#they sound so FAKE

[nessa007]

#polly pocket #lily collins #twitter #the way this sounds so fake lmao

[ashleyloob]

this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine

#theres so many good video essays i absolutely can not watch bc their voice just drives me insane #idk why im like this omg #i think if any voice sounds 'fake' it makes me feel super unsettled #i am begging YouTubers to pls use their normal talking voice 😭

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format: #obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot: #the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

#*sounds only whales understand* #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #mancandykings #dilfgifs #dilfedit #* #i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair #BOYFRIEND SHAPED #it's the backwards hat for me #it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason #dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men #me 5'4": i will pick him up #like picking up one of those giant teddy bears #GRAY HAIRS #me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly #i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that #A SMILEY BOY #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister* #....that was a tag i've already used? #i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved

[marclef]

he did

#*sounds of Fake Peppino shrieking in the background* #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower noise #pizza tower fake peppino #i don't know why i love this fucking spongebob meme so much but i had to recreate it.

[beaft]

was at a party a couple days ago and i had cause to open up my bag o'holding (small bag inside of my regular bag where i keep all my shenanigans, band aids + whistle + sewing kit + fishing line + swiss army knife etc), and the girl next to me peered over, saw the contents and piped up "oh, so you're a wizard"

#i realise this sounds like a fake tumblr story but it was real and i was SO flattered #the reason for the Bag O'Holding is i bought a mini survival kit ages ago and just got in the habit of carrying it around with me #and over the years various things were added to it until it became a sort of dnd inventory #this year i will buy a set of lock picks and learn how to use them and then my arsenal will be complete >:) #be shh now

[kittynette]

*marinette noises intensify*

marinette’s voice appreciation post because i’ve never seen one on tumblr<3

#name: marinette. best quality: her screeches<3 #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #everyone’s always praising adrien’s voice actor and for a good reason don’t get me wrong! but no one ever talks about #marinette’s voice actress #and how good she is #like. she IS marinette. i can’t even imagine her not sounding like this #i mean i personally find her voice super pleasant to listen to #even when she’s stuttering even when she’s screeching even when she’s making strange noises #i’ve loved her voice since the start #she can sound angry and sweet and determined but never annoying even when the character is supposed to sound a bit crazy #and she never uses a fake high-pitched tone #i mean. she sounds like a real person. #so i can’t understand why she doesn’t get that much love from the fandom?? #because really #who’s doing it like her #video #mine

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again. #Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun! #Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy #you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do. #Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off #Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head #Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir) #XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions #but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading! #wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo. #button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene #Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3 #edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*( #edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please

[ace-and-ranty]

My one contribution to the Goncharov Phenomena is, I’ve seen people comment on how Tumblr only managed to have a nuanced conversation about a piece of media when the piece of media doesn’t exist, but...

I can’t help but think. It just isn’t the same people.

The people who bother to make memes examining the complexity of Goncharov are the same people who enjoy examining the complexity of actual media, who have been here doing that forever, who already knew how to handle a subtle take.

It’s just that the people who would usually come crashing in and derail the whole thing aren’t saying anything, because, well, faking nuanced interpretation is fun for its own sake, but faking moral outrage isn’t. 

I don’t think it’s so much that Tumblr finally learned how to handle a nuanced take, I think it’s more that the fakeness of Goncharov automatically filters out people who can’t  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Goncharov #my one hot take in all of this #not tagging this as unreality because #I'm discussing how Goncharov is fake #not pretending it's real #so I don't want to confuse people by tagging it 'unreality' #LOL I hope that made sense #it's starting to sound a bit like that Friends bit #'They don't know we know that they know!'

