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dontyouwantsomebodytolove · 1 year

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When will Variety to a profile of the real hero of the MCU: the person who throws the Mjlonir prop to Thor from off camera

#mcu #thor #idk how to spell mjlonir #and im too lazy to google it

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thegodsdemise · 6 months

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Ragnarök Is Coming (Part Three)

Kratos would search through the woods for his son, of course -- the behemoth was filled with worry; he's lost Calliope and his first wife & then losing Faye.

He was extra vigilant & watched over his son like a hawk, not to be a "big jerk" or a "complete asshole" as Atreus labeled him; but deep down? he fears that he'll lose his son like he's lost his first wife and daughter.

"Boy, where are you?! Do you hear me?"

His voice bellowed through the forest, as he was slaying all matter of creature, venturing through the caves and reaching the pinnacle -- only to be tackled by an oncoming bear; wrestling it to the ground and unsheathing his axe.

He was ready to fight the foul beast to get to Atreus & his whereabouts.

Kratos uproared, and began to spar with the bear for a couple hours; and would slaughter the animal -- rushing to what seemed to be the footprints of a child. it was Atreus's footprints.

He found the young archer, after fighting off raiders and hel walkers; and would stand in front of his son.

"Atreus, where have you been? I told you to STAY ON THE PATH. We are going home."

Atreus being slightly irritated with his father's lack of trust and doubt -- he buried his heels into the snow and would confront him head on.

"If you trust me, I might be able to show you something. If we work together. Besides-- Sindri was with me THE ENTIRE TIME!"

Kratos looked over his shoulder, and would then retort.

"Trust? You have broken my trust. You are my son and you lie. Stay and we will speak more of this."

There was more urgent but pressing matters at hand, as thunder rippled and cracked in the sky; which could only mean one thing? Thor is here and he's here with a vengeance. which means? Odin isn't too far behind.

The two would arrive back into the stave, seeing dead kol-raiders and dead bounty hunters and hel-walkers scattered. Their stave is no longer protected -- which now gives Odin and the Aesir free reign to hassle them and make their journey difficult.

They would enter the cabin, shutting the door behind them and laying their weaponry by the foot of their beds, laying down and shutting their eyelids -- for whatever 'trouble' encounters them in the morning or even tonight.

Thunder bolts would strike through their roof, which awakened and alerted the Spartan and he would reach for his axe and nodded at Atreus to get his bow and arrow -- to have his quiver at the ready.

Kratos would rush to their door and would fling it open and heard the aesir make his descent.

Thunder would emit and circle around the thunder god, which caused the god of war to shout out.

"Who are you!?!"

The mysterious figure would sway his furred cape to the side; with Mjolnir tethered to his hip with lightening emitting from the hammer and his fingertips -- he proceeded to reach for his mead.

"may I come in? I have mead."

And, that's when Kratos knew it was none other than the father of Magni & Modi -- the sons of Thor that met their demise by his cursed blades from a foreign land far from here with foreign magic etched into them. The "mysterious figure" was: The God of Thunder himself, Thor. The son of Odin. who also happens to be the brother of Baldur; who shared the same fate.

Kratos was eye to eye with the deity, as he motioned with his axe for him to enter his humble abode -- his eyes not leaving Thor's blazing glowing blues; walking over to the table where Atreus had two cups ready for the men to drink. or at least a cup ready for their uninvited guest.

Thor would take a seat, raising up the bottle of mead after unscrewing the cork on it and pouring the reddish liquid into his cup and attempting to pour it into Kratos's; as a form of being gentlemanly.

Kratos stopped him after pouring the mead into his cup, making him set it down between the two of them in the center. He isn't privy to small talk or fond of it. He just wanted to know what he wanted and why he was here.

Thor: "y'know, you could of told me before I poured. Just tryin' to be polite."

Kratos would eye him sternly, as he retorted with the following. Straight to the point.

"what is it you want? I do not have what you seek. Leave my home."

it was clear why Thor was here, and it was to abstract vengeance onto the god killer that slaughtered his sons and his brother. but not until Odin says otherwise.

As ravens would then proceed to caw, it was none other than the lord of the hanged himself, Odin. Huginn and Muninn flew into his arms; which made his inkless arms appear to be inked.

The raven god would enter and would confront The God of War with the murders of his grandsons and his other son.

Odin slamming his palms atop of the wooden table.

