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Dorian Grey in the 18th century
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Bearded dragon: *runs straight into a wall*
*BANG*
Bearded dragon:
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Friend: hey, can I copy your homework?
Me: yea just change it up a little bit
Friend:
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Me walking through the bread section at Walmart
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Person: omg I’m so proud! I’ve lost almost 15 pounds in a month and a half with this low carb diet!!
Me, loosing 2.5 pounds in a month of low carb:
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Ginger Skin
Me: *lightly itches my leg*
My skin: release the spicy long red bois
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I don’t know why I did this, it just felt like the right thing to do
Reblog with a picture you can’t explain why you have!
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Here’s mine! Idk why I possess this gem 😂
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well...
they...
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-COURAGE YOUR COMPLETE COOPERATION
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Me when someone asks me why I wear so much black
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The whole of Politics needs to hear this
the other day my grandma told me, “when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it’s you two vs. the problem, not you vs. him.” and that hit me hard
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Me during school: wow, I’m feeling great! Good thing I was able to get a solid 5 hours of sleep in!!
Me during the summer: *after sleeping for 11 hours*
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youtube
do the mario but every time captain lou teleports the audio adjusts spatially to his location
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That fun moment when you remember that everyone lies to you everyday in almost every social interaction
Except my mom
Thanks mom ❤️
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Me looking for motivation to finish this semester
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Me on the outside vs me on the inside
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