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nevis-the-skeleton · 2 years

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One Shot 3, from my story "The Polar Star" TFP

(Idea and request of Wondering)

Miko, Raf and Jack were at the base, sleeping in their safe place, in the main room. It was now late, but the children had insisted on staying. Optimus had been a little reluctant at first, worried about what the parents might say.

But the trio had argued that they would come up with a good excuse, which they managed to do. The pyjama party was always an effective excuse. The base was quiet, while everyone was asleep, when the Japanese girl heard a noise.

The young girl sat down on her makeshift mattress, and yawned, rubbing her eyes. She was then much more awake when she saw a large shadow not far from her, and screamed before throwing a metal bar that was lying next to her!

Miko then heard a cry of pain, and the tall shadow exclaim:

"Ah ! Frag!"

The Japanese girl had a moment of hesitation, before deciding to turn on the light, waking the boys in the process, and revealing that the shadow was none other than Starscream.

The Seeker massaged his helmet with pain, and hissed:

"Frag… It hurts…!"

He turned to the young girl and growled discreetly:

"Are you crazy…?!

- You're the one who's crazy wandering around the base like that in the middle of the night…! Miko replied.

-Shut up!" Jack growled, throwing his cushion into the Japanese girl's head.

Raf sat down on his mattress, his eyes half-closed, then put on his glasses. He then saw the girl send the cousin back to the teen, before she turned to the flyer.

"What are you doing here ? Why don't you sleep with Skyfire?

- … It's none of your business… Starscream answered.

- You scared the crap out of me, I'm telling you! I think that on the contrary I deserve to know!

- *Sigh*…! I can't sleep, that's all…! And since I don't like to stay idle, I told myself that I would just have to come to the main room. See if there is any unfinished work...

- Instead of adding work to yourself, you should rather think about resting.

- What didn't you understand when I told you that I couldn't sleep?

- But you-

- Miko, leave it, he's having insomnia, that's all. Jack intervened. Although, I must admit that I am surprised. I didn't think Transformers could have insomnia.

- Well, now you know it's possible. growled the flyer.

- Yeah, well now we're awake too! Miko exclaimed.

- Less loud… the teenager scolded discreetly.

- Oops, yeah.

- Well, you allow me, I'm going to work. Starscream sighed.

- But... No… !

- *Sigh*… What else do you want me to do…? I have nothing to do, and I'm bored...

- There are many other ways than work to keep busy!

- … Like what?"

There was a silence, before the Japanese girl claps her hands lightly, and smiles:

"Oh ! I know ! We just have to watch a movie!

- Oh no! No way! strongly opposed the Seeker.

- Eh?! Why not?!

- Because if it's another trick to make fun of me, like with Kiki's Delivery Service, I refuse…!

- So, first, that day we didn't do it on purpose! And, two, it's a classic that I've wanted to show you for a really long time! You absolutely have to see it! I'm sure you'll love it!

- …

- Please…!

- … No-

- Please…! Please…! Please…! Please…! Please!

- *Sigh*! Fine...! OK…!

- Awesome!"

The girl rushed to the TV, and pulled out a CD from her school bag. The boys noticed it was the Titanic , and agreed that it was a classic that the jet have to see.

The Japanese girl installed everything quickly, and turned off the light, to create a better atmosphere. She gestured for Starscream to sit down, which he did, after a moment's hesitation.

Miko's gaze was so radiant that the Seeker just didn't have the courage to say no to her...

The film began, and the Japanese girl was happy to note that the jet made at least the effort to be concentrated on the film. She noticed then that the flyer didn't seem comfortable, when the scene started to take place in the past, and that Rose was weighed down by the expectations of society, and of the forced marriage.

The young girl couldn't really understand, but she noticed that it seemed to make him react. Then came the scene of Jack's rescue of Rose, when he manages to get Rose back on the boat. Then, the arrival of the sailors who arrested Jack.

“Wait, pause." said Starscream.

Miko pressed the remote, and the children turned to the Seeker, as the latter flapped his wings in confusion.

“Why are they arresting him, he just saved 'Rousse'.

- So, first, it's 'Rose', not 'Rousse'. corrected the Japanese girl.

- Your names are complicated.

- No more than "Starscream"...

- You still haven't answered my question…!

- Well, because they think Jack was just trying to take advantage of Rose. replied the teen.

- … Take advantage what of Rose…?

- But of her body…

- Wait, I know. the girl intervened. Basically, they think he tried to forcibly conjux her.

- Oh! understood the Seeker. Hold on! What?! But… How could they come to such a conclusion?!

- Well, don't quibble about that… It's okay…

-…”

The jet pouted, and crossed his arms, frowning, now looking rather angry at the situation unfolding in the movie. Fortunately, things ended up settling quickly in the story, which made the flyer then more relaxed.

There was time, until dinner with Rose's family, to thank Jack for the rescue. Starscream scowled again, and Miko sincerely began to wonder if she had chosen the right movie after all...

The Seeker seemed to get angry or frown whenever there was a scene with high society, and the Japanese girl wondered why. She couldn't concentrate on the movie, as she couldn't help noticing each of the jet's reactions.

He would go from an angry or chagrined expression, causing his wings to be in a low, tight position most of the time. The young girl sighed quietly, as she noticed that the flyer didn't seem to like the film.

Then came the implied love scene, and Miko couldn't help but giggle lightly, seeing Starscream's deeply confused expression. It gave him a pretty cute, almost childish innocent side.

Then there was the scene with the iceberg colliding, and the Seeker jumped in surprise. He kinda expected it, thanks to the prologue, but he didn't think it would be so abrupt.

Then there was the flying accusation against Jack, and the children then heard the jet slap his wings between eachother, and had a deeply angry expression.

The adventure continued on the ship. And while one could criticize Rose's behavior, in her desire not to abandon Jack, the flyer did not do it once.

Starscream frowned at Cal's behavior, which he already couldn't stand since the beginning of the film. And when he saw him take a child to pass himself off as his father, it was too much, and he exclaimed:

"What ?! No, but it's a joke!!"

The teen motioned to the Seeker to be more discreet, which the latter did. But that didn't stop him from grumbling, and Miko clearly heard the jet say that "Kal was just a dirty fragger!"

Then came the sinking, and the scene in the frozen waters with Jack and Rose. The Japanese girl noticed that the jet had low wings as Rose promised Jack to stay alive. And his expression was downright devastated when he saw Jack freezing to death, and sinking into the icy waters of the Atlantic.

They couldn't finish the movie, as Starscream burst into tears, as the children looked on in shock. Miko turned off the TV, and turned on the light, before advancing towards the Seeker, then saying:

“Hey, it's okay… It's just a movie…

- No! It's not okay...! cried the jet. Why did you show me that…?!"

The trio looked at each other in confusion, really not expecting the flyer to be so affected by Jack's death.

“Scream… started the Japanese girl.

- First these kinds of absurd social classes…! Then, a forbidden love! The promise to stay alive! And the death of one in the ice…?! Frag! I felt like I was watching my life the whole way through your stupid movie!!" exclaimed the flyer.

The children then realized their terrible mistake, and understood that indeed there were certain points in which Starscream was perhaps a little too recognized.

That's when they heard a noise, and saw Skyfire coming quickly into the room, with a worried expression.

