#would adopt immediately

[tending-the-hearth]

echo showing up with emerie and a group of formerly imprisoned clones on pantora to meet up with rex is the FUNNIEST thought to me because rex probably was expecting a few freed clones, maybe preparing to comfort echo after losing a member of the batch, but no, his little shit of a baby brother strolls in with a newly discovered sister and a group of brothers behind him and the news that oh yeah, everyone survived and is okay, and rex and howzer can't help but just stand and stare as echo grins at them

#echo and emerie is going to become my new brainrot #big brother little sister my beloveds <3 #rex would immediately adopt emerie #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #arc trooper echo #tbb emerie #captain rex

[silkysong]

important revelation i had earlier

#huh thats why i adopted 5p immediately ! and would put him through unimaginable grief if i didnt love him like a baby cat #hollow knight #pure vessel #rain world #five pebbles #this is barely art

[spacedace]

Joking summary of this one bit of Foundling at the Door:

Clark: Phew, finally got Kon and Tim to go get a couple of hours of sleep down in the dorms. Man, they act like I'm going to just lose her the second they're out of the room or something!

Elle: *wakes up from her coma the second Tim & Kon walk out the door*

Elle: *makes direct eye contact with Clark*

Elle:

Clark: well

Clark: fuck

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #tim drake #kon kent #kon el kent #clark kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #tim & kon adopt elle #elle has been out of her coma for a second and immediately activates gremlin mode #would clark actually say fuck? probably not but it's funny to imagine #elle yeets herself out of the room and all clark can think is #oh shit tim and kon are going to *kill* me #followed immediately by #oh shit the girl!!! #and sounds the alarm

[thisonesock]

Emily, being cast out of heaven because those bastards are a bunch of dicks: *crying* What am I supposed to do now?

Lucifer:…

Lucifer: *gives Emily an bunch of papers*

Emily: What is that?

Lucifer: Adoption Papers. You’re being adopted. Please sign there.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #incorrect quotes #lucifer protection squad #hazbin emily #fallen emily #this man would immediately adopt her #we all know it! #and yes he carries papers like that around in case there is an emergency adoption!

[greenglowinspooks]

Alrighty fellas time for another one

(DPxDC) Batman Rogues ranked based on how good at parenting Danny (and co.) they would be

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Would probably actually be able to step up and be (relatively) good parents: The Penguin, Mr. Freeze.

They would have EXTREMELY different dynamics with Danny, but I think they could figure it out.

The Penguin would definitely only take in Danny to improve his reputation, and probably so that he could monopolize the use of a new meta’s abilities. (And perhaps to study him)

However, I think that attitude would last for at the absolute most a month, probably closer to two weeks, before he genuinely bonded with him. He’s like the dad who says he doesn’t want a pet, and then in a week they’re inseparable.

He’s not a good person, but I think he could probably end up being an awesome fucking dad. Also, there’s no way in hell anyone would mess with Danny. Not even close. If he found out Danny was getting bullied he’d ruin the bully’s fucking life.

He wouldn’t directly throw hands with a child, sure, but that’s only because it would look bad. He would, however, completely destroy their family’s careers and force them to leave Gotham out of shame.

Mr. Freeze is only a rogue because of his wife. Like, that’s it. He only wants (or wanted, depending on the version) for his wife to be cured and to live happily with her again. All of this is for her, either to help her or to avenge her.

That’s to say that yeah, if Danny managed to weasel his way into his heart, he would have a place with him forever.

He’d probably only interact with him at first because of the ice powers, but if Danny did manage to get closer to him (that’s a pretty big if) I think he’d do fucking anything for him, just like his wife.

He would raze the GiW to the ground for his boy.

They’d do alright probably. Nothing special, but it’d work out ok: Scarecrow, Ivy & Harley, Two-Face, Killer Croc.

Scarecrow is, funnily enough, not that bad. Like, is he genuinely deranged? Yes. Is he murderous and cruel? Yes. Does he have a moral compass that would absolutely support taking care of a child? Yes.

