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scavengerssuccotash · 4 months

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How do Clint and Nat handle each other when they’re sick/injured? Who’s the better patient?

Have you ever seen a donkey that refuses to budge?

Have you ever seen two of them?

Well, that’s Strike Team Delta in a nutshell.

Just two asses.

Clint’s a complete menace. Pulling out IVs, back talking the doctors, screaming his plans for brutal murder in shiver inducing detail when they try to put a catheter in. (“Do you know how fucking easy it to pop my thumb into your eye?! I do! Did it last week you fucker!”)

Honestly he’s what the Docs like to call a chihuahua. Really he’s all bark and no bite because he folds as soon as they drop the levels on his morphine.

Natasha on the other hand is really the one they have to watch out for. It’s always the quiet ones. She takes the bulk of her medical treatment through gritted teeth and the far off grizzled stare of a Vietnam vet. She only accepts it because she has such a high respect for her body and the understanding that it needs to be in top shape in order for her to continue working. She might not call the doctor a shriveled micro-penis masochist to his face like Clint but everyone sure as hell knows that she does not want to be there.

If they are EVER in medical together, well may god have mercy on the medical staff. Director Fury is expecting a slew of Resignation letters.

It’s for these reasons that they tend to help themselves or each other with their battle wounds. Natasha with her Red Room background is perfectly fine handling her injuries herself but after crashing out of a two story window she is thankful to have Clint there to help pluck glass out of her back and stitch her up. He’s gentle, quick and efficient thanks to his military background which she admires and appreciates.

Natasha’s not as tender handed but she’s observant and mindful enough to keep on him about changing his bandages. Her bed side manners might be shit but she sure as hell saved his life from infection more than a couple of times.

Clint’s not a baby when he is sick but he sure as heck refuses to take time off for it. Luckily he doesn’t get sick that often. The Barton gut of steel will do that.

Nat on the other hand, on the rare chance that she does get sick, it knocks her flat on the ass. Clint’s found her more than a few times huddled under the blankets with tissues up her nose and whimpering. Clint, despite how mean he is to SHIELDs medical staff, must’ve picked up something from him because he is the picture perfect image of a mothering hen. Hot soups, compresses, fuzzy socks, and teas, Nat might as well call him Momma Barton! It’s the only time though that Clint can truly baby her without her sassy back talk so he goes all out. He even helped her shower after she puked on herself, which was nice. Nat didn’t know how romantic it could be to shower with someone without the expectation of sex.

Thanks for asking!

#ask me #clintasha #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel #fandom #sick headcanon #injury headcanon #personal

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themculibrary · 11 months

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Clint And Natasha (Clintasha) Masterlist 4

part one, part two, part three

And to hide that would be so dishonest (ao3) - Secret Identity (magnetgirl) T, 7k

Summary: On SHIELD orders, Clint and Natasha attend a four day couples retreat at a winery for the holidays. They find more than they expected.

Baby Don't You Want To Go (ao3) - Saelind T, 5k

Summary: Natasha does not like Chicago. But Chicago helps her, in so many small ways, to understand Clint Barton.

Back to You (ao3) - chezamanda T, 531

Summary: After all is said and done, Natasha knows who she can turn to.

burnt toast sunday (ao3) - ashlearose13 M, 16k

Summary: Clint tattoos people for a living, but he wouldn't be able to put up with all of the infinity symbols if it weren't for coffee. Specifically, coffee made by Natasha Romanov. The girl he has a real life, big-boy crush on.

or, the tattoo shop/coffee shop/plant??/ballet mega-au that no one asked for.

Dear Natasha (fanfiction.net) - javct T, 3k

Summary: After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."

Grumpy Coffee Kitten (ao3) - rebelmeg harley/shuri, mj/peter, bucky/darcy, clint/natasha T, 26k

Summary: When Clint Barton, the owner of Bean There, Brew That, takes off on an extended vacation, he leaves his coffee shop in the hands of his trusted sidekick, Darcy Lewis. Darcy is not prepared for this, but that’s not going to stop her from keeping the shop going, keeping her sassy baristas in line, and maybe getting a tiny bit smitten with the new regular that started showing up, looking like a sleepy assassin and cooing at his coffee.

Bucky Barnes is a former soldier trying to deal with the effects of PTSD, at the encouragement of his best friend and not-actually-a-therapist Sam Wilson. It might have been sort of an accident the first time he steps into Bean There, Brew That, but it’s a first step in a really good direction. He likes the coffee shop, he likes the people that run it, and he definitely likes the sugar-soaked monstrosities that they make for him on a daily basis.

What could possibly go wrong with putting a recovering veteran in the hands of a bunch of sarcastic baristas with access to legally addictive stimulants? The answer is… not much, actually.

In the Red (ao3) - enigmaticblue T, 2k

Summary: Natasha has a lot of blood on her hands, but she hates the feeling.

