#they are literally the only ones that dont start fights with eachother

[michealmyers-official]

Truly unproblematic favs

#tua #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #they are literally the only ones that dont start fights with eachother #im rewatching season 2 and i just love their dynamic so much #the scene where they dance in the salon is pure seratonin

[tgirljoker]

feeling things about morgana. need to talk about him or ill die

#if im being so real i think a lot of people dislike morgana because they literally just dont think about his age 😭 #he literally cant be older than 3 during the events of p5 and while i dont think he has the mindset of a literal toddler #theres a reason why he acts noticeably less mature than the other thieves at times!! hes just a kid!! just a little baby man #hes also the only thief that doesnt join the party to change the heart of someone specific #he joins the thieves as part of a DEAL in which he gives the thieves info about the metaverse #and in return they help him get to the depths of mementos #as opposed to the other thieves who have all suffered injustices at the hands of one of the palace rulers #morgana doesnt have any reason to fight besides his ethics and the hope that he might have the chance to be human #on top of the fact that he feels inherently useless and lesser because hes a cat he also feels like he doesnt belong!! #he feels like he doesnt belong with the thieves!! a group of outcasts with no one else that he feels he doesnt have a place in!! #sigh #sorry he has so so so much potential and genuinely couldve been one of the best characters in the game had his arc been executed well #AND ANOTHER THING ACTUALLY #contrary to popular opinion i actually think the start of the okumura arc shouldve been longer to give adequate spotlight to mona AND haru #because theyre integral to eachothers character arcs and no one sees that for some reason!! #morgana gets someone who relies on him for metaverse knowledge again giving him feelings of usefulness that hes lacked #since makoto and futaba took his roles as advisor and navigator for the thieves!! #people think his outburst during okumura arc was solely due to his and ryujis bickerings #when its not!! he consistently feels undervalued by all the thieves!! #even akira doesnt notice anything is wrong with him until hes already run away #respect if youve read this far but the tags on this post are already long enough lmao 😭 #um. sorry hes everything to me #persona

[desire-mona]

this most definitely isnt an original thought and i've probably heard it on a podcast before but. i am so married to todd's sweaty tooth madman poem being a metaphor for not accepting being gay.

so here's me picking the whole thing apart (and not proofreading anything)

so starting with

the sweaty toothed madman of course being walt whitman, who we all know is (at least rumoured to be) gay. now the interpretation of whitman being a metaphor for todd's sexuality is nothing new, but i'd like to expand on it.

"i close my eyes and this image floats beside me"

i see this as any moment todd has to himself, no matter where he is, he is reminded whitman/ the fact that he's gay. the specific usage of closing your eyes to mean that the image/ reminder is always there, always following. i see the use of the words "beside me" in a couple different ways. either to suggest that the reminder is just out of view, being pushed away just enough to not be the main focus and more something you see in your peripheral, or in a 3rd person perspective, seeing todd and the imagery of walt beside eachother, coinciding with eachother. i could see both interpretations working equally as well, or even comined.

"the sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain"

THIS LINE. i loooove his use of sweaty toothed!!!!!

if you're not sure what sweaty toothed means, it just kinda means ur teeth r. wet. drooly mouth. i see this madman being sweaty toothed to mean that he's "hungry", not literally, but more desiring something. this being truth, which i'll get into later.

the stare that pounds my brain. oh man. ok so obviously this means that the image/ thought is intimidating, terrifying, threatening. the implication that todd being gay is as much of a threat to his life/ wellbeing as a madman that has it out for him, both ideas causing him an insane amount of stress.

this line is fairly simple to me, the reminder goes from something that terrifies you but ultimately can go unacknowledged, to a constant, overbearing thought that suffocates you enough that you HAVE to face it in some way or another. todd is facing it fearfully, letting it take control of him and how he acts rather than tackling the idea himself. he is defenseless against this part of him

truth (ur gay)

todd thinkin this truth will leave him unsatisfied in life :-( not only in the love sense tho! with his family too, if they find out god forbid, theyll surely view him differently and cast him off even farther than they already do. i also like to think this is him lowkey complaining that the blankets at welton are too small.

this also, devastatingly enough, reminds me of the bit from rocketman where elton comes out to his mom.

clip from rocketman (2019)

and he's mumbling. he's mumbling! this truth is still cloudy, not full realised, still being pushed away. whitman wants the truth, todd wants the truth, but he's still not ready, everything's still uncertain. this uncertain truth could also pertain to todd's feelings toward neil specifically, but i dont think that was the intention. todd does exist as his own person!

this ones simple again. you can fight off your feelings and sexuality all you want but it still wont really lead you anywhere you wanna be. you either end up marrying someone you dont love (women), or you end up alone. also the heavy emphasis on physical violence toward the Truth Blanket could be a metaphor for the physical danger todd would be in if anyone found out, but im not hellbent on that idea.

god. "from the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying," is a BEAUTIFUL way to convey "your entire life" todd you have such a way with words. anyway. i take this as something like. this is something you're born with and cant change, todd was born gay, obviously, and it will never go away with any amount of effort. hence the wailing, crying, and screaming.

also i view the specific line of "it will just cover your face" in a couple different ways. either to mean this truth will suffocate you no matter what you do, or this truth will leave you needing to hide major parts of yourself from the world.

this got a bit repetitive, i apologise. but i still have more to say.

some parts of this poem i find to be a bit too wordy to have been come up with on the spot. do i think todd is talented enough to do so? absolutely! but i just dont think that's the case. i have no doubt in my mind that a LOT of what he said in front of the class was either already on his mind, or was written down beforehand but eventually scrapped.

specifics i have in mind are the concepts of a sweaty toothed madman and a blanket that leaves your feet cold. i dont think this sweaty toothed madman was written specifically with whitman in mind, i think it was just a vessel for his anxiety generally. but the blanket i just KNOW was thought out and written down with the intention to like. be a metaphor for being unsatisfied.

and that only makes the class laughing at that line that much worse, no wonder he wanted to stop! not only was todd incredibly brave for continuing after, but keating was unimaginably quick to get the focus back to the poem. he knew that metaphor meant something to todd, and choosing to expand on that was actually an amazing way to drive that home.

either way, todd's far more brave than i ever could be. i'd be shitting myself up there.

also if u disagree with any of these points are wanna add anything then TELL MEEEE!!! art is anything but subjective and i looove seeing how you guys view things like this.

