That awkward moment when you accidentally call your villain "mom" during a fight, and your siblings start roasting you on the comm while fighting their villains. And you try to play it cool like it's a mistake and you tell your family to shut up.
But then your villain calls you "Junior" and refuses to fight you anymore and tell her girlfriend to stop fighting your family (the other vigilants of this city). And all of a sudden YOU are the one running away from her, and your family suddenly start asking questions you don't want to answer.😭😭
And you call your BF for a quick pick up, but your family catch you before you can skip town, fake your death and move to the Caribbean.
Also that awkward moment when you have to tell your family about that time you maybe got kidnapped by a villain and slightly turtured. And you were mildly brainwashed, nothing serious, to think you're his kid.
And then this very awkward silence when you admit that yes, you were a baby stalker, and your obssesion with some vigilants only got harder after they rescued you (vigilants that are now your dad and older brother, may I add? Also said brother tried to kill you at least twice before, but it's water under the bridge).
And THEN they have the audacity to look at you like you're some victim! Honestly, some people. It was almost a decade ago. Get over it. Some people, you know?
Anyway, any advices on how to make them stop worried?
Also, is it weird if I don't know if I want to meet that villain? ("Not mom").
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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Imagine being Joey and having to see your dad flirt.
As if watching your parent flirt isn't uncomfortable enough. That suave sob is flirting with one of your best friends! And these assholes are hitting it off!
You are gonna have to tell your mom! Yes, they've been divorced for over a decade, but you are well aware that your slightly (very) psychotic mother still considers Slade her property. In her eyes, he isn't allowed to move on.
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Some actors you just love watching act in love. Miles Teller and Cole Sprouse are two of those actors for me.
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Typical trash talk
Yugi: Hello Kaiba. How goes lobbying to be able to marry a trading card?
Seto: You know I'm trying to marry all 3 Blue-eyes. Oddly it's the polygamy aspect that the judges are hung up on. How goes trying to marry a man who lives in your head?
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That awkward moment when you forget that your book has arsonic in it and you pick it up to show it to your bf and you realize that you are not suppose to touch it because arsonic, and then you go to wash your hands so you don't die and you put your hands on face and start chewing on your nails, realizing that you may have eating arsonic... Could never be me 😅
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when you realise someone telling you to ‘do your best’ means trying as hard as your current capacity and environment will allow you to in that moment, and does not mean literally exhausting yourself mentally and/or physically to do the task to the best standard you can possibly make it no matter the cost to your time, health and well being …
oooooops
[lostandoverwhelmed]
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