#transmigrator bros

[chocochococoffee]

cumplane no transmigration au where airplane is the one that falls hard for shen yuan bitchy self. with hard i mean incredibly HARD like thinking of sy greasy self and getting goosebumps because even his spotty beard is amazing for him

meanwhile shen yuan doesnt give much fucks about airplane, whom he gets to know via a meet the author reunion, whom he screams for a whole 30 minutes to then be fairly chill with him. but he doesnt think of sexuality outside luo binghe's, and he definitely doesnt catch the innuendos airplane throws at him

it takes ages for him to notice, just when airplane is going to painfully drop the towel.

#as it should be #svsss #cumplane #shang qinghua #shen yuan #no transmigration au #i love this shits #the more sy is like mbj the better #because THE PARALLELISM #BRO #PLEASE UNDERSTAND

[gaywarcriminals]

I love Shen twins because I firmly believe Shen Yuan’s “I can fix him” instincts would extend to his fictional brother.

#bonus points for early transmigration and SY being willfully ignorant that SJ will become SQQ #shen twins #shen bros #shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #meta

[beanielesbian]

how come nobodys talking about Shen Yuan being in Class of 09

#BRO TRANSMIGRATED AGAIN #shitpost #svsss #shen yuan #scum villian self saving system #class of 09 #mxtx #shen qingqiu

[talasdoodles]

Wanted to do a drawing to try and figure out how I want to draw the difference between Shen Qingqiu (og/jiu) and Shen Qingqiu (cucumber/yuan).

For this Shen Jiu is on the left with the darker eye.

And for Shen Yuan I went with the pastely green I've been using for him before.

Ofc this would only apply for the original body. Mushroom yuan gets to be a bit different

#svsss #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #cucumber bro #my art #talasdoodles #digital art #art #og shen qingqiu #transmigrator shen qingqiu #svsss shen qingqiu #sqq #sy #sj #fanart #artists on tumblr

[blueblurseptember]

in my head, svsss shen jiu didn't really die after shen yuan transmigrated into his body. instead, he (reverse?) transmigrated into shen yuan's body, and all is well bc sure, whatever. this guy has it sooo much easier than he does anyway. for one, he's filthy rich and has an acceptible family. he can live with this; he's been through far worse.

he copes pretty well, even after finding out about pidw and his role. until one day he runs into shang qinghua, the cannon fodder, who has transmigrated into the author's body, and somehow, one thing has led to another, and they both find airplane bro's drafts which contain the truth about what happened to yue qingyuan in the past. how his qi-ge really did actually try his damn hardest to return to him as he had promised, almost literally died trying hard even, he just happened to have arrived too late.

yeah...... shen jiu decides to give therapy a try after that.

#svsss #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #qijiu #brain dump #thinking about qijiu today and am in pain #theyre too tragic #i know shen jiu committed his fair share of criminal activities but goddd hes been through a lot too i somehow cant accept hes just gone #anyway added thought to this delulu is yue qingyuan finds out about the whole transmigration thing after airplane bro accidentally #somehow finds out that the characters he and cucumber bro transmigrated into have transmigrated into /their/ bodies #and they find a way to reunite qijiu in the modern/real world and everyone lives happily ever after the end #...wait this is actually a pretty decent fic idea #maybe i'll write this....... someday

[rarepears]

The fandom needs to take more advantage of transmigration loops. Imagine a character who thinks they've transmigrated into SVSS as LQG and treats SQQ accordingly to the shipping, but they've ACTUALLY transmigrated into PIDW and don't realise SQQ isn't 'acting'

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua (aka Airplane bro) thinks that he's gotten thrown back into the past since he's gone from being his hubby Mobei Jun's trophy househusband to being back to an overworked underapprciated peak lord.

Good thing his Cucumber bro is with him too! Cucumber bro is a bit... grumpy - okay, a lot grumpy - about his loss of his husband, clearly, although Shen Yuan's thin face wouldn't allow him to admit it. Don't worry, Airplane bro forgives his Cucumber bro!

(Cough, Shen Qingqiu is just Shen Jiu, not Shen Yuan. Sorry Shang Qinghua.)