Iridescent (ao3) - kibbledor T, 6k

Summary: Natasha has been terrified six times in her life, and she runs it like a cycle in her mind to remind herself that she has always seen worse. When Clint falls into a coma, however, she thinks perhaps she hasn’t known terror at all.

Keep Her In the Air (When She Ought to Fall Down) (ao3) - Telaryn E, 8k

Summary: Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff were born - and in Natasha's case bred - to serve the Alliance. No one cared when they began sleeping together; under Alliance law an Operative like Natasha could take as many sexual partners as she liked so long as it didn't interfere with her duties.

A baby would interfere. As would the very deep and very illegal feelings growing between the Operative and her favorite sniper.

Now married and on the run for a new life on the Rim, with a baby due literally any moment, Clint and Natasha cross paths with the crew of Serenity.

like a clock in a thunderstorm (ao3) - shellybelle E, 3k

Summary: Natasha is a quiet mind raised in silence, Clint a whirlwind raised in chaos. In the early days of their partnership they are drowning under the weight of unanswered questions, and when the heavens open, Natasha breaks, and Clint is a good man after all.

Observing and Listening (ao3) - execution_empress G, 1k

Summary: Tony notices something about two certain master assassins and Bruce joins in observing.

Of Languages (ao3) - QueenRiley N/R, 8k

Summary: After a life spent immersed in secrets, it was difficult to let go and learn to live without them.

Our Last Days (ao3) - enigma731 G, 1k

Summary: The property looks mostly abandoned, the fields barren, save for occasional patches of lanky corn stalks, growing rebelliously toward the sky. A few yards away to her right is the skeleton of a rusted-out car, like a sun-bleached skull in the desert. But there’s something about the house--faded white, with a dramatically sloped roof and a long porch--that resonates in Natasha's bones, that undeniably belongs to Clint.

Or, the obligatory 'Clint has a farm' fic.

Say Anything (Else) (ao3) - enigma731 T, 5k

Summary: "I got married." Clint glances down at the ring on his hand, the exaggerated nonchalance of the movement telling Natasha that his surprise is feigned. He’s been waiting for her to ask. "Her name is Bobbi, and I'm pretty sure she's the smartest woman I've ever met."

“So you met her three weeks ago,” Natasha says slowly, trying to put the pieces together in her mind, “and you fell in love and you married her in that time, while also working a S.H.I.E.L.D. op?” She can’t quite keep the skepticism out of her voice.

In which Clint is a car crash, and Natasha learns what it means to be a supportive partner.

Snippets of Life by Fantom Of The Fiction - Fantom Of The Fiction T, 8k

Summary: You know, Nat has naturally red hair. She likes to lay in bed on rainy mornings. She has this spot on the back of her neck she likes me to rub. You know, Clint’s hands may look hard and tired, but I have only ever known them as soft and warm. And he seems to like to fall asleep on his stomach. And he has this ridiculous habit of stopping for coffee everywhere we go. Major fluff.

The Company You Keep (ao3) - geckoholic E, 8k

Summary: The first time doesn't really count for either of them. They don't glorify it in hindsight or put more into it than what it was: playing with fire, slowly dragging your hand over a flame you know could burn you alive.

Clint and Natasha get to know each other in the biblical sense the first time they meet and don’t catch feelings until later.

The Last Great Border Town Hotel (ao3) - ignipes T, 4k

Summary: Natasha has a lot of weapons in her arsenal. Trust hasn't always been one of them.

the world's a little blurry (without you) (ao3) - DeltaLaurier T, 3k

Summary: Natasha falls into a coma, and the team (but mostly Clint) copes by writing letters to her.

what a wicked game to play (to make me feel this way) (ao3) - taylorswift M, 60k

Summary: After you win the Games, you lose.

the hunger games au.

with your finger on the world (ao3) - ashen_key T, 4k

Summary: "We use their own weapons against them,” you say. “Humans are very good at killing each other, particularly from a distance. It'd be a shame not use the capability after they've so helpfully provided it, don't you think?”

Loki grins, the expression as bright and blinding as new snow. “I like the way you think, Agent Romanoff.”

OR: Natasha has a specific skill set; Loki heartwashes her at the New Mexico research centre, and events turn out very differently.

#themculibrary #mcu #marvel #clint barton #natasha romanoff #clintasha #clintasha masterlist #masterlists #f/m

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insomniac-astronomer · 2 years

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prompts 10 and 20 with natasha?

Natasha Romanoff x Reader: Hide and Seek

AAAAAHHHH YEEESSSS! I was having a terrible night but now I'M SO EXCITED! Thank you anon <3

Prompts: "Don't fall." and "How'd you lose a shoe?"

Description: Reader and Natasha are forced into one of Tony's ridiculous parties. Superheroes playing hide and seek? Hm.

Gender: no pronouns used but reader is referred to as "Lady"

WARNINGS: none!

*not my gif* (i <3 sassy nat)

"But I'm tired!" You flop onto Natasha's bed dramatically.

"Yeah, so am I, but Tony won't let us live it down if we don't go." She is tying the belt of her kick-ass striped flare pants. And you get to hug her all night.

