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bleh heh heh
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Bleck
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djinn-ale · 1 year
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girls when they bite and maim and plot your demise
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raven-of-domain-kwaad · 3 months
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flashhwing · 1 year
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*clocks into work*
*does nothing for two hours*
*gets on zoom with my boss*
so you're promoting me, right?
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lunargrapejuice · 11 months
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i know i already have so many wips & other requests but i am struggling to finish anything i’ve started 😭 maybe send in a little request or prompt or hc requests or anything like that? im hoping trying something fresh & new can get me feeling inspiration again💕🥺
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rtgamebutsheep · 1 year
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So guess who’s counting every Bleck in the Super Mario playthrough
Me. It’s me. And I’m not just looking through the game’s transcript. I’m going to watch all three streams and count all the Blecks.
There will be 4 counters-
Times the game says Bleck, includes ones from the Count
Times the Count specifically says Bleck
Times RT says Bleck that isn’t included in the game
Total Blecks
oh god what am I getting myself into
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pktearsoftazmily · 1 year
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"Hiiiiii Cas~!" Pokey drawls, grinning. He's a few inches taller than Lucas now with his new boots. He bends down a bit to sort of playfully mock him. "Sooo... I got you something..."
He pulled out a bracelet, one that was gold with a few gems arranged in the pattern of what looked to be a sunflower.
"I saw someone making these and I thought 'Wow! Those remind me so much of Lucas, maybe I should find a sunflower one!' 'Cause y'know I didn't really get you anything for your birthday. But then they didn't have any and I remembered that I'm really, really good at telling people what to do. So I got this one made especially for you."
Pokey stopped his rant and handed it to Lucas.
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It didn't go unnoticed, Pokey. Lucas sticks out his tongue playfully, folding his arms. Yes, he's short for his age, blame the genes. Blinking at the sight of the bracelet, Lucas gasped softly, head tilting as he carefully watched the jewery.
Another soft gasp as he realised this was for him. Immediately, his eyes lit up some more, seeing the beautifully crafted sunflower on the bracelet. As he accepted it, the boy was starstruck over it. It takes him a while before he even tries it on, even then admiring it.
A huge, wide grin creeps its way across his face, almost laughing from joy.
"Oh, thank you... This is perfect. I love this! I love it, I love it, I love it! Oh, oh, please tell me when you were born, so that I absolutely return the kindness! I insist!"
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camscendants · 2 years
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Eviet sims things
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violet-amet · 1 year
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Brain empty. Can’t write.
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nanaslutt · 6 months
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so i just read like… ALL your gojo stuff.
now imagine… gojo not being able to hold back and wanting to breed you after you both try those aphrodisiac chocolates… ahem…
i am absolutely terrified of getting pregnant yet have the words most insufferable breeding kink, we exist
Contains: fem reader, aphrodisiacs, masturbation, no prep, spanking, rough sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink, multiple orgasms, SOOO much dirty talk, praise, so much cum.., whiped!gojo, established relationship
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Gojo was talking soooo much shit when you sent him a link to some aphrodisiac chocolates you saw online. He would not stop dismissing that they didn’t actually work; saying none of that shit that advertised any kind of enhancement in sexual arousal ever did.
So of course you had to order the chocolates and really test it for yourselves, making a challenge out of it.
If the chocolates truly had an effect, gojo would do whatever you wanted, and if they didn’t? vice versa. Gojo was game, of course; because he didn’t think anything would happen.
“Bleh- they taste like shit too,” Satoru grimaced, chasing the horrible flavor with a strawberry soda.
“That’s probably because there’s something in them satoru…like the aphrodisiac…,” you shook you head, swallowing the bitter chocolate.
“Orrrr; crazy thought; it’s just some cheap chocolate marketed as aphrodisiacs to make a ton of money off of people like us.” he drawled, throwing his hands up in the air and waving them around when he spoke.
“I really thought you out of all people would find this kind of thing fun satoru.” you said, trying to push his buttons a bit.
“We’ll of course, chocolate and sex? I’m all over that,” he said making you laugh, “but me and suguru tried something like this for fun back in our student days, it was some kind of pill though,” his face twisted in discomfort as he spoke, “just ended up making us super sick tho, yaga got pissed, heh” he laughed, remembering the memory.
“Knowing you two it was probably some cheap boner pill you got in a sketchy bag at the convenience store.. so that might explain it.” you snorted,
He rubbed his big hand over the back of his neck, “yeah, there was like 5 other pills in the bag with it now that I think about it..” he said quietly, making you hunch over in a laugh.
The two of you went about your evening like normal, watching some comedy movie that was on and cuddling together on the sofa. When it ended you went off to change into something more comfortable as you started off to finished the laundry.