He’s been shown multiple times to genuinely care for people, even if it’s in his own way. Like, yeah, maybe fear-gas-themed murder and torture is a bit far sometimes, but it’s what he knows how to do.

Like, would he know how to take care of a kid? Hell no. But he does have a pretty good list of what not to do, courtesy of his own childhood, so he’d have a pretty alright start.

Ivy and Harley aren’t rated higher because I just don’t think they’d really be responsible enough for a child. I don’t doubt that they’d be able to love Danny, nor that they love each other, but they’re not very stable, and they don’t have a very good grasp on normalcy.

Like, they’d be incredibly cool aunts, or family friends, or something. I just don’t think that they’d do well being the sole guardians of a child or teenager.

I can’t stress this enough, I think they would genuinely love having Danny with all their hearts. I just don’t think that love alone is enough.

Avoiding that genuinely depressing thought, I think Two-Face would similarly be an awesome uncle to have, but wouldn’t do well at the actual “parenting” thing.

Like, he could keep a kid alive no problem, and he’d probably be awesome to have as a legal guardian and stuff, but there’s no way in hell he’d be able to keep Danny in line, for the sole reason of not really seeing a reason to.

However, if he got put in Arkham, he’d 100% not be above guilt-tripping Bruce into taking Danny in, so he does have backup options.

Killer Croc would be an awesome friend to Danny, but that man is in no way capable of being a parent.

He’s got a pretty short temper, and Danny is a little shit. There’d definitely be fighting. A lot of fighting. Croc still gets some points though because he’s a decent guy and I don’t doubt that he’d be willing to get help from the other rogues or even Batman should he need it.

Shouldn’t be trusted to keep a gerbil alive, yet are somehow still better at this than Maddie and Jack: The Riddler, Solomon Grundy

The Riddler is a childish, egotistical asshole with a bit of a god complex and a truckload of emotional baggage.

That being said, he’d still do better than Danny’s actual parents.

Partly because the bar is so low.

Like yeah, there’d be a lot of arguing, but I don’t think that he’d actually ever fight fight with Danny, mostly because he’d feel like he was turning into his father.

For the most part he’d be at the same level as Scarecrow or Killer Croc, I just put him lower because I think he’d forget to feed Danny sometimes. Still not as bad as the food coming alive to attack him though.

Solomon Grundy is pretty similar to Killer Croc in terms of how I think he and Danny would get along, I just think he’d be much worse at getting the things Danny needs to live and be happy.

He’d be cool as a weird uncle, or a friend, but he’d be pretty awful at being an actual parent.

The house is on fire, god is dead: Mad Hatter, Ra’s Al Ghul

Mad Hatter would have UNIMAGINABLE levels of beef with Danny. He would unironically throw hands with a child.

That being said, I think he’d genuinely like Danny.

Wouldn’t make up for anything, but I do think he’d at least not hate him.

Ra’s would be funny as hell no matter what.

He’d ALSO have unimaginable beef with Danny, but for entirely different reasons. He would spend all his time trying to convince Danny to become a member of the LOA and also to turn him fully immortal. Danny would buy him a “world’s okayest dad” mug and “I’m not the dad who stepped up” shirt. They would try to beat each other to death over Damian.

Danny would still probably choose him over Vlad in a heartbeat.

Getting dissected would have unironically been a better option: Joker

Your homework today is to watch Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

Because I know you won’t, I’m just gonna tell you that Joker has done some MK Ultra shit to a child before in order to mold it into a mini version of himself, and he’d absolutely do it again.

