#yes this is somehow legal!

[thegabofriel]

SO apparently theres a website thats like a police scanner? it lets you listen in, idk if its real but hey now all you blorbos get to listen!

#yes this is somehow legal! #its just the USA tho #uh if you're doing a crime pls don't credit this post for helping you avoid the cops <3 #thanks!

[rewritingcanon]

no girl tell us what you think about jegulily!! im so here for it (tone is weird but I mean that genuinely, I don't ship them so I'm not here to be weird)

dw bae ur tone is fine ! (i’ve been waiting for an ask like this 💀) i think jegulily is... yeah its…. like usually as long as its legal idgaf as long as shippers portray their characters right but regulus fans are literally incapable 😭🙏 WHY WOULD U PAIR A MUGGLEBORN AND A BLOOD SUPREMACIST IM SO DONE WITH DIS FANDOMMMM!! that actually goes for a lot of lily ships like bartylily as well (no clue where that came from either but it’s equally as stupid lmfao).

and jegulily just feels like shoving in lily because people feel bad for ditching her, or shoving in regulus because some people like jily and jegulus and want them (for some reason) to coincide even though it makes zeroooo sense for it to. like, idk if i said this with jegulus before (i yap sm on this account i forget what i say), but like it, jegulily can be done well if a realistic dynamic is taken into account, but the marauders fandom is allergic to nuance and so just chalks up everything regulus does and believes to his neglectful homelife. hes not all-bad, sure, i do feel bad for him, but im nowhere close to shipping him with a woman whos part of the people hes trying to eradicate, or with her man who purposefully went against all pureblood tradition (which is such a large part of james’ character— he is a pureblood that chooses to be seperate from that culture hellooooo plz wake uppppp).

marauders fandom has a chronic “i can fix him” mentality when it comes to wizard neo nazis, i have never understood it. but thats a topic for another day.

jegulily should be filled with envy, toxicity and prejudice stop nerfing it to be some fluffy feel-good polyamorous stable marriage where they raise harry together. yall are looking over the potential. this ship has blood and guts in it plz act like it or else idk what to say 😭 if it doesnt end with at least one of them getting murdered i dont want it.

#imho ​it just feels willfully ignorant of all three characters to ship them #this goes with most the regulus ships tbh except like bartylus. bcuz barty is just terrible too LOL #just characterise ur characters right people. not to majority fanon interpretation but to who they are CANONLY #you may think its less fun but to me. that’s honestly what makes those three so appealing #+its generally important to understand the media u consume. and yes. that means harry potter as a book series if ur in the marauders fandom #u are not seperate from the hp books if u are attached to its characters (no matter how far youve spun their personalities away) #on a seperate note people are allowed to ship what they want and im being lowkey serious when i say im not gonna find someone weird if they- #-ship something as long as its legal #maybe some jegulily people follow me so let me just say i dont hate the shippers i just heavily dislike the ship 😭 #worse than jegulus but somehow less annoying idk how to explain it #harry potter #hp #marauders #marauders era #anti jegulus #anti jegulily #lily evans #jily #pro jily #james potter #lily potter #regulus black #anti regulus black #the marauders era #the marauders #ask #anon #rewriting #tyyyy anon for the ask i luv to yap 🫶🫶

[starscelly]

can i manage to blacklist the word "vegas" in general from my whole life and also the fuckass gold color. asking for a really cool friend with really great taste in teams

#i dont care if what they do is legal and allowed. its ANNOYING... #yes theyre allowed to do it but have u considered i hate them #and also. additionally. i dont like when teams treat players like theyre not people. so there is this as well #AND ALSO......... i hate that fuck ass man from massachusetts. you KNOW the one #and somehow blocking his name every way possible does not remove him from my dash entirely. how is this #girl whatever!!!! im in my hater hours #i hope that team explodes #yap yap yapping

[aroaceleovaldez]

secondary thought from Camp Jupiter Confidential: Claudia got her SPQR tattoo from her mom, rather than through the normal ceremony. Love how this implies sometimes, Romans just spontaneously get their tattoos from random sources and no one can verify it so it just becomes a “Source: Dude trust me” about where it came from. I now suspect this has absolutely been exploited before.

