#why cant i be hot

[blackkatdraws2]

There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

#hoh boy i was going to make a comic to introduce these monsters but #i couldnt help myself and made an animation instead #because i just think they're so neat and cool okay #listen i cant for the life of me just infofump about my AU and OCs #because i just think that making actual content about my lore and stuff will not only raise the chances of people being interested #but also it will also raise my motivation to actually produce more content other than the same old recycled front-facing-profile drawings #i need to get creative with my stuff or I'll also loose interest and I DONT want that #in order to be happy with what i have i cant just think about it and expect to be given something new NOOOO i need to MAKE it ughh #i cant believe in order to get more content out of my own au i would need to draw it and feed myself ugh ugh ugh unbelievable (kidding) #but also #i wanna make a little music video or animation again for youtube #its been a hot while since ive uploaded anything in there at all #maybe an animation reel will do for now? #i hope so :( #because ive been working on expanding the Black Scripts AU #and honestly i dont regret it #i had a lot of fun making up scenarios and comics for Stanley and the Narrator (Black) #but yeah! #apart from this little video #you wont be getting an explanation on what these things are supposed to be #and why theyre there #actually i was originally gonna make this into a full fledge animation with sound effect/music/frame-by-frame movement/etc. #but i got lazy HAHA #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[lotus-pear]

akai art for beloved tumblr mutual @itotypes <33 (it's a bsd x atla au btw if anyone wants to check it out.. although i wouldn't recommend it for the weak hearted)

fic name: akai || author: @/itotypes on ao3

#literally did this from character descriptions in the fic i couldn't find a reference itoooo im so sry 😭😭 #rly hope i remembered the bottom scene correctly?? i think chuuya was wearing dazais clothes bc he didnt want earth nation attire💀 #anyway that scene was so hot i was biting back screams the entire time #ALSO I FOUND OUT I CANT DRAW FRECKLES.. WHY IS IT SO HARD #speaking of which dazai looks so cute w freckles and a tan and black hair im investing hes so so cute in this au😭 #i don't even read fics so i was very mentally unprepared for the ending.. ito could've shot me it would've hurt less #anyway forcing all my mutuals to go read akai rn. it's required #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[miusato]

Lmao so I finally done drawing a lineup of P3 cast in my Highschool AU. Call them wokesona or something ahskskskskasosk

#i really need to figure out an actual name for this AU i cant keep calling it wokesona to myself privately forever 🥲 #anyway Aki's costume is like the least y2k here cuz I cant recall anyone wearing jumpsuit as fashion at that time #but shhh mom said i can be cringe online today so like I was thinking that Aki doesnt really have a lot of new clothes in his wardrobe #most of the time he thrifted it or its a hands down from his foster parents or something #but it doesnt really matter his fangirls doesnt care that he is out of date when it comes to fashion #all they know is that boy is hot and they're the reason why Aki has terrible sinus because they wont get his name outta their mouth #anyway again this isnt their permanent clothes hhh its more like a guide for me for everyone's style #i was envisioning that if this is an actual cartoon that nick somehow decides to greenlight #it would be something like 'as told by ginger' where everyone changes clothes in every episode #anyway now that I get this outta my way I can finally go through my request hsjsjaka bUT FIRST //passes out and sleeps for 1 millennia #asukart #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #yukari takeba #mitsuru kirijo #fuuka yamagishi #aigis #aigis persona 3 #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #persona 3 femc #shinjiro aragaki #akihiko sanada #makoto yuki #persona 3 mc #junpei iori #00s highschool au

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

Tales of Terror; The Black Cat (1962) dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #peter lorre #the black cat #black cat #edgar allan poe #tales of terror #why cant i have vincent locked up in my basement? #for reasons.... #hes so hot... #i want him to do unspeakable things to me #that is all. carry on #bicon #bisexual icon #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #Montessor herringbone #Fortunato Luchresi #gifs made by me #gif #gif set #my gifs #gifs

[fairyofshampgyu]

