#veggie tells

[the-vegetarian-artist]

the PJO fandom working their butts off to find two italian babies in the background only to realize the Easter egg is Nico calling for Bianca around the 12:3 mark.

#literally just checked it out #heard Nico calling Bianca twice he sounds so small and it makes me wanna tear up #veggie tells #pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #besure to listen CLOSELY i had to play it mutiple times until his voice broke through the crowd jumble

[veggies-aesthetics]

Notice I've got a few asks lol, I will get to them soon! (One of which is the fact that I need to watch the new season and I keep holding off cause I wanna watch it with @goldendaydna 😖) thank you for the requests tho!

#veggie tells #aesthetic request #asks in my box #ninjago

[macaritaville]

More alt outfit ideas- this time for Celia!!

She was a lot harder than Lumina to think of fits for because I feel like her OG design is already VERY good- but I knew I wanted her in overalls and crocs 😌

Large pix under cut!

#you can’t tell me that she wouldn’t immediately fall in love with crocs after wearing them for two seconds #she would get those cute charms for her crocs in the shape of veggies #CROP CROCS #my_art #fanart #bokumono #story of seasons a wonderful life #story of seasons #sos a wonderful life #sosawl #a wonderful life #harvest moon another wonderful life #harvest moon #bokujou monogatari #bokujo monogatari #Celia #Cecilia #harvest moon celia #harvest moon fanart #story of seasons fanart #digital art #art #procreate #trans artist

[coolpointsetta]

jamie: i am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so the children don’t know that they’re eating vegetables.

jamie: that’s what parenting is all about. helping your children through lies

roy: well, not just the children

jamie: huh

roy: i’ve been speaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married.

jamie: what

roy: haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup has seeds in it?

jamie: you said those were maple seeds

roy: yeah, there’s no such thing

#look me in the eye and tell me that jamie will ever willingly eat a veggie of any kind #he’s got the food pallet of a 5 year old #he eats dino nuggets and that’s IT #roy is barely better but at least he’s figured out that hiding the veggies is better than eating them plain #ted lasso #jamie tartt #royjamie #own post #roy kent #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect quotes

[meownotgood]

aki talking to you: have you eaten anything good for you today? sweetheart... if you don't eat well, you could get sick or give yourself a stomach ache. c'mon, I'll make you something, what would you like? maybe some soup, that'd be easy on your stomach. and next time, if you've only got snacks at home, just call me and I'll come over for dinner, okay?

aki talking to denji & power: eat your fucking vegetables

#he loves them very much #I feel like aki's lenient sometimes with them like making denji's favorite foods for him or letting powy skip veggies if she won't eat em #but only sometimes... #often he's the you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit kind of caregiver looooool #they can't stay healthy on just sweets or just meat #aki lying to power and telling her cauliflower is brains so she'll eat it #he's the sweetest to you though of course #it makes powy and denji a little jealous #'aki why are you so nice to them you don't make us whatever we want like that???!!!' #aki: 'because we're together. now eat your vegetables' #aki <3

[raviollies]

With that being said - here are 9 weeks of my meal prep! Been putting a lot of care and time into it and am very proud of the results

#i like green beans and cabbage if you couldn't tell #in week 3 the chicken is on a bed of veggies hence why theyre not in the second compartment

[veggieharumaki]

"The siren is not the only one who can sing."

dnf sea creature au! there is a reason why George seems to be away from the ocean... he's being lured in.

part of an idea that i think about but never write lol

#I want to do more au drawings so if you have any ideas of what you'd want to see dnf or dream team in lmk #can you tell I have never drawn a merman #and that warm colors are my comfort zone #dreamwastaken #dnf #dnf fanart #dnf art #georgenotfound #dreamnotfound #gnf #dream #veggie art

[marosii]

Daigon radish and Killuaflower

#thought of daigon radish yesterday and haven't been able to get it out of my brain so. here you go I guess #veggie hunters #enemies of gourmet hunters?? #not sure #oh and killuaflower has his arms behind his head if you couldn't tell #I think my jet lag has made me insane and this is the result #my art #art #fanart #digital art #marosii art #hxh #hunter x hunter #killua #gon freecss #hxh art #killua zoldyck

[corvidcas]

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

#e.txt #tw fatphobia mention #i know people assume skinny people eat nothing all the time too but every skinny ass mf i meet is like omg i can eat so much and not gain #anything teehee #and i see so many skinny ppl will flood comments of fat positive ANYTHING talking about how they hate being skinny so much and eat so much #to try to gain weight but its not working #like skinny ppl wont shut up about how hard it can be to gain weight but god forbid a fat person suggest its hard to loose weight bc then #theyre just being lazy. #ppl will tell me i should eat less to lose weight meanwhile im living off an orange and a cup of nuts for brunch #and 1/2 salmon filet a cup of rice and veggies for dinner #and i walk 8 hours a day 3 times a week. #if i eat less i will get nauseous i will get dizzy i will get a migraine and i will be a bitch #yes obviously this is a personal grievance but like am i wrong? #rant #probably less than a cup of rice even i make a cup and then split it in half with my partner and sometimes dont even finish it

[mochinomnoms]

I know I'm not the only weirdo out there, but salt. Like actually craving extra salty treats like fair fries or just straight-up eating salt from the salt shaker like a gremlin.