#desire mona #once again. i am todd anderson #and keating #what a nightmare kin combo actually #dead poets society #media #todd anderson #anderperry #banger

[akutasoda]

i loveddd that enemies troupe with chuuya fic!!

so, can i ask for the one bed troupe with chuuya? if you don’t what it is, it’s pretty much where two people have to share one singular bed due to some random reason. anywayssss, same enemies troupe pls hehe also they fight for who sleeps on the floor but they decide to just put pillows in between themselves.

BUT reader tends to grab, hug, and sleep on anything and everything she can get her hands on whilst asleep. (pillows, sheets, CHUUYA😻😻, and so.)

and

THEY WAKE UP IN EACHOTHERS ARMS BUT CHUUYA WAKES UP FIRST

the wall between us

synopsis - after being sent on a long mission with your enemy, you find out the room you're staying in has one bed

includes - chuuya

warnings - fem!reader(but not really specified), fluff, enemies to lovers, wc - 485

a/n: i'm so happy that you enjoyed! i kind if imagined it as sort of a prequel to that do i hope you dont mind

if there was one person you didn't wabt to be paired up with for a long distance mission was chuuya. literally anyone else seemed like a better choice. but you weren't really willing to argue with mori and decided just to get it over and done with.

you didn't understand what was so dangerous that it required two executives. and what made it even worse was that it was out of yokohama so you and chuuya would be gone for a too long for your liking. and it also meant finding accommodation near the area which according to mori had already been arranged.

so eventually reaching the accommodation you went ahead and went to your room before chuuya could even figure out where to go. you had assumed that you both had separate rooms seeing as when you entered your room there was only one bed and the fact that it would be the obvious option.

but unfortunately not too long after you had got into your room, chuuya appeared in the doorway and in which chaos ensued. you two started bickering like children about getting out of each other's room before realisation started to dawn. so before you two ended up actually probably destroying the room chuuya had phoned back in.

before looking at you with the most annoyed/shocked face you wished you could take a picture of. and that's when you two found out. you had to share a room. a room with one bed. with no other rooms available.

'you can sleep on the floor' that was the first thing he told you before barging past you and looking around the room. 'excuse me? i think you should sleep on the floor i got here first' you snarked. and yet again you two got into another argument.

eventually, due to it getting late, you two had simply decided to use the spare pillows to build a makeshift wall along the middle of the bed. and left it at that to get ready for bed.

what you hadn't told him was that you often in your sleep grabbed and higged whatever you could find. normally you had extra pillows (or plushies) to grab for that reason. but you just hoped that you wouldn't reach for him. that was part of the reason that you suggested the pillow wall.

but unbeknownst to either of you, during the night you had found yourself looking for something to grab on too. and as if it were a cruel prank the pillow wall had been broken by fidgeting and movement so instead you arms wrapped around him. enticed by the warmth you nuzzled even closer. and eventually chuuya had too been enticed by the warmth and cuddled into you.

chuuya had woken up first and immediately had the reddest face. in the morning the only thing exchanged were sarcastic comments and heavily red faces and very few looks. you both swore to never speak of that again.

#x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x female reader #bsd fluff #bsd chuuya #chuuya x reader #chuuya x fem!reader

[crushedsweets]

What do the proxies think of each other?

this is gonna be kinda messy and disorganized but i got it HANDLED

again, THIS IS ALL MY AU!!! there is a streamline, detailed plot that intertwines, so these characters mingle and grow in ways they probably wouldnt in canon, since different events follow them here O/S Syndrome = Operator/Slender Syndrome, aka slender sickness

Toby: He thinks of Brian and Tim kinda like shitty uncles who only come around every now and again . they used to taunt him a lot cuz toby was always like. annoying, selfish, sarcastic - so it would piss them off, and they'd piss toby off, and then it would be pretty bad. but as toby gets older and calms the fuck down, it gets better between them . he gets pretty sad when they eventually cut him(and everyone) off to move to like, canada or oregon or something.

he likes kate. theyre both outcasts even in a group of creeps and killers and literal monsters.... so toby's always been nice to her. when she refused to come to the cabin, he ended up dragging a mattress over to the mines for her. brings her food, gallons of water, t shirts. she owns random band t shirts that she doesnt even listen to cuz toby gave it to her LMFAOOO . he's the reason kate starts coming and staying at the cabin

Kate: she hates tim. completely cannot stand him. she hates when slendy makes them work together. he's been a dick to her since he met her, because their first time meeting was um. her dragging tim through the forest while he was unconscious. and she was generally part of what tormented him during the events of marble hornets (IN MY AU OBVIOUSLY). he's also uncomfortable because when she kills people she does it with her bare hands. will lick the blood and dirt and grime off her fingers. generally freaky.

she's better with brian. he doesn't remember her tormenting him so much during MH, but he still knows - but he's better at empathizing with her situation. he kinda pieced together what happened to her, while tims just blinded by like. anger and trauma. dont get me wrong, brian is still uncomfortable around her (again, she acts really scary when working), but when she's not working and she just sits there. she looks so tired, and she's so quiet, and its sad. he feels for her.

she likes toby, too. first person to treat her fully like a person after becoming a proxy without her having to like, beg for it (directly or indirectly). again, he brings her things, he's kind to her, laughs with her. he'll tease her and make fun of her but she can tell it's not with ill intent so she'll do it back - she considers him her best friend for a while.

Tim:

HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER ok i know i call him an asshole and say he's mean a lot but i legit am not mad at him and i think he is within reason (like 60% of the time) since like. kates dragged his unconscious body through the forest and left him covered in scratches/bruises, toby's almost always throwing the first punch, he's had his entire life derailed for so fucking long, and these kids don't make it any easier- he could've been in kates position, which is the one thing that makes him kinda hesitate when he wants to say smth mean. he usually isnt an asshole unprompted, but he'll always take it the second step.

a lot different for brian. he wanted him dead for a while too. blamed him for a lot of stuff, but at this point he........... has nobody else. brian is his friend. i feel like writing too much about the complication of their relationship kinda takes away from it. theyre roommates, they leave together, they'd fight tooth and nail to stay in eachothers lives. despite everything

Brian:

i feel like i dont have a lot to say about brian since I already described everyone else's relationship...