The Seeker soon jumped into his arms, and the shuttle gently consoled him, asking:

"What is happening… ? Why are you crying… ?

- They laughed at me again! With one of their stupid movie! the jet sobbed, pointing an accusing finger at the trio.

- No! No! It was not our intention at all…!" the girl exclaimed.

All that screaming finally woke everyone up, and they wanted a lot of explanations when they saw Starscream and Miko arguing like Sparklings.

Everyone finally calmed down, and Optimus suggested that they watch a movie together. The Seeker was of course reluctant at first, but Skyfire encouraged him to agree, telling him he shouldn't stay on such a negative note.

Finaly the group gathered in front of the big screen at the base, so everyone could see, and they decided to watch The Jungle Book.

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kibibarel · 1 year

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i don’t understand the Alolan VA at all...so Masters wants me to believe that its version of Lusamine is based on the USUM continuity, but now it’s also telling me that her past goal was to “keep the Ultra Beasts for herself” (??? not even her motivation in USUM) and Faba is still Branch Chief somehow instead of an intern...AND they’re seemingly just redoing the Rainbow Rocket arc as if it never happened??? if they do a swerve and tell me she’s not actually based on USUM continuity at all and is in fact an entirely different Lusamine i’m gonna go nut

#HERE'S HOW THE ALOLAN VILLAIN ARC CAN STILL WIN: have it be that Faba WAS in fact sharing intel with Lusamine #but it turns out that it's the Lusamine from OG SM continuity and that's why USUM Lusamine is like 'well i don't remember that! 🤔'#i doubt they will do this but can you imagine the drama #i do love to see Lusamine being so fucking stupid though. the amount of tolerance she has for Faba's repeated betrayals #versus the betrayals she perceives from her own kids will never not be funny to me #Lusamine: those children have always been conspiring against me! those 11-year-olds mean to RUIN ME!!! WICKED INGRATES #also Lusamine: why yes i trust this sneering rat man with my life #the way that they are EXACTLY OG cartoon Megatron and Starscream #MADAM PRESIDENT LUSAMINE HAS DIED AND NOW I - FABA - AM LEADER OF THE AETHER FOUNDATION

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dumbass-duo-showdown · 7 months

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Ahem ahem

After months of waiting!

I AM PRESENTING THE BRACKET FOR DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN!

CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY!

The first 16 battles will happen at 8pm CET (gmt+1)!

Group 1!

Uhh btw some of these were put on one day accidentally

Roronoa Zoro & Monkey D. Luffy aka Zolu (one piece) vs Good times with Scar & Grian aka desert duo (hermitcraft)

Bill Preston & Ted Logan (bill & Ted’s excellent adventure) vs Jessie & James from team rocket (Pokémon)

Wayne & Raj (total drama) vs Denji & Power (chainsaw man)

Burton & Shawn (psych) vs Rosencrantz & guildenstern (hamlet & rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead)

Josuke Higashikata & Okuyasu Nijimura aka Josuyasu (JoJo’s bizarre adventure) vs Shouyo Hinata & Tobio Kageyama (Haikyuu!)

Isaac & Miria (Baccano) vs Jay Walker & Cole Brookstone/bucket aka Bruise (lego ninjago)

Ace & Deuce (twisted wonderland) vs Aang & Sokka (avatar: the last airbender)

Tommyinnit & Tubbo aka Clingyduo (dsmp) vs Shiver, Frye, & Bigman aka Deep Cut (splatoon)

Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) & Booster Gold (Michael Carter) aka boostle VS Mustard Lesbian and Ketchup Gay from this post

Mordecai & Rigby (regular show) vs Lindsay & Tyler (total drama)

Rui Kamishiro & Tsukasa Tenma aka Ruikasa (project sekai) vs Zuke & Mayday aka Bunk Bed Junction (no straight roads)

Ruffnut & Tuffnut Thorston (how to train your dragon) vs Jedediah & Octavius (night at the museum)

Merry & Pippin (lord of the rings) vs The Doctor & Donna (dr who)

Jedward (irish music history) vs Min-Gi Park & Ryan Akagi (infinity train)

Grif & Simmons (red vs blue) vs Beavis & Butthead (Beavis & butthead)

Bender & Fry (futurama) vs Porsche & Pete (kinnporsche)

GROUP 2

1/8-18:30 & 2/8 18:30

Kaz & Oliver (mighty med) vs Bobbi Morse & Lance Hunter aka Huntingbird (agents of S.H.I.E.L.D)

Henchman 21 & Henchman 24 (venture bros) vs Spongebob & Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

Galo Thymos & Lio Fotia (promare) vs Yusuke & Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Charlie Kelly & Mac (it is always sunny in Philadelphia) vs Donald, José & Panchito (the three Caballeros)

The Bros (the bro duet) vs Chai & 808 (hi-fi rush)

Markiplier & CrankGameplays aka Unus Annus vs Knockout & Starscream (transformers)

Caspar & Shez (fire emblem warriors: three hopes) vs Yukiko Amagi & Chie Satonaka aka Yukichie (persona 4)

Tk Strand & Evan Buck Buckley (911 on fox lonestar) vs Shane & Ryan (buzzfeed unsolved)

Ontario Pipping Plovers (birbs from canada) vs Kaminari Denki & Ashido Mina (My hero academia)

Rin Okumura & Kuro (blue exorcist) vs Adam Blampied & Sullivan Beau Brown (No barrels rolled)

Chip & Gillion aka Fish and Chips (just roll with it) vs Josuke Higashikata & Yasuho Hirose aka Yasugap (jojo's bizarre adventure)

Soldier & Demoman (team fortress 2) vs Cuphead & Mugman (the cuphead show)

Nott/Veth & Jester (critical role the mighty nein) vs Troy & Abed (community)

Walter White & Jessie Pinkman (breaking bad) vs Barbie & Ken (barbie life in a dreamhouse)

Cuddles & Toothy (happy tree friends) vs Heath Burns & Hoodude Voodoo (monster high)

Pete Wentz and Gabe Saporta (bandom) vs Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng & Nie Huaisang (MDZS/the untamed)

TAGS TO CHECK OUT!

#propaganda #dumbass duo showdown announcements #dumbass duo showdown update #round 1 #art gallery #polls

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thanksjro · 6 months

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Transformers Holiday Special (2015) — Wishing You and Yours a Delightfully Secular Wintertime, Containing Absolutely Zero References to the Birth of Christ

Despite what some might like to think, Christmas isn’t for everyone; even with all the commercialization, at its heart, it’s still about the Baby Jesus. You can tell that we haven’t shaken the Christian connection, because the cover for this special issue has the father, the son, and the holy spirit, which is hidden behind the company logo.

And if Rodimus doesn’t stop screwing around, his resurrection’s gonna have to happen a lot sooner than Easter.

Because this is a comic special, things are going to be a little different. Instead of one standard-size issue, we’re getting three mini-stories, each with their own writer (from each of the comic runs that were publishing at the time) and artist. Our stories are listed here:

Don’t worry about what Ultra Magnus is up to behind that text.

Now, you may ask, why on earth am I covering this issue, which is a specifically Christmassy one, now, when it’s not currently Christmas? Well, according to Roberts, the story “Silent Light” takes place after MTMTE #49, and #50 is when the crew manifest for the Lost Light gets shaved down some, so realistically, this is when “Silent Light” happens in continuity. So I want you to keep in mind that Getaway’s Christmas isn’t going so great.

