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catoscloves · 10 months

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no but like the way steven is constantly trying to get taylor's company and vie for her attention and he has to be such a teenage boy about it he's so obsessed what a loser (i love him)

#it was like this in the books so at least nothing changed #they are children your honour #tsitp lb #tsitp 2 #anna watches tv

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the-gom-jabbar · 7 months

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Paul really said "call me lil desert mouse" and went out and commited holy genocide looking like a kitten caught in the rain

#Paul is and has always been just wild to me #Paul you should be at the club not committing atrocities #Your honour he's just a baby #paul atreides #muad'dib #Paul muad'dib atreides #House atriedes #timothee chamalet #dune #dune 2021 #dune memes #frank herbert #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune

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grishaxverse · 8 months

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they’re already giving “you drool when you sleep”

#AHHHHHHHHH #SCREAMING AND CRYING #PERCABETH #FRIENDS TO LOVERS SUPREMACY #PERCY JACKSON #ANNABETH CHASE #THEY ARE SOULMATES #MY CHILDREN RIGHT THERE YOUR HONOUR #RICK RIORDAN #PJO #PJOVERSE #PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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ynbabe · 2 months

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I need lance and Logan to form an ‘they hate me for no reason’ alliance asap actually

#fernando can adopt another one of marks children #as a treat #poor boys #bless their little hearts #f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant #lance stroll #they are just little guys #your honour i love them

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topnotchquark · 3 months

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Nico saying that Lewis gives his daughters boxes of presents every Christmas just got caught in my mind.

Imagine you were a mixed race boy born in Hertfordshire, different from everyone else around you. Bullied in school, being raised by your father to compete in a sport where money is very much of essence and you and your family do not have a lot of it. And then you meet this other boy who comes from the kind of life you dream to live one day. You're friends and fierce competitors. You find solace in each other. You visit Monaco for the first time with your friend, dreaming up the life you will have when you make it, when you beat out of the mould that the world thought it could capture you in.

And then you two grow through the ranks and you're at the pinnacle of your sport and you have what it takes to win and the world recognises that you can win. And you win. You win with your friend and fiercest competitor by your side fighting with you for those wins, and this fighting ruins something something that was valuable to both of you when you were still innocent and unsullied by life.

But despite everything that went into the doing and undoing of this relationship, you still realise that this person you once called a friend has a life and family beyond your bitter dynamic. He has children, and children need love and affection and good memories. And you're a better man now so you understand that. So you make sure the kids get gifts on Christmas. And you make sure of it every year. Afterall, if you met someone you loved deeply when you were both kids, wouldn't you feel a pang of nostalgia when they had kids. Wouldn't you try to extend the warmth that you couldn't find for your friend to his children. Afterall, whatever happens during childhood basically remains with you forever.

#and nico's perspective of the same is just #being bullied as a child and being profoundly lonely till you find this friend who is in many ways the yardstick for performance #and even when you go through all this rancidity and the love has almost evaporated down to bare bones politeness #you know there is something that remains deep down #and so he gets your kids Christmas gifts each year #both their childhoods were sites of pain and both of them found something with each other #and lewis honours that by being a positive presence in nico's childrens' lives #albeit from a distance #and of course we're no strangers to how much Nico loves his kids #you can bet if Lewis had kids Nico would do that same #sorry this caught in my heart a little #I knew he had been giving presents for a while and I always thought of that as very beautiful but seeing it on the tl made me remember #man #love haunts you in such peculiar ways forever #brocedes #lewis hamiton #nico rosberg #f1 #formula 1

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buttercup-barf · 28 days

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Drive your friends home, fellas.

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #friday night funkin'#boyfriend fnf #just a cozy lazy little thing.. they're buddies your honour #i think my desire to give fictional men i like children (even if the ''children'' in question are one year younger than me) is my way of-#-projecting my desires to start a family with the fictional men in question. sue me for being based

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teddytheartist · 4 months

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parkner beign soft is just my dopamine hit of the week

#look at them your honour #theyre so in love help #i love them so much #i miss them every day #parkner if my husband that went to war and im staring at a photo of them in grief and longing whilst making dinner for the children #im unhinged for them #parkner #parkner fanart #peter parker #harley keener #marvel

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itmakesssenseincontext · 7 months

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Best thing about an Ezra Shin friendship is that they just get each other on a level no one else understands. She'll say something incomprehensible and Ezra will respond with 'big mood' or he'll do something weird and Shin will just nod and say 'save me some'

Sabine and Ahsoka are horrified

#star wars #shin hati #ezra bridger #they are both feral children your honour #ahsoka show

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ministarfruit · 2 years

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junithena week day 2: childhood ☀️

#junithenaweek2022 #ace attorney #junithena #juniper woods #athena cykes #it has been an incredibly eventful week #but junithena childhood friends always soothes my soul #THEY'RE JUST BABY YOUR HONOUR #not to get too deep into it BUT #the chronic illness/neurodivergent rep...#I think about it sooo much #the way society just isn't engineered for them #but they make their mark anyway!#esp as children it's so hard #I'm glad they had each other