She grabs your arm. "C'mon," she literally drags you up and you groan.

Per usual, the two of you are the last to arrive.

"There they are!" Tony shouts. "Fashionably late. Again."

"You're lucky I'm here at all." You mutter under your breath.

"Lady Y/N, come see these wonderful candies!" Thor beckons you away from Natasha, of whom you were clinging onto very tightly.

Reluctantly, you unattach yourself from your girlfriend and stalk over to Thor, who is holding out a bowl of-

"Pixie sticks?" You give him a look. "Who gave you these?"

"Clint Barton." He smiles.

You turn and find Hawkeye. "Really? You have him sticks of sugar?"

"He's a god, probably won't affect him. Had to take them from my kids." Clint shrugs.

Well, if they're out. You take a red stick, rip it open, and tilt the whole thing in your mouth at once like it's a shot. You don't like alcohol. Sugar is the next best thing sometimes.

"I propose we play some games." Tony speaks up above everyone.

A few annoyed "ugh"s come from the Avengers, but this does not deter him.

"Hide and seek!" He flourishes his hands and takes a bow before sitting back down.

"Um, no." Clint smacks him with a drumstick.

"What is this game you speak of?" Thor asks.

"Everyone hides and one person has to try and find everyone." You explain. "It's a kids' game."

"And I am a kid at heart." Tony adds. "Team bonding, we're doing it."

"What's in it for us?" Natasha speaks up.

"How about you play the game and I won't tell FRIDAY to turn off your room's air conditioning?" Tony smirks.

Natasha rolls her eyes.

"Alright, fine." Steve says. "Let's just do it, then."

"Great!" Tony stands up. "You all go hide, I'll count to 100."

"Why do you get to count?" You grumble.

"Air conditioning," he whispers.

"Fine." You quickly flip him off.

"1," Tony suddenly shouts, scaring you. The group shares a few looks and shrugs before Thor is the first to walk away.

You cling back onto Natasha's arm and start to drag her away. She shakes you off.

"I'm not hiding with you."

"What? Why?" You give her puppy eyes.

She laughs. "Your loud breathing will give me away!"

"I don't breathe loud!" You are very offended.

"Sure you don't." She gives you a sly smile.

"Well, I don't want to hide with you anyway." You fold your arms and walk in the opposite direction

And you keep walking.

Down three very, very empty hallways. Why are there no hiding places in this entire building?!

Finally, you stumble into the kitchen. You suddenly remember that Wanda had gone on a cleaning spree yesterday and emptied two of the cabinets.

Perfect.

You are too far away to hear Tony counting anymore so you quickly crouch down and open the door.

"Hey!" Natasha whisper-shouts. You stare in shock. "This is my hiding place, go away!"

"This is the only place I could think of!" You whisper. "Where am I supposed to go?"

"Too bad, I got here first." Natasha flicks her hand against your arm and shuts the cabinet door.

Where are you supposed to go now?

"Mr. Stark has reached 100 and is actively seeking." FRIDAY announces.

Ah, shit. Okay. Any enclosed spaces around here?

Then, your eye catches the tiny space above the fridge. It's dark and no one would think to look up there.

You definitely very gracefully climb onto the countertop and push yourself onto the fridge. You swing your leg up to try and stay on but end up slipping back down.

Again, you jump and your leg stays in place this time, but your sandal is about to fall off. You shimmy the rest of the way up, desperately trying to hold onto the sandal with your foot. Just as you start to sit down, the sandal slips to the ground with a soft thud.

Natasha's cabinet opens slightly to see the commotion.

She lets out a surprised laugh. "Don't fall."

You roll your eyes. "Thanks for the confidence."

She closes the cabinet again and you wait in silence.

Only a few seconds later, you hear footsteps coming from down the hall. You definitely can't get the shoe in time.

Tony rounds the corner and immediately sees the shoe. But instead of looking up, he looks right at Natasha's cabinet.

"Haha, found you!" He triumphantly yells. "Lost a shoe," he kicks the shoe toward her.

"That's not mine." Natasha says smugly, absolutely meaning for you to hear that.

Tony does an evil laugh. "Y/N, I'm coming for you."

Natasha stands up against the counter as Tony starts searching the other cabinets. She makes eye contact with you and grins. You stick your tongue out.

"Where in hell-" Tony stops mid sentence, eyeing where Natasha had been looking. "There you are! Two down!"

He leaves the room. Natasha comes over to the fridge as you start to untangle your limbs so you can get down.

"I hate you." You mutter. "You're the worst."

"I know." She smirks. "How'd you lose a shoe?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." You jump down from the counter and trip.

"How many pixie sticks did you have?" Natasha laughs.

"Shut up!" You ram your shoulder into her arm but a smile is growing on your face.

💫

Once everyone was found, Tony picked the next counter. Well, you bribed him by saying you would pretend not to find him until last.

Before you close your eyes, you give Natasha an 'I'm gonna get you back' look. She raises her eyebrows like 'oh, really? try.'