#pjo #camp jupiter #claudia pjo #this actually fits very well with my hc that Nico saw that all the Romans had tattoos - panicked - #and then using weird shadow powers because let's be real his powers can do anything if you BS it enough #gave himself an SPQR tattoo he can make appear and disappear at will #just. shadow tattoo. any of the romans ask? Pluto gave it to him. mhm mhm. #hes got a tattoo he's GOTTA be legally allowed to chill around CJ now. He's So Trustworthy And Not Suspicious And DEFINITELY Roman. Yes. #and the Romans can't say anything about it cause like. Well he got a tattoo somehow? and if he *did* get it from Pluto #then they dont want to potentially risk INSULTING Pluto cause that's an Awful Idea so they just have to take his word for it #he's also totally forgotten to put his tattoo back before and had to hide his arm for a minute to recreate it when someone pointed it out #hes also probably put it on the wrong arm before #and hes only gotten away with it cause everyones dyslexic so nobody noticed #im really entertained by the idea of romans faking their tattoos now #camp jupiter classified

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ngl kinda fucking suspicious that Dream filmed Nicolas Cantu during what looks to be Nicolas being drunk while having a manic episode, kept ahold of that video for months (someone's saying a year and so even) and just when Dream is being accused of being a groomer, he decides to release it. Like giving vibes of trying to pass the hate onto someone else.

#plus ummm dream #DREAM #he just turned 20 #why you out drinking with someone who at the time was not legal to drink #plus im sorry but is what the dude said bad? #yes alot of it is bad #there are slurs being thrown and such #but at the same time i fail to see how what nicholas said is same level as grooming allegations somehow #im sorry but theres being an asshole #and then being accused of grooming #if dream wanted to use this to get people off him #its not working #its just making him look suspicious

[misterradio]

pretty brutal huh. well, im insane

#^ quote. thats a quote from another post. #original nonsense #personal #image described #im not actually sure what i will do with all this paper when i am done. #i was thinking of maybe like... scanning it and then plugging ot thru a photo to text program. and making the text available online? #no i dont know the legality of it. no it wouldnt make a lot of sense without the images. yes i wanna do it anyways. #i love this comic a lot i would like to share it somehow.... even if in sharing my english translation that might not be great. #<- since it was translated from czech to french and then english i assume the meaning will be warped over the course of languages... #rurposting

[kinnbig]

anon is off until you all learn how to behave 💖

#if seeing someone on the internet saying ‘believing women who speak out about abuse is the right thing to do’ #makes you so blindly feral frothing at the mouth with rage that you need to send me multiple angry threatening anons about it - #get help!! #you’re doing *nothing* except proving yourself as a violent misogynist actually? #do you guys really somehow think that sending me threats and calling me names and blaming me for the problems men face (lol) #is going to make me change my mind? #like oh yes sorry you’re right actually - #never mind my masters degree in gender and power never mind my job working with victims of domestic abuse #i guess you know better!! #i guess i just *wont* believe women any more!! #sorry to the DV victims i work with - #actually until you have a legal verdict i’m going to have to treat you as suspicious and assume you’re lying 💖 #because some anons on the internet told me so 💖 #🙄🙄🙄

[senadimell]

How do we make gun control popular? How do we decrease people’s anxiety about the government or crime? How do we make people willing to let go of guns?

#discourse #not gun control #not just as an organizational tag #because apparently people follow that tag for content #gun violence #the only way we're gonna stop going in circles is to get people to willingly buy in #because until they think gun control is a good idea #you're gonna get politicians running on a single-issue platform of *I won't take away your gun! I'm make it perma-legal like God intended! #*just regulate the guns! force it through!* #sounds to me like a surefire way to get jan. 6th 2021 all over again and across the country #we've gotta change minds somehow because until we do #any policy solution is going to be opposed like it's the end of the flaming world #(and yes i know we're not gonna change the fundies or the militiamen or the kkk's minds) #but #how do we get ordinary people to stop believing the government's gonna round them up and oppress them without guns? #how do we get the state to stop rounding up and oppressing people? (let it be known that a lot of this actually started #because of anxiety about the black panthers) #how do we help people feel safe without relying on the state to round up and oppress people? #somewhere in this wretched cycle is a way to break it #there has to be

[sanhaoche]

daniel girlies in the trenches fighting for our lives scared he'll be left without an f1 seat, meanwhile he's out there fighting off other teams. so quickly we forget that before he is a driver he is an unparalleled seducer of team principals and they all want a taste. babygirl i hope you were just waiting and that this is your going fucking apeshit moment. ready for the narrative to change!

