#thank you for looking at my undertale trash

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hello The Queen of Crows and Raccoons and I would like Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, HorrorTale, and any others you can think of with a S/O who have befriended all the Crows and Raccoons in like the neighborhood. Maybe their on the surface but that’s up to you. Thank you and have a good day/night!

Undertale Sans - He doesn't mind. He's actually not helping at all by feeding the crows and raccoons because he thinks they're cute. As long as his S/O is happy with this, he's happy. Plus it's pissing off Papyrus everytime he visits and that's priceless.

Undertale Papyrus - He's losing his mind. Those wild animals are unsanitary, for the love of Asgore and his freackin mind, stop touching them! He will drag you to the bathroom every time you're coming back home to wash your hands. He doesn't want any of the animals in his house, but, well, he's not here all day long so he'll never know.

Underswap Sans - Oh cool! He can do that too! Somehow, all the raccoons love him and join him at night for no reason, now you two can do that together as a fun activity. You have raccoon reunions in the kitchen and you gave all raccoon and crow a codename in your new delirious plan to take control of the world. Your Karen neighbour calls the cops on you as you both start to laugh like maniacs.

Underswap Papyrus - He thought he would be done once his brother got his independance but here you are, in the middle of the night, comploting with raccoons. Is this a secret cult or something? Are you passing too much time with his brother? Why no one around him is having normal hobbies? He's having a mental breakdown.

Underfell Sans - "listen pal, that's none of my business, you do you and stuff. but if boss catches you with 150 random birds and raccoons home, ya're fucked and i ain't saving yar ass." Boss comes home right at this moment, making him your partner in crime as he's standing near you. Red sighs. Not only Boss will fuck you up, but he will sure do to after this.

Underfell Papyrus - He's screeching hysterically, doing wild arms movement to make all the wild animals flee in fear. The animals are watching him in consternation, wondering what the hell he's doing, then you, looking for an explanation. You shrug and they take that for you authorizing them to attack the big moving weird thing, all at one. Edge runs out of the house, screaming as he's running for his life chased by your true people.

Horrortale Sans and Papyrus - Oak for sure will tell nothing as he's exactly like you and brings all kind of wild animals home. You were cuddling against a bear, circled by crows and raccoons where Willow came home. He looks at you two, in disbelief, then let go a "I WON'T EVEN ASK WHY. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. MAKE THEM LEAVE BEFORE DINNER." You both nod and he goes on with his day, not questionning it.

Swapfell Sans - In the morning, you wake up abruptly as Nox throws a tone of salt in your face. You scream, asking what is his problem. He screams back that he saw you doing satanic rituals with your hellbound pets and that's you're for sure not summoning any frickin demon in his house under his watch. He's going to purify you, stop moving and arguing!

Swapfell Papyrus - His room is already trash so a bunch of crows and raccoons in are no problem. He really doesn't mind and he's even digging in trash with the raccons sometimes cause it looks like fun. Nox is actively trying to kick both of you out of the house.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He hates animals. Any kind of animals. They're dirty, they're stinky, and right now they are everywhere in his house and he's rolling on the ground, throwing a temper tantrum like a 5 years old child. You're concerned, as he's screaming to take them away or he's going to scream. You're not obeying. He high-pitch screams so loud all the animals flee in fear, including you and Coffee, who was just chilling in the couch.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Wine said no animals home so you had to find a trick. Coffee tries to keep his face normal, but he's very uncomfortable, having 20 raccoons in his ribcage, fighting to get out. Wine is looking at him from his desk, frowning, wondering why he's going from outside to your room for the sixth time looking more and more weird. Coffee quickly runs in your room and lets go his raccoons, adding them to the 80 ones already in there with you. You tell him there's still some outside. He nods and goes back to fill his ribcage.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #fellswap gold #sans #papyrus #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[imtrashraccoon]

Welcome to the Trashcan!

You can call me Tumble or just Raccoon if you want. (I previously called myself Trash but I suppose it could sound a bit mean lol) My icon was made by my friend @snowcoffeee and the background is by me.

I'm a writer and I do take requests between my projects, so if you have an idea, I'd love to hear it!

Feel free to request headcanons, drabble ideas, or just ask questions! I love engaging with you all! (My rules for requests will be under the cut, please read them before requesting anything.)

I have a side blog that I use for reblogging fan art and other cool Undertale stuff. You can follow it if you want but I do get a bit unhinged at times... @imtreasureraccoon

I post most of my longer stuff on AO3 so check that out if you like any of what I post here! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

My Writing Masterlist is here if you want to see everything I've written so far!

My Headcanon Masterlist is here if you want to feel something about my boys!

#anon ask for the asks I've answered so far.

#raccoons drabbles is for my writing projects.

#raccoons headcanons is for my headcanons about the guys I write about.

#raccoons random garbage is for my attempts at art mostly.

#raccoons two cents is for the rare times I post about regular things that aren't Undertale related.

#raccoons future reference stuff is for posts I want to look at again soon.

I will write for any existing Undertale character, preferably those who have been in the fandom for a while or have easily accessible information so I can research them. I usually write Reader inserts (second person pov) but I can write OC's too.

The drabble will be at least 2,000 words but probably less than 3,000 words, depending on how much detail I end up going into.

I will not write:

Smut/graphic sexual content (I know a few of you are minors and I'm not comfortable writing that anyways.)

Anything endangering minors such as graphic violence or anything sexual.

Gore (Blood and injuries is fine, just nothing intense like torture.)

Incest, Sanscest, Papscest, or Fontcest. (You can ship what you like but I don't like any of these and I will not be writing them.)

Obvious kinks (I shouldn't have to list them all here but if they make me squirm, I am not writing them. Liking teeth or claws, pulling hair, or being slightly dominant in a situation are fine though.)

These are basic guidelines and I may add onto them if I realize I forgot anything. As much as it pains me, I cannot write everything and I have the right to reject your request if it makes me uncomfortable.

That said, I will write:

Reader x Character or OC x Character (I would prefer to write F/M as I am a female but I can write gender neutral too.)

Fluff (This is easily my favorite thing to write!)

Spicy (I also love writing this but I'm still new at it so no promises. Sex will be treated as a fade to black if you want that still.)

Frans or Soriel (I do ship these so long as everyone is consenting adults. I may consider other ships but no promises as I don't really ship any other non-canon pairings.)

Angst (I do like writing this, however, I can't promise it will be good. I prefer happy endings but if you want to see a character suffer, I can do that.)

I may also add onto this list if I remember something else.

Have any questions about something not listed here? Please shoot me a message!

I'm doing this for fun but I want you to enjoy the process as well. No promises how long these will take to write as I'm generally pretty busy. I will update these guidelines as needed and unless you don't want me to, I will be posting these requests on my AO3 as well as on here.

Thank you for reading this far if you did! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

#new masterpost #masterlist #undertale

[loathemetc]

DELTARUNE THEORY: The Old Chair

Well folks this one is a doozy and we have a wealth of new ARG(??? YEAH!) content from this SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES LIVE EVENT [(LIVE!)] and obviously I should be talking about all the Noelle lore so let’s talk about this fucking chair instead:

Yes, a chair. There are many hidden links on the Deltarune website right now, and https://deltarune.com/chair/ sends you to well. A chair. A small, blue chair with a sheet draped over it. Clicking on it makes a sound play as it disappears, leaving garbled bits of color and nothing else behind. Also you can randomly get jumpscared by a familiar pair of yellow and pink eyes, so there’s that. 

Does that sound like a lot to unpack already? Well too bad buckaroo there’s more stuffed into this suitcase than you can shake a stick at! The name of the tab when you open this page is “But what if it could...”, click the chair and it changes to “... get darker than dark?”.

Sound familiar?

Besides the obvious reference to the classic line about being dark, darker, yet darker, to me it brings to mind Seam’s warning. Maybe it’s not such a good idea to be in the dark world at night... That’s at least two darknesses, which is more than one.

But wait, why a chair? Well, we know the third chapter’s dark world takes place in Kris’s house, obviously, which coincidentally just so happens to feature a named chair character! How convenient!

Thank goodness this mystery is solved except oh wait that doesn’t really make any sense, does it? This chair we’re talking about seems awful ominous, unlike beloved old Chairiel, adored by the family, front and center of the Dreemurr household. No, I think we’re looking for a different chair.

But that doesn’t mean we’re not looking for Chairiel.

Yes, something fans noted as soon as Deltarune chapter 1 released was that the Chairiel moniker seemed to have been transferred from one chair to another. While Chairiel in Deltarune is Toriel’s living room seat, Chairiel in Undertale was originally a small... Blue... Chair. Huh.

Could it be the the original Chairiel is in storage in the Dreemurr household somewhere still, in this new world? Abandoned and replaced? Well geez, all this ominous atmosphere, talk of being tossed aside, garbled messes and direct connection to those pink and yellow eyes sure is reminding me of our pals Jevil and Spamton huh?

So what the hell am I saying, that Chairiel, the ORIGINAL Chairiel from Undertale, is going to be Chapter 3′s hidden boss, feeling betrayed and broken after Toriel got a more comfortable chair to watch TV in!? Uh. I guess? I mean, I said I was spitballing here. 

But why those Pink and Yellow eyes... That’s Spamton’s bit, and only cause he was copying Swatch, right? Well, he was attempting to impersonate the head butler, but maybe there’s a reason he got the colors of Swatch’s orange and yellow glasses wrong. After all, we have another unexplained buddy with the very same colored eyes, don’t we?

Yeah, still no clue what that thing was about. But I’m getting the feeling we’re going to. Although, considering that pink and yellow jumpscare on the chair page redirects you back to the main sweepstakes page, it may just be Spamton trying to keep your nose out of business it doesn’t belong in. But that’s my final thought for now.

The site is still updating with new material, so if a wrench gets thrown in any of this, don’t blame me for jumping the gun. I’ll try to keep an open mind.