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quillium · 2 years

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Tim and Damian Sharing Robin

Think of it this way: A cafe only needs one barista at a time, but there are multiple baristas who cover different shifts

Scheduling errors where BOTH of them thought they were gonna be Robin that night and the ensuing fistfight

Scheduling errors where both of them thought the OTHER was gonna be Robin and the panic that ensues. Damian planned a trip to the art museum. Tim planned a date with Bernard. Bruce is like “I don’t NEED a Robin” and they’re both like “YES YOU DO”. Jason ends up being Robin. Everyone assumes Robin simply got hit by a magic spell that made him Buff and Twice His Size

Tim and Dami sometimes getting mixed up for each other. Tim is mortified that he’s short enough that people think he might be the same person as his ten year old brother

People who think there’s just one Robin assuming that Robin just brings his sword out when he feels more murdery and his bo staff when he feels less murdery

Bernard being like “I have a conspiracy theory where Red Robin sometimes acts as Robin because of the bo staff, different looks, and different character”. Tim is like. Wow my boyfriend is so smart. Time to gaslight him.

Tim and Dami switching Robin shifts without informing Bruce and letting Bruce be absolutely baffled and off-footed when a different son shows up.

Bruce is like “tonight Tim is Robin so we’ll look into [investigation that requires computer skills]”. Dami shows up and Bruce is like uh oh. This is why Bruce has like 50 different contingency plans, because his children just do stuff without telling him and it destroys all his og plans

One time Tim and Dami switch and Bruce doesn’t notice for a solid 10 minutes because he’s so sleep deprived

Core Four invites Tim to a group get-together so he asks Damian to switch shifts with him, Damian demands a bribe, Tim gives Damian a new set of brushes

Damian wants to go see an animated movie with his art club, tries to ask Dick to ask Tim to switch with him, Tim appears very smug and tries to ask for a favour in turn but then Dick being a DICK says that Tim has to be the “older brother” and “if he’d do it anyways he should just do it” and “as the older brother you can’t take advantage of a ten year old”

Tim: I’m supposed to be MATURE and just allow the switch without forcing you to take my weekend shifts-- Damian: HAH Tim: --BUT I’M NOT MATURE SO TAKE THE WEEKEND SHIFTS SO I CAN STAY WITH THE KENTS ON THE LONG WEEKEND.

Tim and Damian forming a union and presenting their terms and conditions to Bruce saying that they’ll strike unless he agrees. Bruce, exhausted, points out that he has literally been trying for over a decade to get Robin to stop existing and that THEY were the ones to force him to accept them as superheroes. He gives into the union’s conditions anyways.

#dc #batfam #Tim Drake #Timothy Drake #Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #sharing robin au #tim and damian: you will have no robin unless you have a movie night with us once a week!#bruce who literally fired dick from robin bc he was scared for dick's health and told tim he refused to have another robin and didn't even #appoint damian as robin and literally only has robin bc his reckless children will go whether he approves or NOT and it may as well be #with his support and supervision so that he can try to keep them safe:#i literally would've had movie night with you anyways bc i love you and also yes please stop being robin please stop #tim and damian BOTH being robin allowing each other to explore more of a normal non-cape life + have better overall health #bruce being so pleasantly surprised by his sons going OUT with FRIENDS and CHOOSING to spend nights at home etc #alfred looks at bruce like. so when are YOU getting a coworker batman. b is like. idk what you're talking about??? i'm fine???#bruce is btw like. in his forties or fifties and his joints are COMPLAINING about all his time as batman #clark shows up one day like 'i can be your coworker batman!!!' and bruce is like #first of all you are already superman. second of all you can't work in gotham. third of all. i refuse.#it's clownery your honour

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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 months

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Ok all of Gai’s students got something from Gai and something from Kakashi.

Lee got Gai’s fighting style and youth, and Kakashi’s love fir photography (well sukea’s love for photography but still!)

Tenten got Gai’s determination and Kakashi’s beautiful love of twirling anything and everything she can get her hands on.

Neji got Gai’s fondness for a good healthy rivalry (with a good distance between the type of rivalry Gai and Kakashi have, and the type of rivalry he is willing to have) and Kakashi’s love of books (not romance in particular though he’s not adverse. He actually prefers history books and got his first non-hyuga history book from Kakashi and never gave it back XD)

#Hyuga Neji #Tenten #Rock Lee #Maito Gai #Hatake Kakashi #these are their children your honour

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sawyer-is-eepy · 13 days

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on our way

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chilapis · 11 days

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Speaking of family…. Chilapis family? 5 children. Maybe more.

