You realise the guy you kissed at a substance party is the guy you've been crushing on since you were a kid.
And how does your decision impact the fact you're heir to your family's luxury car empire, your dad has links to the mafia, and everyone expects you to marry either a mafia daughter or your best friend??????
Want to buy the book to see what happens???
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*in the tones of a man revealing the secret name of god to you* "beets... are a very misunderstood vegetable"
god I'm fucking crying... there's no one in this shot I wouldn't kill or die for in a heartbeat. sisko I love you so much I can barely speak
tfw BEETS??? this is the most scared bashir has looked in the whole show (julian baby boy it's a buffet you don't have to eat beets if you don't want to)
odo… no notes you are doing amazing sweetie keep up the good work
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@ ALL CRASHQUEENS AND KILLJOYS!
i've been in this fandom since 2016, so i've seen headcanons and zone culture and terminology of all kinds.
with that said , i'd like to present the official (unofficial) danger days dictionary. includes everything from zone culture, slang, battery city locations, phoenix witch, even down to bad luck beads and the dust bowl.
for the nitpickers out there, the comics are mainly discarded in this— due to how overwhelming it would be to throw in even MORE overlapping terms and such. some comic characters have been slipped into the regular timeline / universe, just for funsies and a honorary mention. don't come at me, thanks!
REBLOGS RECOMMENDED.
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show pony and dr death defying average conversation
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Wanna find out which one happens in Canon???
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an anecdote about a philosopher who asked a conqueror to move away and stop blocking sunlight
listen I spend too much effort on this shit which is basically a scene from a fanfic that I just wrote in my head I sure am doing things in wrong order ain’t I
ANYWAY for those unaware it’s based on Ancient Greece anecdote about Alexander the Great meeting with Diogenes and later completely disrespecting the great conqueror himself without actually offending him
Diogenes’ philosophy honestly gives me such strong Ratio vibes (or more like other way around) AND I encourage people to create more AUs involving Ratio and Ancient Greece stuff
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i was planning on posting this in pages of 3 but ive been working on this for too long now and the next 5 pages will still take awhile and i felt bad for delaying it for so long so have this now. this comic (and the subsequent next pages) is based off of this post by @blood-injections that i adored so much! thank you to them for giving me permission to adapt it into a comic :] more pages are coming so I do hope you guys will be patient with me while i struggle to figure out how to manage my time in my first semester. I'm unsure if the next pages will be posted one at a time or in two's or three's, we'll have to see, but for now I hope you guys enjoy this "^^
edit: page 2 and 3 are here!!
edit: page 4!!
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Broke: Dr Ratio and Alhaitham would get along
Woke: Dr Ratio and Alhaitham would hate each other for being ‘exceptionally arrogant’
Bespoke: Ruan Mei and Dottore are the real crossover academia duo that we should be talking about
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blushy (lieutenant) general
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i love starmora so much like their gradual shift across gotg vol. 3 absolutely decimated me lol
like. “you know, i’m still not who you want me to be” “oh, i know. but who you are ain’t so bad.” the way she smiles at him??????? followed by (once she’s stepped past him, a moment of hesitation, this inch of themselves they can let be real offerings without having to be completely bare) “i bet we were fun” and his little “like you wouldn’t believe” i am ruined!!!!!!!!
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