#you guys need to chill

[luckierbutjinxedmore]

Beat the Ao3 down blues

Pitch me a Bob’s Burgers microfic (pairing, idea, etc) and I’ll do my best to write a blurb.

#ao3 down #you guys need to chill #still love you but chill #ao3 #bobs burgers #bob's burgers

[liamyalgia]

I'm so tired of extremists on the internet, certain autistic traits can be good and bad, if someone talks of the good parts they get called an "aspie supremacist", if they talk of the bad parts people start saying "but society disables us not autism"

Honestly idk how to talk to people about this.

My take is that autism absolutely is a disability, and that saying things like "my eyes are so sensitive I can see in the dark, it's like a superpower" shouldn't be taken as literal eugenics. we KNOW it's not an actual superpower,

Whenever an autistic person online acknowledges a good aspect of their autism people jump to calling them an eugenist and say they are "claiming autism is the next human evolution" I've seen it so many times on tiktok... CHILL. People are allowed to have fun, seeing in the dark doesn't mean this person doesn't struggle in other aspects. I myself can see in the dark, it also means I can't see when it's light, I had to get used to do shit with my eyes closed.

Being extra good in sensing smell usually also means being often overstimulated by such smells. Everything is a two edge sword. The list goes on.

I'm so tired of people accusing others of horrible things just because they acknowledged an aspect of their disability as being a good/fun/useful trait.

People being like "the lower supports autistics are invalidating us 🙄" when in reality they are talking of their own personal lives. What happened to "autism is a spectrum and everyone has different experiences and skills"?

"why so many autistic people refuse to be called autistic or disabled?" maybe because so many times the autistic community itself tells people they aren't "disabled enough" or that their experience is "supremacist", that their mere existence hurts the autistic community. It's more than just general ableism in ND society. If someone gets called a supremacist whenever they share their personal experience of course this person wont feel as they are welcome in there.

There ARE aspie supremacists out there, but I'm seeing so many people get called that when they haven't said or done anything wrong and it just saddens me

#It was mostly on tiktok #You guys need to chill #Autism is a SPECTRUM #actually autistic #neurospicy #neurodivergent #Autism

[parkadeparade]

The welcome home fandom is so silly cuz our understanding of the lore and the characters is so minimal yet we have made so many head-canons (ie; yandere Wally, Home being evil) that are just implanted into the minds of the fans now so that if more updates come out and they disprove those hcs everyone is gunna get whiplash

#welcome home #Wh #yikes #you guys need to chill #love you tho

[kiegotakami]

you guys are talking about stranger things leaving you feeling like things are bleak and can never get better like there’s not a whole season left

#you guys need to chill #genuinely #go outside. consume media that’s consistently happy since that’s what u apparently need #stranger things #kyra speaks

[lucabyte]

thinking about travelling-with-the-party loop doing things habitually without realising how deeply suspicious they are

#taking a break from kicking loop while theyre down to remember that deep down: they are a silly little guy. somewhere in there #anyway slot this into whichever ''loop joins the party but hasnt told anyone jack squat'' postcanon scenario you desire #they get midway through skinning it before remembering who they are and that this is absolutely deranged looking probably #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #isat loop #isat odile #doodlebyte #i imagine siffrin probably isnt super chill with the hunting side of foraging postgame #but loop i think could be argued to be more desensitised and could probably take over the job if they still need it #they can occupy seperate ecological niches i think

[whyareallthegoodnamestakenthat2]

so i’ve never read the LOTR books or the hobbit. Watched the LOTR movies, but not the hobbit cuz i heard it was bad. Now i hear that the Ring? Rings, of Power seeies is going to be terrible and that it has all this hate, but i’m not really in the fandom, so i decide to read what they are saying as to why, and oh dear, it’s the racism, bunch of racist fanboys, okay, tbh still haven’t watched it so maybe it is like Supergirl level condescendingly woke with zero nuance, but idk, i kinda doubt it

I feel like it’s actually probably not that bad

#Lotr #lotr* #the hobbit #but honestly #the ring of power #not that bad #rop #you guys need to chill #and stop being racist #let people enjoy stuff

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[marching-weirdo]

"zukos character arc is best-

"no aangs flirting skills are-"

"You forgot sokkas hair-"

YALL FORGOT KORRA

SHE WENT FROM THIS

TO THIS

AND STILL GIRLBOSSED HER WYA THROUGH EVERYTHING WHILE ALSO FINDING LOVE AND GAINING BACK THAT MUSCLE!

