#teenagers fuck and it's okay

[ikiprian]

Clone’s Best Friend

“Cute dog!” the girl says. “What breed is he?”

“Uh,” blinks Kon. "Are you asking what breed Superdog is?"

“Uh, duh?”

Well. She’ll have to forgive him his stunned expression, ‘cause he doesn’t usually run into other dog walkers on this path. This is, of course, because “path” is used in the loosest sense, the one that connotates direction and not tread ground, and the “walk” bit is entirely inapplicable, with all of them currently flying one thousand feet above sea level.

“Cujo’s a rescue,” she continues, swinging her feet in the sky, “so we don’t know for sure, but my sister thinks part husky, part shar pei. Half-and-half, like me!”

Cujo is also, apparently, half green and half glowing. He wiggles happily in a play-bow. It’s very cute, except for the way he’s the size of a small house.

Krypto’s tough, though. He barks and chases his new friend through cloud cover. Gamely, Cujo flees. They frolic in the chilly condensation, occasionally poking a head out before diving back in, like a fox in a snowdrift.

Neither of them see anything surprising about this. It’s all good fun. And, well. Krypto’s always been a good judge of character.

Kon turns back to the girl and gives her a megawatt smile.

“He’s Kryptonian. Like me. But he looks like a white lab!”

#kon: fuck it. okay. hey i got some homemade dog treats. does cujo like pumpkin #potential dialogue additions to this include: ‘Oh! Well then I’m a rescue like Cujo!’; several puns on labs and being born from one; #and 'Are you saying you and the dog are the same species' #i just think the clones should be friends :) #something something The CloneTM experience and the way it intersects with The Teenage ExperienceTM could be a fun thing to bond over #also i think that cujo and dani should be besties. every clone needs a dog! #kipwrite #prompt #dpxdc #dcxdp #danielle fenton #dp cujo

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive... #battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay. #furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys. #unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline. #bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :) #im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown: #“[its] about someone who *tries”* #danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?” #danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

[theunrealinsomniac]

Just want to say, it's great to see someone talk so openly about characters sexual urges as completely natural things and parts of the characters (because that's what they are). I mean, young adults are freaking horny and think about sex very often and there's nothing wrong with it, that's just how our bodies and minds work, especially at this age range (but of course it's not limited to this range). Like, while I love many YA novels one of my suspension of disbelief is that many of them at this age are so freaking prude or pure. Yeah, I get why (audience/people don't want such content in not 18+ books) but still, it's unrealistic. Of course, not every single person in the world is like this (not to mention asexual people), but I'm referring to the existing majority. So, my main point is that sex, being horny and masturbating is completely normal and common and it's great to have someone who treats it all exactly like this. So thank you.

You're so very welcome. Honestly I'm just glad people want to ask me about my ideas for my stories.

I've been an active writer for fifteen years this summer and speaking as someone who was writing teenagers be teenagers even when he was one ... I have kinda gotta agree on the sanitisation of young adult experiences.

There is nothing wrong with two consenting adults taking off their clothes and consensually doing things that make stuffy old people mad. I really do hate how such a basic thing that the majority of us do and almost all of us only exist because of, has been vilified by people who ... don't know how to make their wives orgasm or have never had an orgasm.

Personally, I am of the opinion that if you can't find the clit, you don't get to talk about sex. And yes, it is okay to ask for help from the lady you are trying to please. Encouraged even.

However!

You're quite right, sex is not something all people have an interest in, all the respect to my sex-repulsed people out there, if you're still following my blog you must really be hanging in there lol, and indeed we don't want our literal tiny children to be exposed to hardcore sex in their media but well ...

Teenagers fuck. Young adults fuck. Adults fuck.

And drink and swear and smoke and do drugs and to pretend like they don't has always left me feeling a touch disconnected from characters I was meant to be relating to as a teenager.

But I think most people get that feeling, And let's not forget that a lot of our media comes from funding that might be from brands and companies that don't want to be known as the company that own the show where teens fuck on the screen lol.

Plus let's be real, you talk to someone on the internet and they yell at you for writing a teenage boy staring at boobs and enjoying it ... we all know where that person is from.

