#unless its funny

[anarchywoofwoof]

"i don't like piwacy :( :( :(" sucks to suck junior i'm torrenting your hopes and dreams

#text #stop messaging me stupid ass shit #unless its funny

[clembian]

ur life actually gets so much better when u trust ur friends when they say that they love you. and that they miss you.trust kindof feels like drowning sometimes but u have 2 do it anyways i think. no point looking for validation and affection if you dont believe it. like pourin water in a bowl with holes. fix ur colander heart man. start living

#catboo.txt #im not sober enough2 be giving advice if we r being honesr #but im right.sourve: my beautiful gorgeous mind #i never lie #unless its funny

[likeadevils]

Are Tis the Damn Season, Dorothea, and Midnight Rain connected?

i mean, thematically yeah. i think the inspiration came from different places though-- i wouldn't be surprised if dorothea was aaron's idea, since it was originally meant for a big machine album, and then tis the damn season came from taylor wanting to write the opposite perspective, and then midnight rain as taylor wanting to write something a bit more based on her personal life. but who knows im just a guy

#asks* #trying to tie folkmore songs to her personal life kinda squicks me out #unless its funny #or suuuuuper obvious

[redux-iterum]

Given that every time there is an ask that goes into spoiler terretory, we get a plant fact. Does that mean if we ask for a plant fact, we get spoilers instead? /joking ;-)

Just spoilers for something that isn't Iterum.

#im kidding i dont do spoilers unprompted #unless its funny #like the bible or something that everyone knows #ask #anonymous #nonsense #i speak

[barrymccaulkinem]

i hate watching ppl have bad trigger discipline in movies and tv

#unless its funny #like in always sunny when mac speedruns all the bad gun safety in like 2secs w/ franks pistol lol

[shadowcat-13]

The thing about people all rbing the same posts close to each other is that I will just immediately skip long posts if I start to recognize them

#reminders only work for me if i actuallly read them lmao #op #journal pages #this applies especially to long posts #u fortunately im illiterate u can get me to read it once if at all #unless its funny

[aesthetically0b5essed]

I remove comments if it's not your post. Nya nya.

#unless its funny #you arent

[cptnghoulowl]

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THANK YOU

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #this was WILD #Im so sorry Adrien my sweet child you deserve better #also why Lila #also why are sentimonsters a thing why did Adrien have to be one #why didnt Adrien get to be in the final fight #im so confused but i DON'T want answers #unless its funny #Youtube

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

#🐉 #unsanitary #this isnt a moral judgement im in the trenches here myself its just funny that one body fluid gets pretty privelege #it doesnt even smell better than the others after a point. unless you like the stench of roadkill.

[arabian-batboy]

I really find it interesting how Zionists have no issues constantly using words like "Islamic" or "Islamist" or "jihadist" to describe the people they're killing without any fear of being accused of Islamophobia or that they're being bigots.

Because they know that we live in a world where anything or anyone remotely "Muslim" are automatically portrayed as inherently evil and deserving of death, especially in the US and other Western countries where Israel gets most of its support from them. So therefore, no one can be mad at them for killing all of these people, right? After all, they're only killing scary radical "Islamists" and "jihadists," NOT innocent people.

Meanwhile you would never hear any pro-Palestine people calling IDF soldiers "Jewists" or "Jewish extremists," even when they're literally branding the star of David onto Palestinians' faces and houses, instead we have to be very careful to not associate Judaism with Israel's crimes and are obligated to write a long essay about how we in fact do NOT want to kill every Jew in the world before we're allowed to show a shred of sympathy toward the thousands of Palestinian civilians being murdered as we are speaking.

Yet somehow that's not enough and they still hit us with the "when you say Zionists you actually mean Jews!" all while ignoring how they themselves aren't putting any effort into not demonizing Islam and Muslims with their words, because demonizing Islam and Muslims isn't an issue to them and the only way they can justify all the killing they're doing.

#as a Muslim I still find it funny how non-Muslim still think that Jihad is a bad or a scary word #White Supremacists decided to hijack the meaning of this world and make it into a code-name for mass killing #and jihadist is just another word for terrorist #but that's not actual the meaning of the word in the literal Arabic language and Islam as religion #not in the past not in the present and not anytime in the future #unless of course you're a White Supremacist yourself #then continue telling yourself that's what these words from a language you don't speak mean #hence why Zionists (the biggest White Supremacists) continue using that words as if its something negative #so that other White Supremacists will stand with them against these evil Jihadists #palestine #gaza #palestinian #anti israel #anti israeli #anti zionist #anti zionism

[venus-sqturn]

dilf james where every mom at harrys primary school is just uncomfortably flirting w/ james and one day regulus picks harry up instead and every mom is like “what happened to james, where is he??” “why is there another man picking up harry??” to the point regulus is just like “lmao im james husband”

#dilf james potter #jegulus #jegulus fluff #young jegulus #james loves regulus #james potter #jegulus headcanon #jegulus raising harry #harry potter #james fleamont potter #regulus black #its funny that everybody is like ‘MAKE A FIC’ #sorry #idk how to #(unless its a texting fic.)

[biblically-accurate-dca]

got your nose !!!!

#my art #daycare attendant #dca fandom #moondrop #this is a little old (same time as my ecl¡pse doodle where they're holding hands) #but i still think its funny #i see a lot of ppl who draw them with little to no nose #so it's fun to see that trait in a style where the nose is a huge part of it #now that i think about it though it'd be hard for moon to do the 'got your nose' thing because their thumbs are blue #so the illusion doesn't really work.. unless they say they squeezed it so hard that it turned blue? but idk

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[jaratedeguadalupe]

what do you mean this isn't canon

#so so so SO tempted to make this into a fic #i'm not even joking #it doesn't even have to be practical espionage #it just needs to be spy pointing at a pot and asking where its hat is #is this funny to anyone else #don't answer that unless that answer is yes or you're getting blocked #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #engiespy #practical espionage

[qreyert]

i had an idea that i had to execute

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #nintendo #arven #penny #i was giggling so fuckign much drawing this #penny and arven bickering was so funny #ive been awake for so long its 7am i told myself i wouldnt sleep unless i drew this #thumbs up #my art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I was *not* longing, I swear.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #If you have not listened to this scene in the audio drama I am *pleading* for you to #It's so funny. Oh my god the voice actors nail the part. Plus the music cutting out abruptly #Genuinely incredible comedic timing. #WWX voice: 'I was almost caught having an (unidentifiable ) emotion. How embarrassing. It will never happen again.' (lie) #wwx has unlocked: aesthetic attraction. He is now starting to develop emotional attachment. #This is a incompatible program with the current version of WWX. He requires an additional update #Please note that the actual countdown is *eight* seconds before passing out. My memory was fallible when I did my blocking #pd-mdzs lwj gets an extra 2 seconds. One for each bunny ear. #This comic kicked my ass a little. Normally I don't re-do comics unless its pertinent #but I struggled with getting this one 'just right enough'. And I'm happy with it! B*)