclaw Seeker, and I ducked down for the Quaffle, and then-" James rants about the game, completely caught up in his story.

"Remember to breathe, James. We don't need you passing out," Remus says, making everyone laugh and James shake his head.

"Oh please, as if I could breathe when this one here takes my breath away the entire time," James quips, "Not that I mind, though. I'd gladly pass out if it meant you sitting next to me in the hospital wing."

"James!" You exclaim.

"What? It's true," He responds shamelessly as he shrugs, making the others shake their heads and chuckle.

As if you weren't already glued to his side, James pulls you even closer to him, making you laugh when his breath tickles the nape of your neck.

"Oh come on, can you two act even more like high school sweethearts? We're getting cavities from looking at you " Sirius groans, to which you only raise an eyebrow and reply with, "That's rich coming from the guy who had his tongue down his boyfriend's throat less than a minute ago."

"I don't see the relevance of you pointing that out, but alright," Sirius replies with mock-ignorance as he sits close to Remus, who nuzzles his face in Sirius's nape and softly smiles.

As the night progressed, the firewhiskey started to take over your systems, making you a bit more bold and unfiltered.

"You know, sometimes I still don't understand how we got together," You say, slightly slurring your words as you look at James.

"Oh god, here we go again," Sirius sighed, turning to Remus, "James is going to confess his undying love for her again."

"Hey, I can't help it that this perfect angel walked into my life, you have Remus to blame for that," James shrugged as he kisses your cheek for the millionth time that night.

You and Remus had been friends ever since first year, finding companionship in your shared love for literature and classic history. James swears he fell for you when you were rambling about the works of some ancient philosopher, claiming that you could light up an entire city with the energy you put into it.

"Well, I don't know about perfect angel, but thank you anyway," You say, resting your head on James's shoulder as you whisper in his ear. "I love you, James."

"I love you too, love."

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[wh0re4gwen]

FAREWELL PT.2｡･ﾟ･

Larissa Weems x fem!reader

Pt. 1

A/n: I sincerely apologize for how long it’s taken to get this published. It’s been a crazy two weeks for me, but here we finally are. This chapter is kind of short and mainly revolves around Larissa and how she feels, however, there WILL be a part 3.

Tags: ANGST, slightly possessive Larissa, alcohol consumption, & light cursing

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Only if she knew, Larissa thought to herself. She watched you intently as you walked away.

Turn around, turn around please, Larissa begged.

She knows she fucked up, but she swears she’d spend every second of everyday proving how much she needed you.

Larissa sighs as she drops her head into her hands. It’s really over isn’t it? How could she be so foolish to let the one thing she cared for slip through her fingers?

At least she had Nevermore, she weighed in.

As much as she adored her position, it was the very reason she was in this situation.

Maybe if she was normal and had a normal job everything would have worked out.

Larissa knocked back the rest of her drink, trying to drown out the nauseating thoughts.

‘What do I do?’ Larissa mumbled to herself.

She didn’t expect this outcome. She was almost certain you’d take her back. How could she be so wrong?

She was blind then and blind now. All your pain and suffering completely unnoticed, all because she was too busy.

It was inevitable, you were bound to crash and burn, but a small part of Larissa still had the smallest amount of hope.

She wonders if it’s the alcohol or real potential. At this point she couldn’t tell anymore. If there was one thing she was sure about, it was you.

She needed you, she couldn’t go any longer without you. She knows she neglected you and your needs and for that she grieves, but she can’t lose you again, you are hers and no one else could have you.

I will get you back, Larissa thought to herself. Just how? Was the question.

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Tags: @unicorniusfallapatorius @maxfanartfan @weems13

#gwendoline christie #larissa weems #larissa #gwendolineuniverse #larissa weems x reader #wlw fanfic #principal weems #gwendoline christie is so mfing fine #angst #sry not sry

[parva-noctua]

TK: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Judd: TK, that's a coma.

TK: Sounds festive.

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 lone star #tk strand #sry not sry #judd ryder

[tennessoui]

billy in scream and all his intense yet detached looks at sidney is giving me such an anakin vibe

#sry not sry #anakin skywalker

[umnothankyoublog]

Kaido when talking with Yamato:

#low effort meme #sry not sry #one piece #yamato one piece #yamato son of kaidou #yamato gender talk #kaido one piece #trans yamato #my thoughts #gomu gomu no meme

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

So I got this great idea (after that dentist episode) to do redraws of Arrietty ghibli anime, just to include tiny Pickles. So have a sick trope art. Click for better res... please :')

Inspo:

#ngl i love how nathan's hair turned out #I can't really remember how Nathan's bed or bedroom looked like #sry not sry #metalocalypse #mtl #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #fanart #mtl fanart #insane that I keep on drawing these fanarts under one day. once I'll finally have a break from exams I might spam the whole site lol #tiny pickles #tiny pickles the drummer #shoulder pickles the drummer #in my head shoulder pickles here is still as imaginary as in cannon and nathan is just imagining him keeping him company to feel better

[divinebunni]

all avengers all the time ~

#sry not sry #oops oops oops #late night posting #comfy fits i mean these pants ars a cloud #me. #my face. #spoooooky selfieeeessz

[secretlyofthefeywild]

adaine finding family in the abandoned. adaine finding the best friends in the unfriendable. adaine finding companionship in the isolated. just, adaine finding love in the unloved.

