#(or if you just wanna talk about aa with me. that's cool too!)

[crucible-memes-4-salem-teens]

i nearly forgot! but something in me made me remember to make this post.

why i really like the "mean teenage girl*" character type: a summary

(*not to be confused with the "mean girl", which i'm not fond of. also "mean" in this context means something closer to tough and also resilient and outspoken)

for starters, i just want to say: in real life, "mean" teenage girls are some of the best people to be around if you want your worldview challenged: they are incredibly opinionated and usually have many reasons for their attitudes towards the world. this also applies to their fictional counterparts.

so. we've all met a mean adolescent girl before, haven't we? and if we don't think we've met them, chances are, we were/are that girl. today i want to give a few reasons why that character type is one of my favorites.

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let's look at a prime example of the "mean teenage girl" that everyone here is or should be familiar with: abigail williams. or at least the version of her that exists in the crucible.

i think we can all agree: she's pretty mean. she says and does kind of awful things over the course of the play. as a person/character, that makes her pretty unlikable and even (in some people's opinions) downright awful. but as a narrative tool? absolute gold mine.

the fact of the matter is this: based on the storyline she is given (being orphaned at a young age and taken in by her uncaring uncle + being used by an older man while she was vulnerable), it is completely reasonable for her to be as angry and aggressive as she is. her small world is completely shattered and pulled from under her; it's no wonder she acts out in the way she does.

beside that, however, she is bold. she is unapologetically herself, and does not let the confines of her position as parris's niece/ward stop her from making it known that she is displeased with the world she has been thrust into without her consent.

she's clever, too. she may be rash, but what teenager isn't? abby knows what she wants and how to mastermind a plan to get that, even if it means burning bridges and destroying fragile accords. her motivations and methods may seem to be juvenile and a bit unreasonable, but because of who she is, she doesn't see it that way. (also, really, it's more that she lost her metaphorical safety blanket, which is traumatizing for anyone of any age)

so much has already been taken from her; why can't she do the same and take from others?

granted, there is a time when this goes too far and she does devolve into the "mean girl" trope (ex: her aggression toward betty and mary): granted, that is part of the narrative and not her as a character. she does not actually make these decisions. the actions seem in character, though, simply because we have already established her to be a mean teenage girl. therefore, this decision seems somewhat ambiguous.

her vulnerability in combination with this combativeness are weaponized to make other (equally innocent) characters ultimately suffer great loss.

all of that to say, because of the ambiguity in her actions and characterization, i find it hard to completely like abby as a character, though i do like the character type she fits into (in my opinion) and am slowly coming around.

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moving on though. if you'll allow it, i'd like to discuss a character y'all might be less familiar with who also embodies this archetype fairly well, though she is not from the crucible. i decided to include her in this post mostly because i think her portrayal is a time where this character type is done correctly and i want to emphasize what i like about her/this trope when it's done right.

she is a character i lovingly call my daughter and hold a lot of strong feelings about (if you're familiar with my original posts on my main, i talk about her family a LOT): the lovely franziska von karma (karuma mei) from the ace attorney (gyakuten saiban) series.

so, basically, she is a very different character from abby, but that's not what i'm particularly focused on. what i'm more concerned with is the similar character type.

again, if you're familiar with her actions within the canon of the games, she's very mean and does not hold back when it comes to her opinion of things/people. she can be haughty and even just rude.

however, it is quickly realized that underneath that tough exterior is a young girl who has been hurt and whose world has been flipped upside down. sound familiar?

but the thing about franziska is this: her goal is not retribution for herself (though lord knows she deserves it), it's the desire to avenge a loved one and their honor. so her meanness almost seems more noble in this way, if that makes any sense. it may still seem selfish and immature, but there's this element of selflessness and genuine care underneath.

so why do i like her/this version of the mean teenage girl trope better? because she gets to be multifaceted and not a one-dimensional antagonist in the way that abby is framed by the narrative of the crucible. it's less of a character thing and more of a writing thing. it's a weird decision in my honest opinion. (then again, the play was written in the 50s during a particularly tense part of history.) i guarantee it, had the crucible been from abby's perspective, there would be less demonizing of her.

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in closing, part of the reason i like this trope is that these mean teenagers are not mean just for the he[ck] of it, they have deeper stories and motivations for their actions*. but, that can be taken and framed in a way that makes them appear flat and just terrible. however, that is not a reflection of the characters, just the writers behind them.

i like this trope because these characters take a world that is not kind to them and say "screw you" right to its face, and they are allowed to do that without changing themselves from being outspoken and strong-willed. i think that we should strive to create more characters like this, who are very vulnerable but tough and know how to defend themselves but may still be misguided in their attempts to do that. i think we should write more mean teenage girls.

(*this is not intended to frame trauma or past hurt as an excuse for hurting others, it's to illustrate that there can be more to these characters' motivations than plain angst and aggression.)

#mod dio #not a meme #not crucible #also. i was listening to moi dix mois while writing this so i was a little distracted #hopefully my point comes through though! i really really like this character type. peace and love to ya ;) <3 - d xoxo #also 'without her consent' - i just mean being born (no one asks for that) and then having her parents killed. nothing else. #me? molding two of my hyperfixations into one post? it's more likely than you think. #also i realize now this sort of doesn't fit what i made the title to be but i always write these in a stream of consciousness manner anyhow #i hope y'all enjoy these mini essays by the way! i don't go for analysis often because i am piss poor at it. #and if you want to talk more about the interesting parallels between these particular characters (+ there are a few) #shoot a message to my main! i'll be glad to yell about it with you. #(or if you just wanna talk about aa with me. that's cool too!) #btw the reason this got a 'not crucible' tag was because i felt it was too general for that (plus i talk about video games halfway through) #anyways. stream the moi dix mois album of your choice (if and only if you like hard rock/metal) #happy sunday guys <3

[the-possum-writes]

[Fionna and Cake Spoilers]

Look fam, Adventure time is my daily bread and butter, after catching up with 4 eps I have some... uh "opinions" on certain characters that I need to get out of my chest-

FINNN MY BOY LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP 😭🤧🥺💕

I am so happy to see him again, and as much as I loved his adult Obsidian design I also have a liking to this one- he's so meaty I wanna brrrr those pecs and bite his arms. But also I feel so sad for him like, he's obviously distracting his grief for Jake by going from one adventure to another and, baby boy are you okay?? Lay on my shoulder and lets confront your feelings together 🥺

UMMM HELLO?? 😳🥴

Ahhh Huntress wizard was always my favorite background character and seeing NOT ONLY HER F&C COUNTER PART but he likes plants!? Sign me the fuc up, I adore Hunter, I would hike through thorny bushes and get bitten by mosquitos voluntarily if it means hanging out with this hunk as he talks non stop about different types of weeds and flowers 🥰

WHOO IS THIS NEW HOTTIE?

Brah from the cool mask to the suit I am just sold so easily like, I vibe so much with his design and his role as our main antagonist. Like don't get me wrong I don't want him to replace Prismo and kill Fi's world but if he calls me up to go eat steak and drink tea I would answer in a heart beat. Gotta love a man who has his professional priorities in order. Also that bandaged look he had at the beginning was really cool too, with the multiple eyes and all.

Oh, dear precious Simon you can't catch a break can you? Let's wrap you up in a blanket so you can talk to me about you ex, we'll get ya through this buddy 🥺

DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?

I wasn't huge on Prismo as a character in AT but in F&C I can totally understand the need to create something original and for yourself rather than creating for the sake of others. I'd love to move in as a roomie and help him clean up a bit, I can't take him to AA meetings but I can bring them to him lol. Maybe creating sentient universes isn't a good idea but the Sims 4 is close enough.

GIRL, SHE IS JUST LIKE ME FR FR

I can relate so much to Fi's daily life omg, I started watching Adventure Time when I was in middle school so seeing her now in a similar setting as my early adult life is so wild and comforting to me. She has a special place in my heart, oh and she caked up like damn, in the og series she didn't strike me as a teen but I can definitely see her now as a grown ass woman. And in shorts! I love wearing shorts, they're so comfy. I wanna hang at a sleep over with her, watching dumb action or scary movies, eat ice cream as we talk about our break ups ;w;

That's about it, thank you to my Ted talk. I'll try to finish my requests as soon as I can to open my inbox again cause damn, I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!!! 11!

