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thatswhywelovegermany · 1 year

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The 11 most venomous animals you can find in Germany

Ususlly you would think about exotic species when it comes to venomous animals, particularly species from Australia. Others are so common that they spontaneously don't come to our mind, such as bees, wasps, or hornets.

However, there are indeed venomous species that live in Germany, which can cause discomfort to severe pain, and – in rare cases – death.

Ammen-Dornfinger (Yellow Sac Spider), its fangs can penetrate the human skin and inject poison into the tissue. Symptoms are usually not worse than a bee sting, but can also cause nausea, vomiting, and shivers.

Gelbbauchunke (Yellow-Bellied Toad), the mucus contains a poison that is irritating to the skin and particulaly the mucosa and the eyes.

Petermännchen (Weeverfish), likes to bury itself in the ground near sandy beaches so that only the venomous spines stick out, causing a danger to the feet of tourusts. The symptoms include excruciating pain, swelling, redness, heat, neusea, vomiting, joint aches, headache, lightheadedness, increased urination, tremors, and in rare cases abnormal heart rhythm, seizures, gangrene, tissue degeneration, and unconciousness. This fish is considered the most dangerous venomous species that lives in Germany.

Spitzmäuse (Shrews) have venomous teeth. However, they rarely bite humans, and even more rarely have the power topenetrate the skin. They mostly use their venom to kill insects.

Kreuzotter (Common European Viper) are elusive animals, so very few peple have actually seen one. Their venom is three times more poisonous than that of the most dangerous rattlesnake. However, the viper doesn't like to waste its venom, that it also uses for hunting, for defense, and it has a much smaller reservoir. That's why the viper is only dangerous for small children and elderly people. Between 1959 and 2003, no viper-related deaths were recorded, and in 2004, an 81-year-old woman died. Victims often have to be hospitalized, about 10 % of them required ICU treatment. The symptoms include severe swelling, shortness of breath, and heart issues, in rere cases paralysis of the affected limb. On the other hand, numerous cases are known where the victims had no symptoms at all, probably because the viper didn't inject the venom.

Aspisviper (Aspic Viper) occurs only in the southern parts of the Black Forest and is very rare. The venom is similar to that of the common viper. It is expected to expand its territory in the future due to global warming.

Schwarzblauer Ölkäfer (European Oil Beetle) sprays a substance that is severely irritant to eyes and mucosa.

Eichen-Prozessionsspinner (Oak Processionary), hairs of the larvae easily break off and float through the air. They contain a venom that causes symptoms that reach from mild urticaria to severe dermatitis. If inhaled, the hairs can cause bronchitis, painful cough, and asthma.

Feuersalamander (Fire Salamander) has venom on the surface of the skin. In humans, it causes a slightly burning sensation on the skin, but it is absolutely deadly for dogs.

Gelbe Haarqualle / Feuerqualle (Lion's Mane Jellyfish): Touching this jellyfish causes excruciating pain, eczema, fever and breathing trouble.

Wasserspinne (Diving Bell Spider) can penetrate the human skin and inject venom. The effects are usually mild and not worse than a bee sting.

#venomous animals in germany

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toadschooled · 2 years

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Lets take a moment to admire the yellow belly of this Woodhouse’s toad [Anaxyrus woodhousii], a common North American species capable of reaching 5 inches in body length. These wonderful toads are largely nocturnal, and can adapt to a variety of habitats, including man-made ones. This particular toad was found in Oklahoma by photographer George Zimmer.

