#AND THEY LISTEN AND DO JUST. SO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE ASKS

[kyletogaz]

MDNI

cw: fingering

idk something about kyle being impatient and wanting to get his hands on you right now, even though you’re out at a nice restaurant enjoying dinner, or trying to. somehow kyle’s managed to convince you to sit closer to him. and now he’s got a hand trailing up your thigh, his fingers coming to a stop right at the edge of the fabric covering your cunt. kyle’s watching you in amusement as you inhale sharply while clutching your fork for dear life. you don’t even spare him a glance. you are going to kill him when y’all get home.

“open up, sweetheart.”

you ignore his soft request and shove a forkful of food in your mouth instead. kyle’s playing a dangerous game in this restaurant.

before you can protest, you feel kyle’s warms fingers seeking out your clit. when he finds his prize, your body jerks a little. your fork clatters to the table as you let out a soft moan.

kyle laughs softly and says, “keep eating, lovie.”

the glare you shoot at him does not stop him from rubbing your poor puffy clit raw. your pussy is definitely leaking and you’re so glad the the lights are dimmed because you’re on the verge of going cross-eyed with the way your man’s fingers are strumming you like a guitar.

“k-kyle, please.” you’ve entered the begging stage and kyle is eating that shit right up.

you let out a soft whine when he pushes your panties aside and shoves his fingers between your folds. “gonna cum on my fingers, sweetheart?”

you let out a whimper in response as your eyes dart around the restaurant, while you make sure no one is watching you get fingered within an inch if your life. biting your lip, you spread your legs a little wider to give kyle more access. he’s just smiling and watching your reactions. he even had the nerve to pick up his fork with his other hand to resume his meal. you almost go into a panic when your waitress comes over and asks if you and kyle are okay and was the food cooked to your liking.

“we’re fine, the food is delicious,” you say, your voice a little higher in pitch. and you’re praying to whatever god that chooses to listen, that your waitress doesn’t notice anything. you gently shove a forkful of food in your mouth to keep from moaning like a whore in that lady’s face.

when your eyes cut over to kyle once she leaves, he’s fucking smirking at you. “good girl,” he coos as he pinches your clit.

the waves of pleasure that consumes you while he toys with your clit would have had you careening into your dinner plates, if you weren’t gripping the edge of the table. kyle was a goddamn menace and you were at his mercy. because you’re far too composed for kyle’s liking, he speeds up his movements. he wants to see you fall apart in the middle of this restaurant. this was crazy, insane. your poor pussy has a mind of its own as it responds to kyle in the way he likes. when you start to feel that familiar sensation building, you have to brace yourself. you bow your head and press your lips together tightly as soon as the pleasure spikes and your orgasm crashes into you.

you’re only vaguely aware of kyle stroking your thigh with his sticky fingers as he tells you how you did good and how he’ll let you cum on his cock when you get home.

when you can finally breathe again, kyle shoves a cool glass of water into your hands, telling you to drink up.

“was it good for you, lovie? because it was definitely good for me.”

the only thing you can do while kyle licks your slick off his fingers, is stare in shock.

a/n: hiii 😁

#i’m screaming what is this #kyle garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #kyletogazwrites

[jadestone2]

Bloodily fangs 

Theme: sfw

Summery: Being chased out of your hometown was the last thing you expect, thankfully someone was willing to lend you a home for know

Pair: Vampire!Diluc x chubby reader

Tw: takes place in the 15ty century, attempt murder

A/n another series is dropping and I’m much more confident about this one 

Stay here?                             Next?

The last thing you expected was to be called a witch by the people who you cared so much about. The people of Mondstadt were like family to you, but the moment someone accused you as a witch they turned blind eyed.

And what pissed you off even more was the reasoning they gave, obviously it was a poor excuse and was made up. Your body was different from the rest, the standard of a woman that you “failed”.

You realized that your home was a toxic land, if someone was jealous all they had to say was that you were a witch and everyone was already after you with pitchforks and a murderous intent. Someone must have been so jealous that they just wanted you dead, well lucky them they may get what they wanted.

But that is something to get mad about later when you weren’t getting chased by an angry hoard of people wasn’t chasing you. Tears stream down your face, your eyes swollen. 

You struggle to sprint, a large gash on your thigh. You poor attempt to limp away from these horrible people, you let out puffs of breaths.

You didn’t want to look back, not wanting to see the anger written on their face as they chose you with fire lighted torches and pitchforks. You never do risky moves, but sometimes desperate time calls for risky measures.

You didn’t even hesitate to rush inside the large castle when it came into view, your blood dripping into the pavement. Just a little longer, push through. 

You jangle with the rusty handle of the door, the crowd getting closer and closer. Your eyes widen in shock when the door suddenly unlocks, but you didn’t have time to have doubts. It’s rather dying a slow death of being burned in front of a crowd or this, and you choose to go into an abandoned castle. 

You bring, struggling to lock the door. Damn it, large heavy bars! You force all your weight, sighing the relief when a loud sound echoes through the room as the door locks.

You wipe any tears from your eyes, hissing in pain at the gruesome sight of your leg. You press your ear onto the door, not hearing anything. 

It was like they never existed, everything was dead silent. A sudden cold breeze hits your warm body, a shiver running down your spine.

You knew you fucked up badly, the fact they weren’t trying to barge in sets suspicions for you. You knew the stupid tales of the man who roamed around the forest, a place where it was advised to never enter. 

They told these stories to scare the young children, saying the man would kidnap the moment they step foot into the forest. Of course it made the children listen to their parents, never wanting to see whatever was out there. 

You’ve heard many versions, the man who lived in the forest said he would kill anyone who he deemed unfit for being his spouse, a bunch of shit if you ask.

A man is what they called him. But it wasn’t a normal man, you heard rumors that it was a monster. A vampire who took the shape of a handsome man, who lured his victims with a smirk that could blind anyone from the obvious dangers that came from him. 

He preyed on anyone who stumbled in the thick forest, their screams wouldn’t be heard as he bites down hard in their neck. You never believed them, after all they were old stories.

But you started to believe them when the people of Mondstadt muttered something, though you couldn’t understand. The quiet footsteps could be heard from outside, getting quieter the further they walked away from the old castle. 

It wouldn’t be safe to return there, they’d kill you on the spot. You really hope that those were all just rumors and stories, not something real.

You suck in a cry of pain, putting too much pressure on your wound. You limp towards a large corridor, wandering around the place. 

You freeze when you feel something under your shoe, a gorgeous necklace. Red in color, swirls of orange and yellow, somehow it glows a soft red. 

What was something so precious, worth such money no average person could achieve, doing on the dirty tiles? You bend down to grab at the necklace, the glow getting brighter the moment you touch it. 

“Don’t you know it’s rude to take something that’s not yours? Entering someone’s castle with no manners will get you nowhere” a voice whispers in your ear, their hot breath hitting your pulse point on your neck. 

A large shadow was casted over your body, whoever was behind you was extremely tall. You flinch, accidentally dropping the necklace onto the ground, the bright glow dims as you lay onto the ground. 

You quickly move yourself from the person behind you, your eyes going wide. A tall man grows down at you, he looked unique from the people of Mondstadt.

Long red hair falls down his shoulder, cutting down to his back. His dark red eyes stare at you menacingly, a mix of interest flickers over his face. 

You catch a glimpse of what seemed hunger in his eyes, his nose flaring at the scent of something. His eyes flicker down to your thigh, which still drips of your blood.

