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oetscop · 7 months

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btw if someone taking your order like. gives you several options to pick for smth and you just say like "whatever it comes with" you are like one of the most annoying customers on the fucking planet

#tongue #insecure customers piss me off so bad 😭#reading a like pet peeve thing on a subreddit sparked this #the day that i quit this old fart replied 'coke zero or diet coke whatever you got' when i asked what drink they wanted #and i said we have both #and she was like 'yeah whatever one'#BITCH PICK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WE HAVE BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that and people who start every single item with 'is it okay if i get'#i want to say no so fucking badly #'is it okay if i get a big mac' no. its okay for everyone except you #we're actually all laughing at you right now too #you should probably leave before we call every person you went to high school with to make fun of you

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cherrirui-official · 2 months

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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polariswiss · 8 months

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hey so cringe culture is dead applies to therians and otherkin bitches and all the like too. You Cannot Pick and Choose

#my posts #cringe culture #cringe #cringe culture is dead #therian #therianthropy #otherkin #otherhearted #alterhuman #copinglink #You mfs who still dog on bitches w spiritual beliefs really suck #OR WHO ARE JUST COPING?#You can't just pick one cringe thing to exclude #don't be a religiophobe . or anti-religious. OR EVEN STILL #Like. literally ableist. do NAWT #but whatver #it's so hard being a swag ass kitty sheep werewolf computer robot thing 😒#but i digress

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fragileheartbeats · 1 month

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I can't be the only one who don't give a fuck about "I'm team black" or "I'm team green."

Like I can't be the only one who just want to watch these bitches killing each other and looking hot doing it, you know what I mean?

I don't care what they do, I don't care who's right who's wrong, I'm just here for violence, incest and pretty Targaryens.

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cryptictangerine · 1 month

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*Throws on tin foil hat* THE END IS NIGH! HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, WE ARE DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!

#im just joking around #aj has progressed through animals so much better than lps did #going from regular animals to prehistoric then mythical #lps went straight from regular animals to mythical and not even good mythical!#no dragons or unicorns! ugly fairys!#i had to look up lps fairys cuz i barely remembered what they looked like #those bitches ugly!!!!!!#the one i picked was not as bad as the others #lps downfall is my roman empire #animal jam #jamblr #littlest pet shop #lps

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chiangyorange · 9 months

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bitches help im thinking about the sadwoman with less than 10 mins of screen time total again

anyway the armor is gonna b canon to cbabe and theres a reason why its not her normal look and also karai in a dress because i like herrrrrrr

#'chiangy just post about the turtles like the rest of us' you may tell me #no #no i dont think i will be doing that #was going to make like a ref thing to the layers of her armor too #no one but me is interested in that i think #idfk #kinda been in sorta an art slump atm i might do some figure drawing exercises to make myself draw smth #unrelated to this i can never fucking draw her face consistently its literally fucking haunting me #its like the square chin or pointed fucking pick you indecisive bitch #narrow heart or rectangle fucking. MOTHERFUCKER JUST CHOOSE #GOD. fucking. anyway #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #hamato karai #rise karai #rottmnt karai #my art #cbabe

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introspectivememories · 3 months

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absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

#batfamily member: get your dog bitch #bear barely holding tim back smiling: he don't bite #them looking at tim growling and snarling and trying to bite them: YES HE FUCKIN DO!!!!#i think the idea of tim being more affected by bear's trauma than bear is insanely funny #bear talking about his trauma: yeah i was in a school shooting and then i got sucked into a pain cult but hey! you live and learn right?#tim punching the ground crying screaming: hasn't he been through /enough/?!#one of the cult leaders gets out on parole and red robin shows up at their house to beat them up #tim's bear's attack dog. his pokemon if you will #bad social scenario? bear shouts 'i summon you tim drake!' and tim the sappy bastard that he is strikes a pose like theyre team rocket #that's a compleste lie btw. tim is the pokemon girlie. bear is the yugioh girlie. they get into arguments about this daily.#it does not help that dami and duke are on bear's side while jason and dick are on tim's #it becomes an all out war and bruce refuses to pick a side #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

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pseudonymphomania · 7 months

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Heart Full of Love, Mouth Full of Demonus

Lucifer: I shudder to think what would have happened if it were only the three of us.