[no-luscinia-no-amore]

the extremely casual in dialogue implication that Sec Unit just has drones UP IN PEOPLE'S FACES from System Collapse had me screaming and now I have to reread all the other books. How often does it describe someone's facial expression from a drone camera but now we know the drone is like, hovering RIGHT THERE 😳🛰️ lmaoooooo

#system collapse #sec unit is a goddamn mood #everyone else was so polite they never mentioned being annoyed by it lmaoooo #murderbot #is it just because ive reread the others so much or is SC really really funny? #machine intelligence for “sounds fake but ok”? hahahaha

[raining-anonymously]

i still can’t believe there was a phineas and ferb episode where a man hunted perry and doof for sport with the implicit goal of murdering them both and keeping them as trophies

#this sounds so fake but it really happened #it was so high-stakes and genre-defying out of nowhere 😭 #pnf #primal perry #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #agent p #dr doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #liam mccracken #phineas and ferb #there was a c plot about carl and major monogram stuck in a vent #the a plot was about baljeet and baljeet and baljeet and several other baljeets ganging up on buford #meanwhile doof and perry are ABOUT TO BE KILLED??? #wild ride #great character moments #‘wait i only hired you to TRAP perry the platypus not to—‘

[backpackingspace]

listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away

#the magnus archives #timothy stoker #Sasha #jonathan sims #There's two peices of evidence for this first #Sasha “I've been in academy for ten years” #So she's at least in her 30s minimum #And “Sasha used the candles to spell out my real age” #Also you cannot convince me jon is any older than 28 and even then I'm like sounds fake man's is 25 #I will die on this hill #Martin “I'm only 29” Jon who's maybe 26 thank fuc #Plus the fact that most archivists in real life have a PhD so like if Sasha was qualified it would have taken AWHILE #also I just find this whole concept hilarious #Headcanons

[heckitall]

back - next

im trying really hard to pretend the real world outside doesnt exist rn so im obsessively drawing

so…. be prepared? i guess?

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #armageddonnie #why fourth of july gotta be so loud #i can still hear it even under my blanket #and then i got in an elevator with these cute ass kids #who were super super adorable #and they had FAKE GUNS THAT SOUND REAL #hgosueghsoeihosighis #the anxiety is real #but besides the fake guns they were v nice and politely asked to pet my doggo #anyway so like i’m near manic drawing rn lmao #heck draws

[aroace-menace]

Being aro or ace in a society that’s obsessed with romance and sex is so funny actually. Because everyone is constantly talking about how great these things are and we’re just like??? Huh???

#observing the allos will never not be funny to me #honestly still stuck on the fact that romance and sex exist irl #they just sound so fake #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aromanticism #asexuality #aroace #queer #lgbtqia #aspec #arospec #acespec #the menace is yapping

[finchers-ipad]

saw fight club in the cinema…i think i died

#i literally cant even process it #i saw it last night and i still am not over it #THE FUCKING SOUND DESIGN AHH #Fincher’s films (with Ren Kylce’s sound design) are literally MADE for the theatre #EVERYTHING WAS SO LOUD AND SICK OMG #also ed norton is so pretty on the big screen oml #anyway #i was dressed as the narrator and had fake blood on my face and multiple people asked me if i was okay lmao #i had to awkwardly explain that it was just a costume but it was so worth it #i was so excited i felt nauseous the whole time #i think my life has peaked and i won’t ever get over it #fight club #david fincher #tyler durden #the narrator

[geodenes]

can someone PLEASE be insane with me about them

#mordeson #regular show #benson #benson dunwoody #(ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ #mordecai #regular show fanart #regular show benson #regular show mordecai #mordecai x benson #GUYS I LOVE THEM SO MUCHJ i rlly wish i could talk as in much depth about them as i would like 2 bc i could spend hours!!!! i swear 😪 #i can't believe i only had a single post of them I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAKE FAN IM SO SORRY #btw has anyone thought of a name for this ship besides mordeson? i always wanted 2 make one like those big fandoms do ! it's just so.. cool #i suggest bluegum or videoclip ( videogames + clipboard ) in case there are no options available yet:3 #I HOPE THOSE DON'T SOUND LAME AAAAUGH I REALLY TRIED MY BEST TO THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD BUT MY BRAIN IS USELESS 4 THIS KINDA STUFF #anyway. thank u very much bee for letting me use the idea of the cat beanie hehee<3