That same glow that came from the necklace glows into your face, a soft red tint. It felt like your voice was ripped from you, your words dying at your tongue. 

The man stoops down to grab the necklace, spinning it to check for any cracks or damage. You instantly panic, this wasn’t an abandoned castle! He lived here, or that’s what you think.

“Oh.. I’m sorry.. I-“ you stumble over your words, coming up with an excuse right at the moment was quite hard. 

“How did you get here?” He interrupts, seemingly not interested in listening to your modeled rambles. 

“I got chased out” you mumble, a wave of sadness flowing over you.

When you moved to Mondstadt, a land where they promised freedom and welcomed everyone, it felt refreshing. So it hurt you very much when they didn’t even hesitate to try to kill you, how cruel. 

“And they did that to you?” He asks, pointing at your gashing leg. 

You nod your head, seeing his eyes twitch. Something was bothering him, maybe it was just your presence. He sighs, his fingers combing through his red hair. 

“Come along” he grumbles, walking off. 

You're going, stumbling. Your leg hurts so bad, the pain shooting up your body. You were caught between asking for help, but he seemed to notice before you could utter. His eyes drift back down to the gash on your leg, his eyes softening for a second. 

“Let me help” he says, putting on a fake voice that made him seem like he was mad. 

You sigh in relief when he picks you up, holding you bridal style. He was careful of where his fingers dug in, not trying to poke at the ripped flesh.

“You must live here, right?” You ask, attempting to chat with him. 

Honestly that was a stupid question, by the way he navigates around he means he must have been here many times. He nods his head, walking further into the castle. Candles light up the dark hallways, providing barely any light source. Not to mention all the curtains were shut, no light being let in. 

“Not much of a talker, huh?” You ask, going quiet when he doesn’t reply back, not that you expected him to. 

“Diluc” he grunts, not sparing you a glance. You tilt your head in confusion, he finally utters a word yet doesn’t explain why he’s telling you. 

“My name is Diluc, Diluc Ragnvindr” he utters, you could see the tiny curve of his lips when he sees your eyes light up. Diluc Ragnvindr.. sounds pretty familiar. 

“What a pretty name you have!” You say, a bright smile on your face. 

Too bad you were looking around at the antique and art around the castle to notice the shocked look and his face, before it melts into a flustered look. 

“So~ why do you live alone in a big castle alone, Mr. Diluc?” You tease, somehow you felt comfortable with the man even though you met him a couple of minutes ago. Your eyes drift down to his black cape that drags in the ground, must be dirty, wonder if he cleans it.

“You have no idea, how innocent..” Diluc mumbles, his footsteps echoing.

“Hm? What did you say?” You ask, looking up at him. 

You blush, he was quite handsome! No way, you can’t instantly have a crush on someone you just met! Even though he’s being extremely careful while holding you, stop!

“Mm? Oh nothing, my dear” he chuckles, opening a door. 

He sets you down onto the counter, putting a towel under leg to catch any drips of blood, you almost forgot about that. You watch him grab another drag, soaking it with water before squeezing the liquid out. 

He gently rubs at your scab, looking up at you when you hiss in pain. Eventually, he cleaned up all the blood and wrapped something around your leg.

He walks behind the counter, grabbing a large wine glass. He pours red liquid into the glass, filling the cup up. 

He takes sips from the drink, sighing in relief. He looked pale earlier, but it seems to wash away the moment he drinks whatever that was. 

“May I have one?” You ask, curious about what it tasted like. 

The metallic smell hits your nose, it makes you want to gag. It was strong, but where was it coming from?

“You wouldn’t want this, it’s bitter. How about I make you something sweet, tell me how you feel right now” Diluc says, his tongue licking up the red juices that drip from the corner of his lips. He pops open another bottle, pouring it into an empty glass. 

“Well other than everything that just happened..” you trails, tears threading to fall from your eyes. 

“You poor thing, it must have been such a scary experience for you~ you're free to stay in my home as long as you want” Diluc coos, his voice smoothing all your worries. 

“Thank you” you mumble, resting your head on your chin. 

There seemed to be something hidden behind his words, but you couldn’t figure it out. He pushes a drink in front of you, watching you closely as you take sips.

“How does it taste? I hope it’s to your liking” Diluc says, a smirk on his face.

“Oh, it’s very strong..” you mumble, holding the drink in your hand.

“Strong? That’s the least strongest drink I own, honey” He chuckles, washing out the empty cup.

“You're welcome to stay for the night” he says, you missed the grin on his face since he turned away. 

“Really? That would be wonderful!” You say, smiling widely.

“Let me show you your room, up we go” Diluc says, picking you up. 

He walks up stairs, humming a soft tune. You stare at the painting as you pass by, a weird choice he chooses. Pictures of bloody knives, withered roses, but one caught your eye. A large painting of a man who looked similar to Diluc with a blue haired man standing beside him. You’ll have to remember how to get back here, you want to get a closer look. 

“Here is your room, for as long as you need it” Diluc says, pushing the room door open. 

A large bed covered in warm fur, books stacked neatly on a shelf, a table with an empty notebook and ink and quill resting near, curtains stopping any light from escaping inside, he sure did have money.

“Thank you so much! I’ll figure out a way to repay you” you say, thankful for how kind he was. 

“I think I already have a way in mind~” Diluc teases, leaning closer to you. 

“And what’s that?” You ask, your face heating up from how close he was. 

“That my dear, is a question for tomorrow” Diluc chuckles, leaning onto the door frame. 

“For now, get some rest. Goodnight, dearie” He says, closing the door behind him.

After everything that happened today, you were happy to rest in a warm bed. Tomorrow is something you hope will be better, your eyes slowly shutting as you rest your head on the pillow.

Don’t be shy to ask to be tagged for the next part

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[silverdreamscapes]

I swear people in this fandom are too funny. Because how can people say on one hand that they didn’t pick up on anything romantic between Elriel until the bonus and then say elriels lack reading comprehension and don’t pay attention to the text or details. Wtf, clearly if anyone lacked reading comprehension it was you and not elriels lol. Because we didn’t need a bonus chapter to literally spell out for us that Azriel and Elain wanted one another.

What did you think “A mate will know what is wrong with Elain” and then Azriel being the one to figure it out was about?

What did you think Azriel being the first one to notice Elain was missing and “I’m getting her back” were about? The fact that Sarah had Azriel as the one to go on a suicide mission to save her and not her mate?

The fact that Elain is the first and only person that Azriel has willingly let hold TT, his most prized possession? “I saw the painting in my mind: the lovely fawn, blooming spring vibrant behind her. Standing before Death, shadows and terrors lurking over his shoulder. Light and dark, the space between their bodies a blend of the two.” Pretty sure elucien and Gwynriel didn’t have a moment like this.

Why is Elain the first one to hold his scarred hands and call them beautiful?

Why do you think Azriel was clearly upset about spying on Lucien because he didn’t want to see what he and Elain did together? “Azriel’s Siphons guttered, the stones turning as dark and foreboding as the deepest sea.”

Why is Azriel associated with a place called Rosehall of all things? A place more than likely belonging to his mother.

Why do you think Elain buys gifts for Azriel but not her own mate? That she’s the one who causes Azriel to actually laugh out loud and it’s a sound unlike anything Feyre has heard before?

That he stays up until whatever fuck o’clock in the morning just to listen to her garden plans and stays with her even after everyone goes to bed.

