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harleykeener · 4 days
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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Practical Mythology - metisket
The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness. Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders. It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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harleykeener · 11 days
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Tuesday Morning Scandal - DragonflyxParodies
the GCPD rolls on up to the grave. They find an empty coffin. Vale’s right there to see it. She doesn’t even bother writing up a whole article; she tweets it.
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harleykeener · 12 days
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Trust and Loyalty - thetiniestteapot
Jason explains to Dick exactly why he trusts Talia, and exactly why he doesn't trust Bruce.
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harleykeener · 12 days
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He's Alive (I Didn't Know He'd Died) - Civilized_muppets
Jason felt like they were forgetting to tell Damian something, that they were sending him into the mouth of the hellhole that was Gotham City without all the information. He didn't think it was a small thing either, he felt like it was something big, something that could make or break Damian's chances of success integrating with the Bats. Talia told him he worried too much, told him they had covered everything, that even if they hadn't it would be fine because Damian was skilled at adapting to new information. She told him to focus on his studies, on getting the degree he'd always dreamed of. He'd worked hard to get into Oxford's English Language and Literature Program, after all, he should not waste the opportunity by being too focused on worry for his brother. She even killed the clown to put his mind at ease, so that Damian wouldn't be in the same city as his murderer. He and his mom had covered everything. He had to trust that. Damian, meanwhile, happens to be missing the key information that Jason is supposed to be dead.
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harleykeener · 14 days
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Boy Serum - Amateum
Your usual truth-serum trope with a twist.
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harleykeener · 2 months
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Troublemakers: The Dead Robins' MLM - River9Noble
Damian's in trouble with Bruce over a certain piece of his artwork, but Jason and Steph are having none of B's misguided parenting. Together, they'll take Damian's rabble-rousing and multiple it by a factor of ten until Bruce wishes that he had never provoked this merry band of troublemakers.
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harleykeener · 2 months
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this kind of weather - r_astra
Jason’s at school when his mom dies, and that’s the only reason any of it happens. If he’d been home, if he’d been with her, he would’ve been in the wind before anyone else even knew. Even if they looked, no one ever would’ve found him. He’d have taken to the sewers if that’s what it took, man-eating crocodile guy and all.
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harleykeener · 2 months
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A Robin’s Survival - hyperius
Jason picked up little habits to survive his time spent on the streets of Crime Alley. Years later, his family started to notice these habits. Jason would much prefer they didn’t (or at least pretended like they didn’t).
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harleykeener · 2 months
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Secret Identities 4 Dummies - Honorable_mention
“Jesus, kid, has no one taught you how to handle a gun?”  Peter’s back stiffened. Of all the stupid things his self-destructive CI could have said, that right there took the cake for peak stupidity. Never, and I mean never, make fun of the person pointing a gun at your fleshy organs. -- Or five times Neal definitely shouldn't have known how to do that and one time it started to make more sense
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harleykeener · 4 months
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falling words of red
There was a moment, before the battle began, when Silena stared at her and then turned her head away and said in a quiet voice, "I'm sorry." And Drew asked, "For what?"
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harleykeener · 4 months
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Storm Drains
He had not come here to speak to the boy. He really shouldn’t have stuck around as long as he had. Neptune had just thought to see him, to see what child Poseidon had borne after so long heeding the oath. He could tell the child would be powerful someday -- assuming, of course, that he lived that long. And yet, Neptune found himself sitting on the curb beside a storm drain, trying to convince the mortal child that there were great whites under the streets of New York.
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harleykeener · 5 months
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It Takes a Village
It takes a village to raise a child—or rather, it takes about a dozen goons (and an elusive Bat) to raise a teenage crime lord.
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harleykeener · 5 months
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Deep Breaths
“Before you ask – that is absolutely a gun in my pants and no, I am not happy to see you.” Or, Red Hood accidentally swipes one of Deathstroke’s contracts, and Slade hasn’t stopped stalking Jason since.
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harleykeener · 5 months
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Hold the hand of the god-child
Percy Jackson needs to die. Zeus knows that, and as his plan to kill him on Olympus is voted against, he finds another solution: there is a god after all, whose presence around his son Poseidon doesn’t suspect. Dionysus is ordered to kill Percy. He hides him instead, and everything changes.
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harleykeener · 5 months
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Self-Conscious
Maes is having a terrible day. And then Ed shows up. There were reports there, from the language specialists they had called in, all saying the same thing. It was impossible. It couldn’t be done. They had tried their best, but it was like nothing they had ever seen before.
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harleykeener · 5 months
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O Dionysus (Please Bless This Joint)
“About weed - should we pray to you as the god of trippy parties?” Percy saw Chiron mouth “trippy parties” with silent incredulity. “Or should we pray to Demeter with her…her plantiness?” “You want to know which of us has weed fall under their domain?” Mr. D asked, a manic sort of humor lighting up his features. “Ye-up!” Percy nodded. --- AKA Percy, Piper, and Annabeth all get high and run into some monsters. They decide to call for help from an expert.
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