#yaughts

[dreamingamongthestars]

Fanfic idea: Just your luck, you and one other person (who happens to be your arch nemesis) win tickets to spend a day on a private yacht, all expenses paid. You decide to tolerate them for a day of rest and relaxation until orcas show up and tear off your motor and the two of you are stuck with each other in the middle of the ocean until help arrives.

400k slow burn, enemies to lovers, forced proximity, the orcas ship it (pun not intended)

#i think im funny #dw guys i know all ab orcas theyre so psychologically advanced they ship ppl and also love damaging yaughts trust me they told me themselve #i purposefully didnt make the characters rich and able to own a yaught themselves bc nah lol #orcas #killer whales #yaughts #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic trope #forced proximity #enemies to lovers #slow burn #romance trope #hermie's rants

[fuckinggoddamnedphonegingi]

ok hear me out. i have screenshots of the mingling’s rules & memberlist here and i'm gonna try & transcribe em for my records.

“rules for the meeting: 1) no hooting 2) no hollering 3) no yeeting 4) no yaughting”

“Memberlist: Mingus (Mayor) Billy (sigh) Theoroar (yeah) Shooty = Stabby Bunny hobo Abel (more like asshole)”

#dialtown #the mingling #dialtown spoilers / #''no yaughting'' and ''more like asshole'' are just RLY funny to me ok

[cullen-cannons]

Twilight Questions #1 The Denali Coven?

I love how we just call them the Denali sisters, Kate Denali, Tanya Denali, and Irina Denali. We are assuming that Carmen took Eleazar’s last name (whatever that is) we’ll call that Denali anyway just for fun.

I get how they live in Alaska and all that but, Stephanie Meyer has LiTeRaLlY never ever told us their actual last name.

In Jessica Stanley voice: not that it even matters like at all, but I’m honestly so curious.

Actually come to think of it none of the witnesses in breaking dawn have last names, especially the Volturi UGH!

#im to lazy to tag every character #The Denali’s mum #And her illicit immortal child Vasili #you know the one who. #jane volturi. #Yeeted/yote/yaught/yoted/yaughted in the #fire #tanya denali #kate denali #Oh yeah Sasha was the mum’s name i remember now. #irina denali #garrett #carmen denali #eleazar denali #carmen x eleazar #eleazar x carmen #twilight saga #twilight #twilight text post #twilight questions #rip laurent #curious #curiosity #questions #question

[toa-arania]

Whenever yeet gets added to the dictionary (if it isn't there already, I didn't check) I hope they get real creative about how to conjugate it because I have seen so fucking many past tense and participles. I've seen yeeted, yote, totem, yate, yit, yort, enyeetened, yet, even just yeet again

#im personally hoping for yaught but i see yote the most

[gushaydon]

“They're only truly great who are truly good.” - George Chapman #sea #sealovers #boat #seaside #seas #sunset #sunsets #sunset_pics #greece #greece🇬🇷 #menidi #yaught https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj0u6PuDBSV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#sea #sealovers #boat #seaside #seas #sunset #sunsets #sunset_pics #greece #greece🇬🇷 #menidi #yaught

[kookuukouture]

Good morning... NEW collection has dropped 😍 @kookuukouture #sunglasses #london #beach #yaught #richkids #rolex #mac #beauty #fitbody #gym #streetwear #bikini #summer #tbt #bodygoals #lean #vegan #healthy #diet #uae (at Marbella, Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdsRX_rIB3u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#sunglasses #london #beach #yaught #richkids #rolex #mac #beauty #fitbody #gym #streetwear #bikini #summer #tbt #bodygoals #lean #vegan #healthy #diet #uae

[mistfallenmemes]

"𝚂𝙻𝚄𝚃!"

"Being this young is art."

"What if all I need is you?"

"Got lovestruck, went straight to my head."

"Got lovesick all over my bed."

"(I'm) lovelorn and nobody knows."

"I'll pay the price, you won't."

"But if I'm all dressed up, they might as well be looking at us."

"And if they call me a slut, you know, it might be worth it for once."

"If I'm gonna be drunk, I might as well be drunk in love."

"The sticks and stones they throw froze in mid-air."

"Everybody wants him."

"That was my crime."

"In a world of boys, he's a gentleman."

"We'll pay the price, I guess."

"You're not saying you're in love with me."

"You're not saying you're in love with me, but you're going to."

"It might blow up in your pretty face."

"I'm not saying 'do it anyway' but you're going to."

𝚂𝙰𝚈 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙶𝙾

"I've known it from the very start."

"We're a shot in the darkest dark."

"I'm unarmed."

"The waiting is a sadness."

"(I'm) falling into madness."

"I'm standing on a tightrope alone."

"(I'm) halfway out the door, but it won't close."

"I'm holding out hope for you."

"I would stay forever if you say 'don't go'."