ADDENDUM 1 - It should be noted that the noise that plays when the chair is clicked on is called “water.mp3″ and sounds VERY similar to areas of Waterfall in Undertale such as the trash zone. How am I supposed to tie that to any of this?? Hahaha I have no idea.

ADDENDUM 2 - Could the sheet on the chair be the Shadow Mantle? Could the water noise have something to do with the Old Song from the Sea, mentioned by Riverperson in Undertale and Onion-San in Deltarune? So many questions...

#deltarune #deltarune theory #spamton #chair #chairiel #seam

[bagelthatwrites]

Somewhere Sunrise (Begins Another Day)

Chapter 2 - Snowed In in... Not Snowdin.

Fandoms: Undertale, Inside Job

(AO3 Link Coming Soon!)

NOTES: thank you to @maddestmewmew and @hoodie-prince-kid for beta-reading this chapter! hoo boy. this one took some elbow grease... considering i haven't written the undertale characters in a while. they're fun to write, but matching their energy is... hard. nonetheless, hope you enjoy!

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Snowdin didn't have half as bad storms as this one, Papyrus had noted.

The windows had been partially spared from the wrath of the winter wonderland-esque storm, allowing him and Frisk to sit and observe on the cold winter evening, peering curiously through the window.

The snow and hail had made a blindingly white blanket across the front of the house and sprinkled the trees at the edge of the wood, creating a familiar atmosphere much like his underground home.

His brother, sans, was napping (again) so he didn't join the two in the living area, instead bunking away in his small bedroom, which they both had noted resembled the one back in Mt. Ebbot to a tee, even the infamous trash tornado sitting precisely in the exact same corner.

The tall skeleton filled his head with thoughts and monologues about the winterti-

…What's that…? Near the edge of the wood, just a few steps into the yard…?

He squinted… as a form appeared in the wind…, falling over into the snow…

And coloring it red.

He leaned more into the window to try and make out a silhouette, but of course the snowy atmosphere made it difficult to see, but he could make out a few details… checking his mental list…

A human?

"FRISK. IS IT NORMAL FOR HUMANS TO BLEED EXCESSIVELY?"

Frisk tilted their head, raising an eyebrow.

Papyrus pointed out the window to let the small human make their assessment.

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"MOOOOOM, THERE'S A DEAD OLD LADY NEAR OUR FRONT YARD!" 

Frisk took off upstairs in a flash, sliding across the wooden floors like they were roller skating, except in their socks.

They narrowly dodged their dunkle sans down the second floor hallway, lost in the rush of getting to the goat woman!

"MOOOM!" They yelled once again!

…Toriel exited her bedroom and took her reading glasses off, cleaning them on the fabric of her collared shirt. "Frisk, my child, what's- oh!" They slid across the floor and crashed into her, the adrenaline gone now.

The 11 year old plopped down on the floor with an oomph.

"There's someone in the front yard!"

"What!?"

They jumped up and grabbed her paw to drag her downstairs.

"I'm not really sure that they're dead, but they looked pretty dead."

"Oh- oh, I see, I see…" She attempted to catch up to them.

"QUEEN TORIEL-" 

"Just Toriel-" 

"-THERE SEEMS TO BE A SITUATION! IN THE YARD!"

"I heard, Papyrus-"

"Look!" The tiny human pointed out the window.

"Frisk, there's too much snow to see-... OH DEAR ANGEL."

They were right. But…

It would be inhumane to just… leave someone out there like that.

…Hm.

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Toriel closed the door shut with her hind paw. "Frisk, grab the first aid kit."

"Mom, is that-"

"They're not dead, just unconscious." 

In her arms, she held a human woman, who had a very noticeable gash on the side of her head. 

"OH DEAR… I WILL GRAB SOME… BLANKETS FOR OUR GUEST! SURELY WITH MY ASSISTANCE, THEY'LL STAY WARM! …COME ALONG, HUMAN FRISK!" Papyrus scooped up the child and rushed off with a nyeh heh!.

Toriel returned her attention to the unfamiliar person and eyes the gash. "How could someone have…"

…Hm.

How does someone just… appear, in a storm? Did she come from the woods near the mountain?? Do humans even live near the mountain???

...

The scenario brought up too many questions to handle.

Toriel set her down on the couch, causing her to stir just a bit…

"WE RETURN FROM OUR ENDEAVORS!" Papyrus announces, letting the blankets tumble onto the couch with a loud flomp!. "VIOLA."

"Oh! Thank you Papyrus."

Frisk pulled out the first aid kit, letting their mother get to work patching up the gash.

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The house felt uneasy that night.

Toriel shifted on her spot on the couch, looking up from her book at the newest addition to the house.

The human still hadn’t woken up.

"...It's getting quite late, is it not? We should all be getting some rest." 

"But what about-"