"Now, what you did to his boys? I'll call it self defense. They were pretty useless,"

Odin would mutter to Thor, and then proceeded on.

"--But, what you did to Baldur? Not forgivable. Sure... he may have lost his mind; but he had value and now he's no longer with us-- BECAUSE OF YOU.

He was my closer, so- I'm willing to cut you a deal. I'll handle your debt with my traitorous ex; if you promise to no longer spill ANY MORE aesir blood.. and to tell HIM to stop on his quest for Tyr."

Odin's eyes averting to the young archer,

Thor: "we know what you've been up to. Stop it."

Odin would chime in, "He's dead. You understand?!"

The king of the norse gods would then continue his ploy,

"--and then we're square, seek no quarrel with us and we won't seek any with you. Kick your feet up and relax. isn't that what you want?"

Kratos thought it over, still in disbelief that his own flesh and blood lied to him about where he's been going -- and Odin's promises never last. if he tells you snow isn't white? he's lying.

"No,"

Odin wasn't too pleased to hear that, as he turned his head over his shoulder when turning his back to the retired God of War -- muttering into Thor's ear.

Odin: "--Don't take all day."

Thor nodded, before untethering his hammer from his hip as it emitted thunder and would spin it around.

Thor: "Bout time. Now--"

Thor would lunge at the Ghost of Sparta, levitating in the air as his big hand held Kratos's head with his jawline pinned against Mjolnir.

Thor: "You're new to these lands, and we have a thing called blood payments. I'll take it from you for what you did to Baldur and my sons--

You'll pick it up!"

He threw the demigod from above to hit the ice cold ground, as the god of thunder landed on his feet; and the two would spar. It could be felt throughout all the nine realms.

#kratos v thor #god of war ragnarok #like blood upon the snow ❄️ 🩸#part iii #gow thor #gow kratos #any man who disagrees? will meet mjlonir with his face #cory barlog #christopher judge #gow freya #gow odin #gow atreus #Spotify

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heartsandmuses · 3 months

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weekly lineup

for @stonyauniverse january week 3 // "nice try, canon"

for @warmandfluffybingocards // square: "free space"

marvel cinematic universe. tony stark/steve rogers. rated g. 1k.

canon-divergent au where steve and tony are still alive to lead the next generation of avengers.

— — —

Tony’s favorite thing about spending Sunday mornings in the Compound was watching Steve post the weekly team lineup.

“Alright, no pushing and shoving, this’ll be up here all week. You can take a look at it whenever you need to, okay?” Steve reminded everybody, though his gaze drifted pointedly toward the kids—the newer recruits—who were practically bouncing in their seats out of pure excitement. Slowly, Steve grabbed a Mjlonir-shaped magnet and stuck the roster in its usual spot on the fridge, backing a few steps away before he said, “Okay, it’s up! Go ahead, everyone. And remember — if your name’s at the top, you’re on-call this week, if you’re at the bottom, you’re on the reserve team, and if you’re not up there at all, you’ve got the week off.”

The words were like a starting shot, and despite Steve’s warning to take things slow, Peter, Kamala, and Kate all made a mad dash towards the list. Honestly, Tony was surprised none of them had knocked over any of the kitchen stools in their haste, though it seemed like Peter nearly tripped over himself on the way, his spidey-senses catching him just in time.

Steve looked over at Tony as if to say, can you believe this? even though he’d witnessed this exact scene play out countless times before. Tony just smiled behind his mug of coffee and offered a fond shake of his head to reply, I know.

It was a good system they had going on. Now that the rotating lineup of Avengers was growing every day, only about half the team needed to be on-call anymore, barring an actual end-of-the-universe level threat. And with so many newer, younger team members coming in, it only made sense to pair each of them up with a more experienced, more seasoned pro to learn the ropes. They trained together, they went on missions together, they learned from each other, and the next week, the newbies were partnered with someone else to repeat the process. It allowed them to hone different skills with different mentors, and see which personalities and powers meshed well together.

It was certainly working out well so far, Tony had to admit. The newer Avengers were already starting to show a ton of improvement from all of the practice and mentorship, and the older ones benefited immensely from the occasional time off. Even if all the gods and super-soldiers around here weren’t slowed down by age, they still could use the rest — missions could be just as emotionally and mentally draining as they were physically, sometimes even more so.

In any case, it sure made things a lot easier than being on-call—and on edge—24/7. Besides, there was something to be said about having a general work-life balance, something that Tony wouldn’t have even dreamed of back in the early days. Now, he was finding that it wasn’t so bad, taking some time for himself. For the people he cared about.