If Lucien is supposedly what she needs because of “sunshine” then why is Azriel the one who actually takes her to the gardens and spends time with her in the sun enjoying peace and quiet and not Lucien? Why have Feyre ask Rhys “what if the cauldron is wrong”.

Why is Cassian confused pretty much throughout all of ACOSF because of Azriel’s behavior? Why he doesn’t sleep at night, why he avoids family dinners, why Elain smiles shyly at Azriel and has to look away, why Azriel seems so concerned over Elain’s wellbeing when he learns Nesta and Elain had a fight, why his shadows gather likes snakes ready to strike Nesta for insulting Elain?

And most importantly what about the fact that Cassian and even Mor notice that Azriel no longer looks at Mor longingly and appears to be over her? Azriel’s feelings for Elain were the catalyst and reason for him moving on from Mor after 5 centuries, and it wasn’t Gwyn his supposed mate who he actually met two years prior to Elain? Hmm…weird.

Or what about Azriel following the sound of elain’s laugh to another room and sharing a charged look between them? Or Azriel not being able to go into the family room because of “who” was in there “His secret to tell, never hers.”

Not sure how you missed all this, as well as other examples I didn’t even list, and then have the audacity to say we have no reading comprehension. Elriels didn’t need a bonus chapter to literally spell out for us that Azriel’s secret was Elain. I didn’t need it explicitly stated by him that he wonders what she looks like when he penetrates her, or that Elain gets wet just from him touching her neck of “offer and permission” to pick up on what Sarah has clearly been hinting at for multiple books. He wants her, she wants him, but there’s a mating bond in the way which complicates everything. It’s really that simple.

If you couldn’t pick up on that, then it’s you with the reading comprehension problem not elriels. They actually have romantic setup unlike Elucien where Elain loses her boldness around him. Or Gwynriel who have an off page rescue, and off page dagger lesson we never hear about, an off page bonus, and a regifted necklace meant for another woman.

#elriel #elain archeron #azriel #anti gw*nriel #anti el*cien #i feel like i’m in hell #how are elriels the one with no reading comprehension when you literally needed a bonus chapter to spell everything out for you #please excuse me if I don’t trust your analysis of anything if you couldn’t even pick up on the most basic foreshadowing

[bell4donn4]

“TOO SWEET” -Luke Castellan

Tags: lowkey loser!luke, Hades!reader, mention of drinking, not established relationships, reader’s mean and lonely, Luke likes to be used? Ig, kinda toxic dynamic between the two

life at camp was always so boring, so empty.

the only fun thing you could do was corrupt the forest’s satyrs to get a bottle of wine.

Truly, being at camp was exhausting, especially as you got older.

Everyone excepted the older kids to help the new. But that was none of your concern, you were more than convinced that maybe camp could’ve invested into a teacher or two instead of forcing children to take the lead on other children.

Chiron was barely around, and Mr. D was anything but a role model.

The only person at camp who seemed to enjoy being helpful was Luke Castellan.

Head counsoler of the Hermes’s cabin; he seemed to be the closest thing to a dad figure kids could have in that place.

He was always doing something, always busy giving a helping hand to whoever needed.

Camp’s golden boy for sure. Bright and nice, funny and sunny.

You didn’t believe any of the reassuring words that came out of his mouth.

There was absolutely no way he liked being used like that, forced to take responsibility for kids that were not his.

You remember vividly the one time, years back, when you stumbled upon a crying kid. Luke was kneeled infront of him, patting on his head as he comforted him. “Its going to be okay” — “don’t worry, okay? Everything is going to be fine”

He was barely 15 when that happened.

You wouldn’t know how to comfort anyone now, let alone at 15.

Somehow, you hated Luke for it. You hated the way he would simply let everything slide on him, the way he allowed everyone to abuse his niceness.

You would never let anyone do that to you. You hardly talked with anyone, actually; preferring to be on your own instead of hanging around the loudness of the other campers, which all seemed so happy to be there.

In fact, the only person who you would occasionally “talked” to was Luke. Many times he caught you breaking the rules, and many times he allowed you to go and redeem yourself instead of telling Chiron. And many other times he found you doing the same exact things, even tho you told him you’ll never do em again.

He was sugar-rotting sweet. Never telling on you.

You hated him for that as well. Why couldn’t he just report you instead of looking at you with his puppy like-eyes? Almost begging you to go sleep and make his job easier instead of getting drunk almost every night.

You wondered why he still covered you, even after years of this routine happening. But you just figured it was his nauseously king heart.

You wish he’d rebel for once, even to you. You wish he’d just tell you to fuck off and go to bed- but he never did.

“It’s not good for you y/n”

It surprised you he even knew your name.

“You know- getting constantly wasted. I feel like this is not the right way to cope” — “with whatever you’re dealing with”

“I’m dealing with shitty parents Luke, the same thing you’re dealing with”

Your sarcastic remarks often burned on his skin. He wish you’d just listen to him for once- instead of making it so hard for him.

“Oh”

Your infamous smirk would hit him hard as a brick, every single time.

This was an example of the nightly conversations you had.

Sometimes you would go as far as asking him if he wants a sip, other times you’d just tell him to piss off instead. Depending on how you felt.

During the day, you simply didn’t speak at all. Weird, anyone would find it, but when the sunlight was out you wouldn’t acknowledge his existence; even ignored him, perhaps.

He didn’t mind- not that he’d show it anyways, but it was pretty in character for you to do something like that.

The moody daughter of hades- what else could he expect from you?

Yet sometimes it’d hurt.

Maybe he did care more than he should’ve. But again, wasn’t that in character for him? To be overly good and kind and caring towards the unworthy?

Only very few times you’d spare him a words. Usually when someone needed him and you happened to be the one sent to call him.

Perhaps it was okay to him; he grew rough and unloved- he didn’t care if he wasn’t more than a secretive nightly swing to you.

As long as he could have you, he was willing to be used. Because that’s all he knew anyways.

#luke castellan #pjo series #percy jackson #luke castellan smut #pjo x reader #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan x you #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan fluff #charlie bushnell x you #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson smut #percy pjo #pjo disney+ #pjo show #pjo smut #pjo boys #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo cast #pjo tv show

[theobsidianempress]

Being Neurodivergent in JJK

 OK let me explain a few things first I have ADHD officially diagnosed back in October. I have always wondered how my favorite characters would react to neurodivergent people in terms of like dating them.

Like in JJK I have three that I feel with probably do pretty well with the neurodivergent partner.

First on the list is Nanami Kento-

I feel like Nanami would probably deal with a neurodivergent partner with grace and patience, and actually become a safe space for you to unmask and be who you genuinely are. He would probably very likely be confused and concerned at some point in the process but then just learn that’s your neurodivergence and that’s just who they are.

Imagine this right-

You’re home alone, right? You’re bored and you have to read a book but you don’t want to read a book in silence and you don’t feel like going to find your headphones to listen to an audiobook. You decide to narrate a book to yourself. You decide to go way back to when you were a kid when your mom would read to you and she would do the voices and funny actions. Honestly, you don’t even realize you’re doing funny actions you’re just reading a book. you are so into this book you don’t hear Kento home.

He stands there by the front door. He’s hung up his jacket, taking off his shoes and he slowly walking towards you. Again- You are so into this book and this narration you got going on you don’t notice a fucking thing. So, finally you finish the chapter. You decide, “I’m done reading for the day.” You close the book put it down on the coffee table. Turn your head and you see him standing there with an amused smile on his face. You are also terrified. This man just saw you reading a book to yourself as if you were a toddler. Doing voices actions the whole 9 yards.