just to sum it all up with him, he cares more about all three of them then he lets on. but he's also a lot better at showing he cares. he brings some basic groceries and beer and shit over to the cabin pretty frequently, he'll hang around toby and if kates there, ask if she needs anything. she usually just shakes her head, but on the off chance she says she wants like. a specific drink. he kinda feels like he got +1 friendship points with her LMFAOOO . and obviously he jokes around and messes with toby when they're not fighting

and again, same thing with tim. that's his friend. he's missing a LOT of memories from the events of MH, but tim hasn't hesitated in telling him how he feels about it... and he feels bad. it all sucks. even now, he says things he doesnt mean, just because all of the guilt and anger and trauma gets him and tim both riled up. then they go get a drink together and move on

overall, the proxies are pretty messy. brian and tim arent very present anymore, toby and kate are sort of taking on their 'in charge' roles. their relationship slowly mends itself over time, since my AU largely focuses on improvement and recovery and redemption (HOWEVER MUCH THEY CAN ALL THINGS CONSIDERED...), but its still pretty bad

#asks #creeped #hcs

[queerplatonicshipshowdown]

Quarterfinals, Match 1

Balloon and Suitcase (Suitloon) from Inanimate Insanity vs. John Doe and Arthur Lester (Jarthur) from Malevolent!

Propaganda for Suitloon:

I think of them as queerplatonic, because theyre incredibly close and are pretty much each other's support systems. Balloon is Aromantic (technically canon? one of the creators said he was so im rlly hoping it is canon) so this is NOT a romantic ship. They dont have any romantic interactions, but you can spin every scene how you want. I just think they're in a QPR and are heavily supportive and understanding to each other. (Since like. half the people in the show fucking hate Balloon, and not many people seem to like to let Suitcase speak for herself)

Propaganda for Jarthur:

The inherent intimacy of having a guy (John) inside your (Arthur) head who you don't know the history or goals of but still bond over the atrocities you go through in your shared body. And sometimes he's an arsehole but you know that he wants the best for you and it's so much more than any other relationship they could have and in the end they always have eachother and I'm jealous of a sad British man and the voice in his head. They're friends and each others world and everything and I want what they have. OH DID I MENTION THAT ARTHUR IS FUCKINF BLIND AND JOHN IS HIS ONLY ACCESS TO SIGHT? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Like John always takes such care to describe their surroundings (no seriously he starts waxing poetic). I mean yh he withholds it sometimes but every door has its issues. Anyways yh I love them and they deserve the world.

They are extremely close, both literally and figuratively. John is inside of Arthur's head, and they often fight in ways that have been referred to by the fans as 'divorce moments' but they still very clearly care about and love each other, in a way that is explicitely non-romantic. Their love is desperate and aching and they're not just friends, but they are definitely not dating, and a LOT of the fandom interprets them as queerplatonic.

Oh, the special kind of affection and friendship that can only bloom between a 1930s private detective and the eldritch entity that ends up possessing his eyes and left arm. 95% of this show is Arthur (the detective) bickering with John (the eldritch entity) like an old married couple, and falling in and out of trust with each other. Despite that they are both fiercely loyal to the other and by the point the podcast is at now they seem to trust each other implicitly - Arthur has to rely on John to guide him since John can see out of the eyes of their body and Arthur can't, but when they fall into an abandoned mine and are reunited (long story) they immediately fall back into that old, trusting rhythm. They share a body and their initial goal in the podcast is to be separated, but by the point we're at now they're not too fussed about it. They're making plans to go out to dinner and the movies. Also, Arthur is aro-coded - there's a big emotional arc that involves him accepting the fact that he never had romantic feelings for his wife, even during the birth of their child or her death, and how that doesn't make him a bad person or diminish the love he felt for that child.

They have fought gods together. Also they're positive plural representation. What is there not to love????

#tournament #tournament poll #tournament polls #poll #polls #tumblr poll #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #qpr #queerplatonic ship showdown #queerplatonic ship #queerplatonic #quarterfinals #suitcase #inanimate insanity suitcase #balloon #inanimate insanity balloon #suitloon #inanimate insanity #john doe #malevolent john #arthur lester #jarthur #malevolent #rusty quill

[slaymbo]

more yan!class 1a with earthbender readerr :3

y'all know the sports festival where they had to fight eachother in the ring? yeah, if y/n got to the point where they have to fight todoroki its gonna be INSANE

HEAR ME OUT, OKAY

because technically earthbenders can bend certain oils, riiight?

and it would be hilarious if y/n threw oil at him right after he finally lets himself use his fire

Todoroki steps into the ring, feeling electrified after his victory against Izuku. He knew you were strong, but as the festival went on he realized he was stronger. Or so he thought

"This is it, Y/N. It's impressive that you've made it this far, but I will be the one to end your winning streak once and for all." He says with a bit of melancholy in his voice, wanting to hurt his darling as little as possible.

You said nothing as the cameras focused on you opening a bottle of what seems to be water. Todoroki tilts his head in confusion "I thought you couldn't control water?"

You smile knowingly, shaking your head right before you force the viscous liquid out of the bottle and onto him.

As soon as it hits him, so does realization. This isnt water...it's oil. He runs towards you in an attempt to freeze your precious body in place, but he's too late. The earth around you both starts to rumble and get hot as parts of the ground begin to break apart. Shoto looks into one of the cracks...

Holy shit

That's lava

You strain your muscles as you bring up the hot magma slowly, obviously not wanting to hurt your classmate. Frozen in fear (or awe?), he doesn't even realize that it has already surrounded him. He's fucked.

"I-I...how...huh???" Shoto tries to form a coherent sentence, but all of his words have seemed to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn.