"I'll stay here in the living room tonight." She assured Frisk. “Off to bed, my child."

~~~

Let’s hope the blizzard calms down soon for our characters.

What? The new human…? You want to know if the human wakes up NOW?

We’ll see. We’ll see.

After all, if she didn’t…

…we wouldn’t have a story, now would we?

#the bagel writes #my writing #writing #fanfic #undertale #inside job #inside job netflix #toriel undertale #frisk undertale #papyrus undertale #somewhere sunrise begins another day (the dream fic) #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I HOPE THIS ISN'T OUT OF CHARACTER. MY 6/7 YEARS OF OBSESSION WITH THIS GAME WOULD ALL!! GO!! TO WASTE!! #...now where's my dunkle sans truthers. #that was a thing back in 2016 ish i think. the dad-uncle headcanon for sans. i loved it so much and i still love it to this day. fambly :] #why am i talking about this? he's barely in this chapter. idk whatever #also toriel being strong truther 💪💪 i love women #i know i don't exactly describe anyone's appearance in this fic that much but just so you know- #reagan has grey hairs from stress. and frisk has silly socks and overalls. that's the most important details that change- #from their canon appearances. okay? #ALSO: i hope i did toriel justice here she is so important to me okay #she's more than ''motherly character'' and i hope to convey her less appreciated traits when i write her in this fic and in future fics #frisk calling reagan old lady. isn't your mother centuries old. #anyways i'm a little afraid to upload this to ao3 incase i get brutally bullied but at this point? i don't give a shit!! this is the- #most fun i've had writing a fanfic in... a WHILE. lol #also if you don't know ij and ur reading this fic and considering watching it: i don't really recommend it BUT it's a good show i swear #i've seen a lotta ppl say it pulls off its core concept well with little bigotry and (imo) succeeds in satirization AND story alike #BUT it's still an adult cartoon (a netflix one at that) and it still has it's Moments[TM]- y'know? #also i hope you can get the gist of character personalities without having consumed one or the other source material too #like if you haven't played undertale i hope you feel like you can understand the dynamics and interactions between canon characters #and if you haven't watched inside job i hope you can feel the same

[applepies-and-starlight]

Hi hi it's 1am here and the thoughts are Not Great so scroll past if you don't want to see the pettiest vent in your life 'k thanks ♡

So you know that post about me being scared about sharing my work if it isn't the popular opinion or anything generally commonly appealing? Yeah so as I was typing out the tags my brain threw a core memory at my face and went "you absolutely know why"

Anywau basically like, i was an undertale fan during the undertale renissance (is that how you spell it?) And i was fucking OBSESSED over glitchtale (until early season 2 + before camila was outed to be a shitbag) and thought glithtale was very very cool

Ankther thing is that i was a chronic deviantart scroller at the tjme (also on google images) and i love lovr loooooved looking at people's art

So i was like "hey i could do that too!" And started making fanart for glitchtale, specifically that final battle part where they're in The Orb™ in s1

I was doing it in school because at this point everyone was basically just hanging out (my elementary's system was 1st grade to 6th grade (i was... 5th grade iirc) And also had this weird systen where the younger half of elementary would go home 2 hours earlier than the older half (1pm), idk why) and like, because there was literally just 4 people here because small school, i showed my wip to the other 3 people present in the area

They made fun of it

Yeag,,

They made fun of. Basically Everything.

The thing that primarily stuck with me was how they teased about frisk's posing and the overall edginess of the piece, but mostly how frisk looked stypid (which, 1. Y'all play fnaf and brag that you're cool though kids you don't have room to talk; 2. It was The Orb™ fight,,, of course it was gonna be edgy,,,,)

It's somewhere in a landfill now, i threw it in the trash and never fished it out... probably decomposed by now, it's been 8 years (holy shit it's been 8 years)

I... think they apologized? Idk i just know they had a "wait shit no-" moment when i threw it in the trash but i was already mad about it so, yeag

Like... i like to say that it doesn't affect me that badly anymore but i'm pretty sure it still is? I literally can't look at my art anymore without thinking of how bad it looks compared to everyone else's and i also am physically unable to Not agree with others (i literally forced myself to hate homura akemi pmmm because a friend didn't see the nuance in her character and just relegated her to "bitch" lmao) and Good Lird i have crippling perfectionism because if 1 person hates it then everyone does right??? Lmao

Deadass nowadays i just can't bring myself to make or share any ideas or pick up anything creative because i HAVE to get it perfect in 1 go otherwise i'll be ridiculed for it; I'm Trying to outgrow these problems but it's jist So Dicking Hard akfjshdjdhr and it seriously doesn't help tjat there was a seperare (smaller) incident where i found one of my drawings crumpled on the floor by someone

Man i'm kinda fucked up am i?

#cw: vent #void screaming #not gonna bother correcting my grammar or spelling for this #too tired to do so lmaooooooooooooo #[this is a filler tag to make sure the rest of the tags are put under the read more button] #man i feel like i'm gonna cry lmao #i'm actually processing this by typing it out and now i just realize how fucked up it was #semi-unrelated but did you know i tried to make art for a teacher by tracing over someone else's art? #it's kinda goofy tbh #iiii also have a tendency to get anxious and obsessively check for a response once i post something... #probably also a byproduct of the incident #who knows #my dumbass is defined by people kicking me around #sooo yeah.

[juggaloautist]

☾About me☽

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Hello, my name is Oak. That is what you will be calling me unless you have other ideas.

I like doing art, I do art here a lot. Art is rad and rad is art. I don’t have many inspirations, but I’ll say…Psychoblaster. Rad. Underrated.

My dream is to play ToonTown: Corporate Clash (I have no PC or computer.)

I literally have nothing to talk about. There is nothing special about me, but Y’know I think these are pretty special.

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I’m in my own handful of fandoms.. There’s a lot so I will name some. Which is still gonna be a shit ton

•BATIM

•Amphibia

•TOH

•Soul eater

•Milo Murphy’s law

•Super Jail

•The Black Phone

•Walten Files

•Clone high

•Gorillaz

•Psychonauts

•The outsiders

•IT (Book and Movie)

•Scream

•Bigtop Burger

•Just Shapes and Beats

•Sky: COTL

•Sesame Street or literally any puppet related thing, mostly Bert and Ernie

•TCM game

•Skullgirls

•Welcome Home

•Poppy playtime

•Mr. Otsomatsu-san

•Undertale

•Courage the cowardly dog

•South Park

•TADC

•Raggedy Ann and Andy

•Cookie Run

•Don’t Starve Together

•At Lojart character lore

•Dark deception

•Viziepop shows

•Spooky month

•Trolls

There may be more, but Y’know I’m not trying to remember all of that.

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Name: Oak

Gender: Boy gender

Sexuality: Pansexual

Age: Balls dropped already᯾Nunya

So a heads up I am a little immature and stuff. There’s some trash gore drawings if you don’t like those then- Uh- Don’t look at them because I censor them.

My son is named Charles B.

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Some DNIs:

I don’t fucking know man. Weird people. No illegal shipping please and I know you know what that means. Keep your ball sack behavior to yourself.

I don’t care if you disagree with my opinions or anything just don’t bug me a about it. I couldn’t care a SPERM SELL LESS for you to babble on about some shit I probably was joking about (I’m sorry. I’m not this mean btw.) I’ll debate about something if it’s good conversation and I’ll probably end up agreeing with you if it’s Y’know. Agreeable.

Problematic ships. It’s just genuinely illegal. Just not here. Thank you. I’m not talking about ships that the majority don’t like as long as it’s NOT WEIRD PLEASE. Like 2DOC, people don’t like it, but it’s not illegal and I really couldn’t care less if you want those two old men to kiss, that’s fine, they were both and still are both adults. But the Noodle ships…Nuh uh. It’s not illegal because she’s 30, but it is, they basically raised her.

Ace being an exception because I’m pretty sure they were dating anyway or somethin’

ANYWAY. Don’t ruin the…indulging experience (Nobody looks at my stuff like that, just don’t ruin me basically.)

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Okay the bio is over now I guess. I dunno what to do next. This is way gloomier than my last introduction.

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#bio #about me #fandoms #I have no idea how to tag

[anechomirrored]

Fandom: Undertale

Rating: G

Prompt(s): "That was not my intention."

Warnings: Melodramatic celebrity is having feels

There was a lot to think about when lying on the floor and feeling like trash.

Like how show business was everything you thought it'd be. Full of drama, passion and baking segments.

You could think of how far you'd come from that happy little ghost no one'd heard of and that dumpy little snail farm.

From having spent your days wandering the dump in search of human media with juicy plots and musical numbers.

You could think of your cousins and that phone call you got just after putting on the Underground's most highly rated show ever made.

Oh.

Now he remembered why he had lay down on the floor in the first place.

Mettaton let out an audible sigh.

World weary...No.

Melancholy?

Yes...that sounded right.

He had only ever wanted to get away. To leave his simple life and simple form. To be someone, someone new, beautiful and popular. To become a star.

Working with Alphys had opened the door to a new life, a new life that he had left his cousin behind for.

No explination, no goodbye, not even a note!

"Oh, Blooky..." Mettaton threw an arm over his eyes as he lamented his desertion to the ceiling.

Did his cousin recognise him when the MTT broadcasts started? Surely not! The bodies old and new that Alphys had made for him were nothing like Mettaton's previous non corporeal form.

That's why he loved them. They allowed him to finally feel like himself...

But in all the excitement, belonging and the showbiz, Mettaton had cut ties with the one part of his old life worth keeping.

"That was never my intention." He wasn't crying.

No way was that about to happen.

"U-um, ... Mettaton?" Alphys stammered.

"Alphys, not now. I am having a character moment."

"S-sorry, it's just... I haven't finished securing that arm yet...a-a-and I need it back."

Mettaton peeked from under said arm before heaving another sigh and putting it back where Alphys could finish reattaching it.

"Wh-why don't you...I-I mean, you could visit them. Your cousin?" Alphys tugged gently on a few wires as she reattached them.

"...Visit?" He asked, staring at the ceiling.

"Y-yeah." Alphys reached for a screwdriver.

All at once Mettaton sprang up from the floor.

"OH YESS!" He crowed, performing a perfect pirouette. "A visit!"

"Mettaton!!" Squeaked Alphys as the Underground's biggest clelebrity began blustering about his green room.

(In truth the green room was actually quite pink...and glittery!)

"Oh yes, Darling! I must arrange to visit...Or maybe ask Blooky here?" Mettaton was pacing, each heel turn paired with a dramatic gesture worthy of the stage.

"Mettaton..."

"Oh, but what would I even say? What will Blooky do?"

