#the beginning of this is v good

[pallideinanis]

please god help i can’t stop laughing

[What Pokemon type are you?]

You represent the WATER type!

The Water type is all about mutability. You flow through life like a gentle stream; turning and rolling with events with ease, never breaking under pressure. This strength, however, may come from apathy, Water-type. It is important to be present in one's situation, in order to retain some control. Even water follows its own currents, after all. You are a very calming person to be around, full of ease and relaxation. Others can feel your easygoing persona radiate outwards when you're with them, making you a great person to take a load off with. However, when you are finished relaxing, perhaps you may find your focus can be razor-sharp. It's up to you, Water-type, to bring out your hidden potential.

#of course i was like psychic or dark pls #but when he got water i was pleasantly surprised and tbh it's true #i'm satisfied with this answer for this BRAT #but then i read this result #'a very calming person to be around' #'full of ease and relaxation' #'easygoing persona' #[...] 'making you a great person to take a load off with' #The Void tempts mysteries and craves answers... || DASH GAMES #i really like that apathy remark tho #the beginning of this is v good

[snek-eyes]

Aziraphale hasn't been remotely frightened of Crowley since 2500BC.

#Now afraid *for* Crowley? That goes back to the beginning. #Good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #goodomensgifs #v watches good omens #v posts things #a companion to owls #job flashback

[umblrspectrum]

go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3

#peak fiction #two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes #but they add so many little details and changes and i love it #little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that #its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8 #best part is #of course #lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer #idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos #opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it #non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones lizzy #murder drones thad #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows #also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post #i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins

[bishicat]

Johnny's showin' Viv how that dusty old camera works

#good lord it feels good to paint again #I've been so busy lately so here's something super self indulgent (I will never fail to make something silverV) #the bg was heavily inspired by the jackie & V montage at the beginning of the game :)))) #oc: vivienne #fem v #female v #cyberpunk 2077 oc #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 v #cyberpunk 2077 fanart #cp77 #cp2077 #silverv #(kinda? only in the caption i suppose) #digital art #my art #bishiart

[canisalbus]

@ the person who said Machete wouldn't have a cutie mark, I definitely see where you're coming from, but I disagree! Machete, against all the odds of his birth and existence, survived and excelled. His determination to continue would have earned him his mark.

In g4, at least, they're more than just a representation of a task you're good at. It's a reminder of who you are as a person, of a truth you hold.

I think Machete might have a fang or claw, a representation of the phrases 'with gritted teeth' or 'clawing your way up' or maybe a hoof reaching toward the sun

I also think a mark like that would seem strange and off-putting, and may have been a source of strife for him while in school. In MLP, it's not terribly uncommon for ponies with no cutie mark or a cutie mark they're ashamed of to cover it up with clothing, in the way canon Machete wears his outfit.

Idk just my two cents

#I think both approaches are good I can see you've given this a lot of thought #I really can't confirm or deny any of this stuff #as I said I never watched the show ´v`' I don't know the pony lore #but yea I see what you mean #I keep making him seem like such a wet noodle of a person because it's funny and he definitely is #but in actuality Machete is also supposed to be determined and resilient #way more so than he or anyone around him gives him credit for #he has his meager beginnings bad health endless neuroses and general unpopularity working against him but he has prevailed nonetheless #and manages to hold on for a good while even when he has to dodge actual assassination attempts #he wouldn't have survived so long and made it so far if he didn't have any fight in him #answered #tigirl-and-co #anonymous

[cuppajj]

one bite couldn’t hurt

#im honestly p good at not giving games money especially if you can grind for the same thing manually #*looks at guild wars 2* #so maybe I’ll be okay #and I need my money for uni too so LMAO #yeah but yall are telling me I can play the game without paying for anything so. if that’s the case then i can grind. im v good at it #*looks at guild wars 2 again* #i sure hope this isn’t the beginning of a new hyperfixafion. I’ll let you know #cjj sayeth #this IS your fault btw #(and also the fault of really good character designs in that game)

[darlin-collins]

hot take: the main reason why nomads tales and audios' channel doesn't get the attention it deserves, is that the videos are not organized into playlists

