#t rex - get it on

[vickysaurus]

Is your neighbour’s fancy breed Velociraptor the talk of the town?

Do you wish for the kind of social media clout only a tyrannosaur can bring, but are your house and food budget way too small for them?

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#coproliteposting #palaeoblr #t. rex #tyrannosaur #theropod #dinosaur #cretaceous #paleopet #the joke is ‘nanotyrannus’ is a baby t. rex #also teacup pigs #do not buy any pets ever from dirty doris or her ilk #cw: unreality #graphic design is my passion #i think i went through every font i could get into gimp

[collophora]

"Let's fix this drawing" *redraw the whole thing*

#star wars #star wars fanart #star wars the clone wars #star wars rex #wip or finished? #no one knows #sorry for the spam #I disappear a week and come back with *nothing* #But don't complain you're lucky #meanwhile my twitt is without content since a month #Cause I'm battling with illustrations V_v #anyway I went hiking with friends #we end up getting lost and having to go through like a feet of mud #a river #and 4 hours of walking #And my body took it well wtf like zero cramp #But then two days after I think I may have gotten a cold #so idk #still pushed to the gym #tho ofc it's summer now so they are much people #and BOI lemme tell you #for a city were half the population is right-wing elderly #the only people I see at my park are doing handstand on bars or whatever high level jedi sh*t #or maybe it's the only good streetpark at miles around so cool people can only go there #and me a shy potato with my cat-ears headphones and messy hair #anyway #that's it for my life. #good night #or I will redraw his face AGAIN #TAT

[prolibytherium]

Would kill to read animal POV fiction that has the animal POV’s interaction with humans be like, semi realistic to the level of caution most predators take with large prey and/or competitors (including humans).

Like instead of the usual - “the human is such a weak, pathetic creature... so slow, no claws, blunt teeth… completely helpless without its 'Fire Sticks'. how is it the master of the earth?” type crap it’s like, the bear protagonist or whatever approaches some dude who spreads their arms and yells and the bear is like “FUUUUUUUUCK THAT THING JUST GOT HUGE. IT'S LARGE AND MAKING NOISES. HOLY FUCK.”

#A lot of this realm of fiction tends to severely overestimate how physically weak humans are in the grand scheme of things.. #A human body ft. no tools has a pretty average level competency at escaping predation. WITH tools it's significantly above average. #Like a lot of human physiology IS the way it is because of reliance on tool/fire use but interspecies competition/predation is really not #a literal battle won by physical strength + teeth + claws (at least until the actual process of killing) #Intimidation and shows of strength/threatening behavior can go a long way. Healthy predators (who aren't unnaturally #accommodated to humans) are generally going to be cautious and may avoid confrontations they absolutely COULD win because #the risk of injury is judged as too high #And most animals can't weigh risks in the most objective manner and won't understand that you aren't any 'bigger' just because you #wave your arms and yell. That is why puffing up/spreading out as a threat display is so ubiquitous in nature. #Massive tangent but this is why I fucking loved Prehistoric Planet so much like the commitment to having its dinosaurs behave like #actual animals is fantastic and tragically rare #Like having a scene where a T Rex gets bullied away from a carcass by two much smaller azhdarchids.. Yeah that is probably #how it would behave. It's not a mindless killing machine it's an animal so is going to avoid confrontations it deems too risky even if it #WOULD win in an all out brawl. thank you so fucking muych.

[rexscanonwife]

My toxic trait is thinking I'd be just fine in an encounter with a T-Rex cause they're so big it'd be easy to take cover or hide and squeeze yourself somewhere it couldn't get you 🤔 provided there's lots of places to hide! What about you?

EDIT: PLS RB OR REPLY AND TELL ME WHY U THINK SO 🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖

#jane journals #silly #poll #tumblr polls #dinosaurs #tyrannosaurus rex #velociraptor #idk i was watching some videos about dinosaur analog horror 😂😂 #and when someone gets killed by a t rex im like 💅💅 couldn't be me!! #i know thats ridiculous but its how i feel 😂😂

[pup-pee]

i just i jist i justi just i just i jsut i just ji jstu kji just i just

“kinda” a redraw of this but not rlly like @ all

#some ppl said put stickers on barts cane & i 100% agree!!! #im just still lazy so theres only 3 </3 srry skjfkd #also btw in my head the canes glittery ty #its also not the best made so its held 2gether by masking tape #if u can get solid canes not 1s off of wish istg if i see another person break a cane im gonna cry #no but ANNYYEAYSSS #i hope they look sillyyy!! #i still fear that i dont draw bart little guy enough lol #but im oretty happy w/kon :3 #i was dyinf drawing cloths over them- U DONT UNDERSTAND THE BASE SKETCH LOOKED NICER #kon was supposed 2 have gloves but i kinda 4got whoops #i didnt paint the nails kill me #but im 2 lazy 2 go back- HHHHHHH #unpainted nails </3 #kart #kontent #kartent #dc #puppee art #........................im embarrassed when i draw them fdjgfkjhasgjfa i just i draw them sm #OH bart w/the t-rex arms btw :3 i love drawing them like that vry fun #also kon gets her 5 billion piercings <333 #im nto good @ drawing them so like ignore that also i got lazy & didnt draw any ear piercings- ignore that- #fjioashFKJDS:GHFS #ok ok im done #can u tell i rlly only like drawing bodies? like i struggled w/their faces on this 1........ #i need 2 stop staring @ this jeez