One of them would absolutely end up dead, and considering their track records, I’m not so sure it would be Joker.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #catwoman isn’t on here because she would just give him to bruce immediately #on the bright side if Joker ever obtained another child through dubious means I don’t doubt that Harley and Ivy would beat him to death #honestly out of everyone here I think being adopted by two-face would be the most fun by far #like mr. freeze would be a lot better at being an actual parent but two-face would be fun as hell #also scarecrow would just straight up murder someone for bullying Danny this man is not above killing kids if they’re being dicks #he’s literally done the slasher routine for some girl after she found out her friends all hated her and he’d do it again #the penguin would kill for Danny too I just don’t think he’d kill kids #older teens are up for debate however

[drabbles-of-writing]

We were all fools for claiming Eda would be the chronic adoptive mom. This lady has legally adopted exactly 1 child and found family bonded with one other. That is it. Story wise she capped it at two.

Camila, on the other hand, started with one child, adopted two in everything except actual legality, and unofficially semi-adopted three others. She took one look at King and already loves him, I have no doubt she will try to unofficially adopt him as well. Camila is the chronic child adopter and the only way she could rise to a physically unbeatable level is if she nabbed the Collector. Which I fully believe she can and would do

#the owl house #toh #for the future #camila noceda #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #king #adopted kids #noceda #noceda family #the collector #text post #talk #drabble post #holds everyone so very gently. i saw those fics about 'ha too late yr on the christmas card already' eda #where is it for camila huh. where is it. Where. #she would take masha in immediately. amity is her future daughter-in-law she would for sure snatch ed & em #she had a wild time at hexside im sure she couldve wrangled in every single one of those kids if she stayed longer #listen to me boy its me the writer speaking to you inside your brain #you dont need her boy ditch the owl lady come with me #to the light of camila noceda #her difference is that eda would need to stop bc maam. maam #but camila is Top Mom(tm) shes beating back every other parent in this show. she can adopt as many kids as she wants #no one can stop her because she RULES at it

[undertheredhood]

imo, danny fenton and jason todd (and before anyone gets the wrong idea, i do not ship these two characters at all) meeting each other would be so hilarious because all danny would need to do is look straight at jason and say “you’ve died too?” for jason to immediately start panicking.

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #jason is shook that a kid that barely reaches his collarbone in height is talking about death #it’d be even funnier if dani was there too #danny: *immediately clocking that jason died before* #jason: am i really that transparent? #honestly idk if they’d actually get along if they’d ever meet but i think it’d be really funny #danny is a blue-eyed hero with black hair so bruce would want to adopt him

[aphrogeneias]

not slutty but do u think the aunties like eddie and like to gossip and fawn over him cause he’s so handsome and helpful and kind or because he’s tall and strong-ish he’s immediately put to work in the kitchen 🤭

he's the aunties favorite, they adore him

and he's the one who's offering to work in the kitchen! wayne taught him well, after all. all the women in your family fawn over him and gush about how chivalrous he is, and he loves it

that's how he learns all the gossip from your family. he's helping them do the dishes and now he knows who's marrying who and who's cheating on who and who owes who money. he's very invested and will ask for updates when he sees them again

also they're all obviously making him eat more because he's so skinny, the poor boy :( and he's like yeah 🥺throwing those bambi eyes at them, and you're there knowing damn well he just wants to be pampared (but you'll allow it, he deserves it)

#my aunties and cousins would immediately adopt him i know they would #eddie munson x reader #keeks 🔮 #inbox

[minty-bunni]

AU where the Fentons end up with Dan, all of Danny's clones, and a handful of AU Dannys and have to find a way to explain suddenly having so many kids that look like Danny with similar names WHILE avoiding making the GiW suspicious.