You smile as Midnight declares you as the victor of the match, pushing the lava back from were it came with your quirk and walking up to Shoto, giving him what was essentially a "good job" hug.

that day is when the whole class went crazy over you

yeah, shoto was a bit embarrassed that he was defeated so quickly, but he was more proud of you than anything

your classmates always want to train with you now, you becoming their first pick whenever they must partner up (the rest of them get jealous, but who cares)

izuku not only has ten pages dedicated to you and todoroki's fight (if you can even call it that), but he definitely has multiple videos of it.

bakugo ALWAYS wants to fight with you now, claiming because he 'needs to show you that he's better' (he just loves your attention fr)

denki and sero take any chance they get to flirt with you and put you off rhythm when you fight with them

unrelated rapid fire hcs GO!!!

the bakusquad helps you with vocal tolerance training (itll make sense if you read the other post), it started with far away whispers and now they can yell with you only being slightly overwhelmed!

jirou has totally eavesdropped on you singing in the shower b4, damn near dying because of your angelic voice (you could literally sing like you have nails in your throat, you still sound like an angel to her)

also i feel like she understands being overwhelmed by noises bc of her quirk, so you guys have both had cuddle sessions to calm yourselves down while listening to each others heartbeats

shoji's mask accidently came off one time, and he was ashamed bc he didnt want his darling to think he was ugly!!! but when you gasped and your eyes started twinkling, his heart damn near stopped. you thought he looked good!!! and ever since then he shows his face around u

momo, iida, and shoto all try to compete with each other to see who can get you the most elaborate gifts.

alr thats all i got rn. dont be afraid to send asks! :3

#yandere class 1a

[legodamianwayne]

BATMAN AND ROBIN 2023 #1 (Take 6 (yes))

(im not writing this as i go since ive already read the issue before. ill also be mentioning gotham war since this takes place during it (just a warning for spoilers!))

i just noticed the bat and robin on the cover! so cute

OH........(just noticed this too) that doesn't look good

look at them goofing off n having fun

this is cute but the way bruce acts here and in gotham war is so jarring its kinda funny

bruce in batman #137: can't stand my fake ass family

bruce in b&r: me and my son damian 🤗

bruce is in his "local dilf in the area" era rn

damian having talia's mannerism that bruce noticed is so <3

and here its confirmed that this takes place during gotham war. not sure how to feel about that

STILL INSANE OVER THIS baby first self insert fanfic

damian went from drawing hyper realistic gore vent art to anime eyes in the corner

i think it'd be fun if we see damian write more as the story goes on. like him daydreaming n doodling in class

wonder if theres any meaning with damian putting talia as a hero n bruce as a criminal here...or maybe its just a "totally original character do not steal" thing

you dont say bruce 🙄

"the last few years"?? pretty sure the events shown there all happened not even in 2 years since damian turned 14 around the start of the lazarus tournament

also why are alfred n talia not shown there? alfred's death has huge impact on damian (he literally hallucinated him) n talia was there as much as ra's

i dont like how damian looks here but that white connor should be a crime

"thats enough emotions for tonight father" [slams door]

i wonder why damian is staying with bruce tho (outside of making this book exist) didn't bruce n talia had a custody battle moment™ n damian's like "nah i have my own life (is literally 14)"

HELL YEAH MY BOY CAN COOK

he's quoting alfred ohhh im gonna sob

this is kinda embarrassing for bruce...like ur son is finally living with you again n he's the one up early cooking?? sir u better step up

aw he's making tea the way alfred did

*squints* did bruce get his hand back? thats a pretty normal looking hand to me

did damian's comment on it in batman #137 made bruce think "shit i cant give damian any ideas of getting a robot hand" n he just. magically grow it back

[GLASS SHATTERING SOUND]

gotham...heights? n. not gotham academy? no maps? no damian joining her dnd team?? no detective club finally hanging out with damian??

ik damian got expelled from gotham academy BUT. WHY

okay? whats the point if he's not going to the same school that his friend went to?

interesting how damian fantasize for a normal life in robin 2021 (with him liking the mundanity of shoujo manga) n now that bruce is offering him that he's rejecting it (or maybe he just rly don't like school which is. fair enough)

wellll just cuz we're not getting maps n the detective club doesn't mean damian's other friends arent showing up right? RIGHT? (maya plz come home)

THE ROBIN MOBILEEE it looks so ridiculous i love it

HOLD ON. DOES THIS CAR HAVE NO SEAT BELTS?? BRUCE UR LETTING THIS SLIDE?

ik that thing is rly loud too damian waking up the whole neighborhood here

not rumors abt the batfam fighting getting spread around?? this is so embarrassing omg

am i the only one getting gotham academy flashbacks here? with killer croc n the trio with the fox shark n bird masks

they're very comfortable with calling eachother father n son while in suits huh. ig everyone in gotham knows that batman is a dilf (who's beefing with his adult children) now

not much to say abt the rest: bruce got shot with something n now bats are attacking him

end thoughts: i hope with all the focus on animals here means that we're getting damian's pets back soon n that gotham war wont affect this book much since i rly want to see damian interact with his siblings again. also is it just me or does the day scenes looks very bright? saturated? it kinda hurts for me to read idk. the night scenes r pretty tho

next issue is damian's first day on his new school that is not gotham academy but im still excited for it! (coping)

bonus bestie corner

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman and robin 2023 #FINALLY tumblr keeps posting it while im editing it but its done yippee #this is inspired by makeste bnh/a liveblogs! i remember how much fun it was reading them that i wanna try it with b&r #tho i dont think i could ever write as much for a single issue... #still figuring out how i want to do this

[evsstolenhearts]

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

-David as the Shaw Pack Teenagers run away

WE HAVE TEENAGERS IN THE SHAW PACK! HERES SOME THINGS ABT THEM!!

Find all the character intro here <3

✮⋆˙ idk if you've ever heard of Class Dojo, but they have it. Class Dojo is an app parents use to reward students with points for good behavior (and take points for bad behavior.)

The class teacher is Adria Wyndam (occasionally points are given by Linda Wydnam)

Points can be given for: eating three meal, showering, brushing ur teeth, doing homework, ect.

Points can be taken for: physical fights, property damage, all nighters, not eating, ect. (You can argue, if you pulled an all-nighter to finsih an essay your teacher then no points will be taken)

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✮⋆˙ TEENAGERS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO GO TO SHAW PACK SECURITY GIGS

But.... someone could always sneak in....

It's a running contest to see who can sneak into more Shaw Security gigs. Which became harder when Christian found Felix once...

They started holding the meetings where the teens WOULDNT GO, instead of talking about the gigs at a pack meeting like they where.

But not they just sneak into those as well.

Willow has the highest record of sneaking into 7 gigs with out being caught.

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✮⋆˙ Lorelais apartment is like, free range. Between all the teens, theres one key. ONE. So if YOU FUCKING HAVE IT, visit her :]

Lorelai is a forensic sci major, so she spends a lot of nights passed out on her couch or at a library

But she always keeps her fridge decently stocked, and keeps blankets and pillows in the hall closet and plushies on the crouch, so anyone can crush if they need to.