#woodhouse's toad #toad #frog #herps #amphibians #animals #nature

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jeanbie · 1 year

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MODERN DAY! CONNIE HEADCANONS #1 ★ masterlist.

i've always headcanonned connie as spanish

moved around a lot since he has family all around the world

loves rap music and hip-hop music

definitely the friend who always has headphones with him or on him

always dancing when he hears a song

and he's an amazing dancer

he has an energy that can make everybody in the room more comfortable

nobody's dancing at the party? wait until connie gets on the dancefloor, then they'll come

has an infectious laugh that even strangers find themselves chuckling along with

is able to make friends wherever he goes with whoever

he's very easy-going and chill and friendly

connie loves big dogs, and has never understood why his mom chose a small little ratty dog that he pretends he doesn't like to try and make her feel bad about it (connie loves his dog)

has the best style out of his friends in terms of being original whilst also trying to appeal to different trends

loves camp rock

connie has his shaven head because he thinks it suits him, but when he was younger he had quite curly hair that was almost blonde

always has sasha help dye his hair cool colours

felt very influenced by gekko from valorant and did try and steal his personality and style for a while

very passionate about his culture and heritage and always invites his friends to family gatherings so he can share the love

the friend who is always doing something unexpected, like he's never just not doing anything

doesn't like wearing jewellery like bracelets or watches because he's always active and is worried he'd either lose them or break them

has a few ear piercings and wants to get his belly-button pierced

he got his eyebrow pierced once but he forgets he has it

when he's angry or sad he goes on tangents in spanish

finds it hilarious when his friends get spanish words wrong and deliberately teaches them words and tells them they have different meanings

took spanish when he was at school and somehow got a lower grade than eren who has never studied spanish before in his life

likes instagram but only really uses stories because sometimes he looks at a photo for too long and then decides that he hates it

loves comedy movies and especially loves romcoms

not the smartest kid at school but he gets the job done

never does homework though because it's bad enough that he has to be at school for seven hours a day, why should he do more work at home

quite good at sports, not amazing but not awful

he really likes tennis and he's pretty good at swimming and hockey

he hates athletics though like he does not see the point in running really fast and just being super tired at the end of it

loves video games and will always advocate for the tekken games

exclusively plays as toad during mario kart

genuinely likes marvel movies but always has the worst takes on characters ever

is a pickle enthusiast

he doesn't really like horror movies or slasher movies because he doesn't understand the enjoyment of watching people get brutally murdered

likes the smell of spearmint and honestly just always smells really good

he has really bad hayfever

always remembers to take a hat outside no matter what the weather is like – if it's sunny he has his cap, if it's freezing then you bet he'll be wearing one of those big hats that covers everything

had chickenpox twice as a kid- thinks it makes him special, it does not

never has storage on his phone and his camera roll is probably like full of photos that he never deletes or backs up

never been super interested in dating anybody – he gets more of a kick out of friendly interaction and has never really craved romantic affection, or at least not yet

his comfort tv show is the simpsons

loves primary colours, especially colours like blue and yellow and green

has quite veiny hands

someone who at first goes unnoticed and it's only when people are really looking at him where they realise that he's actually quite good looking

not very good at keeping plants alive

is drawn to a fish tank if there's one in the room – he always wonders what animals are thinking about when they do their daily activities

thinks that slugs are quite creepy

eren once told him that slender man was real and even though he knows it's not true sometimes he gets a bit paranoid about it

is very good at skateboarding

wears one or two necklaces at a time

you know he's coming either from 1) the loud music you can hear from his headphones, 2) you can hear him moving around as he dances or sings or 3) from the sound of loose change in his pockets

loves sour sweets

is always very disappointed by some of his friend's dinners, like where's the spice? where's the flavour?!

never asks for anything for his birthday or christmas and therefore becomes the most impossible person to buy for her

likes stickers though and will find it hilarious if you buy him terrible stickers that are god awful

he adores TMG like he wants to be as funny as them (he is)

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lovecraftian-frog · 2 months

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Here is the last list of species of bird I saw last year. I am starting an internship on the yellow bellied toad and I may come back to Luxembourg in fall for the autum migration !

Here we have :

- Common nightingale (Luscinia megarhynchos)

- Great reed warbler (Acrocephalus arundinaceus)

- Eurasian teal (Anas crecca)

- Eurasian stoechat (Saxicola rubicola)

- Whinchat (Saxicola rubetra)

#bird #birds #ecology #ecosystem #biology #biodiversity #ornithology #conservation

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uncharismatic-fauna · 1 year

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The Smooth Newt with the Smooth Moves

Also known as the European newt, northern smooth newt, or common newt (Lissotriton vulgaris), the smooth newt is one of the most common species in Europe and western Asia. It is also the only newt species found in Ireland. There are currently three recognised subspecies distributed throughout this range, and four others have been reclassified as distinct species. The common newt is able to survive in a variety of habitats, including deciduous and coniferous forests, wetlands, meadows, parks, and gardens. Their only requirements are sufficient sunlight and water with sufficient vegetation.