Diavolo: wdym we’d just be complimenting each other!

Me, reading this chat and staring into the camera: …the fantastic threes- *is pulled offstage*

#obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #fanart #obey me #obey me fanart #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #the fantastic three #Luci looks like the first wife #Barbatos has absolute concubine energy #Barbatoes #lord diavolo #I’m sorry about their hair #I don’t have those skills yet #based on the grown-up things memory card #this whole time I’m like FIVE patterns EACH and A FUCKTON OF GOLD ACCESSORIES LIKE bitch PICK ONE #my safe art

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didthekingdieyet · 1 year

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#pick one #poll #tumblr poll #anti monarchy #did the king die yet #tampon charlie #king charles iii #not a countdown #just shitposting #funniest #coronation #fuck the coronation #i hate the monarchy #bitch asses #british royalty #british monarchy #fuck them

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apollosbisexualass · 1 year

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I like to think that Achilles, Hector and Patroclus are all sitting in Elysium laughing together whilst hurling rocks at Paris in the Fields of Punishment

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wingsofthesun · 11 months

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The sentient rocks' opinions of their Guardians:

Sol Emeralds: This is Blaze! She is descended from many of our previous Guardians, and has a firm grasp on duty. We love her.

Chaos Emeralds: This is Sonic! We found him on the side of a road eating a chili dog and yelling at this egg creature. We love him.

Master Emerald: This is Knuckles, who honestly deserves better than the life his ancestors gave him. I consider him my son in many ways. I love him.

Time Stones: This is Silver. We saw him throw a car at a god once. We love him.

#no seriously that is literally the time stones' logic behind picking Silver #they literally saw that the chaos emeralds had their favorite blorbo and decided they wanted one and silver was right there #the master emerald and sol emeralds probably bitch to each other about the other two sets' shenanigans when in range of each other #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #blaze the cat #chaos emeralds #sol emeralds #master emerald #time stones #sth #sonic au #guardian au

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imthursdaysyme · 6 months

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stali ft. anger issues

#stranger things #drawing #steve harrington #art #digital art #stali #kali prasad #i adore them #just kali threatening a old lady like bitch I wanted that candle back the fuck up #and the old lady is like bitch i’m about to die i get the fucking candle find another one #and steve is on another isle but his kali bullshit senses are tingling #and he runs to the isle she’s on to see her fucking fighting a old ass lady #full on grappeling to grab this candle from the old lady’s surprisingly strong grip kali is full on prying fingers back #steve sighs like jfc that’s my woman ig #and he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder like a sack of potato’s #and she’s screaming and cussing the old lady out the whole way #and once she’s out of eyesight she’s like istg esty put mE DOWN #and he’s like NO FUCKING WAY YOU THREATENED TO DISEMBOWEL A 80YO WOMAN OVER A CANDLE #YOU GET AIR JAIL BITCH #and she’s fuming like the scary woman she is and everyone they pass is terrified and steve is just. so tired.#he tells her she’s not allowed to go shopping unless they hold hands the entire time #like she’s a child #but it’s also a way for him to hold her hand #but also keep her from threatening murder

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dukeofqueers · 4 months

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Ser Fel, the Chimera Knight or Unmoored Knight

i love my arisen who was so cringe and fail that he got removed from his own world. get ratio’d by the Endless Cycle idiot

Thora, the other Arisen in the nihilism meme belongs to @missszena <3

in game featuring his pawn Leoris

#dragon's dogma #dragon's dogma dark arisen #ddda #fanart #sketch #art #artists on tumblr #ddda arisen #dragon's dogma oc #my art #screenshots are a bit outdated he has the diabolic shield now. i grinded for this bitch #fel isn't from gransys but don't ask me for names i'm entrusting the sequel to give us more world lore #he defeated his dragon but didn't kill it and got fucked over when he was lured to bitterblack. got lost there and was displaced entirely #thora is the one who stumbled on him and he's wound up in her world but hasn't managed to get back to his #he goes back to bitterblack after witnessing this cycle gets lost and turns into a living armor #note to the cycle maybe next time don't pick the depressed jaded knight as ur arisen. bro couldn't even be arsed to finish his quest #i think often about the lack of mystic knights and most of them appearing as undead. inherently doomed vocation or whatever #anyway i'm terrible at finishing any art for fel sry #i'm gonna go make myself emo over fel's relationship with leoris now. see you whenever

