#sword answers

[all-mighty-axle-arc]

”bonk.”

"never seen you- ouh."

*sword rubs the spot on his head where he was bonked*

"before.. interesting way to greet demons."

#//sry wanted to make it an actual bonk instead of something just said #//seemed sillier that way #//also blindly assuming that ur fella is taller than sword #//due to being a deity and whatever (most are 7-8ft) #sword answers #parody acc #phighting

[sharpest-sword-alive]

you. i need chocolate. give.

i eated it all sorry D:

why do u need it anyways

#sword answers

[overchromatic]

Imagine Kieran telling his cousin Allister he traded an Applin to Florian but Kieran doesn't know what that means in Galad and Allister is like "You gave him a WHAT"

what a crazy misunderstanding!!!!

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn sv #pkmn swsh #rival kieran #gym leader allister #fan comic #liazrad answers #i imagine florian knew the galarian implications of giving someone an applin too so kieran is the only one who didnt know lmao #bro accidentally scored a bf and doesnt even realize it

[phantom-peachie]

baby sky doodling today 🪶

#I want to show his gap teeth more #and his arm freckles let’s goooo #I should probably answer some asks today since I have some time #yaaaaaa #the #the legend of zelda #lege #legend of zelda #loz #tloz #skyward sword #as link #link #peachie scribbles

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Well, idk about what anyone else would do, but I'd try gently picking him up, or at least carefully nudging to see if he's ok

Careful now-

#answered ask #fairy au #dca fairy au #sundrop fairy #gardener y/n #the gardener #dca fairy au comic #fnaf daycare au #fnaf dca au #dca au #fairy sword #first meeting

[demiboydemon]

The Groose Is Loose!

#The legend of Zelda #Zelda #legend of Zelda #Skyward sword #sksw #tloz #loz #loz sksw #tloz SkSw #loz ss #tloz ss #Zelda Skyward sword #loz Skyward sword #tloz Skyward sword #groose #ss groose #sksw groose #Groose sksw #the ueue after q is silent #answered asks

[puppetmaster13u]

The Au is Ra has been using the Lazarus pits for so long that causes him to see Danny like a human or his normal Phantom form Ra the only one that sees Danny like that

I love the idea of Deadly Decision getting together but Ra has no idea that Danny is no human he just thinks that Danny has his own Lazarus pit hidden somewhere away from him

Like Danny is full blown glowing white hair, green eyes, Sharp Fangs, an electrical being

Ra point at tall being of Life And Death it looks like he's about to rip you apart: This Is My Wife Danny.

Like sometimes people just ask him if he sees anything unhumanly about Danny and

Ra is like: What Are You Talking About ?

Danny's in the background forming Stars into his hand I'm trying to make himself a new sword

Talia and Dusan we're raised by Danny and Ra they just gotten used to also considering getting to be a normal human they find it hilarious to play along with their other two siblings Dan and Danielle that Mom is human

Slade: I've been meaning to ask what about that monster Ra has locked up back there

Talia: You Mean Mother

Slade: that's your mother I didn't know Ra al Ghul was attracted to on human beings

Dusan: what do you mean unhumanly our mother is perfectly normal he's not even assassin

Danielle walking out of his shadow: Maybe Your Mother Was The Weird One

Dan floating near Talia: Get the hell out how dare you disrespect our Mama

All of them are girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight people into believe Danny is normal

Damien will give warning that his grandmother does not look like a Human they were all expecting meta not electric being

Danny got so used to Ra al Ghul no his Husban treating him like a normal person when he's like this that he forgot that everyone might not that treat him like that

Honestly? I love this.

And you know what? Danny might need someone like that, who even as his humanity slips away still treats him as human, as not an eldritch creature of Space, of everything Between. Someone who treats him as well, him. Is his and Ras relationship healthy? Well maybe not in human terms, but do either of them count as such anymore?

The idea of the kids playing along is also amazing lol. Especially that Jordan and Ellie? Definitely same hat as Danny. Sure their forms still look sort of human, but that just makes it very uncanny valley. So others and siblings who treat them the same? They need it just as much- if nothing else than to not become so arrogant and uncaring of humanity that they could watch the world end without a blink.

Which, Damian! I bet Danny absolutely adores the grandbaby. I bet he crafts little ice bats and miniature planets to swirl above his crib. I bet he has a literal strip of space and stars on his ceiling. And Damian isn't the only grandbaby too- Dusan has a daughter in some timelines too. Not to mention Ras' adoptive daughter Nyssa, who he gave one of the Lazarus Pits to.

But speaking of Damian, I have to know what that would mean for Jason. Who was practically completely braindead before being thrown into the Pit. Who would have probably met Danny while there because I can't see Danny not also gently doting on another grandson.

Gosh I honestly am just really enjoying this whole thing lol.