Like most newts, the northern smooth newt spends the majority of its time foraging for food on land. Their diet is carnivorous, consisting of insects, worms, snails, slugs, and larvae. When available, L. vulgaris may also eat the eggs of its own species. In turn, many animals prey on the European newt, including waterbirds, snakes, frogs, and larger newts. To avoid these predators the smooth newt is active mainly at night, and will secrete a toxic mucus when threatened. While active, they are largely solitary but from October to March several individuals will hibernate together under logs or leaf litter burrows.

Almost as soon as the common newt emerges from hibernation, they begin migration to their breeding sites-- usually the ponds in which they spawned. Males undergo a dramatic transformation, growing large crests and becoming brightly colored. When a female enters the water, the male swims around her and sniffs her cloaca. He then vibrates his tail to fan his pheromones towards her. Finally, he will swim away and, if the female is interested, she will follow him. He then deposits a packet of sperm, or spermatophore, that the female picks up for fertilization. Rival males may try to lead the female towards their own spermatophores, and clutches of eggs often have multiple fathers.

Females deposit anywhere from 100 to 500 eggs, each of which is carefully wrapped in aquatic vegetation. Larvae hatch after only 20 days, and quickly begin developing. Unlike frogs and toads, newt larvae have external, feathery gills, and develop their front legs first. After about three months, the larvae absorb their gills and leave the water as newtlets or efts. However, when temperatures are particularly low and aquatic prey is abundant, some adults retain their gills and stay aquatic in a phenomenon known as paedomorphism. These adults are fully capable of sexual reproduction, and when moved to areas with a larger population will often metamorphose into terrestrial adults.

Adult smooth newts are rather small, reaching only 9–11 cm (3.5–4.3 in) and 0.3–5.2 g (0.011–0.183 oz). Males are slightly larger than females. The head and back are dark brown or olive, while the underside is much lighter. Both males and females have dark spots on their bellies, and males also sport a bright orange stripe. In the spring, the colors in males become more vivid and the spots grow larger. Males also develop a large yellow crest that runs from the head to the table, and is dotted with dark bands.

Conservation status: The IUCN has designated the European newt as Least Concern, as it is common over most of its range. Threats include habitat destruction and the introduction of invasive fish species.

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Philip Precey

Derek Middleton

Christoph Moning via iNaturalist

Kristýna Coufalová via iNaturalist

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vintagewildlife · 8 months

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Yellow-bellied toad By: Unknown photographer From: WWF Nature in Danger Stickers 1987

#fire-bellied toad #toad #amphibian #1987 #1980s #WWF Nature in Danger Stickers

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duckapus · 4 months

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The Wonder Tower

The episode starts with a modified version of the flyaround cutscene from the SM64 opening, but with the castle replaced by the Tower, no Lakitu, and ending on everyone standing at the entrance instead of popping out of the starting pipe.

Cubot activates his communicator, which was repaired by Phineas and Ferb, "Okay, we're about to unlock the tower. Everything ready on your end?"

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The scene cuts to the Koopa Concert, where Castle Bowser has moved to the narrow end of the Zone's Wedge shape, flanked by a fleet of Airships and an army on the ground.

"The Koopa Troop's ready to rumble. You guys just worry about that tower, we'll handle whatever happens out here."

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Another cut to the Undersea Kingdom. While they don't have a means of communicating with the main group, they did notice the Koopa Troop very clearly mobilizing, and their own forces have made preparations as well, with Queen Sonta herself taking up the Storm Trident (or at least a Wonder-formed replica) and leading the charge.

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In the Grey Fields, Floyd, Bob and Toad hover near one of the barriers, with Floyd sending an uncharacteristically (especially now) fierce glare in the general direction of Muppetopia. They've also somehow managed to rally some of the other ghosts.