I won’t be going back to catch up on the other runs’ plots, as the Christmas stories are stand-alone.

Getting into it, our first story is:

Penned by Mairghread Scott and drawn by Corin Howell. We open up on a cityscape featuring a happy sun and some eye-searing narration boxes.

I went to Howell’s Twitter to see what her deal was, and was greeted with a banner consisting of a sexy succubus lady with her boobies out, so I’m going to assume she simplified her style for this issue, since mecha are hella difficult to draw.

Also, I hope you like the structure of How The Grinch Stole Christmas!, because that’s what we’re getting for the next little while, complete with chunky, white text on painful-to-view red.

Our story opens with all the transformers from the colonies visiting Cybertron and making friends with each other. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts, which pisses off President-King Starscream to no end. Being the drama queen that he is, Starscream feels that everyone should be paying attention to him 24/7 and feed him grapes as he reclines on a sofa, because hasn’t he done enough for all these sorry sacks of shit? He hasn’t even caused a war, unlike the last guy who was in charge. Bumblebee (who is a ghost) tells him to just be fucking nice for once in his miserable life, but Starscream wouldn’t be Starscream if he could settle down like that.

Our god-king of the planet calls for his aide, Rattrap, who is going to be in his alt mode for the entirety of this story, to help him set up for a public broadcast addressing his need for attention and adoration.

He sends Rattrap off to deliver the tape to the news, which seems to consist of two very sleep-deprived individuals. Because they’re apparently the only two robots stupid enough to attempt to cover the nightmare hellscape that is Cybertronian current events, the last bit of Starscream’s tape is cut off when one of them falls asleep on the switchboard. This turns Starscream’s personal worship holiday into “For the Love of God Be Nice to Each Other” Day. Everyone takes to it beautifully, getting BFF tattoos, going on vacation with their husbands, hugging in the straightest gay way possible, holding parades, giving each other bombs, and getting absolutely shitfaced.

Starscream, distraught that nobody is giving him the emperor treatment like he had wanted, sulks in his twin bed, then moves to his dinky little throne as the night wears on, making the most miserable faces he can the whole time. Eventually, Chosen One Day ends, and he’s been completely ignored. Very sad.

Then, there’s a knock on his door, and Starscream creeps over to the peephole just in time to be smashed flat by Wheeljack slamming the door open. Last time we saw Wheeljack he was assumed dead by most, and floating in a tank at Starscream’s behest. He’s gotten better since then, clearly.

Wheeljack came with friends— the entirety of the main cast for Windblade/Til All Are One, to be exact— and they’re here to make sure that Starscream isn’t completely alone on this friendship holiday he accidentally invented. Everyone toasts to his good, totally intentional idea, and Starscream decides against killing all of them for at least the next 24 hours.

Now pay attention to this next story, because it’s actually canon-relevant, because of course Roberts would write a holiday special mini-comic that ties into his overarching plot. Fucking nerd.

Our artist for “Silent Light” is Kotteri (or Kotteri!, as it’s been written on some of their other publications) the pen name for Ikumi Fukuda. Kotteri is primarily a manga artist, having created their own works and well as working on other projects. I admittedly can’t find much on this person, not even their preferred pronouns, TFWiki itself using “they”, which I will default to. All of the info they’ve provided themself is, of course, written in Japanese, but even running things through a translator only proves that information to be purely professional. Their personal Twitter is protected, and my follow request was never answered, as far as I know. There’s a fan Twitter account for their art that claims “she”, but I have no way to verify, and I don’t want to assume anything based on art style, because that’s sort of shitty. Let it never be said that I didn’t do my due diligence here— I fucking hate using Twitter.

We open with Rodimus having just returned from Meteorfest, a festival where you surf on meteors and avoid your co-captain and SIC’s calls like the putz you are. He’s greeted by said co-captain and SIC decorating assembling a Christmas tree cloaking machine and finishing each other’s sentences like an old married couple. Rodimus tries to deny the existence of Minimegs, then we get our heavy-handed and lampshaded explanation for the crux of the issue. Megatron handles Minimus like a baby doll as the two of them explain that the Lost Light is about to hit Mauler territory.

Maulers are notorious for wanting the Cybertronians dead, but Megatron is too much of a macho man to pussy out and go around them. So instead, the crew will be hiding in special sleeping pods that will mask their spark signatures, and pray to their pantheon of gods that no one notices the ship the size of Manhattan. Brainstorm has like fifteen new inventions, despite being on house arrest from his lab. Megatron’s autobot badge is wearing a hat. Merry fucking Christmas.

Over at Swerve’s, it would appear that everyone’s favorite television junkie is closed for business, as it’s just him, Nautica, and Whirl, sitting on the floor getting absolutely shit-faced on subspace-filtered engex. This might’ve been an issue, as folks are supposed to be bedding down in their B.E.D.s for the next leg of the trip, but Swerve slipped Magnus some Bing Crosby earlier so they’re cool right now.

There’s a banging at the door, and Whirl decides to answer, even though it’s not his bar, because if it’s trouble come a-knocking, it was probably looking for Whirl anyhow.

When Whirl answers, however, it’s not Magnus having caught wind of Nautica disrespecting the Autobot code, but an entirely different flavor of problem.

Now, I know that thing Whirl’s holding looks like a fucked up Hitachi Wand, but it is, in fact, an entire-ass baby robot. It seems that when Cerebros (Fortress Maximus’s friend, if you’ll recall) sent the engex through the subspace, this infant Cybertronian (Luna One-ian?) got mixed in with the other supplies.

We learn a bit about how baby Cybertronians work before we remember, oh right, this kid is gonna get everyone killed if they catch wind of her spark, since there isn’t a B.E.D. for her. Yes, it’s a girl! Congrats to our three idiots on their Cybertronian gender non-conforming little princess.

They gang decides to shunt her back through the subspace hatch, so they head over to where it’s currently being housed— the office of Ultra Magnus. Nautica, using her wits and all the tools in her arsenal, smashes the window to the office and they break in. The empty Magnus Armor sits in the dark like a grim monument to being married to your job. Whirl informs Nautica how to comfort the baby that he super for-sure doesn’t care about, handing her off while he uses his titty glass to replace the window in the door. Swerve tries to bite through iron chains holding the subspace hatch hostage, only to be stopped by the sound of justice coming down the hall.

The gang, of course, looks suspicious as hell standing stock straight immediately in front of Magnus’s office, but Minimus rather likes the change of pace out of these goofy morons, and is maybe also trying to deflect his embarrassment at being caught performing his own personal karaoke. He sends them off to their B.E.D.s, and it looks like all’s well that ends well until Whirl asks where Sparky is.

Yes, he named the baby.

Don’t worry though, he’s totally not attached or whatever.

Nautica, in her panic to not be caught stealing/vandalizing/using equipment she doesn’t have the clearance for, stuffed Sparky in the Magnus Armor. And also put the helmet portion back on the body, for some reason. Anyway, it looks like our little princess is gonna be a load-bearer when she grows up, because Magnus is up and looking for hugs. Nautica, a paragon of level-headed thinking in times of crisis, handles this in the best way she can.