He exchanged another glance with his co-captain.

“Come on, move over, I wanna see!” Kamala said, stuck peering over Peter and Kate’s shoulders, the shortest of the three of them.

“Aha! I got Natasha!” Kate said, finally moving out of Kamala’s way to give Nat a high-five.

“I’m with Thor!” Kamala announced, once she found her name on the roster. “Oh, this is gonna be so cool!”

"I've got Captain Rogers!" Peter glanced at Tony with a bright grin. “And— did you see, Mr. Stark? You're not up here this week!”

“I did see, Mr. Parker,” Tony replied with a laugh. “I made that list, y’know. Well, helped make it. If I had it entirely my way, Steve and I would both be getting the week off.”

His pointed look was met with a fond eye-roll, as Steve settled into the seat next to him. “We will, soon enough,” he promised, giving Tony a gentle pat on the arm in consolation. “Once we know that the trainees can handle themselves without us.”

“Hey, c’mon, give us some credit,” Kate scoffed. “We’ve been doing great so far!”

“She’s got a point there, Cap,” Natasha chimed in. “It won’t be the end of the world if you and Tony take a vacation. And if it is, we’ll call you back in.“

“Yeah, we’ve got things covered,” Kamala said confidently.

But before anyone else could offer up their two cents on the matter, the alarm went off overhead. Over the speakers, Maria Hill announced, “We’ve found a hidden HYDRA base operating out of the Catskills. All on-call team members and trainees report to the Quinjet immediately.”

Steve stood back up, just as the rest of the team turned their attention to him, waiting for orders. “Alright, Avengers, if you wanna prove something, now’s the time. Let’s give it our best out there,” he said, gaze softening as he looked over the newer recruits, then his husband. “And depending on how it goes, we can reconsider next week’s roster.”

Tony’s expression brightened, and he couldn’t help but lean in for a brief kiss, ignoring all of the feigned gagging from the rest of the team. When he pulled back, it was with a dazzling, determined smile. “Well, you heard him, everyone — suit up and head out! It’s time to kick some ass!”

Steve gave Tony a nudge. “You wanna do the honors?”

“Oh, no, you’ve got it, sweetheart. It’s your week, anyway.”

The anticipation in the room was nearly palpable as Steve cleared his throat. “Avengers, assemble!” he called, and everybody moved at once, rushing to get ready.

As always, the kids were the first ones out the door.

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that-disabled-princess · 4 months

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"None of us know how long we have. We don't know what tomorrow holds. And Mjlonir... Mjlonir chose you. And it chose you because you're worthy."

--Thor: Love and Thunder

#the six words that completely broke me and healed my heart at the same time #''it chose you because you're worthy''#my lil disabled heart needed this #i'm worthy 🥺😭💖#i'm sobbing #brb gonna go replay this part over and over again and cry #i'm disabled and i'm worthy 😭😭#marvel #thor love and thunder #disability things

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mightethor · 1 year

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@reignthem : 013. a great ballroom during an elegant party . prompts / open.

jane didn’t really care for these kinds of parties . sure, they meant something once. gave money to actual organizations, money to further important finds in the science community .. the list goes on. now, it’s just a popularity contest between celebrities and the cream of the crop. throwing money at everything and anything. so, it may be strange considering her feelings about it, why exactly jane was there. “ these pig heads used to laugh at my work until I discovered a literal god and the einstein–rosen bridge, yeah, portals, they act like they’ve always believed in such things. “ shaking her head in blatant annoyance, not really trying to hide anything anymore.

“ so, not to bring work to the table, but I have new catchphrases I want to try out. “ she gets into a stance looking out into the distance before twirling a phantom mjlonir. “ I’m bringing the rainbow ! “

#reignthem #( I am the mighty thor ↳ answered ask. )#// sam help her

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bloatware-xl-rp · 2 years

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Isabel nervous and twitching.

"Izzy. Are you okay?" Janice 319 asked. Her raven hair pleated against her head. "You're twitching again."

The 8 foot spartan woman knelt in the dust, pulling Isabel from the port on her warthog and resting the 9inch tall tangerine girl on her thigh.