#i l o v e his audios #he's such a good VA #but he doesn't organize worth a damn #like there at least a dozen characters in westhaven(?) that do not have playlists #like if you didn't start following him from the very beginning audio by audio #you won't be able to even start on his channel #and if you did manage to start you can't pressed over the 4 playlist that are existing #to me it ain't worth the effort #and believe me i put it effort. i made my own playlists n everything but each time im surprises by an old audio that i didn't notice 1/2 #and i can't know where it falls in canon #and his (old) thumbnail style doesn't help #nomads tales and audios

[schrodingers-slut]

Debating abt starting a Mer au fic but I can’t decide on Marco/Ace or luffy/law

#lulaw #lawlu #marace #marco/ace #i say things #the secret third option is shinkami from mha but that’s so very niche #I know I want only one person to be human and they’re gonna be a scientist #there’s gonna be a lab setting for most of it I think #I just can’t decide who should be the mer #bc they’re gonna be pretty feral at least in the beginning #so if I do marace I think it’s gonna be Ace as the mer #if it’s lulaw I think it could actually go either way? #altho idk that luffy would be a good scientist bc I know the struggle of being absentminded in the biology field #like all love and everything but luffy would NOT put up with the bullshit they require for a degree #he does NOT have the attention span for all this busywork #I think law would be a v good feral mer with luffy being completely unshakable and unafraid #but I also like the idea of a very clingy mer luffy (who’s already kinda feral in canon) only cooperating with law #it’s gonna come down to who my nerd ass can comfortably assign a species to tbh #also if anyone has thoughts on this lmk i love outside input when I’m brainstorming

[jicklet]

Beast Boy + Raven episodes → The Beast Within

“I acted like a jerk. I’m sorry.” “You weren’t yourself.”

#teen titans #teentitansedit #beast boy #raven #bbrae #v watches teen titans #v posts things #bbraeeps #literal toxic masculinity the episode haha #that time when Beast Boy's most basic instinct was to protect Raven even if it was from the rest of the team #picking moments from that last scene was so hard the whole thing is so good #how impressive is Raven in this ep btw #everything in the ending scene of course #but in the beginning when he's being awful she doesn't back down an inch #sidenote anyone else with adhd get really stressed out in that scene where Robin is pushing beast boy to remember what happened #and he just can't no matter how hard he tries #in this case it was because he literally had no memory when he transformed but #idk it hits close to home #And with that we are finished with this gif series woooo #this has been fun

[emry-stars-art]

I colored them :)

#and i have good use to put these to #at least the andrew one #stay tuned #and also my v beginnings of learning russian #i think im far enough in spanish i can get away with it #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #sketchbook #ohuhu markers

[sepulchritude]

Found a new shield surfing spot that ends with some really choice scenery 👌🔥

Map location under the cut

#get it the fire emoji is bc i sent myself straight down to hell #you’ll need a radiant shield or other low friction shield for the last part bc it slows down right at the end #but like genuinely this vid doesn’t even cover every cool part of this path #you have to cut through a lizalfos camp at the beginning and dodge them all #and i think at one point there was a snowball chasing me and once a moose spawned right in my path #v v cool shield surfing trail and when i got to the end the first time i was like is that the- wait can i- yessssss #AND it starts literally right outside a shrine. v v few slopes are this good and this teleportable #rate my fit btw it’s my surfing fit #you can’t hit the slopes if you ain’t cute (and risking hypothermia) #botw #sepulchritudinous

[auntieoneandauntietwo]

All I want for Christmas is for Jaxom and F’lessan to be more distinct foils of each other

#there’s so much POTENTIAL #both raised with the weight of expectations by someone other than their parents #lessa gave up everything for jaxom and nothing for f’lessan #jaxom inherits both gemma and lessa’s inheritance but f’lessan would never inherit benden #lessa being unable to look at jaxom because he reminds her of fax and her dead family #and lessa being unable to look at f’lessan because he reminds her of the children she can’t have #fax killing f’lon and f’lar killing fax and lessa debatedly almost killing gemma #the fact that in another life they could have been friends or rivals in the holds #all culminating in: #jaxom the son of a villain set up to repeatedly save the world and f’lessan the son of heroes set up to do not much at all #jaxom getting protagonist specialness with his special dragon #and f’lessan honestly being more of an ordinary dragonrider than most of the major characters #the beginning of dragonflight drawing this extremely clear line of right v wrong good v evil #and then that getting blurred as the story goes on #pern #dragonriders of pern #dragonflight #dragonquest #dragonquest reread #character analysis #jaxom #f’lessan #lessa #fax #stubbornly tagging pern characters names #also what’s up with f’lessan’s name #why could he not drop the last syllable like everyone else in his family

[aita-alternia]

AITA for holding a SHITTY BASTARD FUCKWAD DIPSHIT captive in my hive until he FUCKING grows a bulge and explains himself?