And that’s a wrap on Minimus Ambus! Let’s give him a hand, folks! And let’s also give a hand to the new Ultra Magnus, Miss Sparky Whirldòttir! Where did that little scamp get to, anyhow?

Swerve nominates himself to be the one to drag Minimus to a B.E.D. to sleep off his concussion, leaving Whirl and Nautica to track down the baby.

The scene changes to Megatron announcing a last call for beddy-bye time on the intercom, just as Ultra Sparky enters the room. She looms over Megatron, putting him in a very compromising position as he hits the intercom button with his arm. Rodimus, climbing into his own B.E.D., wishes that his co-captain and SIC would stop being gay for, like, five minutes, or at least wouldn’t do it where it can be broadcasted throughout the whole ship in audio format.

Whirl and Nautica come save Megatron from the onslaught of physical affection, stating that “Magnus” has had a bit too much to drink. Megatron orders them to bed from his fetal position on the countertop.

It’s bedtime, but we still haven’t figured out how to get the kid back to Luna 1 so the Maulers don’t super-murder the whole crew. Nautica leaves Whirl to figure it out, getting into B.E.D. and wondering who the fuck knocked on the door in the first place. Whirl tells her not to worry about it and to go to sleep, so he can be the one to deal with this mess.

Whirl, notorious for doing all the nastiest jobs— former Wrecker, intended bullet sponge for the time travel situation, attempting suicide via Megatron— is going to add another tally to the list labeled “Reasons My Peers Don’t Really Like Me All That Much”, by throwing an entire baby out the air lock.

However, Whirl is being written by Roberts, who would never allow the number of robot babies to go down, so Sparky’s adorable assimilation of Whirl’s signature physical features gets him right in the soft underbelly he swears doesn’t exist.

Wow, Roberts put a baby in that robot. Surely this is as overt as we’re going to get with this imagery, since we’re in a major publication and not some fan-fiction!

ANYWAY

Whirl wakes up in the Medibay, emptied of infant and freaked the hell out about it. Velocity— who I will remind you is basically the only medical doctor on the Lost Light, since everyone else is too busy getting railed by weeaboos and joining unethical polycules to do their actual jobs—informs him that his daughter is, in actuality, a massive colony of scraplets that combined to look like a newborn.

It turns out that Nautica is a bit of a snitch, having spilled the beans after she woke up. Whether or not she thought Whirl had thrown the baby out the air lock isn’t really addressed, but thank god he didn’t, because then we would have had to send everyone’s favorite gun-addled dipshit to jail for the rest of forever. Checking security footage revealed who the mystery knocker was— it was the scraplets, forming the shape of an arm.

When Nautica asks how the hell they all survived this, seeing as Whirl kept the murder baby, Whirl informs her that he cut off power to his own spark to allow everyone else to live, including his sweet baby princess, winning him a #1 Dad mug, and also several emails from Rung to please make an appointment with him.

Whirl’s miracle Christmas baby lied and stole with the intent to murder everyone on board, and that makes her the ultimate daddy’s girl.

I hope you’ve all enjoyed this canon-important holiday special story about Whirl becoming a father.

In our third and final story, it appears we’ve been transported to Whoville, by the talent of our MTMTE Season 1 colorist, Josh Burcham. Within Whoville resides Anna Log, a human woman who owns two turbofoxes and sleeps in full military body armor on her couch. The wall in her living room suddenly explodes, revealing a late-night visitor.

Motherfucker, you are supposed to be on the ship right now.

Mega-Claus fusion-cannons Anna Log, and we cut to a film noir office where none other than Thundercracker has his feet up on the desk. The art grayscales for this section, as he narrates that he’s a detective. He’s wearing a fedora. It’s January 7th. He has a mysterious past and probably thinks that makes him very sexy.

The phone rings, cueing Buster, Thundercracker’s puggle, to put on her own fedora, and the two go to see the crime scene, where Thundercracker is the same size as a normal human man and wears a trench coat.

It turns out that Anna Log is the director of security for the entirety of planet Earth, which is sort of a big deal. When Thundercracker and the cops look at the security footage, they see who did it— Santa Claus, played by Megatron himself. Fucked up.

Sure, pal.

Thundercracker must now fly to the North Pole and kill Santa, because that’s how the law works. He transforms, flies by Club Penguin and a Coke commercial, reflects on his job, and then gets ready for a fight with Santa’s security measures, as Busters glowing nose warns him of incoming danger. She’s very talented, Buster.

Thundercracker makes quick work of the cybernetic security reindeer with his twin energy katanas and Buster’s jetpack. He kicks down Santa’s door to find the jolly elf himself standing in the dark, potentially rabid. The two start kung-fu beating the shit out of each other. It should be noted that this Santa isn’t the Megatron Santa, who shows up behind the two as they brawl, but rather original-flavor fat man Santa. How Thundercracker didn’t notice this isn’t addressed.

Thundercracker demands to know why Megatron dressed up as Santa Claus to commit a murder— the murder part made sense, Director Log and Megatron would be diametrically opposed— and Megatron reveals the greatest slight against himself he’s ever known.

Framing Santa for murder ain’t exactly gonna turn that coal into a diamond, Meggy baby.

Thundercracker clocks Megatron, he becomes besties with Santa Claus, and they ride a flying tank into the sunset. Thus ends Thundercracker’s most brilliant writing project yet, which he was reading to Marissa Faireborn this entire time.

Marissa isn’t terribly impressed, poking holes in all the little nonsense bits, while also not feeling thrilled about having been killed off in the first two pages of Thundercracker’s book. While the two argue, Buster and Ayana Jones make a Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! reference together, and the issue closes out with a big ol’ Autobot symbol, even though Thundercracker was a Decepticon, Ayana and Marissa are humans, and Buster is a goddamned dog.

Thus ends the Holiday Special. Up next, more direct story progression!

#transformers #MTMTE #holiday special #jro punches me in the face #maccadam #Hannzreads #text post #long post #comic script writing

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gl1tt3r-gutz-and-r0b0tz-sl · 7 days

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MegaCee would probably be where Arcee is the super innocent bean to help turn the murderous terrorist of a Decepticon into a more neutral character in terms of alignment. In my AU, Arcee is a gladiator forced to fight by being drugged with dark Energon while Megatron is a seasoned fighter who climbed the ranks high enough to spectate the fights. TLDR: Gladiators becoming besties and then one becomes an Autobot.

StarCee would be probably in the same universe, or if Starscream got his shit kicked in a little too hard by Megatron and was left for dead. Arcee finds him, fixes him, and keeps him with the Autobots. TLDR: She fixes his mommy issues after they get into bitch fights.

Both art works are mine. I had to delete my old account, so I'll try to re-upload stuff. BTW, this is for a fanfic I'm writing. I'll probably post it when it's done.