Shang Qinghua doesn't realize Liu Qingge is also a transmigrator.

These three people are really not on the same page. Shen Jiu is incredibly confused why he suddenly has two fellow peak lords trying to be nice to him.

[read more in #pidw au where transmigrator!lqg thinks he's entered lqgxsqq svsss fanfic and svsss!sqh thinks he's time traveled with cucumber bro]

#svsss au #svsss #svsss ideas #scumbag self saving system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #pidw au where transmigrator!lqg thinks he's entered lqgxsqq svsss fanfic and svsss!sqh thinks he's time traveled with cucumber bro

[skollwolf]

When "he would not fucking say that" escalates to "did we even read the same book?????"

#i have just x'ed out of an svsss fic because it was...truly and genuinely astonishing to me to find a fic writer #who understood Luo Binghe so little and yet was writing SVSSS fic #I feel like I have never understood Shen Yuan more incidentally #what could be more in line with Shen Yuan's personality than wanting to write an extensive comment about someone not understanding Binghe? #shen yuan is fictional but nevertheless we are high fiving #and it was to facilitate shen jiu apologism too!!!! it was a fic where Binghe found out about SY's transmigration and was like #I hate you. I want my real Shizun back. give me SJ that's who I thought I married #broooooo. broooo. if you are picturing a world in which Luo 'has been fervently imagining himself as Shizun's wife since age 17' Binghe #Luo 'I literally don't care what happens to the world I just want Shizun to love me' Binghe #chooses anybody but SY #then I am just shrugging at you. I am so so baffled by you. bro

[hyraeth]

So, in an Obikin SVSSS AU, who would make more sense to transmigrate? 🤔

On one hand, Obi-Wan(Ben maybe) transmigrating to the role of.. Obi-Wan is great.

But Anakin is would be the obsessive fan on SW forums. Maybe Anakin transmigrating to Anakin's character and doing everything the system allowed so he wouldn't fall, but instead Obi-Wan does.

#obikin #svsss #hummm decisions decisions #Anakin from our world that was named after Anakin from SW #and he's a dude bro SW fan that recently found fanfiction and lost his mind with it #very much an anti to whatever he doesn't agree with #(anyone saying obi-wan wasn't perfect basically) #and then when he transmigrates as Anakin!!! he does everything he can not to Fall so he doesn't hurt Obi-Wan and canon doesn't happen #and since he has all the SW knowledge and has spent hours reading meta #he knows all about Obi-Wan! And he's still /him/ but everything he does his guided by that previous knowledge #and he's happy it seems obi-wan is closer to him and he was to OG Anakin! #Anakin doesn't realise Obi-Wan is head over heels and fighting it so hard #and that's why Obi-Wan falls! #or maybe Anakin is the one falling anyway? #hummmmmm #so many possibilities

[themischievousfangirl]

In which Jiang Cheng turns frustrated by the nonexistent help of the system and his useless efforts, Wei Ying appears, and things turn more complicated.

What, exactly, is the truth? What happened to Jiang Cheng and Wei Ying in this world?

Transmigrator! MDZS Jiang Cheng AU: 1, 2, 3

#alternate universe #comics #transmigrator! mdzs Jiang Cheng au #so i finally did another part! #what are y'all's theories? #👀👀 #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng bros #also cameo of #lan zhan #wen qing #wen ning #nie huaisang #who will be important later on in the story owo #oh and #jiang yanli #jiang fengmian #yu ziyuan #quinny's works

[aria0fgold]

When men breasted boobily a bit too much my stomach now hurts from laughing. I'm suffering yall.