#ramblings

[hauxicrook]

What is your reason for being atheist?

Because I think the people who are atheists without a proper reason are just wanna be cool kids

One simple answer is science and tbh i am my own theories...........

And bhai trust me i can explain a lottt of things but maine believe karna toh tabhi se choad diya jab se believers in name of religion and God started hurting people and even more killing them, getting offended in every little thing and getting offensive.............

but anyways these are secondary things.......... the main thing is the science...............now if you were here in real time i would explain this is every detail and not like the others but with logical statements, but over text its just not possible

but nonetheless, I'll try .....................

There are a lot of things that we can't explain yet, and the things we can't explain we justify them in the name of supernatural things, and usually the good, the moral stuff we relate it with gods and the not so good stuff with some other things ..................but thats a completely different topic for some other time

Like for example we can't explain how exactly humans were created so we assume there must a GOD which created us .............or GOD created life and the universe and all the stuff right, but these are the things that are explainable just not with the current technology.......

I want u to think about these thoughtfully, lakhs of years ago suppose it rained and it thunder stormed, and obv the humans were not able to explain in supposed to how it happened how there was lighting in sky, so they started to believe and there is someone up there so powerful doing it, so they assumed there is a GOD, some named Zeus, Thor and some named The GOD as Indra dev, but ofc as technology and science started to get advance human started to know whats the science behind it and how things work and there's actually one up there doing it all.........

NOw look at the bigger picture this is was just an example ...............Now every such thing which couldn't explain at that time, we assumed..........but as science gets advanced now we actually ca nunderstand what and why...........

Now as I start to explain this people usually go as okay what about the universe ....you must believe in the big bang right how did it happen in the first place .................. so there must a GOD.......

AND I SAY yeah now i want u to relate this exact thing with the previous explanation...........Tu samaj raha hai? jo chiz abhi iss waqt ki science ek sath hum explain nahi kar paa rahe u assume that it must have been done by GOD, and i agree i can't explain it but what i am saying is i can't explain this with our current science and technology but I also know ki jab woh technology aa jayegi and we would be able to explain this all tabh this will be just like the example of the rain and the lighting.................

Idk tu yaha tak aache se padhe ga bhi ki nahi, but just think about this ....................and tell me are u getting it ?

issiliye mai bol raha hai ki IK ye sab text pe explain karna is just not possible aur agar tu mere sath hota ya atleast call pe bhi hota toh bolke samjhane mein Jayda assani hoti hai but phir bhi maine try kiya ......

And plz give me any feedback ofc if tune samaj ke padha hai ye sab , bhot mehnaat karke likha hai itna sab

Conclusion:- Toh from above I believe Eventually everything can be explained by science aaj nahi toh kal, and therefore I don't believe in any creator and for that Matter GOD and therefore An atheist

bhai sach mein i have a lot to talk about this more and have my own theories too but i really don't think text pe itna sab bata punga, ye toh itna aache se likha bhi nahi hai, agar sab bhot aache se explain karte hue type karu toh fir puri ek book type karni padegi, i hope ur are understanding me

[manicpixiedgoblin]

Nervous Young Inhumans

Masterpost

Chapter Ten.

It’s not that Ellie was sober - she wasn’t.

It’s the difference between doing molly at a party and a few lines as a New Year’s special and someone who relies emotionally on substances. She’d kept smoking during college, but seeing Jesse like this she couldn’t engage. She couldn’t enable him and feel fine.

Smoking in front of him felt like doing shots at an AA meeting - one where the alcoholics didn’t know what they were.

After Walt left, they’d been sitting in silence. Around ten minutes had elapsed since Jesse’d ripped the bong and they’d remained immobile when he reached for it again and broke the silence.

“Aight,” he said, “are you gonna smoke up or are you gonna leave?”

Ellie stared blankly at him.

“Whatever,” he packed the bowl and sighed.

“Jesse, why don’t we try talking?”

“Oh, now you wanna talk,” he jabbed.

“What does that mean?”

“It means I said smoke up or get the hell out!”

She looked hurt but nodded. She told herself she couldn’t blame him for what he said now, she couldn’t hold his illness against him. But having someone you love repeatedly attack you is hard to ignore.

“Okay,” she stood up, “call me if you need anything.”

“I told you what I need,” he looked up at her, one of his legs splayed out and the other bent, looking like a kid in his pajamas. “I need you to stop acting like my mom and light the fuck up.”

“I can’t.”

“Then leave.”

“Alright.”

She opened the door and looked back at him once, concerned. He rolled his eyes and threw the plastic bag full of weed at her.

“Fuck you, get rid of it if that’s what you want!”

She caught it almost inadvertently, and trying not to cry shut the door behind her and stood there a moment with her heart in her throat. Finally, she let out a shaky breath and looked at the six or seven grams of weed in her hand. She didn’t want to go back in so she put it in her coat pocket and walked to her car.

***

Jesse texted: I’m better. Sorry about this morning.

She read the text from Jesse while working on the painting that night, after her rounds and a shower. He’d sent it way earlier but she’d been too busy to notice.

El: I’m glad.

After texting him back she lit a cigarette and kept working on the details. It took her a few moments to realize that what was bothering her about it wasn’t something wrong with the composition but with the subject itself. She sighed and took it off the easel, propped it against the wall on the ground and took another drag before setting her cigarette down.

She had a couple more canvases in the hallway closet, she pulled a large square one out and opened a new indigo blue paint for the first coat.

Jess: we cool?

Ellie looked at her phone and without replying set it face down on the counter. She thought back to this morning and realized - she knew he would end up sleeping with Jane. She shouldn’t be too bothered by it - before Jane, she knew a relationship was her call. Yet now that someone else was there it bothered her. If he really felt the same way she did about him, he wouldn’t want anyone else, right? She groaned, picked up the phone and set it down again roughly this time.

She took a last drag of her cigarette, put it out and grabbed a paint brush to start.

***

Jesse was laying on the sleeping bags - back in his bedroom - tangled up with Jane on the ground.

“I uh- really need to get some furniture,” he laughed. They’d just finished having sex, and she turned smiling.

“I suggest you start with a bed.”

Jesse chuckled. His phone pinged. He turned around to find it, tucked away in the pocket of his discarded pants.

Ellie: we’re cool.

“Who is that?” Jane asked.

“Uhh, Ellie,” Jesse hesitated.

“Your best friend? She seemed nice.”

“Yeah, no, she’s great,” he sighed, “I was kind of a dick this morning.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know why,” he turned to face her, “it’s like the more she tries to help the more I get mad. I know she wants what’s best for me, but I wish we agreed on what that was.”

“Hmm. I get that.”

“And you know, she’s gonna flip if she finds out, uh,” he signed with his hands, “about this, I mean.”

“Why?”

Jesse faced the ceiling. After a pause, he shrugged.

“Does she like you?”

“No, no,” he quickly said, “no. Nothing like that. I mean, something like that. She used to. But she’s got this whole life now and - no. No, she doesn’t like me like that.”

“But you used to be together?”

“We uhh, kind of. We tried.”

“How long ago?”

“Long. Before she went off to college.”

“Oh,” Jane nodded, “that’s a while. So why should she flip? Nothing’s happened since and you’re still friends, right?”

“No, yeah, right. Right. I mean maybe more like worry or whatever. I don’t know.”

“Does she think I’ll hurt you?” Jane joked, turning on her belly and tracing her fingers on Jesse’s chest.

“She doesn’t know you.”

“We can fix that.”

***

They were counting money when Ellie pulled up. She still wasn’t used to seeing Jesse’s new car. Back in his old car, it was all crowded with memories. She’d pasted a sticker of one of those cabbage patch dolls on the passenger mirror, they’d kept a book of poems she read him in the glove compartment, and they’d had so much bouncy-sex in parking lots in the back.

She didn’t knock and went inside, just as Walt was picking up something from the floor.

“This isn’t your style,” he greeted her.

“What’s that?” Ellie asked, narrowing her eyes.