You haven’t felt anything extremely out of the ordinary yet; remembering that the package said it might take long for women to feel the affects; but gojo on the other hand was feeling mildly uncomfortable.
His face and neck were feeling warm, throughout the entire movie his big hand was placed on your upper thigh, like always. What was unusual though, was how his skin tingled when he placed it on yours, palms sweating more than usual; he just chalked it up to all the junk he had been eating throughout the day, probably upsetting his body.
When you moved back into the kitchen and started on the dishes the two of you had created in the sink, Gojo couldn’t help but hyper focus on the fat off your ass peeking out of your night shorts.
The way you moved your hips as some r&b music played quietly from the tv. He watched your muscles and tendons move together when you twisted your body around, watching your ankles cross; one behind the other; getting comfortable from where you stood.
Satoru was feeling hot all over now, a large hand coming down to grope himself over his pants when you bent over to put the dishes into the washer, poking out your clothed mound towards him, the fabric of your shorts squeezing your curves just right.
His jaw dropped slightly, breathing heavier as he got off on watching you do such a mundane task like the dishes.
You inserted the pod into the dishwasher, completely oblivious to satoru’s shenanigans as you stood up straight. You noticed when washing your hands that you were starting to feel a warmth washing over your body, and a sort of warm coil tightening in your tummy.
The lightbulb went off in your head when you realized it was probably the work of the chocolates. You quickly shut off the water, towel is hand as you whipped your head behind you to tell gojo what was happening to you; and to inform him that you were going to win this challenge.
Your motions were stopped short as you bumped straight into gojos chest, “Oh! Didn’t realize you were-“ Your words getting cut off when gojo grabbed the bottom of your face, bringing your lips to his, and kissing you hungrily.
Gojo used his other had to slide his arm around your body, pressing you hard into him, letting you feel his erection against your tummy.
He pushed his tongue into your mouth, swallowing your words that tried to excape, “Sa-mm- Satoru-“ you got out between kisses. Gojo shoved his knee between your legs, putting delicious pressure on your cunt as he kissed you like it was his last day on earth.
You had to grip his hair and pull his face off of you to speak, this didn’t really phase him as he targeted your neck instead, biting and sucking on the skin there, “Fuck- s-satoru slow down-“ you moaned when he sucked on a particularly sensitive spot.
“Cant, need you-“ he spoke in between his rushed love bites on your neck, moving his big hands to hold your hips as he made you rock your cunt back and forth along this thigh.
Your head was spinning a mild a minute, still trying to wrap your head around the current situation. You expected this to happen; being on the side of ‘pro aphrodisiacs and all; you just didn’t expect it to happen so soon, and for it to have such a strong effect on someone like Satoru.
“S-shit- those chocolates have you m-more worked up than me,” you tried to laugh, voice cut short by a moan when his knee nudged your clit at a particularly mouthwatering angle.
“Need to be inside you,” he ignored you, groaning against your pulse point, hot breath tickling your neck when he spoke.
Gojo was breathing so heavily, his cock feeling like it was about to rip a hole in his pants at how hard he was. “Take em off, now-“ he whimpered, referring to your bottoms as he started pulling them down your legs, panties following suit.
You helped him, gripping his hair and keeping his lips pressed against your neck while you kicked off your shorts off from around your ankles . His hands dropped down to remove his own sweats, too impatient to fully take them off as he pulled them down just enough for his cock to spring out, jerking himself off with one hand rapidly between you; hand holding your hip with his other.
“Let me put it in, please, need to be inside you now-“ he groaned, finally pulling back from your neck; and he looked absolutely wrecked.
This whole situation was giving you whiplash, but you felt bad for him. Satoru’s hands were shaking, face flushed completely crimson, and he was sweating and panting like he just ran a marathon.
He continued stroking his cock, eyes flirting between your pussy and your pretty lips while he waited for them to move, voicing your consent.
His cock was dripping so much pre it looked like he already came. Hard cock still dripping steadily onto his hand and fingers, making his strokes emit loud ‘plp’ sounds into the air.
“Yes, please, give it to me toru,” you spoke, making him let out a moan of satisfaction. You wrapped your arms around his neck when he lifted you suddenly, burring your hands in his hair and face in his neck as he slid his dick into you with zero prep, all at once.
You were greatful the aphrodisiac was in affect, making you so much wetter than normal, and in turn, making the stretch a whole less painful then it would’ve been without it.
You whined at how his massive clock split you in half effortlessly, “Sorry baby- m’ sorry-“ he apologized with a groan against your bruised neck; whatever consciousness he still had left being aware that that might’ve hurt you.
“Shit it’s o-okay toru, just give it to me- fuck-“ You tipped your head back, jaw dropping and releasing a loud whine, giving him more access to mark up your neck while he fucked into you like a mad man; legs dangling over his arms as he held you in his strong grasp, hoisting you up and down on his cock like you weighed nothing to him.