You count to a hundred, skipping the sixties because the numbers were starting to loose meaning in your head.

Immediately after FRIDAY makes the announcement, you are on a mission. You start heading to Natasha's room first and find Bruce hiding behind a plant.

Natasha's room is a dud, but on your way to the living room you find Thor hiding in a pile of laundry.

The only person in the living room is Tony. He hid between the cushions, only his arc reactor's glow gave him away. He complained that you broke his agreement.

Steve, Bucky, and Rhodes were lamely making an attempt in the training room.

Wanda was in a chandelier over the stairs. You argued that it was an invalid spot because no everyone could fly. Tony disagreed and you continued.

Clint was in a vent. Obviously.

Vision was levitating behind a curtain. You argued against that, too.

And then you realized you found everyone except Natasha. You give yourself a little kick. You let her win.

You checked everywhere, right? Living room, hallways, workout room, her bedroom, your bedroom. . . .

You forgot the kitchen. Dammit. Of course.

You walk with a purpose to the kitchen and right over to her cabinet. Of course she would hide in the same spot to trick you. You open the door but it's empty. Then, you hear something fall to the ground behind you.

A shoe.

You look up and there she is. On the fridge.

You burst into laughter.

"You're right." She says as she starts climbing down. "This is a good spot if you don't drop your shoe."

"You literally gave me away!" You exclaim.

"That's a matter of opinion." She sassily leans up against the fridge.

"Nat!" You yell with a smile.

"Ready to go to sleep?" Natasha finally stops her teasing.

"Absolutely not!" You give her a challenging look. "I'm not done until I beat you."

Thanks for reading and THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for my first request! Don't steal, not joking 👀

Buy me a coffee?

#natasha x you #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel x reader #marvel x y/n #avengers x y/n #avengers x you #avengers x reader #natasha romanoff #fanfictions #fluff #natasha x reader #natasha romanoff fanfic

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 5 months

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THIS JUST IN: SPIDER-MAN'S... CANCELLED?!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52212523 by alexndr_writes Peter had expected the hardest thing about being a superhero to be the whole, you know, not dying in battle aspect. Then the Internet had to get involved. A fic full of: Parasocial relationships, purple hair, and Peter having to tell everyone for the millionth time that serial stalking Spider-Man because they think he's 'queerbaiting' is literally so weird. Like, get a life. Words: 2963, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 4 of The Hair Dye Chronicles Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Wanda Maximoff Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Avengers Team & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Hair Dyeing, Good Friend Ned Leeds, Protective Michelle Jones (Marvel), Social Commentary, parasocial relationships, Crack Treated Seriously, Kidnapping, Kidnapped Peter Parker, you know that one Jessie creepy connie ep, Protective Tony Stark, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Attempt at Humor, Sassy Peter Parker, it's 2023 let men be sassy, Nail Polish, I wrote this having intense wisdom teeth pain, why did I write this? I honestly don't know read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52212523

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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carcrash429 · 1 year

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Fic Rec Friday

(template acquired from @sugaraddictarchangels)

A Good Feeling by dentalfloss [no tumblr] (Words: 81,313 - Chapters: 10/10)

Rated: Teen+

Warnings: None

Relationships: None

Summary:

“You work for SHIELD” Barton spat the agencies title at Coulson as though it were the nastiest cuss he knew. “We have nothing more to talk about.” Which was all good and fine, except-

“I have some things to discuss with you, actually,” Tony said and Clint’s bruised and swollen gaze turned towards him. “Many things. Nice things,” he tagged on when Clint’s gaze narrowed darkly. The kid might be passing out in slow motion before them but Tony was well aware he was still a threat and he made no move to approach. “Let me help,” he insisted anyway.

Or: the one where Clint may be a pretty formidable assassin for hire, but he was broke and his brother needed help he couldn’t afford so he needed a legitimate job for a little while. How fortunate Stark Tower was hiring.

Notes + Quotes:

Look okay, at this point y'all know I love a good Clint-centric gen fic and this is actually one of the best ones out there.

the plot is interesting the side characters are great the characterization of Clint is *amazing* I ADORE this characterization of Clint. Holy. Shit. I love a good story about competent Clint and honestly? Competent Clint Shmompetent Clint, this is tagged with BAMF Clint and Genius Clint and that's almost underselling it?? He is PHENOMENAL.

He steals textbooks to read for funsies:

“Technology, Science, and Common Sense,” he read the title aloud, and flipped the cover open to scan the index. This looked like it had a lot of math and mechanics. His favourite kind. He kicked his boots up on Barney’s bed and began.

He does absurdly cool fighting moves:

“Did you just deflect the bullet back at him with your nunchucks?” Tony demanded, because there was no way this guy was fast enough—

“He had tells as big as your ego,” Ronin said, re-holstering the weapon and looking at his arm briefly, like he was casually checking that it was still attached before he moved on."