Walter was holding an earring with a cross. Jesse quickly took it and slipped it into his pocket.

“Nope,” Ellie said, “not my style. How’re you both doing?”

She tried to act normal. It wasn’t anything she hadn’t expected.

“Alright,” Walt nodded, “how’s your work?”

“All good. Gotta get back soon, I just wanted to uh, drop this off.”

She set down a bag on the floor and dipped out before anything else could be said.

***

Her phone rang a few minutes after she left, while she was still driving on her way to the hospital. Of course it was Jesse.

“Hey,” she tried to sound casual, “what’s up?”

“Uh, hi?”

“Hi.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m good, yeah. You called. Are you okay?”

“I’m - yeah, I’m good. I just wanted to make sure, y’know, that we’re cool.”

“We’re cool, Jess,” she pretended not to understand, “I was just worried about you abusing the shit out of drugs.”

“I meant - I meant with what Mr. White said.”

“What did Walt say?”

“The earring, Ellie!”

She pressed her lips for a moment. “Oh. That.”

“Yeah…”

“Yeah, Jess. We’re fine. I mean,” she shrugged, and tried to sound natural, “we’re new at being friends, yeah. But we both want to make it work and uh, people sleep with people. And they tell their friends. Or, y’know, they don’t always, but, whatever. Friends are cool with their friends having sex, right?”

Silence for a moment and then, “so you’re sure we’re okay?”

“I’m sure, Jess,” she pulled up at her parking spot, “listen, I gotta go, I just arrived at the hospital. But we’re fine. This is how life is, this is how a friendship works, yeah?”

“Alright. Talk later, then.”

“Bye, Jess!” she sounded too cheerful.

“Aight, talk soon, El. Bye.”

***

When she got home that night she instantly opened a bottle of wine and drank straight from it. About halfway through, most of it having been drunk between her shower and smoking in the balcony, her phone went off.

“I told you we’re good, my friend,” she picked up mockingly.

“You’re not gonna like this, but we really need your help,” he sounded out of breath.

“Woah, okay, yeah, what’s up?” she tried to sober up.

“We, uh,” she heard him say something to someone else then press his face back to the phone, “someone got hurt. Not like, badly hurt, but they probably need uh stitches.”

“Was it you? Are you okay?”

“No, I’m fine, someone else.”

“Was it Walt? His skin is probably more sensitive now, his cicatrization processes-”

“El, you don’t know the guy, but can you help?”

“Yes, I can help.”

She heard him say something else to someone on the other side, muffled. She took out a cigarette.

“Are you coming here?” she asked.

“Is it safe?”

“Why would anyone be watching my place?”

“Yeah, we’ll bring him there.”

“‘Mkay,” she smiled at the phone, “see you soon, then!”

About fifteen minutes later, he called again. She’d cleaned up the place a bit and found a first aid kit and some other supplies, sterilized an area of her bathroom. She was smoking a cigarette when he called her.

“You’re here?” she asked, looking down from the balcony.

“Listen, I know no one’s watching, but Walter needs to be home by ten, so,” Jesse explained, “just trust me, please take care of this guy. He’s cool. He’s Badger’s lawyer.”

“You injured a lawyer?”

“He’s not a real lawyer-“ the sound of someone punching him interrupted his words, “hey! Bitch. Fine,” and then to Ellie again, “yeah, it was an accident. He’s being a bitch about it.”

“Whatever, yeah, I’ll fix the lawyer,” she said, “507, Jess.”

“Yeah. Do you want me to come after I drop Walt off?”

“What for?”

Silence. “Okay. Text me when it’s all done.”

“Yep.”

She hung up.

She heard knocking on the door and walked to open it, barefoot across the hardwood floors and the large rug she had in her living room. The man on the other side had a familiar face.

“Oh,” she said, “hmm… yeah. Commercials guy.”

“That’s me,” he smiled, then very obviously checked her out. “Are you a real doctor?”

“Realer than yourself,” she stepped aside to let him in.

She’d put on some clothes, but maybe not enough. She had on an oversized t-shirt and some pj shorts which barely showed. He walked into the apartment and gave it all a look as interested as he’d given her.

“Nice place,” he said, then extended his hand to her, “Saul Goodman.”

“Yes, I guessed,” she ignored his hand and pushed his hair out of his face, looking at the cut on his forehead.

“Yeah, your buddies,” he said, “work hazard, I guess.”

“We don’t get many lawyers for that these days,” she pointed him to the bathroom, “that way.”

“You know, you’re too hot to be a doctor,” he said walking towards the door she’d signaled.

“Thanks.”

“And what is your name?”

“Ellie.”

She walked into the bathroom behind him and tapped the sink twice, as he hopped on.

“Wait,” she said, turning around and letting out a light burp, “sorry.”

“Are you drunk?”

“Barely.”

“Woah,” he grabbed her hand, which was already reaching for his head again, “you can’t suture me while drunk!”

“I’m not drunk and I could do this plastered,” she rolled her eyes and swatted his hand away.

“Jesus, what do these guys think I am? I can’t walk out of here all Frankenstein’s monster!”

“You’ll be fine, shut up,” she grabbed the needle and the thread, “now stop moving or you’ll make it worse.”

He grunted but conceded, biting his tongue for once. The bleeding had subsided enough, but the gash was pretty broad, considering it was on his head.

“Drink some of that if you want,” she pointed to the bottle next to him.

“Is it gonna hurt?”

“Not more than busting it open did.”

“Is it gonna leave a scar?”

“Probably.”

He drank and then she pushed his head back. Because of the uncomfortable positioning, and the fact she was drunk enough not to care, she ended up propping her knee on the sink and pressing herself close to his face. She started the first stitch and he hissed.

“Don’t move,” she mumbled, focused.

She got through the five stitches it took without realizing he was distracting himself by alternating staring at her chest and face. When she was done she jumped down and looked at it from afar.

“Great,” she smiled satisfied and grabbed the bottle, taking a swig, “you’re good to go, then.”

She walked out of the bathroom and threw herself on the couch, realizing how exhausting it’d been to treat someone in this state. She had the bottle in her hand, and with the other she reached out for the remote to turn on the tv.

“Uh,” Saul walked behind her and sat on the edge of the sofa, “so what now? Can I just stay over?”

She gave him a confused, pissed off look.

“I mean your buddies sort of kidnapped me and left my car at my workplace and you can’t drive like this, so,” he shrugged.

She groaned, “I’ll call you a cab.”

“I wouldn’t want to be a problem, you know, I’m just saying, I could very well stay.”

“Cute, but no,” she stood up, walking over to the kitchen counter where she’d left her phone.

“So you’re a doctor and you paint?” she heard him say.

“Occasionally.”

“Which one?”

She ignored him and looked for the cab company in the yellow pages.

“It’s actually beautiful,” Saul said.

“Don’t look at them.”

“I like it. Very Carrington meets Bosch.”

“Why do you know about art?”

“What? Am I just supposed to be a two-dimensional lawyer?”

She ignored him again, dialing the number and calling him a cab. When she hung up he was standing besides her.

“They’ll be here in ten,” she said, “you can wait downstairs.”

“You’re sure I can’t stay?” he looked down at her, putting his hand to her arm.

She looked at his hand and then back at his face.

“Clean the stitches, sleep with your face up and take ibuprofen as needed,” she backed away, “goodnight, Goodman.”

He put his hands up in defeat and walked towards the door, grabbing his suit coat on the way.

“So, uh,” he stopped with his hand on the door handle, “I’ll call you to remove them?”

“They’ll fall by themselves.”

“Oh.”

“Night,” she pressed, glaring at the door obviously.

“Okay,” he opened it, “goodnight, Ellie.”