“Holy fuckkk” he whined, vibrations going through your skin, “Need to fill you up, need to fuck you full of my cum s-shit-“ Gojo was working himself up with his words, already on the brink of his orgasm only a couple thrusts in.
He was truly using you like a cocksleve as he fucked into you at an inhumane pace, heavy balls slapping against your ass, strings of your combined wetness connecting to your ass each time he thrusted inside.
He sucked harder against your skin as he felt his first high rapidly approach him. His eyes repeatedly rolling back in his skull at the rhythmic pulsing of your pussy around him.
“Shitshitshit- gonna c-cum, need you to take it all f’me” his deep voice reverberated through you, all you could do is cry and moan our strings of his name and “yesyesyes” while he fucked his first load of the night into you.
“T-take it f-fucking take it yessss” Gojo felt like he was on cloud nine, he had never felt anything like this before. Of course he loved cumming inside you when you had sex but this was different. Every neuron in his brain was telling him to fuck load after load into you; to get you pregnant.
Gojo didn’t actually want kids right now, and you were on the pill so the possibility of him actually knocking you up was low- but not if his aphrodisiac brain had anything to say about it; he would make sure to fucking try.
Ignoring the overstimulation he felt as he humped his cum into you with heavy thrusts, quickly picking up his speed again when he finished spurting the warm ropes of cum into you, making you squeal at his quick recovery.
“Pussy feels so fucking good, so fucking wet sh-itttt” he groaned, dick twitching and abs clenching as he fucked himself through the aftershocks of his orgasm, sending him straight twords another one.
“T-toru o-oh my god-“ you wimpered, body flopping around limply at the intense pleasure. His cock was drilling straight into your sweet spot and making you dizzy. You tried not to pass out as he manhandled your body, gripping you roughly and marking up your skin everywhere his insatiable lips could reach.
“Gonna knock you up baby- g-gunna give you my babies- get you fucking pregnant, yeah? you want that?” you cut off his filthy mouth by using the grip you had on his head to press his mouth against yours.
“Yesyesyes, give me your babies toru- gonna make you a daddy-“ he groaned into your mouth at your mutual need for him to fill you up.
Gojo felt drunk hearing the nickname bounce around inside his head. Gojo never thought he had a daddy kink, but in this scenario? The nickname had him feeling like he was about to come again already.
By this point, the aphrodisiac was affecting you just as much as it was him, everywhere his body touched yours felt like your skin was on fire. You tried not to lose your sanity as he was pushing your towards your first orgasm without so much as even grazing your clit.
He set you down on the ground and in one swift movement spun you around so you were facing the counter. Satoru used his massive had to grab hold of his cock, slipping it back into your drenched walls.
You both groaned in unison at the sensation. Gojo gave you both a couple seconds to relish in the feeling, pressing his balls hard against your ass before he picked up his same ruthless pace as before.
“Good fucking girl- gonna look so fucking pretty with ur belly all round with my baby shiiit” he groaned when he felt your cunt clench around him at the idea.
He brought his massive palm down feeling your cunt squeeze him, leaving a heavy spank against your ass and gripping the fat between his fingers.
“Pussy tryna fuckin’ milk me down here” he laughed, biting his lip when he watched your hand come down to rub your clit in quick circles, “Yeaahhh fucking touch your pussy for me baby, make urself cum all over my dick while i fill you up.” he instructed, clenching his jaw.
“Shit- g-give it to me daddy- cum inside me-” you mindlessly babbled, there you go again with that fucking nickname that had his balls tightening.
You feet the coil wind itself up quicker than normal at your enhanced sexual arousal from the chocolate and the now added stimulation of touching your neglected clit.
“Come with me baby, gotta feel you cum around me- please” he begged, leaving another loud slap against your ass before pulling you back on his dick roughly by your hips.
“S -shit it’s coming it’s coming i’m- fuckfuck- ngghhh” your warned, voice cutting out as you started to come around his girth while he fucked you through it.
“yeeeeeess baby- fuuuuck- milk my fucking cock fuck-“ he watched intently as your little hole clenched around him, his first load spurting out around his cock with the pressure of your orgasm, making the white ring around the base of his dick get even messier.
“I’m coming again baby- take it for me- need you to take it all, gotta make sure it t-takes” he whined, getting you pregnant still on the forfront of his brain.
Your legs would’ve collapsed on the floor if he wasn’t holding up a majority of your weight by your hips. Your nails slid against the marble as his cock rammed against your cervix, making you dizzy, broken moans getting forced out of your mouth at the feeling of getting repeatedly impaled on his cock.