#ask answered #deadly decisions #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Not Ghost King Danny #Let Jason & Damian be Brothers #Give Me Primordial Being of Space Danny #And not just like ooh stars space but like literal Every Space #He knows where everything is even in the Infinite space #Anyway- #Danny definitely gives each of his family members handcrafted meteoric swords #OMG CUJO #Does the whole League just go 'yep that's a normal dog nothing to see here' about him lmao #Damian later with his demon bat-dragon Goliath: Father I don't see what's wrong they are just a puppy #Huh Ras might have a decent relationship with his grandkids in this with how smitten he is

[gg-ladybug]

Had a revelation about Adrien’s adverse reaction when Marinette started acting like a Texan in psychomedian, and now I’m inconsolable. Nobody touch me, I think I require sedating

#this is a Colt Fathom hate page #the double edged sword of Felix escaping his treatment by staying with the Agreste’s but Adrien living through it in his place is so cruel— #this has me laying face down emotionally on the ground #I remember everyone blaming GABRIEL for that reaction at the time but the answer was RIGHT THERE in season 3 #miraculous #mlb #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #adrien agreste #ml spoilers #mlb season 5 spoilers #felix #felix graham de vanily #colt fathom #felix fathom #representation spoilers #mlb representation #spoilers #out of context spoilers #psychomedian #content warning #implied child abuse #cw child abuse #miraculous s5 #mlb s5 #mlb season 4 #mlb spoilers #miraculous spoilers #miraculous season 5

[canisalbus]

Imagine if Machete was Muslim instead of Catholic. His name would be something like Saif سيف, and Vasco would probably be something like Dhahabi ذَهَبِيّ

.

#I don't know Arabic so I can't weigh in that much but if you say so! #it seems like these mean “sword” and “golden” respectively that's neat #Machete wouldn't be able to cling to his Catholic guilt in that case #I don't think Islam has the same concept of original sin that Christianity does #I'm simplifying but it's a belief that humans are born with an innate tendency for evil sinning is part of our nature #and staying on the positive and in God's good graces requires a lot of repentance which can lead to excess guilt and shame #I could be wrong but I'm under the impression that this idea of a manufacturing error is a very Christian thing #sorry I know you didn't sign up to hear me try to talk about big theology things and I don't want to make it weird #but I find this stuff really interesting I unironically like to read and think about how religions work #and how they shape things they come in contact with #in Machete's case in particular his troubled relationship with God and his career choice are big parts of his character #and why he turned the way he did and thinks the way he does you know #answered #kachavashka #Dhahabi is such a regal sounding name #I'd steal that in a heartbeat if I didn't already have one extremely gold-coded character

[james-p-sullivan]

If your option isn’t listed please reply in the tags!

#Legend of Zelda #poll #i know it’s been done but I want to see the results #I don’t think anyone will answer four swords #ocarina of time #majoras mask #a link to the past #wind waker #twilight princess #skyward sword #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #links awakening #oracle of seasons #oracle of ages #minish cap #spirit tracks #phantom hourglass #triforce heroes #a link between worlds #Adventure of link #zelda 1 #four swords #Hyrule warriors #sorry for the tags lol

[percabeth4life]

You ever think about how wild of a time Hades is having in SOH? This man learns his wife went and made him a sword, she then proceeded to lose the sword, she kidnapped his son and his nephew and his niece, his nephew almost died on this quest and Hades can almost hear Poseidon yelling about this, this kid somehow memory wiped a Titan but all three of the kids are suspiciously silent about just how he managed to pull this off and also they won’t explain how they crossed the Lethe because Hades knows the geography of his domain and he knows from their description that they would’ve had to cross it at some point but somehow all three turn deaf when asked, and this memory-wiped Titan who thinks his name is Bob and who Hades can distinctly recall trying to murder him and his siblings on behalf of their father who ate them is now Hades’s problem. Before Hades can say so much as a syllable about how actually, if you memory wipe the Titan then the Titan is your problem, all three leave. This all happens within like 5 minutes.

Hades is the embodiment of the mental math meme. This guy had three powerhouses of kids (one of which is his!) show up, drop all this on him, then just dip before he can really give his stance on it all- and to top it all off he's pretty sure his son stole money to buy burgers.

He's having a difficult five minutes for sure.

#pjo #Sword of Hades #pjo hades #percy jackson #thalia grace #nico di angelo #anon asks #life answers

[all-mighty-axle-arc]

SWORD... FISH.... SWORDFISH.

(//sry i had no clue how sword would respond to this in an interesting way so you get swordfish)

#sword answers #parody acc #phighting #sword parody art

[sharpest-sword-alive]

Hai :3

hello!

#sword answers

[jeeaark]

Greygold has 2 hands your honor. Also if laezel did allow for a third who do you think she would want?

hand, handle, same thing

Gonna be honest, no idea! They're all great why must I choose? But if and whomever Lae'zel had another hand for, Greygold would be very supportive about it.

#bg3 #very open-handed #very open-minded #Babe wants a Legendary sword? Babe gonna get a Legendary sword #I am so sorry for giving a silly answer and not a serious at all answer #lae'zel #greygold

[sikuena]

prompt #43; bloody kisses

suggested by none other than @nostalgicish <3

#klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #voltron legendary defender #brainrot #semirealism #siki answers! #cw blood #greyscale #lgbt art #digital art #close ups #rendering #mlm yearning #mlm art #fluff #they r boyfriends #sword fighting #vld keith #vld lance #lance vld #keith vld #klance in 2024 #illustration #gay bi solidarity

[strawberryjamsara]

Every time I see a take like ‘Madoka bad because girls suffer. Utena is better.’ I KNOW their ass hasn’t watched Utena because how the fuck was Madoka too dark for you but not UTENA?

#whoever gave utena the reputation of soft sword lesbian show has a lot to answer for #Madoka magica #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #pmmm #gothitxt