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The more villainous Trigger Characters are on the move as well, with Kermit and Old King Winter having gone straight to the center in the hopes of stopping the group and Metal Madness sending some of his troops to investigate all the commotion. Peach is still as immobile as ever though.

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Back with the group, Cubot gives a thumbs up, and they step forward to present the Seeds.

Kamek holds the Green Seed, given freely by Bowser.

Meggy holds Purple, won from Sonata.

Marcy holds Red, earned by reigniting Floyd's passion... such as it is.

Sig holds Orange, a promise to an old friend.

SMG4 holds Yellow, a reminder of what they've lost.

Schezo holds Cyan, a light in their darkest hour.

And Mario holds Blue, cut from the belly of the puppetmaster.

As one, the seeds slowly rise above their heads, spinning rapidly, and the emblem on the door disappears in a shower of sparkles. The barriers all throughout the kingdom also slowly begin to lower as well. The seeds drop down again, and everyone puts them away in case they need them later. Mario, SMG4 and Meggy, the last remaining members of the main SMG4 Crew, firmly nod to one another before stepping forward and pushing the double doors open together.

As everyone enters the tower, they don't notice Creep tentacles slowly rising from the moat... though honestly given what they know about all this they probably at least expect that it happened.

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Inside the tower... is the castle lobby, just as bright and cheerful as ever. Though, there is the small matter of nearly all the doors being missing and replaced by plain wall. Well, all except...

4 groans at the sight of the Secret Slide door, "Of course. Couldn't have used the actual second floor entrance for your creepy nostalgia lobby's threshold, nooo. It just had to be my room."

Mario looks around to see if anything else is different, and spots a Talking Flower where Toad would normally stand, "Hello!"

"̷̼̦̿̇O̷̫͒͛̃̌̕͝n̷̢͙̟͚̙̤̎̏̕ẃ̵̰̯̟̒̃̈́ͅa̷͈̳̓̿̆̀̒͂̀͝r̴͈̻̟̈́̔͛͆̈̈ḑ̵̨̹̣̮̱͑ ̵͖̯̎͊́̀̄̊̂͘ȁ̴̖͙̩̙̿̿̆͜ͅn̶̤̼̪̭͚̔́͐d̶͓̆͝ ̵̳̘̳̻͍̺̊̃̍͒̅̌͠U̶̝̺̲̟͙͌͌͆̌̽̑̓͜p̶̦̾̏̓̀͝w̴̡͎̞̤͌͑̈́͗͐̈́̊͝ḁ̸̪̗̲͂͛̽̈́̕ř̷̨̠̻̹̞͕d̸̰̦͖̩͈̯̠̼̎̀́̾̈̕͘!̷̨̝̈́́̆"̴̡͎̘̼̺͖͖̏͒ͅ

"Uh... sure."

"̷̡̣̱̞͉͖̠͛̈͂̄̔̋̈́͠I̵̺̼̫̘̞͓̹͊̎͒̾̈́ ̷̣͂̅̏b̶̧̡͈̥̮̫̃̓͗̃̌e̷̡̛̛͚͚̮̺͔̯͋̈̈́̄̈l̶̟͈̳͙͖̳͚͎̿̀̓̽͝͝i̴̩͖̟͕̖̹̽̓̎̔̀̕è̶͈͎̮̳͔̍̒̀̿̚̚͠ͅv̷̨̩̥̯̼͙̺̭̄̓̂͐̔͆̀è̶̘̺͕̙̮̮͒͋̀͜ ̷̬̦͚̟͋͒̇ï̴̠̩̖̓̍͒̑͝͝n̷͙̥̘̏͗̃̔͊ ̵̛̛̻̠͈̘͉͖̎̆͐̇y̶̦̮̞̋͐͑̌̀̓͊ọ̴͖̥̹̞͌͜u̴̲̎̌.̶̛͖̓̓́͐̄͠͠"̵͓̝̖̋̕

Simultaneously motivated and creeped out, Mario moonwalks away and rejoins the rest of the group up the stairs.