You tried to gain a little bit of brainpower back to help gojo through his orgasm just like he did for you, “y-e-sss toru’ cum inside me please- i’ll take it all- be a good girl for you-“ your voice squeaked out, words getting louder at the end with how rough his thrusts were,
He leaned over your back, pressing his sweaty chest onto you while he wrapped you in a tight bear hug, not ceasing his ruthless hips, “Need you t-to kiss me baby- go-nna be instense” he whimpered against your shoulder, waiting for you to turn your head twords him to give him access to your mouth.
When you did he wasted no time in pressing his lips to yours. The two of you swallowed each others moans as his pitch got higher and higher; his tight grip was sure to leave dark bruises on your body as he held onto you for dear life at his impending orgasm.
When the coil finally snapped, he shook violently against you, hips stilling against your ass, pressing his hips as deep as he could into you while hot ropes of cum filled you up even more than his last load, making more cum spill out around him at how full you already were.
His breath was hitching into your mouth, lips doing their best to kiss you back as his jaw kept falling open as the waves of his high washed over him.
He whined and dropped his head against your shoulder when he started to come down. Gojo panted heavily against your skin, twitching in the aftershocks of his high.
“D-don’t move please” he requested, fucking his softening cock into you a couple more times to make sure his cum was as deep inside you as it could go.
“Fuck toru- feel so full right now..” you wined into the marble, wincing in overstimulation at his final few weak thrusts.
After a couple seconds he finally pulled out his cock, gulping hard as he watched his cum start to dribble out of you; making you whine at the slightly uncomfortable feeling.
He used a couple fingers to spread your pussy lips; admiring his work for a second before he used to fingers to scoop his cum back up, stuffing his thick digits back inside of you, “Gotta get that plug of yours to keep it all in,” he said, biting his lip at how soft you felt around his fingers.
“Or you could let me cockwarm you,” you giggled, turning your head back to look at him while he looked enthralled with your cunt.
“God I love you, smartest fucking girl I know.” he praised.
You fell into a fit of giggles when he scooped you up in his arms, peppering kisses onto your face while he headed twords your shared bedroom.
You wrapped your legs tightly around his waist while he walked, keeping them snug even when he dropped the two of you on the mattress together. Gojo’s large frame laying on top of you as he reached his hand down between you to slide his semi-hard cock back into your oversensitive walls, making you hiss at the feeling, “Sorry baby- almost in,” he promised, kissing your cheeks while he fully bottomed out.
He rolled his eyes at how warm and soft you felt around his dick, sucking soft hickeys into the crook of your neck while you pet his damp hair.
“I’ll clean you up in a second my love, promise, you just feel too good right now.” he let out a short laugh against you.
“‘S okay toru, makes me feel good too.” you tipped your head forward and pressed kisses onto the top of his scalp.
“We gotta be careful with those chocolates,” he laughed, “Might acctually knock you up one day if we keep eatin those,”
“That doesn’t sound half bad,” you confessed, squeezing your legs harder around his hips.
“Dangerous words to say right now pretty girl,” he warned, smirking into your skin,
“Oh right, guess you won the bet,” he remembered, “Whacha want ur big strong boyfriend to do for you?” he asked teasingly,
“Cum inside me again, right now,” you requested after a beat, emphasizing your need by squeezing your pussy walls around him, making him inhale a sharp breath between his teeth.
“Fuck… you serious?” he smirked, lifting his head to look at you.
“Don’t keep me waiting, give me my prize toru,” you pouted your bottom lip at him, making his brain short circuit as he felt his cock twitch back to life.
You ended up taking a plan B the next morning… just in case…
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nothingbutlimbo · 9 months
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BLEH HEH 💜
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90ekz · 1 year
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RYUSEI SHIDOU BF HEADCANONS <3
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cw : chubbyblackfem!reader, smut, possessiveness, foul language, blasian!ryu, he’s a lil mean but we luv.
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- ngl, this mf has a really weird obsession with your tits. like, it borders on creepy. you can’t do anything without him coming behind you and sticking his hands up your bra. fuckin’ weirdo.
- smells really fresh, yet warm at the same time. like a mix of spring rain w/ a side of male ignorance. quite nice, at least to you.
- loves nothing more than waking up to you with your legs slung around his waist. he finds that shit so cute.
- absolutely gets a kick out of making you mad during sex. just got ur hair done? he’s pulling on it extra hard. just used the last bit of ur favorite gloss? he’s smearing it all over his cock while fucking your throat. he’s a dickhead fr LMFAO
- talks so fuckin’ condescending to you. always talkin bout “hmm?” and “oh yeah?”, cause he knows that his voice does it for you. when you woke up the morning after your first time w him, and his voice was all husky—whew lord.
“heh.” you threw an annoyed look over your shoulder, hoping that he’d get the memo that your wobbly legs and sore back were not funny. he held back anothet chuckle as he got up and held your waist on the way to the bathroom. his other hand snaked to your jaw as he feigned sadness. “‘m sorry mama. dont be mad at me baby.” with that same damned tone in his voice.
