Happy Birthday
James Rhodes (6th October 1968)
Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Tony: I’ll never get married.
Steve: I used to think that about myself too, but now I’m married to my best friend!
Tony: … [Looks at Rhodes]
Rhodes: Don’t even think about it.
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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours
rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?
tony:
tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now
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rhodeytony morning cuddles for @shanastoryteller, thank you for your support ♡
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This part of the film will always be funny you can tell they’re best friends they spend so much time arguing about where to go their friendship is everything
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tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes
rhodey, glancing up: yes?
tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.
rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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Natasha: I'm so sorry we put you in the middle of this Carol. But I'm also glad you were here.
Carol: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
Rhodes: Welcome to the Avengers compound.
Tony: [pops champagne]
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tony: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?
rhodey: experience
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