"Mettaton?" Alphys words were met with another dramatic flourish as the robot celebrity flung himself onto the nearby fainting couch.

The cloud of glitter that flew up and into the air from the impact only served to physically manifest his inner conflict...at least for him it did.

"Oh, what if Blooky doesn't want to be my cousin anymore?"

"Mettaton!!" Alphys shouted.

The glitter fluttered to the floor.

Once more Mettaton removed his arm from his magenta eyes to look at his friend.

"What is it, Alphys darling? I am rather busy-"

"Napstablook won't hate you." Alphys interrupted.

"Th-they miss you, Mettaton. They said they like you on the sh-show and I-I'm sure they'll be happy to see you ... no matter what." Alphys softened a bit at the end.

"You... you really think so?" Asked Mettaton, a bit taken aback.

"Yes...now let me finish p-putting your arm plate b-b-back on." Alphys reached for a spanner only to be caught up in one of the most theatrical twirling hugs she had ever experienced.

"Thank you, Darling! I'll call Blooky as soon as you finish. You are amazing! " Mettaton gushed.

Now it was Alphys turn to sigh.

"N-next t-t-time remind me to leave reattaching your legs for last!"

#fictober22 #undertale #mettaton #dramatic flourishes #alphys #death by glamour #robot having feelings #late to the party #will write for the prompts when i can though #echoes transcribed

[t0nixium]

Spamton is real I saw him once. I swear it was a gnome at first once I heard the trash cans getting knocked over, but I soon looked out my window and I saw him: eating old pizza grease covered napkins. He was angry when he saw me looking out the window. He started making a loud screeching sound all the houses started shaking and I was also crying and shaking it would stop until I threw a rock straight into his stupid skull that he finally shut up. I ran into my closet to hide for 30 hours straight until I knew the demon was gone.

So yes undertale is real we just have to think hard enough and they will all exist

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for the little bastard. Thank you for your service 🫡

#ask #spamton #deltarune #unreality

[delusional-mishaps]

in honour of today being my birthday, here's some headcanons how some of my boys would react to it being ur bday 😈😈😈 mostly self indulgent trash but!! That’s what thus blog is for 😋

Arbiter (Undertale Sans):

He sends u a link to a video that you’re lead to believe is some silly “happy birthday!” video he found for you but he totally rick rolls you

He’ll claim that since it’s ur bday you should get a lazy day so he’ll rent a movie old-style and make popcorn and that’s it that’s the day

“fine i guess we can go out and see everyone else if that’s what you really want to do,,,,”

He acts all reluctant but he’s been dropping hints about actually going out. The movie was a ruse!! He had to distract you while your friends set up a surprise party for you!

S ometime during your surprise party someone off-handledly mentions that Arbiter is the one who planned most/all of it

Give your skele a little thank you kiss <33 it’ll get him flushed and who wouldn’t want to see a cute blushing skeleton on their bday?

Toriel probably made u a cake but Arbiter is the one who told her what to make/how to make it. Or if u don’t like cake maybe she,??? Made u smth else??? Whatever it is, Arbiter told her to make it cuz he knows you like it 💀

Special birthday sleepover question mark? Absolutely.

Firefly (Underswap Sans):

“Hello my love I hope you have the best day ever today I love you Happy Birthday see you later” is what you wake up to

Then you’re spammed by Happy Birthday because he found out about the balloons that will appear on his screen when he texts that and he’s amazed

You don’t see him for a good few hours but he’ll text you every so often, wishing you happy birthday again every time, as well as telling you how much he loves you

It’s no surprise he arranged a surprise party for you. I mean, the party was a surprise but you knew him to be the type to do such a thing. Also, the fact it wasn’t much of a surprise cuz his brother accidentally spilled the beans a week in advance. You still didn’t expect how extravagant he made the party.

Breathtaking!!1!! It’s like every teen girl’s dream 16th birthday. In other words, it’s massive and expensive. Why he had to rent out a whole restaurant you’ll never know. But boy it makes you feel special!

There’s a huge table with so many gifts and you think everyone you’ve ever met is somewhere within the building. Of course, he made a big deal out of something so silly, something so otherwise mundane.

He’ll say something cheesy about hoping to see the rest of your birthdays with you, watching you grow old and wrinkly and he reassured you he’d love you no matter how wrinkly you got because he loves you for you and not your looks <333

Sorry I’m feeling sappy rn I had to witnesses my friends displays of love. Anyway he loves you sososoososo much and at the end of the day he wants you to know that <33

Pandora (Outertale Papyrus):

He’ll be with you when you wake up holding a steaming tray with your favourite breakfast foods and/or drinks. He wants to make the most of the day, and the best way is with a nutritional yet yummy breakfast! C’mon now, eat up, you’ve got quite the day ahead of you!

Mf will SPOIL you. Like sugar baby level spoiled. You even GLANCE at anything and he’s getting it for you. He doesn’t care because, “TODAY IS YOUR DAY, MY LOVE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL AND LOOK YOUR BEST!”

He’s a sappy romantic what can I say. He’ll dress you up nice and pretty then take you to some fancy schmancy place just the two of you to enjoy together <33

Expensive restaurant he had to book months in advance? Yea he’s taking you there. Some little novelty shop that caught his eye? Well,,, only if you also want to take a look around,,,

He gets bashful asking for stuff on your birthday because isn’t it your day??? The day dedicated to you???

You’ll have to explain that your birthday isn’t really a holiday, or an extremely special day, it’s just the day you were born however many years ago and that no, you don’t need to treat me especially today, no that’s not how human customs work, no you don’t need to apologize. It’s sweet. He’s cute acting like a doting husband

He’ll still continue to spoil you throughout the day though. If you’re not against it, why not allow him to indulge you?

Of course, he whipped up a cake or other treats, the night before, fully decorated. Probably one of the best things you’ve ever tasted in your entire life. Ever.

Delusion (Error):

“no i dont get your silly little human rituals. no i dont care to partake in them. leave me alone.”

Ok Mr. Grumpy,,, jk he just woke up call him again in like an hour and he’ll pop over to see you. As long as whatever party you were talking about doesn’t have too many people squints at you

In all honesty, he knew about your birthday far in advance and had something special he made for you hidden away for so long so he could give it to you on your special day <33

You can use your imagination for what it was. A personalized gift from them to you. As long as you like it, he’s happy :O) <33

He’d prefer if the day were just spent with you two, but if you have plans, or your friends set something up—well, he can’t really make you not go. He’ll accompany you but will mostly keep his distance from others. They don’t want to crash or get over-stimmed on your birthday. They don’t want you worrying over them. :O)

He’s kinda a sap too. Tbh everyone is but Del especially. He likes to remind you throughout the day that he loves you a lot and that you mean worlds to him. And he admits that sometimes he feels guilty about his phobia and you end up having to comfort him but... What better gift than someone usually so guarded being vulnerable for once, right? It’s kinda cute and sappy and maybe a little bit cheesy but that’s all I know sorry 😋

#i had this to queue at 12:30 pm today but im awake rn so here u hooligans go #jester writes #undertale x reader #undertale scenarios #undertale aus #undertale sans x reader #underswap x reader #underswap sans x reader #underswap #underswap sans #outertale papyrus x reader #outertale x reader #outertale #outertale papyrus #error sans #error #error sans x reader #error x reader #sans x reader #papyrus x reader

[shutupandplayasong]

Cobra Kai headcanons

Not x reader. Just general headcanons I have for the main characters. Will probably do a part 2 for the adults and side characters

Tw for quite a bit of swearing.

Miguel:

The cursed child craves raisin cookies

Like. He just? Eats them? For fun???

This boy gets lost taking the trash out.

His sense of direction is so bad it makes his GPS cry

Kicks ass at arcade games like pinball or pacman

Could fall asleep in the bed of a moving truck he doesn't care. When he's tired, he. is. tired.

Eli:

Im splitting up Eli and Hawk so this might end up janky oops

I feel like he'd have an emotional support dog? Especially before he joined CK

I'm picturing a doofy lil corgi. Probably named Nemo or Yoshi or something cute like that

When he was a kid he'd BEG his mom for a little sister. He's still lowkey disappointed he never got one.

His most "embarrassing" secret? He wants to see snow.

He was born and raised in California so he's never seen snow in real life and he desperately wants to. Straight up dreams of it

It'd be like one of those viral husky videos where he's sitting in the middle of a blizzard, caked in ice and when you ask if he wants to come inside he'd just be like "nah"

He'd never admit it though. He thinks it sounds childish.

Hawk:

He obviously talks a big game and acts tough but if there's one thing that'll make him scream like a little girl it's gonna be rats

Like just the word "rat" makes him gag

Paints his nails. He's actually pretty good at it

For sure tried "guy liner" once but Johnny told him it wasn't badass :/

The most agro backseat driver but if you pull that shit with him he'll cry

Demetri:

Secret brony

Definitely had a FNAF phase

Oh and Undertale

Very big into ARGs. Like the Mandela Catalogue or Daisy Brown

LOVES those low-budget, made-for-TV Sci-fi movies.

Forget camp. This boy wants garbage.

Can't drive for shit

You're telling me Demetri went to the Halloween dance in a serious costume?

Blasphemy.

He is too lanky and too ironic to not go as Mr. Noodle or something stupid like that

The neediest, whiniest, most annoying patient when he is sick/injured. He takes full advantage.

He pinches his finger in a drawer and he's not lifting a hand the rest of the day. You pick up the remote.

Gives me "weird double jointed kid" vibes

"Hey did I show you I can flip my foot backwards?"

"Yes. 37 times."

"Well lemme show you again just in case"

Robby:

Also paints his nails but does a much messier job of it

Left handed

I feel like he has a knack for learning new languages

Can turn anything into a 5 star meal

Give him cheerios, clamato juice and a single banana and he'll make it work.

Unlike Miguel and Demetri, this boy never gets lost and is the calmest, safest driver you could travel with

Why do I have driving headcanons for everyone wtf

Very good at board games

OH HE FOR SURE HAD A MAGICIAN PHASE

Sam:

You wouldn't guess it but she can kick anyone's ass at any videogame

Likes cosplay

Idk I just feel like her character is a lot dorkier than the show portrays?

Very wimpy driver. She just let's everyone cut her off and she'll apologize?

Theater kid energy

The biggest horsegirl

Tory:

She's a reformed horsegirl, thank you very much 😒

Definitely listens to Twenty One Pilots. You decide if that's a good or bad thing.

Look me in the eyes and tell me she wasn't into that whole Jeff The Killer/creepypasta craze

Straight up making creepypasta roleplay quizzes on Quotev

Is the one cutting people off on the road

Very much into soap operas. She watches them with her mom :)

She also watches cartoons with her little brother or plays pretend with him when her schedule allows it