4 reaches for the doorknob, but hesitates, "..."

"4? You okay?"

"...I'm fine Meggy. Just...bad memories." he shakes himself off and grabs the knob, "Okay, everyone stay on your toes. There's no telling what's beyond this door."

And finally he opens it, and... well, I'm gonna be real, what they get is a surreal Wonder Effect platforming musical montage with a side of Memes, because Super Mario Bros Wonder, SMG4 and Phineas and Ferb getting mixed necessitates such a thing. I'm not a song writer and this is a written medium so I can't really show it off properly, but I can present you with this:

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Meanwhile outside, the barriers have almost lowered fully during the length of the montage, and the various factions are sizing each other up now that they can properly see each-other but still can't cross over yet. Additionally, the Creep tentacles are now at the scale they were by the climax of IGBP and still spreading across the castle grounds.

After several more seconds, the barriers finally fully drop and the standoff immediately breaks, with the Creep tentacles and Moldy Piranhas making the first move to the surprise of no-one. The Koopa Troop, Merpeople and ghosts quickly clock each other as allies, while the robots, Muppets and ice people seem significantly less inclined to team up with anyone.

As the battle rages, Metal Madness quickly realizes that the Koopa Troop and their massive leader are the primary threats to his operation, so he detaches from his main base and assumes his airborne Metal Overlord form to challenge Castle Bowser directly.

Bowser, being Bowser, grins when he sees the enormous metallic dragon charging towards him, "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

Beneath this clash of titans, a somewhat smaller giant lays waste to the battlefield. As it turns out, Sonata is able to operate on land, transforming her tail into legs (somehow with the same light armor as her upper body Because Magic) and a long, trailing organic skirt, while still remaining at her usual massive size. She seamlessly alternates between storm magic, sonic attacks, strikes with her trident, and simply crushing her foes underfoot in an intricate dance.

At least, until something grabs her leg and nearly trips her up. She looks down at the offender and finds an arm made of shadows rising from the ground. She leers at it like it's some sort of particularly ugly bug and stomps it just as fiercely, then turns to find its master charging towards her with a sword in hand and several more shadow arms fanned out behind him. She moves to accept his challenge...until a black-and-white blur shoots in and stops between them, becoming a woman in a black dress wielding a pair of katana. And even though her back is to Sonata, she can feel the rage coming off her.

"One side, Lils. The frog's mine."

Sonata acquiesces, moving on since the ghost woman seems to have things well in hand, but pauses in confusion a moment later, "'Lils?'"

She doesn't have time to contemplate this, as a massive wave of Ice Magic blasts towards her. She blows it apart with an amplified high note, finding that the source was a certain little blue man dressed as a king, flanked by what seemed a gaggle of similarly icy children, the youngest of which pulled at her buried memories in a way that hurt.

"Well, I suppose you're my opponent then."

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Back in the tower, the group has finally stumbled their way up to the top floors and out of the Wonder Effect areas and collapsed in a heap, all thoroughly exhausted from all the transformations, bizarre physics, and just plain climbing they had to endure. Well, almost all of them.

"That was awesome! Can we go again?" everyone turns to glare at Phineas, "...so that's a 'no.'"

After a bit of time to recover, the group gets back up and looks around at where exactly they are. It's a large, dark hall, with pillars pulled from the old big mirror room standing in rows on either side of the carpet. Since there's nowhere to go but forward into the dark, they do so, cautiously eyeing the shadows.

As you might expect from a room like this, eventually there's some sort of movement in the darkness, and soon enough something blue and red lunges at them, intercepted by Marcy's blades and quickly retreating before another tries its luck with Sig, hitting a shield formed with a hasty call of "Robin's Egg!"

This goes on for a few more attacks, and 4 put's 2 and 2 together and immediately regrets it, "Please be wrong please be wrong please be wrong-"

Eventually the onslaught ends, and the room lights up from an unknown source. The walls and ceiling are revealed to be absolutely coated in Creep, complete with massive fleshy eyes and toothy maws, and standing between them and the far door are exactly who you think, stuck in their SM64 models and also covered in Creep.

