#trb incorrect quotes

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

Ronan: The first time I saw you, I prayed to God for you

Adam: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a fucking dick

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[rescuehumans-runtotherescue]

#rescue humans incorrect quotes #the way this is set up makes it look like morocco is some sort of boss and Kade Cody & Frankie are henchmen lol #tfrb doctor morocco #doctor morocco #trb cody burns #Cody burns #Kade burns #tfrb cody burns #frankie greene #Frankie #Cody #thaddeus morocco #tfrb #trb #transformers rescue humans #halloween special

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Any DC villain [leaning down to him]: Aww… little kid no-no goo-goo noof? Look, kid, you’re missing the point. This is the [insert Evil Association of the World]. You’re a little boy. She is a clown. We are the bad gays! The destructors, the predators, the cheaters, and the show-offs — Bad guy: — and the noisemakers! You and she are just little problems. You should be at home with your mommy, learning how to cook and clean, and… blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, whatever normal person stuff do. Bad guy: So leave us the evil villains…ALONE!

Cody: But why? Why wouldn't you let Harley Quinn be part of your team? I don't get it…

Bad guy [groans loudly and slaps a hand to his face, then takes a few deep breaths before composing himself]: Look. There are certain roles in our society there are certain roles for men and certain roles for women, right? Now let’s take your family, for example. Who goes to work and brings home the paycheck?

Cody: My dad.

Bad guy: Right! Who pays the rent and puts the bread on the table?

Cody: My dad.

Bad guy: Bingo! And who cooks the meals?

Cody: My dad.

Bad guy [confuse]: Who does the laundry?

Cody: Dad.

Bad guy: Who washes the dishes?

Cody: Dad.

Other bad guy: Who scrubs the loo?

Cody: Dad.

Other other bad guy: Who bakes the cakes?

Cody: Dad.

Other other other bad guy: Then who mows the lawn and washes the car?

Cody: Oh! My older brothers and big sister.

Bad guy: Oh so what does your… mother do?

Cody: I don’t have a mother.

(The whole team of villains throws a quizzical glance over each other's shoulders, then they turn back to Cody trying to come up with another excuse)

@guardian-of-fandoms following that post where we discussed how would it be if Cody was adopted by Harley and Poison Ivy. It would maybe happen differently but I imagen that at the end Harly would punch the face of [insert DC big bad guy name] but what do you think?

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[mildew-dread-mold]

adam: i’m so tired i could eat a horse

blue: i identify as a horse and this offends me

henry: i identify as an offense and this horses me

ronan: i offend horses, identify me

gansey: i think the main question here is why you would eat a horse if you were tired

#trc #incorrect trc #the raven cycle #incorrect trc quotes #blue sargent #henry cheng #ronan lynch #adam parrish #richard gansey #gangsey #the raven boys #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #the raven king #trb #tdt #bllb #trk

[langorion]

the funniest thing about trc is that you'd think its a fantasy book with a really complex storyline but when you read it its actually a romcom with the skeleton of a plot

#trc #the raven cycle #gangsey #gansey #richard gansey iii #blue sargent #blue #bluesy #ronan lynch #ronan #adam parrish #adam #pynch #trk #tdt #bllb #trb #trc incorrect quotes #raven cycle incorrect quotes #gangsey incorrect quotes

[blue-jos10]

Press F to pay respects to Gansey, who didn't get to date the lord and saviour of the gangsey, Adam Parrish

#gansey: im the unluckiest person in this group! #adam: ex-CUSE me? #gansey: i didn't get to date you platonically #ronan and blue *snickering*: i dont think it was very platonic gansey #trc #the raven cycle #trc incorrect quotes #trc meme #trb #tdt #bllb #trk #gansey #adam parrish #ronan lynch #blue sargent #richard gansey iii #richard campbell gansey the third

[broona]

The raven cycle incorrect quotes #1

#dont assume there will be more than 1 #trc #the raven cycle #the raven cycle fanart #the raven cycle incorrect quotes #trc incorrect quotes #ronan lynch #gansey #richard gansey iii #gangsey #trb #the raven boys