she also showed a lot of people, like me, that mental health recovery isn't linear. like, girl, that show has problems BUT DAMN IT IF IT ISNT BETTER THAN MoST THINGS YOU SEE

#lok #avatar korra #avatar legend of korra #legend of korra #korra #korra analysis #guys we take advantage of the fact that she comes from an amazing fandom #like she is such a good character #and a great show #and yall trash on it #(im not saying it shouldn’t take criticism) #yall need to chill with the korra hate #you're probably jealous you can pull an asami

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[avisisisis]

I love TOA so fucking much. The way it makes it clear that the gods are people. The way it makes us realize that so many of them are victims too. The way it tells us that they might've been victims once, but now they're almost as bad as their abusers

The emotions of a human are not things a god should feel. Apollo says this multiple times. Humans feel bad when they kill others. They love, hate, get angry — they are happy. Their lives are so so short, but they somehow manage to change drastically during them, shaping the world after their image in a different (and sometimes better) way than the gods'

Gods cannot do any of this. Gods are immortal, unchanging, uncaring. Gods leave their children to die. Gods have sex only to abandon their lovers later. Gods are jealous beings, the opposite of good people. Gods are not people at all, is what they want us to think

But Apollo, turned human and far weaker than he ever was, is still a god. He has thousands of years of memory — he is jealous, he abandoned his children and lovers, he sent little kids to do things for him when he could've very easily done it himself. And yet, he cares. He's surprisingly selfless, even if he tries to convince us otherwise, and he loves and has given up on expecting something in return

Apollo is a god. Apollo is the living proof that gods aren't unchanging — he's the reason we know that gods are people. Some very powerful and fucked up people, but people nonetheless

And here's the thing: Apollo's given up on all that, a long time before we see him for the first time. The gods used to care. But their caring brought pain and despair upon the world and they don't seem to realize (or maybe they just don't care. Ha. Pun) that their uncaring attitude is doing the exact same thing

Even if they could, some of them wouldn't visit their children. They're not good people, after all. But they can try

Apollo wants to try. He wants to change for the better, and this isn't something good for a god, but he still does. And I think that the other gods could too, some day

#me shaking the gods violently: BREAK THE CYCLE BREAK THE CYCLE BREAK THE CYCLE BREAK THE-- #“immortals are unchanging“ no they fuck they are NOT #c'mon guys. you've been stuck in this abuser-victim limbo for millennia. let go of it #me shaking the gods violently again: LET YOURSELVES FEEL you are PEOPLE you are FLAWED and you need to CHILL TF OUT #pjo #toa #trials of apollo #percy jackson #apollo #lester papadopoulos #rick riordan #riordanverse #avis' post

[mossfeathers]

literally cant wait for bigb etho and bdubs to team next life series they will be called the b team despite etho's complete lack of a b in the name (he joined the team 5 minutes too late and didnt get a say in what it was called) and it'll be the best team that the life series has ever created (source: trust me i was told in multiple multiple dreams)

#moss chitchat #you guys dont understand how bad i need an etho bigb team theyre my rarepair and so good together #bigb and bdubs is also so fun i just really like the idea of bdubs going insane and bigb just going along w it #also bigb and etho being the “chill people” of the server when tehyre really some of the most not normal means theyre perfect #for one another #i could talk about them forever and ever you guys dont understand what ill do if they dont team or at least interact more than once #bigb #bigbst4tz2 #etho #ethoslab #bdubs #bdoubleo #trafficblr #life series

[thebigolbee]

So we know that Marlow would get along with Hancock (wonderful, blessed, love it), but I’m curious, do you think he’d get on well with Nick?

Oh this is an awesome question, thanks so much for asking it! More to read below :)

Nick and Marlow have a very strained relationship, despite being on the same team? They're both vigilantes fighting for justice and safety, but while Nick is the methodical detective type, Marlow can be more of a, well…volatile…executioner? He lives his life in extremes and his methods can be pretty wild, though his heart is in the right place and he's done a lot of good for what's left of humanity. Sometimes he does straight up participate in some unsavory activities, though… so it's natural for people to have varying opinions on him.

