#'why is it important to wait 2 minutes?' and i immediately went 'oh i got impatient and didn't do that...whoops'

[youreamonocoque]

Exams are getting worse!

#today wasn't awful but it was a lot of me realising instantly that i'd done something wrong #for example i did all the analysis and was very proud of myself until the questions came in #'why is it important to wait 2 minutes?' and i immediately went 'oh i got impatient and didn't do that...whoops' #also got BMI ranges totally wrong #totally forgot what systolic and diastolic meant #i genuinely think i only answered 2 out of the 6 questions correctly? #so that's good #oversharing on this fine day #uni shit and things #i'm mostly annoyed about the systolic and diastolic question because that's not even hard that's shit i learnt years ago #but my brain just gave up

[fictionalgap]

Teammate: Too Naughty (chapter 2)

Pairing: Hazel Callahan x Reader

Summary: You didn't expect that from Hazel.

Warnings: +18 themes, swearing, sexual content, nsfw, half smut(even If that exists)

Chapters: Chapter 1, Chapter 3

Song Recommendation: River - Bishop Briggs

Notes: I imagined this Hazel, acting like Kit Thantalos but around other people. So she has Kit's cockiness and charisma without being mean. She is still our sweet Hazel.

You gulped before you looked in her eyes. Her eyes were fixed on you, piercing through your skull. The intensity made you hot, bothered and uncomfortable.

"Just wanted to talk for a minute. It's important."

She sounded serious and confident. It made you shiver inside.

You sighed. "Okay." You said as If you had a choice.

"Good girl."

"Wha-"

"Nothing... So..." She backed away a little.

"I know what you did."

"What? What do you mea-"

"Don't play dumb, Y/N. You tore my clothes off. I saw you. I had to call my roommate to bring me clothes."

You couldn't say anything. You refused to meet her eyes.

"Look at me." she said in a clear voice.

You looked at her grey-blue eyes you found so pretty and dear.

"Why did you do it?"

"I don't know."

She chuckled in a mocking way.

"How could you not? And how the fuck did you know my password?"

You met her gaze immediately.

"I-I...I-" you bit your lip and looked down on your shoes.

"You know some people may think you're a pervert."

You met her eyes quickly. "I am not... I am just good at observation, that's all."

She tilted her her to the side with a smug smile on her face, her arms crossed.

She got closer to you slowly. "Tell me. Why did you do it?" She held the tip of your chin and raised it to prevent you from averting your gaze.

You couldn't help but blush at the closure and her hand on you.

"I am really sorry." you gulped.

"Thank you but that doesn't answer my que-."

"I hate you."

She was dumbfounded by your confession but her hand was still on your chin.

"How can you hate me? You don't even know me." She chuckled.

"You wanted an explanation and I gave you one." you breathed.

Her smile met her eyes. "Oh, that's not how it works, sweetheart. You need to make me understand."

"I am afraid I can't wait that long." your mouth spoke before your brain can.

She laughed and it was music to your ears. "You're funny. I like it."

She looked at your lips then your eyes which made you look at her lips and wonder what they taste like.

Her face got closer to yours. You felt her breath on your face, feeling enchanted.

You licked your lips instinctively.

She took that and you gazing her lips for more than one minute as a sign and went for it.

Her kiss was slow, devouring and sensual. Her hand still didn't leave your chin.

When she broke the kiss you again instinctively, moved to her to get more but she backed away.

There was a cocky smile on her lips. "Y/N, I am confused cause I thought you said you hate me just minutes ago. So, enlighten me."

Your shoulders felt tense when you couldn't feel her touch.

"I don't even understand it myself." you looked down to your shoes.

"Why don't we try to understand together than?"

Your head snapped to look at her to see her pouting.

"Why? I tore your fucking clothes...By the way I can totally pay t-"

She shooked her head. "Don't want money."

"What you want then?" You breathed.

Her eyes twinkled mischieviously.

She held your arms with her hands and started caressing them.

"Something that could benefit both of us."

You tilted your head, confused and waiting for an explanation.

"Do you want me to kiss you again?"

You froze at what she said.

"That's what I thought." smirk appeared on her face.

"So, you want me and I want you. Let's be friends with benefits, hm?"

Your head was pounding at what she has just said.

"Okay." your mouth spoke before your brain can. Again.

"Great, then we are going."

"B- but"

"Wait, you really had a place to be?" she asked seriously.

You shooked your head and it made her smile so wide.

"Yes. I knew it. I am getting better at this." She threw a punch in the air while her other hand was holding your hand.

"At what?" you furrowed your brows.

"Realizing when people don't mean what they say." she explained excitedly.

You were shocked at how cocky and confident Hazel was just a minute ago and now she was like an innocent child now.

You walked to her car together and she drove you to her dorm.

Her friend wasn't there so you can actually now initiate the 'benefit' thing.

She opened the door and held the door for you. You entered the dorm and started to look around until you felt hands on your waist and wet lips on your shoulder.

She was kissing your shoulder and when she reached the spot behind your ear you moaned without noticing.

You could feel her smirk on your skin.

"Do you still hate me now, Y/N?" she turned you to herself so quick your head spinned.

"I-" she didn't waited for your answer as she kissed you eagerly. Her hand was placede behind your back. You could feel the cold sensation her rings made.

"You know, you are so fucking naughty. You don't speak to me but you tore my stuff off?" she said as she kissed you again harsh and eager.

"Such a bad girl. Need to be tamed." You felt your vagina clenched to what she has just said.

She spun you around, making you face her bed quickly. She sat on the bed quickly and started to grope the back of your thighs.

She leaned to your ear and whispered "Do you want me to continue, baby?"

"Yes, please."

She grinned as she pulled your legs and put you in a position that she can spank you.

She groped your ass and than whispered " Are you ready?"

"Yes."

She hit you hard.

You whined.

She hit you again.

Again and again anad again.

You felt your pussy clenching again and your juices leaking.

"Why did you tore my stuff off?"

You felt tears on your face from both pain, pleasure and the situation you were in.

"W-wanted to get close to you. Didn't know how. I saw everyone around you. I got mad."

Her face softened but you couldn't see it.

You felt pathetic. She only wanted a friends with benefits things and you have just opened your heart to her. You couldn't help the tears from falling.

She turned you around and faced you.

"Oh, baby." she hugged you quickly like her life depended on it and started to caress back of your head in a soothing manner as her other hand rubbed your back in circles.

"It's okay. I'm here now. I told you that friend with benefit thing to get closer to you. I wasn't sure about your intentions or feelings towards me."

she said and you stopped crying.

She held your cheeks with both of her hands.

"Really?"

"Really."

"ı don't deserve it."

"Don't I have a say in that?"

You looked up to her with teary eyes.

"I am really sorry, Hazel. It was a real dick move. I saw everyone was around you and It made me crazy. Especially the girls who wait for you after the swim practice. I just wanted to be your friend. I mean, at least that was what I was telling to myself. I wanted to be close with you." you chuckled.

She smiled genuinely. "Well, we are close now, aren' we?"

You smiled nervously.

"And don't worry about those girls. They're not my type at all. "

"What's your type? "

"Quiet and crazy."

You hit her shoulder lightly with a frown.

She laughed at that.

"So... Don't get me wrong but why do you look at everyone like you want to murder them?" she asked shyly.

You felt relieved as you covered your face with your hands with a smile.

Tags: @elliewilliamsgf69

#hazel callahan #hazel callahan x reader #ruby cruz #bottoms hazel #bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #hazel callahan fanfiction #wlw #wlw fanfic #sapphic fanfic #sapphic #lgbt fanfic #lgbtq fanfiction #lgbtq #l #hazel callahan smut #hazel callahan x you

[asingleietsist]

The Night in Bowser City

Part 2

The two were enjoying the personal ship ride to the city, a territory off the coast of the Darklands Bowser often avoided. He was well aware of the organized crime in it and had sent troops to try and crack down on the boss rings running the inner city. However he had already spent too much time on it when there were more important matters to attend to.

One of them sitting right beside him:

His little husband.

He had taken months planning this especially since Luigi had constantly asked him about the city. On top of that, he wanted the trip to be two days where they could take their minds off of finalizing the peace treaty. Their union hadn't suppressed the tensions, but Daisy insisted they begin easing it through talk of a treaty. He was still unsure of it, but was trying to trust her judgement for his husband's sake.

Luigi turned to his stiff partner and patted his arm, "Everything ok? If you're worried about my brother, I think he'll balance Daisy out... maybe."

Bowser shook his head, remembering that this wasn't the time to worry about those things. "Yeah, right. If those two get each other riled up then it'll be easy to do so with the kids... Hopefully the walls are still intact by the time we go back."

"Hopefully- A-Anyways, we should focus on tonight. Of all the land you own, Kamek rarely mentioned the city.", he pondered.

"That's because I've ignored it entirely.", Bowser muttered feeling a little slap on his arm. "Hey!"

"Why?! They're your citizens!"

"It's complicated."

And he always got, "It's nothing, I'll take care of it."

He hated when he said that, despite spending years with him and finally getting him to speak his mind freely, Luigi picked up that Bowser never discussed too much of his political stances.

He always had to follow up with, "What does that mean?"

Luigi sighed and turned his attention to the window to clear his head. The blue accents electrify the city, the dark storm clouds accompanied the atmosphere, and the karts were as small as ants yet glowed so brightly. He smiled watching them as he tried to get his mind off of the awkward air filling the room.

Bowser watched him then lowered his head and gave his little husband a kiss on the head.

"I just want to know a bit more.."

"I know, but let's discuss this later, ok?", Bowser purred.

Luigi scratched under the large lizard's chin with a grin, he knew he was weak to his purring and agreed to leave the conversation at that. Bowser smiled as his tail swished slightly from the scratches.

"Your highnesses, we're descending to the port. I'll check with the posts here of any further reports about-". Kamek got cut off with Bowser's tail covering his mouth. His gleeful Express turned sour as he glared at the magikoopa.

"Bowser?"

"Everything's fine, right?", he growled as his tail lowered.

Kamek gulped, "Yes sire... Everything is fine, w-we'll have some paratroopa escort you to-to the hotel.."

Luigi looked up at him, pissed. "Bowser..", he said irritated.

Immediately he knew he'd have an earful about how he handled this, but it was worth not letting Luigi worry too much about their trip. The last thing he wanted was to spend more than a night here especially with knowing his husband's attempts to fix everything.

A goomba painted in black ooze and glowing purple eyes scurried down a neon blue laced hallway, "Boss! Boss!!"

The guards slithered in front of them just before they got to the door, "What's your business?"

"I have an urgent report for the boss!"

The two looked towards each other then back at the goomba, "Wait here."

One slithered inside while the other waited patiently for his partner to return, a few minutes went by and the large tech doors holographically glitched away.

"Go ahead", said the other guard.

The goomba nodded and scurried along into the heavily wired corridor, "Boss! The King! He's here in the city!"

"Oh? He's finally reared his head again in MY domain! What a treat~"

"It also seems that he has brought someone with him this time, a human."

A long slip of silence let itself in, what followed was the scrape of metallic shelling on the desk before him. "A human... It's been a long long time since I've had the pleasure of eating one... How long ago were they spotted?"

"About an hour ago, boss"

"Have they landed yet?"

"They should be, on the west side of the city, boss. Should we raid the port?"

"No, We know too well Trixie owns that port. Look, find out what hotel they're at. I won't let this one slip like the princess did.."

"Y-Yes boss!", the goomba grinned. "We won't let you down!"

She scoffed and waved her tail away signalling them to leave her. The goomba nodded and ran out as fast as it could.

"Humans.... How I've missed the taste."

#bowuigi #luigi #super mario bros #super mario #bowser #bowser x luigi #a night in bowser city au

[anime-addict-362]

Pathetic Pt. 3

CW: Female Y/N, Switch All Might, self edging, mentions of masturbation, office sex, All Might is desperate, he practically uses Y/N with her permission

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Y/N stared out the office window. She got a few days off of work, both because of her hand and the fact that she could barely walk. Now she sat in All Might's office, waiting for him to come back.

Why? She was bored and everyone else was also busy. So she just stared out the window. Luckily, she knew his hours he was on patrol.

Soon enough, All Might came walking into his office, surprised to see Y/N. "Hello Y/N! What are you doing here, you're supposed to be coming back tomorrow," He smiled, watching her spin in his office chair.

"I had nothing else to do," She shrugged, stopping the spinning chair. "How was patrol?"

"Kinda slow," He stretched, dropping a bag onto the floor. "I was about to go get dinner. I would love for you to join me!"

She hesitated. "Is it anywhere I'll have to wear something nice?"

"Stopped going to those places when people kept interrupting my dinner," He shook his head. "I was just gonna bring takeout back here while I do paperwork."

"Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you," Y/N nodded, bringing her legs to her chest, setting her chin on her knees.

After All Might ordered, he pulled out paperwork. "How long were you here before I got here?"

"Only like 15 minutes," She responded, doing a single spin in his chair. "I got kicked out of my apartment."

All Might stared at her. "How are you just going to slip that in there?"

"Eh, it's not a big deal. I wanted a bigger one soon anyway," She shrugged.