I'm high off of two days of sleep deprivation. IDK WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE LMFAO

EDIT: So, I was thinking a little bit more about MegaCee and remembered the rest of the lore kinda, I'll explain more based on the results of the pole, but essentially, in my universe, the Quintessons took Arcee while she was young, I'm talking like- five, and then experimented on her, destroying her body, ripping apart every organ, Gorey shit, etc, then hyking her ass up on dark Energon injected into her to make her viscous and kill all her cellmates. Then they entered her into an illegal gladiator ring that was like a gambling thing, bets and whatnot, then the whole Megatron thing I stated before, he was abandoned and trained by the bots responsible for the ring, meeting Orion Pax/ Optimus during it, then their falling out, and Megatron rose higher in the ranks. Arcee climbed the ladder of ranks in the ring due to her brutal and forced way of combat. Megatron almost formed an infatuation with her brutality and when it came time for them to fight one another, he gave her an opportunity. To join his cause. She accepted, they both killed practically everyone, and she became a spy for him to report back with Intel Sound wave could not. Because of the blue optics she has and her overall cuteness, she appears harmless and no one has suspected a thing. She no longer is hooked on the dark Energon, but kills out of loyalty for the most part. She does weep alone after every Decepticon life she had to take during the battles in order to not look suspicious.

Then for StarCee, to make it fair with the other ship, would be where Arcee is the same with this universe, but grows closer to Starscream, despite his jealousy of Megatron's attention being on her. Starscream, like in one of the comics, was abandoned by his mother figure, but in my universe Thundercracker and Skywarp are canonically his brothers, and he was responsible for himself and them. Due to him having to be an adult at such a young age, it could explain why he's more childish and bratty when older. This will probably end in both Arcee fully defecting to the Autobots and Starscream to join her, causing drama and shit to blow up.

Arcee will most likely be the therapy mom in both of these lol. DAMN. THIS WAS LONG AND IM SORRY. IM TIRED YALL

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aviatrix-ash · 7 months

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They're on their way to get cold foamed oil while Knockout fills Skyfire in on the multitudes of drama in the Decepticon ranks he's missed out since he claimed neutrality. Starscream caused most of that drama as he self claimed himself leader of the Decepticons after everyone thought Megatron was dead. Meanwhile Skyfire’s enjoying this healing moment of shit talking an ex with another former Decepticon who's got all the dirt.

They're also catching each other up on their husbands' latest antics and how it's been adjusting to postwar life as neutrals on a Cybertron governed by Autobots.

#maccadam #transformers #tfa #transformers animated #transformers fan continuity #transformers fanart #tfa world building #tf knockout #tf skyfire #tfa skyfire #tfa knockout #my doodles

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randomfandoms234 · 8 months

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Transformers au- I had this idea a bit ago of a bumblebee au it’s essentially all the bumblebees are the same bumblebee it starts with g1 bumblebee dying and waking up in cybertron recently coming from the allspark (either idw or bay verse first ) I thought about making in Optimus….but I feel like having g1 bumblebee slowly relive his life in different universes leaves more room for character growth. As bumblebee is more childish and kind….while the way this would go Optimus would already went through a lot of character growth. by the war for cybertron trilogy he’s just done and wants to stay as far away from the war as possible…what makes this funny is that after idw ,idw star screams ghost follows him between universes and now there’s two starscreams… I just love their dynamic and couldn’t keep it to just idw series and starscream will often make snarky comments about his other selves….mostly prime starscream in season three. He also talks smack about alot of the other Autobots particularly animated Sentinal whom is paying for bayverse Sentinal and idw Sentinal’s actions in the form of a ghost and a mini bot bullying him.

G1 goes pretty much the same , idw is bumblebee trying to figure out what the heck happened while slowly becoming wary of humans (why are these ones so mean?! The ones from my original timeline were nice ) becoming a ghost and being seen by only starscream will be explored more as I feel like in this he will be the first to find out. And unfortunately will still become a ghost :(.

Bayverse is bumblebee waking up in the middle of a war with starscream screaming at him to figure what the heck happened to which when bumblebee learns how to talk as he was just found as a sparkling in some rubble (I love the idea of bayverse Optimus finding Bumblebee in some rubble and adopting him really adorable) just looks at him like “yes I can see you and two this isn’t the first time this happened which just has ghostscream shouting “what do you mean?!” They still friends and the autobots just think bumblebee made an imaginary friend this arc is pretty much just Starscream or now dubbed ghostscream adjusting to being dragged along on bumblebees adventures….even though his best friend is now a sparkling heck he’s in the body of a sparkling. Yeah…the whole voice box either getting ripped out or damaged beyond repair trend has got him screaming out in fear but always to late to warn bumblebee. Magic changes to this is bumblebee being absolutely done.in the second movie he be thinking when Sam tries to convince him to go back to Optimus is ‘no please I don’t want to be dragged back into that shit again.’ He and ghostscream do eventually learn to use sign language in this. Ghostscream be seeing these decepticons just being evil for no reason and is like “atleast we had a reason what the heck?!” Ghostscream also hates the humans and will absolutely shout “Finally! We can show them a thing or to for constantly picking fight with autobots who knew if you pushed hard enough they’d fight back-oh wait I did!”

Animated has the most changes just from bumblebees personality alone. Bumblebee in this would be quiet calm, kind and diplomatic….but also an absolute menace when it comes to Sari. He would be more adept in the boot camp (which I feel in he would be dragged into) and would leave with Bulkhead when he was kicked out of the boot camp. He wouldn’t suspect Wasp for being a Decepticon spy because in IDW he was a part of spec ops. Leaving because he wanted a break from all the drama (which ghostscream wholeheartedly agrees with after the whole Bayverse drama ) only to be screaming in his head when he finds out he’s apart of Optimus’s team he now knows things will end up going to sh*t soon but he decides to enjoy a break while he can. Him being more calm despite his young age changes most of the character dynamics. (I feel like the older bot’s would think something bad happened in his sparklinghood that made him the way he is ) This would also have a heavy hit on the plot as one of the Allspark shards makes ghost scream semi-visible and able to be heard but still not able to be touched. Yea…that will be alot of explaining to do. You know that black stuff that shows Bumblebee didn’t leave his prison dimension fine and dandy that most likely killed Omega Suprime yea that shows up when he’s angry and longarm/shockwave notices that won't be good…

Primverse has ghostscream hating on Megatron even more (he followed his other self to the nemesis only to see Megatron jab a Chrystal into his spark chamber with no care on how it would effect him he is screeching his head off at how unsafe that was to bumblebee later whom started using sign language again. Cue more bullying and Unicon stating something about bumblebees weird death touch thing. I also feel during out of his head Meagtron finds out about Ghost scream. Due to Ghostscream telling him to get out of bee’s f*king head. He then reveals the other being that resides around bumblebee which then in turn allows the rest of the team to figure it out.. The kids end up asking ghostscream a lot of questions and bumblebee would translate for star scream and Raf will translate for bee. Will also cover robt and the games when I come up for ideas for this

The war for cybertron trilogy is just a bunch of misadventurss of bee and ghost scream avoiding the factions and attempting to stay neutral (then the alpha trion protocol happens and bee has another voice in his head telling him to go be Optimus’s friend which is another time of Ghostscream screaming in the background )

Cyber verse is a trip because bee losing his voice but also because wind blade is there. And bumblebee loses his memorys which the first arc of this would be ghostscream desperately trying to find out how to help him. I think it would be funny if Starscream got dragged into bees he's as well during those sections, just for the giggles of wind blades reaction. Starscream would also find out about ghost him hilarity ensues. Bumblebee probably tried a lot for the revolution to still happen but not the war. Cheetor also knows cause he can weirdly sense ghost screams spark