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chrollohearttags · 3 months

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ronald mcdonald desantis dropped out the presidential race. look at god

#might throw sum on the grill idk #want his ass gone from Florida so bad though #hopefully he loses this one too #hate him so bad #built like a fucking 2 liter #racist #homophobic and transphobic #and ugly #pick a struggle #bitch damn #cherry chats 🍒

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deaddreaddraggo · 7 months

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Silly lil Spyro doodles

#ok so art block is one hell of a bitch #and i picked the Spyro Reignited Trilogy #he is very friend-shaped #also made with a 3ds #spyro reignited trilogy #spyro fanart

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sunshinediaz · 7 months

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tease tidbit tuesday <3

i was tagged by @callmenewbie, @wildlife4life, @try-set-me-on-fire, @disasterbuckdiaz, @rogerzsteven, @hippolotamus, @giddyupbuck, @ladydorian05, @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, @loserdiaz, and @wikiangela mwah 🫶🏼

have a long tease from hoa eddie, where eddie's grossly in love with buck's big tits and honestly i can't blame him

Eddie sighs, turns around, and nearly runs right into Buck’s big, naked, hairy chest. “Eddie—” “Where’s your shirt?” Buck blinks. “I was mowing the yard and I got hot,” he replies, shrugging sheepishly. He wants to bitch at Buck for mowing the yard, for taking his shirt off and getting grass all over himself, for inadvertently causing a scene because his big fat bleeding heart always seems to get him in trouble, but it’s Buck, sweet and stubborn and soft Buck, and he’s standing in front of Eddie, bare-chested and sweaty and a little breathless with blue eyes so large and wide and childlike, expecting Eddie to be upset when he’s not, not in the slightest, and all Eddie can do is smile and undo the snaps on his button down when he realizes Buck’s shivering, cold and clammy now that the sun has set. He has another shirt beneath, anyway. “Grass is worse than sand, Buck,” he says, handing his shirt over. “Put this on. You’ll want to shower as soon as you can, so just stay the night again. I’ve got a load of your clothes in the dyer.” Buck does as he’s told, pulling on the button down. It’s a size too small, dragging across his broad shoulders and barreled chest; the buttons stretch open over his torso, giving Eddie a peak of the curly hair between his tits, and his nipples are hard, tiny nubs beneath the fabric that draw Eddie’s attention, and he licks his lips. He’s seen Buck shirtless a hundred times before, sure, but he never realized how huge Buck’s tits really were until now, so big beneath his shirt they stick out like actual boobs. He wonders how heavy they’d feel in his hands, if Buck would make pretty sounds when he squeezed the fat or pinched his nipples till they’re red and swollen. Huh. That’s new.

gonna no pressure tag @honestlydarkprincess, @eddiediaztho, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eowon, @watchyourbuck, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @shitouttabuck, @housewifebuck, and whoever else mwah mwah

#eddie's losing his mind because on one hand buck looks so good with his shirt off #and on another hand bUCKS SHIRT IS OFF WHEN HE'S MOWING? GOD #and growing up in texas eddie knows #he knows okay #that grass is worse than sand #he's spent many a day hauling hay and by god he had days of picking grass out of every crevice of his body and he knows buck's #gonna bitch about it for a week at least #but god. buck's tits. buck's tits? when did they get so big. when did they get so hairy. and his NIPPLES. that's eddie's favorite color #they match the color of his birthmark so of course they have to match the color of his cock too right #right?#that's how science works right?#eddie passed science with a b- but hey he remembers the scientific method #ask questions and hypothesize and then test it out right #it's okay he doesn't mind to redo the experiment #anyway i finished chapter 2 FINALLY and am gonna start on chapter 3 today after a lil snack break teehee #tag games

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