You did not just get him to do a TikTok with a tlsp sound 🥹🥹💅💅🥳😭😭(just saying he chose to repost exactly that one, like from here 5 stories he had to go and choose that one 🫠🫶🏽my man’s (understandably) more gone than we are)
everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
No. I wanna be with you. Sleep in the same bed with you all night. Not get kicked out at midnight so the neighbors won't see me leaving in the morning.
I’ve seen a lot of ppl draw Azula in edgy e-girl clothes but i think she would wear really mature clothes to intimidate those around her and show off her status.
Aang would totally wear traditional clothes, he would feel more comfortable. Lol but he would love to dress in modern clothes and let Sokka dress him up.
All he does is take an interview with the suspects, before throwing down some of the hardest questions that leaves them squirming in their seats.
They see this shy man who always hunches, wears dorky glasses and assume they’re the ones in charge. But the moment he timidly asks if they can record the session, lulled by their false sense of security they end up agreeing and the tables turn so fast none of them are left standing.
Question after question, of events that could not have possibly been made public, of deals and skeletons in the closet no one has dared open.
And the man is a bloodhound.
Clark uses his superhearing to help gather information. He knows drop locations, families, the plotting betrayals and plans. So all it takes is a little investigation, connecting the dots before blowing apart the criminals’ plans.
The villains, aware of his reputation, tell everyone to lie their ass off.
Most even pass the lie detector. But Clark never uses it.
He asks them questions that don’t seem related to the case, throwing them off their game asking about their health, the weather and so forth.
And there’s just something about him that makes them drop their guards without realising it. Something that even Batman has admitted to. The fact that despite his appearance, there’s an almost non existent aura, and you don’t even realise you’re saying something confidential or sliping up.
The villains lie about everything there is, avoiding every trap yet somehow from an interview about rabbits Clark Kent now publishes a plot of robbing Metropolis’ banks along with the details all laid out.
If Clark Kent comes for you, everyone knows it’s a death sentence.
This post can be summed up in this quote
Villain *to hunched back, averting gaze Clark Kent* : Do you know how to walk on your knees?
Clark *suddenly standing straight, looking them in the eyes while towering over them* : Do you?