#thug shit

[coyoteinducedoxidatiom]

Mouse md

#furry #thug shit #house md #gregory house #mouse

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

[kissfountain]

#george w bush #thugging #thug shit #fucknewyork

[eeknd]

#shit #tupac #tupac shakur #tupac thug life #2pac

[anawrites3]

*Dick training with knifes and katanas*

Slade: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

It did, now the poor man have a knife kink 😔

This is so good lmao it actually made me laugh 😂💕 Thank you for sharing with me!

There was just something so different, about Dick training with actual knives. His little bird always was dangerous, even with just bare fists and no gadgets, but the cold steel in those hands made Dick look... lethal. Deadly, especially with that focused expression on his face, determined and dangerous.

And absolutely gorgeous. Slade quickly learned that he couldn't tear his eye away, no matter how hard he tried.

"Let's spar." He found himself saying one day, when just watching wasn't enough anymore.

Dick looked up at him with a raised brow that quickly turned into a smile. He beamed, as if he didn't just cut off the training dummy's arm and something warm pooled in Slade's stomach at how fast Dick could turn from a murderous weapon into the ray of sunshine.

"Sure! I'll kick your ass." Dick laughed, rolling the katana in his hand a few times, the same way he always did with his escrimas. "Let me just put this back-"

"No."

Dick, already on his way to the weapon rack, paused mid-step and glanced at Slade over his shoulder. "I'm not going to fight you with blades, Slade." He frowned. "You know I'm still getting used to the feeling of it. You're going to win way too easily and I'll be very pissed because you cut me so much-"

"I won't be using one." Slade interrupted him again, as if it was something obvious. Dick's frown deepened but he didn't say no yet so Slade continued, stepping closer. "You know training against a real opponent is way better than just smacking around some dummies, kid. I want to see how you're doing and even if you manage to nick me I'll heal up in no time."

"Nick you-" Dick repeated, indignant, but the grin on his lips betrayed him. "Oh, you're so on, old man."

Not able to stop himself anymore, Slade cupped Dick's jaw and leaned down to press their lips together. A small surprised gasp left Dick but he didn't try to move away, no, he kissed back with mirroring passion, burying his fingers into Slade's hair.

Slade hummed his approval. Dick still tasted like the curry they had for dinner and Slade licked into his mouth, chasing the taste of the spices.

"Try to win, little bird." He rumbled when they pulled away from each other. Dick's lips were slightly wet from their spit and he stroked his thumb over the lower one to wipe it off. "For every time you manage to cut me, you get a point."

"And how many points do I need to win?" Dick purred out, smiling.

Slade grinned in answer, "Try to get at least one, kid. Then we'll talk."

Time to test out a theory. There's to hope that it won't make Slade's slight obsession with Dick using knives even worse.

"Bring it on, old man." The curl of Dick's lips turned more sharp, more dangerous, as he pointed the blade at Slade's neck.

Yeah, he was fucked.

#one time they're on a mission together and Dick loses his escrimas so he steals a knife from a thug #and Slade's like 'no shit shit fuck not now not now shit #so glad for the protective cup lmao #my writing #sladick #dickstroke #my reply #anon

[30-3am]

literally at my breaking point.

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #gonna thug this shit out bro

[bicheetopuff]

I JUST FUCKING OPENED THE APP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

#bakudeku #bnha #midoriya izuku #bnha 419 #bnha spoilers #I’m ngl I can’t thug it out through this chapter #I’m crying ugly tears wtf #BUT THE HANDS- HAND HOLDING #AND SHIGGYS BEEN FUCKING ANNIHILATED OR SOME SHIT #Sero better tape his arms back on

[sickkheartt]

Honestly might actually just kms tbh😹

#real shit #spilled thoughts #just girly things #thug it out #im just a girl #girlblogging #girlhood #hell is a teenage girl #girl interrupted #so coquette #girlblog #dollette #mentally fucked #lana del rey

[latenightsundayblues]

YOU CHANGED.

Do you look at the glistening multicolored scales of a butterfly's newly bloomed wings and mourn its previous lumpy, limited little body, or do you marvel at the beauty of change synonymous with life itself?

With that said. Willem Dafoe smoking a cigarette holding two oranges one of them moldy

#im changing again the SECOND october is over #pornhub layout is funny but ill get sick of it in like two days #anyways dont you think the way hes standing in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass shit? #like holy hell its so badass #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[coyoteinducedoxidatiom]

My favorite game on steam is called "taking benadryl and fingering myself at work"

#thug shit #hornyposting #196

[proteesiukkonen]

Posted out-of-context bits of this earlier because it felt just wrong to post the full thing, but I read it again and I don't think it's bad taste, just plain stupid and you know what I'm in the mood of ruining whatever reputation I might have as a respectable creator.

Crude and stupid dialogue ahead, approach at own risk.

#my art #original characters #setting: thugs and birds #I’m sorry to everyone who followed me thinking I have classy imagination #it is just very important to me that Pepe is stupid as shit

[digitalmp3]

#21 savage #young thug #metro boomin #s: pop ur shit #a: american dream #audio

[drianadriana]

#196 #thug ass pic fr #the way the rat stands like that is the most thug ass shit ever

[talxns]

some thug getting lucky and striking a hard blow to robin and the fighting just suddenly stops. because when the dust clears and he’s not jumping between shadows and flipping too quickly to catch, when he’s lying in a crumpled little pile on the ground, they can see that the kid is like. twelve years old. and the reality of seriously injuring a child can be really heavy, even for your average hired goon. and of course they’d be terrified of batman’s retaliation but is it not also extremely unsettling to see Vengeance, The Night, Batman look so utterly human when he notices and rushes to start emergency medical intervention

#it was good in injustice when the arkham fight just kinda stopped when damian killed dick #like everyone is just like oh shit… and stands around looking at the drama #so that but babey #because a thug wouldn’t care if they hit nightwing hard #but babey? hes just so small? #give me a scene where robin goes into cardiac arrest from an electrical shock #and everyone just stops and looks at the spectacle in shock #of the batman giving desperate chest compressions on the spot #like no one is trying to attack him or anything because its just that surreal

[stoutguts]

da chimken

some owed art for a fren on instaaa :D

#art #artist #artists on tumblr #small artist #artwork #queer artist #chicken #memes #meme #dank meme #dank memes #meme redraw #funny memes #lol #digital #digital art #draw #drawing #illustration #illustrator #kfc gang #farmlife #thug life #yuh #lets go #stupid shit #stupid #shitpost #lmao #lmfao

[north-park]

The most underrated thing about Professor Chaos imo is that almost everyone take him completely seriously, in his debut duology when Butters said he will destroy the planet the people watching him believed it and acted like the world was about to end, when he fought Mysterion (who also takes him seriously) the police was convinced bullets won't hurt him, in GTWW Kenny was so into his villain act he actually attacked him, and in the buttholeverse he is the main villain, the others didn't felt the need to make a new one.

People are like "Chaos was kinda of Butters' funny lil cope mechanism who got surprisling competent in later season" but in-universe Chaos has always been a menace to society, the worst danger this town has ever seen, South Park's big comic book villain

#my post #stuff for me #The way Spongebob stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass-energy