[pirdmystery]

franziska von karma

franzy my beloved!!!

first impression — you know i honestly don’t really remember, when i first got into ace attorney i was so ravenous for fan content that i’m pretty sure my first impression was from art and fic before i played aa2 i just took it for granted that i was gonna love her

impression now — i was right! i love her so so much. style queen bastard woman. when will she return from war (be in a new aa game)

favorite moment — here is where i risk something actually unpopular by outing myself as a fan of the anime 😭 but my honest first thought here was in the babymode anime ep where the von karmas are at the mall and baby fran goes “i wanna wait for miles!!” it’s just SO CUTE it killssssss meeeeee esp in contrast to what their grown up relationship is like. to see tiny fran talk about her “little brother” like that. the anime has a ton of problems but it has so many superb character moments and giving us little sib things like that that build on their canon relationship is just. so so great.

idea for a story — these asks are reminding me of how many abandoned aa wips i have… anyway i have this short little one of she and edgeworth at a cafe in berlin in the rain. nothing really happens it was kind of just an atmospheric character study of the two of them. i remember liking it 🥺

fav relationship — obviously she and edgeworth are the siblings of all time. there is never enough to say about that. but. i am such a huge huge huge fan of she and phoenix being worsties. everyone please send me your fran and phoenix worsties content. their investigation together during bridge to the turnabout is like my absolute favorite thing in the series. the mlm wlw hostility is so strong and it’s so funny how they’re both antagonistic to each other the whole time while still being clear that they don’t like. ACTUALLY resent each other at all and they both want to solve the case. and they both care about that miles edgeworth guy.

unpopular opinion — i’m sorry that my answer to this is always “i don’t care for their most popular ship” but that’s what i’ve got here too. not a big franmaya fan. i don’t have any specific objections to it and i’ve seen some really cute art i just don’t personally see it myself and in most fics they’re just there to pair the narumitsu spares. now fradrian on the other hand…

fav headcanon — i just love thinking of her as this big shot cool ass jetsetting interpol agent. she’s got pied-à-terres in so many countries. she flies trucy to milan for a shopping trip even tho trucy doesn’t even wanna buy anything she just hangs out with her cool aunt.

#thank you!! #ask #franziska von karma

[turnabout-sunflowers]

I’m late as FUCK but I also took a look through your dgs liveblog tag and WHOOH. Congrats on finishing such a life altering game 🥺

What did you think of the game? Any favorite characters? Any ships? And I also happen to talk wayyy too much about this game so if you ever need to yell or scream incoherently my dms are always open! I WILL yell back

Also I am legally obligated to ask what you think of susato. Thank you, and have a nice day/night :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Hope you enjoyed <3 YEAH IT SURE IS LIFE ALTERING OUOUUGGHHH

I'm tentative about talking one on one with people before i really know them just because I am a very awkward and socially anxious person and tend to warm up to people easier in group settings-- however!! i'd love to chat with you! you seem cool i'm just a lil guy who needs to be approached slowly like one would approach a wild cat therefore if you ever wanna chat at me through asks and stuff i love talking to people that way so i'm always down to hear your thoughts or if you ever wanna ask me more stuff <3

WHICH. THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME QUESTIONS BTW. I LOVE QUESTIONS. I LOVE ANSWERING THINGS AND GIVING LONG RAMBLING ANSWERS. IM GONNA GIVE YOU LONG RAMBLING ANSWERS NOW

1] What did you think of the game? I LOVE IT IT'S ONE OF MY TOP TOP FAVOURITE GAMES OF ALL TIME???? IT'S. IT'S. Okay what you need to know about me is 1) I LOVE extremely linear plot-heavy games. I have somehow never played a visual novel before ace attorney despite the type of game I would most enjoy being the ones you're basically just reading instead of playing. 2) I have been super interested in murder mysteries ever since I was very young but NEVER found anything that I felt I could get into before finding ace attorney. mainline AA already filled so many niches there but DGS just completes something in my soul. that's my house. that's my home. i live there. I love it SO much it's so perfect it's everything I've ever wanted in a game, being able to put things together and figure things out as I was playing was SOOOO fun and it was SOOOO . just. GOOD. HJOUOUOUUOGGHH.

2] Any favourite characters? IS IT . CAN I SAY ALL OF THEM??? HFJDKFKD. I have several friends who are still playing DGS and every time they get to literally any character I'm like "that's my blorbo ":3" every time. to all of them. I love all of them they're all my beloved family you couldn't possibly make me choose. Anyway it's Kazuma my favourite is kazuma. JKFDHDFKJKGJFE. Like yes I love all of them completely equally and this is the complete and utter truth however I have been so emotionally attached to Kazuma since several months before I ever even touched the game. I have openly cried on the couch in the dead of night over Kazuma several times. Before I touched the game. I'm dead serious. He means a lot to me <3 However everyone else is an honorable mention and by everyone else i DO mean everyone else. EVERYONE in the main cast + my obscure side character blorbos (haori and inspector hosonaga i love you)

3] Any ships? eehh?? Kind of? I don't really do shipping in the way that fandom does? Usually I'm not as invested in ships much because I care way more about the platonic relationships. so there's a lot of ships that i just kind of shrug and go "yeah, sure! i'll take that as headcanon" and accept it without being invested, and otherwise most other ships i'm just neutral on. when I AM invested in romantic pairs i still am like. completely chill with them not being romantic it's more of just an investment in that pair and their dynamic lol

THAT BEING SAID. Asoryuu. Susahao. Ginasusa. Uhhhh. whatever the ship name for holmes & yuujin is. Those are the ones you'll see me reblogging. I'm either very invested in them or at least have them as my headcanon depending on which it is but! those are them <3 susato polyamory real. everything else is generally just a "eh not for me" or "yea sure why not"

4] Thoughts on Susato My thoughts are uuummm she's me! HSDJKHF. I'm usually pretty quiet about kin stuff on tumblr but. [gestures to my tag masterlist with one of them labelled "kin tag" pretty openly] not necessarily hiding it either lol lol. Hi! She's me <3 I'm her <3 i am incapable of pretending to be a normal average person about dgs. those little guys in there are my family. I mean this so genuinely

That fact that I'm kin with her aside though I think she's a really good character I'm just like. kinnie lens makes character analysis interesting lol. To an outsider's perspective though I suppose she'd technically be my favourite character? I'm gonna write a whole ass fic going over the entirety of the events of the game from susato's point of view just to put all my thoughts somewhere so. FKJDFDLK if that gives you any idea of how frequently i am thinking about her.

Come talk to me about her introductory line in 1-1 that is just "in my darkest hour, with nowhere left to go, she appeared like a bolt of lightning." i'm SUPER fucking normal about it i'll wax poetic about it for hours. honestly i'll wax poetic about ANYTHING re: susato for HOURS because listen. listen. i have the insider knowledge. i have so many thoughts all the time i'm bark bark bark

#spirit channeling #prringlecan

[carbonateddelusion]

I need to put this SOMEWHERE bc Ben is busy and I don't see wanna have him return to my Noahposting for the 50th time.

oo aa the beast writes. it's nothing BIG I just need to get it out of me. warning for discussion of Catholicism, child murder, and parent death

"What kind of a loving, all-powerful God would let that happen? Huh?" Edgar snapped. "What kind of God would let the lives of helpless babies be snuffed out?"

"Edgar..."

"Don't you 'Edgar' me! You're doing it again--you're talking to me like I'm a fucking child, Noah! I'm OLDER THAN YOU!"

"These things happen because of human sin. You know that; you, of all people, should. It's free will."

The fire was stoked again, sending a burst of flame back at Noah's face. "Free will? Free will?! Free will to what? You're telling me that God is entirely unable to do ANYTHING to stop people because humans are allowed to make choices?"

"Edgar, please, calm down. You're going to wake somebody up," he sighed.

"I don't care! What LOVING GOD would let this happen? I- Either- Either He doesn't exist, or He's actively malicious! It's like He enjoys human suffering! What other explanation is there? I've been talking to Isaac, and--"

"Of course you have," Noah groaned, covering his face. "Look, I love Isaac. Very much. But they're too traumatized to think about it objectively."

"And what makes YOU the objective one here? What's so special about you that makes you exempt from bias, huh? I mean, if you want to talk about free will, sure! But what about things that aren't caused by other people?"

"Like what?" he asked flatly, lips pressed into a thin line. "What, Edgar?"

"Like your father."

Noah stood up at once. "You know what? If you want to sit here and throw a temper tantrum, fine. But you don't get to drag my father into this."