A soft thighs it was. 18 inches wide and over 36 inches around. Janice was one of the dumpiest Spartans Isabel had ever laid eyes on. Her soft belly bulged at the gaps in her Mjlonir armor. Her bum spread out in the dirt as she rested. One thigh sprawled on its side to allow the AI to rest there. Her other drawn up in an arch so she could rest her wrist over her knee.

"Just. We're outside. Its exposed out here." Isabel smiled trying not to be a bother.

"Do you...want to feed me? That always calms you down." Janice offered.

Isabel couldn't look at her. The Spartans never came out and just SAID it like that before. Even if most of the ladies in the barracks knew why they all had heftier boobs and bigger guts lately.

They all loved the little AI.

Isabel looked up, guilty as hell. She kinda did. She really really wanted to watch a strong girl eat something.

Janice reached into her rations pouch and withdrew some peanut butter cup candies. Tearing it open, Janice lowered her face, and held her hand out.

Isabel's fingers wrapped gently around Jan's trying to make it feel like she was holding her hand. Together they pushed the peanut butter cup into Janice's lips

"Mmm~ Tho gwood~" Janice purred with a mouth full of sugary mush.

Isabel cracked a smile, but said nothing.

"You're a doll. Id pet you if I could." Janice whispered.

The small orange babe shivered. Her holographic field buzzing suddenly as Janice's chocolate stained lips crackled through her projecting field sending a wobble of light through her.

"Did...you just try to kiss me?" Isabel gawked.

Leaning back, the night sky twinkling in her pale green eyes, Janice mashed two cups together, and crammed the mess of chocolate and peanut butter into her mouth.

Rubbing her belly and making a big show of squeezing her little roll of chub hanging above her hip. The soft black bits of her armor creaked loudly.

Isabel was feeling a very different, much better anxious now.

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maguro13-2 · 2 months

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Darkness Reborn ~ Origns of the Ink Demon Finale (3/10) ~

[Mjlonir Residence - Minneapolis, Minnesota]

*Door opening*

Marie Mjolnir : Finally! Home sweet home! Can't believe that was nuts after all that Skinny Dipping practice. I'd say that Skinny Dipping at the pool was a heavily influenced by world renowned skinny dipping artist Elizabeth Mably. That british girl who claims to be a naturist to skinny dip at the pool.

Azusa Yumi : Of course you say that. How did you know about that? Elizabeth Mably had debuted as the first British person in Japan to go Skinny Dipping on Japanese TV. It's not like that she was heavily influeced to do all the Skinny Dipping for us. Calling it a casual thing for the beauties of England. Well, duh. I'm glad that I am finally back in our cozy wonderland. Back where you live at. I thought you were Oceanian or something.

Marie Mjolnir : Actually, I do recommand that I have a driver's license. See this? (Shows her Drive's Id to Azusa) This is my license. I got this from the Minnesota DMV, not being Oceanian, eh? Guess what, I was actually from a place called Scandinavia.

Azusa Yumi : Yeah, that's what I thought.

Marie Mjolnir : You used to live in Japan or Oceania, but now you live here in the Twin Cities of Minnesota. Say, does the name "Mjolnir" is, umm, swedish?

Azusa Yumi : You tell me. I have no idea that is why you are always such a poser to think that you lived oceania or Japan.

Marie Mjolnir : Hey, what can I say? I'm a Minnesota Vikings fan! (I used to work for the Minnesota Vikings as a cheerleader over year when I was a high school student.

(we then show Marie Mjolnir dressed as a Vikings cheerleader)

Marie Mjolnir : How does it look?

Azusa Yumi : Kinda look hot in that tiny miniskirts!

Marie Mjolnir : !?

*DBZ SFX : STRONG PUNCH!*

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Marie Mjolnir : Never say a thing from Colonel Mustang. Anyway, I wonder what's on TV? (turns on TV to show the NFL)

Azusa Yumi : Finally something good on the sports channel. This is the best time I ever watched since the romance Channel! This is awesome!

Marie Mjolnir : Guess you're right about that! Here comes the old team, the Vikings! I can't wait to see them good after watching soap-opera stuff! School's Coolio about that!

Vikings leader : READY, DOWN, HUT-(TV BUZZING)

Marie Mjolnir : Hey, what gives!? Stupid TV! (bangs on the TV) Be more funny!

Azusa Yumi : You know that's not gonna work.

Crona Lawrence (As seen on TV) : Citizens of Real World AU. I am Crona Lawrence, son of the prophet Sammy Lawrence.

[Anxiety - Teruhiko Nakagawa]

Marie Mjolnir : Woah! Is that Crona?

