Brad: Stop trying to be a hero, Loki. You're a villain. You're good at it. Do that.
Loki: ...Fine. *he plays the villain and torture Brad*
Brad:
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Everyone is a Ferrari fan. Even if they say they're not, they're Ferrari fans. Even if you go to the Mercedes guys and they say "Mercedes is the best brand in the world", they are Ferrari fans.
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Look, I love Shadowheart. I think she's gorgeous. I think she deserves the world.
I cannot recognize her with anything but a ponytail. I see a mod with her with an entirely different hairstyle and I automatically assume she's a random Tav.
Please tell me I'm not the only one with this problem.
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Being a Mic stan is so funny to me bcos i forget that Mic is a reLatiVely niche character so Normal Fans dont view mha like this:
Thats not to discredit the other characters, i like them too, its jus i only gaf abt Presentation “soupify ur enemies” Michael & rooftop gang
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Kaamelott, Livre III, La Poétique, 1ère partie
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watching the series with my younger sister (who has never even touched the books) is so funny because this is literally how it went when annabeth appeared in the last scene :
me : *knows that luke's going to betray percy*
my younger sister : 😲
both of us however when annabeth appeared: 😲😲
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Scuderia Ferrari social media admin: Fred needs you to tell the difference between this picture and this picture
Charles: they’re the same picture
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Vain yksi menetelmä piti vaimon varmasti kaidalla tiellä — рууdän anteeksi tämänkin vitsin epähienoa suorasanaisuutta, mutta eipä se kaunistelemisesta paranisi:
"Mies, joka oli todella mustasukkainen vaimostaan, näki eräänä yönä vaimonsa kanssa nukkuessaan unta, että paholainen ilmestyi hänelle ja sanoi: etkö olisi iloinen, jos voisin antaa sinulle vakuudet vaimosi uskollisuudesta? Kyllä olisin, sanoi mies. Odotahan, sanoi paholainen, niin kauan kuin pidät tätä sormusta sormessasi, kukaan toinen mies ei voi tehdä sinusta aisankannattajaa. Mies oli tästä iloinen. Ja kun hän heräsi, hän löysi sormensa vaimonsa perseestä."
Kiusan henki. Sukupuoli ja huumori uuden ajan alussa. Anu Korhonen. Otava, 2016.
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bu xia thats an interesting dream you got there
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nooooo fucking way. finally scraped together enough confidence to talk to the people i've been meaning to befriend for weeks and they went "i've been trying to talk to you for weeks lol" and then we went and got ramen. social anxiety obliterated.
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phil dunster and zdeno chara both ran the london marathon... my worlds are colliding
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So im havin a little bit of an dryspell artwise (the other one too but tmi) so im just gonna yeet ya a meme for the time im searching for inspo.
Guten Appetit
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