"Well why'd you get kicked out," He questioned, sitting on the decent sized couch he has in his office. Man, it felt good to sit after being on his feet all day.

Y/N spun in the direction he was sitting. "I got like 9 complaints about people hearing us fucking," All Might immediately felt his face start to burn up. "Good news, no one identified your voice as yours. Which shocking, your voice is very distinct."

"What," He deadpanned.

"...well everyone knows your voice, because of your whole I AM HER-"

"No," He chuckled. "People heard us?"

"Oh. Yeah, definitely," She nodded. "But it's whatever. Not like anyone knew who I was. That's what I really care about."

"Sorry," He mumbled, not knowing what else to say.

"It's fine. Again, I was planning on moving out soon anyway," She leaned back in his chair. "You want help with paperwork? I'd be happy to."

"Yeah actually, I would like to get it done quicker," At his statement, Y/N got up and walked over to him, sitting down.

They spent the next 2 hours working in paperwork while sharing dinner. (You choose what you eat, doesn't really matter.) By the time they were done, they were tired and heading down to the lounge of his building.

"I forgot to ask you sooner," He cleared his throat, rubbing his neck. "Would you like to go to a hero ceremony with me? I usually don't bring a plus one but this one requires one. It's nothing special. Just being there for some new top heroes. Witness it and welcome them."

"Yeah sure, that sounds good," Y/N nodded. "When is it and what do I have to wear?"

"Two weeks, and something nice. Doesn't necessarily have to be a really nice dress but not casual either," He calmed himself down. She said yes, why was he still nervous?

"Alright, yeah I'll go," She nodded again, stretching with a yawn as the elevator came to the lounge floor.

The next week went by smoothly. Nothing big happened, everything was chill. The week after that was when All Might started running into some issues.

He was so fucking horny.

He's never been horny like he was at that time. During patrol, watching Y/N fight. Or when they were doing important paperwork. Just when he was home alone, left to his thoughts.

But they were so busy. All Might tried multiple times to ask Y/N for help, but he kept getting interrupted one way or another.

So he tried to get himself off alone. When he finally got home, even though he was tired, he gave it a shot. But absolutely nothing worked, no matter how many times he tried.

He used his hand, which did almost nothing. He did multiple positions while humping a pillow, which worked better but still didn't get him off. He was just constantly edging himself and it got to the point it was painful.

But it was around 3 AM at the point and he didn't want to wake Y/N up for something like that. That just seemed unnecessary and rude. He did want to bother Y/N.

Then came the night of the party. He sat in his office, waiting for Y/N. He didn't wear something all that fancy. Just a basic black suit.

"Sorry I was late," He heard Y/N's voice follow his door opening. He spun around to face Y/N, and his eyes widened.

She listened to him and didn't wear a dress. A suit top and a skirt. A short skirt. Okay, it wasn't THAT short. It was definitely appropriate. But everything was a little foggy with how horny he was.

"My Mom would not stop calling me," She mumbled, adjusting her top. All Might blinked as her boobs jiggled. Again, the top was not that tight. But he was noticing everything. "Something about an attack and how I should be careful-"

"Y/N," All Might interrupted her, making her look up at him.

"What," She blinked, looking back down at her chest since he was staring. "Is there something on me?"

"No."

"...well they aren't THAT big to cause this whole staring thing you have going on right now," She tilted her head. "And my bra is pretty tight so it's like the girls are moving all that much."

"I still want you," Y/N eyed him after he said that.

"What?"

"I need you," He groaned, moving closer and pushing her against his desk. "Can I? Is that okay? We don't have to."

Y/N took a second to process that before shoving him lightly. "I spent too much money on this suit jacket to stain it," She slid it off, tossing it on the couch. "Now we can."

All Might kissed her quickly, picking her up and setting her down on the desk. "I would've replaced it."

"In the next 20 minutes," She questioned, unbuttoning his shirt.

"I could've done it in 10," He shrugged with a smile, kissing down her neck.

She gasped as he bit down on her shoulder. "Hey, I am not going to this damn party with bite marks. Calm down."

"I don't think I can," He huffed. "I've waited so long. Waited all week to have this one moment."

"You did," She asked, just to be kissed into silence, hands moving her skirt up.

"Mhm. Wanted you all week but we were so busy. Whenever I tried, I got interrupted every single time," He slid her underwear off, throwing them aside. "I couldn't even get myself off."

Y/N's hand almost slid off of the desk when All Might started rubbing her clit with quick circles.

"Used my hand, tried humping my pillow but nothing worked. Nothing compared to you. I needed you," He practically whined, starting to finger her slowly. He remembered how to, following her previous instructions.

"Oh fuck," She moaned, pulling her skirt up more. "Should- Should of called me. I would've help you, darling."

All Might shivered, clenching his teeth. He wanted to fuck her so bad. "I didn't want to bother you."

"You wouldn't have," Her hips started to move with him. "Could never bother me. 'Specially if it was that bad."

"It hurt," He whined again, leaning forward and laying her back all the way. "God, it hurt to not have you around my cock," His voice dropped a few octaves, forcing Y/N to eye him.

He looked like a huge mess already. Kinda sweaty, eyes lidded, trained on her. She could feel that his hand was shaky and his pants seemed way too tight for how hard he was. She pitied him, honestly.

"Fuck me," She rushed out, leaning up and unbuttoning his pants.

"But- But it'll hurt," He stuttered, trying to protest. He wanted them both to feel good.

"If I can get stabbed, I can take a dick," She shrugged.

"...You've been stabbed-"

"Yes, irrelevant, fuck me," She sang out, leaning back once his pants were mid thigh, and spread her legs. "Now. Just... Go slowly, and I'll be fine."

"Alright," He sighed, planting his hands by her hips and lining up. "Ready?"

"Mhm," She hummed, nodding and moving her hair from under her head.

All Might moved slowly, careful not to hurt her more than it probably did. But she seemed okay. Some hisses here and there, but he always stopped and just grinded a little, waiting for the go.

He was just thankful to be there.

When Y/N finally gave him the go, he thought back to the few weeks ago and noted to still start off slowly. He was glad he did because it pulled the sweetest moans from Y/N.

He couldn't help but fully lean down and drape himself over Y/N. Y/N's arms warpped around him, sliding under his shirt.

"God, you're so good at this," She moaned out.

He started to move quicker, trying to keep his groans quiet so he could hear Y/N. So he could soak in every praise and moan and whine that fell out of her mouth. Each amd every noise she made was so pretty. It fogged his mind.

He didn't go that hard over that time, more focused on drawing it out after looking forward to this so much. He wanted it to last, then being pressed together and grinding against each other.

They both moaned when they came. But All Might was more needy than that. He wanted more.

So once Y/N confirmed she was good, he had her bent over the desk and fucked her again. He was more rough this time, Y/N's previous orgasm leaving her wet enough to be rough.

Y/N knew she could just tell him to stop if it got to be too much, but it felt too good. His hands gripping her hips, his deep groans or high pitched whines, his cock slamming in and out of her. It left her speechless, just moaning.

All Might definitely noticed the lack of talking. "You're usually so talkative during sex Y/N," He laughed breathlessly, grabbing her chin and pulling her her head up. She faced the mirror across the room. "What's wrong?"

"Leave a mark on my face, I am stabbing you," Was all she groaned out, feeling his grip loosen a bit.

"That's it? You're always so nice," He teased, hips moving faster. "Not even a smile?"

Suddenly, Y/N was being completely sprawled out on the big desk, knees digging into the edge as he manhandled her.

He lifted her head as it fell again, putting his hands into her mouth and pulling her cheeks apart. "Now that's a smile," He laughed, shaking her head. Before she could make a noise or do anything, he started railing her again.

Her moans were loud, with her mouth forced wide open. Her eyes rolled back, her spit dripping down his hands. He looked more than pleased.

"Calling me pathetic for getting off to you beating a girl up for me," He chuckled. "But look at you. Eyes rolling back, openly drooling all over my hands, and soaking wet. You sure you're a dom?"

Y/N just whined, tightening around him and gripping the desk. "Hm? Gonna come," She nodded, one hand coming up to grip his, which was drenched in her spit.

"C'mon, come around my cock. Gonna come with you," He groaned, drilling his hips into her faster.

They came together, and Y/N was shaking. All Might finally released her mouth and she whined, falling foward and forcing him to pull out.

All Might came down to Earth quickly, making sure she was okay. She confirmed she was, but glared at him through the mirror.

"I'm not going anymore," She muttered, looking tired.

"That's fair," He chuckled, picking her up and moving her to the couch.

He cleaned them both up, finding a spare shirt for her to wear. The rest of her clothes, minus the jacket, her covered in come stains.

It was big enough to cover down to her knees, and she laid on the couch. "Go to the party. I'm napping here."

"I can take you to your new apartment," He offered with a chuckle.

"I don't even have my bed set up yet," She shook her head. "Dumbass not furnished apartments. What was I thinking," She mumbled, moving to get comfortable. "This couch is more comfortable than the blankets I have on the floor in my apartment."

"Alright," He sighed. "I'll be back to take you to tour apartment after your nap."

"Okay," She nodded. "Byeee."

"Bye," He laughed, grabbing his suit jacket and leaving his office.

#mha fanfiction #mha smut #x reader #all might mha #all might smut #y/n x all might #yagi toshinori #toshinori mha #toshinori yagi

[theshimadaslovers]

FROM CAKES FOR REAPER

Part 3

I'M NOT A MONSTER! (REAPER X YOU FEM!READER)

*It was about 2 am and Reaper was sitting in the bed waiting for you to knock on his door completely impatient*

Reaper- *growls and gets up going to the door* Where are you, girl...?! Argh! *Growls in anger and sits again*

*Waiting for the last minutes, you don't show up. He gets up again living the room immediately going to your door and knocking*

Reaper- Y/n...! Open the door! *Tries not to speak to loud in anger*

You- *open the door* What?!

Reaper- The plan!

You- I'm getting ready, calm down!

Reaper- Is 2 am! You said midnight!

You- Moira and Sigma was at the lab! They went to sleep at 1 something am! Not my fault! *Both discuss in whispers* You came up with this idea! If something goes wrong is your fault!

Reaper- Watch your tongue, girl...! *enters the room and see a backpack*... this is not a vacation.

You- I have important things to take. *close the door* Is only this backpack, I promise.

Reaper- That'll be a problem.

You- Is just a backpack, Rey!

Reaper- We're going to pass trought guards with a backpack?!

You- .... you got a god damn point. Let just pick up something important *go to find*

Reaper- *sigh impatiently and literally grab you from behind put him on his shoulder*

You- *Gasp* Gabe! Hey! Knock it off!

Reaper- Quiet! *Goes out the room* Don't speak anything at all! *Whispering discuss on*

You- You boots are very loud!

Reaper- I can't take it off!

You- Walk quietly!

Reaper- They're heavy! Want me to fly?!

You- Became a fucking ghost!

Reaper- Is not durable...!

- Reaper, y/n... *the boss voice came from behind* What In the hell you guys are doing?

You- *You look at Doomfist while in Reaper's shoulder* Hey, Doom... is just... a...game?

Doom- I don't think that Reaper play "games", right?

You- Can't you turn around? *You whispers to Reaper that was frozed* Gabe!

Doom- I don't trust you with this lady, Reaper. Put her down. *He puts you down without turning around, you stay confused* I've being watching since that day you bring her to Talon and I don't recognize you anymore.

You- Look, Doom, we may having some conver-

Doom- I want him to answer me. *cross his arms* Can't you look at me, Reyes? And how she knows your name? Where you both were going?

Reaper- *slowly turns around* You don't recognize me, boss?

Doom- No, I don't.

Reaper- Why? Because I stop being so fucking angry all the time? Maybe...a psychopath?

Doom- No, not only that, you've being acting weird lately. Last mission? You didn't want to participate...like if was a choice.

Reaper- I was tired, that's all.

Doom- I'm not a idiot, Reaper! I'm not a doctor, but I know everything about you and you do not get tired just like that! Since you saved that girl, you've being distant from Talon! Amelia got you both on the kitchen fixing the broken window? What the hell?! Are you trying to run away, Reaper? After all we did? After all you gain?!

Reaper- I only lost! I've lost everything!

Doom- Big deal, Reyes...

Reaper- "Big deal, Reyes"?! Do you want to become a fucking ghost?! You want to feel all that pain and agony that I feel every fucking second?!

Doom- Dont put the blame on Moira...

Reaper- Since I saved her, I realized!

Doom- *smirk* Is that so? So we put a bullet in her head and you deal with that realization *widow appears from the shadow aiming to your head* I'm warning you, Reaper. Give me that girl.

You- What? No no no! This is a mistake! *laughs nervously* No one Is trying to do nothing, boss! We're just getting along, that's all!

Doom- You shut the hell up... Sombra has discovered who you truly are... one step closer, she's allowed to shoot.

Reaper- *Stands in front of you*

Doom- *chuckle* See? Reaper would do that? No, he wouldn't protect someone like that.

Reaper- Gabriel Reyes would...!

Doom- So I'm talking to Gabriel? *laughs* You look like a pathetic hero with those effect lines! Oh, Reaper... you dont know what you're doing.

Reaper- I've never being more sure of what I'm doing...