#this is an adaine abernant fan blog now #sry not sry #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 fantasy high #d20 fhfy #d20 fhsy #d20 fhjy #adaine abernant #siobhan thompson #brennan lee mulligan

[gurlirllydontknow]

Omg, I absolutely love the zombie Dipper AU @thatonegayship made, and it reminded me of this ref sheet I made for an undead(ish) dip. Literally keep forgetting to post stuff tho, like srsly I have amnesia or smth 🙄

Idk where the image went for the inspo pic but I don't feel like finding it tbh

So, he's just like a decayed corpse and his skin kind of cleared for a reason I have not yet figured out? like this idea is critically unfinished y'all 😔💔 I'm sorry not sorry for only having scraps of an idea, but I'll definitely add to it cuz I just love the aesthetics of it :)

#billdip #dipper pines #bill cipher #gravity falls #art #im just leaving this up to ur imagination lol #all ive given is a little see-through boy and you'll have to go from there #the wings and tail are really just for the aesthetics and they have scarce backstory #sry not sry

[texts-from-eurovision2023]

Decided to do a version with Martin.

#sry not sry #you're welcome #joker out #martin jurkovic #texts from last night #tfln #eurovision 2023 #texts from eurovision #semi nfsw

[parva-noctua]

[HOME alone... on the couch.]

Eddie: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Buck: What?

Eddie: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

#eddie 'liar' diaz #sry not sry #incorrect 911 quotes #911 la #eddie diaz #evan buckley #before lightning #the f*** couch thing #buddie

[jt-319]

Darth Vader and the Cafpot Mystery

Vader: So...Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know

Needa: I did. I broke it—

Vader: No. No you didn’t. Tom?

Venka: Don’t look at me. Look at Veers

Veers: What?! I didn’t break it!

Venka: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Veers: Because it’s sitting right infront of us, and it’s broken

Venka: ...Suspicious

Veers: No, it’s not

Piett: If it matters, probably not, but Motti was the last one to use it

Motti: LIAR! I don’t even drink that crap!

Piett: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the caf cart earlier?

Motti: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, FIRMUS

Needa: Ok, ok. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, my lord

Vader: NO! Who broke it?!

Veers: ...My lord?...Jerjerrod’s been awfully quiet

Jerjerrod: REALLY-

Veers: Yeah, really-

Jerjerrod: -OH MY GOD

Everyone: *Arguing in the background

Vader: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it

A dumb idea parody of Parks & Rec

Some explanations bc my overthinking demanded at the last sec:

I knew @musewrangler Venka’s first name is also Tom and I didn’t know who else to fill in

I like Venka anyway

I also know we know Vader doesn’t have actual hands but again, I didn’t know what else to do. It still fits tho :P

Reading a lot of theirs and @madelgard and gang’s fics triggered my brain to compile this

And I happened to be watching the original clip at random

#star wars #parks and rec #darth vader #firmus piett #maximilian veers #conan antonio motti #tiaan jerjerrod #lorth needa #captain venka #parody #just absolute chaos #sry not sry #i should be sleeping #the power of adhd #without the h #i still dk how to tag

[h3xxthev3xx]

He slipped during his oil change I swear- ...the rope is unrelated 🤠👀

I'll be back to...regular...content soon enough 🤣

#boothill #barking #delulu #sry not sry

[guttersnarls]

VOTE

#fck coldplay #sry not sry #the band ghost #ama #DO IT

[all-the-bones-ever]

king of the sculk shelby

king of the evermoore shelby

greatest witch shelby

evil shelby who still f e e l s things

best character ever shubble

#this is more important than nature wives #sry not sry #mcytblr #esmp tag #esmp s2 #esmp season 2 #great witch shelby #esmp shubble #esmp #no matter how hard she tries shes still empathetic #she doesnt want to care about what damage she causes but she /does/ #nature wives may be dead but shubble sure aint #ive never been this happy in my life #shubble #shubble empires #empires smp #empires season two #empires shubble

[thougtschaos-suizidal]

Tut mir leid das ich es nie geschafft habe dich glücklich zu machen

#leid #sry not sry #gedanken #depressiv #verzeihen #mit allem allein #glücklich #schmerz #nacht #ssv #druck #müde #hass #verloren #broke