Since their personalities are so different, when Marlow hangs around the Commonwealth before the events of FNV and FO4, these two butt heads quite a lot. Nick is a very kind and patient person, but even Richie wears his patience very thin. It doesn't help that Nick keeping tabs on him like a potential threat drives Marlow CRAZY. Nick and the community's caution towards Rich kind of turns him into a self-fulfilling prophecy… a common theme in Marlow's story.

In short, Marlow travels to the Commonwealth after his heartbreak in the Capital Wasteland to find a new home, but he leaves for New Vegas even more disheartened than before. Nick does have a some part in this after he proves to be a more suitable protector and role model for the area, but it's not like that was Nick's goal at all. Nick really does wish the best for Marlow, and if Marlow has the chance to work on himself and heal his heart in FNV, they get to have a much better relationship in the future :)

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #nick valentine #dick marlow #fallout oc #fallout companions #fallout ghouls #my art #asks #thanks again for the ask! #classic me pairing a joke drawing with some lowkey serious text lol #I really enjoyed this tho #oh richie... richie richie #such a heartbroken guy #nick can see that in him #that ghoul really needs to chill out tho fr #arcade can you come and kiss him already good golly #yeesh #nicky richie friendship is endgame tho. very powerful

[jewishcissiekj]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (and Anakin Skywalker) by Adam Hughes

#sw #star wars #star wars art #obi-wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #ben kenobi #not my art #anakin skywalker #adam hughes #if you tag this as ob!kin i'm killing you with my mind etc #(just a disclaimer) #idek about this one btw #i just like his art #not him tho he drew leia in that™ outfit too many times for me to dismiss his weird ass sexualization of women and to think he's cool #he can be a really nice guy for as much as i care but he needs to chill out first #sw art

[spookberry]

patchin up wounds in the dark

#danny phantom #tucker foley #savant par #guys its chill danny's blood is glowy enough that they dont even need to turn the lights on #anyways i was imagining this whole story around this #about some ghost fight that led to a power outage and Tucker actually has a bruise on the side of his face from the fight #which is why Danny's not quite touching him #and doing that thing ya know like where his worry for tucker's injury matters more than the fact that hes bleeding out #and akxjakzbzaj #do you know what im talking about?! #anyway yeah #i havent drawn the boys in a bit so <3 #my art #fanart

[wovenvessel]

I was Hopeless, Hopeless!!

I was Helpless, Helpless!!

#be more chill #bmc #be more chill musical #my art #musicals #rich goranski #then then then then then then then then then then then then then then I got a! #squip #bmc squip #the squip #you got quick 😥? #not quick! SQUIP 🙄 #rich has a mullet guys he told me himself #and piercings 😍 #i feel the need to mention he also has a bellybutton piercing #this took so much longer than it should have

[plaid-maniac]

Do you ever think about how there totally could have been an old classmate of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth in the audience during like turnabout sister or turnabout samurai. Do you think they would realize? Like “hey, were those the guys in my class in like fourth grade? I kinda remember them. Wonder if they remember each other. But it was so long ago, I doubt they would even care.” Meanwhile Edgeworth and Phoenix are undergoing the most insane mental battles where both of them are going “I recognize my best friend across the courtroom and I desperately want to be close with them again.” And “god he is so god damn annoying I wish he would die already.”

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #Phoenix Wright #not specifically ship so I won’t tag it but kinda ship if you get it #the classmate usually sits in courtroom trials because they love the drama #and honestly they like miles Edgeworth’s cases cause ‘hey I know that guy’ #but of course they don’t like go up and talk to him cause they weren’t really that close and he left kinda abruptly #cause knowing someone for like a year in elementary school and then pestering them about why they left 15 years later is a weird thing to do #course Phoenix comes in and now the classmate now has to deal with the knowledge that the defense and prosecution used to always eat lunch #together and play superhero’s during recess with that really weird kid who was always up to no good #what if one day the classmate was like ‘maybe I should introduce them to each other again. sure that we would all get a laugh or two in and- #-that would be the end of it and they would continue with their lives as normal people. they certainly wouldn’t get super gay and awkward- #-about the whole thing and just be completely chill.’ #god what would happen and Edgeworth v state? #the classmate would probably leave the third day like ‘I am a changed person. I can never go back to not knowing so much about this person.’ #and like they wouldn’t be able to say or do anything cause like??? how do you even have that conversation??? #‘hey I know you don’t remember me but I like sitting in the audience of courtroom trials and I was there for your case and I just want to- #-ask are you good? like honestly do you need someone to talk to?’