#where are you fuckers

[c4i-r0]

i am but one victim of many to the Community (2009) to Mythic Quest (2020) pipeline

#now i KNOW i'm not the only one #where are you fuckers #come out come out wherever you are #side note: pretty sure y'all also queer as fuck #exhibit a: me again #nbc community #community nbc #mythic quest

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion #Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate #Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF #Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao #Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand #Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch #Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late #Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is #Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base #Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold #Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother????? #No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known #each other for a Very long time????

[lyrichi]

mc: where were you during 9/11

solomon: banging your mother

mc: no you weren't

solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11

mc: that's besides the point

#imagine going up to this scumbag and just asking #where were you when the Roman Empire fell? 🥺 #like #dawg idk #abyway #no I want born before 9/11 #😼 #alright fuckers #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon #yeah

[bakudekublogblog]

the way katsuki just IS izuku's first love drives me nutty. like he just had a big ole crush on him with his huge-ass heart eyes and he chased him around with maximum puppy-love smitten energy

#bkdk #bakudeku #izuku chasing after katsuki with the biggest wettest heartiest heart eyes ever and katsuki is like FUCKER IS LOOKING DOWN ON ME HOW DARE YO #like no bby so close he's down BAD for you i can see where there could be some confusion #it just drives me nutty!!! that's his pookie bear bitty baby boy #it just makes every other ship feel so irrelevant bc katsuki is izuku's first love and fiercest #like fr do we think izuku is getting over katsuki especially now #especially after all bakugou has done for him #how many times has bakugou saved him and in so many ways #my headcanon is that izuku's baby puppy love crush faded but never really died #it was always there #and then they're thrust into each other's lives and katsuki starts growing and training with him and izuku is like fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK #and he just keeps falling for him over and over again #izuku sees him standing on the UA island and is like yeah ok i'm never getting over him he's it for me #he's always been it he's always been the one

[kitamars]

office au nonsense aka i can’t believe this was the first time i drew legato LMAO

#this au is perpetually in my brain #the gung ho guns are all employees under knives #where they work at a utensil company #i’ll probably make a more detailed intro post but for now enjoy the funnies #also of course there’s vashwood who do you think i am #its just mundane nonsense bc honestly the dynamic of the gung ho guns is so funny #like they really are the most random fuckers forced to work together #it’s amazing #legato #legato bluesummers #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #raidei the blade #gung ho guns #vashwood #vash x wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[moxielynx]

copy pasted from twitter but thinking about a headcanon i saw that when elemental masters die they get reincarnated as a dragon and the wind dragon that kai saved in hunted was morro. ive been unstable ever since reading it

#where the fuck did i read that headcanon. #was it tumblr. #i bet it was one of you tumblr fuckers wasnt it #/lh #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago kai #kai ninjago #kai smith #morro #ninjago morro #morro ninjago #kai x morro #destinyshipping #rambles #lynx posting

[umblrspectrum]

go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3

#peak fiction #two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes #but they add so many little details and changes and i love it #little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that #its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8 #best part is #of course #lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer #idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos #opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it #non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones lizzy #murder drones thad #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows #also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post #i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[ef-1]

View Suspended II by Dutch artist Paul Veroude

View Suspended is an art installation by Paul Veroude in which a Mercedes F1 car was 'exploded' into 3,200 parts, each part suspended by string tethered to the ceiling of Mercedes-Benz World's F1 exhibition in Surrey, UK.

#i think about this everytime a driver says “something is wrong with the car” #.... where man melds into machine . like i know the cars have sensors.... but where do you start.... #f1 is the intersection of art and science #mind you!!! per paul the artist: this isnt even every part of the car. he couldnt fit all of it in 😵‍💫 #anyway on my car fucker shit #f1 #photography #art

[maddymoreau]

Winter King this Winter King that- I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT HOW HOT THE SCARAB IS:

#Not a self ship I JUST HAVE EYES!!!! THIS IS THE MONSTER FUCKER WEBSITE WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU??!!!!?! #I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE PERSON TALK ABOUT HOW HOT AND COOL HIS FACE LOOKS!!!!!! #Fionna and Cake #Fionna and Cake Spoiler #Fionna & Cake #Fionna & Cake Spoiler #Adventure Time #Adventure Time Spoiler #Fionna and Cake Scarab #The Scarab #Scarab #His personality sucks but his design IS SO ATTRACTIVE fNLJKVCAHD;FKLAKLSDFJ:jvsd'l!!!!!!!!!!! AHFHAFSHDFS;BHDFSKDSFJKB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[princeykittyboy]

collaring a werewolf going through rut and putting a muzzle and leash on him so you can watch him dissolve into a whimpering moaning mess pleading for you to let him breed you just once and he'll be a good boy he promises...