He's allllllllways paying attention:

Sam pointed out, thinking about how the guy, who might be twenty, had kept an eye on them the entire time they’d been within line of sight. Tony might not have noticed, but Sam was highly trained, and he’d seen the way they’d been checked out through the reflections in the kitchen appliances.

He's a sassy little shit:

“Yes, the blinding-beacon of Truth, Justice, and the American Way ran into this bathroom, a room with only one exit, to escape his stalkers. Clearly he’s a paragon of strategic planning.”

He's righteously grumpy and defensive:

“We thought we saw Steve Rogers—” She started, and Clint cut her off.

“Considering this is the second time I’ve met you, and both times you’ve been trying to find the guy after nine at night, I think you should take some time to deeply consider that you’re bordering on stalking tendencies and recognize that that is both a crime and fucked-up.”

I don't have a description for this one it just makes me laugh:

“So, a person with a bow and arrow showed up and killed Gamashin, basically saving all of your lives, and then ran like hell because, what, he doesn’t actually like us?”

And he is desperately, DESPERATELY, in need of no-strings-attached kindness someone please give this man a hug:

“No. You can tell her yourself if you come for dinner,” Anton suggested. Clint tripped over nothing. Dinner? Like at someone’s house? They must be crazy inviting him. Or maybe they were contract killers playing the long game. Who also knew he’d one day end up working at Stark Tower. They could be pre-cog contract killers.

Also the reveal at the end where they all find out who he is / what he's been up to is so, SO satisfying just *chef's kiss*

#fic rec #clint barton #hawkeye #ronin

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ironstrangeao3 · 1 year

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Marvel University

by zenotriv

Tony has gotten a... interesting invitation from Marvel University. He gets into a dorm room with one of the boys playing in the marching band, going by the name Scott Lang.

Tony thinks everything is fine. Whats the worst that could happen?

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Completed: No

Words: 852, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of ACU, Part 2 of MCU

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Quill, Stephen Strange, Scott Lang, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Peter Parker, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Scott Lang/Peter Quill, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov (SIBLINGS)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Canon-Typical Violence, Fist Fights, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family, Scott Lang Needs a Hug, Sassy Peter Quill, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Protective Stephen Strange, Possessive Behavior, Gay, Everyone Is Gay, Not Scott Lang Friendly

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46773169

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #fanfic #ao3

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winters-hysteria · 1 year

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i got a dm request to write the gender bent versions of marvel characters, so i'm gonna do the avengers + rocket!

(not doing thor because i physically can't think of anything for him)

steve rogers:

stephanie (or steph) rogers.

she'd probably have short-ish blonde hair, and only be a couple inches shorter than steve is.

natasha romanoff:

nathan (or nate) romanoff.

he'd have a more alternative hairstyle (fluffy and longish) and he'd keep the reddish colour. he'd definitely be taller than nat (about 5'8") but his body type is slim like nat

clint barton:

claire barton!

she keeps her medium length hair back in a loose pony to keep it from her eyes. she is every bit as muscled and bulky as clint is. she's also the same height

tony stark:

tasha. tasha stark.

slightly shorter than tony with fluffy shoulder length hair that she doesn't bother to tame

wanda maximoff:

will maximoff.

he has buzzed reddish hair and a tall, strong stature.

james buchanan barnes: jamie b. barnes.

they all call her j.b. or jamie b.

she has shoulder length hair and a muscley stature

bruce banner:

i feel like he'd be called beth banner

and fitting with the show's theme, she is skinny in her normal body, but strong, tall n bulky when she is hulk. longish black hair and she is short

vision:

still vision! but she has a softer looking face although her voice sounds more like FRIDAY instead of JARVIS

rocket:

still rocket because that's a badass name.

still maintains his sassy fucking attitude, all that changes is his voice, which is more feminine but still low and has a definite lilt to it, though no one knows from where

sam wilson:

sadie wilson

i love this name so much

she has long, long braids. she is so pretty. sassiest avenger

#rocket gotg #genderbending #genderbent mcu #mcu #7-up tag #7 up tag #james buchanan barnes #bucky barnes #sam wilson #avengers #steve rogers #bruce banner #wanda maximoff #tony stark #clint barton #natasha romanoff #JARVIS #FRIDAY #marvel

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itsagentromanoff · 3 months

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Clint: Look, I owe you both an apology. Tony, I underestimated your honesty. And Nat, I underestimated your instincts.

[Tony and Natasha share a look]

Tony: Yeah, I’m gonna need a lot more from you than that.

Clint: Fine. You’re a good friend, even if you are a thirsty-ass bitch.

#original: brooklyn nine nine #robert downey jr #scarlett johansson #jeremy renner #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #sassy clint barton #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

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mirkwoodshewolf · 2 years

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Hey brother; Maximoff twins x sister reader

*Author’s note*

Hello all here I am with yet another request. Now this one comes from a special tumblr user whose comments not only bring me joy when I see them, but also little personal inbox messages of good wishes and hellos fill my days with happiness. @topstory21 this fic is for you, thank you for your patience with this fic and I hope you enjoy it darling!