"You know I'm right!" he retorted, jumping back on to his feet. "Did you make him sick? No? Then who did, huh? What human choice led to him dying frail and alone?"

Noah's anger flared; it rose from the pit of his stomach into his throat, burning like acid. He drew in a shaking breath. Slowly, a wave of cool washed over him. Edgar was hurt, he reasoned to himself. People say stupid things when emotions are running high. He bit back an insult. "I'm not talking to you right now."

"Ohhhhh, you're too big to lower yourself to me, huh? Too important?"

The acid nipped at his tongue. "If you insist on acting like a fucking child, then I'm going to treat you like one," he spat. "Goodnight."

"Where are you going?"

Tossing his jacket over his shoulders and grabbing his keys, Noah didn't bother to turn back to speak to him. "Out. Goodnight."

The door slammed shut behind him.

#my writings #[collapses] idk if i got the characterization for noah right... i'll have to ask ben later #he tries to be The Bigger Man in arguments and that gets under eddie's skin #oc #not my oc #my oc #beanie noah #oc: edgar #in the 80s #edgar in the 80s #noah in the 80s

[autumnbrambleagain]

Yhelm p2 - readmore for full

"Corbis, you wanted--oh and you're jerking it."

"You're a degree late. I got bored."

"Had to go around a birmad market. I'm here now, you can put it away."

"No, this is happening now. I've already started. If you want to hurry it along, you could take off your shirt?"

"Argent witness me."

"Give us a look at those cute shoulders of yours. That big fluffy chest."

"So you said Belham had something he needed done? Something other than your dick?"

"It isn't anything hot. If you want this to take LONGER we can talk work while I do this. Do you want it to take longer, Yhelm? Want time to admire the view?"

"Princess Flyhh, there's another Apat. Hey. Hey, there's another Apat for you to eat."

"Don't act like you're not into this, college girl."

"Pfft, okay, you have a very specific idea of what happens in an academagery."

"I'm not talking about the, the Cazirizahd, I'm talking about you. C'mon you're f,fucking a phanteasel, I know you're into the weird shit."

"Oooh, we're being racist, too, huh? What kinda things do you even daydream about me, dude. You know fuckpiles are just a myth."

"Yeah you're--hh--t,telling me you wouldn't--ff--fuck you wouldn't like being just--su-surrounded…"

"Yeah c'mon get it out of your system."

"By… heheh… why, y, you really want me to believe you're chaste and innocent?"

"Wait what the fuck."

"What?"

"Why didn't--are you EDGING? motherFUCK are you edging? You're not allowed to edge!"

"I'm a lifetime gangster, Yhelm. I've come to appreciate the finer things in life. Wine, cigars, an orgasm you take hours to build towards…"

"Oh we are not standing around for hours while you play with your little Apat."

"It might go faster if you gave me a little inspiration… it's so hot today, how are you even wearing that much clothing?"

"Oh fuck this hold on."

Yhelm reached across her Love connection and pinged Maddie. ♥Hey, Maddie.♥

♥S'up, Yuh?♥

♥Corbis called me over for Guild stuff but he won't talk until he finishes jerking it.♥

♥Haha what. Like, what?♥

♥Borrow my eyes for a second.♥

♥Hah! Haha. Oh wow that's, that's Corbis. Is he drunk?♥

♥The fuck knows. My plan is to just reach over there and aggressively jerk him to finish so he tells me what I'm here for. Cool?♥

♥Isn't that giving him what he wants?♥

♥Ohoho no no he's not going to enjoy this orgasm at all.♥

♥Oh no okay I'm gonna watch this.♥

♥Kay.♥

"What's up Yhelm? Talking to your fuckweasel?"

"Yeah so I'm just gonna--"

"Hey--HEY--"

"Yeah gimme that, okay, here you go--"

"Ouch fuck you're tugging get off let go hey HEY HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG"

"I'm an adversary, buppo, my muscles count for more."

"You're a nerd how--aa--fuck stop--wait--ohshitohshit--Yhelm wait imgonnacum--"

"C'mon I wanna get to work."

"Ah--ohfuck--a----a!"

"There we go, there we go. Get it allllllll out. Get it alllllllll over your shirt."

"---fuck---"

"Ugh, some on my paw. Here."

"Ah--not on my face--agh, why!?"

"Oh c'mon like you don't wanna do this to me. If you can't take it don't dish it out. That's common sense. So. You're all good and milked. What did you want?"

"… fuck it's all over. Ah. You slut bitch."

"Business."

"Guh. Helmity."

"Oh is that cheeky fucker being a buzz again? Does he need a talking to?"

"If you'd be so kind."

"Well I won't be kind but I'll go do something about it. You have fun with round two."

"I think you broke it. There won't ever be another round, ever."

"That so?"

"Mm."

"Not even with some inspiration? What if my skirt were to just… rise just a little bit more… oops, look at that."

"Apat."

"Pfft. Thought so. Have fun with round two, nerd."

#autumn draws things #autumn writes things #series tag yhelm #yhelm 2

[gummyshoe]

Hi i just wanted to chat hope you don’t mind :)

So, seeing your favorite cases, what were the reasons that you like each of them? I really wanna know those reasons

Hope you have fun with the other games btw!

hello!! ofc i don't mind, i'd love to talk!! but damn what a question... i'm keenly aware that Samurai + Big Top are a part of the third case syndrome, leave me alone 😭

i love Turnabout Samurai because it introduced my favorite track: the Steel Samurai theme!! i don't care what anyone says, that song's a literal banger. i even made it my phone ringtone. it also solidified Gumshoe's spot in my favorite characters list when he saVED OUR ASS AT THE END?? LIKE WOW GUMSHOE PLS I LOVE YOU FOR THAT TYSM YOU'RE THE BEST

i think this is kind of obvious but i loved Turnabout Goodbyes because of Edgeworth LOL!! Edgey... he's my precious baby.... i also rlly liked how the bird was called up to the witness stand, plus Lotta was pretty cool too. that case was great when it came to geting justice for Edgeworth, and with helping him find closure. poor man was struggling with his dad's death for so long.

Rise from the Ashes was SO. COOL. I GOT REALLY INTO IT. i think i liked it because it felt exhilarating to me?? both that and i felt like it was incredibly interesting too— i liked its story, and i was invested. outing myself rn but i'm a texan myself so Marshall's whole shebang made me wheeze, tho his lil cowboy theme song was great too. i like listening to it. on another note, GANT GENUINELY SCARED ME AND STILL DOES. there's just something about his smiley disposition laced with underlying threats that got me shaking in my cowboy boots. if he were standing right in front of me i'd def shit myself 100%

i loved Turnabout Big Top mostly because of the fun factor. i had a lot of fun with it, plus i rlly liked Acro 😭. i like Maximillion's design, i think he looks very pretty (tho he needs to back off of my child Regina or he will catch these hands). i later learned that Acro is the only AA character to accidentally kill someone that wasn't his original target, and it garnered quite a bit of sympathy from me. up until that point, the killers didn't really show any remorse for their actions, and the fact that Acro felt awful for killing Regina's dad reallt made me feel for him. he's def one of my favorite criminals because of that.

FAREWELL, MY TURNABOUT WAS C R A Z Y. i'm a major gamer, and it can be hard for games or just fiction in general to get a genuine, intense reaction from me, and holy shit this case really threw my emotions all over the place. THAT TWIST??? UP UNTIL THEN I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST ALL THE DEFENDANTS BUT NOPE. kept this case in mind during the entirety of my Trials and Tribulations playthrough. THE TENSENESS OF THE ENDING GOT TO ME SO BAD. I COULD NOT SIT DOWN. I LEGITIMATELY GOT UP AND WRITHED BECAUSE THIS CASE MADE ME FIDGET SO BAD. the uncertainty of Maya's fate as well as whether or not Gumshoe would make it dealed like 20k damage to me. PLUS, FRANZISKA BESTIE HOURS???? SHE WAS LITERALLY SUCH AN ULTIMATE BRO. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. also, will powers made a comeback. i love him.

