Merlin: [In narrator voice] If Arthur doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat we have a problem.
Arthur [Within 5 minutes of getting on the boat] I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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had a dream some girl was mad at me for leaving random stuff on a table and when I apologized and picked up my mess she went on to vent to her friends about how I was a good example of looks not being everything because no matter how attractive I was she could never date someone so messy and I just stood there like. ma'am, I can hear you.
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The Justice League finds out about the Anti-Ecto Acts, and Batman is the driving force behind condemning them.
He even goes so far as to summon popular ghost hero Phantom for advice, given that his son, Red Hood, would absolutely fall under those Acts.
Phantom...tells him he's wrong.
Red Hood is 100%, completely and totally alive. Same soul, same body, sort of the same person. Only 'sort of' because people change as they grow, so obviously he isn't going to be the same person he was when he was fifteen.
There's not a trace of ecto in him, or in any of the Bats. None of them are even liminal.
Batman asks if he's sure. If he's really, really sure. Because ghosts run on emotions, and Red Hood came back extremely violent and irrational.
"Well yeah, of course he did," Phantom deadpans, and Batman suddenly feels very, very small under that glare. "He was murdered, unavenged, told that there was no way he was the same person when he came back pissed, and had his words as a victim ignored. I'd get violent too. Look, I gotta go, but thanks for getting the Acts removed."
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hello here is my post-canon "gordon and benrey meet up again" concept. they run into each other at a costco
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Dunno if you know but there is a Yo-kai watch event in ff14 right now.
Oh my god.......they're alive. And HE'S there.
Do final fantasy players know what his deal is. Do they know he's a desperately lonely and always slightly horny middle aged alcoholic trapped in the body of an off-putting dog. Do they know how happy he'd have to be to be isekai'd into Final Fantasy and captured by a bunnygirl adventurer.
Do they know he's so hilariously unpleasant that humans see him as possibly just a normal dog and he still got put in human jail for making women uncomfortable
These aren't complaints, this is the funniest fucking character a collectible monster franchise has ever had. if you play this final fantasy please give him as good a home as you feel he deserves
one time he bought booze for a child but really I think that one's on the bar for selling sake to what they thought was a dog
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at this point if you continue to deny that csm is about capitalism I think you might just be stupid
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