"GAHD DAMMIT!"

...I probably should write some kind of emotionally charged boss fight, but just look at them! Look at those obvious weak points! Also you just know they're pouring most of their power into fighting for control so the group isn't even fighting properly Admin-level opponents. The fight goes pretty much how you expect.

As the detached Creep fades away shrieking, Domain and Forum slowly crumple to the ground, with 4 and Meggy rushing over to support them. They reassume their Modern Mario designs, though noticeably more transparent than usual and occasionally flickering and glitching.

Apparently when they investigated the tower back when all of this started, they were caught off-guard by the thing inhabiting Emulator's body. She used some of the Creep to take control of their bodies, though thankfully since it was an external force their minds stayed intact. Still, it clearly took a toll, and they won't exactly be able to meaningfully contribute in what's to come.

The only way to go now, is forward.

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At the other end of the hall is a staircase that leads another set of double doors, and when they open them they reach a large, circular room, with an open balcony on the other side that reveals they're now at the very top of the tower, with the battle raging below. in the center is a strange mass of Creep.

As the last of the group passes through, tendrils reach out and cover the door, and a voice calls out, "Well now, I wasn't expecting you to get up here so soon. I've still got juuuust a bit of work to make myself presentable."

Seeing as she's apparently going to give the group time to prepare, they do so, circling around to surround the mass in the middle since it's so clearly where she's going to come from. Ferb ends up closest to the balcony, and can't help but look down at the battle.

"Beautiful, isn't it? I warned her that her little 'plan' to seal us away would just cause more chaos in the end."

"Now then, I've finally got my new look sorted out, and I know exactly what you're here for. If you really think you can take this world and my Lovely Emmy back, then let's see what you've got."

With that, the fleshy mass unfurls like a particularly disgusting flower, and a blindingly bright pink light emanates from it, eventually dimming to reveal the monster beneath.

"Hope you brought some popcorn, cause iiiiit's-"

SHOWTIME

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negative-speedforce · 2 months

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Assign amphibians to your OCs?

Didn't end up doing all my OCs, my grandpa died last night and I'm in a really bad headspace right now.

Siv: Yellow-banded poison dart frog

Jay: Brazillian Flea Frog

Cassandra: Purple Frog

Hailey: Rough Skinned Newt

Ember: Koh Tao Island caecilian

Gina: Common Tree Frog

Esme: Turtle Frog

Arya: Hellbender

Cat: Gray Tree Frog

Kyle: Tomato Frog

Max: American Bullfrog

Jacob: Spotted Salamander

Eric: White Bellied Frog

Khalil: Karpathos Frog

Antonio: Sunset Frog

Reggie: Luristan Newt

Ameerah: Laos Warty Newt

Rania: Gorgan Mountain Salamander

Kelsie: Green Bell Frog

Director Hawke: Archey's Frog

Meredith: Montseny Brook Newt

Cory: Wallace's Flying Frog

Torryn: Blue Poison Dart Frog

Onnie: Demonic Poison Frog

Pippa: Gene's Cave Salamander

Jessi: Harlequin Toad

Hyun-Ki: Beddome's Caecilian

Liah: Kihansi Spray Toad

Marie: Bleeding Toad

Qiara: Axolotl

Pyrrha: Tiger Salamander

Ellis: Olm

#ask revan #oc shit #practically-an-x-man

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the-feelen-region · 7 months

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No. 6: Furnura, The Furnace Pokémon Type: Fire Evolves from: ??? "The inside of Furnura's glass stomach holds a heat that rivals Heatran. Whenever Furnura lays a batch of eggs, they stuff them securely in the thick smog that covers their backs."

