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milkybirdseed · 1 year
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milkybirdseed | a writeblr intro
#milkywordseed
I’m not technically new to tumblr, but I am new to writeblr, so hello! I go by Antony and I sometimes write things.
I’m always looking for mutuals to stay active for, so interact if you write literally anything
about me
Antony Louis is a pen name
He/They
I’m studying Geology and am big into earth science, traveling, bugs (entomology vibe), folk music, and the color green
Outside of writing, I also post world building updates/tips, prompts, and some personal junk with D&D goofs mixed in somewhere
I also paint and play guitar (you can see some of that on my ig:milkybirdseed)
…as a writer
Mostly high/dark fantasy, and some sci-fi and realistic
Lots of worldbuilding with unique species and ecosystems, I like to tie in what I learn from studying into my building
Non-binary, trans, and queer rep galore
18+ themes on the gore and subjects side, but not much nsfw
Lots of found family, opposites attract, and anti-hero tropes
I have a comical hatred for the misunderstanding trope
WIPS!
Cygnus
This is the overarching world that pretty much all my writing takes place in at different time periods. It’s a massive world building project in the form of a series of Author’s Notes about the science behind the planet, ecosystems, etc, and a series of unorganized journals written by an immortal adventurer to explain species of animals, plants, races, economics, etc. Characters from my short stories make appearances through interactions and/or descriptions of the location their story takes place.
Check out my other socials if you like super inconsistent posting schedules of random shit :)
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fideidefenswhore · 8 months
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teenage dream (2023), olivia rodrigo / the spanish princess (2020) / the private lives of the tudors, tracy borman (2016) / the six queens of henry viii (2016) / the vaux passional / the six wives of henry viii (2001) / the lovers who changed history (2014) / blood, sex & royalty (2022) / blood, sex & royalty (2022), gif @fabledenigma / the cross (2014) 
#yes i am using this song this intro and this bridge yes i am using it for him.#i just want to be hated.gif#web weaving#the afterword will probably prove the most controversial but oh well.#is it enough for you? gagged him a little.#it is so gutting bcus it's so tangible that she just. pities him. to her core.#it goes from anger to pity. why won't you give me what you claim i'm worth to why won't you give yourself what you claim you're worth?#i have like the entire meta for that scene saved bcus i knew it wouldn't save all my tags#tl; dr you won't be fulfilled by that; you just think you will.#and of course it hits its target because nothing is ever enough for him#his most formative memories begin with this sense of debt#where he's fallen behind this future that's been charted for him because it wasn't supposed to be his#and then he becomes king and just. falls behind and falls behind and falls behind#each loss compounded by grief and disappointment and the sense he's fallen even farther behind#the loss of his mother is spoken of re: his development a lot and i think it's important but it probably overshadows#how small the other gaps are#it's nine years between his brother dying and the loss of his first child that lived at all#and more than that it's his brother and mother dying literally eleven months apart#there is this sense of dynastic duty but it also has to have been so deeply personal#he wants to compensate for the loss of his family and yet his family continues to die and each loss reminds of the previous#and in this immediacy the women he marry inherit this debt#this emotional debt and debt of duty#henry has a lot of promise but the promise has a price if it's not fulfilled#fabledenigma#and it's to the disadvantage of all the women he becomes close to (and some of the men-- wolsey; cromwell) that henry's been staring#at this hourglass of sand since he was ten years old but he also doesn't know any other way#there is a deep and ineffable tragedy about this man#inescapable from what julia fox said recently; anne was the love of his life.#which means to me the question of whether or not he remembered anne in the aftermath answers itself.#there's not only always the ghost of anne herself but the ghost of the future they had planned together
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unproduciblesmackdown · 9 months
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billions(tm): it's incredible how we just provide a little snippet of material designed to be "guy we all want to push down the stairs immediately somehow" and through this amazing acting alchemy it becomes gold. electric. magnificent. we can't get enough so we will just keep writing this loser character and the actor will somehow keep bringing the dazzling transmutation through his ability
actor will roland: [is aware autistic people are real]
#this is at least half humorous in several ways lmao but also like fr...#winston billions#will roland has pretty much said he is aware that autistic people real. and not [ppl's utterly off the walls assumptions abt what Defines#Autism or what an Autistic Person is like and how you would Know]#i don't think that Billions(tm) would be very much better at that than re: say; taylor's being nonbinary (surprisingly alright yet. u kno)#quant kid 2 could've been anyone but writing Winston is like so certainly the common deal of the inadvertently autistic character#drawing from all the autistic people allistic ppl encounter all thee time without being aware & deciding they're annoying / jerks / too#weird to live too pathetic to die / grating nerds / Funnily Odd in a way you deign to merely raise an eyebrow or scrunch your face at....#so on so forth. ''oh you know Those People we all know who are just Like That''#and deciding they must be ''just like that'' b/c they're either too arrogantly rude &/or clueless / Unaware to be neurotypically superior#also do not get me wrong lmao big old proponent of Did You Know That? Actors Act. Now You Know#so of course yes will's acting is off the shits i mean here i am am i right. and he is using it when he is acting.#the acting talent Is off the shits. the tiniest moments they give him & he CRUSHES KILLS it really is amazing i'm not waving it off at all#cue twitter randos so betrayed when kelly aucoin is not dollar bill & is like ''yes in my acting job i'm playing this fuckin asshole''#meanwhile i'm still following the interviewer who a) asked will anything abt billions b) talked abt the immediate striking intro of will's#as quant kid 2 And the immediate draw of / effervescent dynamic between winston & taylor. Someone Who Gets It#anyway it's like will can fathom that actually the people who are Always ''acting wrong'' w/their bad grating vibes no matter what they do#are not always Those People(tm) who We all know & loathe right....thee magic of knowing winston can be someone fully earnest#and of course always actually trying; & having perfectly comprehensible wants & needs. damn how's he doing that#bringing a certain je ne sais quoi to this Insufferable Loser Nerd material! so we don't mess with the process.#i.e. we will only ever let his role get dunked on forever b/c sure can't fathom anything else anyways. our Correct characters could never..#only tuk; adjacent in wrong nerd loserdom; can be his friend. rian who is correct but zany with it can be his abusive friend
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highlifeboat · 1 year
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Character List Thing
Look, I did the thing I said I would do for Max and Melony and gave them little blurbs or whatever. (Other characters pending. If I ever care enough to do them). I dunno if it's good but it is basic intros and stuff so... Enjoy I guess.
(Put under the cut cuz is longish)
Maximus (Max) Vulpe
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Before arriving at Castle Dimitrescu, Max was the second oldest child in a family of eight. Living in a small home in the Village and sharing a room with his two younger sisters, Max’s family was very tight knit, though not perfect. His parents, while loving and supportive, were often busy with their younger children, normally leaving Max and his older brother to go ignored. Despite this, he managed to have a good relationship with both his parents and siblings.  He often, if not always, showed his friends and family affection through small gifts or food.
Basic Info
Age: 25
Height: 5’10 (177.8 cm)
Birthdate: September 7, 1997
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him (Will also accept They/Them)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Partner(s): Daniela Dimitrescu
While living in the Village (and still identifying as a woman), he openly identified as a lesbian and flirted with other village women on more than one occasion. This earned him a series of affairs with different partners, along with a reputation, but never any real relationships. This attitude has followed him to the castle.