- possessive as hell. like it’s so bad LMFAO. he’s a firm believer that any man who comes near you should die by his hands, unfortunately. he just can’t help it, you’re his favorite lil’ thing, cut him some slack :(
“next time he comes near you, ON GOD im tying him to the bottom of the ocean and running him over wit a fuckin’ submarine, cause who the fuck??”
- the first time you came to one of his games and he noticed you waving a big sign in the air with “i <3 ryu!” in big letters, he knew that he was in love with you. his teammates had never seen him smile so big.
- his fav nicknames? sugar, baby, ma, mama, princess. he’s so bleh :((
- big girl enthusiast. if you ain’t 2sumn to do sumn get out his dms fr.
- his fav domestic thing is cooking with you, well, while you watch. one hand is cooking, the other is fondling the fat of your ass with his big ol’ hands. he’s absolutely convinced that the food comes out better when he does it.
- before y’all even got together, he was shoving it down sae’s throat how he got a girlfriend before him, and how y’all were gonna go out on dates whenever you stopped playin games. delusional ass.
“didn’t you just say-" “man, she slid up on my story! that means that she’s soooo in love with me! right?!” “totally. yep.”
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md-confessions · 29 days
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I'm glad to see Doll finally taken seriously by the fandom, but it feels kinda bleh to see her getting attention only when she dies. I've seen a number of people suddenly spike in their love for her upon the release of episode seven and I'm like, heh, actually, I've been here since day one DORK I know what its all abouttt (silly, I'm not genuinely going to gatekeep a fictional character,)
BUT YEAH I do hope this gives her more attention/focus from people. I love the Alphabet gang + Uzi but!!! DOLL!!!! UZI'S FOILLL!!!! PLEAAASE!!!!
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lizadale · 8 months
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In the dimigi AU, what was the reason why Count Bleck wouldn't allow Dimentio to come along on his adventure to destroy all words? ya know at least at first-
because he recognized him
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of course, the book takes control of Blu a second later and says "bleh heh heh we would love to have you, actually....corrected Count Bleck" and what remains of Blu's sanity is broken.
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univer-underfell · 2 months
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some lore
Napstablook: They just wanna be left alone.
Sans: He's just sans.
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! GO NO FURTHER, HUMAN! I, COUNT PAPYRUS, DECREE THAT YOU SHALL FALL BY MY HANDS! AND NO, I DO NOT SAY "BLEH BLEH BLEH", SANS! I SHALL PROVE TO THE WORLD I KNOW THIS WORLD'S MOTTO! IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED! NYEH HEH HEH!
Woshua:Captain of a little band of cleaning pirates.
Monster kid:Wants to be a pirate when they grow up, but ALSO wants to be in the guard! They can't choose.
Flowey:He simply doesn't really care.
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moss-with-legs · 9 months
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Hold You Close; Call You Mine
“So, tell me... Do you like sweets?” 
"Sweets? Of course I do! My favorite are gummy worms, what are yours?" 
“Ice cream.” 
"Ice cream? I'll have to share one with you sometime," he said with a sly smirk before he chuckled to himself. 
The two of you were chilling out together as friends, watching tv, and chatting. 
he puts his arm around you and pulls you close. 
"Do you mind if I rest my head on your shoulder?" he asks, blushing. 
“Go for it.” 
After all this time being partners and going on missions together, this was like second nature to the two of you. ‘Comfortable,’ you think. ‘Domestic,’ even. 
he wraps his arms around you, hugging you tightly 
"You're so soft~" he says in an even softer whisper 
“Favorite color?” You muse, pressing further, trying to ignore the heat building in your chest and the fact that you stopped paying attention to the sitcom that was playing fifteen minutes ago. 
"It's hard to pick one....but I'd say sky blue. What about yours?" 
You tell him yours and he lets out an amused ‘hmm’ at your answer 
he leans his head against you. “That is a nice color." 
“Favorite... tv show?” 
"I really love Friends. I know it's cliche and all, but there's just something I enjoy about the show," 
he chuckles slightly before he closes his eyes 
"You're too comfy..." 
“Bleh. I don't like that one.” (It’s a perfectly fine show you guess, just not your favorite...) 
"Bleh? What do you watch then, you heathen?” 
“The Golden Girls,” you say smugly. “Top Tier Comedy.” 
"Really? That show is kinda old," he chuckles 
"Do you like old shows more?" 
No... something about it is just comforting I guess,” 
"Yeah I get what you mean....it kinda feels like home doesn't it?" he asks as he moves his head to look at you 
“Hmm maybe.” You quickly look for a way to get his gaze off of you- it's too piercing, too... intimate. 
“Favorite band?” 