Warnings/basic synopsis: Nothing but pure fluff. I do NOT own the song, reader is around 12-13yrs old.

Taglist:

@plethora-of-things

@waddles03

@psychosupernatural

@ixchel-9275

@queen-paladin

@jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels

@queensdivas

@austynparksandpizza

@peter-parkers-cullen-nerd

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Today was a very special day. A day that we hadn’t been able to celebrate in—god knows how long. Today mark’s a very special day for two very special people in my life, yep it’s my big brother and sister’s 20th birthday.

In fact this is the first birthday they’ve been able to celebrate in a while. Well when you volunteer to be HYDRA’s experiments, they don’t exactly care how old you get nor want to celebrate a simple birthday. But it’s been a year now since my siblings and I joined the Avengers and they’ve decided to throw a party for my brother Pietro and my sister Wanda.

Now bear in mind we’re not talking about your typical Stark parties with thousands of people you don’t even know, loud music, flashing lights, etc. No this was just going to be an intimate party with just members of the team, some minor alcohol for the grown-ups and Capri-sun’s for me (what I happen to like that drink. Probably my favorite American drink in the whole world).

However I had run into a small—well not really small but not huge problem. Anyway my problem was that I had no idea what to get my brother and sister for their birthday and time was ticking. I couldn’t really afford anything expensive (like some new running shoes my brother was eyeing last week, or the scarlet red necklace my sister spotted when we went to our first American mall).

“Hey kid, you doin alright?” Clint’s voice spoke up. I turned to look at him and said.

“Yes, yes. Everything is fine Mr. Barton.”

“I appreciate your manners but you know you can call me Clint right, Mr. Barton makes me feel old.”

“Better not let Pietro hear you admit that.” I teased.

“Please don’t remind me.” He groaned softly before sitting down beside me. “But back to the subject, you seemed pretty deep in thought about something.”

“It’s nothing too difficult. Just—thinking about what to give Pietro and Wanda for their birthday tonight. Can’t really go out and buy anything now.”

“Well you know—birthdays aren’t just about the gifts or the loud music or the booze. Though I ask you kindly to not try any alcohol tonight.”

“I promise I won’t drink anything. God I take one sip of vodka by accident and everybody goes ‘what this is crazy!?’”

“Anyways, I’ve learned that homemade gifts are always the prize winner. Why do you think I keep my daughter Lila’s poems hidden in one of my drawers in a journal?”

“She does write beautiful poems.”

“Yeah she—wait so it’s been you sneaking around in my room?!”

“I get bored staying here all day while you all are on missions.”

“Oh you little—” just as he reached out for me I used my phasing powers which allowed his hands to go through me. He kept trying to grab me so he could tickle me or pull me close to give me a hard noogie, but each time he tried to touch me, his hands just went through me like sand through your fingers. “You know it’s unfair that your powers allow you to escape your well-deserved punishments.”

“I’d consider myself lucky. If most kids and teens could do what I can, they’d get away with anything.”

“And god helps parents like me if my kids ever learned that.”

“I’ll spare you the backache and not teach them.”

“Watch it kid I get enough old man jokes from your brother, I don’t need your sassy mouth either.”

“Okay Clint. Now what were you saying earlier about homemade gifts?”

“Oh right yeah. They’re usually better than any expensive jewelry, old fashioned guitar, or some rare collector’s item. Because they have more heart and love in them than anything else in the world.”

It was then I remembered long ago before we joined in with Hydra, I remembered having made Pietro and Wanda birthday cards from old newspaper clippings and magazines I’d find. Or play a song using whatever item or trash I could find to play as an instrument.

“I gotta go!” I quickly said racing out of the living room and into mine. I grabbed my guitar and quickly began with some random chords until I found the right tune to play before finally working on some song lyrics. And I worked and worked all day, not once coming out until it was party time.

As promised by Stark, only close members of the team showed up to the party, there was music playing on the speakers but nothing too loud that you couldn’t hear what the other person was saying. And of course my favorite Capri sun’s were all aligned at the kid’s bar all mine for the taking.

“Everything alright (Y/n)?” I looked up and there stood Vision.

“Yeah, yeah Vis everything is fine. Just standing here with my Capri sun’s, making sure no one else claims them, especially Thor.”

“I took a second counting of the presents and noticed that you hadn’t placed yours with the rest. If you’d like I’d be willing to share credit with mine. After all without your help I wouldn’t have found the gift Wanda would like.”

“It’s alright Vision. Besides my gift isn’t something I bought, I—sorta made it last minute for them.”

“Ahh yes. Homemade gifts, those are indeed more personal and I’m sure your brother and sister will like it.” I sipped my Capri sun and said after finishing it off.

“But if you do wish to give me credit, I’d be willing to take that credit as me being the Ring bearer for yours and Wanda’s wedding.” I stated which I swear would’ve made Vision’s face grow redder if he didn’t quickly abort himself from the conversation, claiming he wished to mingle with the others. I shook my head playfully and sucked up the last remaining bits of my Capri sun.

