#then know this is completely a joke

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

#twst is not an otome!!! #ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol #i don't play enough games to know another character #honorary love interest fr (he's close enough) #this is all for jokes btw lmao #mystic messenger #obey me #lovebrush chronicles #for all time #tears of themis #mr. love queen's choice #love and deepspace #jumin han #lucifer obey me #lucien #malleus draconia #clarence clayden #zayne

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[pyralart]

That's what happens when you cosplay a magic pilgrim...

First part - Previous part < >> Next Part

Philip might be a little attached to this outfit... just a little.. It's not like he kept it for 400 years...

You can find the pages as soon as they're done and some exclusive art on my Ko-fi!

#pyralart #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh #fanart #toh belos #toh luz #back to the human realm #toh comic #toh fancomic #emperor belos #philip wittebane #the owl house philip #I owe the magic pilgrim joke to braisedhoney... yes I am completely unoriginal... sorry #it was too funny #I had to #was he actually about to blast him though... we shall never know #at least Luz is here to save the day #she is NOT happy about it though woops #Sorry Philip I know you're disappointed that you didn't pass as a normal human being... #I love making him suffer #it's deserved

[jeeaark]

If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?

The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.

Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #durge #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Sometimes I have to make Greygold's idea of a good time sould like its wild stuff in order to make a really REALLY dumb joke #But truly they just wanna cuddle the SHIT out of anyone who goes out of their way to get that dream guardian armor for them #everyone thank the anon for the “L” word joke #and the silliest thing I have ever drawn #what are you doing to me guys- got me drawing durgexgreygold fluff and I still don't know jack about durge howdidthishappen lskdjdklj #I suppose Greygold's favorite type of folk are dorks who are complete disasters with mushy bits- tough coconut shell or not #so. every companion in this game

[mamawasatesttube]

it still boggles my mind a bit that people on the internet will just try to call you a bitch in a friendly way when they're like. complete strangers. are you aware that the only reason playful insults between friends work is that they are Between Friends. your basic manners... where are they...

#rimi talks #i just. man you don't know me like that. don't call me a bitch lmao? #my besties are allowed to call me a bitch bc they earned it. thats the power of fucking friendship. you fool. you buffoon #this is re: a comment on hot rod heart but also just in general i still think its wild people just do that to strangers #bc its by far not the first time someone's tried the joking insults with me as a complete stranger. and every time i just. hey. stop that??

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

[putting two fingers to my head] The spirits….they….they’re telling me that…..you’re GAY….

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #psych posting #psych 2006 #psych tv #psych art #psych #shawn spencer art #shawn spencer #burton guster #shawngus #carlton lassiter #lassie #juliet o'hara #nobody commits to a bit like Shawn Spencer commits to a bit #he loves to lie he loves to cheat he loves to steal #he walks into a room and points at something and says ‘gimme that please’ and he leaves the room with that object and five phone numbers #istg he moves like a cartoon character #props appear in front of him like magic so he can complete a joke to its full potential #maybe it’s the adhd #maybe it’s the transgender swag #we may never know

[tangledinink]

my official campaign promise is that if wanderer wins their poll in the @tmntaucompetition then i'll drive to @vangh17a's house to personally shake their hand and give them a crisp high-five.

#this is only kind of a joke #in the sense that. like. i will not show up at vanes house. against their will. #but also did you guys know that i know vanes sibling irl like... entirely through coincidence #completely separate of ninja turtles #and then we figured it out down the line and i said :0000 #so for this reason im obligated to campaign for them u w u #also as much as i love the besties yall dont need my help anyway <3 #tmnt au competition #propaganda

[bigshotautos]

THOUGHT GAINED: REGICIDE

#spamvil #deltarune #jevil #spamton g spamton #spamton #my art #i went a little insane with this one. this concept's been living in my head for literal months and finally just got about finishing it #spamton visits card kingdom! he finds that he doesn't like it that much. no one knows who he is and there's already four kings. #in my head this is once they start getting along as friends #with jevil showing him around and playfully ribbing on him but the animosity is gone #he's mostly joking but every /j has a little /srs. he would be spamtons clown but he knows spamton would think its solely teasing #jevil can get away with being completely genuine sometimes because the way he talks is so obtuse or ominous #btw the throne room has all the treasure in it and theres four thrones lined up theyre just not in the shot #it looked different before spade king rolled in is what im thinking #anyway this is a visualization of my brainrot WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW #extra tag for ghost tagging.