Bridge to Turnabout was by far my favorite in terms of story. i really enjoyed what it brought to the AA lore in terms of the Feys, and to put it bluntly, i thought it was so completely epic. i figured out during that last trial that Godot killed Misty way before they pieced it together in-game, and it blew my mind. i knew a little bit about Godot before i even got into Ace Attorney, and i was under the pretense that he had actually died and came back to life?? i mean, if the Feys' entire bodies change when they channel a spirit, then i wouldn't put it past Capcom to further add to the supernatural element. but nope! the mans is not a zombie. i had actually strongly disliked Godot up until the end of that last trial, so now i kind of like him. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE BLEW MY MIND?? when i realized Maya had been channeling Dahlia the entire time. that WOWED me. one of my top favorite parts of that case was when Pearl channeled Mia and Mia proceeded to ABSOLUTELY DESTROY DAHLIA. when Mia said, "...You will never defeat me. Whether you're alive, dead, or somewhere in between, you will never defeat me. As long as I'm around, you're destined to lose for all of eternity!" I WAS SCREAMING/CHEERING SO LOUD. LIKE, HELL YEAHHHH! SLAY MIA, DESTROY HER! i loved it. LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT TWO OTHER THINGS: the fact that you got to PLAY as MILES, and that they BROUGHT BACK CORNERED!!! you bet i squealed like a schoolgirl when i got to play as edgy. AND CORNERED!!! it took me a few seconds to process that it WAS cornered, and once i realized that the best courtroom song was playing i immediately felt PUMPED!! IT WAS AWESOME! i jammed out to it for a little bit before continuing lmao.

AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH THE OTHER GAMES!! i've been playing the Great Ace Attorney Chronicles lately and i'm loving it so far. i'm not used to the 3D aspect, but i do like how it makes the characters more expressive with their behavior in comparison to the trilogy. i do miss the nice 2D artwork tho :"). i'm only on the second case, but i think Sholmes is hilarious (every time i encounter him in some weird position, or whenever he just pops up outta nowhere i just start wheezing. he's great)!! BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PULL A MIA AND KILL OFF KAZUMA?? i sobbed so hard because kazuma was wonderful. i loved him so much. but that makes me wonder if he's going to continue to be relevant throughout the game, because even after Mia died, she never truly "died", thanks to Pearl and Maya channeling her. from as far as i can tell, Susato isn't Maya's ancestor (if it wasn't obvious from the get-go by the different surnames), so i'm curious to whether or not a Fey will pop up later on. but that's only if Kazuma is still gonna be important :"). ryunosuke is my baby boy and i will brawl god in his honor.

thank you for feeding into my secret desire to never shut up!!!!! 😊

#mod gummy #mod gummy talks #ace attorney #great ace attorney #rant

[blazeismyname]

Hey.. any you silly mutuals wanna hold a conversation (talk) with me? I'm too scared to just waddle up to your dms like the dumb aas teen I am and be like "Sorry if this is bad time but your cool wanna converse about something? Idk what but something pls"

[ashenberry]

Hi Ashen! Grace here! Okay, for your ask game:

1. If you could have an AA Game spin-off focusing on a lawyer we haven't seen as a playable protagonist yet, who would it be and why? (Bonus if you have any hc for plot/cases)

2. If you could main any weapon in Splatoon 1/2 without having to learn/take the time to learn it, which would be your dream weapon/kit? (Either one your love or one you think is cool and wish you could master)

3. What Video Game are you Completely Normal About™️ that you wish more people would know about/play?

Anyhow- have a good day! -🍮

WAH. someone who hasnt been a playable protagonist... probably WAIT I WNJDAOOIWS sholmes investigations ofc. avoiding getting into too many dgs spoilers i think a game of him and watson during then (if you know you know) would be incredibly fun however i have trouble convincing people of this because i just want "more sholmes" and they want to see what happens to the "main cast" and "sholmes cant carry a game hes comic relief" fools. non believers. AGAIN i dont wanna get too in to it because. dgs spoilers :3c ok i was incredibly normal about question 2 so its going under a cut

2. YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE CONUNDRUM YOU PUT ME IN bc like. weapons i want to insta master would be chargers & blasters WHICH I DONT HAVE EXPERIENCE IN so i DONT KNOW LIKE a good dream kit :lc sajoidajkodk ill do one for each game tho Splatoon 1: E-Liter w/ Burst Bomb & Kraken. This is basically combining its 2 kits into a really agressive kit for when it gets flanked. does it have synergy w/ the main weapon? lol probably not but what are they gonna do when i have kraken AND burst bombs Splatoon 2: Carbon Roller w/ Burst Bombs & Ultra Stamp. WAH carbonnnn got. i cant say fucked but it got really weak kits compared to the first game. first games burst bomb / inkzooka combination was INCREDIBLY powerful giving it insane moment options and a special w/ range. honestly the perfect kit for it. and then the carbon deco build had the only seeker rush in the game <- seeker lover) and seekers also really helped with movement, the same way curling does with normal roller but in 2 they gave the vanilla kit fuckin. autobombs which are arguably the weakest bombs. at best they can let u know if someones in the area and they CAN kill but honestly i would perfer. torpedos or omg. fizzy can that would be baller but they werent in game when carbon dropped so. and its special is ink storm which honestly? not half bad. wouldnt mind it honestly but i never use vanilla carbon cause the sub sucks. carbon deco got burst bomb carbons best friend the ideal sub weapon for the weapon BUT THEN THEY GAVE IT AUTOBOMB RUSH WHICH IS THE WEAKEST BOMB RUSH IN THE GAME it doesnt kill like splat/sunction bomb rush, doesnt paint like curling bomb rush, and u cant fuck someone over w/ it like burst bomb rush. its most useful for popping the rain maker shield but it loses to like. everything but burst bomb rush if someone also used their bomb rush to pop it. WAH THAT WAS A LOT OF CARBON TALK anyways i think ultra stamp would be better because 1) close range quick kills when u flip with it 2) its the best at popping the rain maker shield 3) u can throw it giving carbon a ranged option 4) omg its such a fun special anyways im sorry for being normal about carbon are we still friends

3. GOD is there a game im normal tm about that im not normal about on here :lc gduiahjdsnkam idk lol i like mario & luigi dream team u should play that uhh. wah i got nothing :(

#ashen.ask #🍮 anon #WAH ty grace :3

[serendipitouxs]

When they see you doing your skincare routine

;Them as your boyfriend

Seventeen Hip Hop Unit OT4 Imagine

Type: Imagine

Pairing: Seventeen Hip Hop Unit member x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: I don't think there are any but if you find any, please let me know!

A/N: Why does the cover look so threatening helpp😭✋🏻 This one's pretty cute so I hope you enjoy reading it ^^

－－☁️－－－－☁️－－－－☁️－－－－☁️－－－－☁️－－－－☁️－－

Scenario:

While waiting for them to get back home, you decided that finishing your skincare routine before their arrival would be a good way to pass time and be efficient. Well, it did turn out to be efficient, but not quite sure about the completion before their arrival part aa you heard the main door open followed up by your bedroom door opening with a click, revealing their sight landing on your beauty care state.