Azusa Yumi : And he looks different with long hair. Wait a sec...You didn't tell me there were two Cronas. I'm not mistaken...If the Crona that we knew is a female, then this Other Crona is the twin brother!

Marie Mjlonir : You mean like two Cronas!? There's no way that can't be right, I thought the only Crona that whom Maka gave her heart to.

Azusa Yumi : Oh yes. We were wrong all along.

Crona Lawrence : (broadcasting) I finally understand why sister wanted to take on destroying the planet that is indeed the heartless attention on destroying the Kusakabe Legacy. I don't care if you ever wanted bring an end to this planet, sister. I'm gonna let you know that the Gorgon Sisters who were using were just criminals who committed a sin. They were truly responsible for their crimes humanity and the witches their selves. The reason why they wanted Crona to become a God, because they were using Heartless as a diversion to put an end to their so-called jealousy. That's because their hearts were scarred with envy.

Marie Mjolnir : Scarred with Envy? So it was Ansem that set up everything, who knew that he was using our hearts to bring the darkness over our planet?

Azusa Yumi : It's good enough that the Gorgon Numbskulls weren't that stupid enough to fool us with a bunch of heartlesses, but I still don't know that why is there a second Crona.

Crona Lawrence : If truly knew about my sister's whereabouts of her being the user of Black Blood, then I suggested that black blood is the cells of the Ink Demon's blood, which the Gorgon Sisters stole from the Ink Demon's royal bloodline.

Marie Mjolnir : The idiot author of Soul World must've set us up with those crazy stories! Black Blood is the Ink Demon's blood that was stolen from a royal bloodline belonging to Bendy and his spouse, Inky Albarn!

Azusa Yumi : AKA Black Blood Maka!

Marie Mjolnir : I can't believe that the kids were bunch of arrogant noggins. Why didn't they tell us before now?

Crona Lawrence : (broadcasting) As long as I am broacasting this to the public all over the world, you will now give me the answer on telling me one important thing, where is my sister Crona, the younger one that I am looking for!

Maka : What!? You mean Crona is your sister!?

Sammy Lawrence : Crona Lawrence! Why that traitor! I can't believe that he would come back just to show his face around the earth!

Inky Jr : Well, well, well. If it ain't that pesky rebellious man, Crona Lawrence.

Maka : Jr. You know this person?

Inky Jr : Yes, before the Crona you knew and everyone else was born that is his younger sister, Crona Lawrence, once a beautiful man and he was the proposed lover that mother ever wanted to be with. He was the first human son created by my father's prophet and he would determine king of Humanity. He was the mastermind behind Inky Albarn's betrayal to humankind and Witchkind, and he fooled you into believing that Inky Evans has betrayed you. But I was wrong, he stood there by your side and Evans himself was really a good after all.

Inky Albarn : Crona Lawrence! Where have you been after 70 years! How long was inside the shop for what? You recked my entire life, I shouldn't marry to a human traitor like you! I thought the only person that I cared about what's not people, but Bendy is the one that I married and I gave birth to the child that he ever wanted!

Maka Albarn : Okay, Jr! I understand now! You were right and we were wrong! Were wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Are you happy now that I spoke out to the truth! I was so busy of being the hero of a crazy story that I was in, but in reality, I was nothing more than a random girl living in between Earth and Jupiter! I just wanted to be a hero and that's all I could do for you!

Inky Jr : Rhetorical I might say that, cause that's what's happening in my whole life!

[Escape From the Destruction - Jun Senoue, Richard Jacques]

(uses his feather pen to create combat aircrafts)

Inky Jr : Everyone! Hop aboard! Our story's not over yet! Everyone prepare for take off!

*Engines roaring*

Inky Jr : Here we go!

*JET ROARING*

Inky Jr : Nobody takes the royal bloodline that is in vain! So I...Inky Jr will protect his bloodline at cost. A Demon always keeps his pride and this what I was fighting for! It's time for a real story to end!

Maka : Grim!

Grim (Metal Sonic) : Don't worry about me, Maka! You are the heir to the Phantonian race! We have a planet to save!

Maka : Roger that, Grim!

Inky Jr : Full speed ahead!

"Inky Albarn...Please, Destroy The Prophet's son."

"That's an order that I promised to you."

Inky Albarn : Dear consort...You are...alive?

~ 108th Scene : The Prince of Darkness ~