"Ah,” this catches his attention, and you can’t help but smile at the way his sky blue eyes light up when he hears the question. “I like a lot of different types of bands. But I really love Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, and Guns N' Roses." 
He seems satisfied with his answer, albeit a bit shy to have revealed it so easily. He rubs his arm with his hand and yawns 
"What about you?" 
“Honestly, that sounds about right for you,” you chuckle. “I don't know if I can choose though...” 
he raises his eyebrow as a slight blush tints his cheeks 
"Why does it seem right for me?" 
“Heh, I dunno... I can just picture you listening to something loud and instrumental.” 
"I like how you know me pretty well, it's cute," he says with a smirk, nudging you with his elbow 
“Then it's a good thing you have me for a partner then, huh,” you quip back. 
"You're such a dork hehe... but yeah I guess you're right. It's nice having you there by my side," he chuckles as his stomach growls. 
"I'm pretty hungry, you?" 
“What are you thinking?” 
"How about this? How about we go grab some burgers?" he says as he gets off the sofa and stretches 
“That also sounds right for you,” you say, definitely not looking at the way his muscles flex when he does that. 
"Well, it's my favorite food," he chuckles. "You want to get in my Truck? Or shall we walk?" 
“I won't say no to a ride.” 
He smiles warmly as he holds out his hand for you to take. 
"Then let's drive together." 
“Okay.” 
he takes your hand and you both head towards his truck and he opens the passenger door for you 
"After you~" he chuckles as he glances at you 
“Oh, how charming,” you fire back. 
"I try, I'm glad to see the charm thing is working on you~" he teased as he closed the door, walking around the truck and getting in the driver's seat. 
You turn on the radio as you pull off. 
"Oh yeah?" he looks over at you 
"What do you like to listen to?" 
“Hmm...” You flip the stations until you land on something you like. 
He turns his head in your direction again as he turns the steering wheel. 
"heyyy,,," he says after a beat. 
“Yeahhh?” you mimic. 
"I... kinda like you,” he pauses, “if you know what I mean..." he offers a small smirk before returning his gaze at the road again. 
“Awh, only kinda?” you tease, “Your trusted partner that keeps you out of trouble and knows your favorite things and rides with you at 2am to get burgers? Dang, what’s it gonna take to make it into this guy’s good graces?” 
He sighs, blushing slightly as he looks at you. 
"You know what I mean...I really like you. A lot." he adds shyly. 
“Heh, well then...” you say, smiling to yourself, “I'm glad. I like you too Leon. A lot.” 
he looks at you 
"And what if I asked to kiss you?" 
You smile wholly then,  
“Can I ask that you feed me first?” 
He raises an eyebrow before he chuckles 
"Of course, you can babe. It wouldn't be a very romantic date if we didn't eat now, would it?" 
he asks, continuing to drive and taking exits for the burger joint 
“Oh?? Is this a date now?” you ask, your eyebrows raised in turn this time. 
he smirks. That Bastard. 
"I thought it was." 
he says with all too much confidence, before slowing down to park and turning off the engine, turning to look at you 
You laugh playfully, “That's to be determined I suppose.” 
he gets out of the car before coming to the passenger side and opening the door for you. 
"Shall we enter the burger joint my lady?" 
he smiles before extending his arm out in order for you to hold it. 
You raise an eyebrow, but take his hand and step out anyway, playfully bumping your hip against his. 
he chuckles softly as he puts his other hand over your hip, looking over to your face as you both enter the restaurant. The restaurant itself was notably bustling despite the late time 
"It's a lot busier than I thought it would be" he mumbles to you before walking in to find a table. 
“Mmhm,” you hum in agreement as you lean into him. 
The two of you manage to find a table and a waiter comes up to help. 
"Table for two?" 
"Yes please" replies Leon as you take your seats, him sitting next to you. He nudges your side. 
"What would you like hm?" 
“Fries and a shake please,” 
"And I'll have a bacon burger and a milkshake please" 
he said smiling softly before the waiter walked away. He turns to face you. 
"You know, I don't think I've ever been on a date with someone like you before, you're really sweet." 
“Oh? How have your other dates been then?” 
"...I think it would be better if I didn't answer that question...” 
he says as color fills his face 
You laugh, “Ha-ha, no, I really wanna know now. Tell me?” 
he looks around first to see if anyone else is hearing the conversation before turning to look at you 
"Alright, you asked for it," he teases. He leans closer to you, a smirk across his lips as his voice goes down a volume. 
"All of my other dates were...they were...well...they wanted to..." 
“They wanted to what?” 
"..." 
he stops talking, he sighs, looking at you intently. 
"...you want me to say it don't you?" 
“yES!” 
"...they only wanted ONE thing from me...you know what I mean..." he said slowly, blushing 
"...after the second date they never wanted to see me again..." 