Widow- She tell you what? *chuckle* Talon is bad? Why you're here? You deserve more? Oh please... How could she open the eyes that is already opened?

Doom- Reaper... *stand his hand* Give me the girl.

Reaper- And do what? Kill her?

Doom- Maybe, if she answer my questions nicely.

*Reaper looked at you over his shoulder and growls*

Reaper- What are you hiding from me?

You- Something that wouldn't disappoint you...

Sombra- She works in a unit of Overwatch. She's a spy...*chuckle appearing behind you and pulling you out of Reaper's back* Or she tries to be one!

Reaper- Spy...? A Overwatch spy?

You- Big deal...*sighs*

Widow- You were being manipulated, Reyes...

Doom- In name of what? Love? *chuckle*

Widow- *chuckle* Pathetic...

*In Overwatch base*

Cassidy- *Drinking coffee while sitting on the chair all relaxed with a headphone and watching novel on the computer* All right, my dude...kiss her already!

System- Audio mode, activated from: y/n.

Cassidy- Holy...! Shit! *Sit right pausing the novel and hearing the conversation*... Aw shit...! *Immediately takes the headphone off and pick his cellphone calling Jack that immediately answered*

Jack- What?

Cassidy- They got her, commander! We need to move!

Jack- Shit...! Fine! Set the alarm! Prepare for a rescue mission!

Cassidy- Right! *Turn off and immediately press the alarm running to the corridor knocking all the lock doors of every room and one by one they step our their rooms* Move! Move!

Ana- What happened...?! *sleepy*

Cassidy- They got y/n, we need to move, now! Everybody on your feet! Now! 5 minutes!

Angela- A mission? At 2 am?

Rein- Ooh that doesn't look good.

Ana- Talon got y/n...*sighs* I wonder why she went their...

*Back to Talon*

*They move you to a room, a little bit of a torture room, Moira's lab. You were stuck on a chair, everybody quite and Reaper also confused in the corner, not knowing what to do...maybe, incapable of saving you this time*

You- Nice lab...! *nervous and watch Moira on the balcony with a glass of weird...purple...liquid* What is this...?!

Moira- A experiment... if that kills you, would be wonderful *chuckle* Meaning that worked. *She put the liquid in a syring* It can make you talk too...you may feel a little of anguishing and pain.

Doom- Now you pay attention to me, spy... *Walking around the chair* Why you here?!

You- I swear! I did not plan anything!

Doom- Not you, put Overwatch... funny how easily you manipulated Reaper.

You- I didn't!

Widow- What? You gonna say that he is in love? *everybody laughs*

Sombra- Heey, like I said, no girl would like this creepy guy *chuckle* It was too weird meeting you both at the door earlier.

Doom- What...is...your...plan? *Getting closer* Speak!

You- I don't have a fucking plan!

Moira- Don't worry, she will speak *shows the syring* Remember...only I can make the pain stop, so...speak. *Immediately injected and you groans in agony* You'll feel the burn soon...

You- Fuck! No! I swear! Please!

Reaper- *holding himself feeling the anger almost exploding inside of him*...!!

You- Overwatch doesn't have nothing with that! I came because...!

Moira- You wanted information, easy...

Doom- Five months inside of Talon...good for us that we didn't trust anything for you, spy. Overwatch *laughs* Never thought that they would be so clumsy. Really? Spy infiltration? Amateurs...

You- Right, do whatever you...!!!! *You starts to feel your veins burning* Argh! *Started to squirm on the chair*

Moira- *smirk*

Reaper- Is that really necessary?!

Doom- Do not interfere, Reaper.

Reaper- Does it worth?!

Doom- If she speak something or die, yes!

Reaper- She will agonize to death!!

Moira- That's the idea! Now if you're against this, you have to kill everyone on this room! You've being manipulated!

Reaper- I'm NOT!

Moira- Yes! You are!

Reaper- I saved her! I CARE! I'm still human!

Moira- Who the hell are you, Reaper?!

Reaper- I look unfamiliar?! Well, great! Cuz I'm fucking tired of being the villain! *facing Moira*

Moira- So you better go straight to hell!

Doom- Enough!

You- Pl...! Please! Moira! Stop! *crying of pain*

Moira- I'll stop when you speak up!

You- Gabe...! Please!

Reaper- *Feeling guilty and desperate* Stop...! Stop that! *tries to hold Moira, but Doomfist literally grab him easily throwing in a balcony* ...!! *groans* Fuck...!

Doom- I won't kill you, Reaper...I like you. But I like you when you're the monster you always have been.

Reaper- I'm not...a monster! *Gets up*

Doom- Yes, you're...*Go back to you* Now tell me, spy...what do you want?

You- I...! *crying and feeling more of the pain spreading through you body* I want Gabe...!

Doom- *chuckle* You want Gabe? Well, he's dead!

*Loud noises in the background*

Sombra- ...!!! What?! What is this?

Doom-...sounds like trouble...! *Ripped off the things that were holding you and grab you by the neck lifting you up* Did you call them?! What did you do?! TALK!

Reaper- Akande...! Let her go! *pick his shotguns*

Doom- Right! Shoot me, Reaper! And you'll see in the hands of Talon! You and this woman!

Sombra- Aah boss! They are coming!

Doom- SPEAK! *Shake you by the neck* Or a break your neck!

Widow- Akande...! *Watching trought infra-sight* They found us!

Moira- Sigma! Where is this old man when we need?!

Sombra- He literally said that this situation is too much for him to handle!

Moira- Argh! Stupid scientist!

Doom- So, you won't speak?

Reaper- ...!! *holding to not shoot*

You- *Look at him agonizing* Don't shoot...Reyes.

Reaper- Let her go! Now!

Doom- *chuckle* fine...I'll do it. *Throws you through the lab* Prepare for fight! Now!

Reaper- AKANDE! *Starts to shoot him, but he blocked with the gauntlet*

Doom- Try it again...! *Punch him against the wall* We talk later, Reaper...If Overwatch don't kill you first.

*The mercenaries lives the lab and Reaper gets up in pain taking his hand to the stomach*

Reaper- Fuck...!

You- *coughs without air*

Reaper- I'm coming...argh! *Finds you on the ground agonizing, all hurt and bleeding because of the glass materials that were in the balcony* Y/n! Hey...! *kneel down and holds you in his lap* I'm here! Don't fucking die on me! You hear me?!

You- *out of breath because of the poison* Gab...! *Your eyes starts to be filled with blood*

Reaper- No...! No no no! *looks around* Where's the fucking antidote?! Please! Don't die on me, girl! *Hold you tight*

You- They...will kill you...!! Go...!

Reaper- No...I won't, even if you beg me, I won't run.

*You suddenly stops everything...*

Reaper-...!! Y/n...! Hey! *Tries to make you react somehow* No! No no no no...! Say something! Breath! Gasp! Anything! *take of his mask trying to put on you* It works on me! Please...! This got to work on you too...!

*Overwatch finds him*

Jack - Reyes! Hands up where I can see! *starts to walk slowly into the lab*

Reaper- Come on, girl...! *Takes his mask of you*...you can't be...!

Jack- Reyes! I said...! *Surprised seeing him holding you* What...? Is that...?

Ana- *Gasp* Y/n...! Oh no!

Tracer- No..! *Starts to cry immediately*

Jack- Let her go, Reaper! Now! *Points the gun* I won't say it again! What did you do with her?!

Reaper- She's dead...

Jack-...?

Reaper- She died on me...! *Starts to cry* Why...?!

Baptiste- *appears from behind* Is he...crying?

Jack- *in shock* What...what the hell? *put his gun down*

Reaper- Is my fault...! I'm so sorry...! *Hugs you tight letting his mask fall from his hand* I'm sorry!

Tracer- *Also in shock while crying*

Ana- *gets more close*

Jack- Ana...! No!

Ana- *Turn to him telling to wait* I need to see y/n...

Phara- Mother, careful, please...!

Ana- He is not a wild animal. *starts to get close again* Gabe...hey, it's me, Ana Amari.

*She slowly kneels beside him and look at his deformed face, she gasp*

Ana- Oh my...! What they did with your handsome face...? *look at you and close her eyes* You silly girl...Gabe, let me check her...please.

Reaper- She's dead...!

Ana- *She puts two fingers on your neck feeling the heartbeat* She still alive...! Her heart is slowing down! Jack! We need to fall back immediately! *She gets a syringe on her pocket* That'll slow the poison to the heart! Gabriel, let's work together, like the old time, ok?

Reaper- Save her, Ana...please.

Ana- I'll do my best. *Grab your arm injecting the antidote* I need you to take her to the ship! Immediately!

*Without thinking twice, he turns to shadow and takes you out*

Jack- What?! Ana!

Ana- Hear me out before you say anything! *Approches Jack* Inside that black figure, at this moment, is Gabriel Reyes right there! Don't try to kill him! Understand?! I saw Gabriel Reyes there!

Jack- But, Ana...!

Ana- No fucking "but"! Get your ass on the ship!

Art by: Muepin's on tumblr

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[yumikattodl]

Diabolik lovers Blood Bloued Dark 2

✧. * ೃ ༄  I learned that being good is bad. And being bad is good. ✧. * ೃ ༄

Pov. Yumi.

I woke up in my room, looking around the room.

I noticed I was dressed in blue pajamas. Who changed me? I don't remember changing. I fell asleep in my clothes. Someone had changed my clothes.

After a while I sighed. I wonder where they have kitchens I want to eat. I don't want to take off my pajamas now, I'll do it later. Finding a refrigerator is more important. I left the room in my pajamas putting on my slippers.

Then I started looking for the kitchen. I walked for two hours and the kitchen was gone. Kitchen, where are you? I walked around like that for a while.

It came out after another 20 minutes. Finally I found the kitchen. Okay, what can I eat here? I thought about what to eat. Why are there only vegetables here... No sweets... They don't have any sweets here or something! I want candy.

I love candy! So many tomatoes here. I don't want... I want candy.

-Kachiku, do you think it's appropriate to wear pajamas? - I heard a voice from yesterday. The guy I hit with the door. How did he have rudos, rudos, rudos, whatever.

- Not my fault I don't have anything to eat ore - I said. - Rud? My name is rudki - he said a bit annoyed

- How should I know, start carrying name cards I can't remember all these names - I replied.

- Ah, sorry "her ladyship," what else do you wish for tea in bed? A cake?

- said ruki with sarcasm. He was a little annoyed with my behavior.

- Cattle, I advise you to behave as our victim.

- said the dark blue-haired man. Normally he acts like he's my father. I sighed.

- Now get changed and come back in a moment, there will be breakfast.

- He answered. I was surprised at this hour? Vampires lead a nocturnal lifestyle. And here it is 11 o'clock and they are on their feet?

- But vampires lead a nocturnal life?

- I said.

- We, unlike others, do not waste time.

- He replied. Oh, shit, I don't want to get up like this every morning.

Now go and change unless you're trying to provoke us," said Ruki.

I quickly ran to my room. Changing into a yellow sweatshirt. Black pants. black shoes. After which I quickly ran.

Looking for the kitchen. I found it after 10 minutes I can get lost everywhere but this mansion is huge. Everyone was already there and the blond guy who made the deal with me.

I avoided him as much as possible. I took a seat next to Azusa and the giant. The blond guy made an offended face at this gesture. Suddenly ruki came, with Kou eating, he immediately got to them.

- Wait, Kou don't take them all! Before us! - Yuma shouted.

- Azusa, don't just sit there take it before the kou eats it all! - said Yuma loudly

- You too, eat," said Grant-hair. To me. They don't have any sweets here, just vegetables, well I have to eat it. At least here are some of my favorite vegetables. I put some food on myself.

- Kou's got a double or something! She really eats a lot! - said Yuma looking at the amount of food I put on my plate.

- Phi, I don't eat that much - I said. - We eat for free at home," said Ruki. I'm not a free eater either! I looked at the food and started to eat.

- Kitty don't forget about our agreement - He said. Blondie.A deal made in spite of me. - What agreement? - Yuma asked.

- You know, I decided that M neko Chan would pretend to be my girlfriend. After all, she is arrogant. - explained kou.

- You probably made her do it for something? - said Yuma.

- I feel sorry for you, you're going to get screwed. - said Yuma.

- I'm sorry Miss Yuma, maybe the pain will help you... - said Azusa.

- Azusa no," said Yuma. - But it will help her. - Azusa. - Azusa, no.

- Yes. - They were teasing each other. I ate while watching that show.

****

I put on the uniform I got from Ruki. Then I went down to the lounge where everyone was. Then we all got in the limo.

- So, from now on you have a name just like us.

-Ruki announced. At those words I nodded my head.So I am Mukami.

- Kitten, she will be going to class with us. - Said the blond boy.

- Me and Miss, Yumi... - The green-haired man smiled. At least, one of them is nice. We drove 30 minutes to school.

That explains why we left at 6pm. I know that classes are supposed to start at 7pm. I was walking through the school hallway when I heard girls' voices.

- Ah, kou, your concert last night was great! - I heard a delighted voice. I saw Kou surrounded by female fans.

- Ah, you were just there! - The blond guy said in my direction. Ah, he caught me looking at him...