#there was SO MUCH in that article like. well done CAA well done blake! #it's so true there is slay even in this flop era somehow you're still a main character p12 with 19 points! #and old men love you even if your crusty CEO does not #the read on lando i also gasped #and the fact daniel has been doing so much behind the scenes commercial work #the bit about not falling on his sword to get zak out of his legal mess like hell yes PLEASE #we all talk about liquidating mclaren but is daniel actually going to do it?????? #anyway i don't know what's going to happen and it all could still end up badly for him maybe but by god he is taking mclaren down with him #and i respect him for that!!!!!!! #daniel

[maxellminidisc]

I see the B1den ass lickers are in full fucking force cause of that pardon thing...oh boy

#like its already been explained about how the pardon #is literally like putting a fucking bandaid on a massive wound that needs stitches or cauterizing lol #if the majority of people who are facing marijuana posession charges are not us citizens #and the damn pardon excludes them its not doing much of anything #outside the tiny number of people it will go into effect for which yes is still nice #but thats like idk shooting blind and somehow miraculously hitting one target out of ten lol #also pardon again DOES NOT mean expungement #this will still absolutely show up on someones record anyway #im refering to a bunch of centrist white cunts be like seeee vote!! hes helping imprisoned pocc #no he literally isnt sodjsjjdksks #only good thing coming out of it i WILL say is the move to reclassify and open the path for full legalization #he got that shit on track well #but im not kissing his ass for it its insane seeing yall do that

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

[2024-portfolio-azo-aansh-binner]

Endlessly Medium: Digital

Dimensions: 7000 x 7000 pi

Year: 2023

Inspired seeing the endless joy a simple dress can bring my sister, but how she'll never let anyone notice it. This painting is very much a happy moment, it's one of the few moments I've had with my extended family that made me smile, and the connection and understanding of emotions this day got me is truly priceless.

#somehow that weird brush made smt good #colledge portfolio #yes my prefered name is azo #dont put azo on my legal stuff #my art

[trans-leek-cookie]

Remembering a take I saw like. "It's fine to do revenge but when you say 'this is so u can't hurt anyone else' thats cop behavior" and. The entire take sure is Something but uh. Mostly I think it's Fucking Bad

#Are there complex discussions to be had about punishment revenge and vengeance on a personal level? Yes #Are there complex discussions to be had about preventing harm thru violence? Yes #Is it important to recognize how these can intersect and how the idea of Preventing Harm can be used as an excuse to get personal #fulfillment/satisfaction thru revenge and those desires can unconsciously mix or be hard to accurately recognize? For sure #Is ''I don't want this person to be able to hurt others'' more of a cop mentality than ''this person hurt me and I want them dead''? #In WHAT fucking world would that be the case. There's an argument for the way like people can use The Idea Of Others (eg. ''Protecting the #Children'' type arguments) in ways that are harmful- either as a facade for actual intent or as a genuine basis for shit they don't realize #Is bad or whatever. But like. ''No yeah kill people you don't like'' IS NOT SOMEHOW MORE MORALLY SOUND? #Like I'm a general ''Murder is Roughly Neutral it Depends'' kinda person and. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT??? #(Not gonna go fully in depth but yeah Killing People Generally Bad But Like. Murder is a tool yknow and it sucks to use #Should NOT be legal bc. Well. You know. But morality is more complicated than that or whatever. My brain isn't working)

[glitterhoof]

fighting the war on jaded pokémon fans on the side of jaded pokémon fans

#awn the intercom #you know what i am proud to be if this is now the group i am pushed into . YES IM STILL MAD LEAVE ME ALONE WAAH #MODERN POKEMON ENJOYERS WHEN THE BRILLIANT DIAMOND REMAKES ENTER THE CHAT : #im becoming yomiel. three long years of the same damn animations. three long years of the story repeating and becoming duller #isn’t it funny how a Zelda game can give you the same damn plotline fourteen thousand times and still be unique and somehow. SOMEHOW #POKÉMON JUST . JUST … is this an apple and orange comparison. maybe. #this isn’t about scarlet and violet I’ve never played it I am in the mindset of pre scarlet violet . #Oh also legends arceus makes no sense . Never played it but commercials and pictures alone uhmmmmm #That’s now how …. Ancestors …. And genetics…. Work ….. #I’m pretty sure it’s non canon so I’m not worried. BUT IF IT IS CANON IM WALKING MY ASS OVER TO GAMEFREQK HQ AND [ legal joke here ] #maybe im jaded for not liking the stagnant animations . maybe im a little silly for complaining about a pokémon story. #BUT U KNOW WHAT. FOR SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS I WILL BE !! #WE ARE NOT IMMUNE TO GAME CRITISISCM! WHEN WILL WE STOP SHIELDING FLAWS IN OUR PRECIOUS GAMES AND BRINGING LIGHT TO ITS MISTAKES #THE MORE WE SUCK ON TRIPLE A DEVLOPERS DICK THE MORE THEY PRODUCE MEDIOCRE CONTENT #THE BAR OF EXPECTATIONS FOR POKÉMON FANS ARE SO LOW . IS IT WRONG 2 DEMAND SOMETHING LOOK ALIVE #AUHHHHHHGHGGGHGHGHGG [ explodes ] #and to be clear. this is not to shit on underpaid workers. #BUT IT IS TO SHIT ON MULTI MILLION DOLLAR GAME COMPANIES WHO KNOW THERE WILL BE PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY ON THEM REGARDLESS OF QUALITY ! #REVOLUTIONIZE!!!!!!!!! WE MUST NOT STAY SILENCED!!!! #[ steps off podium ] tag rant over. sorry im really frustrated still actually.