During the slaughter of the Village in February of 2021, Max would witness his family be torn apart by the Lycans. While trying to lead his younger siblings to safety, he would be forced to wrestle with one of the monsters when it attacked his youngest sister. After successfully killing it and retrieving his sister, though not unscarred, he discovered the few remaining being mauled by the beasts. Forced to leave them, he would take his injured sister and find shelter underneath another house, only to find she’d died in his arms. He stayed with her body for as long as he could before the Lycans began to sniff out the blood, once again forcing him to leave and find a different place of refuge. Injured, terrified, and desperate, he went to the only place he thought gave him a chance to survive the slaughter, Castle Dimitrescu.
Sneaking into the castle through the dungeon’s caved in ceiling, Max managed to sneak through the desolate front half of the castle undetected and eventually make himself a small safespace in the Castle’s attic, hiding away from both the Dimitrescu family, and their remaining staff. He lived there for over a month after the events of the slaughter, occasionally sneaking to the kitchens during the night to steal food and other necessities. It wouldn’t be until Cassandra discovered him heading back to his hiding spot with her mother’s wine he was caught and presented to Alcina, who would proceed to make him a maid due to the castle’s shortened staff.
He began stealing bottles of wine in order to drown out the sorrows of both the death of his family and being thrown into a new position under the Dimitrescu Family. While a half decent worker, he made it known he detested the job, as well as the family. He’d renounced his faith in both Mother Miranda and the Four Lords. This largely didn’t affect Alcina or her daughters, though it would come to make him more of a pain for them to deal with when they had to.
Shortly after being hired, Daniela began to flirt with Max, hoping to fluster him as a joke. Max not only began to flirt back, but made much more daring advances, managing to pique Daniela’s interest entirely. While their relationship started as strictly sexual and a sort of coping mechanism for Max, he would quickly find himself catching feelings for Daniela. Ones he would ignore for months before admitting them to her, despite her showing romantic interest in him. They would then openly declare themselves a couple, much to her mother’s and sister’s dismay. They’ve been in a very openly loving relationship since. His relationship with the rest of Daniela’s family, however, is strained.
Melony Cel Tradat
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A timid, and quiet young woman with an affinity for baking, Melony was raised by a strict, highly religious, single mother. Their relationship was incredibly strained, with Melony often being neglected and abused since early childhood. It was made very obvious she had been an unwanted child, though this didn’t stop Melony from trying to earn her mother’s favour regardless, believing that if she could be useful it would somehow change her mother’s opinions of her. In the end Melony would end up doing everything short of cooking for the small household, yet nothing ever seemed to please her mother.
Basic Info
Age: 21
Height: 5’ (152.4 cm)
Birthdate: December 12, 2001
Sex/Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexual Orientation: Queer
Partner(s): Cassandra Dimitrescu
When not being made to clean, her mother would always make sure that Melony would pray daily and read Mother Miranda’s gospel outloud to her. Melony had memorized the long prayer from a young age, though a nervous stutter sometimes impeded her ability to say it. Failure to recite it often ended with Melony having the palm of her hand whipped with a wooden spoon, or, if she failed to say it repeatedly, she would be locked in a small closet, which caused her to become horribly claustrophobic.
Melony grew up fairly isolated, even for living in a small Village. Along with terrible social anxiety, most of her time was spent inside or with her mother, making it hard for her to form fully fledged friendships/relationships with others. As a teenager, Melony would make real friends with another girl, eventually even getting somewhat of a crush on her. Her mother, however, would catch onto this fact and it would spark into a terrible fight between the two, that would end with Melony receiving lashes across her back. This would also be the start of when Melony truly started to resent her mother.
During a village summons in 2017, Mother Miranda would choose a select few village women to work under Lady Dimitrescu. Melony would be unwillingly volunteered by her mother for the position. She, along with other selected “volunteers”, would be sent to work at the castle immediately, while their families mourned their losses (or, at least, pretended to). Working within the castle, however, would prove to be far better than her life at home. For as much as Alcina Dimitrescu and her daughters frightened and intimidated, Melony found herself feeling safer under the Ladies of the Castle. Harsh punishments were not commonplace, at least not for her, and she would even manage to earn slight praise from Alcina herself. Though she would go years being largely unnoticed by the family.
It wouldn’t be until 2021, when she became acquainted with Alcina’s recent partner, Mia Winters, that Melony would become more engaged with the Dimitrescu Family. Cassandra, especially, would take a special interest in her, the two slowly developing a friendship over a period of time. Not only would this time spent with the family, and Cassandra specifically, help Melony come to terms with the fact she was sapphic, but would also spark a relationship with the middle Dimitrescu daughter. 
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mythvoiced · 14 days
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-. lil extra psa (I promise I'm not ignoring anyone, just kinda tryna figure out how TIME MANAGEMENT FEELS LIKE- ahem) i'll be going on an unfollowing/soft-blocking spree very soon, so just as a little heads-up!
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ladyygrace · 29 days
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always touching
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leadendeath · 3 months
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sometimes i don’t look at my notifications straight away, to milk the shrivelled miniscule dopamine receptor somewhere in the backrooms of my mind of whatever 0.01% health bonus of dopamine there is within it.
IT PAYS OFF
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bweirdart · 8 months
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EVENT OVER! THANKS EVERYONE WHO JOINED IN U ALL DID AN AMAZING JOB <3 SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR IN MARCH FOR #mARTch OR NEXT OCTOBER (2024) FOR A NEW SET OF PROMPTS!!!!!
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OC-TOBER 2023 PROMPTS!!
general tag: #oc-tober / my prompts: #bweirdOCtober
F.A.Q:
Do I have to draw EVERY DAY?
NO! I highly encourage skipping as many days as you need to avoid burnout! There are 10 main days in the event (marked with a ⭐ star) that you can focus on if you don't feel up to doing every day, or you can choose your own adventure and just do the prompts you personally like!
Do I have to DRAW?
NO! You can also write fanfiction snippets, repost older art that fits the theme, tweet headcanons/backstory, roleplay in-character as your oc ... genuinely anything that fits the theme is OK!!
Can I start early?
YES! I understand some people work at a slower pace and might need a head start! So long as you wait until October to post it, you can start working as early as you need!
I missed the start of the event .. do I have to catch up?
NO! Please don't stress about days you missed, you're allowed to just skip to the current prompt!
RULES:
1. MAKE FRIENDS! The community is the best part of this event .. please try to follow new people, ask questions about ocs you like, compliment people's styles, ask friends to create with you, etc!
2. TAKE IT EASY! Skip a day if you're tired, busy or just not interested in the prompt. You don't have to catch up on it later. This is supposed to be fun, not work!
3. BE KIND! Please think about the people around you - don't give people unwarranted harsh criticism, content warn for themes/imagery in your work that could trigger someone, don't create anything hateful, etc
MORE:
text version / tips and ideas on bweird.art or below ↓
star = main prompts | no star = optional
INTRO WEEK
1: FAVE OC ⭐
-Which of your characters is your favourite right now?