Wants to move to Europe when she's an adult. I'm thinking Italy or Spain?

Aisha:

Ultimate plant mom

She gives me "Christmas is my favorite holiday" vibes but like. Tastefully.

Will nag her friends to drink water and go to bed on time but can not and will not take her own advice

Obligatory mini-van friend.

Best driver, just behind Robby.

I'm so mad she and Demetri didn't have any screen time together. I just know they'd be best friends.

Oh and Moon. I feel like they'd bond over journaling and crystals and stuff

Oh what I'd give for a spin off show about Demetri, Aisha and Moon.

Demetri, the pessimistic geek on one end of the spectrum. Moon, the wholesome, patient, optimistic hippie on the other end. And Aisha right in the middle. I don't know how it works but it just does for me.

Back on track. She has her own Etsy jewelry shop

Likes to feed stray cats <3

#cobra kai #cobra kai headcanons #miguel diaz #eli moskowitz #hawk moskowitz #demetri cobra kai #demetri alexopoulos #robby keene #robby lawrence #sam larusso #samantha larusso #tory nichols #aisha robinson #a vck original

[salamencerobot]

All deltarune reactions and spoilers for chapter 2 under the cut! After I post this if I have any extra reactions they will be tagged deltarune and deltarune spoilers, so feel free to block those tags!

Ok so 1 fuck toby fox where the FUCK IS THE HEART also I swear someone called that the knife was gonna be used for pie eating. Also how did I not sleep in MORE from that, I should have gone into a food coma

Hiiii susieeee nice to see you!! Wanna go exploring again?!

JDHHDHSD JESUS CHRIST DONT JUMP SCARE ME LIKE THAT I'm glad I can see your eyes still, that's a good thing to keep.

FUCKIN WAIT UP AHHH

it's gonna open to nothing isn't it. We wait what, a year? For just a cliffhanger? That'd be hilarious

HOLY SHIT LYNXGRIFFIN CALLED NOELLE JOINING US THE FUCKING READ OF A LIFETIME

.. ok both of these answers suck. Do I go with be gay do crime or do I go with the love triangle answer. Also damnit no noelle joining us.

SHE LOVES YOU YOU STUPID BUTCH DINOSAUR

Goddamnit.

Ok VERY COOL TRANSITION SCENE.

RALSEI!!

God the pixel art is very well done. Good animations.

"enemies you spare will be recruited to our town" god could you imagine if deltarune ended up being a town building game? Funniest shit.

GOD WHAT IF IT TURNED INTO LIKE POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEONS?? ID FLIP SHIT DBDGGD

Very cute rooms

Aw we gotta leave? Sadge

Fiiine school project time.

OH SHIT LYNXGRIFFIN CALLED THE DARKROOMS BEING ALL OVER TOWN!! GODDAMN!!

WAIT DID NOELLE GO DOWN THERE?! OH NO

Oooh gween!!

NOELLE!!

Ohhh what the FUCK is that bullshit Nuh uh I'm not being no puppet what the fuucck

Oh thank god you're here ralsei

...are all of the dances based off of charlie brown? Cause I recognize ralsei's, but can't figure out the rest

Mk so in the second part of the story we fight across a long area where we are taunted by our enemy only for the platform we're on to run out of room and dump us in the trash. Again, Undertale parallels here. Wheres mad dummy

Oh Susie is REAL touch starved huh

Oh ffs I wanted Susie time.

Oh fuck yeah Noelle team time- ah. You're really gay huh.

I'm at the meetup scene and GOD I'm glad that alphys and Undyne got most of the pining done off-screen fhdhhdhdh JUST KISS ALREADY DAMNCCHN

Oh good job not getting caught ralsei

Oh dear he's not liking the digital dark world huh.

SUSIE DONT EGG THE FUCKER ON WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOREVER IF HE DOES THE PUZZLES

YOOO FUR BOY WITH THE FULL SUIT LETS GOO we're ignoring birdboy YOOOO RALSEI POP OFFFF

Mmmh I hate birdboy. Also rip lancer.

Hm... Yeah aight Noelle I get your crush, Susie has the buff rescuer aesthetic.

Oooh shit the dream lie backfired hdhdhdh

AWW NOELLE NO SHE WUVS YOU

Oh that's fucking soft. You gave her a fucking pencil and she just said "aight yeah she's safe"

JDHDGDH THE BACKFIRE OF A FUCKING LIFETIME. God imagine if the screen had been bigger, and Susie looked over, saw the ferris wheel, and just knocked Noelle out so she didn't have to deal with that.

Jdhdh

Awkward fucking teens

AWW NOELLE!!! THAT'S SO SWEEEET!!!

Aight imma need a poster of these two to go next to my alphyne one.

AWW WAGGING TAIL? FUCK THATS CUTE

...

...

...

Aight I'm killing bird bitch. Gonna have fucking turducken.

'oh the good part of the dream is over' AYYYY

Oh please don't try to confess bird bitch... Please..

Oh thats even funnier. Jdhdhdhd THEYRE LESBIANS HAROLD

YEAH CHOKE HIS BITCH ASS OUT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! DELETE HIM!!

Rip ralsei.

Aight I think this is the final fight so I stocked up on cd bytes.

..oh what the fuck did she do to Noelle.

GET HER ASS SUSIE!!!

...?

Ah. Yeah that... That would be an issue huh.

Hey I noticed the robot but you are a narcissistic bitch I assumed it was a giant statue

I've learned from Steven universe that non-human lesbians can always save the world. Let's do this.

Oh god what are these dumbasses doing. This better be fucking sick.

Oh that is just a clusterfuck huh. I'm glad they didn't try to make it look cohesive it's just a fucking mess I love it.

Wait holy shit she's mettaton mixed with white diamond what the shit?m

WAIT SHES REALLY WHITE DIAMOND WITH THE MIND CONTROL AND EVERYTHING

Ok I'm loving the old super punch out style of fighting it's really fun but I also suck at it.

8-bits fuck off

oh please dont--THANK YOU RALSEI

Ooh it's so important it gets a Capital Letter

HOLY SHIT THE EYE PATTERNS FROM CHAP 1. also I get the moral lesson you gotta balance fiction and reality

I swear to god if Susie kisses her cause Noelle will think it's fake when she wakes up I'm gonna throw hands.

Thank GOD.

Mk fountain time.

HEY SUSIE WHAT THE FUCK DONT SLAP ME

Hm. I like how it encourages you to go to your town, it give it a nice calm wind-down from the adventure.

JFHSHDHD SUSIE YOU EAT CHALK WHAT DO YOU THINK SHES TALKING ABOUT YOU HOOLIGAN??

..why is Susie looking up?

...that is just unessecary. Ow. Out the window, really!

JFHSHDHD MOM SWORE

... why did nobody check on kris for that time? That's just sad

I can't really enjoy chilling with Susie, I just feel sad that nobody checked up on kris.

Aaand she's out.

And then I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Kris can have. "did... Did I do that?"

OH AGAIN? REALLY??

Oh that's really not good. Uh. Uh oh. That's a Problem. I'm sudden-NO!! FUCK OFF FLOWEY YOU BETTER STAY BACK IN UNDERTALE YOU FUCKER!!!!

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.

..was that speech I heard at the end of the credits song?

WAIT SEVEN CHAPTERS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ONLY 5?? ooh we getting dlc after the 3-5 pack drops

#deltarune

[aus-from-undertale]

Heeeeeey crazy heart here don't mind me :3

About the blog

Ok so, I've been an Undertale fan for a couple of years but just recently I found out about thr concept of ✨AUs✨

Yeah I know I'm late geez :/

While researching bit by bit and slowly reading the AUs, i started to list them (a hobby of mine) with my thoughts, descriptions and links for the chapters if I wished to read again.

I realized that there wasn't really a blog who would do that for me, so i thought I should do it myself.

Anyway, this blog is intended for those who want to discover new stuff to read or those who are newcomers to the ✨AUs✨

About the Research Process

I usually check the descriptions of fandubs and fanarts about the multiverse.

Also who some AU accounts follow or just my inbox with you guys asks :)💕

If I can find the author i search for the tags about the Au. That normally works.

If I'm lucky =/

About the AUs

I read a lot of them but not NEARLY all of them. So imma be posting all I have discovered and thought it was funny or interesting enough to post :)

But. If there's an AU you are looking for and i didn't post it here, i would be thankful if you could dm me about it. Especially if you're giving me the chapter link or the authors link at least 👉👈💕😩

About us

Well, it's not really any incredible info, just wanted to explain the dynamics of the two mods that rules this damn kingdom:

The useless cat (they/them)- finds new stuff for the other mod and proofreads almost everything that's is being posted.

The crazy heart (she/her) - sorts out all the Undertale trash to find the gold, has fun reading new stuff and just write her thoughts.

Basically, the one who writes everything is the Crazy heart (me) while the Useless cat supports with literally all the rest 💕

Oh sometimes I do some dumb drawings don't mind me 👍

#about me #heya #aus from undertale #good morning #important #dm me #idk what else to say #hmm #bye? #undertale aus #repost #undertale #undertale au #idk what to tag :( #fanart #what do i put on tags aaaa #unrelated

[professional-benaddict]

could u maybe do adhd little peter ? like how his daddies deal with his fidgeting and stimming and rambling 🥺🥺

Daddies Tony and Stephen, +18 Little Peter, ADHD, cleaning days, a bit of moping at first and then fluff c:

Clean up his room, clean up his room, clean up his room. Yes, if only he could.

In his room, Peter is laying on his bed, on his tummy with his arms dangling down to the floor. The fuzzy carpet he has on the floor feels good against his fingertips, and so Peter keeps swaying his arms back and forth, testing out how the carpet feels on his fingertips, then on the back of his finger and so on. There’s plenty of options to expore.

It’s Sunday, which means it’s cleaning day, which makes Sunday one of Peter’s least favourite days. The Daddies are at it, and have been ever since they ate family breakfast together. It sounds like they are washing the bathrooms now. While they clean the house, Peter has to clean his own room. That includes putting his toys in the right place, putting away laundry, throwing out his paper trash and giving his duvet and pillows a good shake outside to dust them off.

If only, if only...

“Peter? How’s it going in here?�� Stephen asks, stepping into the room.

On the bed, Peter looks up at his Daddy, freezing with dread. If only Daddy could understand how hard this is for him.

“Not so good.” Peter admits, looking down at the floor again before he rolls onto his back and gets up. He’s looking for one of his fidgeting items, and today he settles on a spinner. He relaxes a bit after spinning one time, feeling the steady vibration in his fingers from the force of the spinner spinning.

“Hmm, I know it isn’t easy. But, we gotta get started, bud.” Stephen says, but then adds. “I’ll put some music on for you.”

Hearing the familiar tunes of the ‘Undertale’ soundtrack, Peter perks up a bit where he’s still sat with his spinner. The music grounds him in an instant, and thanks to the steady rhythms and uplifting sounds, the boy gets up again.

“Okay, that’s a lot better. Now, should we start with a colour? Or maybe texture?”

“Hmm, soft ones!” Peter decides, pointing at the stuffies he has in one corner from where he was playing the day before.

“Okay, go get them! Then we’ll do your duvet and pillows next.”

Once done with the stuffies, Peter puts his spinner on his desk to grab his pillows while his Daddy takes his duvet. The boy even pretends to run into the wall on their way to the veranda, so that he can make his Daddy laugh. Out on the veranda, they meet Tony who’s dusting off their own bedding.

“Hey, look at you! Well done, Peter.” Tony praises, giving Peter a kiss on his cheek. “Shaking off all those bed bugs, huh? Give ‘em a good shake!” He encourages.

Peter shakes his pillows as hard as he can, all the while grinning and laughing. Maybe Sundays aren’t so bad after all.

“Daddy, let’s do green toys next! Cause then the T-Rex and all my alligators go in the box.” Peter says, forgetting about the pillows and rushes back to his room. “And then, we can do yellow, cause then it’s the lions and my yellow teacups. And then, pink and Barbies! Daddy, come on!”