- You go to school together with kou? - one of the fans said.

- I wonder. About that but Kou kun! Who is he to you? - said one of them with her eyes on me. - Ah, right. I'll have to introduce her to you girls.

- Kou said. Kou came up and put his arm around my shoulder.

- We're in a relationship,'' the blond man announced.

- No way! Kou kun

- I shouted one of them.

- You've got to be kidding! With such an average girl...

- another one spoke up. - If you still don't understand, should I show you more? - said Kou looking at the female fans.

- Nn.. Haah... Come on, kitty, wrap your tongue around mine.

- said the blond guy. He kissed me deeply even though everyone is watching us... Not Kou - kun, I don't want to.. Leave me.. - stop it, I said.

- Fufu... Are you excited? You are such a naughty girl that you like to be watched.

- Said kou looking into my eyes. What, it's not like that I don't even love him. Still, we pretend even though I didn't even agree to it. I don't like being watched by so many people I feel embarrassed and ashamed... I want to go back to the mansion already... - Ahh, how cute Yumi, I'm going to lick you from head to toe, make you rot.

- said kou. Kou's eyes are so gentle, he strokes my hair kisses me once again. Despite everything, I want this to end.

*****

Finally, class is over. I can go home. I mean their house. It's not my house. I left the classroom and started heading for the exit.

- Hey, you.

- We wanted to talk a little bit. Do you have some time? I heard from two girls.

-I guess so,‖ I said. Maybe, ruki kun won't be mad if I'm late. I went with those girls.

- Do you need anything? - I asked them. - Listen, can you be a dear and stay away from Kou? -

I said to the girls. If you look at them now, they were with Kou. Before that. But it is kou who does not stay away from me. Not me.

- Exactly! After all, Kou-kun belongs to all of us!

- Shouted one of them. I think that kou-kun doesn't belong to anyone. It's getting weird in here, you have to run away quickly.

- You're too cheeky for someone who's not even remotely nice!

- Fufu. Looks like we have to teach you... What happens if you get close to Kou.

- Another one of them spoke up. I suddenly got hit in the face by one...

****

Umm... It hurts... All my bones hurt. Then when they hit me they started pulling my hair, hitting me and pushing me.

I never thought girls could be like that... Suddenly, kou entered the room.

- Fufufu. You look great, M-neko-chan. - Said the kou with a smile.

- Kou - kun. - I muttered.

- I watched all this while you were being stalked by other girls. You know? Hehe.- said the blond laughing.

- What...? - I said.

- Don't think M neko Chan that I would help you. Because I won't. After all, I had fun watching it. Besides, I'm not obligated to help you.

- he said. That's cruel, he condemned me to it. - You poor little thing. Your hair is covered with chalk dust.

- Kou came closer. He patted my head gently. - Ahah ~... Your clothes are also in disarray... When your skirt is so torn, I can even see your underwear. But you know, now you also understand very well, right? Those who are treated in a special way are hated by others. ... Especially in a closed environment like school, you know?

Fufufu.- kou announced. Kou - kun is right I have nothing to say. I feel terrible. I'm humiliated... Kou-kun is a terrible person but they're blinded by him.

- Ah... You have a cut on your cheek. You poor thing... Nn... Fufu... That's cute...

- he said while smiling sadistically.

- Ow!... - I said when he touched the wound on my cheek.

- It's so beautiful, your face contorted with pain .

- He announced smiling seeing the pain on my face. Kou suddenly bit, me. In the neck, my body was pierced by a tremendous pain that engulfed my entire body . This was the first time I had been bitten by a vampire but I wanted it to be over as soon as possible.... - Kou kun.. Stop it, it hurts...

- I said trying to get away.

- Don't worry kitten, I'll make it hurt even more. - The blond boy replied.

- After all, in this world, it pays more to be bad. And being good is bad.

- Stop... Please.. - I was talking through, pain.

- What are you begging?    Do you think I'd listen if you begged me with tears in your eyes? I wouldn't do that.

~~ - ~~

When a politician flogs me on the back, or my leg stabbed by some random aristocrat.

There have been many rich people.

The ones who would kick me to my core, when my consciousness began to fade after my neck was strangled.

Beautiful things are wonderful. 

They would all say the same thing. Tormenting my body, which was covered In wounds and bruises and my pure white face, twisted in pain.

"Everything has a price, Kou." Each time I begged for their mercy, the adults would say those words, looking at me from the side.

A silver knife slides across my stomach.  Like a snake crawling around, looking for prey.

Part 3

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[winderlylandchime]

1/2 Hello, I’m finally getting around to sending you the Out of the Box review. I’m a bit late even tho this all happened on Wednesday(i think) but that’s due to the fact that afterwards we continued to watch B99 and during the ep found out about Andre passing away. So in true brother fashion, doctor check ups got postponed due to family emergency and he has been in mourning since. Also sorry this is so long:

I legit just sat him in front of the interview and pressed play. So I didn’t even give him the chance to be ready for it. These are just some of the highlights because he was watching so quietly, you’d think Gale would be able to hear him if he was too loud: ‘Bria- wait no, not Brian. But Brian suits him. Fuck it, look it’s my pretty boy but all grown up! WITH GLASSES!’ Not even a minute in and he paused it and went ‘he looks like he’d rather be waterboarded than be here in front of a camera’

Here is where I forgot that his sexuality gets brought up in the first two minutes where the interviewer says “playing gay characters particularly for non gay actors” and he loudly went ‘NON GAY?’ And looked at me in shock and confusion. But then the topic immediately goes to Gale’s upbringing so he actually thought the interviewer was talking about other actors and not Gale…*gale mentions that he grew up pentecostal* ‘he grew up in a CULT? (I swear i only looked at him) *points to me* its all a cult one way or the other. Especially if you go to church 5 times a week.’ And then after a minute of silence he went ‘from a cult to fake fucking guys on tv *raises his soda* my man!’

Gale says he can’t really talk about his brother ‘me with you…but not for whatever reason he has which b-t-w *sings it out* shaaaaady, i just think people won’t care about the baby our parents found on a bus stop.’ He was just staring at the screen and then whispered ‘he’s pretty. How long ago was this filmed? I really fuck with the glasses. But a bit of a beard would be nice on him like in Criminal Minds (at this point im gonna give him your new fic to read since he’s obsessed with the beard/glasses) Gale says he went to San Francisco ‘i went to San Fran once, i did end up there cause I got lost though *long pause while he continues to watch* some very nice homeless people live there.. like my boy Ronny, i miss him’ They mention QAF ‘AH OKAY SHUT UP! Now we’re talking important stuff! Spill the secrets! Who hated who? Who fucked who? Who we still don’t like?’ *he actually scooted closer to the computer screen* (Gale mentions Aiden Gillen/UK qaf) ‘Aiden Gillen? The dude from king Arthur with the hot guy from Sons of Anarchy? Wait *pauses the video* there is a BRITISH version of it? Why?’ (Literally seconds later Gale mentions an ex girlfriend and he hits pause and stares at me) ‘girl….friend? Does he mean that like a girl thats a friend? Or like….they did kisses and stuff? Was he experimenting? You know what? We all have our moments, it’s okay’ Gale says that he has no personal knowledge about how it is to be a gay man and apparently my brother has decided to go full denial for some reason bc he lifts his soda and goes ‘ahhhh, yes, bisexuality’ and then just lifted his cast like a fist while sitting back. Gale mentions that he got blackout drunk before starting to film and he goes ‘i like him. I love him but i also like him. Two different things. I want to hang out with him in a non creepy way, i swear I’m capable of it but also if i had to date him id be down’ Gale is asked if Randy knew he was straight: *hits pause* ‘straight? STRAIGHT?! AS IN HETERO?! LIKE ME? STRAIGHT? LIKE…like..STRAIGHT?! *looks at me in disbelief and whispers* straight? STRAIGHT?! *gets up and immediately sits down* straight? Like he likes women? Like as in like huuuh?’ He then just stared into the screen with paused Gale on it and then whispered to himself ‘straight’ then he rubbed his whole entire face with his hand and then looked at me and went ‘oh this changes so fucking much. I have to alert my boys…and my girls…fuck what is mom gonna say to this? I feel….lied to. Not by him. But by you! *takes a deep breath* its okay..its cool..straight. Just like me….i think..Oh fuck’ Then he sat back on the couch, covered his face with his cast and after like 5ish minutes went ‘soooooo, i guess him and blondie fucking flies out the window, huh? Boy, i was way off with that one, huh’ I need you to know that trying not to laugh during all this was the biggest challenge in life. When I described this to our cousin, she compared it to the Bone scene with Holt and she was pretty spot on. Gale is now talking about working with Randy: ‘He IS extremely talented! (Gale mentions they have similar taste in stuff) *looks at me* do you think he listens to Lil Nas X as well? Please tell me they’re still friends. I need to know if they hang out. Or at least hung out. I got scared cause theres so little bts moments of them but they hung out all the time. I mean i could tell they were friends duuuh’ This is a moment i never even caught but when talking about Sharon, i think Gale messes up Vic/Jack names and my brother goes ‘who the fuck is Jack? Did i miss something or is my very pretty boy forgetful?’ The interviewer starts bringing up the prom scene and he says the he wants to talk about something that for viewers was the most difficult to watch and my brother goes ‘ahh yes, the proposal’ (interview says Brian going to prom) ‘oh yeah, that was also tragic’ ‘we need to watch the prom episode later. They were friends! He cared about him!’ A few minutes later the interviewer says “before we leave babylon” ‘lets NOT leave it. I left it once and it fucked me up for life’

Welcome back dear sweet anon and brother anon!

Are you watching B99 for the first time? I have a friend who’s watching right now for the first time. Either way, so very sad about Andre’s untimely passing. I’ve been devastated and rewatching my fave Captain Holt episodes.

I love your brother calling pentecostal being in a cult. I’m not going to disagree.

“There’s a British version? Why?” Does your brother know that the “British version” is actually the OG version?

His denial about Gale being straight is HILARIOUS. He’s twisting everything like people do for gay people “girl friend… like a friend who’s a girl” and “ahh yes bisexuality.”

And then “straight. Just like me….i think” DID GALE AWAKEN SOMETHING IN YOUR BROTHER?

STRAIGHT!

Captain Hold BONE is so absolutely the correct response to this both timely and accurate.

Here’s the thing. If you’ve listened to the Call Me By Your Shame or any of the subsequent episodes where Randy discusses the artist, you absolutely over to over enunciate LITTLE NAS X the way Randy does. I don’t know about Gale listening to LITTLE NAS X but I think they both listened to Bjork while filming.

“something that for viewers was the most difficult to watch and my brother goes ‘ahh yes, the proposal’ (the interview says Brian going to prom) ‘oh yeah that was also tragic’ CERTIFIED ICONIC. The proposal was hard to watch (for my prince) and also tragic for many reasons. But, yes, Brother Anon most people would say prom.

he looks like he would rather be waterboarded than be here in front of the camera. WELL if that doesn’t sum up Gale, I don’t know what does.

I’m glad your brother is here for glasses and beard. I have always said he has good taste.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

[crisiscutie]

Shadow of Shinra AU

Part 2 of this: https://www.tumblr.com/crisiscutie/715694103186325504/shadow-of-shinra-au-mockumentary-session-im?source=share

Zack:*literally dancing his ass off at the dance machine*

Sephiroth: (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠).......

*Camera zooms behind Sephiroth*

Darling:*walk past the game arcade*

*10 minutes later*

Sephiroth:*turn around and saw Darling not far away from him*

Sephiroth: Wait,you are!!

Darling: Huh? Oh! Sephiroth, I didn't know you were here~ What a coincidence~

Sephiroth: You were here too?!!! I knew my sense weren't wrong!!!

*Meanwhile in a place upstairs*

Genesis:*holding binoculars* So she's the one he talked about, didn't catch her face though,her back is in my direction

Angeal: Should we be watching this?

Genesis: Yes,the camera crew should put light romantic music in this scene later on in the footage

*Back to Sephiroth and Darling*

Darling: You go here for day out on the weekend too?

Sephiroth: My friends kinda dragged me here, wait-!!! That's not important rn, I have a serious question to ask you!!!

Darling: Do tell, I'll see what I can answer you with

Sephiroth: What is your na-

Darling: Wait a minute!!! Is that a camera filming us??!!!

Sephiroth: What- *turn around* How did they-

Darling: I hate being filmed without permission!!!! Sorry but I'm leaving *walked away*

Sephiroth: No,wait-Darling!!!

*She immediately disappeared into the crowd of people walking in the mall*

Sephiroth:".............…."

Sephiroth:*immediately turned to look at the rolling camera* You imbeciles!!!! That was my chance to know her better!!!! CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE!!!??

(technically no,cuz of views rate, Sephy)

Director and the camera crew: Oh shit!!!

*Meanwhile*

Zack: I finished dancing, I broke the world record and got a pretty sweet prize. What's on your guys' end?

Genesis: Sephiroth's chasing the camera crew, I think he might be pulling out his sword

Angeal:*immediately ran downstairs* SEPHIROTH NO!!!!