2: NEW OC
-Who is your newest OC?
-Design a new OC right now
3: OLD OC ⭐
-Do you remember the first OC you ever made?
-Is there an OC you haven't drawn in a long time?
4: RE-DESIGN
-An OC who has changed a lot over the years
-Take an old OC and update their design right now
 
BACKSTORY WEEK
5: RELATIONSHIPS ⭐
-Who is important to your OC?
-Do they have a partner?
-Do they have a best friend?
-Are they close to their family?
6: SYMBOL
-What imagery do you associate with your oc?
-Are there any colours, flowers, animals or concepts that symbolize them?
7: PERSONALITY ⭐
-How does your OC behave?
-What are their positive traits?
-What are their negative traits?
-Are they extroverted or introverted?
8: PAST
-What was your OC like as a child?
-Where did they grow up?
-Are there any significant moments from their past that shaped who they are?
9: FUTURE ⭐
-Does your OC have a goal they're working towards?
-What will your OC look like when they get older
-Do you have a planned ending for their story?
PALETTE WEEK
10: pumpkin patch palette
#251604 #1E3807 #5B5E1A #A2A657 #EBA00F #F3ECCC
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11: hot cocoa palette
#520B13 #BB382E #E27E6D #88392C #AF5D40 #E1AFA4
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12: midnight zone palette
#000007 #000049 #183885 #004D4F #0E8788 #FFF1C0
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13: peachy palette
#DE6450 #DB9171 #FFC1AE #FEE1AD #FFF2E0 #D9D8D8
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14: haunted house palette
#552506 #6E25AA #ED690B #F925A0 #8F8BA7 #A6C1AA
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FUN + GAMES WEEK
15: MEME ⭐
-Post memes that remind you of your OC
-Draw your OC as a meme
-Fill out a character meme (classic deviantart style)
16: FOOD
-What is your OC's favourite food?
-What is their least favourite?
-Can they cook?
17: EYES-CLOSED ⭐
-Draw your OC with your eyes closed! No cheating!
-Write a scene without looking at the keyboard! Keep the typos in!
18: SWAP
-Swap the style or aesthetic of two of your OCs
-Species or gender swap AU
-Invert an OC's colour scheme
19: INSPIRATION ⭐
-Is your OC inspired by any pre-existing characters?
-Are there any particular songs/lyrics that inspired something about one of your OCs
-Do you have a dedicated pinterest moodboard for your character?
20: INVENTORY
-What does your OC carry around with them on a daily basis?
-Are there any objects that have sentimental value for them?
-Loot drop for your DnD OC
 
FRIENDS WEEK
21-25:
There's no specific daily prompts for this week, but here are some ideas you can try ...
-Art trades with friends who are doing the event with you
-Your OC interacting with a friend's OC
-Gift art for someone whose OCs you like
-Work together and collaborate on something with a friend
-Roleplay an OC scene together with someone
 
HALLOWEEN WEEK
26: FEAR ⭐
-What is your OC scared of?
-Draw one of your OCs trying to scare the others
27: MONSTER
-Do you have any monster OCs? (eg: vampires, werewolves, creatures, ghosts...)
-Draw a human OC as a monster
-Design a new monster
28: TRICK
-Play a trick on an OC
-Do you have an OC who would play tricks on people?
29: TREAT
-What is your OC's favourite halloween candy?
-Give an OC a special treat to make up for yesterday's trick
30: MAGIC
-Do any of your characters have magical powers?
-Give an OC a magical or cursed artifact
-Create a magic-using OC like a witch or wizard
27: COSTUME ⭐
-What is your OC dressing as for halloween?
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obamerzslop · 30 days
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! The Terrible Digital Circus AU !
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Welcome to The Terrible Digital Circus AU where everything and everyone is edgy! Even when they don't want to be.
(Based off of the Underfell AU, Owned by Me and @pansering)
AU Info:
In this AU, The Amazing (now Terrible) Digital Circus was specifically made for teens and up audiences (TADC if Adult Swim had it), which means there is a lot of violence and swearing!
Along with that, it is more of a show that plays in real time for a plethora viewers, which means there is very much present higher-ups, like The Producers.
Most important part of the show is the adventures themselves, which wined up looking more like game-show activities at times, that are made to be super duper extremely dangerous and deadly! Do not worry, the contestants re-spawn, but the experience of dying over and over has certainly changed them.
Links :
The Terrible Digital Comic Series: [Link]
Character Designs for other circus members: [Link] (TBA)
The Terrible Digital Fan-mail Blog: [Link]
Terrible Digital Poster Design: [Link] How the intro to the show would sound like: [Link]
Frequently Asked:
Q: Can I (ship characters, draw/write your characters, make ocs, ship ocs with your characters, make nsfw of your characters, make fanon designs for your au, anything else you might want to do)?
A: Yes. I do not mind anything. Make anything you want, just don't expect it to be canon. I'm going the Goosworx route, making no ships canon (even my ships) so the au can be enjoyed by everyone!
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koushirouizumi · 2 years
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* (re)-Introduction Post (Short Intro)
(Because I have determined no rbs / reblog controls are at least working on most new posts, and it is a Best feature)
Hello! If you're new here, please refer to me as "Chai". If we're in a Digimon-specific group I often use "Kari", but that's more of a former penname; not a name I use irl. Some friends may also refer to me using another name/nickname. They are allowed. If you see people using this name, do not assume they do not know, but I do not appreciate strangers using it if we have not met and introduced ourselves, or if you've only spoken to me (in DM or 'via tags' or post replies) once. Please don't do it. Basically, if you're a mutual who has spoken to me through Digimon fandom / or I'm following you, "Kari" is probably fine. "Chai" I started using some years back. Yes, it's actually also a Jewish name, and also the name of my Grandma's Grandmother, so it's not like I'm pulling that name from nowhere... So, please respect this fact. Thank you.
My pronouns are They/Them, especially if you do not know me or have only spoken to me once.It'd be cool if that was respected too. If you have 'trouble using them in your language' I can make accomodations but instead ... I'd appreciate seeing your effort in using them when you're clearly speaking to me in English... Please understand. Thank you.
I have an 'About' and an 'F.A.Q' that explain most of the rest. If people care to read them, they can be easily found. Yes, I've been using my old blog to link them, but if I can move the pages over here now, I might, since my old blog is now also glitched with an issue hitting my Drafts page (can't scroll past first 2 pages of literally hundreds of old Drafts there, too) so I'm still waiting for Tumblr to actually get back to me on that.
Please do not follow me if you can't respect my Interests.
The end of Summer is a difficult time for me due to many family deaths that have occured over the years in this timeframe, with a string of three anniversaries in a row particularly, and that one includes my Jewish grandmother (the most recent), who passed around a little over a handful of years ago by now. During this period I'm pretty much remembering my family, and I'd appreciate some understanding and compassion. Please do not approach me if you're just going to be extremely rude and/or pushy in general or I'll probably end up Blocking you. I have those rules for a reason. Please actually read them. I get it, some people do not care to read Abouts/FAQs ever, but this is important if you'd like to communicate with me in depth, and I'd appreciate that being respected since you're choosing to Interact. I've gotten a lot of questions over the years and they tend to be repeating, so I include the important questions and resources over there. Before asking me for 'resources' on Jewish topics + Issues especially, please look there, thank you. I've linked to multiple reliable sites you can use covering a variety of topics.
