#status reports

[augustinewrites]

it’s been…a while since you and satoru have gone on an assignment together.

having two young children at home made it difficult to take off on short notice and be away for days at a time. they needed stability and routine, so the two of you had decided that one person would stay home while the other was working.

for a while, that’d worked fine. but now that megumi and tsumiki were older, self-sufficient teens who loved nothing more than being left alone, satoru had seen this as an opportunity.

you’d still been a little hesitant, but it was a simple surveillance mission. easy, right?

“water. you need to stay hydrated.” you instruct when he gets back into the car. he takes the water bottle you’re holding out, unscrewing the cap and taking a swig.

“gakuganji isn’t even home yet,” he reports with a sigh. you hum, distracted as you check your phone. gojo reaches across your knees to pull open the glovebox, rifling through colourful snack wrappers.

“tsumiki hasn’t texted me back,” you mutter. “should i ask nanami to check in on them?”

“nah, i’m sure they’re just super busy trashing the apartment and racking up charges on the emergency credit card. ah– found it!” he pulls out a black silk sleep mask, slipping it on so it rests on his forehead.

“really?” you ask, unimpressed as he holds a second one out to you. “you’re taking a nap?”

“yeah, it’ll be easier to sneak around when it’s dark, why stay awake till then?”

“is that a good idea?” you ask, though you know there’s really no point in trying to argue with his logic.

“your fault for keeping me awake all night. late night laundry folding is no joke.”

“if you’d put it in the dryer when i’d asked—”

“can’t hear you,” he sing-songs, pulling the mask over his eyes. “you can take a nap too, you know. that old fart couldn’t get past us even while asleep.”

“i’ll pass on the nap. need to wait for tsumiki to text.”

he grumbles something incoherent that you’re sure is meant to be argumentative as he reclines his seat a little and lays back, getting comfortable and quiet.

…for about 45 seconds.

you watch out of the corner of your eye as he pulls the mask up a half inch, just enough for his right eye to observe you.

“what do you want now?” you ask.

then, with casualty akin to asking what you want for lunch, he clears his throat and asks, “do you want to have sex?”

“do i want to have what?” you ask, turning to stare at him incredulously, but your face is hot and for a split second, you’d considered agreeing.

“sex,” he repeats, patting his lap with a shit-eating grin. “we’re going to be here for a while, anyways. these seats recline way back—”

“i am not having sex in this car with you, satoru!”

he groans over-dramatically (as he tends to do). “will you at least cuddle with me then? i’m desperate and touch-starved and hopelessly in love with you!”

you make a note to figure out what cheesy rom com he stole that line from, but lean across the console to trail kisses up his shoulder, his neck. satoru does nothing to protect himself from your overly affectionate onslaught, he’s quick to catch your jaw, pulling you in for a proper kiss.

“wait. no, no, no!” he protests when you pull back, eyes suddenly trained on the house you’re meant to be watching. “you can’t just leave me high and dry—”

“he’s home!” you whisper, pressing a hand over his mouth (though he continues with muffled complaints). “pull the car a little further back before we get out.”

you’ve already summoned your shikigami as satoru maneuvers the car into the dense forestry, about to send them off when your phone vibrates in your lap.

“oh! megumi texted me,” you inform him. “he said…‘already made dinner. tsumiki is out on a date—’”

the car grinds to a halt and abruptly turns, the momentum causing your to slam into the side of the car as it peels out onto the dirt road. you curse loudly as your fiancé, devoid of all his playfulness from earlier, speeds through the forest.

“what the— satoru!”

#principal yaga sighs when the mission report status reads incomplete due to ‘fatherly duties’ #keeping up with the fushigojos #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff

[rose-of-the-martyr]

status report: Commitment to Change

report made 3/12/23; next report due by 3/20/23.

Commitment to Change. Assassin’s Creed. Ongoing series, 1 work (complete) and more upcoming. Based on the best ending of Odyssey.

Series Description: Deimos!Alexios and the road to recovery (+ the adventures he gets into with his newfound family).

Average Rating: Not Rated.

Relationships: Deimos!Alexios & Kassandra, Deimos!Alexios & Everyone

Installments: Gasping for a Breath (3/3 posted)

Current WC: 11,612

#mine #commitment to change #status reports

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i miss qcellbit

#qsmp #MY BOY WHERE ARE YOU #cellbit keeps saying he’s dead but i will not believe it UNTIL WE SEE A CORPSE #AND EVEN THEN I WILL BE IN DENIAL #HIS STATUS IN THE REBELLION REPORT WASN’T DEAD #SO UNTIL I SEE IT SAYING DEAD I WILL BELIEVE HE IS ALIVE

[dduane]

OK, brief posting hiatus...

Going off to get autumn/winter COVID booster & flu shot. :) Then probably lunch.

ETA: Back in late afternoon. Shots got, shopping done. A bit weary, but no other significant side effects. One of @petermorwood's biceps is a bit hot, but that's it.

#status report #routine maintenance #actually *all* of @petermorwood is hot in the normal state of things #but don't tell him i said so #:)

[buggyboyizhere]

RAHHHH MY BBGS!1!1!1 ( these are months old I just forgor to post em )

#I couldn’t draw the flag for India that small so I just copy pasted it </3 #I’m sorry I made Paul the f word ( French ) #will make an apology video with tears for Patryck because of that last name #Kowalski status report teehee #eddsworld #ew patryck #ew paul #ew red army #eddsworld patryck #eddsworld paul #ew headcanons

[coolmagoloraskblog]

lor, would you be able to explain what’s going on? what happened to you, and also what happened to magolor?