#aria rants #so i was reading a manwha as one would do while just having an idle hacking game in the background runnin #and like istg ive read so many manwha before and this is the first time ive seen men with such big breasts #it was kinda scary like i aint even reading a bl manwha yall im reading a romance fantasy transmigration manwha #i expect every single cliche in the book of transmigration stereotypes in the story but what i didnt expect #is to see two men with the biggest breasts ive ever seen in this genre that i just have to laugh and gasp each time theyre #in the panel cuz wow... its bigger than the breasts of the women in this manwha... its actually impressive #and also funnily distracting cuz it... takes up so much space actually holyshit why is it so big #whenever i see it my brain. every single time. just immediately gives me the: breasted boobily phrase and i laugh even more #my stomach is in pain and feeling bloated cuz of all the air i took in from laughing i cant believe this #theres men with big breasts and theres men with such big breasts you can just SEE their shirt screaming for dear life #it aint even just the button hanging onto dear life no more its the entire shirt itself someone gives em a better tailor bro

[nibbelraz]

Fellas is it gay to kiss your fellow transmigration bro on the mouth with tongue?

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #cumplane #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #airplane bro #cucumber bro #He's kissing him to prove he's not gay #no you don't understand he's NOT gay thats why he can deepen the kiss #no listen hes not gay at all thats why he can straddle his hips and leab over him #its just guys being dudes nothing to see here #my art #nibbelraz

[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where SY and LBH grow up as childhood friends (idk maybe they're both at QJP but Shen Jiu is less of an asshole, or maybe SY transmigrates into Random Village Bully Child No.3 when Binghe's mom is still alive -- or both) and there's none of the tension of the idea of "one day Luo Binghe is going to rip my limbs off" for Shen Yuan.

So he and LBH can just be bros! Fantastic! Shen Yuan has never had a little brother before but he's had a little sister, he knows how to do this. Just spoil the cute kid rotten!

It's only fair compensation for how many terrible things LBH is gonna have to endure on the road to ruling the world, after all. SY also feels more freedom to change minor aspects of the plot around, too, like maybe he'll stop Liu Qingge from dying, definitely he can help LBH get a better start to his cultivation journey, and maybe the abyss and xin mo thing doesn't really need to happen...?

The list of things SY considers meddling with ends up including wives.

Like really, come on now, Luo Binghe may be a stallion protagonist but there's no need for that many women. Especially when at least half of them are just increasingly cheap copies of the other half, and that's being generous about it. Some of PIDW Binghe's wives were, frankly, horrible people. And if he's being honest about it, it wasn't fair of Binghe himself to take on that many either. Even if anyone would naturally give their left arm to be the protagonist's wife, after a certain point Binghe just can't spend that much time actually with them! And then he can't form the kinds of deep and meaningful bonds which might actually help heal his trauma!

SY's not looking to interfere too much, of course. Ning Yingying is not his favorite wife, but she's fine. She causes trouble but it isn't on purpose, and she's genuinely sweet and willing to befriend Binghe before he's anything special (although even now, it's obvious Binghe is special). Ning Yingying can stay.

And of course, so can Best Wife Liu Mingyan.

But Sha Hualing? Well, she offers some political advantages, and as the demon wives go she's not the worst. She's kind of iconic and was very popular, but Shen Yuan thinks the harem could do without her scheming and malicious attitude towards the other wives. The cost of harmony was too high for the political bonuses offered, especially when Binghe might as well just take her ancestral lands by force and be done with it. He's going to advise against that match.

And the Qin sisters. Sure there's the legendary threesome, but Wanrong's dead weight and it never struck SY quite right how Qin Wanyue pressured Luo Binghe into sex. The threesome wasn't even good anyway.

Better Qin Wanyue than the Little Palace Mistress on that front, though. But aish, that's complicated, the Palace Mistress is even more politically vital to securing HHP than Sha Hualing is for her father's kingdom, and almost as bad for the peace and harmony of the harem. Ultimately SY will leave it up to Binghe, but if Binghe asks, he's going to advise against the Huan Hua wives too.

With thoughts like this in mind, SY starts talking to Binghe about how to establish a household, what to look for in a spouse (or twenty), and other topics of that nature. What sort of household Luo Binghe ought to strive to have, and what sorts of standards he should himself to. Also while of course assuring him that Shen Yuan isn't interested in women. Lest he worry that Shen Yuan might be trying to steal any of the wives from him, at any point. He's not competition!