If you're new to my blog and haven't introduced yourself to me, Honestly, I really do appreciate an introduction (If we share Interests, I also love talking about them!!) But again, please be polite if you do message. Please read the 'F.A.Q' too. I don't mind chatting about any of my fandoms or favorite characters or ships / Special Interests, but I do have boundaries online, and I appreciate those being respected too.
If you're wondering why I never have Anon on, it's because of incidents in the past affecting the Jewish community. (I wish I was kidding.) If you ever try to not so subtle send me anything antisemitic, ever, you're instantly perma-hardblocked across all accounts and I'll likely never lift it. Don't f*cking do it.
When I'm blogging or talking via Messages this way, I can sound hyper-formal at times, but outside of such blogging, I may drop the hyper-formality in chats and such. If you'd prefer that way of communicating, please ask me (once & politely, please, is fine), however, I tend to remain hyper-formal with people I don't know very well, and it may take me a long while to 'warm up' to you so to speak. Please be patient with me as I understand how to communicate with you. Thank you.
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luckyyluka · 6 months
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Tomorrow
Shayne Topp x gn!reader
Summary: You're playing Love Is Blind for a Smosh video, and you seem to have more similarities than you thought with someone else at the table...
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Requested: "A Shayne fic, based on the last games video? Love is blind where reader is part of cast or crew and trying to answer all the questions to get Shayne?????" from Anonymous !
Notes: NO use of y/n. AN - I hope I did this justice! I personally really do Not like how it turned out, but I worked on this for literally days trying to fix it, i thought about re-doing it but I just really couldn't figure out how to put into words the vision I had :/ But I hope you guys like it atleast! I thought that maybe I'm just being my own worst critic right now, so I figured I'd just post it and see where it leads.
Please let me know what you think! And my inboxes are always open if you have any other requests, any thoughts, or just wanna chat :)
Credits: dividers by @cafekitsune
Trigger Warnings: None.
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it was one video.
one stupid little video.
but it changed everything.
courtney dragged you from your desk chair and over to the studio. "i'm not even scheduled to be in this video, court!" you protested.
"yes you are! there's been a change of plans," they said with a smile, "amanda can't make it, so you're filling in!"
you groaned, "okay, okay!" you pulled away from her with your hands up, showing that you wouldn't run if she let you go.
the smosh games table was surrounded. angela, empty seat, arasha, chanse, spencer, empty seat, and shayne. you and courtney took your seats, filling the two unoccupied chairs - yours between chanse and shayne, and courtney's between angela and arasha. you gasped when you saw the cards on the table.
"love is blind! this is one of my favorite games!" you said happily. everybody giggled and you didn't miss the way shayne curled his lips up at you with that sweet smile of his.
"okay, let's get started. before we start the video, does everybody know how to play this game?" courtney asked the table. everybody nodded. all of us had already played at one point or another when hanging around at the office.
they gave us the signal that we were recording, and courtney didn't hesitate to start the video.
"i'm here to find love. and we all are here to find love," courtney began, almost awkwardly. "have you watched love is blind? no? doesn't matter. we're gonna play it today and we're gonna show you what love is all about," she said with purpose, despite slurring their words just a bit. they continued on to explain how the game works to the audience.
you couldn't help that your eyes kept wandering to shayne, and you hoped it wouldn't be too obvious, atleast to the camera. but shayne knew you. and he met your gaze every time he caught you staring. he smiled at you. sometimes even giggled a bit. one time, he had even winked, which got a big laugh out of you. the outburst had gotten you in trouble, though, so he made a mental note to not do that in the middle of a video again... despite how much it amused him.
this time, however, he was all in. he mouthed words to you that you weren't sure you translated correctly.
i am... going to... marry.... chanse...?
well, maybe you were right on that one. he would pull something goofy like that for a video, no doubt.
part of you was tempted to bite back, foil his plan and convince chanse to marry you instead... but you decided to see how the game starts before figuring out your game plan.
once courtney had finished the intro of the video, you spoke up, "i'm so ready to be married," you looked around the table, the faces of your friends all ready to play the game, "i'm just, like, ready to meet... the one, you know?" you exaggerated a smile.
"he's out there," arasha responded with a nod.
"or she," you added.
"or they," chanse blurted out with a happy-go-lucky smile on his face.
"this is so exciting," angela clasped her hands together and repeated, "this is so exciting."
"i like that you did that twice," courtney pointed at angela, and angela pointed back with a nod.
"so who are our contestants today?" courtney smiled as they looked around.
before anybody else could speak, chanse went ahead with his introduction. "hi, i'm chanse. i'm twenty-two years old." okay, so we're going for characters today. "i'm here to find love, i'm looking for someone to laugh with," his smile stayed wide as he spoke, "i'm looking for someone who i don't get into fights with, we do not yell," he stated.
"good luck, honey," angela laughed, and so did the rest of the table. all except shayne, who seemed to be... getting into character? maybe?
but to your surprise, he was the first to speak up next. "hi, i'm shayne. i'm thirty-two, and i work in d-" he stuttered, "digital media." he flashed a goofy side smile, the same ones that guys make when they're trying too hard to flirt.
he continues, "and i do believe that love is blind... i've had a lot of bad luck in the past, but you know..." he chuckles, "that's okay. that's - it's... not my fault," he gives an almost painful smile to the camera.
"oh -" courtney replies, shocked. the rest of you laugh.
"it's okay," shayne repeats, but this time, he mimics putting eyedrops in his eyes. everybody cheers with a little more laughter, "it's just... it's just been really hard," shayne continues before laughing along.
aside from the dramatics, you noticed that shayne didn't seem to be playing a part like chanse was. you'll investigate that later...
soon, courtney changes the subject, deciding it was time for her to introduce herself next. "hi, i'm courtney," they say in an excitable tone, "i'm twenty-one years old," she giggles.
another character.
"i have been dating for too long," she says as she explains that she's ready to settle down.
"incredible," angela slurs her words as she holds up the wine glass in front of her. a character.
finally, you introduce yourself. you give your real age instead of a fake one, but you hadn't decided just yet if there was any character you'd be playing.
next, angela held up her empty wine glass again, "hey, i'm angela, i was the one who was overserved by a couple of p.a.'s in the back," she slurs. "i work in media digital, and i also have a fabric brand that i'm trying to soft launch..." she smiles as she fakes intoxication, "but i'm here for love!" she clarifies..
"hey everybody, my name's arasha," the spotlight shifts over to arasha, who speaks in a sickly sweet tone of voice, "i'm twenty... just turned twenty," she smiles innocently.