๑ : Scoups

— Took him a moment to understand why there were 9 different products laid out on your dresser at once but eventually did catch up💭

— Gets excited as this is the first time he's seeing you do it

— Observant, asks you a lot of questions about the products you're using and their importance

— Asks you if these products are super expensive, and when you say no he gets shocked😨

— "This is so cool! You take such good care of your skin Y/nie"

— Buys you some products you'd asapasapasap

๑ : Wonwoo

— "What are you– oh" looks at the products in front of you, understanding immediately

— Wouldn't wanna disturb you so he'd just lie on the bed scrolling through his phone, occasionally peeking at you

— Well, that was the case for a few minutes until he found your routine more interesting and just looks

— You can't really tell if he's fascinated by your routine or admiring your bare beauty, but we all know which one it is😌✋🏻

— He just found a new talent of yours cmon😭🤝

— "Your skincare is more detailed than mine and my siblings'. Woah, you really take care"

*writer cries in face wash and cream face routine👁💧👄💧👁🤝*

๑ : Mingyu

— Since he'd been enjoying doing his skincare routine lately too, he was excited to see yours so maybe you both could do this activity together too

— His eyes are GLUED onto you, you don't even need to explain him anything cause he's a pro at this too😔✋🏻

— It was all fun and games until his pro side took over, and you could feel his borderline judgy look😐

— "Y/n remember you've been complaining about breaking out a lot lately? Yeah Well of course you will if you use moisturiser before serums you dummy- " literally scolds you about it ✨Asian mom style✨

— makes you fave him and helps you apply the products correctly while still explaining you the importance of correct order

— And of course you listen to him because a man with skin that ✨fine✨ obviously knows what he's talking about🤷‍♀️

๑ : Vernon

— Notices but prefers to let you do your thing without bothering you

— Eventually has to ask you about something so when he comes to you he notices all the products spread in front of you

— After some time all his attention is on you and your routine without you or him even knowing

— Stares like a lost innocent puppy😭

— Very intrigued and impressed by how you perfectly keep up with such an intricate routine everyday (Y/N don't be shy drop the routine🤝)

— Runs away in tiny, leaving you confused but returns back with a bag of all his skin care product in no time ⌛

— "Y/nie you're so good at this, could you help me out with my skin care too?" Now who can deny this cutie's wishes😭✋🏻

#fanfiction #seventeen fanfictions #seventeen angst #seventeen imagines #seventeen fluff #seventeen fanfic #seventeen #svt #seventeen x reader #fluff #seventeen x you #seventeen x y/n #dino svt #vernon svt #mingyu svt #wonwoo svt #joshua svt #scoups svt #jeonghan svt #minghao svt #jun svt #hoshi svt #woozi svt #seungkwan svt #dk svt #seventeen hip hop unit #vernon #mingyu #wonwoo #scoups

[lumpiya]

shaw pack as adventure time scenes pt. 2

a lot of people seemed to like my first one so it motivated me to make a second one :) TYYYY

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milo: i’m gonna take him down >:(

sweetheart: milo, you’re like an ant to him

milo: oh yeah?? well this ants about to get in his pants >:)

sweetheart: o_o what

milo: *realizing what he said and now flustered* YOU KNOW-

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*teen david practicing with teen ash to find a mate*

david: ahem, what up cutie?

ash with a high voice: well, im just sitting here thinking about mating

david:

ash:

david: NO. I CANT DO THIS MAN. I AM OUT.

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*ash secretly helping darlin out on their first date*

darlin: uhhh *glances at ash*

ash: *starts doing weird arm movements* rrr rrrrrrr

darlin: oh yeah… *puts down guitar* *suddenly jumps on date* HEAD LOCK-

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ash: 🎵at first i had no underwear but this time i brought underwear, im glad i remembered my underWEARRRRR. because i feel creepy without it🎵

babe: *sneaks behind him and pokes his sides*

ash: EEEE-

babe: well done for remembering your underwear ash *giggles*

ash: *turns red and laughs awkwardly*

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darlin: i got a weird feeling in my fat basket -_-

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sweetheart: let’s just sleep on it tonight *lays down in the most uncomfortable position ever*

milo: you’re gonna sleep like that?

sweetheart: yeah man, it’s tough. im a tough kid.

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ash: just make a normal face. *slowly swipes hand in front of face* see? normal face.

babe: •_• *swipes hand* *starts crying hysterically*

ash: *starts crying too*

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angel in a dream: i’m flying! no more walking for this guy. *kicks legs* ya hear that doods? you’re retired.

angel: just gonna float around like a chubby bat.

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*david and ash ordered pizza and a topic very passionate to david came up*

david: BOLOGNA. *knocks down table with a single swipe*

ash: the pizza :(

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angel: can i have my backpack back… pack-

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milo: I DONT LIKE BEING ABANDONED. *paces back and forth* IM SENSITIVE TO IT.

*sits down in a chair and leg starts bouncing*

milo: *sighs* it’s too hot. *lifts up shirt a little*

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*sweetheart cloaked*

*milo walks in kitchen early morning, humming.*

*milo turns on light and opens fridge*

*sweetheart uncloaks* : GOODMORNINGMILO

milo: AA-

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*during the pack run, babe and angel trying to keep up*

angel realizing: are all of them just straight up naked rn?

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ash: what if your name was zelnut… then i would be like “hey-zelnut!”

babe: that’s terrible.

ash: hey-zelnut!

babe: noOooOooO *tackles him* stop!

ash: *giggles like a maniac*

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*headcanon that david was a menace when he was younger*

former pack member talking to gabe while watching david and ash wrestle in their wolf form, david obviously being unfair: i’m gonna be frank here. your son’s a real time jingle-blaster.

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darlin trying to open a locked chest: aWWW CRAMMIT TO THE BUTTERNUTS ITS LOCKED.

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sweetheart being captured and the bad guys are doing their whole unnecessary villain speech: this thing comes mega bam bam to the j stop. can we just go back to the brain eating or whatever…

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ash fighting: NO ONE FLICKS ME IN THE BUTT WITHOUT MY CONSENTTTTTT

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*sweetheart telling angel and babe about how the department runs things and what their job is*

angel on the verge of death by boredom: oh… okay sweetheart… WELP TIME FOR BED.

babe: angel?

angel doing the lip thing: time for bed… right babe?

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milo trying to get everyone to evacuate: YOU PEEPS GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. OR YOU ALL GONNA BE MELTED BY LAVA.

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*ash ordered a pizza from this pizza place he’s always wanted to try and it looks like the best thing he’s seen in his life*

ash: you guys want some…?

milo: it’s cool man. i know you wanna eat the whole thing. and i’m cool with that.

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babe: *screams in pillow* i got traumatized by those underpanties.

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#redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted darlin #redacted angel #redacted babe #redacted sweetheart #incorrect quotes #adventure time #shaw pack

[nightwingvixen23]

Kon : you look very upset right now; are you distressed ??

Jon : Damian has offically rejected me for the 9th time so I-I think it might just be time for me to....to throw in the towel. yanno ? to just...just hang up the ol' hat; I mean, you can lead a horse to water but you can't ride it

Tim : yeah so I don't mean to be "That Guy" but I dont think that's how you say it

Jon : the point is that he doesn't want me back

Kon : but wasn't that point already well spelled out that time in the Batcave when you tried to kiss him and he threatened to staple your dick to the desk ??

Jon : I thought he was just playing hard to get *sighs* you guys know how Dami is.....

Tim : no. I was there. he literally had a staple gun right up against your crotch, about to take action

Jon : OoOoKaaAy WELL I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FOREPLAY SO GO AHEAD AND SUE ME

Tim : that's Code Red High Alert concerning, I'm not even gonna lie to you

Kon : *nods* it is pretty weird

Tim : *nodding back* it's super weird--

Jon : ok so I'm "weird" I'm sUpEr weird ! let me just print it across my chest since it's such a big deal; "Hi there citizens of Gotham City, it's your local crime fighter Superweird to the rescue !"

Tim :

Kon :

Tim : right. so. on a completely unrelated subject. on a scale of 1 to 10. are you more likely to be considered Legally Sane or A Few Fries Short Of a Happy Meal...?? I'm not judging 👐 I just wanna talk

Jon : *quivery bottom lip*

Kon&Tim : *uncomfortable eye contact*

Jon : 🥺

Jon : 😭

Kon : ...uh...hey. hey. don't cry. there's no reason to cry

Jon : but I was rejected ! rejected to my FACE !

Tim : where else is someone supposed to possibly reject you

Jon : in my fucking dm's like a civilized human being !!! don't make me have to hold back every emotion in front of you while you smirk like a total ass making me turn around and try to leave with intentions to look "unaffected" and "cool" but instead I end up tripping over your stupid fucking cat and so now I've got a skinned knee, and there's blood everywhere, and that shit hurts really bad and now its not just my pRiDe that's wounded but my lEg tOo and-and I can't stay cool anymore, and I just--🥺

Tim : I would have eagerly paid a feral rat with my left ear to see that show played live. that's hilarious

Jon : 😭

Kon : don't even listen to him, Jon. it's okay. you're gonna be fine. trust me. rejection is nothing to get this worked up over

Jon : *hopeful* you think so ??