SY: I am helping to pave the way for Binghe to have better marital relationships! I am the best big brother slash best buddy ever! don't worry, no matter what happens to Binghe, this gege will be your no.1 cheerleader forever!

LBH: is he saying I should get a palace if I want to marry him? well... that sounds reasonable. ok, I will do it! (•̀ ω •́)✧

#svsss #bingqiu #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain

[tossawary]

Currently thinking about an AU where Shen Yuan clocks Mobei-Jun as being into Shang Qinghua, well before Airplane Bro himself has any idea, if he could just casually hang out with Moshang for about an hour or so. In the main SVSSS story, Shen Yuan sees Mobei-Jun, like, three times? Firstly at the Immortal Alliance Conference, secondly when Luo Binghe invades Cang Qiong, and thirdly at Mai Gu Ridge, when Shen Yuan is really busy not dying and far more focused on Binghe than Moshang's nonsense.

Shen Yuan is a little oblivious to the extent of his own impact on the story at the beginning, repeatedly referencing the original PIDW story and the original Shen Qingqiu as his survival guide as things change on him, but he gets better! He learns to go with the changes! He's pretty sharp in dangerous situations even when they've gotten the jump on him!

So, I'm imagining an AU where Shang Qinghua actually goes to find Peerless Cucumber's plant body in the borderlands at some point (4 years in? Ish?) to make sure that the transfer fucking worked and his bro is okay. Luo Binghe is being a liiiiittle very insane right now (SVSSS usual) and, now that he's abandoned his sect, Airplane Bro could use a little support from his fellow transmigrator who actually still remembers a lot of plot points and stuff from PIDW! (Also, he's kind of considering throwing Peerless Cucumber under the bus here (the protagonist) to save himself from Binghe if necessary! Just, you know, thinking about it!)

Shang Qinghua drags a slightly loopy Shen Yuan (plant body) back to Mobei-Jun's palace to recover. Mobei-Jun is NOT thrilled about a stranger hanging around like this. Who is this? What's wrong with Luo Binghe's underground palace for some random cultivator? But Shang Qinghua is just like, "He's no one! Maybe an ally! My king, just trust me!" And maybe Mobei-Jun also clocks this as Shen Qingqiu in disguise pretty quickly and decides that this bullshit is NOT his business unless Luo Binghe attacks Shang Qinghua over it.

I think it would be fun to have the transmigrators hang out a little more before the plot gets going again! Give Shen Yuan a little more time to assess the situation! And I think it would be funny if Shen Yuan, with nothing else to do, fairly quickly figured Moshang out from Mobei-Jun's extremely unsubtle behavior. OBVIOUSLY, Airplane Bro is just making all of these weird comments about Shen Yuan having Luo Binghe wrapped around his thighs because AIRPLANE BRO is projecting after having somehow seduced Mobei-Jun?! The author of PIDW actually went gay just to save his own life?!

Shang Qinghua: "No, bro, Binghe is literally sleeping with your corpse, that's a whole thing. Also, I've been gay the whole time, and who did what now?"

Shen Yuan: "HE'S WHAT."

#tossawary svsss #fic ideas #spoilers #shen yuan #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #bingqiu #cucumberplane

[tcfactory]

Since my brain has been full of SVSSS brainrot lately:

I want a fic where the transmigration mostly fails and Shen Jiu wakes up from his qi deviation as User002 with the goddamn System treating him like he is Shen Yuan. Trashy yellow book what??? No, he doesn't need stats on his fellow peak lords, if he is supposed to follow a plot then he wants to see the script! You wretched floating rectangle, how is he supposed to play along if he doesn't know the source material?!

The stress of having what feels like a very pushy curse or an insanely weird demon inflicted upon him makes him deviate from some minor plot points and he gets punished for being OOC a couple of times until the System takes pity on him and directs him to Airplane bro, with the very clear suggestion that if he can't remember the early arcs of the story - System understands, User! It's very long after all. UwU - he should go and discuss it with the author.

He basically kicks down Shang Qinghua's door in desperation for some clarity and maybe an explanation, right now before he works himself into a stress-induced qi deviation, Shang-shidi. Shang hamster looks at his miserable scum villain, takes a deep breath, brings out all of Shen Qingqiu's favorite snacks that nobody should know about, makes a pot of calming tea and tells him everything.