The new movie verse also is. a trip because bumblebees Coma Sector 7 is horrible to Bee and ghost scream knowing his ‘friend’ is alive but in a coma….he likes Charlie because they were kind and weren't like…most of the other humans. Bee has to get used to the name change till he can find a valid way to change it with weird looks on what the heck a bumblebee is. Rotb is a trip due to Mirage ( they aren't used to middle-child Mirage) and Bumblebee dying..again. This universe is going to give Ghostscream a panic attack

Earth spark is just. Bumblebee doesn't care anymore eye just wants to live with his new family in peace so whenever a Decepticon shows up around him it's more of a “you can stay at my place but if you do anything to harm my kids I will end you” :) He’s…… just indifferent at this point There's probably going to be a bit which is just Bee and the kids (and ghoatscream) hiding the Decepticons from Megs and Optimus when asked why he's doing this he just says “I agreed with a lot of the stuff the Decepticons said at the start of the war but a lot of stuff happened and I ended up siding with the Autobots and being on earth has taught me the difference between nice organisations and shady and most likely are evil ones and Ghost isas shady as they come”. He seen how most organizations treat their kind and he sees the signs in ghost. Surprisingly this makes him a lot of new friends and the kids just look at bee and find themselves agreeing with him. They eventually meet ghostscream via science experiments and ghostscream is like “you kids are cool” because he is also indifferent at this point

Might make this story to help get rid of my writers block :)

#transformers #transformers bumblebee #bumblebee #starscream #transformers earthspark #transformers prime #transformers bayverse #transformers cyberverse #*more #This thought has entered my head and refuses to leave #temporary au name is bee of the multiverse but I don't really like it so does anyone have any suggestions?#Bee of the multiverse au

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scribe-of-hael · 3 months

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Thundercracker HCs

TC headcanon that follow nothing in particular of Canon and is as very bias to my own au where I build him up to be kinda different because him and Sky are very underdeveloped and utilized. LETS GO

•TC is more well kept, and organized , he is able to throw down but at the end of the day he cares about himself to keep his up keep

•He is the youngest of the trine and it kinda shows with how more optimistic and far more light hearted he is than his brothers

•TC had always has had a fascination with , what? You guessed it! Writing !

•Writing is TC'a passion, it was one of the focal points he was hooked on when agreeing to join the Decpticons was because of Megatron's writing for when it first started. He was touched to his very spark with Megatron's words. He learned very quickly how words and working could affect one another.

•he researches endlessly of writing, works, and genres. He prefers stories with happy ending but he is also about drama and some dark themes.

•He is also a photographer, he loves to take picture of his brothers, the scenery or even important moments. It has gotten him into trouble for stopping in the middle to capture the moment.

•His writings are important to him, it doenst matter if he feels or even if he's hurt he will take some time out of his day to write. Because he reads do much, if its niche knowledge or even history you want to know you come to TC.

•Try to keep him on topic he will jump aorund and get a bit carried away with rambling /pos

•TC had always questioned the Decepticons almost as soon as he joined , it only grew with time and the more worried he got, worried he got for his brothers Especially Starscream and Megatron's growing abuse towards him.

•He is definitely a kind spark, who wants to see the beauty in it all, which some bots call him soft amd weak for

•he more sensitive and emotional ,this can be both good and bad. He panics and is filled with paranoia. He tends to overthink and complicate things.

•just because he is kind. Do not mistake it for being weak. He is just as fierce as Star or Sky and honestly probably could be more unpredictable about what he will do. He can be just as scheming , clever and resourceful. He is a Decepticons for a reason.

•he is prone to outbursts of emotion, if it is anger its connected to his abilities. His sonic booms can become more powerful when emotional driven. Nothing like shattering brain modules when he decides to have the pulse of five sonic booms in half a millisecond.

•His frame is way more durable than the other two because of the constant subjection to his own sonic blasts. Its reinforced but also allows its self to vibrate to allow the sound to travel.

•Oh and he writes Erotica and is kinda a freak/pos

•He is Demi though, having taken little to no partners because he could never properly feel a connection depsite having a desire for a partner. While he wants someone he wants to truly have a deep and lasting connection

•he is nothing but in love with being in love which makes him prone to being vulnerable and easily taken advantage of in hopes of finding someone fo love, which Star and Sky (mostly) intervene to stop their brothers spark ache.

•TC also loves animals, that includes his dog Buster whomst he'd give his life for

•He adore human culture so DAMN much this bot is also obsessed with vintage items humans have made.

•He wear glasses despite not needing them because he thinks they make him look cooler/smarter

•TC's main thing is he writes stories and incorporates real people into characters. There are many stories you will find character eqiailants to bots he's encounter or events he has lived. You'll come to find writing isn't just his passion, but his cope for the war and even after it.

#transformers #headcanon #thundercracker #the seekers #the seeker #Thundercracker transformers #tf headcanons #Writing #He just wants to write #And be happy #Well and truly that all he wants #Thank you Stars for asking #My au #Mixed in there #maccadam

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mothleey · 7 months

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Glad to hear you're liking tfp so far. Do you have any headcanons you'd like to share?

Hi! I'm sorry I didn't answer it's just that I wasn't doing very well emotionally these days but now I'm a little better. Thanks for the ask! It's the first time I share/create some headcanons, forgive me if they are not what you expected :'))

I don't think I'll write about all the characters in this post so, if anyone else finds this kind of entertaining, there could be a second part!

(I am just starting season three but will only consider the first few seasons for this)

Bulkhead

A big guy with a big heart.

He's actually really smart, caring, delicate and silly.

Fights decepticons while listening to rock metal (in fact, Mikoo made a whole playlist of his favorite songs for him).

Smokescreen

He loves the phase shifter, not only for the advantage it gives him during battles, but also because he can use it to mess around and prank others (both humans and cybertronians). He would have a YT channel to upload videos of his victims' reactions while Jack is his cameraman (but Arcee doesn't have to know that) and Raf would sometimes help with video editing.

Starscream

He secretly enjoys watching human tv shows and relate to characters who are being betrayed -and also because he's a big drama lover- He would also look for ideas and murder schemes to take down Megatron. Sort of like "how to kill your boss without him finding out/killing you first in the process".

Knockout

He didn't actually finish med school, he just downloaded an online certificate and got on with it.

Knockout & Breakdown

I don't think Breakdown spent a lot of time finding an alt mode, in fact he didn't even bother or thought too much about it. Knockout, on the other side, took a while to decide because he had a very specific idea of what his alt mode should be like.

Since they were already on Earth as well, I imagine they had a whole life before being part of the Nemesis, where they just enjoyed and took care of each other while traveling the world. And somewhere, there is a whole folder of photos of them goofing around at every stop and of the things that interested them during their road trip.

(KOBD could have had a really good dynamic and they deserved better, period).

Optimus

Has a kind soul.

He just sits in his truck mode and observes the details of humans and earth and also reflects on how things are going. But sometimes he can get a little sentimental because some things remind him of how Cybertron used to be before the war.

His role as leader and source of wisdom makes him seem very sure of what he is doing, but deep down he is as lost and scared as the others. And he is tired of having to decide and guide everyone while carrying the burden of trying to save two worlds. This makes him be hard on himself, repressing his true feelings to not affect the others.

Arcee

After all she has been through and all the pain she carries inside, even though she tries to keep distance from others, she can't deny the fact that she cares about them. She cares too much and too deeply for others, and would do anything to keep them safe.