I (9, M, blood color none of your business) once knew this useless fucking wet purrbeast of a troll (also 9, M, violet) since we were just out of wigglerhood. He remained a pathetic wiggler even in adolescence, but I guess I kinda liked him anyway. In some ways. He was fun to hang out with sometimes, and he always seemed happier around me, I guess. And he was always miserable and annoying but I thought that was just, y’know, fine?? I thought that was normal for him. He always said he was fine, and like, I guess maybe I kinda knew he wasn’t, but what the FUCK could I do about it if he didn’t want help? Then one day I got news from this FLARP friend of his that he’d gone and FUCKING DIED on me! Like a WEAK LITTLE DIRT NOODLE! Like a FUCKING SPONGEDEAD IDIOT! He was like, my best friend, I guess. Maybe more?? I’m not gonna elaborate on that for you fucking drama-hungry fuckmaggots. Feast on some other troll’s dysfunctions relationship-wise, that’s all you’ll get on that subject from me.

Anyway, I dealt with it, because that’s what you do when life deals you yet another crummy hand in this rigged game we’re all playing. It’s not like I haven’t had people I care about die before. So I pushed forward.

AND THEN 2 SWEEPS LATER, WHO DO I SPOT STARING AT ME FROM BEHIND A FUCKING TUBEFLORA WITH THOSE FUCKING ANNOYINGLY PATHETIC MOOBEAST EYES? THAT’S RIGHT! THIS FUCKING COWARDLY GRUBSHITTING CROTCHSTAIN ON THE FACE OF TROLLKIND FAKED HIS FUCKING DEATH! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??

So I yelled at him for a few hours (I could’ve gone longer honestly, because really, again, WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??) and at one point he interrupted me to whine at me like the feculent shitbag scum he is about how I had been yelling for “so long that [his] auricular sponge clots [were] malfunctioning” which is UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT! So yeah, I bit him on the face. And then I smacked him in his fucking insufferable worthless nookshitting face until I felt a bit better. Then I towed him into my hive, sat him down on the couch and told him he wasn’t leaving until I’d heard what I needed to hear.

It’s been like 2 hours now and still whenever he opens his flap all that comes out is a pile of steaming shit about how he “needed to fake [his] death so [he] could be happy,” which like, yeah, okay, I guess I see it! He does look… better. Healthier, I suppose. Maybe happier. Less like he’s about to send himself careening off the nearest cliffside, maybe. So I’ve decided to forgive him for that, even if I’m not telling him that. What I’m looking for from him is a FUCKING APOLOGY for making me think he was DEAD and not telling me he FUCKING WASN’T for 2 WHOLE FUCKSHITTING SWEEPS! He’s a worthless whining idiotic bitch and the words “I’m sorry” still haven’t left his douchebag lips.

Also before I get any comments about how I’ve “wigglernapped” him or some stupid shit like that, I’m being fucking hyperbolic when I say I’m holding him captive; the door is fucking unlocked and he knows it. I don’t even have my lusus guarding the door or anything. Yeah he probably couldn’t beat me in a fight, but I’m not gonna fucking sit on him or anything; if he doesn’t want to talk to me, then I’m not gonna fucking chase him! But instead of saying anything worth saying, now he’s just fucking around on his palmhusk like braindead shitspewing dunderfuck. I’m starting to think I should’ve just told him to fuck off, it’s like he doesn’t even care about me at all. Which is fine! I’ll live. It’s just… disappointing, I guess. I thought we were closer than all of this. But AITA?