[ludy-blackthorn]

Ronan: *steals stuff, threatens people, throws someone out window*

Adam: And you wonder why you can't sleep at night

Ronan: *mumbles* maybe I would with you

Adam: what

Ronan: what

#incorrect quotes #the raven boys #the raven cycle #incorrect raven boys quotes #trb #incorrect trc quotes #maggie stiefvater #ronan lynch #adam parrish #pynch #gansey #dick gansey #blue sargent #noah czerny #gangsey #dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #raven king #call down the hawk #mister impossible #cabeswater #glendower #ronan x adam #bluesey #dreamer trilogy #tdt #trc #henry cheng #opal lynch #incorrect raven cycle quotes

[mitoposting]

Gansey, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Ronan, pulling out a UNO card: +4

Noah, pulling out a Pokémon card: Bulbasaur I choose you

Adam, trembling: What are we playing

#trc #the raven cycle #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #the raven king #trb #tdt #bllb #trk #richard dick gansey iii #richard gansey iii #richard gansey #gansey #gangsey #ronan lynch #noah czerny #adam parrish #pandamito #trc incorrect quotes

[alinaxstarkov]

The actual course of events on 4th of July party in TDT:

Kavinsky, standing on his mitsubishi: Ladies and gentlemen, it was lovely to have you this year.

Kavinsky: See you next year.

Kavinsky: *dreams the dragon*

Kavinsky: Or not. *laughs*

#the raven cycle #the raven boys #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #the raven king #joseph kavinsky #kavinsky #ronan lynch #rovinsky #the dream pack #trc #trb #tdt #bllb #trk #incorrect quotes #incorrect the raven cycle quotes #incorrect the dream thieves quotes #incorrect trc quotes #inocorrect tdt quotes

[daystens-archive]

blue: if you think about it in the shower, you're not over it.

gansey: apparently i'm not over the burning of the library of alexandria.

blue: is anyone truly over it?

gansey: they shouldn't be.

#trc #incorrect quotes #incorrect trc #incorrect trc quotes #incorrect the raven cycle quotes #blue sargent #richard gansey iii #richard gansey #gansey #trb #tdt #bllb #trk #the raven boys #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #the raven king #source: ??? #bluesey

[rescuehumans-runtotherescue]

#kade burns #cody burns #transformers rescue humans #rescue humans incorrect quotes #tfrb Cody burns #trb cody burns #tfrb kade burns #trb kade burns #tfrb #trb #halloween special

[mildew-dread-mold]

Gansey, at the grocery store: Okay. Mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

Adam: Wait, what was mission number one?

Ronan: Fucking getting here, Adam.

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[searchingforglendowerwithleah]

Some homophobic asshole: it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

Adam Parrish: actually it’s Adam and Ronan but

#incorrect trc quote #has somebody done this before #i hope not #if so im really sorry but this popped into my head when i was thinking about adams name sooooo #trc #the raven cycle #trb #the raven boys #maggie stiefvater #cdth #call down the hawk #tdt #the dreamers trilogy #adam parrish #ronan lynch #pynch

[bad-news-banjo]

Gangsey as things Kids at my school have said/done:

Gansey: *whispers frantically at 15 open tabs on computer* Wiki don’t fail me now.

Blue: *in response to a question asked about her report of feminism* I think the real difference between men and women is- I don’t give a shit. That is it. The difference is me. And my lack of shits to give. You’re welcome. *continues with report*

Adam: I honestly can’t remember the last time I slept. *sips ice coffee loudly and stares blankly at his straw*

Ronan: I have this song stuck in my head, wanna hear it? *starts singing* Show me your genitals.

Noah: *hands me an entire thing of gold stars* If I look sad in English this week, put these on my face and tell me I am a star.

Henry: *thows himself into a desk dramatically* I wasn’t born for this bullshit. *literally does all the work anyway*

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[rackhamsbonny]

Blue: *entering into 300 Fox Way* Hello people who do not live here.

Adam: Hey.

Ronan: Hi.

Gansey: Hello.

Blue: I gave you the keys for emergencies!

Ronan: We were out of Doritos.

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