#werewolf boys where are you... #sub top #terato #monsterfucking #monster fucker #mlm nsft #transmasc nsft #t4t nsft #queer ns/fw #queer nsft #Yourprincecommands #edging kink #denial

[queenerdloser]

i just finished dark heir

#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU! #i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him #dark rise #okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections #that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought. #hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil. #me: [screams into the abyss] #i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!! #and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again #and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted #instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have #become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth #he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them. #anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone #me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it #i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it

[varilien]

(dress ref)

there's aus where u try to recreate the "effect" of a character's personality and behavior through an alternative "cause", and then there's this shit where i Just think umm well personally wolfwood being down to kill for vash is hot and it's a bummer vash doesn't think so too, but what if an au where he does ?

it's not a true "villain" vash au, basically it goes that vash decided to stick it out with knives in the hopes he could mitigate the damage knives planned to do to mankind, and it's worked for the most part-- at the expense of vash taking on much of knives' ire himself. this vash is even more isolated than in canon, unable to meet the standard knives enforces for what a god is supposed to look like, and constantly concerned with appeasing knives: dressing and styling his hair in a way that doesn't annoy him, talking very little, always offering compromises that put himself at a disadvantage

it's a wholly bad deal, up until the eye (yeah i'm blending stuff from other triguns in even tho it's a 98 au lol) offer vash their latest up-and-coming disciple to protect and serve him directly, though the "protecting" thing ends up being extremely mutual. wolfwood is the first bright spot in vash's life in a hundred years, and he's not going to allow anybody to take that away

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #shared devotions au #<- in case i ever draw it again lol. it's an abba reference cuz abba is delightful villain music fhdhdjdj #literally my motivations here was just. i wanna see a situation where wolfwood has to do something fucked up for vash #and instead of vash proselytizing and projecting his trauma at him vash is like. Oh. you really do care for me don't you. #and EQUALLY AS MUCH SO i need vash covered in someone else's blood having thrashed a fucker for getting near wolfwood fhdhdjdjjs #wolfwood can have a lil religious moment realizing how much this traumatized godthing loves him. as little a treat. #love drawing vash's hair all fucked up as a visual representation of his decaying mental state dhfkgdkf #also love vash and knives' opposing color schemes and what you could interpret about their self-perceptions from that alone <3

[owlpellet]

found some chalk drawings from when i was 7 in a scrapbook (save the bike, which was my dad's). very impressed with my dragons from a technical standpoint but i am not being dramatic when i say i think i finally know what i want to be my first tattoo

#i've never gotten one because of commitment issues #i cant even decide where to put a sticker and you want me to put INK on my SKIN? #well yes i want this little fucker slapped straight onto my skin #i love that i gave my dragons thagomizers #btw

[littlefankingdom]

Me to myself: Don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers...

#bruce wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batman #robin #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc comics #THEY ARE MANY TIMES IN THE COMICS WHERE THEY CALL BRUCE “DAD” OR HEAVILY IMPLY HE IS THEIR FATHER #AND AS MUCH OF BRUCE CALLING THEM HIS SONS OR HIS CHILDREN #And then some fuckers come around and make Bruce said bs like “my son and the boys” like they are not all the same to him #like Damian is more valued because he is the bio-child which is far from true #Or worst the ones that write that losing Damian is somehow the worst thing ever for Bruce because he lost “HIS” son #Hello?! Jason's death fucking destroyed him and haunted him for decades even today we still get content about it Wtf are you on???? #They should quiz writers before letting them write a character #my ramblings

[narwhalsarefalling]

i got a seizure from watching Avatar 2 and now I can’t drive for six months

#the narwhal speaks #the law in tx is that if u have a seizure and usually dont get them u gotta wait six months before driving again #which is fine and dandy except i live in a country where public transport takes 8 hours to travel 2 miles #(it was a fullbody seizure too not one located just in my legs like my normal ones) #avatar the way of water #urgj now my parenrs are gonna habe to drive me to school despite me being 22 years young #IM NOT GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE ON THE HIGHWAY @ TX DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION #UNLESS SOME FUCKER INSTALLS STROBE HEADLIGJTS #anyway this is what i get for watching avatar anyway lol #ok to rb btw! but you are legally obligated to make fun of me