[astrobei]

on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park

(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)

#he would be jurassic park’s number one fan this is so important to me #as someone who is jurassic park’s number 2 fan #the book also is in my top 5 books of all time i think. just absolutely brilliant #and mike would LOSE HIS FUCKING MIND #THE T. REX ANIMATRONIC??? IN 1993 ?? ARE U KIDDING?? #he makes the whole party go see it too and they also lose their shit #like this boy would ride this high straight through the 2010s #52 year old mike wheeler is watching it with his husband will byers rn actually he told me so #everyone just went home after his bday dinner and they’re having movie night #anyways this popped into my head earlier (for reasons) and now u can pry this hc from my cold dead hands thanks #also like. will would also be so excited dont get me wrong #he would be losing his shit #but in my head dinosaurs are like marginally more mike’s thing #yk #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro posts

[ashtonsunshine]

Uniforms do not count.

Bonus points if you put your country in the tags.

#polls #i didn't #nobody would show up dressed in a t-rex costume though. you'd get side-eyed. #portugal

[stars-n-spice]

Questions TBB Better Fucking Answer Soon:

Where the FUCK is Tech??? Stop fucking giving us hope that he might be C2-X or whatever the fuck. Fucking show us his dead body or give him back to us!

Where the FUCK is Cody?? Huh??? Where did he go??? Only acceptable answer? He's on his way to Tatooine to be with Obi-Wan. You reveal that and all will be forgiven. I promise. Maybe.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE FOR LETTING REX AND THE GANG GET AWAY HUH??? I'M SURE THERE WERE CONSEQUENCES!! WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET HIM BACK???

What the fuck is up with Omega. Straight up. What. How. and Why? Same with Emerie. How the fuck did they come to be? Are they trans? yes. next question.

Also why does Emerie get a last name and nobody else does, hm? Why is she Emerie Karr, is that like,, did she choose that or like?? Ok dumb question sure but like,, EXPLAIN HOW AND WHY OR JUST CONFIRM SHE'S TRANS OR SOMETHING C'MON NOW.

SHOW US WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE FUCKING TUBES!

I'm sorry, I'm yelling but I've spent most of this season fucking confused and frustrated.

Where the fuck did the zillo beast go? And when is it going to eat Hemlock and Palpatine?

So...Senator Chuchi and Clone Revolution when?

And like...Cid is just...she's just going to be able to get away with what she did? We're just gonna forget about her? I mean sure, but I really thought they'd bring her back or something.

What the fuck happened to Crosshair on Tatniss? Wait, nevermind, don't tell me, I don't want to know, it'll only make me sad-

WAIT SO LIKE,, DID CROSSHAIR EVER ACTUALLY GET HIS FUCKING CHIP REMOVED OR NOT???

Explain again Hunter's enhanced senses and why the fuck he seems to have lost them in this season.

Also answer why Wrecker is the most perfect man ever? Why did they craft the most wonderful man to exist and then make him not real? You trying to kill me or what?

Feel free to add on because there are only the ones on the top of my head.

#i feel like i have a lot more questions than answers #and that gives me hope that maybe we're getting a new show or something #but like #i shouldn't hold star wars to that kind of standard now should I? #whatever man #no way they're tying this all up in two fucking episodes #god fucking dammit #i mean i'm sure they'll answer most of those things #considering there is only TWO FUCKING EPISODES LEFT #i think you can tell why i'm so on edge #anyways #max's musing #tbb #t #tbb s3 #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb omega #royce hemlock #doctor hemlock #emerie karr #commander wolffe #commander cody #captain rex

[ratkingsocks]

Hopefully that split version works the way i think it will,,, we'll uh see but HEY its the heart pirates (well some of them!) with Cora-san as a little treat..

This is my first attempt at drawing people in a while, so its a bit rough but i don't hate it

#anyways you can't tell me bepo doesn't get used as a stim toy/grounding person when law is OUT OF IT because he totally does #law having little t-rex hands is something i felt utterly compelled to draw though #thats why that little corner doodle of them hugging even exists #one piece #heart pirates #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #shachi one piece #shachi #penguin one piece #bepo one piece #bepo #donquixote rosinante #rosinante corazon #one piece rosinante

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

honestly critical role has never been more relatable than Caduceus/Taliesin in the Rumblecusp arc

being put in an environment where you SHOULD thrive, only to fail comically at literally any given opportunity and discovering for the first time that you have some surprising capacity for resentment for something you love that you've built your whole identity on

also I know Caduceus is dumb as rocks in an education sense but those investigation checks they kept having to make felt like they SHOULD be wisdom checks at this point (because common fucking sense would tell you to just hand your shit to someone else once you notice you lose possessions every night) so watching him spectacularly fail every single one of those felt exactly like my life feels right now. Like I should know all the ways to prevent this and yet every day I fail again at the same task right out the gate

the absolute resignation this is all met with. like even for Caduceus that was a level of nonreaction I never thought possible. not a zen unbotheredness, just complete defeat. there is so much frustration underneath the surface and yet such a complete lack of energy to try and fight it, truly only going through a pandemic and/or a real weird mental health funk can breed the vibe of "help. it's again."