You stare at him as if he caught you stealing. (I mean you did steal his heart but that’s neither here nor there)

“That was the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.” He finally says.

Some how that DID NOT quell your embarrassment. It just made it worse. You are redder than red and hide your face behind a sofa pillow.

“Don’t say that!” You practically squeal into the pillow.

He comes over and sits next to you gently taking the pillow away. Your embarrassment has now morphed into shame.

“Oh sweetie, wipe that look off your face. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.” God he was so sweet to you.

“You just walked in on me reading to myself like a toddler. I mean I could see if I was babysitting a kid…” You turn your head further away.

Kento takes off his sunglasses and sets them on the coffee table next to your book.

“Sweetie, if reading like that makes it more fun for you - then do it.”

Your brows snapped together and you slowly raise your head to look at him. Not once has anyone told you that kind of behavior is okay. All of your exes called you ‘childish’, ‘weird’ and ‘fucking crazy’. They constantly made fun of you for reading aloud to the point you stopped. But this man… this man right here, sitting next to you just affirmed and validated you. Something no one has done until now.

You stared at him blinking back tears.

“If you want an audience, I’ll be your audience. You can read like that to me any day.” He picked up the book from the table, “Though I am going to need a recap.” He takes a large hand wipes away your budding tears.

“What did I do to deserve you?” You ask nuzzling his hand.

Second is Toji -

So Toji could go one of two ways - he’s either completely OK with it or he isn’t.

It’s like this right- you forget he’s home. He’s just hanging out in another room playing video games or something. So forgetting he’s home you just start being weird. Singing random songs reciting random movie quotes. Dancing as if you have no rhythm. Just whatever your little neurodivergent brain wants at the moment. And then you turn around to see him staring at you very fucking confused.

“What the fuck was that just now?” He says confused and slightly amused.

“When the fuck did you get here?” You ask just as confused and slightly terrified that you’ve scared him off.

“I haven’t left. I’ve been playing video games.” He replies.

Now this is where it can go one of two ways:

1) “I see…” you nod your head, “Well now I’m gonna have to kill you because I can’t have you telling people about what you just saw. You know too much.” You say this with a serious look.

Toji stands there for a split second then just laughs, “Yeah, okay. I’d love to see you try, doll.” He strides over and gives ya a lil kiss.

You make a happy squeak before going back to whatever it was that you were doing.

“Sides, I don’t go around tellin people my business anyway. So, your weirdo secret is safe with me.”

2) “Nope.” He puts his hands up like he’s being held up, “I learned my lesson on stickin’ my dick in crazy. Nope.”

And he nopes out of the relationship faster than he came into it.

Gotta save the strongest for last Gojo Satoru-

I don’t care what the fuck anyone tells me you cannot tell me he does not have some form of ADHD. I don’t care what you say. This relationship would be so chaotic and so funny. Because I feel like he would also quote random movies and TV shows and you just join in and then if and when Yuji is around, he would also do the same thing and vice versa.

Imagine this right-

Y’all are at home making dinner together for the kids. They’re watching a movie upstairs so they hear none of this start.

You’re chopping carrots and they remind you of little legs…

“Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me; I’m the gingerbread man!” You say mockingly as you continue to chop the carrots.

On cue, Satoru turns to you with dramatic flair, “You’re a monster!”

It just devolves from there. You two finally get to the part of the scene where Gingy goes, “Do you know the muffin man?”

“The muffin man!?” You ask dramatically.

But before Satoru can say the line the two of you hear from the hall way, “THE MUFFIN MAN!” In the shrillest voice.

It was Yuji who came down to see how dinner was going.

The three of you just stare at each other for a second before bursting out in laughter. It takes like a good three minutes to recover and get back to making dinner but god was that funny.

Honestly,I wasn’t really expecting this to be my first real post but I just found it really funny I mean feel free to comment, re-blog and add whatever. Or hey tell me that my head cannon is stupid and none of this would actually fucking happen. Either way I just thought this was funny and needed to put it somewhere.

Also, please note I am sleep deprived. I got zero sleep last night. It’s also that time of the month for me ladies so with all of that being said, thank you so much for reading this if you read it. if you didn’t - have a good day.

Remember- you are loved, worthy, and valid.

#jjk #jjk headcanons #headcanon #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #jjk nanami #nanami kento #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #jjk crack #do you know the muffin man #jjk imagine #jujutsu #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen

[halliestinks]

Hello I love your work, could you write seperate headcanons for kenny & butters with a reader who can’t help but talk a lot and is insecure about it?

Butters & Kenny x Reader who talks a lot (HCS)

a/n: reader is gn, characters are in highschool. this was kinda rushed so sorry if it isn’t the best !

Butters Stotch

• butters absolutely adores it when you rant to him about whatever is on your mind, he simply loves the sound of your voice

• he will occasionally pipe in and add something to the conversation, whether it be his own opinion or rather agreeing with what you’re saying

“and that happened all in one day!!! can you believe that?!”

“wowie! well that’s just the darnedest thing i’ve ever heard!!!”

• you also always fill him in the latest gossip, he’s basically one of the girls at this point. (the other girls usually include him whenever there’s a big shit talking session 🤭)

“and she had the audacity to tell me to calm down 😒”

“well— she sounds like a real bitch to me!!”

“that’s exactly what I said!!!!”

• his jaw drops the moment you apologise for talking too much, immediately reassuring you that you aren’t annoying him at all

“sorry if i’m talking too much..”

“huh?? well don’t be sorry!! I don’t mind at all!!”

“are you sure..? one of the kids I sometimes hang out with told me I talk a lot and I just—“

“y/n!! whoever told you that is just a big ol’ meanie, don’t listen to them. I think you have the most beautiful voice and you need to use it all the time”

“butters.”

“y/n..?”

“I love you so much.”

“aw…!!! well i love you too!! 🤗”

• he says the sweetest things without even realizing it. It’s one of the main things you love about him because you know he’s being completely honest

Kenny Mccormick

• kenny goes completely silent whenever you start your rants, his eyes locked on your lips as he observes every little expression you make

• the way your eyes shine whenever you’re talking about your interests, and the way your nose scrunches up whenever you talk about something/someone you dislike

“and that’s when she told me— kenny?? are you even paying attention??”

“sorry, your lips keep distracting me”

“well pay attention, i’m getting to the good part!”

“you mean the part where we make out? 😝”

“😐”

• other than that, he does really enjoy getting to hear about your day. he just gets sidetracked really easily, sometimes tuning you out while he stares off into the distance

• whenever he does this you always notice, trailing off until you stop talking completely. he picks up on your silence pretty much right after, wondering why you stopped

“what’s wrong?”

“am I talking too much?”

“huh?? where did that come from??”

“this kid got really mad at me today and asked if I knew how to shut up because I apparently never stop talking”

“the fuck??? who told you that? I’ll beat their ass 😠”

“I dunno. they aren’t wrong though, do talk a lot”

“so what? you’re not hurting anyone. fuck them, you can just talk to me. I don’t care that you talk a lot, I love listening to you”

“awww, thanks ken”

“yeah yeah, anyways what were you saying about yesterday?”

