#there you go amazon

[crowleyholmes]

okay good this is how it's supposed to look!! 😂

good job everybody hit the showers <3

#we fixed it #there you go amazon #it's time please renew good omens #i need it like air

[rosekasa]

i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.

but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?

THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE

#as i go through more things in life i ache for ladynoir to experience it too #i want them to be at a grocery store and for him to reach out to tickle her and she turns around and makes a joke but their gazes linger way #too knowingly #i want them to sit down and have a 'okay like this is so tmi but isnt the concept of sex so weird??' conversation #i want them to joke about starting a podcast together #make impulsive amazon purchases that make no sense #find a song that one of them hate and then continuously play it on loop #compare spotify profiles and one of them steals the other's login to sabotage their spotify wrapped for the year #do you know i am so normal about ladynoir #♡alizeh talks♡ #tagged:ladynoir

[rayjeff]

silly doodle guys

#i know that there's lot of controversy now about this show #i don't support whatever bad is going on with viziepop #but i still enjoy this show and i've been waiting for it all these years :^ #and i don't have amazon prime so yeah you can figure how i watched this show lol #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #doodles #aaaaandd i decided not to stick with one fandom so now i'll draw a lot of different things :D I hope you'll like it! :>

[steelycunt]

a paperback book isnt alive until you break its spine btw like a long slumbering animal being carefully roused it actually needs you to do that like when you click your knuckles. for your paperback book the breaking of its spine is like the first stretch against your pillow in the morning

#have seen people online before say they dont open their paperback books past 45 degree angles so as not to break the spine which is crazy to #me r u afraid someones going to see your books and think they look like youve read them. you are upsetting the book when you dont #break its spine to read all its contents and not even do it that one favour to make the book more comfy youre making it so so sad #also make peace with a book with a broken spine or a bit of wear and tear so that you can start buying books secondhand instead of #off amazon maybe idk #reading tag

[buggbuzz]

THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

#AMAZON BETTER FOLLOW UP ON FUCKING SEASON 3 OR I AM ENDING IT ALL BRO #imma be real i never saw the vision for ineffable bureaucracy but i thought it was funny #never thought it'd actually HAPPEN #ESPECIALLY NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HAPPEN SO EASILY AND THEN INEFFABLE HUSBANDS CRASHES AND BURNS??? #PLEASE omg omg #bro #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #go season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #GOS2SPOILERS #thats the official tag right #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #do you think maybe the fan response to ineffable bureaucracy may have actually had them do it???? #its possible right?? they didnt get confirmed for s2 until well after s1 came out?? #thats INSANE bro #just to be clear i dont got nothin against ineffable bureaucracy #but HOLY SHIT

[payasita]

ain't nothin this puppet can't do!

#puppet history #we are watcher #watcher entertainment #doodles #puppet history spoilers #i GUESS #HEY so who else has been singing That Effing Song nonstop for the past few days #one of these days im going to be picking up mail while doing so and the amazon guy is gonna have to make a citizens arrest #anyway pour one out for beef boy #sometimes you just get flensed #easy come easy go

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

older i get the more i understand supervillains. if i woke up one day with magic powers my first instinct would absolutely be "do crime and cause problems on purpose"

#like you wake up and can shoot lasers out of your hands #is your first thought 'it is now my responsibility to stop muggings in progress!' #or 'ok i'mma go out to an amazon warehouse parking lot and start shooting the wheels off the delivery trucks high score' #i don't even want the packages i just want to cause major shipping delays

[bruciemilf]

Bombastic Hot Take: Yara Is a Batman fangirl (swiftie coded)

#do NOT come at me with ' an amazon would never stan a man' you goofy bitch bruce wayne is the most female coded superhero ever #batman has ALWAYS been for the girls and gays so shut it #yara flor #batman #dc #dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #batfam social media #cassie sandsmark #kon el #kon kent #which one is it i am not letting that pronoun joke go to waste

[masterchiefirl]

She Batta on my Aug till I 01???

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRRCT BUZZER]

#kamen rider #shin kamen rider #tokusatsu #art #please go watch shin kamen rider when it comes to amazon prime i beg of you #just watch any shin movie tbh #cw eyestrain #eyestrain

[phoen1xr0se]

This is NOT a drill!! S3 is a GO!!!

#good omens season 3 #go season 3 #good omens s3 #good omens amazon #amazon prime #neil gaiman #thank you neil gaiman #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens fandom

[chacerider]

(he can't even play guitar he just wanted to look cool 🎶)

#tokusatsu #kamen rider #art #fanart #artwork #shin kamen rider #shin kamen rider spoilers #by implication i guess #ichimonji hayato (shin) #hongo takeshi (shin) #comic #timelapse video #OOPS BUGMEN INVADED MY BRAIN AGAIN #also if you too have bugmens on the brain #now that it's up on amazon for all to see (or y'know. the cat site as well 👀) #i've got a short fic going up on my AO3 #it's silly and fluffy!...... mostly- #i'll put a link in a reblog soon~

[darunyama]

Oi boy

[translation]

Butcher: Why the sour face Hughie did ya ate a hedgehog or smth

Hughie: (hasn't slept in three days) You gotta be kidding me

—

Butcher: Your momma didn't give you a tit when you were a kid huh

Homelander: (no mom no tits) You make some fucking jokes William

#I've been too busy to make new ones for the eng translation so here you go #butcher's ponysona shirt is my fave now it will be with him forever (maybe) #billy butcher #william butcher #hughie campbell #homelander #the boys #the boys tv #the boys amazon

[chewiiez]

can toxic swifties actually gtfo the xenophobia is insaaaane.. i wld expect this from conservatives not someone who proclaims to be a “feminist”

#anti swifties #anti taylor swift #chewy chews #you know all ur air will go away if she dumps shit on the amazon right?? #hope she dumps shit on u #and miss taylor not even condemning this behaviour… sighs

[lauraciello]

𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬  ; ♡

✎ ....