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✮⋆˙ Shayfers just try and live their life, but he will walk downstairs at least 3 times a month to someone who does not live there.

Has walked down to see Felix sitting on the counter top at 5am with a bowl of cereal.

Has seen Sammy sneaking OUT the window (how long were they inside???)

Woke up and Willow was having a full blown conversation with Linda.... at 8pm at night.

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✮⋆˙ there's a jar in Sammy's bedroom marked "we fucked up" with just a bunch of bills in it.

Everyone contributes (even Lorelai), and there's a... concerning amount of money.

It's only been emptied twice, none of the adults know it exists.

It's bail money.

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✮⋆˙ a suprising amount of windows have been broken. Like... a weird amount.

If your doing something your not suppose to and your about to be caught, many times someone has thought a window was open and learn it's wasn't to late....

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✮⋆˙ if you do not have good reflexes, get some

This pack is full of deranged teenagers, shit gets thrown. From pillows and objects, to candy and chips, to eachother. Fucking duck

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✮⋆˙ Felix's cat has been, on rare occasions, kidnapped. Not by a stranger. By a teenager. It's a thing. The cat is always back with in 24 hours.

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✮⋆˙ they all go to the same school (aside from Lorelai, obv) but all kinda have their own friends and groups.

This said, passing in the halls is almost like passing by someone you REALLY DONT WANNA SEE.

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Like when you pass your older sibling and will either hide or smack the shit out of them (according to my friend, I'm an only child.)

Or, as mentioned, throwing shit across the halls at one another.

✮⋆˙ clothes occasionally go missing. Literally. Like, not "it goes missing bc someone else stole it."

Like someone else touched it and now it's gone.

Its kinds creepy.

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✮⋆˙ chilling in a pitch black room, nothing to it. Just chilling.

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✮⋆˙ sneaking out (or if you have chilling parents, just walking out) to chill in random places, forest, parking lots, 3am shopping, ect.

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#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted teens #redacted teenagers

[izakiisdead]

Requested by : ME.

Genre: (Not really sure tbh, maybe fluff) (SFW)

Headcanons : Denki Kaminari x Idol!Male Reader !!

Fem/Fem aligned DNI

You and Denki has been together since you guys were in second year of high school. The both of you started off as friends but decided to take the next step after knowing the feelings were mutual.

If you were happy, imagine how happy and giddy he feels when he knew that you liked him as much as he likes you. He was screaming into his pillows when he found out and Bakugou would 100% beat him up for being too loud.

I mean of course he would feel giddy, it’s literally you. Everyone admired you because you’re a famous idol ! Even before you became an idol and was still a student, you were always loved by everyone especially with how kind and thoughtful you are and how charismatic you are! Of course there’s some times that you would be all shy but that’s normal !

Despite having many fans since high school till now, your gaze has never left that one energetic blonde.

You personally liked him because in some sort of way he’s kind of likeable. Every time when yours and his class would have periods together you always caught yourself staring at him with glistening eyes.

The both of you would sometimes help eachother when you guys partner up back in high school.

Now that you’re a famous and a shining idol, life was different. It started from the majority of the school liking you to almost everyone around the globe liking you which means Denki has some competition but of course, he knows better than to fight with your fans… (i think..) but overall if anybody dares to call themselves ’your biggest fan’ he would shut them up and tell them why he’s your biggest fan. It never fails to get a laugh out of you.

Despite him picking ‘fights’ with your fans, your fans still loves him because he’s your boyfriend and he makes you happy. Plus, its funny to see him 'fight' with a fan on Twitter about ‘who's your biggest fan’.

He honestly loves drawing and making art of you and he never fails to amaze you with his artistic skills, you make room to keep his art whether its on your walls or on the shelves bit theres sometimes moments where he would draw nsfw and when you saw it you jokingly pouted and said ”I dont wanna be friends with you anymore” in a joking manner. He felt his heart ache and tried apologizing to you while you were laughing, he knew you were just playing but it doesn’t hurt to play along right?

Even if its nsfw work you just kept it because he took his time to draw it for you but deep down you know that he’s just messing with you by making you nsfw art, c’mon guys- it’s literally Denki he can be a little pervert sometimes— (LMAO)

He obviously would religiously attend you concerts, in fact he’s always the first one to be there because he came with you and he has the pleasure of going backstage to meet you. Of course there’s moments that he couldn’t come to your concerts because it clashed with his hero work but whenever there’s free time and you’re having a concert, you bet your ass he’s there. Even if he has hero work he can just comeback home after a long day and listen to you sing a song for him to help him sleep, that itself is already a concert for him and only him.

He would obviously compliment how pretty and handsome you are in the outfits you have to wear and would literally beg to match with you because he wants to look good with you :))

He would purposely take selfies of you and him going on a date and post it online to piss off your fans while you just laugh at their responses to the post.

You yourself would post pictures of you and him going on dates or just enjoying each other’s company while the comments are filled with “me n who ?” or “gay.”

He most definitely did a better job at protecting you from your fans compared to the security guards, lets not forget that despite you and him are dating, he’s still a pro hero, working hard for world peace so he knows what he’s doing.

He definitely enjoys calling you petnames like pretty boy, cutie, baby and other petnames whenever the two are you in an interview on TV just to tease you because the expressions you’re making is too cute.

He would sometimes attend to your practices, whether its dance or singing. He only sometimes attend because he knows that you prefer to work alone and he respects that.

He only comes when you said he can.

thats what he said

Hai !! Izaki here, its been a while since I wrote anything here so I decided a denki x reader would be nice bcz i just love him so muchhh aaaaaa—-

I’ll see you guys laterrr bye byeee !!