[fictiongods]

Literally all of Faiths mommy issues could have been fixed if she literally just got to meet Jenny Calendar

#I’m only mostly joking on this #like I don’t think she’d necessarily stay on the ‘good’ side but it would certainly be so much more complex #and it would be more to add into Buffy and Faith not getting along because of Buffy and Jenny’s complex relationship #PLUS MORE JENNY CALENDAR LITERALLY CALL ME GILES CAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HER #and you know Jenny would NEVER EVER let Faith live alone in that motel #clearly I am completely sane about this and barely even think about this #obviously #faith lehane #jenny calendar #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer

[sonknuxadow]

LOVE LOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry the idea of most of sonics rivals having a crush on him while sonic himself doesnt know or just doesnt care is really funny to me #anyway idk how i feel about how this looks i jusst kinda rushed it out to get it out of my head #wihtout caring about it looking perfect #this is what i was talking about earlier btw. #when i said i wasgonna try to draw something for valentines but its not actual serious ship art #im a little late . but its still the 14th somewhere im sure #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #jet the hawk #am i allowed to tag the ships if theyre one sided will people get annoyed with me if i do that #whatever im doing it anyway. at the very least so people who dont wanna see ship stuff can filter it out #sonadow #sonknux #sonjet #my art #to be completely honest i dont feel anywhere near as strongly about the idea of shadow liking sonic as i do knuckles and jet liking sonic #but he gets to be included because i cant just make a joke about sonics rivals without including shadow

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Omg your little doodles for your asks are so sweet 🥺 do you take requests?

Well, you heard him!

#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #ask #“Hey OP is this your daily upload?” yes but also no #there's more to this but it requires some *Audience Participation* if you know what I mean #Maybe theres a reason i moved this one to Saturday...when I'm around all day #joking aside I...don't really know? I'm not *completely* opposed but also...blog title withstanding I don't think ppl would be interested #my first priority is definitely continuing with the episode recap comics #with a few jokes + bonus comics + gratitude posts thrown in the mix #Sorry this (and a few other asks) has been marinating in my inbox for a while; I'm holding on to them for the best comedic timing #I appreciate them all!!

[clotpolesonly]

Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 20 // Mister Impossible ch 25

#declanedit #ronanedit #trcedit #tdtedit #Declan Lynch #Ronan Lynch #TRC #TDT #quote posts #i somehow completely missed that Ronan returned the favor #drove to dc/alexandria to go to mass with Matthew and Declan #it's more timeline fuckery cuz it couldn't possibly have been years lmao #it's only been a year and a half since the first series even begun skgajdhlsjalkjds #this actually makes me really emotional though?? no joke #that Ronan both recognized the gesture for what it was when Declan was doing it #and then also returned it #knowing that it was kind and that it would mark him as kind as well #a demonstration of how much he cares about his brothers (both of them) no matter how prickly he is #your honor they love each other #they're learning how to show it again

[albihypnostuff]

brainwashing chair but you take a buzzfeed quiz to find out what drone programming youll recieve

Like you get a brainwashing helmet forced onto you and instead of the spirals first you have to answer like 15 questions that seem completely unrelated to being a drone, like "Whats your favorite midnight snack"

#hypnok1nk #furry #hypnosub #mindcontrol #this is mostly a joke but also seems hot? #like having to exist for an indiscriminate amount of time knowing that these decisions will completely rewrite you #like what happens if i choose purple as my favorite color am i staring at a purple spiral for the rest of my life? #these are some very important decisions #also theres one fill in the blank question asking your favorite animal and you *will* be tf'd into a furry version of that