Chuckling fondly, Stephen goes to follow Peter, and in his room he finds the boy dashing back and forth in the room to put away his toys systematically by colour. One of the boss fight songs is now playing over the speakers, and Peter is moving along to the rhythm as he cleans up.

“Having fun, baby?” Stephen asks, handing Peter the next item, which is a yellow duckie.

The boy nods with a hum, and puts away the duckie dutifully, then moves onto the pink toys.

“You do blue ones, Daddy.” Peter instructs.

“You got it, bud!” Stephen salutes and picks up a blue shark. “I think we’ve all earned ice cream after this. What do you think?”

“Yes!” Peter cheers.

“Cause I know this gets hard for you, Peter. And that’s okay, cause we are here to help, so all you have to do is ask. We’ll love you no matter what, okay?”

“Daddy, shh! I’m cleaning.” Peter shushes, making his Daddy chuckle. “I like cleaning, Daddy.” He states, humming along to the music and skips to grab the next toy on his list.

#my prompts #little!peter #daddy!tony #daddy!stephen #starker #starkerstrange #ironstrange #spiderstrange #tony stark x peter parker #tony stark x stephen strange #peter parker x stephen strange #ask

[cottoncandyreaper]

((I don't think I went through and did edits for this section...sorry in advanced 😂 second part of Undertale story))

He always claimed there was nothing left but I didn't believe him for one second! Settling at the bottom with the doors opening to darkness I stepped out without another thought so use to the sight but the slight whimpering from the elevator said not many people cared for the dark and stopped me in my advancement.

"Guys, I promise nothing is going to jump out and get you. I've done this so many times and it's always fine. Look, maybe this will help."

It didn't illuminate far but just enough as magic flooded my eyes and a simple bone appeared in my hand. It was probably the coolest glow stick around.

"Plus this thing can do damage too! So it's light and defense!"

One hit point of damage but they didn't need to know that part; Nicole stepped out first taking my empty hand and squeezed while waving the others out.

"Come on, the sooner we start walking the faster we get out of this place."

"Yeah, there's another elevator that takes us up and then out to hot land!"

Kloey had to tug Macie along linking hands and forming a human chain.

"F-fine...but make this a fast walk!"

Knowing that Macie was scared of something almost seemed like a useful weapon at school if she ever caused more issues and I was happy to use black mail if needed. With a slight pull we started on as I held the purple glowing bone out away from me lighting up the floor and some ahead of us; papers scattered everywhere and some trash but nothing to dramatic. I waved the bone around the sides showing off that there were just boxes and nothing more even in the direction of places I wanted to explore there wasn't much at all...one super big box but I couldn't open that even if I tried.

"Whats all in these boxes anyway Winny?"

Kloey spoke softly so not to startle anyone as we had mainly walked in the quiet.

"Parts, scraps of ther projects and unneeded tools. Alphys comes down here if she really needs something and knows it's been packed away but other then her most of these will probably go to waste."

"Why not give them to the humans?"

"Because we got these from a human. There's a big trash dump somewhere and that's where all of these were scavenged from."

"Oh...so humans were, dumping into the mountain for a long time."

"Yeah sadly."

She stopped there letting the silence join our company again for a bit more until we all screamed when Macie screamed so blood curdling I thought she was hurt.

"Something touched my leg! Oh my god something touched my leg!"

She ran around releasing her hold on Kloey to hide behind me grabbing my shoulders and shaking me.

"Kill it!"

"Macie stop!"

I hurt her elbowing into her ribs but it was the furthest issue from my mind as I turned and glared.

"Will you relax!? There is nothing here that can hurt you! It was probably just a piece of paper fluttering up from us walking and creating a breeze!"

"N-no!"

She was actually on the verge of tears shaking like a leaf when Kloey came around and held her.

"T-there were fingers! I f-felt at least two fingers brush my ankle!"

"There is literally no possible-"

"👇📫♒♏⚪◽📬📬📬"

((H-help...))

The girls screamed again but I panicked, wingdings, I knew them well given the fact that it was the only other language I knew and the only language Daddy and Uncle Papy knew besides English. He taught me that it was our family's language and I loved that I knew it. To the human hear it probably sounded like jumbled up backwards talking but to me it sounded like...home.

"🕈☟⚐ ✋💧 ❄☟☜☼☜?"

((Who is there?))

"Winny...w-what are you doing!? H-how do you know that it's staying!?"

Macie grabbed my arm shaking me but I yanked free as Nicole answered for me as I stepped away slowly towards the voice.

"You guys don't talk to her as much as I do or have...Winny's first language isn't English obviously since she's a monster kid. It's Wingdings."

"Wingdings?"

At least Kloey was calm as Nicole contiuned.

"Its just a language for her, her Dad and Uncle. From what she's told me no one else knows it."

No one else was suppose to know it so that's why hearing it here in the lab was just as terrifying. Did Daddy find out and come to cut us off and get hurt? But that...voice didn't sound like his. It was deeper and in pain or just so low on magic it hurt.

"👍✌☠ ✡⚐🕆 ✌☠💧🕈☜☼ 💣☜✍"

((Can you answer me?))

"✡📫✡☜💧"

((Y-yes))

I could feel coldness sliding up my back like a hand aiming for my neck as I released the bone letting it float further ahead illuminating close to the ground and finding someone I never knew, never saw even amongest the other monsters and I wondered if Daddy or Uncle Pap knew him. I thought they were also the only skeleton monsters around yet the ones laying on the floor on his back looking like he got ran over by a truck. His skull had cracks in it that seemed old so at least they weren't something to worry about. There were holes in his hands that layed limp on the ground scuffed up slightly from where he had fallen and dirt all over his clothes. He was a mess but he was alive who ever it was.

"✡📫✡⚐🕆 ✌☼☜📬📬📬☟🕆💣✌☠"

((Y-you are...human))

"☟✌☹☞ ☟🕆💣✌☠ 👌🕆❄ ✡☜💧📬 ✋💣 ☝⚐✋☠☝ ❄⚐ ☟☜☹🏱 ✡⚐🕆 ⚐😐✌✡✍"

((Half human but yes. I'm going to help you okay?))

He looked so weak and I think I saw just a bit of annoyance in his eye sockets as they looked me over but he was definitely not in a position to deny any help regardless.

"Winny..."

Nicole stepped closer laying her hand on my shoulder as she knelt down at my side.

"Sorry but, can you really help him?"

"Yeah I can...I have too. Sorry guys, tour is cut off early either way it seems."

I could hear Macie grumble as Kloey only nodded as I turned my attention back to the skeleton who's breaths came out as pained groans. Hovering my hands over his chest not knowing fully where he was actually hurt a soft green glow emitted slowly whisping around my skin and floated down into his shirt towards the bones hidden behind it.

"Whats that? Is that...your magic?"

Macie came towards me slowly probably wanting to be closer to the light it gave off yet still far enough from the unknown monster so it couldn't touch her.

"Its healing magic that Uncle Pap taught me. He's alot better at using it though so what ever I'm able to do can probably only be enough to make him more conscious."

His head rolled to look at me more directly from the corner of my eye as I looked up to Nicole with slight frown.

"I guess you should have stolen your mom's phone after all for this adventure."

"Yeah...but hey, at least we can all help carry him out if he can't walk."

I was glad Nicole was so nice and was a human that would prefer to befriend all the monsters then be scared or disgusted by them unlike some other people I knew.

"🏱🚩✌🏱🚩📬📬📬👎⚐ ✡⚐🕆 💣☜✌☠📪 🏱🚩✌🚩🏱✡☼🕆💧✍."

((Pap...do you mean Papyrus?))

I met his eye sockets with a small smile and nod.

"☟☜ ✋💧 💣✡ 🕆☠👍☹☜📬 👎⚐ ✡⚐🕆 😐☠⚐🕈 ☟✋💣✍"

((He is my uncle. Do you know him?))

His sockets widened noticeably enough as it seemed he was finally looking at me for real, his once fuzzy and unfocused eye lights steady.

"☟☜ ✋💧 💣✡ 💧⚐☠"

((He is my son))

"What?..."

I couldn't even answer back in wingdings feeling his words jump around my head with how for sure he just spoke them. Neither of them ever talked about their parents; I asked Daddy alot when I was younger if I had any grandparent's even and now that I thought on all the interacts he always seemed sad or confused. Like he tried to remember fully but he just...wasn't able too. And he seemed so quick to contiune adding on to the shock some more.

"Papyrus...and Sans...they are my sons...I haven't seen them for, a very long time I think."

"You think?"

He groaned getting the strength suddenly to move wanting to sit up as I stopped the magic and helped him to move till he could lean back against some boxes.

"You may not know much about healing magic...but it's stronger then you think..."

"So it's...helping?"

"Yes...thank you."

I was relieved that I was doing enough to help him and knew I could focus on the new information that still wasn't fully connecting.

"So you're their Dad...they never, talked about you..."

He hummed softly closing his sockets leaning his head back flexing his phalanges and moving his legs around like he was testing their function. Kloey, Nicole and Macie all sat around and behind me like backup incase something happened even if they couldn't do anything even if it did.

"What is your name?"

"Tell me yours and I'll share mine."

He chuckled some opening one eye that swirled with purple magic similar to my own.

"I don't even have to check your soul to know you are Sans daughter...he was always one to be suspicious of others on first meeting...my name is W.D. Gaster...and yours?"

"Winny Font...and these are my friends Nicole, Kloey and Macie."

"Friends?"

He scanned them over probably checking them, his eye lights lingered on Macie probably seeing the fact that was defiantly not the type of soul to befriend someone like me.

"Interesting."

#undertale #sans #papyrus #wd gaster #friends? #writers on tumblr #grandpa #undertale story #exploring #underground

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Okay I Have a Title This Time You Ready? Hear Me Out: Shenani-wings (Badum-tish!)

Heard you hurt your back and legs while trying to make the pattern for that cool sounding 50s dress you were talking about (at least, I think that’s what “drafting the pattern” means; I sewed a pillow shut once, I’m sure you can tell), so I decided to post this. Hope it makes you feel a little better!

Guess who’s back? It’s me, Yours The Author, coming to you with another fanfiction and something of a request of my own. I’ll state my request here so you can make a decision before the story begins: I don’t have a Tumblr, but I do have a fanfiction.net account that I’m fairly active on. Only if it’s okay with you, I would like to ask permission to post this story and the previous one I submitted on my account, with credit to you for the characters and AUs, of course (if you have a title in mind for that first fic, I’d be more than willing to hear it, because otherwise it would take me a while to come up with one of my own). If you’d rather I didn’t, that’s perfectly fine! I’m more than satisfied being featured on your Tumblr, so I won’t fret if you say no. Anyway, the fanfiction. Yes.

I don’t know where chapter two of the main story will start—right where we ended the first? Sometime/distance later? Who knows? —but this scenario of shenanigans with wings (get it? Get it?) popped into my mind one morning as I was slowly preparing to get up for the day, and I’d like to give it a shot. Let me know what you think! It’s a little more comedic than my last one, but I guess I just tend to default to comedy sometimes; hope that’s okay!