Oh…i need him so bad. 😀!$$>>>€€>>!!€<<€*6!!€><€$€^#€$£!!€><HHHGH

#anyone else going crazy…lol #I dont think I’ll survive his actual variety show tbh #WHY IS HE SO HOT AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME #IDK WHETHER I WANT TO FUCK HIM OR BE FUCKED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #when he like whines out hyung…yeah and he was like kinda whimpering…yeah #LMAO SOOBIN STRUGGLING #AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TAEHYUN #WHY WERE THEY GROPING EACH OTHERS CHESTS #WHY CANT THAT BE ME #beomgyu !<3

[muyenbroma]

i decided to inflict upon you the brain damage i suffered earlier this year when i read notre dame de paris. that was a whole month of claude frollo spinning around in my head like a rotisserie chicken. also gringoire is so fucking funny!!

#claude frollo #nddp #notre dame de paris #jehan frollo #pierre gringoire #i cant tell you how much i struggled with his design because. not only is he almost bald. he has gray hair and he’s THIRTY FIVE #he’s so dear to me but like… it’s so hard for me to picture him #also claude has a hot brother why are we not talking about this!! 🗣️🗣️ #doods

[yeniihuenii]

this xiao is so pretty aough

design from this vid!!!! literally my roman empire right now

#xiao #genshin impact #adeptus xiao #genshin xiao #genshin fanart #digital art #moneyoniis #USING THE TAGS AS MY OPPORTUNITY TO GO FERAL OVER HIM IN THE MV LIKE ???????????? #HES SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #AAIPGEAJGPIHEDKHNK HGAK HEAREARKL #THE BLINDFOLD N THE LONG HAIR AND HIS WING MOTIFS #THIS MV IS MAKING ME INSANE. INCONSOLABLE EVEN. WHY DID THEY MAKE XIAO SO HOT IN THERE #I CANT DO THIS RN #AND THE UMBLREAALLAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DESIGN IN THE UMBRELLAAAAAA THE FEATHERS AND THE XIAO MOTIFS AND COLORS #BECOMING AN EEL BC IM SO MENTALLY EEL OVER XIAO

[ohno-the-sun]

OoOooo opening up commissions! Exciting but also nerve wracking haha

All drawings will be fully rendered, color or black and white whatever you prefer. Feel free to specify what style you'd like, just try to make sure it is one I have done before in the past.

Down to do humans and robots but I'm so sorry I'm really bad at drawing furries 😭

Also no NSFW

If you are unsure about the background price feel free to DM me!

Please have a description or reference ready of the character you'd like. Price is per character minus background so if you want two torsos with a simple background it would be $30+$30+$5= $65

I accept payment via Kofi or Paypal

#sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #also kinda love how the commision sheet came out he looks so dapper #Its been a hot minute since I've done commissions and I'm probably gonna mess something up #reason why ive opened up so few slots #OooOOoo you want a commission from me so bad #jk jk #I know financial situation is not the best rn so if people feel like they cant get this rn that's alright #commission #my art

[got-the-dreams]

Gore !!

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They're besties <3

I wanted to draw someone bleeding that's all :D

#this art is so crunchy #and scratchy #crunch crunch #anyway why is hob hot #why is he hot huh #i cant take this #the sandman #sandman netflix #the sandman netflix #hob gadling #netflix sandman #death of the endless #dream of the endless #morpheus #my art #dreamling

[rastea]

Messing around with the idea that Yuga didn't necessarily have to be the latest addition to the castle.

Also moved his clowncore towards drag queen and I don't know how to feel about it

#a link between worlds #loz yuga #loz ravio #albw #legend of zelda #my art #if ganondorf gets to be hot i don't see why his double in the mirror world cant be don't look at me like that

[jet-apologistmybadhomies]

coming out and saying 😔 AZULA WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS

i understand! why iroh left but none of that truly makes it okay to waste everybodys time and LIFE like ppl DIED man and then he just backed out???

the only good thing out of this is ba sing se not falling

its why i am kinda "shy" to say this because it would suggest Something weird😭 but i swear i just think that iroh IS kinda weak for stopping a whole ass siege

dont get me wrong it makes irohs character so interesting and good but i am tried of ppl villianzing this Moment because "azula Shows no pity" ignoring that that is a CHILD who barely understands death in a way an adult does shes also right 😨

and i am really glad that the new Comic WILL make my point stronger since as for rn this more of a moral thing then anything

so yes iroh i get u. thats a horrible pain to have and i think thats the Moment where u understood that what your actions was doing this to other ppl

but i see no reason to hate characters who look down on him for leaving

(also pls read the tags)

