Do it. Write the song. I dare you.
You know you wanna.
Well, I have a little ditty for you, entitled
"I am Going to Regret This"
...
You have Legend, you have Twilight,
Heroes evil could not destroy,
And Sky, and Wind, and brave Hyrule,
Blorbos that never will annoy
The Old Man and the little Smith,
and scarred Wild cooking with joy,
But Warriors shall e'er stand out
for he is a sassy boyyyyyyyyyyyy~
...
He's not just a pretty face,
a scarf or butt of jokes.
He's a noble hero in his own right
which seems to escape some folks
He's a soldier, and a captain,
a brother and a friend
And when the Quest gets going
on him they all depend!
...
Y'see there was a priestess
Who was lonely all the day
And she got a bit too clingy
Understandable, but not okay
She tried to take the hero
and keep him for her own
To bad for that poor priestss
for Link did not stand alone!
.
OCARINA SOLO
.
A big ol' war was fought then
'Twas both back and forth in time
And sometimes also sideways
With a Princess who does crimes
Friends and foes through history
did clash in grand attacks
And when it ended, our boy had
Stopped Ganon in his tracks.
...
But when the war was over,
LInk had to say good-bye
To all the friends along the way
who did aid and strength supply
He bid farewell, some tears were shed
And then he went to rest
But little did he know, Jojo
had thought up a new Quest
...
It's time for time shenanigans:
Electric Boogaloo
One single hero is not enough
you need also four times two
Yes, nine is the magic number
(Alas, Spirit's out of luck)
And these heroes need a Captain
who reins them in when all's amok
...
For Time cannot just lead alone
He has many things to bear
But Warriors will have his back
and help lighten his cares.
He fights for them, supports them
and with Dink gladly duel
And deftly use the fire-rod
'cause arson is way cool
...
And of course our boy is sassy,
for he knows that words hold sway
A joke and cheerful banter
will distract from cares that weigh
For a soldier and a captain
who fought in a dreadful war
Knows well, my boy, that this peace is
what all true Warriors fight for
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