#danny phantom #we can throw in a flynn as a treat just to confused people as well #a dozen black haired blue eyed ghost hybrids and some random ginger hippie #can you imagine the chaos of it all #like the werewolf family in Hotel Transylvania except with halfas #corpse au Danny chilling in the corner with Snapping Sound and full ghost AU Dannys discussing being literally dead #ghost king and demon Danny probably fistfighting over whether or not murder is a viable solution #dan joins in #just ALL the AUs in one spot and stuck/adopted by the Fentons #Dash would lose his mind if the big Frankenstein's monster looking clone showing up to school #like yes you! you join us immediately! you will be a jock! #little baby man just chewing on the couch like an angry puppy

[scoopstomyahoy]

thinking about a no upside down au steddie fic where steve and eddie run into each other years after moving away from hawkins, and eddie remembers steve and his fall from grace as king, and is kind of intrigued to see what kind of person he is now

and steve doesn’t remember him at all at first, because, look, eddie changed his hair again, and steve’s had a few head injuries (no upside down but i imagine he still went thru some shit with the party and with robin), and he didn’t really think about eddie in high school anyway, and he’s trying to forget about hawkins as much as possible (besides the kiddos, but they’re all moved out for college now, anyway) (obviously he lives with robin)

but steve is different now, happier, more open, flirts with guys, flirts with EDDIE, and eddie….. well, he wants to know more! and he tells steve he knows him from hawkins, and steve’s sunny little smile flickers a little, but he just apologizes for not remembering him and mentions he has some memory problems

and they get to know each other, and eventually as eddie tells him more (and maybe with the help of some yearbooks) steve remembers eddie. and. well. they like getting to know each other. and they like each other. and then they get together

eventually they’ve been together for a while, and eddie thinks he wants to maybe introduce steve to wayne, and he mentions he’s going to go back to hawkins for a long weekend (as he’s done a couple times) and this time he’d like steve to join him

and again steve’s sunny smile flickers a bit, but he says he’d love to meet eddie’s uncle, and… they go to hawkins. and it goes well— meeting wayne, at least, but steve seems a little on edge the whole time they’re there, tense when they drive in, fidgety when they go to the grocery store, et cetera. eddie thinks maybe steve is nervous about staying with the man who raised eddie, which is ridiculous, because wayne LOVES steve.

it’s not til they leave the town altogether that steve relaxes, and eddie realizes it wasn’t “meeting the parents” but rather going back to hawkins. and speaking of meeting the parents, steve didn’t ever bring his own up, even though eddie knew they still lived in hawkins. and the way steve glanced around whenever they went in public, like he was scared of getting recognized

and he asks about it, and steve doesn’t really want to talk about it, but he gives eddie snippets of it. people he wanted to leave behind in hawkins, memories that resurfaced, things he wants to forget

eddie goes back to see wayne sometimes, and the first time he doesn’t know whether to ask steve to come, so he just mentions he’s thinking about going to hawkins for some weekend and steve immediately starts making plans with him as if the invite is implicit. they go back to hawkins several more times, steve still tense and pent up the whole time they’re there

over time steve reveals more and more to eddie. everything that made hawkins hell for him, from the things he himself did in high school to the things people did to him. stuff tommy and carol and billy said to him. some of it is just typical high school bullshit (and oh, the nancy thing.) some of it is the tragedies steve went through, the horrors he had to protect his kids from. the injuries he sustained. more generally the homophobia that permeated the whole town, keeping steve from being himself. the lack of support in the indiana public school system for a high school senior who’s had two concussions and gone through incredible trauma.

his parents. the reason why steve’s mail is addressed to ‘steve buckley’ now, not ‘steve harrington’.

(that doesn’t come out until much, much later, and eddie is kicking himself for ever suggesting steve come back to hawkins.)

eddie, who hardly had an easy time of it in hawkins, is absolutely blown away by what steve had gone through in the same town, right under his nose. the entire persona that steve was trying to leave behind — the cool as a cucumber, unaffected, douchey mask he wore to hide all that he had endured. the head injuries. the emotional tragedies he had gone through. the way he had to be the rock for the kids even as he went through the same things as them.

he tries to tell steve they never have to go back to hawkins again, and steve is having none of it. he tells steve wayne can come visit them in their new city, and steve thinks that’s completely unfair to the man who had raised eddie, seriously, you’re going to make him come all the way up here?

