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#this is terrible!!
lesbianlotties · 1 year
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me: if i organize myself better, i will have more time to work on my thesis! :D
me, after i organize myself better, and now i have time to work on my thesis: D:
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moonfromearth · 1 year
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If I had a nickel for every time Corey had a date flirt with someone else in a restaurant, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
So, uh, yeah... They're just friends now... It didn't seem like Knox really liked Corey much anyway so it's probably for the best 😅😅
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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i'm being pulled in every which way while the Actual Physical Phantom Pressure torments me
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keiachi-chan · 2 years
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This is so fucking sad
I, the CHAMPION of Kalos, just got forced into a battle with a PRESCHOOLER, who opens with a level two Caterpie..
This Azurill he's gonna send out better be fucking level 200 or I'm gonna feel REAL bad
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myclericalromance · 1 year
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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ozziyo · 8 months
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Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
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stealthrockdamage · 5 months
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her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark
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FUCK
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krembruleed · 4 months
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astarion is cheating
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scorndotexe · 1 month
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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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creepedfinnart · 6 months
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i mean i think she would've had the time
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svnflowermoon · 5 months
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ok so i decided to try this bc everyone else is doing it and i seriously need motivation, so hello
if you get this to 15k (fuck that is a terrifying number, can you tell that I'm trying to make this absolutely impossible for you guys) by new years eve then i will finish the first drafts of:
my wlw christmas friends to lovers slow burn romance (it literally takes them like 8 years to get together)
my gay prince fantasy enemies to lovers mistaken identity forebidden romance
my dystopian queer found family extremely dramatic assassin story
edit: i am going to die. i can't believe you guys got it to 15k what 😭😭 im gonna have to start writing
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jofiah · 6 months
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Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her
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wolfythewitch · 2 months
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Line up,,,,
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bulkhummus · 1 year
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do you understand how funny this is
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