• even when it may seem like he isn’t paying attention, he remembers everything you say— down to the minute details. (his favourite part is still once the conversation is over and he gets to kiss you 😙)

#south park x reader #sp x reader #kenny mccormick #south park headcanons #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny x reader #sp butters #butters x reader #butters stotch #south park

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Blaise Zabini hcs

flavor: fluffy and smutish but they're separated so you won't get jump scared

fluffy

literally liked you since 2cend year

saw you in herbology and was like “I may be 13 but that's the love of my life”

all his friends were goofing around with him bc he was too anxious to actually talk to you

He never even made eye contact with you he was too scared

and then you just appeared next to his seat at dinner and handed him a letter

you asked him out in your letter in the best way a second-year student can and he was bullied so hard by his friends bc he was flustered 24/7

Eventually, as your one-month anniversary turned into 6 and then a year his friends cared less and less

you guys just kept going and they just got accustomed to you two just being together it was like ��Where are our parents” and then they found you both sitting in the commonroom just sitting in silence together and they're like “Aha we’ve found them”

like you've become a package deal

you guys are the healthiest relationship on the entire planet

you're perfect

he's your number one supporter no matter what you could kill a man and he'd be like “Yeah baby whatever you want”

you could walk out wearing only a belt and he'd be like “Oh fuck them up do a spin hell yeah you look bomb oh shit hell yeah baby”

He will listen to you talking about your favorite flavor of candle wax for years he just loves you soooooooo much

rates your burps you guys have been together since you were 13 years old you grew together and so it's just like nothing is gross anymore bc like “and?”

so far you have not gotten a 10 but you're working on it

you have gotten a 9.25 though so you are getting there

You guys are so stable in your relationship that even if someone does flirt with you or him the other is just like “Okay? And?”’ Like Draco will be like “Your boyfriend got flirted with today” and you're like “Alright. Hey also did you do that essay or like what?”

biter

he's a tad rabid you'll both be sitting next to each other minding your own business and he'll just lean over and bite your shoulder

and when you're like ? he's like “It's cuteness aggression, it's natural. Read a book every now and then”

once you saw how much he enjoyed quidditch and so you tried out, broke your arm, and decided not to do sports anymore

Blaise was super stressed out the entire time you were in the hospital wing he pacing constantly and muttering

He makes your breakfast plate every morning while you're passed out on his shoulder

you have so many inside jokes that have you two almost pissing yourself from laughter and everyone else is just glaring at you

impromptu dancing in sync is a bit frequent between you two

you'll get stuck in a hallway doing that “Oh they'll go that way so I should go this way” but you both go in the same direction thing and he'll just pull you in and you both waltz out of the situation before just walking off in opposite directions like nothing happened

he's literally perfect the best boy in the whole world

He listens to all your rants all the way through and takes notes

one time Draco asked if Blaise knew anything about your friends and Blaise pulled out one of those corkboards with the red yarn

he's like perposterly good at history of magic

massive lover of study dates and nap dates

your grades skyrocket every time you ask for his help stg

spoils you rotten his mother is a breadwinner dude she bathes in 100-dollar bills

also he is a total mommas boy he sends his mom a letter every single day

when you did meet her you were like “Aha so that's where his good looks come from” Pansy heavily thirsted over her she was actively asking Blaise how old she was like “Mm that's not that big of an age difference” and Blaise was like “You're not rich enough babe cut your losses and end with dignity”

you guys are passing letters

he will be writing out love poems and handing them to you while stealing a piece of bacon off your plate

he's so deeply in love with you and has been for so long that he just like gives no shits anymore

yeah he gets all wimpy and lovey-dovey around you of course he would what are talking about dude

if anyone is like “Dude you're pussywhipped” or whatevs yk ppl hate Simps yadaa yada hell just be like “Yeah? and? which one of us in in the committed relationship again?”

god he is so-

he's just such a loverboy

he remembers every anniversary, holiday, birthday, and the day you first made eye contact with him, every time there's something important going on with you he remembers

he has your friends' birthdays memorized better than you do

his job is trophy husband and that's about as far as he goes(I'm lying he's so DTDTUYUgfADXZaSFDFZjcADFAGYUA ZXDJADHJKYJWAEMQC DFSIN)

he's so funny You're giggling all the time

nsfw(ish)

tits guy unless you don't have tits then he's all over your ass dude

this one time you guys were relaxing in his dorm as one does and Draco walked in and you were straight up just shirtless laying back against Blaise and he was just holding your tits (he's self-soothing its fine) and you guys were just like “hey:)” “hi:) how was your test” Draco just turned around and left

if he ever sees you laying down on your stomach he's flinging himself to you as fast as he can so he can use your ass as his pillow

you think he's weird though when he does that so you're like “Dude what if I fart” and he's like “Why do you have to rain on my parade?” And he continues to do it bc like that's his home<3

every time you walk past him he slaps your ass

you threatened to stab him once because he did it out of habit in front of a teacher and both got detention

he oddly talks dirty quite well however he always does it at the worst of times

You'll be mid-conversation about Enzo’s grades and he'll lean over and whisper the filthiest thing in your ear and you're just like “:/ who raised you?”

munch when he got older he went through a beard phase and shit was bleached 24/7 it was basically platinum

grabbing your ass if you breathe a little differently like the only time hell stop is if his hands are cut off

he likes leaving the door unlocked just cause “babe someone could walk in that makes it 10x more exciting” “I wish you'd shut the fuck up sometimes”

is so used to you shaking ass on him at the randomist of times he's learned how double task so he’ll fully be standing next to Lorenzo and explaining something to him while Pansy is showing you her new playlist and you find a song you like and you’re like “Where is boyfriend the shaking of ass must commenece” and he continues to explain everything to Lorenzeo while you do

:)

#blaise zabini x you #blaise zabini x reader #blaise zabini #slytherin boys x you #slytherin boys x reader #slytherin boys #blaise x reader #blaise zabini x y/n

[a-kiwi-fruit]

Königs strange. 2

(Kidnapping, using woman, könig is a fucking creep, abuse, mentions of sex, könig x fem! Reader, könig x petite! Reader, jerking off, mentions of a panic attack) (If you don't know how to measure girth, take a ruler and a string or any flexible long thing like a charger and measure 8 inches, make a circle from the 8 inches. Now you have visual representation of the girth of his cock 🤗)

Chapter 2

At first you were confused, sure he was in the military and probably had eye training but, wasn't he like 40? But staying there frozen wasn't doing you any good. König could see you were stuck still in shock.

He stood up, his full hight of 6'10 as he leans down and becomes so intimidating, a shadow casting over you from his shoulders and chest alone. He was big. Bigger than you thought he would be. Arms like medium tree trunks, shoulders almost tearing apart his shirt. Your even more shocked when this terrifying bear of a man makes your heart do flips and suddenly your hyper aware of the panties that are most definitely soaked. What's wrong with you! That's your colonel and definitely wrong of you to think!

You shy away from his heated gaze, making you feel more heated than you would like to admit. And try to go for the safe option. "I-i don't think it's appropriate to ask about my boyfriend." you managed to fake confidence as you pull a hand to cover the bruise your sure he saw.

As she pulls a hand to her neck I almost kick myself so hard I'd break my leg. There was more than just the bruise on her wrist? I should have been paying more attention to the angel infront of me. I want to see her, all of her. I want her on my lap letting me kiss all her worries away, I want to kiss her moans louder as my hand guides her up and down my cock, I want to feel her soft skin unde my hands, I want to taste her insides until she's shaking in my hands-

I sit back down and allmost wince at the zipper pressing against my tip. "Your boyfriend?" I try not to hiss at that word. Of course she's a taken woman. Wait, what? She's in my fucking team. I can't fuck her let alone Mary her! Marriage? I mean I wouldn't be against seeing her every day in the morning but- NO. NO. god I nee to stop this shit. I'm a fucking creep. She's probably in her early 20s and I'm here in my 30s looking at her like a pervert.. But I can't avert my eyes from her beautiful figure. How I could absolutely fucking manhandle her if she'd let me.