#OH SHIT ^ GOOD FUCKING UPD^TE #THE DR^M^TICS! THE PLOT TWIST TH^T THE ^NON W^S NEVER HELD C^PTIVE TO BEGIN WITH! #THE WILD PITCH/P^LE V^CILL^TION THROUGHOUT! #I ^M C^PTIV^TED #am i the asshole #unreality

[ef-1]

I remember your girl edits from ages ago they were so good 😭 I can't find them anymore pleaseee the daniel one lives in my brainnnnmnnn

I posted it in 2020. How do you even remember that 🤯

here is girl!daniel from that post. i could write a dissertation about her but i wont (yet) also was conflicted about the intensity of her freckles, so here are both versions

#you cant find that post bc i deleted it #i believe max was the focal point of that post then 2 days later austria happened and i was do annoyed i nuked the post #i cant believe youve been here since i was 19 🥹❤️‍🩹 #girl daniel had my HEART okay. only woman #she wore a blazer to the interview bc she wanted to be taken seriously :) #she doesn't want her hair straightened but she doesnt stop the stylist when he starts straightening it bc she wants to seem agreeable :) #later she flirts with the interviewer bc she needs to make sure he'll stick to the script :) #he eats it up :) #weaponised flirting is a honed skill she developed at the v beginning of her career :) learned how to use the smiley girl thing :) #she doesnt know how to use weaponised flirting on people she ACTUALLY likes bc girl flopism representation is still important #when ai 🤝 facetune 🤝 me combine no one is safe #2020 was such a good year for genderbending though #miss ricciardo loml also

[giftedpoison]

watching my sister outwardly preach morality and right vs wrong, not only to me in arguments about things that have nothing to do with her, but also on her social media page where she is very aggressive and vicious towards people who don't share her views or who she perceives to be inherently malicious, and rather than treat them with kindness she treats them with aggression.

meanwhile she has never done a deep reflection on what right vs wrong is, and clearly has a very black and white mentality about it that is inherently distorted because nothing is black and white.

and i refuse to even engage with it anymore because i'm not going to stand there and let someone scream at me and tell me she hopes i die for merely trying to point out her own hypocrisy.

like pick up a book on philosophy i beg of thee. and just sit with it. don't take it as a metric to lead your life by but take it as a theory to mull with and play with. for fucks sake watch The Good Place or The 100 if reading philosophy isn't your thing. or read the Vicious duology by V.E. Schwab, or read Tokyo Ghoul by Sui Ishida. or No Longer Human by Dazi or read anything that remotely discusses the complexities of feeling like a monster or being alienated in society/media about good vs evil. (my examples in media are thin, despite it being my favorite narrative device because i genuinely am blanking)

like learn that right and wrong is fluid and to not condemn people because they do something you personally wouldn't do. it is not your place to dictate how others live, and if you want people to grow to share your opinion you can't force them with vitriol and you most definitely won't be the deciding factor in why someone might come around to your belief system.

#food for thought #i'm trying really hard personally to pick through what is going on between me and my sister with nuance and trying to apply therapy tools #and the demons within me that's been years since i locked in a cage want me to be vile right back but i'm choosing not to for the sake of m #own humanity. #right v wrong #good vs evil #politics #v.e. schwab #vicious #tokyo ghoul #dazai #the 100 #the good place #humanity #i just personally don't think anyone has to agree with you about anything #when i started getting into abolition i talked about it heavily but never as a everyone must believe this and if you disagree youre wrong #but more in i'm genuinely fascinated and i want to learn more and understand #and it was helpful to have people disagree so i could understand a different perspective and also to broaden my understanding of the issues #meanwhile she only looked into abolition recently and realized just how intersectional everything was #which was in part because of my ramblings but also because of numerous other factors i couldn't even begin to know about #philosophy #ethics

[chonkymoth]

told my partner about how Buck from 911 is canonically bi now and despite having no interest in the show before now he's started it up

#he likes those sort of procedural-type dramas to begin w so honestly im surprised he didn't start it before now #i also. Don't Go Here #but having had my dash blasted for weeks about him + tommy i have tumblr-osmosis-style come to understand what's happening #the power of representation that's good and accurate #also v excited to see his reaction to it #being that he's also someone that didn't realize/come to terms with his bisexuality until he was 28 #anywho #evan buckley #p sure that's the one #911 #? #911 abc #whatever