“Alright folks cake time and then presents!” Stark proclaimed as a very large cake was rolled out.

“Yes about time I was about to go crazy over not having my first American made cake!” Pietro exclaimed.

“Alright Speedy-Gonzales slow your roll.” Stark said. The candles were already lit up (they were those sparkler ones that you see on the 4th of July). We all gathered around and proceeded to sing happy birthday to them before they blew out the candles.

After cake (and trying to calm Pietro down from his sugar rush of having American cake for the first time), it was present time. First up was Natasha who gave my sister some new jackets and for Pietro she got him cologne that he had been eyeing last time we went to the mall.

Next Vision presented his gift to Wanda which was the necklace she had longed for. Her eyes widened as she took it in her hand and said.

“Vis.”

“I understand you’ve wanted this necklace for a long while and I umm….if you don’t like it or it’s too much I kept the receipt.”

“No Vision. I love it. Thank you.” Her hand gently came on top of his as the two stared at each other. A gaze filled with such love and longing that Pietro got in between them and said.

“Alright Mr. Synthezoid robot. You may be on our side but that doesn’t give you the right to flirt with my sister.”

“Oh and flirting with every female agent that comes by does?” questioned Wanda.

“Okay so who’s next?” asked Stark before things got ugly.

“I-I’ll go next.” I softly volunteered.

“Absolutely sestra, I would’ve thought you would go first! Took you long enough.” Teased Pietro to which Wanda pinched him at his side making him exclaim in slight pain.

“What do you have for us (Y/n)?” Wanda asked.

“Umm, I—just need a second to bring it down real quick. Excuse me.” I got up from my seat and ran to the other room to grab the guitar I had hidden away and came back. “Pietro, Wanda. I know that—life hasn’t been real easy for us, but—you both gave me all the love and care I could ask for. I know I don’t remember much about mom and dad, but I’m happy that I got to at least keep you both in my life. As a token for that, I—wrote you both a song, I—hope you like it.”

I began strumming a few chords before diving right into the opening part of the song. My fingers getting the right chords until I opened my mouth and began to sing. Now bear in mind that I’m not the best singer but my voice isn’t like two cats in heat, it’s kinda neutral (especially singing a full song in English like this. I’ve usually sung Russian or Sokovian songs better).

*Me*

Hey brother There's an endless road to rediscover Hey sister Know that water's sweet but blood is thicker

Oh, if the sky comes falling down For you There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

Hey brother Do you still believe in one another? Hey sister Do you still believe in love?

I wonder

Oh, if the sky comes falling down For you There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

What if I'm far from home? Oh brother, I will hear you call What if I lose it all? Oh sister, I will help you out Oh, if the sky comes falling down For you There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

After playing a few more chords until finally ending it with a beautiful strum, everyone soon applauded. Pietro and Wanda both stared at me with tears in their eyes before Wanda opened her arms out and I immediately sat onto her lap.

“Best birthday gift, ever. Thank you (Y/n).”

“You both really liked it?”

“Liked it? That is the understatement of the century. Little sister we loved it!” Pietro exclaimed as he pulled me into his lap squeezing me tight.

“It was beautifully done, our little songbird.” Wanda said as she stroked my cheek. “Thank you.”

“I’m glad you liked it. I worked really hard on it.”

“It certainly paid off. Thank you little sister.” Pietro said as he kissed my other cheek.

“You’re welcome, both of you.”

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smolderingflame · 1 year

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New Fic Alert! How To Succeed In Show Business (Without Really Trying) : Captain America/MCU - Steve/Bucky by SmolderingFlame

How To Succeed In Show Business (Without Really Trying) by SmolderingFlame Artwork by Winx: @buckymilf

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Warnings apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Captain America/MCU

WIP Fic

Relationship: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers

Characters: James Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Wanda Maximoff, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Alexander Pierce, Peggy Carter, Brock Rumlow

Summary: It's 1943, the Golden Age of Hollywood and smack dab in the middle of World War II. Steve Rogers is a famous dashing actor while Bucky Barnes is a Tinsel Town starlet. The two find themselves in a particular situation thanks to their studio contracts.

Simply put the two stars with a rocky past find themselves in a Hollywood arranged marriage.

Surely two large egos will be able to coexist.

Right?