[pixiecactus]

i'm going to call this post book!gendrya for dummies (it's me i'm the dummy): i had always loved the parallel that gendrya share about being the third born child (we are five books in, and still to this moment we don't have another baratheon bastard introduced to us that's older than gendry, so the order for me is: mya, bella and gendry) and (if we go with the r+l=j theory, jon obviously is not ned's son... so we have robb, sansa and arya) but something that has never ocurred to me before, is that we obviously already know the plot point of "the seed is strong" and we have gendry directly telling ned how his mother used to have yellow/blond hair (this is my own headcanon, but i like to think that she had brown eyes as well) meaning that all children sired by robert baratheon shared his hair colour and eyes colour, so gendry in his colouring and looks does not resemble at all his mother and we know exactly the same thing about arya, how of all of the catelyn tully/stark's children, she's is the only one that has none of her mother's looks, she and jon had the stark look, long face and grey eyes, like her father (and jon's mother) and like all of the starks of old time (karstarks included), and meanwhile genetics in asoiaf had always been somehow really wonky if compared to how genetics work in real life, it always interested me this fact about arya, one could simply said that arya having stark's looks and colouring is to help the narrative of arya feeling like an outsider in her own family, just like jon, and to establish even more how deeply the jon/arya bond runs, even when she knows both of her parents, and it's a true-born daughter. so this post was me discovering another gendrya parallel shared between them, i don't think it's really important but hey, it's still there alright

#and yeah i know that mostly the conversation about gendrya's looks is centered about how they look like lyanna and robert reborn #and i absolutely think that part of their looks will come to play in the next books #like arya wears the north in her face and you mean to tell me no one is going to notice that a false arya was in her stead #if arya and gendry were lyanna and robert reborn i wouldn't even ship it in the first place #is so dear to me the fact of how gendry is the complete antithesis of robert baratheon #and now going to my own headcanon territory: #that's why i prefer to depict arya with a chesnut shade of brown hair #like catelyn's genes were really strong no joke about it #so that's why i like to think that arya subtlely has hair a shade lighter than jon due to her mother's genes #in the same way canonically jon has a darker shade of grey eyes #arya with chesnut brown hair is my way of potraying one of my favourites arya's quotes #“the woman is important too” #is this post completely self-indulgent? of course #i'm just here to post my s!ms and make self-indulgent posts #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #house stark #arya stark #gendry #gendrya #arya x gendry #gendry x arya

[philzokman]

everytime bones erases an incredibly important scene/detail i sob knowing danny motta will never know what was truly intended😔🙏🙏

#i love him so much danny my beloved #BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS. that istg bones fucked up so badly #and it’s completely not his fault an adaptation should be there to provide an experience traditional reading can’t right #and it does a great job in certain aspects !!! but. #how will he know that dazai was nervous when dostoevsky used chuuya😥 #or that the tachihara reveal was genuinely insane😥😥😥 #OR THAT AKUTAGAWAS DEATH WAS GAY😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 #sobbing into my hands KDHSJHSBS #lea.txt #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sobbing violently #bungou stray dogs #danny motta #also this is a joke pretty please i love danny and his content and completely understand him not reading the manga #it’s just a little bit funny to me😔🙏🙏🙏 DJSNSB

[beikerfaker]

yaki and soba

me and my friend @superdupersog Agent 4.

They are cousins and pretent to be One person [Agent 4] and Everyone believes it.

#thought id Post them since last post Links to my art of them #the joke is they look nothing alike #and they are completely different #theyre basically ocs now but Yea this is my agent 4 #both of them are #i can give more lore if people are interested but These is basic summary to understand when i post about them #everyone thinks they are one person when theyre in their agent gear #only Ones who dont fall for it is Off the hook #also my Agent 8 knows no inklish #and Soba has a crush on her #Agent 4 #Agent 8 #headcanons #splatoon #splatoon 2 #Yaki4soba