*Meanwhile at Darling's place*

Darling: After this, I wouldn't observe Sephiroth for a while and put the mission on hold while I do other missions

Darling: Have to make a call to Hojo

Darling: Hate being secretly filmed

Now you know why she didn't secretly film Sephiroth or anyone. Your reply to the previous part of this gave me an idea to make a continuous part 😊

-🌹

im so glad i love mockumentaries, reality tv rotted my brain as a kid so this is like second nature for me haha

*Behind the scenes*

Director: It's a good thing we had enough material to make that situation into a full episode. Through, we had to stop filming for a while afterwards because of an "accident" Sephiroth had with some of the crew members... We're hoping to get some new content out once we get new members of our production crew.

Genesis: Sephiroth went ballistic on them. I've never seen him like this... It was kinda funny, though.

Angeal: *Shaking his head* I told them the mall episode was a bad idea...

Zack: Yeah, I heard about Sephiroth's rampage, some rough stuff... But I've met some cute girls because of my awesome dance score.

Sephiroth was not available for any comment at the moment.

#ff7 sephiroth #sephiroth #zack fair #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #c.c rambles #final fantasy 7 #ff7

[taintedevesayori]

⚰️ Diatober ⚰️

Day 14: Possession | Prompts by @fruit-of-infidelity | Masterlist

((This is the second part of a four part mini series. Links below.))

Part 1: Poison, Part 2: Possession, Part 3: Corpse, Part 4: Insanity

Sayo shot up from her bed. The taste and smell of whatever the hell that apple had become was still there. She immediately doubled over the side of the bed, throwing up blood mixed with black sludge. 

After a few minutes of violent retching, Sayo suddenly sat up straight. Her eyes were glazed over, her mind hazy for a moment….until she was no longer in control of what she was doing. Her hand reached into the pocket of her shorts before pulling out the knife that was always concealed there. She flipped it open with ease as she got out of bed. Her blank eyes stared at the blade for a moment before putting it back in her pocket. 

There was no way she could stay in the most obvious place the girl would be found. She left the room, slowly making her way down the hall. She needed to find the least likely place those boys would find her. 

Laito stared into the water from the fountain. It was a rather cold night, but he couldn’t bring himself to go inside. He had a gut feeling something important was waiting for him out here. Something was off….he just couldn’t tell what. And so, he continued to watch the water, as if that would give him some answers. Maybe it did, in a way. After a while, he spotted a figure in the distance through the falling stream. 

Sayo was staring at him from the entrance of the nearby path that went deeper into the rose garden. Her expression was completely blank….and blood was dripping from the sides of her mouth. He was too far to see that it was mostly black. He had no idea how he hadn’t picked up the scent before, but now he was overwhelmed by the smell of her blood. He was frozen for a moment as a smirk lifted her lips, breaking that dead expression from a moment ago….but as she stared at him, her eyes were stone cold. 

“Laito~” she called. “Why are you staring at me like that?”

That snapped him out of it. He dashed around the fountain towards her, but she continued to step further back away from him. 

“What’s wrong? You look worried over something. It couldn’t be me, could it? Why do you care if I die? It makes no difference to you, does it? I’m just a random human girl. It’s not like we are particularly close. I mean, we argue most of the time we see each other, right?”

“How could you say that?!” he exclaimed. “Stop this! There’s something wrong with you. We have to get you treated!”

She suddenly laughed. “Why? What reason do you have to help me? Just let me die.”

“Why are you always so stubborn?! Just shut up and let me help you!”

“Oh?” she was suddenly directly in front of him.

A twisted grin warped her expression as she grabbed his face with bloody fingers. “I didn’t realize you actually cared! You don’t want to lose me, riiiiight?!”

With that, she collapsed in his arms. Her maniac laughter only added to his distress.

“I have no idea what the hell is going on, but I’m taking you inside,” he picked her up, rushing inside. 

He thought about immediately taking her to Reiji but decided to take her to his room and get Reiji once she woke up instead. He had no idea what had happened, after all. She would need to tell him. 

He pulled up a chair beside his bed, anxiously waiting for her to wake up. It seemed like her sleep was restless, like she was having nightmares. He wanted to wake her up to spare her, but figured it wouldn’t be a good idea. 

After a good thirty minutes, Sayo began to stir. 

“Laito…?” She muttered when her eyes met his. 

“Sayo…!”

“What the hell am I doing here? Why am I in your room?”

“You don’t remember?”

“No. I went to bed in my own room. Did you bring me here?” She glared.

“I did, after you passed out in the garden.”

Now she was even more confused. “Wait, what? I was in the garden? I don’t remember any of this. Please explain everything you know.”

“I saw you in the garden a little earlier. There was blood coming from your mouth. You were acting strange and then suddenly passed out. That’s when I brought you here.”

“I was bleeding?”

She stood up, examining herself for any injuries. But there were none. 

“This is so strange…” she muttered. “I’m going to my room. If there was blood, maybe there’s some clue there.”

“I’m coming with you,” Laito followed her out of his room. “You really don’t have to.”

“You passed out and were bleeding for an unknown reason earlier,” he gave her a hard look. “I’m not leaving you alone.”

“Fine,” she sighed. 

When they got to her room, they were faced with quite the sight. There was a large puddle of blood with black sludge in it beside her bed from earlier. 

“W-What the hell…?” She muttered.

“You don’t remember this?” Laito asked.

“Not at all…”

She walked over to the puddle, studying it more closely. 

“What is this stuff…?” 

She dipped her hand in, trying to grab some of the black sludge with her fingers. The second she made contact with it, her heart skipped a beat. Her mind went hazy. She began to remember her dreams…and what she was desperately trying to fight inside her head as she was wandering around after waking up. 

“Just give in. You don’t need this body. You don’t even want to be here. Shouldn’t you be with your brother? Isn’t he lonely without you? You’re the reason he’s dead. If it weren’t for you, he would still be alive. So be a good little sister and join him already. Give this body to me and be with Shiro, Sayori. Don’t you feel bad for me? I just want to see my sons again.”

“Just give in.”

“Give in, Sayori.”

“Give in.”

“Sayo?!” Laito exclaimed as Sayo fell backwards, passing out on the floor.

Image made in neka

#diatober #diatober 2023 #diabolik lovers oc #diabolik lovers #diabolik oc #sayori makina #laito sakamaki

[alex-supremacy4]

realization (1/2)

wow, two fics in the same day!!! awesome ^_^ (this one is dedicated to a few people i did a roleplay with in flicker roleplay, so yeah!! i was both charlie and alab)

anyways, tw: mentions of bl00d, g0r3, g7ns, etc..

lassi was the nicest person throughout the entire game! but they weren't the most innocent either.

as charlie fell to the ground, bleeding out, trey (derogatory) had put away the gun. "gosh.. i'm so fucking sorry." they cursed under their breath. lassi smiled widely as dan stared in shock, looking at lassi. he gained suspicion of the way she smiled right after trey just blew charlie's brains out.. "who's taking the bodies?" trey asked, bringing out the bags. "me, me!" lassi jumped up and down, desperate to take his body down to the basement for some reason. trey nodded as they stuffed the body into the bag, and ordered dan to clean up the blood and brain matter while lassi brang the body to the basement. they both agreed and started cleaning the place. after a few minutes of cleaning and interacting with eachother, a loud 'ahem' was heard from the speaker. they all listened in to what the 'narrator' had to say. "alright, people.. today, we have a special guest joining us today!" well they seemed excited.. but why? no one else was, and it probably couldn't have been somebody important. "please welcome our new guest.. drumroll please!" a drumroll sound effect played. even though this was a whole ass death game, there is no way that some parts can NOT be funny. footsteps were heard as they turned to the door. there they were.. the others did not recognize who this was. why would they be so special? it seemed that the person had baggy jeans with shoes that seemed a bit.. off???? they wore a shirt that had the words 'I [heart] You'. their hairstyle was fluffy and parted, one side looking swept away to seperate from the other. there was nothing special about this person. "meet alab! say hi to them." the 'narrator' exclaimed, yet deadpan and stern when demanding they say hi to them. trey smiled and waved to alab. lassi didn't smile, wave, say hi or anything. dan got up to greet the shorter person, shaking their hand with excitement and introducing himself. alab got a warm enough welcome. but then, as soon as alab got comfortable enough, trey said "welcome to a death game." that immediately broke alab's heart, making them confused and their comfort die down almost instantly. "..what do you mean?" they questioned, their voice trembling. it was obvious they were scared. "hey hey, don't tell him yet! wait for the game to REALLY start." the 'narrator' said, worrying alab more. "are we gonna die here?!" they panicked. "no no no! you're not gonna die." lassi raised an eyebrow at the 'narrator's line, showing an expression of 'how sure are you about that?' alab looked at lassi, who immediately found out what their expression meant. their eyes pleaded and begged to not get killed, but lassi's eyes had 'no mercy' written aaall over them. then, dan got up to grab alab by the arm. they seemed surprised, but went along with it as they were brought to the bedroom. (istfg if anyone makes a joke out of this,,) he sat alab down, also sitting down next to them. "uhh.." just incase, dan closed the door and locked it. he then sat back down, looking over to them. "..are you dan?" they questioned as he nodded. "it's nice to meet you." they shook hands. "but uh.. try not to make any enemies. this place is a death trap with a murderer in here." wow, that really helped alab's anxiety. they panicked a bit, but managed to calm down because of dan's tactics. they moved on from that. "well.. who stood in the game the longest?" "me, lassi, and trey." he answered almost in the middle of alab's sentence. "..oh." they nodded. the two have formed an alliance and come to good terms, finally opening the door. "did you two lovebirds make out or some shit?" lassi joked, trey giggling after. "shut up.." alab mumbled, dan looking over to him as if they were a maniac.

tbc cuz its a school night and i HAVE to wake up at 4 am. not going to sleep yet, js stopping here

please let this get notice. this took 30 minutes, multiple breaks, minutes of writing and thinking, and 700 words.

#flesh man alex #alex is the flesh man #reference #that one au rp #cw: gore #tw: violence #idk what tags to use

[bearsanpancakes]

Mitsuki Izumi RabbiTube Rabbit TV - Part 2: Ordinary days that can become special when filled with sincerity

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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Riku: Iori, is this placement alright?

Iori: Yes, just place it there.

Tamaki: Let’s do it guys…

Nagi: Ok! I’m done as well.

Tamaki, Nagi and Riku: …it’s done~!

Iori: You all were just placing strawberries, there’s no need to be so dramatic…

Riku: We’re not being dramatic! This is a handmade cake that we’ll be gifting to Mitsuki, you know…!

Tamaki: Mikki is always the one who makes the cakes for us, so we have to make this as best as we can.

Nagi: That’s right, Iori. The outer appearance is just as important as the taste.

Iori: Alright, I guess you all are right.

Yamato: Well, I’ll just be watching you guys from now on, beer still tastes the best after all.

Sogo: Let me pour you some beer, Yamato-kun.

Yamato: Oh, thanks.

Tamaki: Honestly So-chan, don’t let him drink too much!

Sogo: I know, Tamaki-kun.

Nagi: Iori, how much longer do we have to wait until Mitsuki returns?

Iori: Let’s see… he had a job nearby, so it will take about 15 minutes or so…

Mitsuki: I’m home~!

Riku: Uwah, he’s back!

Iori: Quick, hide the cake in the fridge…!

*Click*

Mitsuki: Argh, it’s always so cold at night… Hm, what’s up with this? Why’s everyone posing weirdly in the kitchen?

Riku: W-we’re playing red light, green light!

Iori: T-that’s right. Nikaido-san is the ghost. [1]

Mitsuki: In the kitchen!? Sogo’s standing beside Yamato, so what’s his role then?

Sogo: I-i’m the ghost’s crony…

Mitsuki: Crony…?

Nagi: The crony has to keep a close eye on everyone to make sure that they don’t actually move.

Tamaki: We’ll get targeted by the crony if this continues, let’s just hurry up and continue the game!

Mitsuki: O-okay. I’ll just go get changed then.

*Thud*

Tamaki: T-that was close…!

Iori: What was “we’re playing red light, green light” supposed to mean!?

Riku: I couldn’t think of anything else on the spot!

Yamato: The ghost and his crony doesn’t sound all that bad, don’t you think?

Sogo: I couldn’t think of any other terms, so that’s what I went with…

Tamaki: Yama-san is actually kinda like a kid.

Nagi: He looks like a middle-aged man, but he has the mentality of a little kid.

Yamato: Hey, I heard that.

Iori: Since the cake hasn’t been discovered yet, let’s make preparations to watch Rabbitube then.

*Click*

Mitsuki: I’m so hungry, let’s see what meal I can make…

Iori, Tamaki, Nagi, and Riku: Ah—!

Mitsuki: Ah!? What’s the matter!? I feel like you all are acting strange…

Nagi: Mitsuki! Look at the time! Rabbitube will be updated in a short while!

Mitsuki: Oh, you’re right. I can’t believe it’s already this late!

Iori: Let’s watch it first before we have our meal. Everyone, please gather here.

Yamato: Come here Mitsu, join the ghost’s side.

Mitsuki: Eh, I’m a crony of yours as well?

Sogo: I’m so sorry, it’s all because I said some strange things…!

Tamaki: I’m so excited about Mikki’s video!