#avatar the last airbender #atla #azula #iroh critical #i feel bad for saying this tbh #cuz i am not 100% on this opinion but i am tried that everytime i say kid azula wasn't bad someone mentions this #and i cant just say “well i agree it was a cowardy thing to do and not how a leader should act” #so this probs is gonna be a hot take that many will disagree with and yk what? thats completly fine i can see why u would disagree

[tianhai03]

pov dante teaches you what kabedon means

#h. yeah. yea #a friend suggested me to draw this awhile ago and i suddenly remembered it today so i figured... why not............. #dont really know if the perspective is correct but its ok i think we're all too distracted by smth else to focus on that #ANYWAY............................. #devil may cry #dante(dmc) #do u ever get embarrassed at smth u drew urself #yeah. i somehow feel more embarrassed at this than when i draw him half naked. #dont know why. cant explain why. brain hurt. dante hot #allyart

[vivi-ships]

Everybody SHUT UP. Look at how slutty Hordak's outfit is without his armour.

Why do you need to show so much skin Hordak? So you can have access to your plugs? So your girlfriend can experiment with your plugs? Whore behavior.

#please why is he actually so hot? #whats happening #somewhere theres a shot where he falls on his butt and has his slutty thighs out and i cant find it #i want to bite him #hordak #she ra #she ra princess of power #she ra spop #spop #she ra and the princesses of power #entrapdak #entrapta #whoredak

[he-goes-down]

This made me ILL

im cannot live under these conditions

#guns n roses #izzy stradlin #i cant do this #i cant breathe #why is he so hot #why is he like this #pls im gonna throw up

[envy-of-the-apple]

Cheating is a sore subject for me in real life but in fiction? As long as I see some type of get-back I will be satisfied. And not even something brutal, but I do think that moving on and finding peace from the hurt they inflicted on you is the best revenge cause it’s essentially saying “you haven’t crossed my mind for a while”, especially why it comes to someone like Gojo who has a massive ego. With the cheater stsg idea, the logical part of me is saying that reader should move on to a good man like Nanami, but the toxic part of me is also thinking Sakuna; would Sakuna treat you right? Probably not, unless he sees you as someone worth keeping around. I say toxic cause this guy is a show off and he would very much rub into stsg faces of what they lost. (I actually do believe that if he likes you, enough to talk casually with you, the banter with Sakuna would be kinda fun, since you don’t have the looming threat of getting beat up. It’s not for the weak tho he’s still gonna mean but readers just gonna take it with a grain of salt. Kinda like a tough love situation).

(i hope you're doing well now:()

You know who'd treat you right after satosugu being pieces of shit? Shoko.

Maybe she'd been there since the beginning. Right when you met Suguru. She was interested in you too, but Suguru made the first move. Which was fine with her. You're a good person. Suguru deserves someone like that after the whole 'will they won't they' he had with Satoru. But you're so sweet, and nice, and Shoko keeps falling deeper and deeper. She knows its wrong to be in love with her friend's girlfriend but, she can't help herself.

It's why she says nothing when Suguru and Satoru start getting more touchy, when she catches them exchanging looks they only had back in highschool. Shoko knows she should pull Suguru aside, tell him to stop before he loses everything because you were someone worth keeping forever. And yet, she doesn't. She pretends to be willfully ignorant. The guilt eats her alive to this day.

You find out eventually. Breaking up with Suguru is inevitable and now Shoko's finding out that Satoru and Suguru had a plan for bringing all three of you together. Pathetic. She knows you only have room for one person in your heart.

Would it be so bad if that person was her? She thinks as she lets you cry on her shoulder, brushing your tears away, hoping you don't notice the way her eyes lingers on your lips.

#Shoko's also a doctor #so you'll have a hot rich wife #Shoko our mvp #ughhhhh why didn't i write this instead??? #im like halfway through the cheating fic cant turn back now #yandere #yandere jjk #dark jjk #satosugu cheating au