also, as someone who doesn't really give a shit about sex, like Caduceus, and prides themselves on their eloquence, like Taliesin, I've never seen myself so clearly represented as i have in the character and the player's combined struggle against the horny-twelve-year-olds energy of this cast

I too have experienced the "i see you giggling over something i said that wasn't even that much of an innuendo but i'm just gonna keep talk- oh no yeah no what i've said now is just a much bigger innuendo" so many times

and then you try and choose your words more carefully. because that's like, the one thing you're good at. and discover that a) once the giggles get going, it doesn't fucking matter and b) there's now not one synonym left in your brain that's not an open invitation

and now you're somehow the least invested in the joke but the most embarrassed by it

"how much of your brain is just innuendo???" the number of times i've wanted to ask people that

the deep disappointment when Travis joined into the madness

living vicariously through the mumbled asides of "all of you. it's all of you" "it's nonstop!"

also watching your group make a TERRIBLE plan but being unable to come up with a better one, so instead of poking holes in it until all your friends hate you you just quietly watch the catastrophe happen, and pray you'll have enough restraint left by the end of it to not say "i could've told you so" out loud

#also if and when (hopefully) i ever get out of this funk i hope to be exactly as smug about renewed successes as taliesin v matt's t rex #'oh [my pity for your disappointment] was sarcastic it's all good' #travelercon is truly the gift that keeps on giving isn't it #the theatrics. the holiday-meets-death-cult vibes of it all. the nein collectively going full mama bear over jester at the drop of a hat #absolutely delightful #critical role #the mighty nein #caduceus clay #i relate to this on a spiritual level

[jokest3r]

Arcade Gannon: "You're probably wondering why hasn't some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet-"

Confirmed Bachelor Courier Six:

#fallout new vegas #male courier six #arcade gannon #i would sell primm slim's hat and my left lung for this man #worst case scenario they get married inside Dinky the T-Rex #arcade gannon brainrot #theyre literally so fucking cute AAA #the family drama if siding with the ncr would be crazy tho ngl #i have become enlightened they would fuck in the dinky dinosaur and who am i to deny that? its fucking true

[c-kiddo]

(more cr2 rewatch thought) on ep61 and found more caduceus autism evidence . him and jes and fjord (and yasha maybe?) were looking for the overcrow apothecary and cad failed real bad for persuasion check to get help finding it , and then was like :'-) its because i dont know what to do with my hands. should i put them in my pockets or?? i dont know what to do with my hands. .... and then fjord took over asking people instead and cad was just quietly like . how do you always know what your hands should be doing ? :'-3

#hes got aurtisismsmms #kiddo say #rip caduceus you wouldve loved doing t rex hands #cad is so 🫶 because so often hes so chill but like i love so much when he gets rly awkward because hes so me for real #like when hes in a populated city area and suddenly forgets how to function and or talk to people and just wanders around instead

[bttf-dork]

Marty McFly, Larry Daley, and Benjamin Franklin Gates are nerdy history friends throughout spacetime and you can’t convince me otherwise.

#back to the future #bttf #night at the museum #national treasure #marty mcfly #larry daley #ben gates #also Marty would get along so well with Rexy the T-Rex

[archivist-crow]

T. Rex - “Bang a Gong (Get It On)” (1971)

Originally titled simply “Get It On,” the song was retitled in the US to avoid confusion with a song by the American band Chase. The song’s popularity helped propel the exceptional Electric Warrior album to the top of the UK Album Charts, and it became the best-selling album of 1971. Despite the band’s enduring legacy and influence, “Get It On” is T. Rex’s only North American hit.

#t rex #marc bolan #electric warrior #music #video #bang a gong #get it on

[dyingstars-if]

i was today years old when i learnt that whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs.

#nuala chats sh*t #they’re called dermal denticles #then from there i ended up watching a t-rex get autopsied

[black-and-yellow]

The Warning Call.

#Loudspeaker's way of warning Eraser to Get Out of the vicinity is to emit the lowest rumble known to mankind #a sound only Eraser would know #and what's better is the League have no idea #the only problem is Aizawa doesn't know it's a well-intentioned terrifying sound #bnha #mha #bnha au #loudspeaker au #eraserhead mha #shouta aizawa #eri chan #hizashi yamada #villain!mic #spinner bnha #I was listening to some recreations of what T Rex would have actually sounded like #and that's what sparked this #I like to think Mic can make specific noises to communicate specific things to his teammates #since he can only use his quirk fully if he's not around people #you always need some way to communicate #the SOS is that loudest bird on earth noise #I can't remember the name of the bird #it has a weird nose I think