"okay, she's the youngest at the table," you say tauntingly. arasha gives you a look that says 'watch it,' but you only giggle in response. "also, you can't drink, someone take that wine glass away from her!" you point across the table accusingly.
angela attempts to reach over, but feigns drunkenness and can't seem to reach the glass in time. arasha swipes it, "we're filming this in europe," she clarifies loudly. all of you give each other looks that say 'we are not letting that slide' as you laugh together.
arasha continues in the same exaggerated voice she was once using before, "i work in graphic design, and i do believe that love is gay."
you, chanse, and courtney all gasp before laughing along, "it's blind," chanse says loudly.
"excuse me," arasha apologizes as she sits up straight.
now that introductions were finally out of the way, angela decides to start the game. she reads from the first card she picked up. "'what might be on your bucket list? a, climbing mount. everest. b, starting a family. c, becoming financially independent.'"
"you sound hot, arasha says to angela, as if she can't see her... like there's wall blocking the two of them from seeing each other. "are you sleepy?"
instead of responding, angela just says, "the rosé they have in the girl's room is crazy!"
"that's not rose, honey," you say to angela, and courtney continues, "that's toilet water..."
arasha and shayne laugh along as chanse organizes the cards on the table again. as he does so, angela speaks in her own voice again, not the overexaggerated drunk voice, which proves her to be sober in case her acting was a little too convincing. "my favorite on this show is the difference between the girl's rooms and the boy's rooms, where the girls are always journaling and doing yoga, while the boys are always playing pool."
courtney agrees, "always playing pool!" they exclaim, and arasha nods her head in agreement.
you look over to shayne, laughing to yourselves as you acknowledge that neither of you have watched the show... and might possibly be the only two here who haven't.
finally, angela flips over her card to get the game back on track. "i voted for financially independent," she announces as her card has a large c in the middle.. she flips over five more cards, all from the rest of you, and reads them aloud.
c, b, c, b, b. one point with chanse. one point with shayne.
courtney and arasha raise their hands as they twirl their hair, letting angela know that they matched with her. you, however, placed a b, meaning that you voted for starting a family.
when you go to grab your card from the middle, shayne goes to grab his at the same time. your hands brush against each other, reflexively looking at each other before you quickly averted your gaze to look anywhere else but him.
as chanse grabs his card, his voice lowers about three octaves as he says, "i care about families..."
shayne continues his joke, "i'm vin diesel, i care about family." and the three of you laugh together, while the other three at the table don't seem to be listening.
"okay but what about mount. everest?"
"that's stupid," shayne says as the others talk.
"climb it!" arasha says again.
"are you sure?" courtney asks arasha.
"that's fucking stupid," shayne says again, and you laugh with him, both of you looking at each other with creased eyes and big smiles, while everybodies attention seemed to be on angela.
"you guys ever heard of the climb by miley cyrus?" arasha announces, which brings more laughter from you and shayne, while also getting some giggles from the rest of the table as well.
moving on, arasha grabs a new card and begins to read it out loud, "'how often do you read? a, do articles online count? b, i pick up my book, but end up watching tv. c, i'm a total bookworm.'"
once everybody makes their decisions and puts their cards down, arasha continues. "i have to tell you the truth, i pick up my book..." she turns her card over to reveal a giant b on the face of it, "but i end up watching tv."
everybody gasps, and chanse turns his card over to show another b. "i also pick up my book, but end up watching tv..."
courtney repeats the line again as she flips her card to show yet another b, then follows angela as she slurs on her words a bit, also adding in a little mention of her fabric company.
finally, you flip your card to show a c, something different than the others had, and say, "i love reading, what can i say," you smile.
shayne flips his card to show a letter matching yours, "i also love reading. i read a lot," he flashes a smug smirk on his face.
second point with shayne.
"what's your fabric?" courtney asks angela.
angela responds with a name she just made up in her head, '1-800-fabrik-girlie', then proceeds to double down that she's only here for love.
arasha looks to the camera, and as if it's a confessional, and says, "honestly, if i have to hear about the fabric one more time, i'm going to lose my shit. also, this girl consistently drinks toilet water."
everybody laughs, then angela straightens up and plays her confessional. "if i have to hear this girl brag about being the youngest here again, i'm going to lose my mind. also, she doesn't know i'm putting tequila in the toilet water."
without skipping a beat, shayne turns to face the camera for yet another confessional. "i can't see them but i can tell that they're all idiots."
the group of you laugh together, and you fall into shayne with your head on his shoulder as giggles escape you. he almost embraces it before he can think. he loved your laugh, he loved when you doubled over, hiding your face in his shoulder or at his chest while he laughed along with you.
but you were filming, and this wasn't a time where he could test how far he could go when touching you. normally, he'd put his arm around you, pull you in closer, tease you while you laughed. maybe he'd even trace his fingers along your arm and see if he can feel the chills rise on your skin in response. and he usually could.
the video continued on, and you laughed with the rest of the group, but what stood out to you were the little moments you and shayne had when nobody else was paying attention. the jokes and jabs you both would say. when nobody else was listening, atleast shayne would be.
a while into the game and courtney was proposing to angela. everybody checked their points out loud, and when it came time for you to read yours, you realized that you had a whole ten points with shayne, whereas you only had a maximum of seven with the others. shayne also noticed this, but gave it a few more rounds before deciding how to proceed with his game.
a few more questions pass by, and after getting another two out of three points aligned with you, shayne stood up.
"i would like to propose," shayne said dramatically. everybody gasped. your first thought was chanse. after all, he did say he was going to before the game even started. and shayne was never one to be too serious. you looked next to you, smiling at chanse... but shayne didn't say his name. he said yours.
quickly, you turned around to shayne where he was already on his feet, ring in hand, ready to get down on one knee.
as much as it made your little heart actually do flips, you kept your cool, gasping exaggeratingly for the sake of the video. "me?" you exclaimed with a beaming smile.
you got up and fluttered over to shayne, "well i'll be, this can't be true! mother, i've found me a male suitor," you looked somewhere behind the camera, waving to your imaginary mother in the crowd.
shayne winced with a laugh, as the rest of the group exaggerated their oooh's and ahhhh's.
finally, he knelt down on one knee and held up a plastic ring with both hands. he called your name, "will you marry me?" he asked dramatically.
you felt the blush that tried to creep onto your face. 'it's just a video,' you reminded yourself. but that only helped so much. you laughed, nodding in response. "oh, by golly! i'm getting married!" you said as if you were a woman on a 60's black and white television show. you curtsied your imaginary dress and let shayne place the ring on your finger.
"24 karat," shayne said as if he was trying to convince you, and you giggled.
"i wouldn't have accepted if it wasn't," you winked, playing as if you were only after the money.
the rest of the video played out as can be expected, with lots of jokes, laughs, some yelling and screaming, and more.
when everybody started to pack up to head home for the evening, shayne found you fairly quickly.
"hey..."
you looked up at him, "hey," you smiled sweetly.
"the video, uh... it was fun," he started awkwardly.
shit, what happened? you must have done something wrong. fuck. abandon ship, abandon ship!
but you only nodded, "yeah."
"well i was, um, thinking... i mean, i know it's just some silly card game, but the way we kept getting the same answers so many times got me thinking..."
you stopped putting things into your bag and stood up, finally coming face to face with him. "what?" you asked, urging for him to continue.
