wait a minute, it wasn’t shadow who went bowling in 1974, it was mephiles
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Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.
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they added an enemy in lethal company that looks like a fat butler who innocently sweeps his broom when you're with other people but will stab you with a knife the minute you are alone.
and I saw people saying oh, so he's just British.
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Nobody taught me how to be a person the right way
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Alexander McQueen spring/summer 1998
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Glad to see I'm only getting the most important news suggested to me
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Beef: You guys are so mean to me. All I want is your friendship and your love.
Pause: You don’t even have to ask for it, it’s already there-
Etho: $9.99
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Literally the best take I’ve seen of him 🤭🤭
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Maxie: Wait, so what was Team Galactic's goal again?
Cyrus: As far as the highest members had to know, we were going to create a new universe in my image, one that is devoid of emotion. Although no one in the team knew what they were doing.
Maxie: Did YOU even know what you were doing?
Cyrus: I'll be real with you, I think I was dissociating half of the time.
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you really are the icon of GoofGoth. being goth but getting fuckin SILLY with it
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“it’s hard being this pretty” yes amazingphil it is speak on it
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[Post reveal, when Anya is in her teens]
Anya: Mama, Papa, this is my boyfriend! [gestures to Damian]
Loid and Yor, with teary eyes, in haunting unison: We have a son now?
Anya: Wait-
[Less than three weeks later]
Damian, walking in, books in his hand: Hey, Pops, will you help me?
Loid: Sure thing.
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JÜRGEN LIETNER IS A DILF AND YALL ARE NOT READY FOR THAT CONCERSATION
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