Shang Qinghua expects Shen Qingqiu to be angry, to rip into him for writing him into this wretched life. And Shen Jiu is angry, but not at Qinghua. His anxious, mousy little shidi who lives his entire life under the looming threat of a horrible, seemingly unchangeable future doesn't look like a god. Shang Qinghua, who does his best to run his peak well and look out for his disciples despite his admittance that in the story the original Qinghua did a shoddy job - he doesn't look like someone who would have put pen to paper and written a tragedy if he knew it would become someone's reality.

And how could Shen Jiu, who has seen people sell their bodies and their very dignity for a cup of stale water, judge someone for writing a very bad yellow book so he can eat? Please. Peak Lord Shen might have developed a very discerning taste in literature over the years, but you can't fill your stomach with artistic integrity, Shang-shidi. Shen Jiu understands.

So they sit and for that first evening, Shen Qingqiu listens to all the differences creeping into the story, Shang Qinghua's retelling of the drafts he abandoned due to peer pressure, the long rambling tangents of the research he's done, even if they never made it into the story. Qinghua is so caught up in having someone to talk to that he doesn't realize that Shen Qingqiu put everything that happened to Qi-ge together, somewhere between the musings about how a sword inspired by kintsugi would be so cool looking, shame that nobody ever sees the thing, and the griping about how much one of his patrons complained about Yue Qingyuan dying without ever drawing his sword.

Later, when the snacks are gone and the tea is replaced with something stronger, he tells Shen Qingqiu about the stories he really wanted to write. About how he shamefully sneaked his dream man into PIDW, just so he could have some small part to himself, and oh, Shen Qingqiu will have to remind him about demon courting practices when they are both sober again, because it sounds like that Mobei prince is down bad for him.

He leaves that night with a newfound determination. Shang Qinghua might be resigned to the whims of his System and the shackles of the Plot, but Shen Jiu didn't burn the Qiu manor down and break his chains to give up so easily. This is his world, his sect, his Qi-ge on the line, and he would sooner wrest control from the System and become custodian of the world himself than let something take away and ruin what is his. He is the strategist of Cang Qiong Sect, there is no situation he can't think a way out of and he has had enough of tragedies.

Before any of that, however, he needs to go and have a good yell at his Qi-ge, smack his stupid face and then curl up in his arms for a good night's sleep. It's long overdue.

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shang qinghua #that last bit can be read as qijiu or platonic #but I'm personally very partial to qijiu. they just have so much tasty tasty tragedy to sink your teeth into #sqq fixing the world by directing his anger at the right thing for once? more likely than you'd think #idk how they would deal with all the binghe related nonsense but sqq is nothing if not resourceful #tc writes

[mellowwillowy]

Oh my goodness, I love the yan lawyer husband so much like ARGH, that man bro

If you don't mind me asking, how would yan lawyer react if darling dies during pregnancy? What if the darling gives birth to a girl/boy who looks A LOT like darling? Would Yulian get mad at the kid or dote on the kid a lot?

I'm just so in love with that man <33

Hehehehe, more people loving bby Yulian... Nonnie, I think you should lower your expectation on this piece of a trash called father. (Really... there are 2 trashy yan father, him and Eleanor). That's my warning ya'll.

In one of the many lives Yulian had lived before he reached the Utopia...

Darling died from delivering their first son...

And he went mad again. My guy threw the baby into the ground and it was indeed a miracle the baby had no serious injury (really, the dice enjoys torturing him to madness). In the end, he did take care of the child, materially and not affectionally.

He was so close to end everything by massacring the entire people in the hospital including him and the child but he had no choice but to play along until his time was up.

Killed all the doctors that were responsible for your delivery, his son and himself before transmigrating himself into another tales.

In another time, where Darling survived and they got a son and a daughter.