"i just mean.. well, i've never felt more myself than when i'm with you. it's been like that for a while, but i didn't really let myself think about it for too long... until now. and i've always had this feeling of wanting to be closer to you, i guess? and... ah, fuck," he tried to continue, but gave up. he couldn't seem to find the right words.
you were about to speak up, to encourage him to keep going, that he was doing great. but before you could, his hand rested on your waist and he gently pulled you towards him. his lips met yours and your hands went up to meet the sides of his face. his other hand met the other side of your waist, and the feeling of his thumb brushing over your almost-exposed skin where your shirt began to ride up sent shivers down your spine.
when you finally pulled away, his lips followed yours before he finally pulled himself away, too. your eyes met, and you couldn't help but notice how pretty his eyes were - especially from where you currently stood - and you never wanted to be further away from them than this ever again.
your foreheads rested against each other when shayne finally broke the comfortable silence, "can i maybe take you on a date sometime, my fair lady?" he poked fun at the 60's television woman that you played earlier.
you giggled. "i'd love that," you smiled before kissing him again.
"let's hurry, i've got to go and tell momma before it gets too dark out! oh, she'll be worried sick!" you feigned, grabbing your bag as you dashed through the office and out the door. shayne hurried to keep up with you, laughing as you both raced to his car.
the two of you usually carpooled to and from work together, since you only lived a few streets away from him.
on the way back to your place, the car ride was full of laughter, music, obnoxiously loud singing, and sometimes even subtle skin-to-skin contact that sent shivers through you (and him).
finally arriving at your apartment, you got out of his car and waved goodbye. you both said goodnight to each other, and you lingered at the car window for a moment as you hesitated walking away.
"tomorrow," shayne shouted with a small smile as you were almost at the door.
you looked behind you, "tomorrow!" you shouted back before closing your door and locking it.
you smiled wide with your back against the front door, and you sighed happily. a million thoughts were already running through your mind, what would you wear? what time? should he pick you up or meet you there? but only one of your thoughts stood out the most.
tomorrow.
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dazednmatthews · 14 days
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(don’t tell me) you need me now? m. sturniolo x reader series
INTRO:
SYNOPSIS: once upon a time, matt and y/n used to be together. only, not really together, but that toxic middle ground between a relationship and strangers. y/n used to think matt hung the moon, but matt couldn’t be bothered to show he cared beyond the walls of their bedrooms. when she realizes that she deserves better, matt is gone and exed out from her life.
two years later and y/n is living her best life. she’s dating someone, has great friends and is so over her old not-boyfriend. or so she thought. until matt starts showing up everywhere. until he tells her that he wants to try again, and swears that he’s gonna do whatever it takes to get her back. it leaves y/n’s head reeling, re-defining everything she thought was true about the past, present and future. for her, there’s always been a thin line between self preservation and destruction. with matt back into her orbit, she’s right back there, toeing that line. god. here we go again.
WARNINGS:
use of y/n, alcohol, drugs (weed), cursing, suggestive as hell, toxic themes, angst (but sexy!)
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
prologue: i’m done being yours
chapter one: all bitter, no sweet
chapter two: (should hate you but) can’t make my mind up
chapter three: better than the rest
chapter five: take your time my baby (i’m waiting here for you)
chapter six: tell me what you’re willing to do
chapter seven: you and i (don’t let go)
epilogue: (loving you) it takes me higher
CHARACTERS:
y/n (main character)
matt (main love interest)
chris (obviously)
nick (obviously)
logan (matt’s best friend)
marigold stevens (y/n’s best friend)
celia foster (y/n’s best friend)
myles (y/n’s current love interest)
INFO:
1. this is essentially an oc/yn mashup. it’ll still be written as y/n and be a vague description (reader is black, like everything i write), but there’ll be a storyline and characters.
2. this is an au, so matt is essentially just a face claim. this is all fiction y’all so treat it as such
3. this will have very, very hectic updates!! this is much more in depth than anything i’ve done and i have a really good, thought out plan but i am a busy woman so be mindful
4. that’s literally it let’s get fucking LITTTTT
PLAYLIST:
(first eight are in order according to chapter titles)
you need me me now? girl in red feat. sabrina carpenter
good in goodbye madison beer
whiskey blues tanner adell
let me love you ariana grande feat. lil wayne
congratulations mac miller feat bilal
kiss it better rihanna
about you the 1975
won’t let you mormor
bittersweet tragedy melanie martinez
potential summer walker
w.d.y.w.f.m the neighbourhood
hurricane halsey
feather sabrina carpenter
hurts 2 hate somebody elio, chase atlantic, no rome
boyfriend ariana grande and social house
r e a l w o m a n partynextdoor
if u think i’m pretty artemas
i mean it g-eazy, remo the hitmaker
we lied to each other olivia o’brien
baby doll dominic fike
habits (stay high) tove lo
still got it troye sivan
say yes to heaven lana del rey
[will probably definitely be updated as the story progresses]
TAG LIST:
@cottoncandyswisherz @peachmels @sugrhigh @tastesousweet @rootbeerworshiper @hollandsangel @55sturn @chrryclouds @sturnolio-luvs @mattsobvimyfav @misscocodiorsblog @pepsiboyy @braindead4l @mxqdii @fawnchives @hearts4chriss @certifiednatelover @nmegamett20 @imaslut4kehlani @dominicfikue @wovenribbons @streamermattsgf @pr1ncessmatt @pinksturniolo @yourfavoritefangirl @nickmillersn1gf @freshxsturniolo @sturniolobltch @mattspolitank @lookingformyromeo @alorsxsturn @imwetforyourmom @kiarastromboli @sleepysturnss @mattscoquette @sturncakez @inkyray @simply-a-simper @lanas-doll @wh0resstuff @hypnotizedsturn @riowritesitall @kitaysworld @h3arts4harry @fikefries @conspiracy-ash @matty-bear @always-reading @thehighgrounds @unbruisable
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sundo-li · 7 months
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Intro Dialogue ❥ Flirty | 1 [My Boys]
I'm new to the fandom so don't be too hard on me. Raiden, Liu Kang, the Lin Kuei and the Royal family has my heart. Anyway, I wanted to start writing for them and this is the start of that. Enjoy! xoxo [In the future, if people want male reader content I can do that as well].
❥ female reader x the lin kuei + liu kang & raiden. ❥ intro dialogue
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──── · · · ❥ BI-HAN
❥ | You will never become apart of the Lin Kuei. ❥ | Oh no, you wound me, Bi-Han.
❥ | You really think I would go for someone like you, Empress? ❥ | Where there's a will, there's a way.
❥ | I am the Lin Kuei's Grandmaster. ❥ | You could also be my King.
❥ | Let's hope you can fight as much as you... flirt... ❥ | You're always so mean to me, Bi-Han. It’s cute.
❥ | Do you fight as well as you talk? ❥ | Why don't you come over here and find out.
❥ | Oh, how you chill my heart. ❥ | Where did you learn that from? Johnny?
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──── · · · ❥ TOMAS VRBADA
❥ | You cannot hide, Queen. ❥ | For you, I am always available.
❥ | You would serve well as my Concubine. ❥ | I- I don't know what to say to that.
