Eden!Adam: Luci! Guess what!
Lucifer: It's too early for this, Adam. What is it?
Eden!Adam: Last night, I slept with Angel!
Lucifer: YOU DID WHAT?!
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Last Night
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Eden!Adam curled up to Angel Dust on his bed, the two of them having a sleepover. Sipping hot cocoa spiked with rum.
Angel Dust: You should totally tell the short king that we slept together.
Eden!Adam: I thought you said this is a sleepover?
Angel!Dust: It's both.
Eden!Adam: Okay!
Adam being like "what? It's true! I slept with him!"
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WHY DOES HE HAVE RABIES? HE'S A ROBOT
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Me, watching the M9 Critical Role special: CADDY IS BACK!!! Happy Ace Awareness Week!!
Caduceus, trying to sleep while all the paired-up party members are having sex in adjacent rooms: I would like to be less Aware please
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sometimes i think about what would’ve happened if kristoph never went to jail and became apollo’s brother-in-law
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Intermission 3
Just a normal day for Sans Undertale
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
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absolutely love the bi awakening acezosan trope its so funny. sanji sees ace and is like oh maybe i am into men too. wait am i in love with the marimo is that why i feel that way around him
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Let the record show that Black Leg "I will never use my hands for fighting because they are sacred and for cooking only" Sanji is throwing hands at Zoro in this mess
...which is very suspicious of him
...and perhaps a little gay
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Zayne: From now on we are calling that a “Traumatic event.”
Zayne (to MC): Not a "bruh moment."
Zayne (to Xavier): Not a "Major L."
Zayne (to Rafayel): And definitely not an "oof, lmao."
Zayne (to Caleb): And not "press F to pay respects" either.
(x)
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Pov: you’re a Nightopian watching me run out of time on the roller coaster for the 377346th time in Stick Canyon
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