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Everyone: …

Nagi: As expected of Mitsuki, you’re outstanding as always! You made everyone laugh throughout so many points of the video!

Iori: It’s nii-san’s field of expertise, after all.

Riku: There was only Mitsuki in that video, but it really feels like we joined in on the filming as well! I wonder why that is!

Sogo: On the other side of the screen… the hearts of the audience are aligned through you as well, that’s Mitsuki-kun’s strength.

Yamato: I wanted to see you drink senburi tea [2], but you answered it correctly so fast…

Mitsuki: Ahaha! Thank you everyone!

Mitsuki: Yamato-san’s part will suffice if you want to watch someone drinking senburi tea.

Yamato: Don’t tease me on the program as well.

Tamaki: Mikki cooking without using English was really fun!

Tamaki: It’d be nice if I got that challenge [3] as well. I’m not good at English like Iorin and Nagicchi, they’re definitely experts at it.

Sogo: You immediately used a loan word…

Tamaki: Really?

Riku: Mitsuki, aren’t you afraid of snakes!?

Mitsuki: I was surprisingly fine with it! I could tell that it was a toy when I felt it.

Riku: I see! You looked super composed, it shocked me a bit!

Nagi: Mitsuki is a good host, as for what kind of video Tamaki will make, I’m unable to imagine.

Mitsuki: I could say the same for you, Nagi!

Nagi: Oh! I have a feeling mine will turn into a video promoting Kokona.

Yamato: I can tell.

Iori: …it’s time to bring that thing out now, everyone.

Riku: Ah, that thing! Hang on, I’ll go take it!

Iori: Nanase-san, please wait here! We’ll be doomed if some accident happens.

Riku: What do you mean by “accident”!?

Mitsuki: What do you mean by “that thing”? Did something happen?

Iori: It’s the cake all of us made together.

Tamaki: Ta-da! Mikki, thank you for always making cakes for us!

Yamato: The flavor might not be ideal, but this is our gratitude towards you.

Sogo: Wishing that you have a wonderful year ahead.

Mitsuki: …you guys… I thought you said you were playing red light, green light…

Riku: And for Rabbitube as well, thank you for always making such tasty food for us!

Nagi: Mitsuki’s smile lights up the entire dorm and warms our hearts.

Iori: …nii-san.

Iori, Yamato, Tamaki, Sogo, Nagi, and Riku: Happy birthday!

Mitsuki: Thank you! I love you all!

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End of part 2

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[1] - The ghost here refers to “it”, as in the person who has to turn around and catch the other players. I decided to go with Yamato being the ghost instead of “it” because of the running joke they make later on.

[2] - A type of tea that’s known for being very bitter, it’s usually used as punishment for losing challenges on game shows. It’s shown in Mitsuki’s (and everyone else’s) Rabbitubes, so give it a watch here if you don’t know about it yet!

[3] - It’s a bit hard to explain when translated to English, but in the original JP rabbit tv Tamaki mentions that he’s bad at English, yet he says the word “challenge” in English.

#idolish7 #idolish #ainanatl #mitsuki izumi #rabbitube #no proofreading I just die

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

The Witcher S3 EP 2: Unbound AKA Roll Call, Everyone's Here

I'll be honest, a good percentage of this just Bard Lust. And getting excited and/or concerned when characters first appear

Little do you know, she is trying to keep the royal peace...

But you and I agree on one thing, Madam Barkeep 👀

Hm. Ciri, has that been happening a lot?

"My Ugly One?" Is that...a term of endearment because I have Thoughts, Concerns, and Emotions if it is...

Shopping for what, Yen?

He's not wrong about the monsters

Is that...? It is! I now have a canonical crossover point! Codringher = Edwin the Magnificant. And they're both even a mysterious stranger type that our Adventuring Hero and his bestie go to for advice/assistance/information/etc.

Hello, who are you? Oh. Nevermind. It's Emperor CreepyDad

Damn Fringilla...you're in a sorry state

Oh wait, we've met them before. They were helping...someone last season. Why didn't I recognize him?

Aww, look at Jaskier looking so smug and proud. Not unlike a cat himself

I don't trust those noises outside...

Geralt "Oh I've got plenty of contempt, old man"

Aww look, they're growing. And sharing their feelings. But also, Jask, baby...💔

Ragamuffin gets used for a lot of magic-y things (ok, it was 2, but that's still a lot when there's So Many Words out there, even if we stick to English)

Ooh, I don't know who this woman is but I like her

I respect it Ciri but your impulses are going to get people killed. Rein it in girl

Triss? Teaching at Aretuza? Why does that feel...wrong?

Stregobitch. Glad you went off the rails there at the last minute because I was almost starting to think you were being sensible and it made me itchy.

Go Tissaia, putting Bitch in his place!

Blood on a wall is never good...

What...is happening and why do I feel like it might be a sex thing?

Ok so it's not a sex thing? Spies are weird

Sure Dijkstra, to "Redania." We can pretend this is a for king and country thing if it helps you sleep at night, but there are definitely personal ambitions at hand

This. Is. A. Look. and a Power. Stance. God I'm in love with him (also I'm really here for the varied florals. And the shapes that the fit creates. The costumer in me is thrilled)

"I don't do pretty." What a lie. An absolute lie. I have never heard a bigger lie

My guy, Princeling, whatever. Can we focus? I mean I too love when the bard is bard-ing, but this is important

Ooh, nice castle. Definitely a trap

Where's your other sword Geralt? Don't tell me you expected a trap and still left it on the horse...

Ouch. What a Mom answer, straight to the gut

Oh honey. Yennefer knows that fight better than most

Oh hey Cahir! It's been a while. What's up? Hallucinating Ciri? Neat

Ooh. Fringilla has an Idea (I bet I know what it is)

I already adore this song immediately (and the extended version on spotify is *chefs kiss*). Also 🥺

God, Jaskier proving he can play The Game is so sexy. Send help

If you break my Jaskier's heart, I will end you Princeling.

Oh good, you do have the other sword. I feel better now

Gross. What the fuck.

Oh, he's just kidnapping every girl that looks vaguely Ciri-esque. And apparently making them into nightmare fuel when they're not her

Elven? Who...?

Oh look live action Orsino-Harvester! Not something I wanted, but cool

Oh Jesus. They're still connected. This just keeps getting worse

That looked like it hurt, but it's a small price to pay for freedom probably. Now what Frin?

God Vizimir is obnoxious. And that was an...interesting look from his lady wife. The true power behind the throne perhaps? Or plotting a coup?

Well shit. Firefucker's going to kill these two, isn't he? Don't you dare hurt the kitty!! (I guess at least he listened to that...)

I don't trust you or your gift Vilgefortz. But at the same time, goddamn I like you, you smooth, pretty motherfucker

It's Yennefer. Of course she's bringing trouble. And, as noted, she is trouble

That's a lot to blame yourself for, Yen...

So you abandoned the search to save the girl? And she's...crazy? manipulated? the trap? I'm confused

#Shye watches The Witcher #semi-liveblogging #The Witcher season 3 #The Witcher season 3 spoilers #Netflix The Witcher #I am struggling between 'I want to watch this all at once and burn it into my brain' and 'make it last' #so I waited a while on this episode

[dear-eli]

Yesterday was a shit day.

It didn't help that you came in here 2 days in a row for morning cuddles (Thursday because of the storm, and Friday just because you wanted to and you could) but weren't able to do so on Saturday. It also didn't help that I once again was up past 5 am when I had to be up shortly after 9, and took one of my CBD sleep gummies at some point after 3am). But I woke up tired and groggy and cranky and congested/sinus headachey, had to deal with girls, and then.

Then I asked you a simple question: would you be able to run a simple errand for me and/or take me to run it myself. You didn't even really answer the question. You said you and Kacee weren't planning on going to Walmart - which wasn't what I asked; I asked whether you could pick up an order for me, regardless of whether you had already planned on going or not, but god forbid you have to take Kacee out of her way for the literally FIVE MINUTES it would take to pick up my order 🙄 - and THEN you suggested I ask your mom to pick it up for me. Your mom who barely speaks to me any more than Kacee does, who was out running errands god only knows where, and who ALSO didn't go to Walmart. Fuck off. Fuck alllll the way off with that.

And of course the answer to the latter half of my question was also (an unspoken) no, because your mom still had Alex's truck and there was no way in frozen-over hell that Kacee was going to let you take me anywhere in her boss's car, with or without her. But that all went without saying.

And THEN, since you were so adamant about not going to Walmart and trying to foist off my request on literally anyone else you could, I decided to do what I very rarely do: I checked Life360 and tracked your whereabouts. Turns out by "running errands," you and Kacee apparently actually meant "going on a date." You told me you were picking up parts for your car and going to talk to a mechanic about fixing it; but from what I saw on the app, it looked like y'all ate lunch, spent a few hours at the arcade (maybe saw a movie??), maybe went to Drug Emporium (and/or Lowe's for some reason), and went out to dinner too. Whereas when I need to run errands, I have to plan it for days in advance, BEG for permission to ride in the car with you, go straight to the store and immediately back home, and STILL get accused of lying about where I went and why. But when Kacee needs to "run errands," it apparently means taking you out for a prolonged date out on the town and only barely doing anything actually important. But I don't get to go out on dates with you, again unless I plan for WEEKS in advance, and even if I do, she can't last for more than a few hours without texting you and picking a fight to ruin my day. It's fucking bullshit, Eli. I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen, in my home and in my relationship, and being treated like I'm on house arrest. I've done nothing to deserve that.

And I don't appreciate you fucking lying to me. You lied (by omission but still a lie) about WHY you couldn't run to Walmart for me right quick, you lied about what you were out doing in the first place, and you refused to even answer the part about whether or not you could take me later. I understand that she doesn't want you texting me and vice versa - but this was a clear case of LOGISTICS, which was one of the only exceptions to that rule. And you shut me down without even a moment's consideration.

Between that, and me trying to wait for everyone else for dinner (and thus being hangry), and having to deal with a sinus headache, and Kayleigh being extra annoying after her cousins left - is it any wonder that I was mad and irritated when you got home? Is it any wonder that, when you asked me under your breath whether or not I was okay, when I finally got to eat something for the first time in 7+ hours, I shook my head "no"? Oh and thank you SO much for following up on that, btw. (That's sarcasm, in case that was unclear; you DIDN'T follow up or ask for further explanation/clarification and you really fucking should have.)

So yeah. Yesterday was an absolutely garbage day. And I'm still suffering from sinus crap and dysentery, and I am still mad at you. When I've told you point blank that what I need you to pick up for me is MEDICATION to treat health issues I'm struggling with, and you just tell me "no can do" and try to shift responsibility to someone else; when you refuse to help me and then have the AUDACITY to ask me if I'm okay? Fuck you. No, I’m OBVIOUSLY not fucking okay, asshole. And you're being a shit boyfriend. If you're even technically my boyfriend anymore.

Maybe it's time I start properly enforcing this "break" we're supposed to be taking.

#i started writing this last night but fell asleep #so i edited some of the timing etc to refer to 'yesterday' (i.e. Saturday) instead of 'today' #but the emotions are still fresh #it's only been like 45 minutes since i woke up

[hoebaring]

Diamond Heart (4) | Park Jimin

Su-Jin POV

Beep, bee-

My hand immediately went up to the alarm, and shut it off. It was a habit of mine to turn off the alarm before it starts ringing. Today, I was a little late, but it's alright.

I pulled the covers off of my body and went to freshen up. After a good fifteen minutes, I came out to get dressed. I rummaged through my closet and found something comfortable to wear. I quickly got into my clothes and went to the kitchen, to have my cup of coffee for today. I need my daily dose of caffeine to function properly throughout the day.

I sat down on the couch with the coffee mug in my hand, and decided to go through my phone, for any unread messages. I scrolled through all my contacts and saw no new ones. After I finished my coffee, I put the mug in the sink and walked towards my laptop.

'I don't have much to do anyways.'

You may be thinking why. Well, it's not because I don't have a job. I do; I'm an assistant makeup artist for my friend's sister, Areum eunnie. She works as a professional for many advertisements and TV shows. I assist her, working beside her and learning some new techniques. However, today her schedule was empty. If hers was empty, it meant that mine was also empty.

I opened my laptop, and started scrolling through my emails. I rarely check my inbox, because I know the only mails I'll get are the spam ones. I opened my laptop, and started deleting all the mails I didn't need.

'Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Dele-wait what's this?'

It looked sort of important, so I opened it. As I started reading it, I realized that this was a job offer. However, my question was, is this real? I mean, is it a spam mail just to attract me? I wasn't sure, thus, I called the number at the end of the mail. A few seconds later, I heard a female voice on the other end of the conversation.

"Hello, This is BigHit Entertainment. Who's speaking?" asked the person on the other end of the line.

"Hello, This is Lee Su-Jin. I have been sent an email regarding a job offer about being a makeup artist." I replied.

"Yes Ms. Lee. Have you come to a decision yet?"

'Oh shit. I can't say I called to make sure if they are real or not. Ok wait, how do I phrase this?'

"No, not yet. I just called to know more information about this particular job. Like, how do you guys know me? Do we know each other?" I asked, trying to say it as formally as I could.

