i have spent hours giggling at this, agreeing with this, discussing it in the mirror with myself, etc etc. how has someone so perfectly summed up early david.
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Eddie posts a Tiktok way too early in the morning for a weekend . His hair is frizzy. It’s somehow hot and wet. He’s being eaten alive by mosquitoes while sitting in a folding chair in a field.
When he pans the camera over a little more, you see Nancy sitting next to him in her own folding chair (her’s has cup holders). Eddie’s just like, “POV: when your same gendered spouse randomly joins a co-ed summer soccer league.”
And then him and Nancy wince at the same time because Steve and Robin somehow kicked each other instead of the ball.
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Fuck you (slammin lids your little buddy)
Based off this ↓ picture I was giggling at for like an hour straight
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Ruben George lll 🥭 (she/they)
- Drake - Fire 🔥
- the most turtle like dragon (armor padding-no full shell)
- very bouncy and affectionate
- likes to combust at will and runs hot
- the most expressive and vocal dragon
Alis (Alis Propriis Volat = “she flies with her own wings) 🪁 (she/her)
- Lind Wurm - Water 💧
- sleek and smooth build, the most serpent like dragon
- very slippery and curious
- likes to take baths and remain in water when she can
- the quietest and sneakiest dragon
Crash & Bash💥 (he/him)
- Drakes - Earth 🪨
- beef cakes with as much spikes to muscle/ the most dog like dragons
- very strong and loving
- likes to wrestle and play when they can
- the most headstrong and protective dragons
Vortex 🌊 (he/they)
- Lung Dragon - Air 🍃
- similar to Alis’s build but with luxurious hair/sword tail, the most traditional dragon
- very quick and beautiful
- likes to be groomed and explore their environment
- the sharpest and quickest thinking dragon
Sizes (with some leeway of course)
- Crash & Bash 💥
- Vortex🌊 + Alis🪁
- Ruben🥭
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(*Note: I included pronouns-I imagine the dragons to not have genders as people/mutants/yokai/etc. do, but for the pronouns to be how the dragon titles themselves/ how the turtles see their ninpo dragon counterparts)
(I also previously mentioned how the dragons can alter their sizes at will, this size chart is to give reference to each of their natural/ comfortable sizes)
@paintedkinzy-88 (sorry for another tag but I made more dragons - whoops (^^;
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