SHIT SHIT SHIT. Did I really say my boyfriend?? Kylers gona fucking kill me!! He's gona- he's gonna fuck he's gona use the knife isn't he.. I-i need to get out of here now now let me leave "have a good day." I turn to move out immediately. Praying to whatever God will listen that my colonel that I probably just embarrassed myself infront of.

The door closes when she walks out. I knew the signs of a panic attack when I see them. If she gets sent into that when she's even confronted a little bit about it, what's happening to that sweet little angel? I couldn't even think of a way that someone would lay a hand on her with band intent. It makes my blood boil. I want to burn him. I want to find out who he is and beat the shit out if him. I want to find him. I want to stain the room red. I want to see him bleed. I want to cave his face in. I want to see his brains fall from the back of his head because I cracked his scull open. I want to see him beg and cry for mercy that will never come. I want to take her away from all of this. But I can't. She's my coworker. My recruit. An angelic little nurse. What if she wasn't. My shoulders relax when I realise how tense I was. My cock still rock hard I walk over and lock the door, there's no windows and I sit down on my chair, legs spread.

The zipper was digging into my sensitive skin, I hiss as I unzip it, careful not to snag the fabric of my boxers that are being forcefully pressed against the hard fabric of my pants. I push my boxers down and let it spring out, sighing with relief as I free myself. My calloused thumb rubs the tip, smearing precum all over the mushroom shaped tip. Her soft hands I had the pleasure of feeling would feel so much nicer, No, she's one of my recruits I shouldn't be thinking of her like this.. Oh fuck it. I'll give myself 5 minutes then I'll limit myself from that perfect body of hers.

Squeezing the tip as I imagine how tight she would be, how soft her gooey, warm entrance would be. How she would take the tip and have to stop from how big it is. 8 inches thick, 9 inches long. His hand take one long, deep stroke of his shaft. His grip tighter than usual because just immaging your small body struggling to fit him in has him leaking like a faucet of precum. Fat globs making his cock glistening in the little light his window offers. He pumps his dick faster and faster, in his mind he's holding your hips and slamming you down as your pretty little fingers sink into his chest hair, your fingers gripping the small strands as he slamms your warm little pussy down once more. And with a final pump of his callused hand he came harder than he'd ever have beforehand. All over the used to be clean spot on his desk. Being in a dazed state of mind like never before he wonders outloud "I fucking need her, and fast"

#yandere konig #konig x y/n #konig call of duty #konig modern warfare #konig mw2 #konig headcanons #konig cod #konig smut #konig x you #konig x reader #könig modern warfare #könig fanfiction #könig x y/n #könig x you #könig mw2 #könig smut #könig x reader #könig cod #könig call of duty #könig #smut #cod smut

[yae-energy]

╰┈─✩ ˚ ‧ All the ways I love you ‧ ˚

✧˖° synopsis : The Jjk first years and their love languages !

✧˖° cast and crew : Megumi Fushiguro, Yuji Itadori & Nobara Kugisaki x Black Reader < 3

.ᐟ content warnings : General tomfoolery and mushy mush cause FUCK THE MANGA.

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ authors note : It’s been actual decades since I’ve posted any form of writing….I feel so unseasoned LMAO. This is just a quick lil hc post, nun crazyyy 😽

—

Megumi “I’ll do it” Fushiguro : Acts of Service king.

Now one thing about Megumi??? He’s gonna hit you with the “I got it” EVERY. SINGLE. TIME without fail. Doesn’t matter what time of day, doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he’s gonna make sure you don’t lift a finger for anythinggg.

Is he gonna complain whilst doing it? Of course.

But that’s just true Megumi fashion. It doesn’t mean he ACTUALLY hates doing things for you. Whether that be grabbing you snacks or completing mundane tasks for you such as carrying your bag or opening doors for you, HES GONNA DO IT EVERY TIME. You don’t even have to ask.

Def brings a “if he wanted to he would” typa vibe to the relationship and obviously you appreciate it ten fold (despite the tough guy act he tries and subsequently fails to put on. He loves him some you.) And what better way can he show that than through actions?

They speak louder than words, right?

—

Yuji “I love you” Itadori : Words of Affirmation goat

Ok y’all listen here, this boy is a certified yapper through and mf through. ESPECIALLY when it comes to you.

He will never fail to let you— or anyone for that matter, know just how much he loves you and appreciates your presence. You’re like some sort of higher being to him, the best thing since sliced bread if you will.

All day everyday he’s spouting all sorts of “I love you” and “I’m so lucky to have you 🥲” and he’s gonna get emotional EVERY TIME. Like he won some sort of award (the prize being you of course.) And that doesn’t even include the impromptu monologues about how you’ve changed him for the better, and how glad he is to even have someone as amazing as you.

He loves you REAL BAD, why wouldn’t he tell you?

He’d scream it from the rooftops if he could.

—

Nobara “Look what I got you” Kugisaki : Gift giving queen

Now, I personally consider Nobara to be a mixture of quality time and gift giving, but I’m leaning more with the latter because damn is she a great gifter.

Not only does she love spending money (me too girl, me too.) But, she LOVESSSSS you. Two birds with one stone she’d say, because she loves having an excuse to drop a couple dollars and make you happy in the process.

If she sees you eyeing something while window shopping? It’s yours automatically— whether you actually intended to buy it or not. She’s not good with the whole “lovey dovey” schtick, that’s just not her style. But to make up for it, she makes sure that you have whatever you want when you want it, even if you express she doesn’t HAVE to.

SHE WANTS TO, and you can’t tell her otherwise.

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⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ closing notes : hey guys…ahahaha…

LOOK IK I SAID I WAS GONNA POST A MONTH AGO BUT LIFE WAS LIFING LMAOOO

I also got a new job now so I won’t have AS much time to post and be silly on here (not that I was super active before but yk.)

Anyhow, thanks for reading and putting up with my lying ass 😕🫶🏽

Love y’all BOOTS DOWN

Mwah 💋

- Xoxo, Yves

#saint laurent productions #jjk trio #jjk x black reader #jjk x reader #megumi fushiguro headcanons #nobara kugisaki headcanons #yuji itadori headcanons #nobara x reader #megumi x reader #yuji x reader #megumi x black reader #nobara x black reader #yuji x black reader #Jjk trio x reader

[twig-gy]

so mind was repainting his walls last week. he dragged me in his room as if it was some kind of intervention, but he just wanted me to watch. what? him painting the walls? seriously? it was silly. even if you disregard how WRONG it is, for him to do that, for him to throw that little bit of whole away, it was just silly! like, the walls didn’t need to be repainted! there were a few scratches, a few places where the paint peeled, dents and stuff, but like. not enough for such a practical thing like the mind to bother repainting it when he has so much better to do! he was working on a song. i think be born? i don’t know why he chose be born, we don’t like be born, as you would expect from every tally hall fan ever. anyway, so he was working on a cover of be born, i saw the sheets. he uses these really tidy sheets, mechanical pencil. it fits him. such a minute detail, it seems to fit. of course he would use a mechanical pencil. a normal pencil isn’t dignified enough, i guess. and a pen isn’t erasable which sucks when you’re doing something like music. why is he working off of sheet music anyway? it confuses me. i got sidetracked.