"Unfortunately, I don't have the answers you require. Shall I give you a number, whom you could ask these questions to?"

"Yeah, that will be okay."

"Shall I send it over via mail?"

"Yes, you can do that. May I call anytime?"

"I don't know about that. He'll be pretty busy, but you can try calling; if he doesn't answer, it's probably because he's busy."

"Okay, thank you so much!"

"You're welcome and have a great day!" She said, as she cut the call.

Within a few minutes, the mail arrived with the number. I pondered if I should call right away or call them tomorrow. I decided to call them after an hour or so, and started my preparations for lunch. It's not everyday that I get to cook for myself and eat homemade food. Exactly an hour later, the food was prepared and I sat down on the couch. It was a long time ago that I last cooked food, and I forgot that it would be tiring.

I glanced at the clock in the living room, and saw that the time was 1:15. I couldn't call right now, they'll probably be on their lunch break. I decided to call them after I ate, so I sat down at the dining table and started eating. I can cook pretty well; in college, all my roommates loved my cooking. They said it was tasty, and now tasting it after a couple of years, really made me believe that I am a good cook.

After I finished eating, I put all the dishes in the dishwasher and turned it on. Then, I cleaned the kitchen counters, which weren't very dirty. I sat down on the bar stools near the kitchen, after wiping my wet hands with a towel. I checked the time on the phone. 2:30.

'I'm pretty sure lunch breaks are over by now. At least for me, it would've been over. But, let's just wait another half an hour.'

So, BigHit Entertainment, huh? I know that name, it's all over the news because of the popular bands it's home to: BTS & TXT are just two that I've heard of. Everyone my age are fans of those bands, wait, what do they call their fandoms? Oh right, ARMY and MOA. However, BigHit Entertainment seems familiar to me, in another way. I just can't pinpoint exactly what it is.

I don't follow any bands. I just listen to their music and enjoy it at the moment. Listening to all their discography, doing research on them, dying whenever they post something, just doesn't suit my personality.

However, my best friend, Kang Soo-Yun would love it. I think she follows only BTS, but whenever we meet up in our favorite cafe, the only thing she talks about is them posting something on Instagram, Twitter, and that other website, I think it's something called Weverse. If she figures out I got this offer, she would jump up and down, and downright be jealous.

'Oh wait, it's already 2:55. I think lunch breaks are over by now. Let me call him.'

I moved myself to the couch and quickly dialed the number, waiting for it to ring. It rang for quite a long time, so I concluded that whoever that person was, was probably busy at the moment.

I was about to hang up, when I heard a voice from the other end of the line, saying, "Hello, This is Bang Si-Hyuk. Who's speaking?"

I put the phone next to my ear, and said, "Good morning Mr. Bang. This is Lee Su-Jin. I am calling about the job offer regarding the post of makeup artist that was sent to me through an email."

"Oh yes, Ms. Lee. Yes, yes, Ms. Choi had informed me that you would be calling. It seems that you had some queries about the job?"

"Yes, Mr. Bang. I actually called to ask you some questions. Are you free right now, sir?"

"Yes, I'm free right now. And please, feel free to call me Bang PD-nim."

"Oh okay. Firstly, may I know how you know me? I don't remember filling out a job application for BigHit Entertainment, sir."

"Yes, I'm pretty sure you haven't filled out an application. I actually know you from the IBI Awards that you take part in every year. One of my friends works there and informed me about your achievements. I was interested in your résumé, and hence, decided to contact you."

"Oh, alright. However, I've heard that your company is prominent in the music field. You would probably have sufficient makeup artists to support your musicians. Why are you considering hiring me?"

"Well, about that, there was a sudden problem regarding one of our makeup artists and she had to resign. We need an immediate replacement, and I thought you would be the perfect choice."

"Hmm, okay, sir. Thank you so much for your time and answers."

"You're welcome Ms. Lee. Have you made a decision yet?"

"No, not yet sir. I decided I would take it when I have all the information."

"Okay. However, remember that we are in immediate need of this job to be filled, would it be possible for you to tell us no later than tomorrow morning so we can plan according to that."

"Sure sir, that won't be a problem. I'll make sure to inform you by tomorrow."

"Okay Ms. Lee. Thank you for calling and have a great day!"

"Yes sir, you too!"

I hung up, and took a big breath. Even if I was in this field for around three years, it still was tiring to talk professionally. I fell straight back onto the couch and put my hand on my forehead. I can't believe I was exhausted after socializing for fifteen minutes. Well, it has been a long time since I talked to anyone for that matter.

'That reminds me, it's been a long time since I talked to Soo-Yun. Let me see if she's free today.'

"Hey, are you free today? Wanna meet up?" - Sent at 3:16

I don't expect her to reply immediately; she's a fashion designer, working as a stylist. She'll probably be busy right now; shoots don't end this early, do they?

"No bro, I'm pretty busy today. How about tomorrow?" - Soo-Yun ❤️ Sent at 3:18

I quickly checked my calendar. Looks like work ends tomorrow at 5. I think I can make it work.

"Yeah sure. Usual cafe, same time?" - Sent at 3:19

"Yeah sure, see you tomorrow!" - Soo-Yun ❤️ Sent at 3:19

"Yeah okay, byeeeeeee~~" - Sent at 3:20

Now that plan is also canceled. I never thought my day would be this boring without work. I looked around my apartment, to see if I needed to clean it, but it was spotless. I decided to make some popcorn and binge-watch my favorite K-dramas. I looked around the kitchen; I had enough leftovers for dinner.

I opened Netflix on my TV and started watching. Before I knew it, the time was 8:30 and my stomach was rumbling, like an earthquake was occurring. I walked towards the kitchen and sat on one of the bar stools, to start eating. After I finished my dinner, I washed my hands and made my way to the bedroom.

I laid down on my bed and started thinking about what I should do regarding the job. It was a good offer; I mean, compared to being an assistant, it was good progress. The pay was also pretty good, better than the job I currently have. Areum eunnie is also kind towards me, she would love it if I took up this offer.

However, the only doubt that lingered on my mind was, if I could handle the responsibilities that would come with being a full-time, professional makeup artist. Like they say, as the pay raises, so will the responsibilities.

While I listed the pros and cons, I decided the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. I would be able to become the makeup artist that I've always dreamed of becoming. All my hard work and effort would finally be getting the result they deserved.

Therefore, without hesitation, I got off the bed and opened my laptop to write my acceptance mail. As I made my way to the send button, I realized I should send it tomorrow morning.

'Who sends mails in the middle of the night?'

I saved the draft and scheduled it to be sent at exactly 7 AM tomorrow. Locking my laptop, I closed it and walked towards the bed and got into my cozy covers. Tomorrow would be the same old work, helping eunnie around by handing her the tools and giving her ideas. Sighing heavily, I closed my eyes, resting for a hectic day tomorrow.

#jimin ff #diamond heart #bangtan fic #bts jimin #romance fanfiction #bts idol au

[adoringhaikyuu]

when you hang out with their best friend/teammate without them | 2

characters: suna, akaashi, tsukishima

request: can we get the when you hang out with their best friend/teammate without them for suna akaashi and tsuki?

warnings: nothing, just some kissing and a few possessive boys

notes: ahh my first request!! i’m happy that i wrote something that someone wanted more of haha <3

part one | part two

akaashi:

akaashi likes to have his shit together and he often overthinks things

which is why after concluding that if he finished all his work in one go he’d have more time to hangout with you, he decided to do exactly that

you offered to stay with him while he worked but he knew that you’d end up distracting him (not in a bad way or anything) and that he most likely wouldn’t finish his work on time

so you were temporarily banned from his place until he was done

but you were bored and pouty so you complained to bokuto, knowing he would understand your over-exaggerated reaction

he texted you immediately ‘whaaattt ?? i’m coming over right now!!!’

he showed up ten minutes later to your house, snacks in hand, ready to keep you company and playfully complain about your boyfriend and his best friend 

he insisted on sending him snaps of the two of you pouting at the camera, ‘how could you abandon this cute face, akaashi???’

his arm was wrapped around you and his face was smushed against yours but honestly he didn’t mean to make akaashi jealous, he was just being himself, completely playful and dramatic 

akaashi wasn’t planning on opening the messages since bokuto was always spamming him but when he took a five minute break, he opened them just in case they were important today 

when he saw his best friend practically cuddling you, his brows furrowed and a scowl made it’s way onto his face

since you and bokuto weren’t exactly expecting a response from akaashi, you went on to do other things, showing each other tik toks, and just chatting while you waited for him to finish up. 

it was about ten minutes later that you both heard the doorbell ring. you and bokuto both turned to each other, confused.

“did you order food?” you asked.

“no, i was gonna ask if you did? cause i’m starving––”

“well then who’s that...” you muttered to yourself as you got up to answer the door, bokuto cowering behind you, mumbling about if it was a murderer, phone in hand, ready to call the cops. you can imagine your surprise when you opened the door to find your boyfriend standing there, a scary serious look on his face. 

you blinked in shock, but before you could say anything, bokuto stepped in front of you. “hey hey hey! took you long enough buddy! i was keeping y/n company while you banned her from your house. how could you do that by the way––ow!”

your eyes widened as akaashi smacked bokuto’s head. “shut up bokuto. you can go now.”

bokuto pouted dramatically, “aw what?? we were about to order food,” he turned back to you. “right y/n?” 

suddenly the boy was yanked back and out of the house, a yelp jumping from his throat abruptly and akaashi was standing next to you. “you have food at your own house, why don’t you go there.” he shut the door without another word and turned to face you, ignoring the whining on the other side of the door. 

“what––what are you doing here?” you looked up at him, confused and slightly in awe as he placed his hands on your cheeks and tilted your head to look up at him, his thumbs rubbing your skin gently. 

“wanted to be with you.” he gave you a small smile but you responded with an adorable confused pout.

“but what about your work––”

“i’ll just do it tomorrow, it is saturday after all.” 

“hey when i said that you still insisted on working.” you pursed your lips and narrowed your eyes curiously. “was it because bokuto was here?” 

he looked away, “i have no idea what you’re talking about.”

you laughed. “you know you’re a terrible liar when it comes to me.” 

he slid his hands down to your arms and placed them around his neck before gripping your waist under your shirt. you gasped softly at the feeling of his fingertips against your skin and he smirked down at you. he leaned in until his lips were grazing yours. “again, i have no idea what you’re talking about.” 

before you could even think of a response, his hands were pulling you flush against him and his lips were on yours, taking your breath away. you moaned into the kiss and he groaned, his fingertips digging into your skin as he slid his tongue into your mouth expertly.

just as you got lost in his touch, you heard a small voice from outside. “so are you guys gonna let me back in?”

suna:

so suna is a lazy boy, we know that

and he likes to nap a lot

sometimes he’s just so tired that he forgets to text you before he naps

and today you’re supposed to hang out with him but around 3pm he stopped answering, so you knew he was taking his usual afternoon nap and if you went by his place, he wouldn’t be able to answer the door

so you decided to go out and get some snacks on the way to his house, planning to take your sweet time and let your boy rest

by coincidence, you ran into atsumu at the shop and he insisted on staying with you... and eating some of suna’s snacks 

it’s about a little while later that you make your way over to suna’s place, texting him to make sure he’s awake

when suna opened his door, the subtle smile dropped from his face when he realized you’re not alone. he raised a brow and looked over to his friend, “i don’t remember inviting you.” 

you pursed your lips, scolding your boyfriend’s bluntness. “suna–”

atsumu shrugged, a grin on his face. “i was keeping your girl company and thought i’d be a gentleman and walk her over here.” 

suna raked his eyes over atsumu lazily, clearly unamused. “yeah thanks. you can go now.” 

the blonde pouted dramatically. “oh what? come on, you’re not gonna invite me in?” he put his arm around you and gave you puppy dog eyes. “come on y/n, convince him for me?” 

you managed to turn for a split second to realize how close he had gotten to you before you were pulled out of his arms and into the warmth of the house. you blinked and suddenly you were under suna’s arm, facing a wide-eyed atsumu. 

next thing you know, the door was shutting in his face. you turned to suna and he simply shrugged and took the bag from your hands. “you brought snacks,” he smirked. “you’re the best.” he put it down on the table and tilted his head as he looked down at you curiously, trying to seem nonchalant, but his narrowed eyes gave him away. “why were you with him?” 

you tried to hide your smirk as you answered him. “went to get you some snacks while you were asleep and ran into him at the shop.”

his eyes reduced down to slits as he watched the playful look in your eyes. “why?” you smiled. “were you jealous?” 

he walked over to you slowly and slid his hand up to your neck, gripping it softly but firmly as he tilted your head up towards him. he made a show of trailing his eyes down from yours to your lips and keeping them there, making your breath hitch in anticipation. 