Don't get him wrong, he still dislikes children. One wrong roll of the dice and they would take your life. But the daughter does resemble you more than himself unlike his son, so he was more lenient toward the second born (still not as affectionate as what a father should be unless you are around him)

Yes, he acted like he loved them both dearly whenever you were around and the first born was just as smart as his father. He knew they were doomed should you ever be gone.

Yes, the boy was jealous of his sister, receiving a bit of real affection from their father just because she resembles her mother more than him. And somehow, this would become a problem in the dystopia later, troubling Yulian from reaching the utopia.

Ehe, darling died.

What now? He had no responsibilities to keep up with his farce anymore. It's back to what happened in the first time. Except that he still favored the second born a bit more than the first born without him realizing it. He saw you in her and he was conflicted about it.

Perhaps she would be a perfect vessel for you when she matured? Should he take good care of her before he shot everyone to death again?

And yes, he took great care of her and it sparked envy in the first born. Great, he shouldn't have played favorite ^^ Now he has to take care of this piece of shit for holding him back from his utopia.

--Log

'A man who killed his own blood and flesh, what different did he make from his Father?'

'If only utopia existed then he wouldn't have to fall into madness. Traveling in <Time>, yearning for a <Finale>.'

'Just to resurrect his wife, my child, you have disappointed her. Did you not promise to never upset her?'

'The first born was there, with the second born in his hand by the Gate of the Graveyard. He wouldn't let him pass. He wouldn't let him take his sister. He wouldn't let him have things in his way. Because he loathed him.'

"Children like you are nothing but decorations to me. It affects me in no sense at all, but if she wants you two to exist then I have no choice but to force my way through with you two."

"Hey Father, you know... are we even human? The reason why Mother died when she birthed me, it was because we were all artificial! Alpha, is truly a wonder. And then, Mother survived in another life, with me and my sister. Kekeke... you killed Mother and reformed her into a human right?"

#LIfE Project #theatric guest #yandere x reader #yandere oc #oc #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere #yandere x you #x reader #yandere headcanons #reader insert #Yulian the Corruption

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

Kinda continuation of this fic about this idea.

So.

He might have been slightly wrong about his assessment.

In his defense, Proud Immortal Demon Way was a stallion novel with lots of (bad) hetero papapa. Who would have thought that just by transmigrating a gay person in the universe would make everything more fruity, changing the whole genre?! (Okay, two gay people. Turns out Airplane was gay too. Suddenly, everything made so much sense after that revelation.)

(It was embarrassing to think back of that revelation. Even if it led him to his first boyfriend.

Especially because it led him to his first boyfriend.

Oh boy. Even thinking about it makes him want to dig himself a cushy little hole to bury himself. His first boyfriend. Shen Qingqiu was still too thin faced for this. To even remember how shameless Shang Qinghua was.

“Bro. Brooo! I'm gay. Why do you think My King is like that?!

“What?!” Shen Qingqiu was shocked. Sure, it was always a bit suspicious that Luo Binghe’s right hand man was still alive even though he was gorgeous, but to be the writer's perfect man? That explained so much…

“Yeah! He is like, my dream man! Gorgeous, a cold beauty, so mean and cruel, yet caring and loyal to those who deserve… I'm so weak for this type of men. Men who could step on me and I would thank them for it…” Shang Qinghua was embarrassing with his dreamy little sighs. And- were those stars in his eyes?! Was he drooling?!

Shameless! Utterly shameless!

But that description…

“Is that why Luo Binghe was like that too? Do you want my sweet lotus to step on you?! You shameless pervert!”

A snort was his answer.

“L-O-L. Of course you would think of Luo Binghe. No. I mean, yes, of course, but I wasn't thinking of my son.” There was an uncharacteristically calculating look in Shang Qinghua’s eyes. It was oddly attractive, not that Shen Qingqiu noticed it. Nope. He definitely did not notice it.” Can't you think of someone else that could be described as such?”

“No, not really. Gorgeous and beautiful, yes, many, but… Cold? Hm. I mean…” he trailed off. Shen Qingqiu - the OG - was a cold beauty. But he was a despicable scum villain, with no loyalty to anyone. And “caring”?! Hah! No way!”

“The original good was gorgeous and mean and cruel… but definitely not caring and loyal! Is it really a male character?”