❥ | Would you serve me as your Queen, Tomas? ❥ | I- *blushes* I can't focus. Yes?
❥ | Would you train me, Empress? ❥ | I'll show you more things than one.
❥ | What are you, Empress? ❥ | I could be yours if you let me.
❥ | That mask covers your handsome face. ❥ | Wait... You think I'm handsome?
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──── · · · ❥ KUAI LIANG
❥ | Weren't you once Lin Kuei? ❥ | In another lifetime I was also yours.
❥ | Johnny outed you. ❥ | No he didn't! Wait, what did he say? *glances around worried*
❥ | I hope that fire burns for me. ❥ | Here, let me set you ablaze.
❥ | You’re a sorceress. ❥ | Let me enchant you with my spells.
❥ | I’ll let you be my king if you behave. ❥ | I belong to the Shirai Ryu. I have no need for your trickery.
❥ | You are a warrior of many talents. ❥ | I can show you some that no one has seen before.
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──── · · · ❥ LIU KANG
❥ | You're already the queen of Outworld. ❥ | Maybe in another lifetime I could be your queen.
❥ | Even in this forsaken lifetime, your beauty is unmatched. ❥ | You flatter me, Liu Kang.
❥ | You still much to learn about the realms, Empress. ❥ | Then teach me, Liu Kang.
❥ | Will I someday find my King? ❥ | I created one person fit for you this timeline. *smirks*
❥ | Do you still have eyes for Kitana, my lord? ❥ | I only have eyes for you, my Queen.
❥ | Am I to bow before my creator? ❥ | No. But I wouldn't mind you kneeling.
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──── · · · ❥ RAIDEN
❥ | How about a sparing match? ❥ | Oh and what will be my prize if I win?
❥ | So, you have a crush on little ol' me? ❥ | What?! Who told you that?!
❥ | I want to know your secrets. ❥ | Hm, maybe I'll tell them to you in my chambers.
❥ | You have been warned, Empress. ❥ | Is that a threat or a promise?
❥ | I would like to assist you, Empress. ❥ | Oh? In what way, Raiden?
❥ | Your sister is pretty. ❥ | I thought you like me, Empress?
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nalyra-dreaming · 2 days
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Comments on episode 2x02 - aka episode 9!
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Intro change!! Love it!!
The coven immediately tracking them but Claudia and Louis not noticing for FIVE MONTHS?! Sweeties!!! Come ON! This is Paris! You know? “Paris? No!“????
But the ribbing about it is EVERYTHING
Sitting on the statue made me laugh out loud
I‘m living for the vaguely bitchy bantering between Armand and Louis!!! Yesssss 🙌
And Daniel not buying it lol
Loved the little moment re the racism (callout) there
Armand and the jab re Lestat - LOL (oh god he is being so PETTY)
Armand needling Louis lmao
The coffins beneath the beds - clever
Poor pidgeons
GO DANIEL!
The interjections with Daniel‘s memories - shivers down my spine!!!
CLAUDIA SAYING SHE NEED A NEW BRAIN IN HER HEAD?!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 God the foreshadowing
Madeleine and Claudia (and the dress 😭)
Daniel lecturing them about the gloves!!! I remember a post about this when s1 aired, because yes!!!! GOD THE DETAILS
Oh Louis. His photos. Going to that park to… watch?! Or snack and taste the lust in the blood?!!
Okay the groan and the elictricity … manifestations are definitely related to Armand.
They‘re very cute there on the couch in Dubai! If only Daniel would buy it lol. Also Louis‘ face when Armand says he never harmed him - oof. Pain and harm (for others) incoming 😭
God Armand seemed smitten indeed
The theater. HOLY SHIT. God they ate horrifically and left no crumbs.
Armand is maître. No hiding behind Santiago after all
Claudia choosing Bruce. Oy. Also Louis‘ face seeing the portrait
Daniel after had me laughing tears. Honestly. Drag them 🤣🤣🤣
Armand saying he fucked Lestat. Nawwww sweetie 😆
Louis going to Roget‘s to check if Lestat is actually dead. I… god. Honey.
Also: A part of the real Lestat!!!!!!!! I had not expected this (something similar yes, but THIS)??? GOD!! And Sam‘s presentation of it. Holy Hell. And making Louis his beneficiary. Right in the feels. “My Louis“. 😭😭😭😭 Mentioning the veil between them!!! Asking Louis not to give in to revenge!! But live his life 😭😭😭 FUCKING DEVASTATING 😭😭😭
The blood tears
Also Roget proposing Lestat is sleeping?!!!!!!!!! Does this Roget know?!!!
Whoa Daniel calling rebound
And Louis lashing out making Daniel remember Armand!!! HOLY MOLY
Louis called Daniel “Danny“
That smile Louis smiled there was vicious. Another little chip of surface humanity gone
Murder Mansion. Sex on motorbikes. It feels feverish.
Ohhhhhhhhh the flirtation. And Armand cutting it short by warning him and pushing Louis towards his shortcomings vampire-wise. OUCH. And also Armand commenting on her body and mind. Beheadings going on behind them. Oof.
The episode ending with a scream and the smile draining from Louis‘ face. Ruthless foreshadowing.
Next episode preview!!!
1556… the way they redirect for these snippets is interesting
Nicolas!!!!
God that gaze between Lestat and Armand is … *fans self*
Catacombs. Does Armand really show / (try to) teach LOUIS the fire gift? 😬
Justin fucking Kirk talking about the Great Conversion in broad daylight. Ohhhhhh I‘m still calling red herring lol.
Louis throwing Lestat against the wall 😈
Armand challenging Louis 🙌
Agh.
INCREDIBLE.
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oddvanilla · 1 month
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HAI if you want an actual intro post U should go to @fallingstarslookthesame where I'm slightly more sane n cooler...
Dhar Mann might've been secretly a "villain" the whole time....
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Pt.1 (?)
No, you're not hallucinating. You saw that title correctly. Believe it or not, I have had ridiculous beef for years with the man who many love, and even adore, Dhar Mann. And therefore, I'll be elaborating today on why such a "good person" like him is considered one of my sworn enemies, and why I think you should consider him one too.
Many people, and especially parents, assume that Dhar Mann is a great influence on kids, and a friendly individual. And although for the most part; that can be true, but you need to look at the bigger picture.
"The Dhar Mann Effect" is what I like to call it. A serious, and contagious virus that even the most experienced and hard-working doctors can't find the cure to. "What does the Dhar Mann effect do?" ...You may be asking. Well, great question! The Dhar Mann effect is when you form an addiction and obsession to watching the supposedly "short films" made by no other than Dhar Mann himself. And I'm not talking about a little, silly obsession. I'm talking about serious addictions that can lead into binge watching video after video non-stop. Such things should be taken far way solemnly.
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And the prime example is my younger sister. Among many of my Dhar Mann-obsessed friends, I'd say she's the worst case. It started out around 2 years ago, when their substitute teacher played a Dhar Mann video at class (since many students have requested it), and ever since, she got hooked. I knew then that there was no coming back, she reached the "no-return" point.