“less talking, more moaning.” he pressed his lips against yours possessively and had you melting and giving in immediately. whatever he wants, he gets. you knew that better than anyone.

tsukishima:

if you don’t believe that tsuki is a dry texter or that he would leave your ass on delivered for several days––i have some news for you

so let’s say it’s a saturday afternoon and while normally you hang out with tsuki basically every weekend, you also know that he was in a pissy mood earlier so you let him cool off

you text him after a little while, asking if you could come over in the middle of your usual tik tok spam and he opens the text, only to leave you on read (only seeing the tik toks, not the actual message)

you just brush it off, thinking he’s still in a mood and decide to find someone else to hangout with

that person just so happens to be tadashi

you two had gotten closer ever since you started dating tsuki so it wasn’t out of the ordinary for you to spend time together

it’s just that normally it would you, tadashi and tsuki

so you can imagine your boyfriend’s surprise when he opens snap to see you and his best friend smiling on your story

he frowns but tries not to let it get to him (spoiler, he fails)

when an hour has passed by and you still haven’t texted him or anything he gives in and messages you first, a blunt ‘when are you coming.’ 

you take that as a sign that he finally wants you to come over and since you and tadashi were ready to wrap things up, you make your way over to your boyfriend’s house

almost as soon as you knock on the door, it’s pulled open and you look up to see tsuki looking down at you, his brow raised. it’s silent for a few seconds and you tilt your head in confusion, why did he look annoyed?

before you could say anything he spoke up, “tadashi’s not with you anymore?”

you shook your head. “no––oh i’m sorry should i have invited him?”

he scoffed only confusing you further and without another word, he took your hand and pulled you into the house. still silent, he took your jacket for you and put your shoes away as well. you smiled up at him when he stood up straight and you could see the slight blush he was trying to hide.  

he walked ahead to sit on his couch and you followed, choosing to sit with a little space between the two of you, since he hadn’t seemed to cool off completely yet and you knew how much he valued personal space. little did you know, you were only making things worse. 

he stared at you, brows furrowed and you stared back, eyes curiously wide. “why are you all the way over there?” 

you smiled and got up to sit in his lap, feeling satisfied as he opened his arms up for you to get settled. you kissed his cheek and looked at him. “i know i saw you yesterday, but i missed you today, you know?” 

he rolled his eyes, “yeah sure.” 

“don’t roll your eyes at me,” you laughed. “you’re the one who didn’t wanna hang out with me.” 

he paused. “what are you talking about?”

“i asked you if i could come over and you left me on read.” you played with his hair mindlessly as you spoke. “but it’s okay, i know you get cranky sometimes.” you smiled fondly but he was serious as ever.

“i didn’t leave you on read?”

“yeah you did.” you tilted your head. “i thought you did it on purpose.” he frowned and you took your phone and scrolled through your conversation, before showing him the text you’d sent hours before. he read over the text and blinked a few times before looking away. he tightened his hold around you slightly. 

“i’m sorry... i didn’t see.” 

you put your hand on his cheek and made him look up at you. “aw baby is that why you’ve been so moody since i got here? you thought i didn’t wanna spend time with you?” 

he swallowed as he looked into your eyes, the vulnerability he was trying to hide in his gaze telling you everything you needed to know. “tsuki, you know i always wanna be with you.” you smiled and pressed your lips against his for a gentle kiss which he clearly appreciated. his hand gripped your thigh firmly as his other arm pulled you closer to him to prolong the kiss. 

when you pulled away, he looked up at you. “do you think...you could stay over tonight?”

he tried to keep a nonchalant and unbothered exterior but once you agreed and gave him that precious smile, he couldn’t stop the small smile that spread on his face, even if he tried. 

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu fluff #suna rintarou #suna rintarou x reader #suna rintarou fluff #suna rintarou headcanon #suna rintarou drabble #akaashi keji #akaashi keji x reader #akaashi keji fluff #akaashi keji headcanon #akaashi keji drabble #tsukishima kei #tsukishima kei x reader #tsukishima kei fluff #tsukishima kei headcanon #tsukishima kei drabble

[sunookkii]

hey i know request are closed but this idea just got stuck in my mind and i wanted you to write sum about it if you like it 😭 so basically its an enha reaction/scenario ? where they forget your birthday, (maybe not in a bad way but i dont mind if its angst) hope ur good btw !! <3

a/n : OMG WAIT SRY TO ALL THE OTHER REQUESTS BUT THIS ONE FOR SUM REASON REALLY STUCK OUT TO ME i hope you enjoyyy ;) also I wrote so much I’m so sorry- [not really read proof~]

Also i am well ty for asking >.<

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.enhypen imagine ˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

Enhypen forgetting your bday~

Genre : angsty ish

Warnings : mentions of food, crying, one swear word??

Requested : yes ty beautiful person ;)

Heeseung :

Okay okay so its your birthdayyy and you were really excited for what to happen because you wanted to see what kind of surprise your boyfriend did for your birthday

But to your luck he forgot :(

So you spent all day giving him hints like ‘what day is it’ and at one point you gave up and started pouting really hard

And your face was just overall sad everyone else had remembered your birthday including the members, but for your boyfriend to forget it lowkey hurt

Almost half the day passed and he still didn’t remember

So you ended up going into the room by yourself and started to cry

Your whimpers got louder and louder even though you were trying your best to stay quiet so he doesn’t hear

A few minutes past by and heeseung started looking for you because he sensed something was wrong.

He looked on the calendar really really carefully and FINALLY he came to his realization that it was your birthday but it was kinda too late cuz you hid yourself in your room to cry.

He came into your room to wish you a happy birthday but he sees you curled up into a ball crying to yourself

He felt so bad after this happened, “IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I WONT EVER GORGET AGAIN!”

He hugs you so tight as if your life depended on it, won’t leave you out of his sight for the rest of the day. You’ll be hearing a lot of hbds and ilys for the rest of the day~

^ so yeah 🤕

Jay :

I feel like it’s rare that he forgets these type of dates buut for the sake of tumblr lets pretend he completely forgot 😧

You woke up in a great mood because it was your birthday of course

You were expecting to be receive a hbd wish from your boyfriend, but nope nothing all morning.

You received a bunch of hbd wishes on Instagram and other platforms mentioning you, but none of them were from jay :(

You quickly got frustrated and because it was your birthday and your bf the person you love most didn’t remember really hurt

So gradually your face became wet from heated silent tears. But unlike heeseung he would super quickly notice because he’s on his phone a lot and he dates things like ‘y/ns bday’ (idk but I imagine him dating things on his phone)

He’d then be like OH SHIT ITS YN’s BD

Runs to you soooooo quick just to see your face red and a bit wet.

Once your eyes connected your tears started to come out quicker

He literally runs up to you to hug you HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM SO SORRY I FORGOT

After he said that he ran away from you leaving you alone, which made your heart drop thinking that he didn’t care.

But once you finally came out of your room you were greeted with a homemade delicious cake your boyfriend made for you that looked like this

You could tell he felt really bad bc usually he always had a smile on his face while cooking but this time it was a ‘I’m sorry’ face

“I’m really really sorry please forgive me”

All was forgiven bc the cake tasted so mf ing good

Jake :

It was your birthday today, a day that only came once a year so like any other human being it’s a special day for you

You were super excited to see what Jake did for you, because every birthday you had with him was always such a surprise

But today was sort of… different? :(

You saw jake in the living room on the tv and went straight up to him with a smiley face. “GOOODMORNINGGG” 😁

After cuddling for a while on the couch you lifted up your head and asked him If he knew what day it was, he just replyed with a simple Wednesday? With a confused face

I’m pretty sure that one word was enough to make you pretty upset 😅🥲

You started to pout and went back into his chest with a disappointed face.

“Ahh what what, what day is it tell me?” He said playfully, not realizing it was your birthday.

You stayed silent as he checked his phone, ‘y/n’s birthday don’t forget’

When i tell you he gasped he GASPED.

You were already in the verge of tears “IM SO SORRY HBD BABY”

You were still a bit upset at him so you replied with ‘did you really need your phone to tell me what day it was’ 😕

He hugs you tighter while mumbling ‘hbd hbd hbd’

Suddenly let you go of his arms and said he had an errand. Without any explanation he got his car keys to go somewhere leaving you and your thoughts by yourself.

‘Does he not love me anymore that he doesn’t even want to spend time with me on my birthday? ☹️😭”

A while later he comes back and you’re luckily still on the couch where he left you

^^this dude came back with three beautiful cakes from your local cake stores. “I’m bacccckkkk!! please forgive meeeee you know i love you with all my heart 🥺” (okay i hate to use this emoji but there isn’t any other way to describe it TT)

You obviously forgave him because you know it was never his intention to forget,,, “you owe me hugs and kisses for the rest of the day :(“ kindly accepts your request because that is something he’d never complain about #freecuddlesfromyn

Sunghoon :

Okay but like hear me out he’s the type of boyfriend that would ‘pretend’ he forgot your birthday but he actually didn’t

So when he ACTUALLY forgot you just thought he was joking until…

“Hooonieeee, stop joking around I’m seriouss”

“I’m serious too i seriously don’t know what day it is”

“What…”

You leave him for a bit alone with his thoughts, not even gna lie if he did end up forgetting your bday it would take him a while to remember it

But once he remembers he feels so bad 😭

Tackles you with so many hugs and bday kisses and showers you with I’m sorrys and hbd wishes

genuinely ask himself how he forgot the lohls birthday (love of his life’s) literally beats himself for it

And you have to tell him that it’s fine and that you forgive him~

Brings out the birthday cake and sings you a happy birthday song while clapping and laughing.

Puts cake on your nose

Sunoo :

Idk if he’s the type to forget but like jay I don’t think he’d forget

I feel like to him birthdays are the MOST special thing/ date for a person

Like obviously the rest of the members think that but especially sunoo really like sticks to this

So if he had forgotten your birthday you were sooo hurt you ignored him the whole day keeping your distance until he finally remembered

Once he remembered he went to go find you ASAP where you were hiding int he corner of the bedroom moping

He showers you with hugs cuddles kisses pecks, you name it he does it

He feels so bad that he could forget smtg like this, literally asks himself how he could forget such an important date

If the convenience store was still open he’d run to the nearest store and surprise you with a birthday cake. But not just any cake it’d be a cake that was decorated by the one and only Kim Sunoo

Would prepare it so nicely and even have a lit up candle so you can wish on it.

the type to surprise you with it even though he forgot. Brings it to your room while singing the hbd song.

Puts cake frosting on your nose #2, takes lots and lots of pictures to post on insta later

caption : “happy birthday sunshine~”

Jungwon :

he was on the couch as per usual just scrolling through his phone to keep himself occupied but also updated

Not knowing what day it was,,,,,,,

you come outside of your bedroom excitedly to expect a wishful happy birthday wish from the person you love most

But for some reason it oddly seemed like a normal day

“Wonnniiieee my loveeee, guess what day it is!” You said with a sheepish smile

“Hmm wednesday?” He said looking up at you with a calm face

Your happy smile soon became a little pout

“You really don’t know?”

“Isn’t it just a regular Wednesday? Why is there something special?”

oh my- he broke your heart right then and there

You run back into your room because you feel heated tears about to fall, even though it was something small the thought of him not remembering your birthday the day of your birth hurt. A little.

Jungwon was actually super clueless he genuinely didn’t know what day it is but something about you seemed off and the way you ran to your room was quite odd to him so he went and followed you

Before he opened the door he already heard small whimpers from the corner of the bed, and that immediately triggered him and he was about to beat up anyone that made you feel sad 😠 little did he know it was him who made you feel that way

“Baby what’s wrong? Why are you crying”

He holds your chin and turns it to get a better look

wiping your tears with his thumb, you were being a dramatic his giggles make you feel a bit better even though you were mad at him for forgetting

“You forgot my birthday.” You said to him while crying

You can literally see the gears in his brain start to turn when his face went from 😄 -> 😳

“IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY” hugs you so tight that you literally can’t breathe

Doesn’t know what to do to make you feel better, “I’m really sorry for forgetting your birthday, I don’t really know what got into me, please forgive me.”< cue the cutest kitty puppy eyes

He kept on rambling on abt how he was sorry and deserves your forgiveness you literally had to shut him up, he was sorry please forgive him >~<

Cuddles you for the rest of the day

Niki :

He was playing video games normally on his phone, until you excitedly stormed into his room “hiiiii babbbbyyyy”

“Well someone is happy today :)”

“Well of course bc u know what day it isss ;)”

“Wednesday?”

😧😦 < that’s what you looked like when he didn’t know, “you really don’t remember?”

“hmm I’m not too sure” he said before going back to his game

you slowly became disappointed and just ‘celebrated’ your birthday by yourself in the kitchen. :,((

he didn’t notice that you were sad at first bc he was busy playing on his phone, around an hour later he went to the kitchen to get a snack when he sees you in the kitchen staring into space rested your chin on you arm.

‘Are you okay? You seemed fine earlier’

You decided to play the silent game and just avoided him... so he tried to get you to talk to him but after a while it didn’t work so he sort of gave up and went to ask his hyungs what’s wrong with you.

“Niki,,, it’s y/n’s birthday omg did you forget??????” Jake said texting niki

and that’s when the lightbulb in his brain turned on

He rushed to the kitchen and back hugged you so tight and gave you so many cheekie kissies to try and make up for ‘forgetting’

But to his luck you were still mad at him

Soooo he came up with the idea of going to the convenience store really quick to get you a bunch of flowers and a nice cake to surprise you~

You ended up forgiving him because he was tickling you threatening you to forgive him

N knowing Niki he’s not a person you can be mad at for long <3

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