[nerdpoe]

In Amity Park, you pour your cooking oil down the drain. Wes was not told that this action was inappropriate anywhere else.

It served two functions; the melted plastic bits would bring about the Blob Ghosts that liked fixing things, thereby making sure they had some on hand in case the house got damaged by a ghost attack, and the blockage would slow down the other, more ravenous Blob Ghosts; the ones that ate trash.

Except that "trash" really meant "anything inanimate", and it was better to hold those off with a distraction while summoning the helpful Blobs.

When Wes was doing what he normally did, his new roommate almost broke his legs vaulting over the counter to stop him.

"What are you doing?!" Jimmy shouted, voice cracking. "You'll melt the plastic bits and clog the pipes!"

"....Yes?" Wes didn't understand.

Then he did.

"Oh! You don't have the-okay. So how do I get rid of it here, then?"

"No, go back. We don't have the...what?"

Wes sighed, put down the pan, and pulled up a copy of the NDA he'd signed to be able to leave Amity Park.

"Confidential."

Jimmy, somehow, convinces him to break the NDA on the grounds that NDA's are not legally binding if the corporation or group that made him sign it were doing anything illegal.

Then Jimmy convinces him to say everything about his town again, but to his reporter friend Clark Kent.

Somehow, that evolved into Wes visiting his parents and smuggling both Jimmy and Clark into Amity Park.

#dpxdc #story prompt #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic

[rayghosts]

tim drake is a rare case where every wild, out-of-context thing you hear about him gets even wilder with context

made up a fake uncle to avoid getting adopted? first he had to steal his dead dad's will and change it to include the name of his fake uncle, then he forged an entire legal paper trail to fool even batman, and finally hired an out-of-luck actor to play the uncle and had brainstorm sessions with him about his character backstory. judging from his surprised reaction when bruce offered to adopt him, he probably did this to avoid being put into foster care and didnt even consider that bruce might want to adopt him (even though he already adopted three orphans before him) (and then bruce learned about this and gave him more freedom and crimefighting gear so tim could like him)

snuck into gotham during no man's land? he did this twice, first by himself to meet his girlfriend in the hospital while she was giving birth (he snuck into the ER as a nurse), then with his young justice friends who thought he was having daddy issues with batman and wanted to help (this was before he was adopted by bruce) (they also picked up an atlantean tourist on the way who wanted to sightsee gotham)

blew up several of the league of assassins' secret bases? before that he spent days working with them as a member to gain their trust (this was when he robbed that art museum) and all the while they were holding his dad's coworker's daughter who came to search for tim and learned about his secret life as an assassin before she learned he was robin (and then somehow fell in love with him)

becomes evil batman who kills in the future? not only that, he also convinces his friends to be evil with him and then takes control of half the country right after he kills every rogue in gotham and also his aunt. tim fought this version of himself at least three times, and each time swore that he would never become gun batman (he still becomes gun batman)

used his own legal last name as a hero name? he didnt even come up with the idea for that, he met an alternate earth version of himself (also evil) who was using that name and thought "oh that's a good name" and stole it for himself. he didnt bother to check if other drake's identity was public before he started using it. then he got pulled aside and told off personally by batman for using such a dumb name and that's why he's not called drake anymore

insulted jason to his face while he was trying to kill him? did this multiple times and even kicked jason in the nuts once (not while they were fighting, just as payback) (he's jason's favorite brother now)

and then anything that happened with young justice doesnt need any context because it's exactly as weird as it sounds. yes, he did save the fate of a planet by playing baseball with his friends. yes, they did invade an entire sovereign nation to rescue their one friend's parents who had turned into babies. yes, they did see santa claus die in a fiery explosion

#dc #batfam #robin #red robin #tim drake #young justice #young just us #batman #dc comics #mine #1k