And it ain't Europe.

I swear, for people who like to claim others are the repressed ones, there's no one who's up in my comments calling me for all sorts like some uptight American who's mad I let a teenager touch a boob lol.

Not to get too personal or TMI, but my earliest sexual experiences were around my mid teens. And from my understanding, in most cases that's quite typical. Maybe a little earlier than some but certainly not concerningly early.

So I get real eyerolly at people telling me I'm being unrealistic with how much teenagers, boys and girls you bunch of prudes, think and talk about sex.

I dunno, it's a big issue and while I myself have always been immensely sex-positive and would love to really talk about why so many people are scared of admitting sex is natural and if you're doing it right and it's what you're in to, the most fun you can have with your partner ...

I get that I'm a minority there. And it's a shame.

Imma keep going though, there's so much untouched ground to cover and a mess of characters to explore the stories of!

Thanks for asking!

#ask theunrealinsomniac #sex positivity #teenagers fuck and it's okay #young adults fuck and it's okay #adults fuck and it's okay

[wienners]

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is Gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like Bill Ciphers first year on HRT. For some fucking reason i associate the song Cake By The Ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

#slenderverse #everymanhybrid #emh #speakeasies #emh habit #habit everymanhybrid #habit emh #and the problem is that every new fan of the series is like #teenagers who like columbine #so i cant even make friends in those circles #because im fucking 24 #like im almost ten years older than some of u omfg??? #so #he IS that embarassing and thank GOD emh is niche #okay so #he is embarassing but emh is not embarassing it is not cringe its oomf #emh is genuinley one of the coolest found footage diy low budget horrors ive ever seen #genuinely would love to make found footage bc of the impact it had on me #anyway i really did imprint on him like a babyduck #i was a baby trans guy that didnt know it yet rewatching the :D video with absolutely nobody to talk about it with #like huh hope that doesn't affect me in the future :) #it did #spoiler 17 yo me thats why you watched :D three times in secret #it's not because you're trans. It's because you're a sicko

[brother-emperors]

some sketches of Lorenzo de Medici and Galeazzo Maria Sforza :)

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#early days probably. in their 20s? altho the first one is definitely more like. teenagers. #anyway. hello. I’m back from visiting family in the ICU. I connected dots about Galeazzo and Lorenzo so thank you #to everyone who helped with that! #at long last. a conclusion was reached. I’m also going to bed now. #drawing tag #italian renaissance tag #the last 3 were ideas for more serious drawings tbh. the hand one is going to have blood on it for sex and violence reasons. ofc #the snake thing was a clown car connect the dots moment because I was looking up something about tristano and went #‘what the fuck’ when I saw the image of the coat of arms on Wikipedia. like. yeah okay that’s thematically on point for #this family. but WHY #lorenzo de medici #galeazzo maria sforza

[mrtreefingersart]

Answer him damnit.

#star wars: rebels #star wars #alexsandr kallus #ezra bridger #hera syndulla #garazeb orrelios #kalluzeb #stupid jokes #rodian #trivia #did you know #'Cause I fucking didn't #I still don't #I think I'm gonna do a whole set of comics of Ezra asking every specter something fucking unhinged #People out here forgetting this kid is a pubescent teenager #You ever ask your uncle something only to have him dump you on his husband and run away with your mom? #This is also part of Kallus' redemption arc okay #ISB

[possiblycringe]

Everybody wants to see you fall in love!

#I listened to a fucking bop recently okay #I mean I’ve been playing Stray Gods so it’s a given #but I missed the red path for Aphrodites route and I don’t regret it (I think green is the most fitting option for that story) #The Red option is SOOOO GOOD UGH #Anyway actual tags #My art #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #side order #acht #acht splatoon #dedf1sh #splatoon dedf1sh #splatoon callie #calf1sh #Dedlie #Callie cuttlefish #Sorry for the teenage mutant ninja turtle colored skin on Acht but #I just prefer that color over the bright green

[heartbreakprincewille]

I just love how teenager-y they all are in this season, especially Wille and Simon. Yes, they are bitchy and secretive and impulsive about their feelings but that's such a realistic depiction of teenagers because teenagers sometimes mess up in the wildest ways and IT'S SO REAL.