and well i don’t know exactly what the ending is but steve is so stubborn about trying to love hawkins because it was eddie’s home and he wants to be able to go see wayne because wayne deserves to see his kid and eddie deserves to see his uncle and steve doesn’t want to be the problem :(

#steddie #stranger things #this isn’t very fleshed out but just. hawkins as an incredibly scarring place for steve #something built up in his mind as a very dangerous place for him not just because of what happened there but who he had to be there #i think ultimately it would culminate in them going back to hawkins and running into steve’s parents when they least expect it #and steve gets to yell at them in public and tell them they suck and ruin their image and eddie is being his little guard dog next to him #baring his teeth #for the no upside down part of the au i think it would have to be like. nebulous tragedy of season 1 struck them #barb still died (sorry barb) so that his relationship with nancy falls apart. will and el are twins and they disappear the same night #steve knows the kids earlier in the timeline in this one and has already basically adopted them when will and el go missing #eddie was never the victim of a massive witch hunt but jason still harasses him during his third senior year and gets ppl to gang up on him #so he was never like Wanted by all of hawkins and can never return but he sure doesn’t feel welcome there besides w wayne #oh i also think it would be important that one of the trips steve snaps at eddie bc he’s so strung out and immediately regrets it #and takes it as proof that when in hawkins Steve Is A Bad Person and tries to explain this to eddie #eddie meanwhile is trying to convince steve that he’s not a bad person and that he was being mean because he’s completely stressed out #and he wouldn’t be so stressed out if he didn’t make himself come back to hawkins #anyway ultimately. steve realized hawkins is just a place where bad things happened. it is not a place that makes people (including himself) #bad. it’s just. a place. and steve did not grow and change for the better bc he got out of hawkins. he got better bc he put the effort in #god i just. love steve so much and the version of him in my mind is so much better developed than what the duffers are doing

[zishuge]

There were so many things I wanted to tell you right away... but you weren't waiting for me at the door. I wanted to go in, to see you, and tell you in person everything that happened in the back hill. But... I can't open this door anymore. My Journey To You (2023)

#my journey to you #云之羽 #gong ziyu #yun weishan #zhang linghe #esther yu #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #mjtyedit #*gifs:mine #i love themmmmm #ziyu was so happy coming back with his little piece of ice #and then immediately is told that both his mother figure and fiancee have betrayed him #i'm so sad #listening to him talk about how he understands why his adoptive mother wants to leave bc there's clearly nothing left for her here #like he doesn't think he's worth her caring about #stopppp ;_; #“as long as it's what you want... i would set you free” #stoppppp #yes it's been a week and i've watched one episode.

[scintillyyy]

i appreciate the humor in "har, har tim thought bruce was such a cringefail he didn't want him to be his dad so he created a fake uncle just to avoid that" (and i do love uncle eddie) however

i think it's a real disservice to tim's likely very complicated feelings at the time about the fact that his dad who he loved deeply was *murdered* merely because tim was the robin to bruce's batman and tim was also angry at bruce for various other things at the time and tim was extremely devastated at the loss of his father and would *not* want to immediately jump in and replace him five minutes later *especially* with the man that jack was canonically (at least at first) insecure about because jack did feel jealous over bruce's relationship with tim in comparison to jack's relationship with tim and tim also had very complex feelings about jack and the father he was vs the father tim wanted him to be and while bruce was never really his dad the parallels and comparisons of bruce vs jack were there, even by tim (batman #480 my beloved). so wouldn't it stand to reason that even if tim does want to become family with bruce and dick more than anything, to do so immediately after his father's murder would feel like absolute betrayal of his dad?