so he has better things to do, and yet, he was repainting the walls? he didn’t even ask me, just kind of snatched my hand. it was really like something heart would do. he was getting into my space, just kind of arranged me on his bed, and i didn’t go. i don’t know why i didn’t go, i could’ve. i’m far stronger than him - that is to say, he’s a weak motherfucker who loses in any kind of fair fight. but i just sat there, staring as mind’s blue slowly overtook whole’s color. it felt like a metaphor, and not a pretty one.

did mind want to eradicate whole so thoroughly? fucking fool’s errand, but heart and mind are fools, mind’s just a bit more subtle about it. usually, when he’s not forcing me to watch him repaint his room. his room. it’s whole’s room, truly. whole’s walls, and it was whole’s color. mind doesn’t get it. he thinks he can do whatever he wants. even heard heart calling him dawn the other day. i detest it! like, truly detest it. it’s so stupid. dawn? what was he saying, he is the dawn? when the sun rises? beginnings, golden light spilling through his window? oh, look out your window and see me? HE DOESN’T DESERVE A NAME. AND CERTAINLY NOT ONE LIKE THAT. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. that is not the beginning. what about whole? what about Him? it’s as if heart doesn’t care. and maybe he doesn’t. i’m SORRY i tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. cause i looked at his feathers and thought, just for a little halfsecond, oh. maybe there is a chance after all. but no! those two are so obstinant i want to claw my own skin off. so arrogant? you think you deserve a name? wearing stolen faces.

{what are you trying to show me,} i had asked mind, cause i know he would be doing that - that’s just what the mind does. nothing without purpose. he tapped the paintbrush on the wall. the paintbrush splattered a bit. it struck me. not as neat as he usually is. in fact, that’s something the heart would do. regardless, i was sitting there, just waiting. maybe he hadn’t logicked this out after all. maybe he just wanted to see me? ha. i hope not. [change.] is what he returned. [i can change these walls.] there was a breath. i’d say He was taking one too. it doesn’t quite make sense, in those words, but that was the feeling i had. i could hear Him. and mind was shutting him out. [and you can too.] he was obviously really hesitant with it, immediately turning back to the wall as if avoiding my expression. what did he think i would think? {oh, you’re so right mind. thanks for showing me this.} HA. i tried to leave. his desperation surprised me. [just hear me out. just hear me out,] and he was barely skirting around the please, as if i wouldn’t notice. [you’ll see.] something in it convinced me. he was pleading to something that would never listen, and yet he went on pleading. it doesn’t matter what it was about it, cause next time i’ll make sure i’m not convinced by it again.

but it was just him and me and his little art project, so i sat down. of course, i wasn’t convinced. but a smile was twitching at his lips, as if this was a little win. war of attrition. but i refuse to break down - pity for him, isn’t that.

#twig.txt #brainrot.exe #mi pali e ni #mi pali e sitelen #< i guesss

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

I’m dyyyyyyying not gentle Jason “baby girl” Todd …my heart is goo

Please, what is the aftermath of their kissing 🥹 if you feel so inspired

Dick strolled through the library and handed Alfred $20 dollars without comment and the butler frowned at the bill. "It would have been more," Dick explained, "But everyone still had all their clothing on."

"Ah well," he snorted, taking it, "I'll take being half right."

"Alfred-," Bruce started, scowling.

"Really, Master Bruce, don't pout," Alfred sighed, rolling his eyes, "No one went mad so whatever happened it was effective at least."

"And it isn't as weird as the couple days when she had a crush on me," Dick pointed out, "But that was just harmless and-"

"And," Alfred said, "You handled yourself very well."

"She was

just a kid," Dick shrugged, "it would have been gross. Also she's my baby sister which is twice a gross... She's not Jason's baby sister. He JUST met her."

Bruce scrubbed his hand over his face and sighed, "How bad-"

"You're the last person to judge where ANYONE decides to swap spit with ANYONE," Dick pointed out, giving him a meaningful look. "You wrecked a batmobile trying to-"

"That was different!" Bruce protested.

"HOW?" Dick laughed, "Because it wasn't your kids doing it?" He shook his head, "Listen. You said keep her calm. Jason kept her calm and she didn't mind fuck half of Gotham OR drive herself insane. She's just exhausted and they're both a little embarrassed about it. Take the win."

"Embarrassed?" Alfred asked, pouring Dick a cup of tea as he dropped into a chair.

"They might have been so wrapped up in it that they didn't hear... much of anything until I interrupted them," Dick admitted, "But I might have done it on purpose."

"Well, At least Jason was dedicated to the mission," Alfred said dryly.

"Not bad for a virgin Zombie," Dick said appraisingly, "solid 7 out of 10-"

"Enough," Bruce said pinching the bridge of his nose. "As much as I don't care if they like each other I'm not looking forward to a resurgence of the press recirculating stories that I'm trying to pair you all off together."

"So just tell them to not suck face in public," Dick shrugged, "It works for you and Diana."

#jason todd #jason todd x reader #ask answered #minors dni #reader insert #science experiment!reverse

[lesbiansanemi]

Still thinking about the conversation I had with my roommate’s bf like two weeks ago where he said he was scared of furries but also didn’t even know enough about furries to know they were called furries I had to figure out wtf he was talking about. The urge to become a full blown furry now. Despite having all the makings of a furry I for some reason have never ended up enthusiastically becoming one despite my best efforts. Well. With spite as my motivator here we are. Where are the furry artists, I’m commissioning both my tentative ideas for my fursonas. I’m inviting all my friends who are furries over and we’re gonna work on making fursuits. I will also make this a hostile living situation for you AND I will get the added bonus of doing fun furry stuff

#during the same conversation he very heavily insinuated he thought I was a cringey weirdo in the most derogatory sense #by making fun of most of my hobbies and calling ppl who liked them cringey weirdos #but then going ‘oh! oh no! I don’t mean you though you’re fine you’re like Normal 😀’ #so. you know. #anyways last night I walked in the door from work #and the entire apartment smelled like weed and there was a dog barking at me and he was watching tv SO loud #🙃🙃🙃 sensory overload immediately in main part of apartment so I hid in bedroom all night #I’m also irritated cuz I’ve had convos with my roommate about weed FOREVER ago #literally my one ask was if he was gonna smoke he do it outside so the apartment doesn’t smell like it #idc if you smoke and you are free to do edibles/dabs/whatever inside just pls don’t smoke joints #I hate the smell and it’s bad for the animals #so why is it 🙃🙃🙃 all of a sudden happening again as this guy moves in 🙃🙃🙃 #anyways about to become a revenge furry and also suuuuuper fucking cringey just to bother/embarrass him #esp cuz he said he wants to have friends over all the time which I’m also FUDJDJSJSKSK about #but sure! invite friends over! #I’m gonna sit in the living room with my giant easel and draw furries and listen loudly to vocaloid while they’re here 🥰 #I’m gonna have a great time! you won’t tho lmao #kaz rambles

[levi-dayne]

silly little vent in the tags

#i really miss him and it's not fair how much i gave to him every day when i had to beg for attention back #i don't get why this always happens #it's every single person every single time #and they always tell me i was the best person they ever dated and i made them realize what being loved feels like or whatever #but i always end up more damaged #it feels like people think the way i love is like an apology from the universe that they can just take all of without reciprocating #instead of another traumatized person with feelings also trying to get what they give #it's so exhausting and frustrating i just want to love someone that loves me back #and they all say they do and tell me how great i am but they never listen when i communicate what i need and i have to beg #and they expect praise for the bare minimum #i asked him what he does for me and he said 'i was there to support you' #do you want a medal?? you SHOULD support your partners and your friends #and they all acknowledge that when the roles are reversed #what really fucks me up about it is when i see how they treated their exes #why not me?? what did i do wrong?? #and they say i didn't do anything and that i was the best but no one acts like it #im so fucking tired of this it hurts so much #like i know for a fact my other ex legitimately saw me as his reward for persevering through rejection #when can people start seeing me as an equal to them that also wants to be loved and valued and needed?? it's not fair #people keep taking advantage of me and how caring i am towards them and it sucks #im losing hope once someone DOES treat me right i won't even trust it #personal posts 😌✨️✨️ #tw vent

[broke-on-books]

Happy poetry month! In the spirit of the month, what's your favourite poem? I'm not an avid poetry reader but mine is We Only Want the Earth.