"Why have you led me on?"

"Why'd you have to twist the knife?"

"Why'd you whisper in the dark, just to leave me in the night?"

"Your silence has me screaming."

"You kiss me and time stops."

"I'm yours, but you're not mine."

"I'm trying to see the cards that you won't show."

"I'm about to fold."

"I said 'I love you'."

𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺

"You went to a party."

"I heard from everybody."

"You part the crowd like the Red Sea."

"Don't even get me started."

"Did you get anxious though?"

"I guess I'll never ever know"

"It looks like you're tryin' lives on"

"You didn't have to change."

"But I guess I don't have a say."

"It was for the best."

"The morе I gave, you'd want me less."

"I cannot be your friend."

"So I pay the price of what I lost."

"I cannot bе your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost."

"What do you tell your friends we shared dinners (and) long weekends with?"

"Truth is, I can't pretend it's platonic."

"It just ended, so..."

"She said to get it off my chest."

"I don't have to pretend."

"I don't have to pretend I like acid rock. Or that I'd like to be on a mega yaught with important men who think important thoughts."

"Guess maybe I am better off now that we don't talk."

"The only way back to my dignity was to turn into a shrouded mystery."

"Guess this is how it has to be now that we don't talk."

𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙱𝙰𝙽 𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂

"You had people who called you on unmarked numbers."

"I let it slide like a hose on a slippery plastic summer."

"All was quickly forgiven."

"You were so magnetic, it was almost obnoxious."

"I was always turnin' out my empty pockets."

"I didn't come here to make friends."

"We were born to be suburban legends."

"When you hold me, it holds me together."

"And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."

"You'd be more than a chapter in my old diaries."

"And I can still see you now..."

"I know that you still remember."

"We were born to be national treasures."

"You told me we'd get back together, and you kissed me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."

"I pace down your block."

"I broke my own heart 'cause you were too polite to do it."

"You don't knock anymore and my whole life's ruined."

𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙾𝚆?

"I slept all alone."

"You still wouldn't go."

"Let's fast forward to three hundred takeout coffees later."

"You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor."

"You search in every maiden's bed for somethin' greater."

"Was it over when she laid down on your couch?"

"Was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?"

"Come here,"

"Was it over then?"

"Was it over then and is it over now?"

"Your new girl is my clone."

"And did you think I didn't see you?"

"At least I had the decency to keep my nights out of sight."

"Oh Lord, I think about jumping."

"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings."

"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings... just to see you come running."

"Three hundred awkward blind dates later."

"If she's got (blue) eyes, I will surmise that you'll probably date her."

"I was hoping you'd be there."

"I was hoping you'd be there, and say the one thing I've been wanting... but no."

#memes #roleplay meme #rp meme #meme #roleplay memes #rp memes #sentence starters #taylor swift meme #taylor swift rp meme

[bodyswap101]

This years advent calender proved to be very expensive. Surprisingly there were a lot who purchased it even though the idea of an advent calender was for kids. This exclusive advent calendar was only available to 18+ The concept was that once you stepped through your front door each day you would enter a new body and life walking out of “their” door. The only condition was to leave a present from your “Day xx” swap. Day 25 will be a special day, Christmas Day where a few options will be revealed to you.

Day 14 and I stepped out of bens front door for the last time after confirming I was available to swap. I was now on a ship, a yaught, a private yaught to be precise. In the body of Michael, the ships captain.

Jake was very regimental and it wasn't much fun being him and his body wasn't amazing though but it was fun travelling the oceans for a day.

What to get the captain of a ship? I thought a replica of his ship in a bottle, but apparently that's bad look. Too late now

https://www.patreon.com/posts/94496753?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

#male body swap #bodyswap #malebodyswap #male transformation #body swap #male tf #body suit #scally #bodysuit #scally lads

[yr-martyr]

Revolutionaries as things me and my friends have said

Jefferson: Hey! Guess what! Where on Monticello Street!

Madison: ummm no we’re on Montello Street

Jefferson: well great now I’m sad

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Laurens:*silently runs up behind Hamilton and lightly taps him on the shoulders with both hands*

Hamilton: *Loud mouse like squeaking noise*

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Burr: stop trying to bayonet me with an umbrella Alexander. It’s not very nice or effective.

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Lafayette: Adrienne told me I was an idiot today

Laurens: oof

Lafayette: she said “you’re my pet dumbass”

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Madison: Is the past tense of yeet yote or yaught, discuss.

Hamilton & Jefferson: Loud screaming and fighting

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Hamilton:*gets hit in the chest with a soccer ball*

Jefferson, from across the room: you’re being dramatic! That wouldn’t hurt a heartless bitch like you!

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Laurens, in a canoe: PADDLE ALEXANDER PADDLE!CHASE THAT DUCK! BY THE END OF THE DAY HE WILL BE MINE!