#some of these are really stupid and out of nowhere #and others almost got me really into depth #mind is not working. sorry #transformers prime #tfp #transformers #headcanons #bulkhead #optimus prime #arcee #smokescreen #starscream #knockout #breakdown #tfp kobd #tf headcanons

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robuttsinyourthighs · 8 months

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Soundwave X Starscream for the Soul

This pairing would fix TFP in an instant

Its the most logical pairing that even Shockwave would agree it benefits the revitalisation of Cybertron and somewhat helps the cause

But what do You Think of this pairing 👁️👁️

What do I think?

Oh man. Here's a screaming bird driven by even the tiniest bit of confidence or even praise and he partners up with a sentient recording device with instant playback? Yeah that could work for sure.

Do I think they'd get on perfectly? No. Would it be great and hilarious for everyone involved? Absolutely.

Starscream laying out orders to the crew in their newest attack against the Autobots in Megatron's absence and Soundwave is nodding and making sure things are done behind the scenes to follow through. Everything is great there.

Meth Grandpa Megatron is back on board and Starscream is suddenly off kilter and freaking out. Here comes Soundwave with a pre-recorded mashup to give Starscream a pep-talk. Hell yeah he gets his confidence back!

Imagining them in a post war life where Soundwave didn't get shadow-zoned is very cute. I like to imagine both of them just flying around together to make a life for themselves, maybe even traveling beyond Cybertron and getting up to some intergalactic hijinks thanks to Soundwave's portal abilities and Starscream's constant need for drama

10/10 would recommend Screamo X Emo

#transformers #tf #tfp #starscream #transformers prime #maccadams #soundwave #tfp soundwave #tfp starscream #starscream x soundwave

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insanepoll · 1 year

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WELCOME TO THE INSANE CHARACTER TOURNAMENT

Here's where your favourite insane characters will battle to the death for the first spot! More below the "keep reading" line.

Pre-match rounds start April 12th at 1PM (EDT)! Each round will have 24h to vote. For propaganda, you can go ahead and submit it in the askbox or through normal submissions. If you want to post your own propaganda, be sure to tag me so I can reblog it! I hope to see y'all there!!!

Round 1-A matches:

Alex Kralie (Marble Hornets) VS The Antagonist (Hatred (2015))

Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) VS Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)

Tokishige Usami (Golden Kamuy) VS Enerjak (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Evan (EverymanHYBRID)

Azula (ATLA) VS Knock Knock (Phantom Spirits (2002))

Eric Cartman (South Park) VS Wade Wilson / Deadpool (Marvel)

Orochimaru (Naruto) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH I

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden) VS Delirium (Sandman)

Castiel (Supernatural) VS Simon Keyes (Ace Attorney Investigations 2)

Opal Koboi (Artemis Fowl) VS Bibble (Barbie Fairytopia)

Hamlet (The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark) VS The Observer (TribeTwelve)

Misty Quigley (Yellowjackets) VS Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Will Graham (NBC Hannibal) VS Shou Tucker (FMA)

Ophelia (The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark) VS Starscream (Transformers)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH II

The Narrator (Fight Club) VS Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

Round 1-B matches:

Dabi (My Hero Academia) VS Shinobu Sensui (Yu Yu Hakusho)

The entire cast of Blaseball (Blaseball) VS Trexel Geistman (Stellar Firma)

Seo Moon-jo (Strangers from Hell) VS Sammy Lawrence (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

Sebastian Morgenstern (The Shadowhunter Chronicles) VS GIR (Invader Zim)

Aerion Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire) VS Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)

Dottore (Genshin Impact) VS Helena (Orphan Black)

GLaDOS (Portal (Game Series)) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH III

Dr. Franken Stein (Soul Eater) VS Tyrian Callows (RWBY)

Samarie (Fear and Hunger 2: Termina) VS Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Cersei Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire) VS Lee Dongsik (Beyond Evil)

Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader (Star Wars) VS Rebecca Bunch (Crazy Ex-girlfriend)

John Kramer (Saw) VS The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Komaeda Nagito (Danganronpa 2)

The Master (Doctor Who) VS Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

Gollum (Lord of the Rings) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH IV

Roman Roy (Succession) VS Jack (The Shining)

Round 1-C matches:

Jinx (Arcane) VS Niki Sanders / Jessica Sanders (Heroes)

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare (Bloodborne) VS Professor Henry Hidgens (Hatchetfield)

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein) VS Cicero (Skyrim)

Renfield (Dracula) VS Dr. Gregory House (House MD)

Tim Drake (DC) VS Ultra Violet (Lego Ninjago)

Donatello Hamato (ROTTMNT) VS Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)

The Ice King (Adventure Time) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH V

Villanelle (Killing Eve) VS Kira Yoshikage (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Max (Sam and Max) VS Loki (The Mechanisms)

Darcy (Amphibia) VS Cheryl Tunt (Archer)

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) VS Dr. Baxter Stockman (TMNT 2003)

Izzy (Total Drama) VS Alfred Drevis (Mad Father)

Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives) VS Vegas Theerapanyakul (Kinnporsche)

Doomguy (Doom) VS Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous)

Ben Chang (Community) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VI

Fëanor (The Silmarillion) VS Ryuki (AI: The Somnium Files)

Round 1-D matches:

Eliot Cardale / Eli Ever (Villains Duology) VS Knives Millions (Trigun)

Denji (Chainsaw Man) VS Bubby (Half Life: VR but the AI is Self Aware)

Tsukishima Hajime (Golden Kamuy) VS Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)

Hannibal Lecter (NBC Hannibal) VS Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)

Johnny C. (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac) VS Leopold Fitz (Marvel)

Midori (Your Turn To Die) VS Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)

Pugsley Addams (The Addams Family) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VII

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas (1974)) VS Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler)

Goro Akechi (Persona 5) VS Fintan Pyren (Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Galahad (The Mechanisms) VS Alexander Hilbert (Wolf 359)

Armand (Interview with the Vampire) VS Spinel (Steven Universe)

Jīn Guāngyáo (Mo Dao Zu Shi (The Untamed)) VS Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia)

Morgana Pendragon (BBC Merlin) VS Nikolai Gogol (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Harley Quinn (DC) VS Xue Yang (Mo Dao Zu Shi (The Untamed))

Eren Jaeger (Attack on Titan) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VIII

Chat Blanc (Miraculous) VS Volo (Pokemon Legends Arceus)

But first, we'll have the pre-match rounds that will determine if any of the following characters that almost didn't survive the cut will manage to secure a spot in the competition! They are as follows:

PRE-MATCH I: Caleb (Blood (1997)) VS Tuco Salamanca (Better Call Saul)

PRE-MATCH II: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony) VS Amy Kirio (Mairimashita! Iruma-kun)

PRE-MATCH III: Magic Man (Adventure Time) VS Mindbender (GI Joe Renegades)

PRE-MATCH IV: Jevil (Deltarune) VS Midari Ikishima (Kakegurui)

PRE-MATCH V: Dennis Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) VS Eddie Gluskin (Outlast)

PRE-MATCH VI: Vanilla Ice (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) VS Roberto (Futurama)

PRE-MATCH VII: Jonathan Crane / The Scarecrow (DC) VS Annie Wilkes (Misery)

PRE-MATCH VIII: Ben Linus (Lost) VS Kristoph Gavin (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

