"Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing."
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Steve, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Clint: But Steve, we don't smoke.
Steve: Cut the crap, Clint. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Steve: *points at Tony* One! *points at Thor* Two! *points at Natasha* Three! *points at Bruce* Four! *points at Clint* Five!
Steve: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Tony: *puts a cigarrette in Steve's hand*
Steve: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Live Action Sequel Finals: Thor: Ragnarok v Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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Is this accurate?!
I know Tom Hiddleston is taller than Mark Ruffalo, but this seems like a lot?
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Tatiana Maslany is such a fucking powerhouse of an actress they could have just given her some green facepaint, shot her like Lucy lawless in Xena and maybe stuck her on a box every time she walked through a doorway and I would have bought it with my whole heart
She did not deserve to be done dirty like this
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Crona studying the same stuff as the rest of the class kinda suggests they've got some smarts about them, which suggests Crona did more than sit comatose, tortured, manslaughtering.
It's a nice thought that maybe Ragnarok laid off being a nuisance when it came to reading because he found it entertaining too maybe. The two of them sneaking into stores to read magazines, or the comic strips in news papers, or squabbling over what genre of book to read next.
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