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Jefferson, on the phone: Madison, why weren’t you at work today

Madison: Today I feel like a bag of a bag of shit, I’m pretty sure I’m slowly dying, I think my torso is collapsing in on itself and my throat feels like a snake pit from hell. Right now I’m taking a disgustingly hot bath so maybe I’ll feel better but either way I’ll just go back to lying face down on the couch.

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Laurens: I’m gonna take you to South Carolina some day. We can go hang out down by the creek behind my old house and catch frogs like I did as a little kid.

Hamilton: I can take you to a half destroyed Caribbean hell scape and we can hangout in the wreckage of my childhood home?

#lams #amrev #amrev fandom #american revolution

[gudenoodle]

Literally so fucking tired of binding these tiddies should have long since been yaught. Yeht? Yote? What's the past tense for yeet?

#trans grammer #ftm gremlin #transmasc #transguy #transman #trans #ftm #lgbtq #trans problems

[cubecrunchie]

[sanguineposhrat]

He no longer paced in anger, and Friedlander had been making inroads with him, even if Lester hacked his network so they could compare psych evaluations, laughing together about how much of a prick they thought he was.

But the mirror the shrink held up to him now threatened to shatter, his jaw clenched tight, the explanation forced through his teeth and a gutteral snarl from his spot on Mikey's sofa, "Mmnnmrs Phillips."

"Shit, T. Fuck. I'm sorry." The news of the successful heist had unearthed Trevor's only natural predator. His usual gut-punch tone hit hard with a keen edge this time, and he knew the fear coursed through him uncontrolled, whether it showed on the outside or not.

His phone bleeped as he sat beside, deflated by the news. If they thought they'd dodged disaster before... Tracy was still wary at home after Merryweather's unannounced drop in, yet still Amanda wouldn't let them stay too far away from the house with him in it. "??" The simple message read, the skewed truck on the drive clearly visible from their apartment building.

He turned down the ringer. "Location compromised. She's back."

"Oh no. 💔", and he knew she remembered the first time he'd really had to run, and how she patched him up all the times he'd refused to before that. A last message followed. "Let him have the yaught."

He wondered if a mountain range plus an entire city would be enough distance between them, watching him, fingers laced behind his head, elbows on knees while he rocked the physical distress of saying her name aloud away. Would an ocean at his back be enough to reassure him he was safe from her? The new boat sure was fast, but would it ever be fast enough?

He spoke low, and soft, when T's gasp and sob began to subside, the pressure from the shock of her arrival relieved for the time being now that it had been shared. "I hear the marina is beautiful this time of year. You want to get out of here?"

#trikey #trevor philips #michael de santa #gtav #gta5 #gta v #lester crest

[chronolxtry]

not me thinking of making another trainer red sideblog even tho i have a gajillion projects to work on lmfao. ever since i yaught my former red blog (mtsilverssummit) ive been kinda thinkin of making a similar canon-divergent interpretation of he

#aeon.txt #pokemon #trainer red #maybe even......... #originalshipping #who knows...

[mrvlbimbo]

I like dilfs ( and milfs ) just as much as you do and I thought I’d share this with you. Because this man looks SCRUMPTIOUS af

OH MY GOD it’s giving yaught club, it’s giving country course, it’s giving sugar daddy, it’s giving Hamptons, Martha’s Vineyard, Lana Del Rey songs!!!! He’s so fineeeee omg

[ifreakingloveroyals]

Through the Years → Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark (684/∞)

11 September 2022 | Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, Prince Christian of Denmark, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, Prince Vincent of Denmark and Princess Josephine of Denmark arrive at the Royal yaught Dannebrog for a lunch during the 50 years anniversary of Her Queen Margrethe II of Denmark accession to the throne in Copenhagen, Denmark. (Photo by Patrick van Katwijk/Getty Images)

#Queen Mary #Denmark #2022 #Patrick van Katwijk #Getty Images #through the years: Mary

[spade-riddles]

I think what some Karlie apologists forget to understand is I have a visceral reaction to her now. Do I think she's evil? NO. Do I think she was voting for Trump? No. Do I think she's responsible for every fucked up thing happening right now? No?

But do I believe she is basking in privilege the rest of us don't for money? Yes. I really hope to understand one day. Should I blame Taylor more, yes possibly. They are doing it together.

I'm at the point I just have to step back from both to ever have the intention of enjoying them again. I used to think as long as they are happy in private. But private matters not now when public policy actually effects so many with no privileges. And it all lies on the back of one administration that she inevitably supported.

So you can defend or come here and think we are attacking. But recognize it is emotional. It is what they always promoted to us. At some point they need to take responsibility for what they fostered. So peace out for now. Hopefully I can come back one day with more clarity and enjoyment. But right now I have to concentrate on the very many that don't live in mansions and yaughts.

Well said.