Trigger Warning (if it can be called that): mild action, awkward socializing, and a blatant Looney Tunes reference.

***

Shenani-wings

It was awkwardly silent as Emmibee and Gaster stood in the elevator that went from New Home to The Core. Gaster had watched her quietly as she looked with awe at the Capital’s city scape around the corner from Asgore’s house, but now that they were in an enclosed space with nothing but the shiny buttons and each other to look at, he seemed very interested in those buttons.

“…Nice weather, huh?” She said. She then proceeded to stare intensely at the corner of the elevator as Gaster stared just as intensely at her.

“The weather is always the same. Also, technically, there is no weather. We’re under a mountain,” he replied.

“…Oh yeah.”

The awkwardness cut deeper.

Emmi practically leapt out of the elevator when the doors opened, Gaster following more calmly after her. She looked around, once again amazed by the world she had inserted herself into. She had played and watched play-throughs of Undertale enough times to know the basic colors of the world, but there was only so much detail that could be shown via Earthbound-style graphics.

The dark blue walls were polished enough to reflect her face when she stood a foot away, and when she reached out to touch the wall, she felt a warm, thrumming energy zing through her fingertips. The lighter blue floor was also shiny, but not slippery. The traction was great, (there was no need to worry about slipping and falling off a crosswalk and being erased from existence haha what?) and she could feel another energy, this one a bit colder, thrumming through her legs from the floor. It was bizarre and exhilarating and nerve-wracking all at once. Perhaps it was because she was technically a new SOUL, physically in the strange world she had come to love via a video game. She wanted to run, jump, fly—could she fly? She—

“If you’ve finished examining the wall, we should probably move along,” Gaster’s voice cut in impatiently.

Emmi blinked and gave an apologetic smile to the skeleton before making a “lead the way” gesture.

They continued through The Core, Gaster leading the way and keeping Emmi from wandering into the wrong rooms out of curiosity. Eventually they reached another elevator, this one leading to a path that was a gradient of blue to orange. They were approaching Hotland.

Emmi looked up and saw a tall building with a pair of glass doors leading into a room lit with a golden light. Gaster paused here. “There are people in here,” he said.

“I would hope so,” Emmi replied.

“I’d rather not deal with introducing you to everyone at the moment, so keep your head down.”

“What’s the magic word?” Gaster slowly turned and looked at her. Emmi stared back. They might have stood there for a while if Emmi hadn’t decided to let him win this round. “Please. The word was please,” she said quietly as she opened the doors and kept her eyes on the floor. Gaster followed after a second.

She would have loved to look at all lights and colors, architecture and people around her, but she was a woman of her word, so down her head stayed. Most of the monsters that were in the building must have been busy with their own thing, though, since no one seemed to call out to her or the doctor.

Then they were out of the building, and Emmi took the opportunity to whirl around and gaze up at the MTT Resort front. Like the Core, it was just like it was in the game, but also… more. The shiny gold letters above the doors glittered, as if there were lights hidden in the surface that twinkled. A humid breeze (?) rustled the bushes adorning the sides of the doors. She could hear chittering laughter coming from one of the alleys beside the building; Catty and Bratty, most likely.

Gaster cleared his throat (? Again?) and Emmi quickly snapped to attention and followed him away from the Resort, deep into Hotland. True to its name, it was hot. She wiped sweat from her forehead multiple times, and the hot steam puzzles didn’t help matters (turns out such puzzles are a lot harder to do when you can’t see all the launch platforms from above). Gaster wasn’t of much help either, but he sighed with what Emmi hoped was a bit of relief and a smidgen of pride when she landed on the other side of the final puzzle.

After wandering along the craggy orange paths for what felt like another half hour, they reached the Lab. “Air conditioning!” Emmi breathed.

Gaster glanced at her. “Only for less than a minute.”

“It’s all I need.” The doors opened, and Emmi sped walked into the cool air, taking deep, sighing breaths and smiling up at the ceiling.

“Dramatic,” Gaster muttered, shaking his head. From the corner of her eye, it looked like Gaster had a slightly amused smile on his teeth. Probably the best interaction she had had with him yet.

The first thing Emmi noticed about the Lab was how… clean everything was. There were no trash bins full of ramen noodle cups or crumpled up papers, no tables covered in anime figurines and more papers, and the big computer that she recalled Alphys using to monitor the player was gone. It almost looked empty without it all. Emmi thought to ask about it, but figured questions were probably better saved for once they reached Snowdin.

Once back outside the Lab, Gaster led her down a flight of stairs to the river. The stone floor changed from orange-y red to a deep blue, and the cooling sound of rushing water eased Emmi’s nerves in a way she hadn’t noticed she needed.

And there, as if they had been waiting for the two of them, was the Riverman (or River woman? It didn’t matter). “Tra la la. More than one new chapter is about to begin. Would you like to ride on my boat?”

“Hmm. Haven’t heard that one before,” Gaster said, more to himself than to Emmi, but he stepped onto the boat and sat on the seat directly behind the Riverperson. Emmi carefully sat opposite him, slinging off the back pack Asgore had given her and putting it under her seat. “Snowdin,” Gaster requested.

“Please,” Emmi finished, rolling her shoulders and arching her back a bit. Her wings (yes, she reminded herself for the twentieth time, she had wings now) weren’t super sensitive, but the pressure of having a relatively heavy backpack press into them for an hour felt… weird. Out of curiosity she tried to flutter her wings a bit. Nothing happened. It was like trying to tell you hand to move, the way you tell yourself what to have for breakfast: it just doesn’t work that way.

“Please and thank you. Magic words, indeed,” The Riverperson said. Suddenly, the boat rose above the surface of the water. Emmibee gasped in surprise and clung to the seat with her hands.

Gaster raised a bone brow at her. “I had assumed you knew that this happened sometimes,” he said. There was that barest trace of what Emmi could only hope was amusement.

“Seeing it happen is different from actually being there,” she explained, easing her grip.

“Tra la la. Look, it likes you.”

“What?” Emmi and Gaster turned to the front of the boat. The head of the boat was shaped like a dog/cat hybrid, and it seemed to have turned its head to smile at her. Emmi found herself rising to her feet and reaching towards it; to give it a head pat or hug, she wasn’t sure. “Aww…” she cooed. She was so focused on the doggy-kitty, she barely heard the fluttering sound behind her, like brand new sheets of cellophane flapping in the wind at high speed. She also didn’t notice Gaster looking over her shoulder with something akin to wonder.

“We are off,” The Riverperson said.

…Huh?

The boat jerked forward and bounded across the surface of the water. Emmi probably would have fallen back onto her seat under other circumstances, but the flapping sound stopped with a snap, and she looked behind her just in time to see her wings spread out like a sail before the sudden burst of air flowing by sent her flying back off of the boat. “AAAAAAA—!”

PING!

Something blue flashed in her vision and she felt a pair of hands scoop under her arms and pull her back to the boat. One second later, her face was in a warm fabric surface and there was a wheezing sound in her ear.

It was easy enough to put two and two together: her wings, acting on their own accord, went kite-mode and sent her airborne. Gaster had summoned magical hands to grab her before she went too far, and now she was in his arms. She couldn’t pinpoint what the wheezing sound was, though.

She peeked up at the skeleton and saw him staring down at her, both eyes glowing a mix of yellow and pink. The wheezing sound was coming from between his clenched teeth. Apparently, if you startled a skeleton enough, they’d start wheezing. They stared at each other for all of five seconds. Emmi broke the silence with the first thing that came to mind:

“Ehhh… What’s up, Doc?” Then she smacked her face back into Gaster’s chest to suppress her hysteric laughter.

“Tro lo lo,” the Riverperson laughed. Gaster did not seem to see the humor of the situation.

“DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!” He cried with what was so obviously worry and concern, Emmi was now wheezing herself, trying to stop laughing. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’D DO IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU?!”

Emmi sobered quickly at that. She looked up at him again. “What would you do?” she asked.

“…” Gaster opened his jaw, then shut it again, desperately trying to come up with something clever and witty and aloof. “…I don’t know,” he finally said. “Just… don’t do that again.”

“Okay. I’m sorry, Dr. Gaster,” Emmi replied, even though she technically hadn’t meant to do any of this.

“A bee in the hand is worth two bushes,” the Riverperson quipped.

“What does that even mean?” Gaster groaned.

“We’ve arrived. Tra la la, both of you.” The boat dropped like a rock onto the surface and Emmi yelped, clinging tightly to Gaster. She hadn’t noticed it had gotten colder until she was no longer about to fall off the boat, but looking out to the side, she saw a pretty layer of white snow covering the ground next to the river.

Gaster quickly stood, grabbed a strap of Emmi’s back pack, and got off the boat, crunching the snow underfoot. The boat got back up on its legs, turned around, and ran back the way it came.

Gaster and Emmi stood there for a few seconds. Or rather, Gaster stood. He had yet to put Emmi down, and as much Emmi would have liked to stay near his warm, beating SOUL, she knew he’d never forgive her if she let him walk into the town with her like this. “You can put me down now, doctor,” she said.

Gaster blinked and scrambled to put her down without actually throwing her tiny body onto the snow, shoving the backpack into her arms when he had accomplished this. He straightened his lab coat and cleared his throat. “Ahem. Yes. Well, my house is less than a minute away. You should probably put on your coat.”

Emma made to reach into her bag, then paused and shook her head. “I can handle it.”

“…What?”

“I can handle it for a bit. Let’s go.”

“There is literal ice on the ground.”

“I kind of like the cold.”

“Your wings could freeze off.”

“Then we should move quickly, huh?”

“…Fine.” Emmi grinned up at him, pleased she had claimed her first verbal victory. Gaster adjusted his glasses, then blinked again and forced his hands to his sides. His eyes were still glowing, though they were much more pink than yellow now. “Let’s go. We have much to discuss—”

“Um, doctor?”

“What is it?”

“Your eyes,” she gestured to his face. “You might want to—”

Gaster put his hand to his good eye and seemed to notice the pink light reflecting on his bones. He blushed and blinked rapidly until the light went away. Yep, Emmi thought. This is the man I’m going to care for along with his children for the rest of my life. So fine.

“Let’s go,” Gaster repeated, pointing down the path. “And… thank you, for… that.”

“You’re welcome, Dr. Gaster.”