#denki fluff #denki x reader #denki kaminari #denki kaminari x male reader #anime x male reader #x male reader #kaminari denki #kaminari x reader #male reader #mha #mha x male reader #x reader #aesthetic #my hero academia x male reader #boku no hero acedamia #my hero acedamia #boku no hero academia

[dual-fantasy]

i also think chester is just. an untapped comedy market. if people even remember he exists they never talk about him. hes literally the funniest one and i stand by that. he fucking hates cameron back in his day they'd eat pure unfiltered radiation. cameron had a sip of diet coke and he was hospitalized. back in his day if you were thirsty you'd go to the swamp and suck the water out of the mud. cameron almost died cause he stepped in dirt. they hate each other(in a way. camerons scared of him. he wants cameron dead)

vito and svetlana try to be friends with cameron but any time they hang out he gets violently hurt. any amount of physical activity and he needs to be put on life support. the same goes for manitoba. hes trying to be friends with cameron but hes allergic to dirt and running. i think mal and cameron would actually be friends. in a special way. cam has to cover his ears and eyes whenever mal opens up twitter but other then that they tolerate each other. cameron got near a Scike Fight and was found barely breathing in a ditch 50 miles away. hes accident prone in a way thats literally impossible. he needs to be put back in the bubble. he was contained in there for a reason. putting cameron near any of the mutant maggots is like throwing a squeaky toy into a crowded dog park. he barely survives every social gathering. Grave Dog

so real people who don't write chester are cowards. it's peak comedy. back in his day there wasn't this fancy pronounce or anything there was only one gender and it belonged to the queen. Cameron gets into a car crash and he's like back in my day there wasn't cars or bikes you had to get onto all fours and crawl. they literally despise eachother so much. he looks at Cameron and starts shaking with rage and Cameron looks at him and starts shaking with fear. peak dynamic

Vito and Svetlana try to be nice. they try. they don't succeed but they do try. Svetlana tries the hardest but she also doesn't really care. she just doesn't like doing first aid because she finds it annoying. Vito and Manitoba dont want Cameron to get hurt but they have literally no idea how to do things without it being dangerous. Vito takes him to a repair shop and he gets flung into the wall and leaves a perfect outline of his body as he breaks it because he got hit by an opening car door. Manitoba asks him to go on a quick walk and ten hours later they just arrived at the beach and Cameron collapsed literally ten seconds in. Manitoba carried him the rest of the way there. mal is friends but in the way that someone on Roblox is mean to him and mal immediately doxxed and sends death threats to their family. Cameron has to remain completely unaware of this otherwise he'll get upset and his heart will explode.

Jo raised her voice at him one and he shriveled like paper in water. he accidentally trips into the scike fight and the next time they see him he's on the news for the most injury they've ever seen on a living human. just in general. maybe the bubble was good for him. now that he knows how to talk to people hes normal so maybe we can stop letting lightning accidentally crush every bone ever when he says hi. squeaky toy is right. please get him out of there it's so bad for him. they keep inviting him because it's funny but it's very bad for him

#total drama #td #td roti #td revenge of the island #revenge of the island #total drama roti #td mal #td svetlana #td chester #td vito #td cameron #🪦🐕

[isjasz]

HHHDHDHDH okok so literly just found your blog, and i’m going through it and A: giggling sm ur art is so pretty and hello??? what?? how??? like ur art is just 💥💥💥/pos B: the the desert duo,,, i noticed people rant to you about desert duo and instead of ignoring it ur like “omg yes that’s literally them” so auahahhahahaha i’m sooo gonna rant (literally like only a freind and my bf know about life series and the friend doesn’t rember much and my bf is half way though third life so i cant talk about it to them cus i don’t wanna spoil it) SO UH yeah i’m gonna ramble,, hope that’s okay!!:,D

okay i also havent watched limited life but some how have started seceret life so sorry dont know much about limited but i do plan on watching it,

OK SPOILER WARNING THO GUYS IF YOU HAVENT FINISHED LIFE SERIES DONNT READ💥💥

okay okay so i have two ideas of life series desert duo:

my first idea is: it’s just a constant one sided love, when ever grian is falling for scar, scar is oblivious, and when scar is falling for grian, grian is trying his best to ignore scar, and it’s a constant painful dance, because that want to be by eachother, they want each other, they NEED eachother, but it’s just never the right time

my second idea, which i kinda like a bit more: is they’re both extremely toxic for each other, they bring out the worst in each other, but they know that, and they don’t care, infact they promise eachother to be worse around eachother, it’s like there love langue, they could get into fights where they nearly kill each other by the end of them, but then get along five seconds later, they are pure chaos and hell together and they’ve made a promise to never change

tldr; they are extremely codependent and tragic and they mean sm to me they are dead ass my roman empire

uhhhhhdhdhdhdh,,, yeah there’s my rambling for today… i do have more but that’s but all my brain could manage to put into words sorry if there’s any grammar or spelling mistakes, i type fast and i’m also fucking dyslexic soo sorry if there’s any mistakes ‼️:,D

Yeah I try to respond to everything bc I feel bad for not doing so, but please don't take advantage of that or do this too often bc reading this type of long asks is. a lot BDKWJEjeeo /lh

You are so right tho I like both ideas they are just so. They are the worst around each other why are they like this 😭😭😭

#is.asks

[ima-ghost-art]

CATS ships mating dances as my favourite strictly come dancing dances!!

That may or may not just be basically all of John and Johannes dances (pls dont judge me these are mostly mlm ships and I feel it best represents them plus they are all amazing!!)

(Inspired by this post!) Prepare bc ima dive head first into this and it will be long lol

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There is no doubt in my mind now that tugoffelees would do a Rumba like This !!! Like the slow deliberate motions that were literally MADE to show eachother off while still taking their own places in the spotlight. A rumba isnt like either of their natural, preferred ways of dancing, but instead a dance that amplifies the emotions that are rarely ever seen infont of the tribe.

Tuggers deep caring side (that we see the moment after misto brings back old doot) is now fully on display for the tribe to see, showing how out of everything, this is who he found and he doesnt have eyes for anyone else, and this fact is something he knows he will never question.

On the other hand we see Mistoffelees, the dance displaying his talents perfectly, hes literally holding the spotlight on them as he shows the tribe that he can lean on Tugger, and without having to look, knows the other tom is right there, ready to support him and lead him if hes anxious, and vise versa.

NOT TO MENTION THE SONG!!! literally just them saying they are not together for popularity nor magical prowess bc they know they are more than that!

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Next up is a lil crazy one but hear me out- Misto x Macavity is hands down This Paso Doble and I will fight you on it! THE POWER in every movement, the dance playing out as a fight because that's what their relationship is, in the best way possible!!!

You have these two incredibly powerful cats, who have always and forever will be, even between lives, connected by the same erratic destructive beautiful force of nature, and as much as they clash and make chaos, always in a never ending fight to see who's the best, but its because of that that they cant help getting drawn to eachother.

In the dance they are constantly drawing the other closer while also pushing away. They mirror eachothers movements while also dancing as the others oposit, an ongoing to and through. They keep switching who's leading as if its battle to be the one in control!!!!