Ooooh I'll have to check that one out, I don't think I've read it!

Hmmm as for favorite poem, there's a few I throw out as my top poem with frequency, but here I've got to say The Bridge by C. Dale Young. I just adore its positivity and the way it isn't afraid to be in love with the small details of life. That's just a feeling I relate with so much in my life and the whole poem is SUCH a vibe. Think I called it my idea of the world's greatest love poem in an essay once (which is def A Claim which idk if I'd fully back up now but the vibes are there) because it isn't just a poem about being in love with someone, it's loving everything they do and everything around you and loving just the world as a whole and how you see it everyday. Its such a vibe fr

Just- THIS !!!! ^^^^^^

#i love the way the mind runs the path from bubbles to dandelions... ME TOO KING!!!!!! #he just gets it. imo #i had to make a poetry collection for class once (i ranked this guy no 4 actually rip mr young i failed you here) #but i titled it after this poem and did this beautiful sketch of like the gg bridge over the bay or whatever the fuck water source (ive only #been to the airport lmao idk the geography in sf with detail) with like dandelions and a bunch of stuff in colored pencil it was so pretty #ANYWAYS what a blast. what a poem what a life etc. #i mean honestly once you start a poem with “i love” youre already flying high. like sentiment of all time for real. me fucking too bro #<if i sound crazy here i do NOT regret it. it is 4am though here and i just woke up after like 3hrs sleep to get driven back to college #after coming home for easter so like. whatever the fuck i was saying. we vibe #answered #THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK!!!! and the boops mwah <3 #i cant superboop anyone bc im on mobile but feel booped superly etc. #omg wait that make me think of superman... clark the man you are... ahdjahs sorry now i really sound kooky lmao <3 #i would boop him though. v boopable. or id let lois do it. shed enjoy that #ALSO I GOT NEW EARBUDS SO IM LISTENING TO MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES #so i dont have to listen to my dads audiobook. instead julieta venegas is currently getting me through it. ily babe

[hella1975]

this isn't meant to like. make you give your opinion on Discourse™️ or anything I just wanted to ask, but I keep seeing people upset about taylor dating mr. 1975 and I can't figure out if it's bc he's a terrible person or just a greasy alcoholic 😭😭😭 do you know what's up with that guy??? like on one hand I like not knowing things about celebs and I should keep it that way. but also

i, unfortunately, do know what's up with that guy and it's that he's said something problematic about every faction of society at least once. for me i have some weird, reluctant fondness for him because he is just a train wreck and he's such a twat all the time that at least it's nondiscriminating, and i also like that when he sings about mental illness it's bc he's actually BEEN THERE and been publicly a mess bc of it and been addicted to drugs and acted like a dick, and he ACKNOWLEDGES THAT, but also at no point am i gonna jump on the 'he's an amazing person' parade bc generally he is just a sleazy idiot. it is weird watching people suddenly dragging up every single thing he's ever said to be like 'look! this is why he's bad for our tay tay!' when the running joke with matty healy is that he's just a prick. like u dont need to expose his moral fibre. u can just say he's a prick. and also as funny as the jokes are she's still a grown woman who's been around the block a few times when it comes to dating. i think she will be okay maybe

#idk that's just what i think though. like he's been cancelled more times than he has songs and yet a lot of us are still here #and he acknowledges it like there's a running gag at his live shows where he goes to say a very explosive sentence and then he gets cut off #by the band with a random song it's so funny. like he'll go 'i just think that immigrants- *LOUD GUITAR*' & i think that's a part of it too #is that a lot of people don't get that sometimes he's being ironic? he takes it too far and these days he's annoying #but idk ive seen certain instances where im like. that went over so many people's heads #idk i just dont think he's Evil and Malicious i think he's just a prick. like people can just be pricks even if they're super famous. wild #he's so fucking pretentious but he got famous for being REAL and his music has helped a lot of people because of how real it was #like i made a post a while ago about his song 'give yourself a try' and how the concept of it is literally #'life is a little bit shit to be quite honest with you and you WILL get fucked over by it and fuck yourself over but you're here anyway #so you might as well give it a go' like???? so many mental health ballads are like 'the world is So Beautiful and So Are You' #but matty healy ALWAYS has gone actually it isnt and you arent. whatever though #and i just really like that #ask #also big disclaimer that i dont have an encyclopedic knowledge of all the dumb shit matty healy has said ive just been listening #to the band for a while and have picked shit up along the way. if it turns out he's done some actually reprehensible shit that ive missed #then that's literally bc i do not actively run in 1975 circles and do not intend to ever start <3 so dont yell at me LMAO

[fleshdyke]

you guys remember that time my dad killed my pet and then blamed me for it lol

#i still miss jpeg so fucking much #i remember for weeks after he died i would turn on his light in the morning and forget that he wasn’t there to greet me and it was so awful #remembering he was dead every single morning #and every few days i would put a little plant food in the tank and it was such a fucking gut punch every time #bc the cycle was disrupted now. nothing was working like how it was supposed to bc he wasn’t there anymore. those plants that lived off him #for months were the only thing i had left of him #and he told me at one point after he died ‘next time you get a betta you have to take care of it’ like FUCK YOU I DID! I FUCKING DID! #i cycled the tank and i fed him and i kept tabs on the water levels and i did all his water changes and i told my dad when he started #getting sick bc i wasn’t able to get medicine myself! and he tried to fucking gaslight me into believing that i was delusional! #bc he didn’t want to admit that he was wrong! and he refused to fucking do anything about it to the point where i was scrambling for people #i knew who could drive to take me to the fish store and get medicine #and then he fucking died! he died when i was at school and my dad just flushed him down the toilet #and he told me in the most insensitive way possible #and he tried going ‘im sorry i didnt listen to you’ or whatever like sorry’s not going to fucking cut it you killed my fucking pet #and then he went right back to blaming me for it #and then after he died my brother told me that he’d asked my dad about jpeg one time and he SAID that he was pretty much a goner #he fucking KNEW he was dying and still refused to do anythign??? for what fucking reason? bc he couldn’t admit he was ever wrong? bc he #wanted to watch me suffer? #and then for weeks i was taking care of an empty tank #bc the plants in his tank were the only thing left of him #and i couldn’t let them just sit and wither away bc that’s what i did with jpeg and i couldn’t just watch him die again #and then i moved his plants into the other 40gal and i had to look at the way the other fish ignored jpeg’s favourite anubias #and i had to take down his tank and wash all the rocks and driftwood and pack it all back up and then he was gone for real #jpeg was the first thing i was really proud of and my dad had to fucking take it from me #rambles #vent #pet death