Kon : of course I do ! because even though other people may reject you, if you lie on the forest floor for long enough, the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own 😌

Tim : omg. that went above and BEYOND inspiring, babe. have you ever considered seeking to become affiliated amongst the psychiatry field by any chance ??

Kon : not currently. but if I ever decide to retire from vigilante work in the future, I might just pursue it

Tim : Dr.Phil is fucking shaking right now

Jon : my entire existence is just one big ass comedic drama to you jerks isn't it--

#damijon #that sacred advice #timkon #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #kon el #jon kent #superboy #timmers is a sassy thing #jon clearly needs a hug

[the-storming-sea]

this is the third(?) intro post ive made to my own blog

Hi im Sea. this is the fandom blog where i reblog funny things and occasionally make opinions. sometimes with math

Talk to me about:

Sandman (Netflix)

BNHA (if you haven’t realized that I’m an all might fan) (edit: YES I still am an All Might fan I just subconsciously turn off the bnha switch in my brain whenever hes not in the story)

Ace Attorney (edit: or specifically my personal version of AA that I rotate in my head on a daily basis)

Pirates of the Caribbean.

How fucking cool the ocean is

The Owl House

Kingdom Hearts, tho ask me those questions on my kh blog (@iloveluxu). I don’t do much on it, but if you send me KH asks on there I will talk about it for hours and you will be forced to listen

Batman (2022). No I don't know anything else abt the DC universe other than what's been given to me via mutuals

Welcome To Nightvale

I also really like Everything Everywhere All At Once and Knives Out but I'm not in the fandom or anything I just think they're some of the best movies to ever exist and I rotate them and their hole shaped pastries in my brain constantly

Or if you’re feeling quirky and want to start ~controversy~ (please seriously for real don’t start controversy) ask me my opinions on asian media and representation. This is /gen. I may not be right sometimes, but I am insufferable, and I have opinions

and now. the special™ and sort of long posts.

Why the All Might Quirkless Reveal scene characterizes Yagi and his thinking process the best

All Might and Aizawa AO3 statistics – aka proof that Dadzawa and All Might Bashing go hand in unlovable hand

The Aizawa Critical post where I hand in unlovable hand his actions in-series – but respectfully

Edit: I had an idea abt a quirkless au once, I'm not too into BNHA anymore but I still have thoughts. If u wanna ask

Edit: If ur here from the recent sexyman polls and saw my WTNV post, that was made long before polls were a thing and was made for me myself and I lmao. I like WTNV, not really in the 'fandom' anymore though.

#thestormingsea posts

[redheadedpineapple]

hiiii can i request a hc where the haikyuu characters comfort a s/o that feels insecure about being fat?? and like theyre sporty and take care of themselves but people still assume that theyre lazy and dont take care of themselves??? :(( with bokuto, akaashi and sugawara pls. you dont have to do it if its too much tho, also thank you so much for your headcanons they make me really happy and i lowkey wanna be your friend 👉👈 🤧💕💖

Haikyuu bois comforting insecure!Reader

YES I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AA  also you’re too sweet please be my friend ><

Haikyuu bois comforting insecure!Reader Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Sugawara Koushi GN!Reader

──────〔Bokuto Koutarou〕──────

is super oblivious to your insecurities at first

like, he just wouldn’t understand how someone as pretty as you could be insecure!

precious boy thinks surely no one could think ill of you

so when he sees you lightly hugging yourself and wearing loose clothing, he’s confused

he thinks maybe you’re just feeling ill or something, so he’ll take care of you and double and triple check you’re feeling a-ok

like,,, he genuinely thinks you look so stunning

he might not be the articulate type to lay it on smooth and tell you, but sometimes it’s refreshing to not have to worry about whether or not he’s being truthful

when you crack and ask him if he’s okay with you “looking like that” he picks you up and twirls you around

“What do you mean? Why wouldn’t I be happy my partner looks like an absolute model?” He’s genuinely confused, and the sincerity of his tone is more than you could ever ask. 

“I just… I mean, everyone else thinks I’m… fat and lazy… That I don’t do anything for you...” You mumble the last bits, ashamed of yourself because they’re right, aren’t they?

He tilts his head like a lost pup. “They must be stupid. Or blind. Actually, probably both,” he decides confidently, nodding to himself. “No lazy person could go on adventures with me or make me those yummy homemade bentos!”

“You think so?”

“Absolutely!” 

He pulls you into his chest and hugs you tight. When it comes to your next date night, he makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful person in the world, which probably plays into the fact he definitely thinks you are! He cuddles you and kisses you all over while watching a bunch of your favourite movies. 

He makes sure to reassure you in new ways a bunch how much he loves you! He tries to make you homemade sweets (which fail a bit, but it leads to you two baking together!) and will make those cool, unfolding boxes with a bunch of things written on the sides that he loves about you. Bo loves you to death for everything you are, and would scream it out to the world if he could!

──────〔Akaashi Keiji〕──────

he’s keen, he knows what others say

when he catches you eating smaller portions or hiding yourself in crowds, he understands exactly why

he likely won’t confront you directly unless it turns into something major

instead, he’ll start leaving little notes or little gifts around to make you feel better about yourself

start taking initiative in some things he would usually feel too shy for

will cuddle you outta nowhere, kisses you on your shoulders and hands and forehead and neck

while he’s reading or doing something independent, he’ll go out of his way to be near you or in the same room while he does it

holds your hands outta nowhere too, rubs your hand with his thumb

if he can, he’ll braid and play with your hair

starts speaking his mind more on how you look and all that

when you ask him about the whispers and how other people think, he’ll kiss you on the forehead and reassure you like a got damb speecher, articulate as fuhck

“Darling, you’re very healthy and do so much good for your body. It doesn’t matter how you look. Even if you do look absolutely stunning.” He pulls you into a hug and hums, content.

“Thanks baby… You really think so?”

“Of course. People who say that are probably skinny through pure luck despite how much junk food they shove in their face and how much time they spend on their asses watching reality TV shows for genuine entertainment.”

You can’t help but chuckle. 

“There’s that smile I love to see.”

He holds you close when you two go out, and if you feel sad again or poorly about yourself, he makes sure to remind you of how much you’ve grown and achieved, telling you how proud he is of you and how much he loves you for who you are and how you look. He always makes sure to avoid any words or topics he knows will make you doubt yourself, relishing in the smiles you give him.

──────〔Sugawara Koushi〕──────

0 tolerance for people who slander you,,,

like are they blind??? stupid?? braindead?? LOOK AT YOU look at how PRETTY you are!

will speak his mind whenever he thinks you look nice, which is multiple times a day

when you look at him like ??? he just goes “oh, you looked like a movie character just then, like really crazily pretty just cleaning the dishes.” 

he 100% buys you clothes that show your form, and he’ll tell you how much he just wants to see you

when you bring up how you feel about others’ murmurings and whatnot, he proteccs you like a true boyfie

will shower you in compliments and lovingly snuggle you in every way possible until you understand how beautiful your body is

When you talk to him about your insecurities, he’s devastated you have to feel like that, but he thanks you for trusting him and promises he’s not going to hurt you. Instead, he brushes his thumb over your cheek and listens to you and talks when there’s breaks.

“Sweetheart, they don’t know anything about us. It’s us two, not us two and also 10 other weirdos who can’t mind their own business. And between you and I, I love how you look. Who cares if you have fat on your tummy and arms and hips? It’s cute and I love getting to cuddle your soft body. And it’s not like you’re unhealthy. You take care of yourself, and I’m so proud of you for that.”

Him acknowledging it and loving you anyway has you melting into him, and you can’t help but want to kiss him and hold him tight forever. 

“I love you Koushi, I’m so lucky to have you.”

And he’ll scold you because he’s the lucky one to be with someone like you, and he won’t let you forget it in the way he kisses you softly and murmurs sweet nothings half asleep and holds you close to sway back and forth, clumsily dancing to a playlist he made just for you. 

#sugawara koushi #sugawara x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #fluff #bokuto koutarou #x reader #hq fluff #haikyuu fluff #hq #bokuto x reader #bokuto koutarou x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #bokuto fluff #akaashi fluff #sugawara fluff #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu x reader hcs