Tags: AU, no powers, 1940s setting, Golden Age of Hollywood, actors, sexism, arranged marriages, discussion of abortion, Bucky Barnes needs a hug, Sassy Bucky Barnes, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Old-fashioned Steve Rogers, Crossdressing, feminization, Hollywood, Not Peggy Carter Friendly, implied non-con, wild parties, starlet Bucky Barnes, Leading man Steve Rogers, Snobby Bucky Barnes, Snobby Steve Rogers, out of character, enemies to lovers, drama, romance, comedy, Omegaverse, Omega!Bucky Barnes, Alpha!Steve Rogers, Bottom!Bucky Barnes, Top!Steve Rogers, Dramatic!Bucky Barnes, Getting To Know Each Other, First Dates, Crack treated seriously,

#steve x bucky #top steve rogers #bottom bucky barnes #alpha steve rogers #omega bucky barnes #omegaverse #ao3 fanfic #mcu fandom #marvel mcu #captain america #fanfiction #stucky #stucky fic #1940s aesthetic

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ao3feed-winterhawk2-archive · 5 months

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Background Noise

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52636669 by Reremouse (TheBelfry) Bucky's moved into the perfect apartment in Bed Stuy. Okay, almost perfect. Because Bucky sleeps during the day, and his upstairs neighbor is loud. Words: 8367, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Steve Rogers Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton Additional Tags: Modern AU, Millennial Bucky Barnes, Army vet bucky barnes, Deaf Clint Barton, Canon Disabled Character, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sam Wilson is a Gift, Sassy Steve Rogers, too much caffeine, night shift Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Bucky Barnes Gets a Hug, Meet-Ugly read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52636669

#WinterHawk #Bucky/Clint #Clint/Bucky #Bucky Barnes #Clint Barton #IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic

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abbys-moodboards · 3 months

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Master post

•Loki (version1, ver2, ver3, ver4), Thor, Jane Foster, Lady Sif, Frigga, Heimdall, Malekith/the dark elves, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, The Winter Soldier, Doctor Strange, Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, Bruce Banner

•Crowley (ver1, ver2), Sheogorath, Jinx, Silco, Legolas, Shego, Kaz Brekker

•Lute, Alastor, Angel Dust

•my oc (ver1, ver2)

•dark purple, lilac, black, electric blue, silver, gold, yellow, blue & gold, black iridescent, pastel lime green, pink(whimsigoth), white, grey

•brown eyes

•golden sun

•emerald, amethyst, ruby, obsidian, rose quartz (ver1, ver2), serpentine, jade, garnet, aventurine

•Supernatural, nbc Hannibal

•Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil Gershwin Palmer

•annihilation (movie 2018), pirates of the caribbean

•mystical forest at night, dragon (red), the woods (wood elves), teal places (aka twillight weather™), siren, ghost, nessie, dark woods

•ice/snow (greyish blue), ice/snow (crystal-like), winter, dark ice

•the beach, ocean, pearl

•peacock, corvids, sassy corvids (lol yeah that's a thing)

•creamy coffee

•death

•Halloween, Christmas

•Princess Cadance, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, Queen Galaxia, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Queen Chrysalis, Fleur de Lis

•fire pokemon

•me

#moodboard #aesthetic #my moodboard #master post #list

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 8 months

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"This is going to be hell isn't it?"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667 by GreyIsAWeirdo Peter Anthony Stark or Peter Benjamin Parker as he is more commonly known. See the thing is; he is Tony and Pepper's biological son but due to the fact that both of them are in the limelight, they gave him a fake identity until he is of legal age to decide what he wants to do. So Peter B Parker is an orphan who lives with his Aunt May. Peter A Stark however lives with his dysfunctional family of Avengers and Starks. Peter B Parker is a nerd who is shy and doesn't know how to stand up for himself. Peter A Stark is still a nerd but he's snarky and oh yeah he's Spiderman. His Academic Decathlon team are going on a field trip to Stark Industries aka Avengers Tower and considering that's where he lives Peter can't really keep up the shy, defenceless act, so the eldest Stark kid persona is coming out to play. Words: 2674, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of I like making Peter suffer :] Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Harley Keener, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Shuri (Marvel), Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pietro Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Avengers Team Members (Marvel), Guardians of the Galaxy Team Members (Marvel) Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Everyone, Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov Additional Tags: Gay Harley Keener, Bisexual Peter Parker, Established Relationship, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Sassy Peter Parker, Nicknames, BAMF Pepper Potts, BAMF Loki (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Peter Parker & Morgan Stark are Siblings (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Sarcastic Peter Parker, Loki & Peter Parker Friendship, Peter Parker & Shuri Friendship, gen z humor, Humor, Vines, Texting, BAMF Friday (Marvel), Cliche af, Harley is the Tour Guide, the avengers are embarrassing af, Author Is Sleep Deprived, peter parker is sleep deprived, Coffee Addict Tony Stark, coffee addict peter parker, endgame inifinty war and civil war can all fuck right off, Not Canon Compliant, Domestic Avengers, Swearing, Flash Thompson Being A Jerk, flash is a knob, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Pepper Potts's Biological Child, Crack Treated Seriously, sorry - Freeform, im so fucking sorry for whatever poor soul has come across this., Neurodivergent Peter Parker, im fucking projecting bc ik im neurospicy but idk how so peter can fucking suffer, kidding i love him sm, there might be a bit of angst bc im an angst writer and i rlly cant help it, autocorrect is my bestie rn, any trope i can fit in, may isnt actually his aunt sorry, mr harrington is a legend, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Peter Parker, mr harrington doesnt get paid enough for this., mr morita and mr harrington placed bets read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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