***

I can’t help but feel I have a tendency to start the story way ahead of the action, which fills the beginning with unrelated details, but maybe that’s part of the charm? I wouldn’t know, I don’t get a lot of feedback these days on my stories. But anyway, yeah.

I imagine suddenly having wings, even if they’re technically nonfunctional (at this point), could present some… unique situations. Emmi’s wings flutter when she’s excited (and Gaster thinks it’s cute), so I imagine they might react to other emotions, such as sticking out when startled, drooping when sad, etc. (What’s that? Emmi’s wings are technically under her new shirt she got from Asgore? And therefore this scenario couldn’t happen? And also her wings might not be strong enough to lift her whole body like this? … Shhh…)

I don’t know if all people notice these things when looking around, but I always love to look at as much of the lights, colors, and architecture in a new place as possible: big cities and rolling valleys of trees especially. People are kind of just there, unless I’m at an anime convention; then people are put into that first group, too.

*Bites a carrot* Ehhh… What’s up, Doc? I have no idea if Emmibee would be the type to quip in a situation as sudden as the one seen here (clearly, I have been watching too much Real Time Fandub Games), but minds do weird things sometimes; something I’m all too familiar with myself. Why Looney Tunes? I don’t know, I couldn’t think of a better quote that mentions a doctor (wait, here’s one: I’m a doctor, not an escalator!) Also I like comedy. Sue me. (Please do not.)

I had to use a lot of maps of the Underground for this chapter. I kind of forgot about the steam puzzles and where each elevator went until after I saw it and I was like “Oh. Welp.” I’m not actually sure how you would solve the steam puzzles if you weren’t able to visually map out your every move. Gaster has probably done this five hundred times and knows the right way by heart (or soul, I guess), but Emmi has never seen the puzzle from this perspective, and I’d be very surprised if she had taken the time to memorize each puzzle in the game before going into the world. Even then, perspective can change a lot.

Skeleton Eye Glowing! Pink and yellow, based on the correlating emotions on Zarla’s eye color chart. Yellow usually means fear or stress (and is also Gaster’s natural color), and pink means surprise or embarrassment. Gaster becomes more embarrassed once he realizes he’s been holding Emmi like a teddy bee to himself for half a boat ride, and it takes a second for him to return to his stoic, cool-guy persona. He really does appreciate Emmi looking out for his dignity, though.

I actually loved writing the Riverperson more than I thought I would? They’re just so cryptic while also being straightforward, but in a way that I? Like? Get? And understand? It’s like they’re speaking in poetry while also screwing with their patrons, and I’m just down for that. I’m sure I don’t have to tell anyone, but the line “More than one chapter is about to begin” refers to the meta of the story’s literal next chapter beginning soon, as well as the chapter in the life of Emmi, the life of Gaster, the life of the boys, and the life of them all as a family. Also, “A bee in the hands is worth two bushes” is a play on “an apple in the hand is worth two bushes” (See Veggietales: Larry Boy and the Bad Apple [which I don’t own]), which is a play on the actual phrase “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. Technically, this phrase means “you should be content with what you have instead of losing it all to get more”, but I’ve always read it as “a small amount of something hard to get brings more joy than a lot of somethings you could see any day of the week.“ In this instance in the story, the Riverperson is referring to the latter, and is also just commenting on how rare it is for Gaster to be holding any person, and especially a special bee that got to him through special means.

Emmibee’s favorite part of the Underground is Snowdin, “no contest”. I would assume this is not only for aesthetic reasons (who can resist a snow-covered Gyftmas village?) but also for preference reasons. Emmibee was very immediate in her response to where in the Underground she wanted to live (Snowdin), which may have been so she’d be near Gaster, but I think it would make sense if she preferred snowier places anyway. Hence, she appreciates brisk, cooler temperatures to warmer ones, though a balance is always important. Freezing cold for a short amount of time could be exhilarating. Would her wings freeze off? Dragonflies survive the winter through some means, why can’t a bee monster? (Also, the whole monster thing; weather may not be as applicable to wing safety.)

Anyway, I think that’s all of the after thoughts I have. Thank you for reading all the way to the bottom! Maybe one day I’ll write another story for this AU. It’s a lot of fun! The AU, I mean. And also writing for the AU. Anyway, I’ll see you around. Until then!

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okay #1: this is ADORABLE AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

#2: it does make me feel better!!

#3: You’re correct in that “drafting a pattern” means making one! I’m using vintage drafting instructions for a vintage dress pattern, which is very exciting.

#4: I wouldn’t mind at all if you posted your stories, as long as you link them back to my and Zarla’s blogs! I would prefer if you posted on AO3, but since you’re already active on FF that’s just fine too. Send me the link when you post them and I’ll give you a promo!

#5: As far as names go, ah.... I’m no good at names either, honestly. It depends on what you want to emphasize in the story. What do you consider the crux of that particular chapter? Seeing Emma, her relationship with her father, Wings’ conversation with ZD or his mother? Maybe family relationships in general? That might be a good angle since that was the majority of the story. 

#6: This particular chapter is such an interesting take on the next leg of the story! You really captured Emmi’s excitement in being in the Underground for the first time, as well as her gentle teasing but caring attitude toward Gaster. “Yep, I’m gonna have this man’s babies.” OKAY NOT REALLY WHAT SHE SAID BUT THAT ENERGY THO

#7: I dont like to stomp on headcanons so I won’t address most of them, but I do want to comment on Emmi’s favorite place in the underground being Snowdin since that directly relates to me: My favorite place is Snowdin because it’s the only place in the Underground that truly feels like home. I actually hate the cold, haha. But the fact that the skelebros/Gaster live there, the music is lovely, and there’s Grillby’s and the librarby and gentle furry folk, it really speaks to my small-town-girl heart. Emmi’s main reason for requesting to go to Snowdin is definitely because of Gaster, but it’s a special place to me because it feels like home.

#8: The comedy is great, the fluff is great, I’m just. I love this and I love you and you do great work

#fanfic #OBMPfanfic #yourstheauthor #i feel warm fuzzies #thank you so much #submission

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PSA on Female Muses

I can’t believe in this day and age, in our year of 2020, I gotta be coming up and making a PSA cause people are so fuckin childish and immature, they still act like they’re in the playground during break time at primary school. 

The fact we still have people, thinking it’s perfectly okay to send hate to people just because they write female muses is deplorable. How is this still a thing? Like you must have no functioning brain-cells if you even deem these actions appropriate. What makes you think it’s perfectly okay to berate and hate upon a female muse?

I’ve been here 2 months and I am disappointed but not surprised at the fact this bullshit is happening. And some of you are probably thinking, ‘you’ve only been here 2 months. You can’t say shit about this RPC’. Boy howdy do I have fuckin news for you! Does it look like I care about that? I’ve been Rping on Tumblr for almost 9 years now. I’ve been in many fandoms and experienced and seen an awful lot of RPC bullshittery from many different fandoms. Fandoms that include TF2, Marvel, DC, Undertale/Delta, Avas Demon, The Arcana, Splatoon and now DBH is added to that list of fandoms I’ve seen bullshit about female muses within it. I’ve seen it guys and I’m tired of petty dumb bullshit.

People hate on female muses on every little thing! They’re a 1000 year old shape shifting dragon with only one way to be killed and can breath four different kinds of elemental breath at once? Too OP shouldn’t be a thing! Is a simple human and is running a Café? Too bland not interesting! Soft and gentle. Nope you just want pity and have them be damsel in distress! Strong and doesn’t take shit? She’s a bitch! Lets even go and say they’re sexual? Oh what a whore they just want to smut! And if they aren’t interested in sex? Just a fuckin prude! 

And you know what gets me. If these where male muses with any of these characteristics? No one would care or bat an eye.They wouldn’t judge! Cause there is a clear misogynistic stigma against interacting with female muses it seems. That no matter what a female muse will always be bad. No matter what you do, there always seems to be some fuckin issue with them and that’s a God damn problem.

And okay, right now I’m not writing a female muse. But I’ve written plenty in the past and I have experienced this. My female muses would always be overshadowed by male muses unless it was a new fandom and everyone wanted to interact with everyone, but once things died down? The drop in interactions with female muses was seen an awful lot. So I can assure, I do notice that my male muses, even the ocs always had more interactions than any female muse I had. 

So now you’re probably thinking ‘That’s not that bad you got interactions on female muses’. Yeah. I did, but it was a lot harder to get said interactions because I’d be overlooked for simply writing a female muse. Every female muse I have written has always been overlooked compared to any of my male muses. It happened back when I had a multi and was getting back into things. All my male muses where deemed more interesting than the female muses. How fucked is that now? 

And this is still going on. I’ve been here 9 years and this is still going on. The fact there’s members of this RPC who send hate to someone over a female muse. A person who also is most likely says they love and adore female muses but in reality couldn’t give a single fuck about them! You’re not wanted within this RPC. You think this behaviour is fine? Fuck right off. You’re an adult, act you’re god fuckin age not your mcfuckin shoe size you disgrace. 

So, fuck right off my blog if you think this is okay. Unfollow, softblock, hardblock. I don’t care.I don’t want someone who thinks this shit is okay. I follow someone and I learn they do this shit? Guess what? I’ll drop their ass without warning and block cause I don’t need trash in my life. I don’t need people who spit on female muses for the slightest thing but wouldn’t do the same to male for the sole fact that they’re male and/or fetishizing gay relationships.

Besides. If you can’t say shit without hiding behind a face to mask yourself? Then don’t say it cause you’re nothing but a coward who thinks they’re hot shit for making someone feel bad for simply trying to enjoy themselves. Fuck off. Like I said, you’re not wanted here and never will be if you think this behaviour is okay.

And that’s the tea folks. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 

#; the gremlin surviving on pure spite and caffeine (ooc) #; new regulations have been announced (psa) #((you know what i honestly do not care #reblog this #spread it so people see it! #idc #maybe it'll educate some dumb ass bitch who thinks this shit is okay)) #((im also not putting it under a read more :) #nor tag with long post to hide #because this shit needs to be seen #and heard cause fuck people))