#insane character poll #info insane character poll #disclaimer about deadpool: he is canonically insane due to the experiments that gave him his healing factor #he once stabbed weasel bc he ate his snack. dont @ me #sorry for the wait and also if there's any spelling mistakes #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #character tournament #poll #polls #info banner

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nevis-the-skeleton · 2 years

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Hi :) I'm glad I discovered you had a blog. So I wanted to tell you first that I love your story, and the drama you wrote for it is really entertaining. You know me as "Wondering" in the comments. Reading the description of your blog, I see that you accept requests for one-shots, but if not, at least it's an idea that I wanted to share with you. Situation: The kids want to "expand" the culture of Earth, and they are going to choose a movie to watch, but it must be to Starscream's liking to win another interested. And the film, strategically thought out, is Titanic. It's a classic, but the reason they chose that one is because of the drama of the two main characters. Two social classes, the rich one meets the simpler world, an abusive relationship… a forbidden relationship… her love freezes to death… everything was planned :) SS: frag. It would be interesting to read a one-shot with that theme, but if not, then is just an idea

Me gustan tus ideas:)

Hello, Wondering, it's nice to see you on Tumblr ^^! it makes me so happy that you love my story! really X3! Thank you for your support (^3^)!

I love your idea of the Titanic movie ^^! This will be my next one-shot :D! I'll post it tomorrow X)!

The only difference is that the children will not think of all the points you pointed out, which are indeed very close to the life of Starscream XD. They'll choose this movie because they want to show him a classic, and just going make a mistake just similar to when they decided to show him "Kiki's Delivery Service", in my main story of "The Polar Star" X).

#tfp #transformers prime #starscream #polar star #au #étoile polaire #tfp starscream #miko nakadai #jack darby #raf esquivel #idea of one-shot #i love this idea #it's going to be fun X)#the life of starscream is a drama XD

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noodleblade · 6 months

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my favorite tfp friendship is screamer and ko. every time they are on screen it is perfection. two drama queens seeing who can bring the most drama and most queen

Anon you are so right. I love their horrible dynamic so much. Despite wanting to throw each other under the bus, they also genuinely seem to enjoy hanging out and talking shit together. I think Starscream would never admit they are friends but it is probably one of his most positive relationships in his life. Knock Out (post-Breakdown) feels very vulnerable and I think having Starscream around to be silly with is actually very comforting. Not that he would ever admit that as well.

#starscream #knock out #tfp #transformers #anonymous #asks

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maizethecorn · 6 months

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Spoon888 a fantastic Transfomers fanfic writer

Spoon888 is a fanfiction writer I have been following for the last couple of years. Spoon888 is great at writing Starscream, Ratchet, Megatron and other Transformers with comedy, romance and drama. Spoon888 responds to some comments left at the end of their stories but not as much as he/she used to do possibly due to having a busy life. Now, Spoon888 has written 245 fanfics for Transformers and will have more probably written. I'm not going to post all 245 fics but will post links to the fics I like best by this author.

The above link is a complete oneshot where Starscream takes forever to realize Megatron is his boyfriend.

The above link is to a complete three part fic where Ratchet gives free medical advice to the Decepticons.

The above link is to an ongoing fic where Starscream is accidentally turned back into a sparkling and is being taken care of by the Autobots. Starscream still has his adult mind and is trying to escape back to the Decepticons.

The above link is to a complete two part fic where Starscream gets pregnant by Megatron and is in denial about his condition.

The above link is to a fic that will be complete once the fourth chapter is dropped. This fic involves Ratchet, Megatron and Starscream going from roommates to husbands. This fic is my second favorite out of everything Spoon888 has written. Read this story and enjoy waiting for a couple of years for the last chapter to come out like I have.

This fic is my absolute favorite out of what Spoon 888 has written. Ratchet gets kidnapped by the Decepticons and ends up becoming their doctor. This fic is 37 chapters long and is complete.

The above link is to a complete oneshot fic where Optimus Prime and Starscream have an intimate moment in a cave.

The above link is to a complete oneshot where Optimus Prime gets temporary amnesia and Starscream tells him that they are a married couple.

The above link is to a complete oneshot fic where Optimus Prime gets Starscream pregnant and they have to tell their respective factions the big news.

The above link is to a complete two part fic where Optimus Prime and Starscream are married and trying to have sparklings.

#transfomers #starscream #megatron #optimus prime #ratchet

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Courtesan au

Rip Skywarp. All he wanted to do was float around and look pretty and occasionally get laid and now he has to move in with the royal family and protect them. The real question, however, is does Skywarp know how to fight? He seems like the kinda guy to at least know how to throw a punch. But he will probably have to know at least the basics if he’s going to be the crown prince and his trine mate’s bodyguard.

Sky's not a trained fighter or anything, but he does have masterful control of his body. Aerial ballet and the art of performing require a mech to be in excellent shape, after all: the very best courtesans work very hard to maintain their form and stay in the best possible condition. He's very flexible, light on his feet, and has quick reflexes, which is perfect for his intended job. He's not actually meant to be a fighter, but a failsafe for the prince. Removing him from dangerous situations, putting distance between them and threats. His warpdrive handles that just fine

The work is a lot less demanding than he thought it would be, honestly. He's assigned to Starscream pretty much around the clock, but he never actually has to do anything. It's not often someone is brave or stupid enough to charge a member of the royal family with a weapon. For the most part, he just follows Starscream around at social functions and is on standby whenever Thundercracker visits. He's bored to death and dreams of returning to the Heaven House

Star and TC notice that the life is being sucked out of him and try to help alleviate his suffering. Starscream manages to find the typical price range for his previous workplace and offers him bonus pay for similar entertainment. Skywarp lights up at that, over the moon when he's given a fine crystalline serving set, some fancy cards and silk ribbons. The two betrothed put on music and watch Skywarp refill with life right before their optics, and it's easy to see why he was such a well loved courtesan. In his element and doing what he loves, he's the picture of grace and so personable. He makes excellent conversation, and is so lively and full of zest. The stories he tells are captivating and he always has perfect delivery on his jokes. He has charming little parlor tricks and pours their wine in such a dramatic, artful way. They much prefer this version of Skywarp, giggly and friendly, over his sulky, silent vigil as their bodyguard.

After that breakthrough, things start to defrost between them. The two affianced are less tense, and Skywarp is happier. He gets to perform nightly for the prince, and whenever Thundercracker visits they play tabletop hologames as a trio, or watch Skywarp perform a one-mech drama or sing for them.

Life in the palace isn't as bad as he initially thought, but he notices pretty quickly that neither Starscream nor Thundercracker are happy. They have no light in their optics, their smiles are never genuine. Everything seems like a formality and an obligation. There's not a hint of passion or excitement for anything they do. They're so full of longing and melancholy it hurts. He hates seeing them deflate after social gatherings, hates watching Starscream collapse onto his berth heaving the most exhausted sigh and groaning like he's in terrible pain, hates seeing Thundercracker get increasingly more antsy, retreating into his shell more and more as hours drag on at banquets and soirees. They're always polite and praise his performances, but they're never actually happy. He's never had a customer be unhappy before, and makes it his personal mission to fix it!

#courtesan skywarp #hopefully these ramblings are comprehensible its 4 a.m. and i cant sleep #insomnia gang #if this doesnt make any sense lmk and ill rewrite it

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