Not to mention THE LIGHTING ITS SELF!!!! A gorgeous show of their emotions crazed and all over the place while still keeping order (plus a fun lil misto glittersplosion at the end!)

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Okay this ones for the inspo of this post @afairytalestray and what I think for Coricojerries dance since their stuff basically convinced me this is arguably one of the best ships ever!!

Now I wasnt sure at first, like tugoffelees they are two very different people with very different dance style but when I tell you when i found this dance?? I became pretty sold I found it!!

First off the song?? When I think of coricojerrie my mind always thinks at how they are each one of a twin with vastly different life experiences yet they both still feel like lonely souls of london that found a home in eachother! Even with their sisters theres just something that separates them from the girls and the rest of the junkyard, but that didn't stop them from gaining an unquestioned place next to eachother!!

In the dance, they start off unsure, still a little lost but then the FIND eachother!!! In this uncanny contemporary dance that manages to mix in jerries acrobatics and acting into it, blending into something unconventional but THEM!!!!

They use each to get through life like they get through the dance, with the mix of physic powers and someone who had only really known a life of crime, the lead and lift eachother, and even if others think they are weird or annoying, they end heads held high and ready to support eachother!!

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Last but not least (for this post at least bc it's getting heckin long oops) ALONZOSTAP!!! I love these boys ma dudes okay and that why I cant deny my heart when i think of this show dance as their dance!

The sweet sweet mix between the tender I love you moments, to the fun showy bits that let's their personalities shine???? Them coming together at the beginning, letting how my they care for eachother come first, only to burst into something exiting and fun that's ever so slightly out of their comfort zones while still representing the laughter they bring to eachother!!

There is no denying that these two are both showmen at heart, just in different ways. Munk strives to tell the storys that teach the next generation, while Alonzo is more seeking the thrill of showing off and dancing because he knows he looks good because it feels good.

So together they are able to combine their loves if performing, dancing for the hell of it while also showing and teaching the younger cats what love is and how its supposed to make you feel! The intense moment where they show that the are the protectors of the tribe, that they are strong and that being who you are and loving someone intensely dosent take away your power but makes you stronger!!!

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Now that's finally out of my head hears a couple extra that I either cant explain/ make obvious sence lol

Dont ask but this gives me young and fresh new dads skimblegus and I live for it!!!

Also we all know this is like, canon Platora

Also also this is literally like a sceen from my royal tugoffelees au I'm writing lol!!

If anyone wants more weird strictly cats dance rants give me ships and I'll try and do another post for them :D

#cats musical #cats the musical #cats the musical au idea #cats the musical dances #strictly come dancing #strictly come dances #tugoffelees #tuggoffelees #the rum tum tugger #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #mistoffelees #Macavity #macavity the mystery cat #mistocavity #Mistoffelees x Macavity #coricojerrie #Coricopat #mungojerrie #cats alonzo #alonzo cats #munkustrap #alonzostrap #platoria #skimblegus

[hopespeakwriting]

Hihi!! I was wondering if I would be able to request Ryoma, Akane, Mondo, Chihiro, and Nekomaru with a S/O thats like Mitsuri from Demon Slayer?

Okay, i-i never saw demon slayer.... i know, i know, im strange- so everything on this is based on the fanon wiki, i hope you like this anyways <3

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Ryoma Hoshi:

Okay- he's not that big on love but-

You?? Yes.

You have a loving aura that makes everyone smile, surprisingly, even him.

Ryoma can see the love in your eyes when you look at him, as if the look in your eyes spoke to him.

The way that you giggle and blush everytime you look at him, The way that you play with your hair, looking away when he kisses you.

But.

He doesn't understand.. why..

Why do you like Him? He's a criminal. You Hate violence. so why him? You hate anything who harms the others. so why? You are supposed to hate him.

but you dont.

you praise and compliment him, you give him your love and affection, you say you love him.

Ryoma can't understand the way you think. but he understands that he loves you.

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Akane Owari:

Akane is absolutly in love with you.

She's confused by you. like- how can someone be so???

Kind, loving, sweet, caring. You are the walking definition of a angel!

If you like PDA she can and will cuddle you for eternity

You panic every time she gets hurt after training with Nekomaru

"Nah, relax babe! its just a scrath! im okay i swear!"

immediately hugs you after

bear hugs!

Seriously, akane is so in love with you, the way you are so kind with everybody, the way you show affection is just---

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Mondo Owada:

you two are the completely opposite of eachother, someone who's always ready for a fight and you a loving and peaceful person.

Protects you from literally anything and everything.

Tries to keep his strong/mean persona around you and fails miserably everytime you smile at him.

Treats like a literal angel, its the least he could do for someone so caring and loving like you.

Mondo is easily pissed off, so he could be starting a fight and then:

"listen here ya punk! you wanna fight huh?! do your worst."

Owada feels a hand on his shoulder, he looks behind him as sees you asking him to stop.

He apologizes to you hugging you and walks away from the fight holding your hand.

Completely in love with you.

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Chihiro Fujisaki:

Two loving pacifists? hell yeah.

Tries to be as affectionate to you as you are with him.

Before you shower the boy with affection, please note that he's easily flustered.

Chihiro can literally just hold hands with you and be red like a tomato.

Shower you with all the love and affection he can

oh, and a bonus! you and him dislike violence so you dont have to worry about him getting in a fight or anything like that!

tell chihiro you love him and see him get all happy and blushy.

" I- i love you too! hehehe~"

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Nekomaru Nidai:

Another one that showers you with affection and bear hugs!

Would a hundred percent hug you for all the eternity.

completly in love with you

everytime he looks at you you can see little hearts in his eyes.

is a 100% sweetheart with you. carries you around bridal style.

Nekomaru dislikes violence too. He swears on his life that he only fights akane for training and that he dont really hurts her.

thinks you're the cutest thing in the whole world. Can and will give you twice the affection you give him.

"You're too cute heheheh~ i wanna hold you forever."