Azul chasing you off like a stray cat with a broom Floyd encouraging or trying it as well to be menace and Jade just being amused.

I hope others can relate.

me eating limes with salt

I like to think sometimes about who would be concerned/mildly horrified at the sight of me salting a lime, sucking the juice out, turning it inside out, salting it again, and tearing the flesh off with my teeth

I think Trey would have a heart attack at the sight of me corroding my tooth enamel with straight acid. I like to think Ruggie and Floyd would eat it with me, if not for a snack just out of sheer curiosity.

I wonder if I could scam Azul into selling bags of TWST version of hot cheetos with nacho cheese that shit slaps ong.

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #floyd leech #trey clover #ruggie bucchi #i think ruggie could get down with my poverty snacks #yall ever eat the skins off of veggies after peeling them? fry them and add salt they kinda slap ngl #can you tell im hungry lmao

[zhuhongs]

I have a feeling I’m going to get ratio’d on my own poll given that tumblr consists of like. mostly white people but anyways! 

ALSO PLEASE ADD YOUR ETHNICITY IF U RB

#the correct belizean answer is you dont put it away. or you do if u purposely cooked a lot #bc like if it aint hot as fuck it will not spoil!!! i have leaft meat out for days! my friends came at me for this when we cooked on a trip #and i didn't put the chicken in the fridge and left it on the stove overnight like!! bitch!!! #it was 40 degres out #ofc i dont need to put it in the fridge. and before yall quote food safety at me. they advise u not to wash ur chicken #i dont listen to them. i lsten to my superior stomach and the fact that i've only had food poisoning once in my life and that was from a #vendor that did tell us to be careful #so!!! #and my friends were fine #some of them got sick from smth ANOTHER friend cooked that i thought looked unsafe for other reasons #so!! #actually wait the answer for me is depends on what. bc i'll leave rice out longer than i'd leave fish or tuna. or veggies #but veggies is just bc it gets bitter when its left out

[the-vegetarian-artist]

New icon I drew for @goldendaydna of her blue bug boy cause she deserves it!

~Please dont repost or use without permission THANK YOU ~☆

#veggie tells #my art #veggie arts #dc blue beetle #blue beetle 2023 #blue beetle #xolo maridueña #blue beetle fanart

[pizzapasta23045]

Kaeya: I'm kinda hungry, can I have something?

Crepus: Well, Adelinde just went out to get groceries so you're gonna have to wait a bit. Or, you know? You could just just grab some grapes if you're really that hungry.

Kaeya: Like... Like on my own?

Crepus: Sure, I don't see why not.

Kaeya: *hesitantly walks towards the door and slowly grabs the doorknob*

Kaeya: Like... I can seriously just walk out? Like on my own? This isn't some weird way to teach me not to go outside on my own, is it?

Crepus *blinks twice*: No? Why would it be? Did... Did your father do that?

Kaeya: No but... I don't know? You just said that weird, ok?! It sounded like a trap!

#crepus: just trying to get kaeya to eat some god damn fruits and veggies #kaeya: ok but what does that meannnnnnn? #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #ragbros #textpost #traumatized kaeya being traumatized #mmmmmm yes hypervigilance #you cannot tell me that kaeya wasn't hypervigilant as a child you just cannot #it's basically canon tbh

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: HEY DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT

Lil Cal: the souls of the innocent

Gamzee: A bAgEl 

Lil Cal: no 

Gamzee: tWo BaGeLs

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #lil cal #gamzee makara #mod terezi #source: vine #i could go for like a bagel sandwich right about now #something with eggs and sausage and maybe some spinch for the veggies #and you gotta grill the bagel #don't toast the bagel it least it dry and flavorless and fragile #don't let anyone tell you otherwise if you're making a bagel sandwich

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

The day after the 2017 state dinner: MegaLiar w/a photo of Sarah Rose & Sparry

Sadly I can't tell if this is Giles Coren lying again.

How sad for William & Catherine to experience such unadulterated hatred from a brother, Sparry.

It still shocks me that Sparry has worked hand in hand w/his diabolical wife to destroy innocent families. He of all people should show "compassion in action 🙄" and tell the truth. His own mother (Saint Diana) was engaged in multiple affairs and as a result, the majority of the world questions Sparry's paternity. How diabolical of him to inflict that same pain on others.

Several years ago, Sparry's friend confessed "he needs the HARD FALL."

Even kids know: The TRUTH sets you FREE Larryboy & the Rumour Weed

Larry Boy & the Fib from Outer Space

Has anyone else noticed that both MEgain & Sparry have creepy tongue behavior? Why are they constantly flicking them out at the public as they speak? Is it drugs?

Anytime they want something, they will resurrect this affair FIB just like the racism FIB.

#Giles Coren #meghan markle is a liar #Sussex Liars #Soho House #Markus Anderson #prince and princess of wales #meghan's burn book #MegaLiar #amsterdam #larry boy #veggie tales #sociopath #Sarah Rose #Hanbury Family #Tell the truth & shame the devil #HG Tudor #Sussex Sewer

[bazookapussy-stankhoe-5000]

Him (derogatory)

#sdv #stardew #sdv pierre #i made this cause apparently! the man has been telling people #that the milk i sold him! #he *found* while exploring in the mountains! #claiming he grew my veggies was bad enough #but this is nuts lololol