#kirby #magolor #marx kirby #lor starcutter #ask #askblog #storyline #chapter 1: access granted #filename: status report #procrastinated on posting this because i dont like it #but alas #the show most go on

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Morning all, I had trouble sleeping last night

Wylan: I’ll be sassy throughout the day and simmering into the evening. Prepare for a possible tantrum around 3pm… and it will be your fault

Wylan: So lockdown the hatches, be ready and stay alert

#wylan giving his mood status like a weather report because of course he does #everyone is just like 🤨 #jesper is taking notes 🤓🥰 #jes: my mans a little tornado of rage today #wylan: little? do you not see how sleepy-tired i look? #wylan: this is a colossal storm of biblical proportions #soc #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #wylan van eck #wesper #in the tags #🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[thenightpost]

A list of excellent fiction podcasts that have no network (to my knowledge) and could use your support, all made by queer creators and featuring queer characters:

Care & Feeding of Werewolves (@careandfeedingofwerewolves) - the medical notes and adventures of a doctor for the paranormal community

Small Victories (@wgc-productions) - a slice of life dramedy about addition, recovery, and relationships

The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio (@somewhereohio) - surreal/weird fiction following agents trapped in the building of their shady government bureau

Hello from the Hallowoods (@hellofromthehallowoods) - vignettes of a huge cast of characters interweave in a long-form narrative of queer survivors

Dragon Shanty (@dragonshantypod) - in the form of bedtime stories, two lighthouse keepers tell their history of magic and dragons

The Aberrant Report (@theaberrantreport) - a tape recorder-style murder investigation that delves into the supernatural

InCo (@itmeblog) - sci-fi micro-fiction following an information courier in the far future

Starfall (@starfallpod) - the fantasy adventures of a theater troupe that uses magic to create their performances

Neighbourly (@neighbourlypod) - weird/surreal fiction anthology about the secrets behind closed doors on a very strange street

The Night Post (that's us!) - a mystery/horror about queer survival and the realities of living with the natural and supernatural

#care and feeding of werewolves #small victories #somewhere ohio #hello from the hallowoods #dragon shanty #the aberrant report #hi nay #inco #spirit box radio #starfall #neighbourly #the night post #audio drama #audio fiction #fiction podcast #rusty quill #tma #if I left you out I apologize it was probably bc I was unsure of your network status

[kiir-i]

We were discussing what these two would look like as monchhichis and this is what I came up with 🫡

#my art #beavis and butthead #monchhichi #thinking of making these irl… Will report back soon with status #this and kewpies #hee hee hoo hoo

[jonahmagnus]

2024 is the year of the woman. Reblog and tell me about the female blorbo that everybody gets wrong and why.

#for me its FUUUCKing #Sara Berry #from 35mm musical. you guys are so wrong its CRAZY #I dont give a fuck if you think the songs are disconnected. Go back and listen to the whole fucking musical with her in mind and come back #to me with notes and a 500 word report. #How many of the songs are about her you may ask???? fucking all of them!!!!! the jackal is HER mother dipshit #the money on the ground is her familys status!!! #also shes fucking GAY!!!!!!!!!! #bashes my head against the wall #whatever . its a controversial take . and I have a beautiful mind.

[autopoiesei]

i made this to print out and help me stop procastinating

#status report #armored core 6 #v.iv rusty

[kny-fanclub]

#demon slayer #demonslayerblog #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsunoyaiba #kimetsu anime #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #anime #kimestu no yaiba #manga coloring #manga #manga panel #demon slayer manga #kny manga #Tanjiro's status report #demonslayer #kimetsu #kimetsu no yaiba manga #kny anime #tanjirou #kamado tanjiro #tanjiro kamado #kamado tanjirou #tanjiro #demon slayer tanjiro #kimetsu tanjiro #zenitsu agatsuma #zenitsu #agatsuma zenitsu #nezuko and tanjiro

[rose-of-the-martyr]

status report: Ready to Face Whatever Life Sends

report made 3/12/23; next report due by 3/20/23.

Ready to Face Whatever Life Sends. Dead by Daylight. Belongs to the “We’ll Be Okay” series. In progress, 2/4 chapters posted. Modern / Normal Life / No Entity AU. Not Rated. Gen. Last updated Jul 6 2022.

Summary: Once upon a time, Michael Myers lost his two sisters. After fifteen years spent completely alone following the destruction of his family, Michael gets one back.

It's been fifteen years since he last saw the outside world, fifteen years since he lost his way, fifteen years leading up to this moment: Laurie taking his hand in hers and leading him back to the light.

Relationships: Michael Myers & Laurie Strode

Current WC: 6,724

#mine #we'll be okay #status reports

[hezekiahwakely]

No new episode of tmagp today....

#i need a status report. gwen are you alive #colin have the computers eaten you yet??? #WHERE IS MR BONZO #i hope sam and alice had a nice pub date at least after unleashing the Archives' Captive upon the world #tmagp #the magnus protocol

[mortegas]

daddy what's happening

(why are we singing)

#star trek #strange new worlds #erica ortegas #captain pike #that face #subspace rhapsody #status report #why are we singing

[sixth-light]

New Zealand always shuts down over the Christmas-New Year period in a way that Northern Hemisphere countries simply don't because it's also our long summer break, but I think it's a sign of how...everything...2022 has been that it's December 20th and pretty much everything is already shutting down - and was as of the 19th. This will mean nothing if you don't live here but we've already hit a 7am start for Morning Report! Everybody is simply Done.

#new zealand #morning report is the flagship public radio news show #of 'the Prime Minister gives them a standing weekly interview' status #runs 6am-9am during the year #7am Morning Report (with fill-in hosts) is one of THE key signs we are on Summer Time