I'd go as far as saying that it's like drugs to her. She can't survive a day without watching at least 3 videos in one sitting. And yes, that includes re-watching or re-visiting older videos. Trust me, it's deeper than just a "So you see...". My sister can qualify as an iPad kid, now, if I had to say so. And even currently, as I'm writing this, I can hear Jay's voice, One of Dhar Mann's most popular actors— playing from her room. I feel like it's not the same, and those damages may be irreversible. My poor sister can't live her life to the fullest anymore. All she does is wait for the new Dhar Mann video. And while she waits for the next one, she just rewatches his old videos, making sure she knows all the lore.
This is not a "haha" joke, people. This is dead serious. No joke. I'm not crossing my fingers. I'm not what nowadays kids call "capping 🧢". I'm being genuine and I'm typing this with the straightest face ever.
Another issue I have with Dhar Mann is how threatening he appears to me. I can promise you that if you look long enough into his smile, you'll realise it's slightly unsettling. Did you notice his face almost always looks the same in every picture? Well, you're probably not trippin'. That's because he has that same smile in literally every picture I could find of him.
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What are the chances he might be a robot? Ready for the day we all fall for his spell and none of us are safe anymore, so he can finally strike? There is something so terrifying about him. Every time I look at that smile, I can't help but shiver a bit of fear. But mostly, I'm quite intimidated by his disturbing behaviour. The way he never fails to stare dead into our souls. That's what I find strange.
But hold up, the theories don't stop... at least not yet! Did you notice the way Dhar Mann ends every single one of his videos with "Hey Dhar Mann fam!" ??? What are the chances that he refers to us as his fam (family) to hide the fact we're probably stuck in his basement? If we're talking lore-wise, I'd say the reason Dhar Mann calls us his fam is the following: We're all chilling at our homes, until one day... A Dhar Mann video comes to our recommendations. By watching the media, you're secretly agreeing to sign an invisible contract that gives ol' Dhar the ability to adopt you. Child or not. And just because you're now part of his fam, doesn't mean he can't trap you into the basement and lock you up with multiple of many victims. The only time he'll ever check on you is when he comes in the basement and greets you with "Hey Dhar Mann Fam!" While feeding you those meaningless videos.
I'll show you a couple of examples, and YOU tell me what these videos could possibly teach kids who barely know what photosynthesis is.
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Now, be real, just for a moment, WHY IS THE SECOND VIDEO A GODDAMN SERIES????? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ITS A CASUAL THING THAT THE PROTAGONIST EXPERIENCES ON SIMPLE OCCASIONS TO GET JUMPED???
I think another weird part is that Dhar Mann featured another EXTREMELY popular YouTuber named "Mr. Beast" many, many times, but even then— he feels this need to pull out knock off Mr. Beast...ahem ahem....Mr. "feast"...??????
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No joke. Just search up "Dhar Mann Mr. Feast" and count how many videos come up. But if you're so lazy to check, it's 4. yea. 4 DAMN VIDEOS ABOUT A MR BEAST RIP OFF. YOU GUYS NEED TO WAKE UP AND REALISE THIS IS A MAN WITH A WIFE AND 2 KIDS.
And back to square one, What's the moral meaning behind this media he displays for the youth?
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Not Dhar Mann (a multi millionaire) copying the "NO CHICK-FIL-A SAUCE?" girl???? Smh...
So... Do you think Dhar Mann is really the innocent "moral philosopher" he claims himself as? Or is it deeper than a "Hey Dhar Mann Fam"?. But either way, that's it for today. Thank you all for listening to my Ted Talk.
SORRY GUYS IM HIGH ON VITAMIN GUMMIES (AGAIN) AND LIKE I DO THINK DHAR MANN IS MY SWORN ENEMY BUT LIKE YALL BETTER NOT TAKE THIS /SRS LMAOOOO🙏🙏🙏
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Hey there, love
I'm Sirius and this is my attempt at an intro post. anyway, you can call me siri ;)
pick any pronouns from: he/she/they || I'm genderfluid || INFJ
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Sooooooo, if you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows, if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it
For your perusin', at times confusin'
Hopefully amusin', introducing me<3
I've never
really been into cars,
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound of violins
And makin' someone smile
(yes I just inserted a disney song to introduce myself. go listen to it if you want it's called Introducing Me by nick jonas)
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my life motto is "do no harm but take no shit". That's right, I have my wise moments.
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I'd say this mood board just about sums up my personality, except, as all humans are, I'm obviously more complex than that.
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@her-midas-touch is a poet and wrote this for me hehe:
Run out of metaphors great enough, my fingers paint a wraith
To faint to capture essence, mere shimmery traces of feelings
Every cheshire cat smile, every whirlwind idea, every leap of faith for every apathetic eye, missing the moment, is a soul
that sings
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click here for the playlist on Spotify by my lovely siv @good-oldfashioned-lover about what my soul is supposedly made of.
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this is my ao3 acc feel free to check it out
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feel free to interact<3 promise to advice/ listen if you wanna vent/ hyperfixations
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lovely mutuals:
@good-oldfashioned-lover @her-midas-touch@daydream-of-a-wallflower@hermioneswifeee
@literallytoogaytofunction@lilbeanz@reisbackinblack@dementorfromazkaban@deprivedofbraincellsandsleep
@starryrain@lizluvscupcakes@urbanflorals @accio-sriracha@siriusly-remu
@werewolfenthusiast@none-of-it-was-accidental@feelin-sad-and-gay@jaylienpotter@illustratinglaura
@nothingtoseeherebyeexx @silverscreenlipstick @moonysversion @mochami-mochi @sleepinginmygrave
@icarus-last-fall @a-beautiful-fool @shuhuaspookie @xi-phos @here-for-a-good-time-hopefully
@stars-over-ice-cream @kaaaaaaarf @re-is-back-in-black @rookofthekingom @not-rab
@toxik-angel @marylily-my-beloved @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @bloophasarrived @m0st-ard3ntly
@cressthebest
(i hope i got everyone?)
mess with my friends and I will hurt you :)
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Things I love:
singing, marauders era, any and all kinds of art, poetry, books, fanfiction, the harry potter fandom (jkr can piss off tho), arctic monkeys, k-pop (bts, txt, svt, skz, treasure and a few more bands), renne rapp, taylor swift's music, conan gray, plushies, the moon, the stars, basically space, chai, biking, CHOCOLATE, nature, writing, badminton, musical instruments and a million little nothings
currently listening to: space girl by Frances Forever
fav authors/books: ruskin bond, the alchemist, ronald dahl, to kill a mockingbird, memoirs of sherlock holmes, and many more im too lazy to type out. ok look i love reading but the last thing i read was definitely on ao3
movies/shows: Heartstopper, Red white and royal blue, Loki, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Night at the Museum, Marvel (not sucha fan of mcu), highschool musical (2 is my fav), Luca (2021) and most other pixar and disney movies, (i love animated movies so much)
bollywood has only managed to make a select few good movies out of which im absolutely crazy about like znmd, dangal and super 30
DNIs don't work so I guess I'll just say: fuck around and find out :)
this video made by the wonderful @urbanflorals is so me, i wanted to add it<3
alright ty for visiting my blog, you are welcome to stay
Toodles<3
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