Notes: With Furnura, the final evolution of the fire starters of my region I'm kicking off this blog! Honestly, big achievement that I'm super happy with. I think I did a great job at matching the pokémon artstyle and to create a design that would fit in the pokémon franchise. For the design itself I decided to break free from the "Chinese Zodiac Fire Starter" theory since that was broken in Scarlet & Violet anyways. I opted for a frog & furnace design, mainly to see how I could combine fire and aquatic animals, like frogs, in a natural way. Additionally this creates a frog starter for every "primary" type, with Venusaur & Greninja. This design is mainly inspired by coal furnaces and toads, specifically Yellow Bellied Toads (B. variegata) and the Common Midwife Toad (A. obstetricans) which, while uncommon, can be found in The Netherlands. The name itself is a combination of Furnace & Anura, the taxonomic name for the group that contains frogs and toads.

#fakemon #fake pokemon #fire starter #fire type #Feelen Region

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memestockpile · 1 year

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o brother, where art thou (2000) feel free to change as needed.

jesus, can’t i count on you people?

wait a minute! who elected you leader of this outfit!

mind if we join you?

i work for no man.

i have no name.

fear not the obstacles in your path.

well, what does he know? he’s just an ignorant old man!

my daddy told me i’m supposed to shoot whosoever from the bank!

there’s a good boy.

you’ve grown chatty.

i’ll expect you want them chains knocked off.

this stew’s awful good.

well, guess i’ll be turning in.

damn! we’re in a tight spot!

what in the sam hill?

you miserable, horse-eatin’ son of a bitch!

i hate fire!

you lousy, yellow-bellied low-down skunks!

you should be in bed, little fella.

you ain’t the boss of me!

go back home and mind your pa.

what’s the damn problem?

watch your language, young fellow.

we got but four days to get to that treasure! after that, it’ll be at the bottom of a lake!

we ain’t gonna make it walking.

how’re we gonna get a car?

you stole from my kin!

it’s a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

we got bigger fish to fry.

i thought you said you was innocent of those charges?

come on in, boys, the water’s fine!

the preacher said it absolved us.

you should’ve joined us, [name]. it couldn’t a have hurt none.

you two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

i haven’t seen a house in miles. what’re you doing out in the middle of nowhere?

i had to be at the crossroads last night to sell my soul to the devil.

i always wondered: what’s the devil look like?

you ever been with a woman?

just follow my lead.

you’re silly with it.

hot damn, boy.

shake a leg, junior!

why don’t we bed down out here, tonight?

pretty soon it’ll be nothing but feather beds and silk sheets.

what’re you gonna do with your share of the treasure?

you ain’t no kind of man if you ain’t got land.

we gotta skedaddle!

the personal rancor reflected in that remark i don’t intend to dignify with comment, but i would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

consider the lilies of the goddamn field.

hop on in while you give it a think.

friend, some of your folding money’s come unstowed.

thanky, dear.

pardon me, [name], but have you got a plan for getting out of here?

hold the applause and drop your drawers.

what ignorant, low-down, slanderizing son of a bitch said that?

almost makes me wish i hadn’t been saved.

this’ll put me right back on top!

i like your style, young man.

holy saint christopher!

we ain’t got time for your shenanigans!

we gotta find some wizard that can change him back.

if nothing else, i could use some civilized conversation.

you softheaded son of a bitch.

in my line of work, it’s plumb necessary.

you don’t say much, but when you do, it’s to the point and i salute you for it.

i like to think that i’m a pretty astute observer of the human scene.

he was one sour-assed son of a bitch and not given to pointless acts of sentimentality.

blooey!

it’s bonafide.

lotta respectable people been hit by trains.

oh-ho-ho, yes, i’ve spread my seed.

do not seek the treasure.

we thought you was a toad!

you’re my boon companions.

you ruined my life!

i ain’t never harmed nobody!

it’s us! we come to rescue you!

that’s mighty kind of you, but don’t think nothing’s gonna save me now.

believe me, we can fix this thing.

sometimes you have to lose your way to get back home.

whoever heard of such behavior.

perhaps you should take a moment for your prayers.

this is crazy. no one’s ever gonna believe we’re a real band.

we’re in the jailhouse, now.

[loud, hearty yodeling]

i have spoken my piece and counted to three.

where’s the happy little tire swing?

a miracle! it was a miracle!

all’s well that ends well, as the poet says.

i’m awful pleased my adventuring days is at an end

that’s right, honey.

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