🇧🇷 — Finalmente trabalhando em uma fanart para a série de Fallout! A ideia é fazer um gif com o reflexo do espelho alternando entre um Coop e outro... Geralmente, eu não posto esboços, mas como sou uma lesma para desenhar, eu com certeza vou demorar um pouco para terminar essa ilustração. 😅

🇺🇸 — Finally working on a fanart for the Fallout TV show! The idea is to make a gif with the mirror reflection alternating between one Coop to the other... Usually I don't post sketches, but I'm a pretty slow artist, so it will definitely take me a while to finish this illustration. 😅

✎ ....

★  • 𝐃𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 •  ★

#lauraciello #my art #not my character #amazon prime #fallout #fallout tv series #fallout tv show #fallout on prime #fallout fanart #procreate #procreate art #ghoul #the ghoul #walton goggins #cooper howard #fanart #wip #i told you i was going to fanart the tv show lol

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #so like aliexpress used to have a terrible reputation in terms of like quality and truth in advertising and such right #but like. amazon and etsy are swamped with bootleggers and dropshippers now too #so I figured like. can't be any worse right? #besides I know how to double check descriptions and measurements and examine images critically #I've shopped shady sites before like back when banggood was the only place to get those cute diy miniature kits #(now you can get them at regular craft store chains which is Wild to me) #but I have never opened aliexpress because everyone was always just like 'Never Go There' #(but then again these days folks are doing massive temu hauls left and right) #(so clearly norms have changed even if common perception of aliexpress has not) #I open it up and I immediately find the rug I spent an entire day hunting for unsuccessfully earlier in the month. #and a ton of incredible bootleg kirbs. #and a style of hair clip I've been hunting for for *years*. #soooo I spent the entire day in a pastel fugue lol #(I have not spent any money yet but I'm probably gonna) #(so like I can't confirm that you're not gonna get scammed or whatever just like. use common sense.) #(don't trust sale prices read descriptions/reviews when available and try to avoid work stolen from independent artists) #(that's usually gonna be on printed stuff like phone cases and posters) #(and tbh I have no qualms with stolen official art as long as the quality is as advertised) #(but there's a big difference between stealing from Multinational Corporation and stealing from Some Guy) #anyway done rambling now <3

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

Hey so I’ve mentioned this a lot of times on my main blog, but I wanted to put this out over here since it is Hallow’s Eve. I always give out little tchotchkes on Halloween along with candy. This year, I’ve completely switched over to 100% doohickeys and doodads— think mechanical pencils, shaped erasers, little notebooks, squishes, vampire teeth and spiders rings and all. It started years ago in college when I signed up for a dorm Halloween event where kids from an area that was too dangerous to really trick or treat through got bussed in to trick or treat at our dorm. I bought some candy and dollar store Halloween themed stuff with what i had. And you know what the kids went ape shit over?

Motherfucking. Mechanical. PENCILS!!

These kids could not get enough of them. They literally went “PENCILS??!” I had never seen kids get so hyped up for pencils lmao. They were the first things to go. Candy is fleeting; the little pencils you can bring to school to flex are eternal, until you inevitably lose one of the refill parts and then they aren’t but listen, in that one moment they are infinite. And its nice thinking that maybe some kids who don’t always have access to school supplies not only get them, but get them in fun shapes and designs.

Anyway. I recommend people to give out fun stuff like this not just because kids seem to genuinely enjoy them, but also because there’s this thing called the Teal Pumpkin Project here in America. You can put out a teal pumpkin to show that you are giving away non-candy items and sign your address up so parents of children with allergies know that there are houses their kids can safely and happily trick or treat at! It’s a win-win! Plus, if you accidentally bought too much, it’s not like candy— just pack it away, pencils and fidget spinners will be good next year, too! :)

#its such an easy and fun thing to do #and it helps make Halloween accessible for some kids who might otherwise not be able to participate #i always think about stuff like that #my step-grandparents had a ramp built at their house for them #but one great unintended side effect is that they always got a lot of children in wheelchairs to their house on Halloween #who were so so excited they could go up to the door and ring the bell for once :’) #so like i always try to think of ways to maybe include people who might have trouble otherwise when i can! #and this is such a little but easy to do change #i like to source my stuff from the dollar store targets dollar area and amazon #i bet party supply stores (think party favor bag stuff) would work great too #so. if you have time tomorrow maybe run on over to the dollar store during your lunch hour #grab some random little things. kids will go crazy. maybe you’ll brighten someone’s day