You’re taken aback. Honestly it makes sense because he looks Like That. Still, it’s sad, and you feel bad for him. Don’t they realize how sweet he really is? 
“Aw you poor thing...didn't you mention you had a girlfriend once though? How was that?” 
his face flushes more as he hears the topic being changed 
"Umm...my ex girlfriend....she....she...was nice for a while..." 
he said with a small frown 
"But she started getting...more distant. And then she cheated on me," 
he said softly 
“Oh...” 
“I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked” 
"No, it’s alright, Really,” he adds upon seeing your concern. 
He leaned back on the seat, sighing before looking at you again. 
"Hey...can I... can I try something?" 
“Try what?” 
he leans in closer to you, his face only inches away from yours 
"Can I try...giving you a kiss?" 
You lean in to meet him, only to stop short and whisper, 
"the food is here." 
"Huh? Oh right...alright let's dig in," 
he chuckles softly as the waiters place the food in front of the both of you. Leon takes a few fries and eats those. 
"Y'know....there's something I've been meaning to ask..." 
he looks at you 
You look up from your milkshake. 
“Something beyond wanting to kiss me?” 
"Haha okay...you got me there. But if you let me...can I ask what I've been wondering?" 
You not-so-subtly sneak a piece of bacon from his burger. 
“Sure, ask away.” 
He looks down at his burger and the piece of bacon that is missing. 
"Hey! Give it back~" 
he laughs as his face turns slightly red. he sighs, 
"Okay....well...., do you ever think about maybe wanting to be more than just friends?" 
“Hmmm...” You pretend to mull it over. 
“Getting to patch you up after missions, hang out with you to get food at horrid hours of the morning, hold you close and call you mine, kiss every mole and freckle on that cute face of yours... 
...I think I'd like that, Leon.” 
his jaw just about drops as he blushes intently, he was caught off guard after you described...what you wanted to do 
"W-wait a minute! You really want that?!" 
he looked at you with a blushing face and a shocked expression 
You grin wickedly and start to laugh  
“I do, yeah.” 
He chuckles with you and takes your hand, squeezing it tightly with his. 
"'Hold you close and call you mine.' What do you mean by that hmm?" 
he asks in a whisper, his blushing face filled with curiosity 
“Oh, ah...” you falter. You begin to feel your cheeks heat up and go to take a sip of your milkshake.  
“I did say that didn't I? 
Leon smiles as a look of anticipation flashes across his face 
"So, what did you mean by that, darling?" he asks softly. 
“Oh you know....” you start, “I just want to um... hold you sometimes... 
I would be so lucky... to know that... you would enjoy being with me too...” you trail off. 
"Baby," he chuckles, 
"I'd Love to be with you, it'd make me feel...not so alone anymore." 
he says, taking the milkshake from your hands and taking a sip of it. 
“Heyy! Is that payback for the bacon?” 
he sighs, 
"Yes, it is, I figured it was only fair if I took some of your milkshake." 
He takes another sip. 
"Damn...this is actually pretty delicious." 
You chuckle and continue eating your fries with one hand, while holding his with the other. 
"I see you're not too angry I took your milkshake," 
His face was still blushing as he looked at you with a grin. 
"C'mere." 
he said to you as he leaned in and kissed your cheek, giggling as he did so. 
You giggle as well,  
“hol’ on you got a little somethin’ there.”  
You point to the corner of his mouth at an imaginary stain and lean in to kiss it, catching him off guard. 
he was surprised, his face turning an even brighter red as the feeling of your lips touching his made him flutter 
"Bleh!" 
he giggled 
"You're a meanie, you know that?" 
he said with a pout, smiling. He then licked the imaginary stain in the corner of his mouth just to tease you. 
“Bleh?!” you say in mock affront. 
“I thought you wanted a kiss?” 
"Oh I do~ I definitely wanted a kiss..." 
a smirk appeared on his face 
"Would you mind giving me a proper one~?" 
he asks, his face still blushing despite your teasing 
“A proper kiss? Hmph! I'll have to think about it.” 
"Ohh nooo, what shall I do to convince you? You want to hold me close right? Wouldn't a kiss help with that?" 
With a smirk he looked around to see if anyone was staring before he leaned in and kissed you on the lips, holding it for a few seconds before pulling away. 
“You're such a dork,” you whisper across his lips. 
"And you love that about me, right?" 
he says, looking at your smiling face. The two of you are now sitting there like lovers, smiling from cheek to cheek. A few of the people in the restaurant begin to look at you and him. 