Like Simon hitting Wille with a ball

#yr s2 spoilers #young royals #I FUCKING LOST IT AT THAT SCENE OKAY #like yes Simon just yeet a big ball at your crush like a teenager😭😭😭 #he's so real for this #simon eriksson #prince wilhelm

[nicoscheer]

Surefire way to get Miles to like your post: upload a pic of him with a dog 🫶🏽🫶🏽

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#20/04/2024 #miles Kane #teenage mutant ninja turtle #record store day #yeah aright m not okay #that WINK and the the giggles #Miles Kane and the Evils #he used the turtle guitar strap he got for his birthday 🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹 #Batman 😂 #oh my god he’s so fucking adorable with dogs #favorite dog dad

[ashmp3]

i don’t think people realize how alienating and lonely it is to not have romantic interactions as a teen. Not that i think being in a relationship at that age would do me any good but it would make me feel more normal and less unlovable for sure

#but we live 😁 with the consequences 😁 like i’ve just been thinking as one does or #when i do it it’s terrible because this is something for a diary but i’m on tumblr #i know some of you might relate lmfaoo but it really fucks you up when everyone is in #relationship being a normal typical teenager and ur like so i’m so ugly undeserving of love etc etc #and also when your friends are like *can’t even imagine you with someone* okay awesome #now i’m like whatever i had fun but you do learn a lot about yourself and others in a relationship and i never had that so i feel so dumb #now at 25 likeee who has the patience now anyway. How is everyone i am gonna make some pesto for lunch #homemade pesto with sremuš spinach garlic olive oil and nuts #tt

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

like i see people say stuff like “rei is a deconstruction of the idea of like the perfect girl in a male gaze-y way” and and i'm ready to agree until they go “it’s because she’s creepy and weird and bad!” like no. rei's a deconstruction of misogynistic ideas of womanhood because they’re ideals forced upon her that damage her, not because she’s in any way “creepy”. like, the fact she’s a fourteen year old girl who was basically used as a substitute wife by her father bc she looked like his own dead wife is not something that is meant to make rei look bad like holy shit.

like both rei and asuka are very obviously like. showing fantasised and misogynistic ideas of an idealised woman don’t work irl yeah. shinji's misogynistic view of them is wrong. but that’s not because rei and asuka are bad people it’s because like. “fourteen year old who's flirty and seductive” and “fourteen year old who's a quiet obedient object” are major signs of abuse and trauma and anyone actually acting in those ways at that age clearly isn’t normal. asuka is desperate for attention in any way she can get it, even unhealthy and dangerous ways. rei is at the very least I has a weird pseudo-incestous enmeshment filled abusive relationship with her father, even if she's not actively being sexually abused. asuka is seeking support, rei is a grooming victim. these are not things that are flaws in their character the entire point of subverting the expectations is to show how those expectations are unhealthy to rei and asuka like. god.

#like. negative fucking media literacy. #like. rei and asuka show signs of abuse in ways very normal for teenagers #every one of the Children in Evangelion is a victim and they react in messy ways #the point of that isn’t to show that they themselves are bad. it’s to show how trauma fucks you up #like none of them are bad people! they do fucked up shit bc it’s normalised to them! #people will just centre rei and asuka’s trauma around shinji and then call the show misogynistic for that like. #woah pal. there’s issues in the show yeah but i think that’s more an issue on your end buckaroo. #like their trauma interacts with him. and his trauma interacts with them. bc the show is literally about human's influences on each other #like the human instrumentality project isn’t there to just be funny it’s a thematic conclusion??? #and also like. it’s comparing and contrasting all threes trauma to understand exactly how they got shaped the way they are. #just. think about the show you’re watching. please. #rei isn’t creepy she’s a schizophrenic abuse victim who's probably done the least screwed up shit out of the main cast #shinji isn’t a loser he's a heavily mentally ill young boy cracking under the pressure of toxic masculinity and having his boundaries erode #until he's unable to even respect the boundaries of others and recreates his trauma for a desperate attempt at control #asuka isn’t like. okay i mean she IS a bitch but literally so is every thirteen year old ok. #and it’s bc she fucking despises the vulnerability being kind shows. she despises herself and is overcompensating bc she’s scared and 13 #like. god.