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I hope you enjoyed! if you want me to change anything please tell me! <3

#danganronpa x reader #anime #headcannons #danganronpa #jayjaywrites #danganronpa headcannons #nekomaru x reader #akane x reader #chihiro x reader #ryoma x reader #dr1 mondo #mondo owada #mondo x reader #ryoma hoshi #chihiro fujisaki #akane owari #sdr2 nekomaru #nekomaru nidai

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

I almost hate how much i switched teams from 2718 to abacus, but its just bc he's new and shiny and pretty and pushy. He stifles autonomy so i know 2817 is better in the long run bc u can reason w him and he puts mcs best interests first. Abacus gives me the kind of vibe that he'd let mc get hurt so long as shes his, and tbh i feel like he might enjoy it? Like he'd like to fix her up and *accidentally* press a lil too hard into her wounds wheras 2718 would just use his abilities so that she wont feel the pain to begin w. That's just my assumption tho given what we've seen. Abacus seem the type to only use his powers thingy to subdue reader.

We know that 2718 has met readers past forms/reincarnation w.e u call it and i originally thought abacus did too. Maybe he was her affair or lover in a previous reincarnation methinks? I just felt like he knows her before. This changed a bit towards the end when they were walkin thru the streets while he was giving her the endoscopy (😮‍💨💦) and we learned just how badly mc is seen. Now im starting to wonder if aba is just greedy n wanted her as his lil disabled spouse genuinely, no past relation. Idk. I still feel like they know each other previously. Or maybe he sensed something abt her back when 2817 brought her in to that place all the way back then. Mc is key to the universe type thing. Doubt that tho.

Neyways i think aba is gnna take her home where he reveals that he not only has four arms, but also two dicks n he's gnna try to fawk her but some event will inconveniently stop him. I also think he lives in an oasis like place, their version of natural wood everywhere, running waterfalls from the cieling, tons of glass that he can mentally control and shatter at will to threaten reader while having a saccharine smile on his face, the works really.

I wnna believe translator(TA) is gnna get 2718 and theyll find mc but now im thinking maybe they might not meet up like that. 2718 might find TA n ditch her to find mc and TA has to scramble to keep up, might even meet her on the way back after 2718 saves the day. Also wondering whts gnna happen to TA bc i dont think anything criminally bad happened to her even tho we heard her screaming. Be real interesting if she were screaming bc 2817 found her and juuuust missed mc and aba. I think when 2718 finds mc and aba they're gnna be familiar w eachother but not fight bc aba is one slippery bastard. Or maybe itll be convenient where aba leaves mc unattended for a bit and someone tries to harm her and then 2718 makes him big appearance, like when mc was first dropped into the world and 2718 saved her. I have more thoughts on that but ive already wrote an essay here and in my other ask 😭

Anywhooo ty fr the chapter, hope your healing well 💕💕💕 -🐰

Damn this sure is a well written essay 😳 its either ur a really good analyst or im just a predictable writer cause it almost seems like u have access to my drafts

Cuase that... Kinda exactly whats gonna happen ngl, its still pretty rough around the edges part 15 is just still in its embryo stage with a 50 word list of whars going to hapoen, but yea it pretty similar to what you just described , havent been writing cause i regained my leg freedom finally and i spent literally every waking hour outside, driving and shit

There is going to be a fawking scene in p15 ill tell u and whoevers reading that. Similar to what you descibe with their anatomy but a little different in sequence of events

Thanks for sending in this ask bunny anon this is so cool and i had a great read ❤️❤️ lovely motivation youve given me and i really appreciatte the essay asks -- like, i appreciate if A LOT actually, thanks for reading language barrier too

#bunny emoji anon

[blood-injections]

I'm like in the Horrors right now (very mild head cold caught from my cousin lol) pleeease talk funkobra to me I wanna talk about them 🥺

Oh no not the horrors,, hope you feel better soon <3

Yeyeys funkobra ive been having thoughts today but then again i am every day theyre always on my mind honesty its a problem. They're best friends they're sometimes gay for each other they're rivals they're partners in crime they're complete fucking idiots. Ghouls kinda got a pathetic crush crazy puppy love sorta thing going on for kobra half the time and the other half just wants to fight him but just in that unbridled energy sort of way and like he has so much he needs to move he needs to fight he needs to be grounded by the physicality and pain. Also he just doesn't know any other way to show affection but figures fighting should work cause its kinda their thing. Hes like. This is flirting right? There's deeper stuff too yknow but that's the gist of it.

Meanwhile Kobra loves Ghoul as much as he hates him yknow but also its literally like that for everyone with him but where like with poison where its like i hate you with every inch of my being but i love you id die for you i could never leave your side with ghoul its like. You're cute i wanna bash your face in. Or youre annoying you fucking piss me off but youve also kind of become my best friend? And i still want to fight you and hurt you when you piss me off but youre part of the crew now and we've fought together and that means you're not alowed to die. Like unless its by my hands. Thats kinda the sum of what they are 2 me. Like where poison and kobra could never Actually kill eachother with ghoul and kobra honestly. theres a chance. And they kiss somtimes. Its a good thing they arent immortal or something because they'd literally be killing each other(mostly for fun) every five minutes.

Then theres the whole they both just like to fight for reasons and Tism and whatever so they fight eachother because it works and its safer than any other methods of getting thay shit out of their system because most of the time they know when to stop to not serously hurt the other like one of the could get if the just went and started a fight with someone or something.

They're so fucking stupid and it is very important to me that everyone knows. They're idiots. Neither of them understand social cues ghoul has no boundaries kobra is brutally honest and has anger issues they should not be allowed near people and their stupidity will bounce off of each other they actively make each other dumber they'll rile each other up and dare each other to do stupid shit left and right and they both have no reason to but theyll accept those dares regarless of danger or lameness or anything. "Hey go stand in that corner and stare at the wall for a hour." "Okay" or "hey drive your bike off that cliff" "bet"

They steal shit, they're both banned from tommy chow meins for life, they wont steal from dr d because they have too much respect for him but he watches them like a hawk so they dont break something because theyre buffons and will elbow and trip eachother out of the blue and they have indeed broken radio equipment before from both just tripping but also tumbling into it and proceeding to have a wrestling match on his floor. They're annoying they're the only ones that can stand each other and they're even more annoying together, the zones hate them. They're best friends they're soulmates in a way they're an argument away from losing control in a fight and actually killing each other but also if anything happened to one of them the other would fucking tear apart the desert piece by piece, set battery city on fire, or go on a rampage and not stop even to sleep until they get revenge or fix it.

#best friends(romantic) #so normal abt them #funkobra #fun ghoul #kobra kid #ttlotfk #danger days