“Bro.” The condescence was dripping from that word. “O-M-G, bro. How can you be so smart, yet so dense at the same time?! I'm talking about YOU!”

“...”

He?

They just looked at each other, one behind his facepalm, the other blue screening.

“Wait. What?!”

And that was how the talks about their relationship started.)

He would have preferred if he had a working System that notified him of such changes, instead of finding it out like how he found out.

[Host did not ask 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ]

Hmph.

But it was great! Life was great! Everything was great!

“Piss off you halfbreed!”

Except for when it was not.

“What? Is Liu-shishu jealous of this discipline? This is my time with Shizun, so you piss off!”

Shen Qingqiu sighed, and hiding behind his fan, he resisted the urge to facepalm. Honestly, his boyfriends…

“If this master's shidi and discipline do not learn how to drink tea together peacefully, this master will visit the Sect Leader instead. This master is sure Zhangmen-shixiong would be pleased with the unscheduled visit.”

“SHIZUN!” cried his sticky discipline - the Emperor, really. Fucking protagonist halo - in outrage. “No, Shizun can't do this! This is this discipline’s time with Shizun!”

“Shen-shixiong!” Huffed Liu Qingge as well. His boyfriends were so dramatic, honestly…

He sighed again. A repeating act when he spent his time with these two.

He wouldn't want it anyway else, though. These two were his dramatic brutish idiots.

“Come here,” he opened his arm, and Luo Binghe immediately threw himself into the hug. Liu Qingge was slower, more resistant, as if the little tsundere didn't like these hugs, but at Shen Qingqiu’s raised eyebrow, he leaned into the hug with more dignity.

It's okay, shidi, this master will not tell anyone that you are a big softie who loves cuddling with your shixiong and shizi.

“Would Shizun leave us for the Sect Leader?” sobbed Luo Binghe into green robes.

This needy protagonist…

“Leave? No. But you know that there has been… talks… between this master and Zhangmen-shixiong. The Sect Leader is… well. The thing between this master and Yue Qingyuan is different. There are too many misunderstandings and a burdening past between us. It is a slow process. Don't be so jealous, okay? This master… This master cares for you. For both of you. All of you, really…”

And wasn't that a mindfuck. He transmigrated as a virginal disaster gay, whose main goal in his second life was to hug the protagonist's golden thighs to survive, and there he was now, having a literal harem of gorgeous, hypercompetent men. Like- how? How the fuck?!

System, explain this!

[Since the protagonist Luo Binghe is not open to have a harem, the task was assigned to-]

Okay, okay, okay! I know!

Fucking hell.

It was still so weird that the “harem owner” halo was transferred to him. Not to Shang Qinghua - though he also has another boyfriend so he had two people who would gladly step on him -, not to Liu Qingge - who had a frenemies-to-lovers-by-proxy kinda relationship with Luo Binghe -, not even to the Luo Binghe-like Xiao Gongyi - who literally sent an application form to Shen Qingqiu's current partners to apply as a new harem member, WTF?! -, but to him! Shen Yuan!

Wild.

“It would be better for your health, if you'd finally allow Mu Qingfang to court your, but at least it is not the mutt’s snake of a cousin…” Liu Qingge grunted, still salty about that time when he was late to “save” Shen Qingqiu and Zhuzhi-lang “saved” him instead. Shen Yuan still maintained his opinion that knew what he was doing and he was not a damsel in distress, needing a strong man to save him!

He cleared his throat. “Uh… about that…”

“SHIZUN!”

“SHEN QINGQIU!”

The two shouts of dismay were expectable, as was the silent communication between the two lovers-by-proxy. Now the two had a common enemy, which he should probably discourage if he wanted his new pet to stay alive, but… He would not. The two needed to bond, the UST between them was killing Shen Qingqiu, and his slippery little snake was great at surviving. He would be fine.

Shen Qingqiu's sanity, on the other hand, was not.

No matter… who needed sanity, when he had a harem full of violate, powerful, gorgeous men who - against all reason - loved him.

And he loved them in return.

Life was good!

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