#my final message to the world (for tonight) (good night everyone)#I’m thinking. 5 kids. I was going to say 9 but I also want to take care of his siblings as well?#and for whatever reason there is this idea stuck in my head that he has seven siblings #i have no sources on this.#But I Know. Trust me on This.#it’d be such a safe and wonderful environment; our children will never know danger for a single moment. Home will be a safespace for them.#He would literally make such a wonderful father it drives me insane.#‘Who is going to take care of them’ my brother in arms… me.#Well. But I’ll have my own job… I suppose I could leave them to a subordinate— nevemind that I’m taking the damn horde with me to court.#your honour please excuse my gagglefuck amount of children they’re very sweet and if you misspeak about them I’ll shoot you.#goodness me I also need to get the references for his siblings in order.#i love them so much. i’m going to teach teucer how to do calligraphy (he’s going to tell ajax that he married a loser #🥀#before anyone says anything. i was crying my eyes out like an hour ago. let me have this

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wonderful-world-of-midget-mcgee · 5 months

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That one character who thinks it's the "Geneva Suggestions"

#war crimes on the daily baby!#he's my son and I love him your honour #writing #writing memes #writing problems #authors #chaos everywhere #I love my literary children #characters #writers

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jyou-no-sonoko19 · 1 year

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#Mary Wardwell #Michelle Gomez #Chilling Adventures of Sabrina #I love her your honour #i love her so fucking much #''I am a teacher after all'' will never not crack me up #Mary what are you *saying*???#When people say children can be 'little terrors' they don't mean with a capital T #how did that prepare you for this?#(answer: it did not and she is faking it heroically)

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sokkas-first-fangirl · 2 years

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Do you take Animaniacs prompts? How about Scratchy protecting the Warners?

I do indeed! 💕

Scratchy played an odd role in Animaniacs. Well, no one played a normal role on the "totally insaney" show (not even Plotz), but Scratchy could admit his role was odd.

He was the unofficial caretaker of the Warners. Their P-sychiatrist. Their parental figure. Their favourite target to torment. Their nemesis, the one who broke up their fun. The one who worried about their safety, while literally tearing his hair out as they drove him to the brink of sanity.

Things stayed weird when the cameras stopped rolling. The Warners were the Warners: embodiments of chaos, powerful toons in their own right...But they were also three little kids. At the end of the day, they were alone in the world, no other family to speak of.

Of course Scratchy was going to worry about them.

So, whenever they had a press conference, or a convention or any sort of promotional work, Scratchy made sure he was placed near his three zany patients. Nurse often did the same, Slappy could usually be found hovering nearby; even Pinky and Brain would check in on the kids if Scratchy wasn't there.

But today, Scratchy was here. And he wasn't pleased.

It wasn't unusual for a crowd of reporters to corner the kids, thinking they could milk information from them; maybe get a scandal, learn secrets about the show, or get an idea for when the next season would drop.

No, it wasn't unusual, but it still made Scratchy's blood boil.

He stormed over there and got in between the Warners and the pushy reporters.

"Ahem," he said coldly. "Zey are minors. You cannot interview zem vithout un guardian present."

One man with a rather large microphone didn't look impressed. "They don't have any guardians," he said, sounding impatient.

A warm hand took Scratchy's. He looked down and met Wakko's wide eyes. He looked very small all of a sudden. Behind him, Yakko was shifting anxiously and Dot looked seconds away from screaming and throwing a punch.

"Zat is vhere you vould be wrong," Scratchy snapped, squeezing Wakko's hand. He held his arm out and, looking bemused, Yakko and Dot scooted closer. Once they were close enough, Scratchy wrapped his arm around them, holding them against his side. "I am zheir guardian. Unless you vant to be kicked out, leave my kidses alone."

He didn't give the reporters time to respond: he just guided the kids away, keeping a firm hold on them.

To his surprise, they didn't immediately run off. They didn't tease him or pull out some sort of gag.

"...Did you just call us-?" Yakko started to speak, but didn't finish. He was staring at Scratchy like he'd never seen him before.

Well. Time to bit the bullet, huh?

"Vas I vrong?" Scratchy asked.

"No," Wakko mumbled. He smiled, his tongue lolling from his mouth.

"We knew you loved us, Dadoo!" Dot laughed. Scratchy pretended not to see her eyes water.

"I do," Scratchy said. Now that the moment was calming down, he felt oddly embarrassed.

The Warners didn't laugh or tease, or throw him out a nearby window. Wakko held his hand tighter, Dot beamed at him and Yakko leaned against him, letting Scratchy guide them back to the rest of their cast.

"Yeah, well, we love you too," Yakko said. "Even if you're a pain in the neck."

"At least he has a neck," Dot said. "Unlike poor Plotzy."

Yes, that was more like it.

Scratchy couldn't quite wipe the smile from his face. Even as the interviews began in earnest and the kids began to throw pies around, he was still smiling. Even as he sighed and stood up to try (and fail) to reign them in, he was snickering to himself.

Yes, Scratchy had an odd role to play, but it was a role he'd play with pride.

Perhaps he should add "Dadoo" to his list of qualifications.

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