[hanfarfaraway]

Thinking out kipperlillys sessions with jawbone and what was in there with them

#dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #to be an angry unkind teenage girl and have that twisted into full on evil #it makes me sad okay #she makes me so fucking sad #rat grinders

[eepyava]

lmk if you can thanks pookies💔

#girl blogger #girlhood #hell is a teenage girl #lana del rey #girly things #this is what makes us girls #girlblogging #this is a girlblog #im just a girl #sadgirl #crazy ex girlfriend #ex girlfriend #mentally tired #mentally exhausted #mentally unstable #i hate men #actually mentally ill #mentally fucked #mental illness #mental health #girl interrupted #hacks #hacker #roblox #crazy girl #just girly things #self help #please help #pls help #im not okay

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

[chainsawprophecy]

what's crazy as fuck to me is that the bad kids literally went through kipperlily's therapy notes and everyone's falling over backwards to justify that but god fucking forbid someone who lost her best and only friend in the world has anger issues. you bitches would not have survived the vriska trenches.

#fhjy #fhjy spoilers #she is SIXTEEN. SHE IS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD!! #imagine being in a group of people where only one person has your back. and then that one person is brutally murdered. #personally i would go fucking apeshit! but okay ik most fandoms are misogynist as fuck so it's time to hate traumatized teenage girls #i still can't get over using her THERAPY NOTES the shit she said in PRIVATE against her. i hope she kills all the PCs and i'm not joking! #anyway to be clear i do still need to watch fhjy (can't afford dropout yet rip) #but like. lol. the cycle continues forever i guess #god fucking forbid teen girls don't have the most mentally mature responses to seeing their best friend die in front of them #doomed tragic yuri 4ever and i'm glad buddy dawn died. i hope somebody resurrects him just so kipperlily can murder him again #my post #mine

[spectral-honey]

Tim never becoming robin but his parents still dying and him taking over Drake industries as a teenager which turns out to be actually very successful somehow and then uses that exclusively to fuck up lex luthors evil plans

“Oh, did you want that weapons contact? Turns out I made a deal with those guys last week, better luck next time!”

“Lex! You wanted to hire that tech specialist? I just set him up with a great job working on a project overseas, oh I can't quite remember where he's located now! Looks like it'll be a while until you can get in touch with him!”

“The company I just bought was producing an important machine piece for you? Unfortunately we had to discontinue that item due to some errors, you know how quality control can be.”

“Guess what! I just bought the rights to a very important type of laser technology and I'm suing everyone who uses it without permission! Just business, you understand!”

And of course lex tries to kill him but he keeps being saved just in time by various superheros (he probably has someone's personal cell number or an alarm he wired to go to oracle & the watchtower) 

Just civilian Tim doing mental warfare with lex and heros being like "stop antagonizing supervillains!!!!!" And Tim being like "what? I can't hear you over the sound of lex coming to kill me again because I outbid him for his security chief"

#tim drake #red robin #batman #without a secret identity in need of protecting tim fully commits to being a chaotic force as CEO #the heros are like WHY are you doing this #and Tim is like well I'm emotionally stunted and walking on the wire edge between bad decisions and dying makes me feel alive #the bats are like okay that's valid #and the rest of the JL is like 'NO!! ITS NOT!!' #personally I like Tim being rescued the most by the bats and core 4 (3?) YJ bc. Batfam and also core 4. Also timkon. Or timbart. #I don't ship Tim/Cassie but I love them being close friends who get sad and emotionally vulnerable together #Mostly bc I always think of them hardcore trauma bonding when Bart and Kon die #But tim casually calling heros civilian phone numbers like hi flash im in keystone rn and some guys beat me up and threw me in a trunk #I think they're gonna drive it into a river could u come pick me up #also I'm sure Tim could fuck with other villains too #I just was thinking abt how funny it is to have a teenage tim as CEO and being peers w lex bc of it #tim keeps copywriting symbols/color schemes Gotham villains #he buys some carnival grounds the joker likes and turns it into a water park instead #silly au where tim is kind of op #but in a fun way #dc