#i'm just saying while i love eddie drake #of course tim didn't want to be adopted by bruce weeks or months after his dad died #it's not like your dad dies and it's like oh well time for a new dad #and it's not that tim doesn't want bruce to be his dad #it's more that the relationship dynamics are so complex it would be very hard to replace jack with bruce specifically #because it would feel like a betrayal to immediately run into the arms of the man that your dad felt was trying to replace him at times #tim drake #bruce wayne #jack drake #tim and bruce

[blobbei-art]

Desmond “Has Not Felt Anything Similar To Parental Affection In Like 30 Years” Sycamore

Been replaying Azran Legacy and I completely forgot Layton’s parents and Desmond know each other so maybe they kept in contact?

#professor layton #hershel layton #desmond sycamore #descole #desmond locklair #lucille layton #azran legacy #layton #art #fanart #my art #tagging his german name too because I Simply Have To #anyway the idea behind this is that Layton's parents kept in contact with Desmond after adopting layton #bc they obviously didnt wanna seperate the two brothers and felt bad for not being able to adopt him #so theyve always seen him as an honoary son of sorts or at least that if he needed anything they would absolutely try and help him #and post azran legacy after layton finally finds out he actually visits them bc they insisted on it #and he immediately turns soft after being given any sort of kindness or affection #i dont think they have a parent-son relationship but as stated before. they do see him as a honorary son of theirs bc hes layton's brother #MOST IMPORTANTLY desmond and layton make up instead of descole just fucking off #ive been re-binging this and i just generally remember i love descole a lot and i miss the series so much

[spacedace]

I almost forgot, her have these memes I made for Foundling at the Door:

This one’s not quite relevant yet but I just couldn’t get it out of my head lol:

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #tim drake #kon el #kon el kent #kon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #house of elle #tim and kon adopt elle #clark kent #black canary #bart allan #fic memes #Tim also will baby the shit out of her but lets be real he senses immediately that she's a total chaos gremlin #Elle would call Tim to tell him she accidentally blew up some buildings while on a mission #Tim: accidentally accidentally or don't-tell-the-JL accidentally? #Elle: the second one #Elle: in my defense they were evil and gonna try to kill everyone I care about #Tim: understandable I'll scrub the security footage if anyone asks make a point of looking haunted and sad #Elle: thanks pops also I don't know what it was about but Bruce asked me if I was with you last saturday night so I said yes #Tim: thanks kiddo I was destabilizing a small government that Randal Savage took over and I don't need Bruce giving me his disappointed face

[bonetrousledbones]

i know that this is a weirdly common paradox that happens in this fandom but folks i cannot overstate how much of a punch in the throat it was to come across a post saying "hiiii in canon frisk and chara are nb but in this au they're boys ^.^", finding what looks like their main blog since just blocking the au's sideblog is useless, and immediately seeing this in their pinned post

#trousled rambles #SAFE TO SAY I SURE DID BLOCK THEM IMMEDIATELY #i would ask how this person is into ut but honestly if they think trans kids are a problem or medical transition of kids even Happens #it absolutely tracks that everything in the game would go entirely over their head #still funny tho bc i looked through some more of their posts and its like #it doesnt even seem like they actually like the game. bro what are you doing here #im sure if i scrolled far enough i'd find them calling the monsters the racist ones #im just baffled like. ok so you hate all the monsters. you hate trans kids. so you have chosen to join and make content for this fandom #the trans kids get adopted by monsters fandom #okay! #i just need to point and shame them a minute folks dont mind me

[probablygayattorneys]

Level-5 only wrote Emmy out because they knew if she was still in contact with Layton when he had kids, Aunt Emmy would be far too powerful

#professor Layton #Emmy Altava #katrielle layton #she would have adopted her in a heartbeat #and that would make Katrielle far too powerful #she would be roundhouse kicking criminals left and right #she’d be too powerful to be stopped #and when Alfendi was in the coma after forbodiom #she would have gotten real close to whisper in his ear ‘if you don’t wake up soon you better hope you never do because I will KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING YOUR SISTER AND I THROUGH THIS’ #and his eyes would have just immediately snapped open #oh what a golden world aunt Emmy could have been #but I know we’ll never see that sunny day #queue takumi defense squad