"Uhh babe...people are looking at us now..." 
his face turns red as he sees the people looking at the both of you 
"W-want to maybe go outside and eat our food there??" he mutters 
“Nah, let ‘em look.” you say, “I'm almost done anyway...unless you're really uncomfy? Then I don't mind.” 
his confidence comes back to him 
"You know what? You’re right. Let them stare, we're dating and that's all that matters." 
he grins as his face turns red 
"I'm pretty much done with my food anyways," 
he says before patting your leg. 
"Wanna head to the truck?" 
You stifle a yawn and nod.  
“Yeah, okay.” 
"Alright sweetheart." 
He smiles with a nod he gets up from his seat and holds his hand out for you. 
"After you of course~" 
You groan at his teasing but take his hand again anyway. 
he smiles 
"Why? You don't like that?" 
he asks curiously as if he didn't know. He walks outside with you as you both head to the truck, he then opens the passenger door for you. 
"Aww, are you tired cutie?" 
his face was still red, blushing at the nickname 
You get in, shaking your head at his antics. 
"Aw come on, you're just so cute~ you can't help being so cute you know?" 
he chuckles. 
Once you're inside, he gets in, getting in the driver's seat and turning on the engine before turning to you and grinning. 
"So, I know it's really late, but do you want to sleep at my house tonight? Or would you like me to drop you off at yours?" 
“Hmm... would you let me hold you if I stayed over?” 
"Oh please~ I would love that," his face goes red immediately as he looks at you, grinning happily. 
"I would love to cuddle you right now darling; you make me feel so...comforted..." 
he leans over and kisses your cheek again. 
“Alright then,” you smile, “let's go.” 
he smiles and starts to drive back to his apartment; it took a few minutes but eventually he parks 
"Alright, we're here. I'm so lucky to have met you..." 
he says before getting out of the car and opening your door, waiting for you to get out 
“Despite the unlucky circumstances that brought us together?” 
he nods. 
"Yes, despite everything....I'm happy I met you. I'm happy I'm dating you. My life would be boring without you in it." 
With a wide smile on his face and he holds his arm out, his hand waiting for you to hold it once you get out of the truck. 
You take his arm in yours and lean against him. 
his eyes light up and he smiles gently 
"Thank you." 
he leans down to your ear and whispers, 
"Shall we head up to my apartment? The neighbors won't be able to sleep if we're making out in public." 
He laughs, and it's delightful and genuine and makes you feel bubbly inside. 
“Woah there, Agent. I remember discussing cuddles, not making out.” 
his laughter dies down into chuckles. 
"Oh, come on, give me a little credit, it's hard to want to just cuddle you. But if that's what you want then that's what we'll do." he leans in closer to you as the two of you walk on the sidewalk, looking at you with a smirk. 
"Besides...if we do end up making out, I don't mind~" 
“Uh huh,” you say giving him a little pinch in the side. “We'll see.” 
he looks down at you with a wide grin 
"I think it'd be fun~" 
The two of you eventually make it to his apartment building, his arm still around yours as he opens the door and you both enter. 
It's quiet now and you yawn again while taking off your jacket and shoes. You look over to the clock on the wall and muse that it might be time for us to head to bed. 
he yawns as well. 
"We probably should head to bed but...I dunno, I want to keep talking to you tonight." 
he says softly 
"You know...I want you to stay in my room with me tonight...will you? I know it may seem sudden but...I don't want us to be separate tonight..." 
“Well, we've shared a bed before on mission so it shouldn't be too different right? Can I borrow a t-shirt to sleep in?” 
"That's exactly what I was going to say, and yes, you can have one of my shirts to sleep in, I'll go grab it." 
He went to his room and grabbed a T-shirt as he came back, walking over and giving it to you. 
"Here you go babe" 
“Thanks.” You go to get changed and hangout in the bedroom waiting for him. 
He comes into the bedroom a few minutes later, wearing sweatpants. 
"Can I sit with you on the bed?" 
he asks softly, his tired face looking at you. 
"I'm sorry if I sound clingy...I just want to hold you right now." 
No, no, it's okay. Come here,” you say. 
he walks to you and you both sit on the bed; he leans on you and wraps his arm around you 
"Thanks, just having you here is already soothing...you know that?" 
“I feel the same,” you tell him.  
You turn towards you and begin to nuzzle into his neck, inhaling his freshly showered scent and leaving a quick kiss on his shoulder. 
“Wanna lay down?” 
He smiled and laid down flat on the bed, pulling you to lay atop his chest. 
"Of course, I do...c'mon, cuddle with me, you can even sleep on my chest," 
he says softly, his face blushing again as you kissed him. 
You sigh and wrap your arms and legs around him. 
“I'm so happy. You make me happy, Leon. Thank you... for being mine.” 
you hear a soft sniffle, and he pulls you in tightly. 
"Thank you...thank you soo much for loving me..." 
he smiles 
"I really am lucky to have such a beautiful person like you..." 
He's about to speak again until a yawn escapes him. 
You rub small circles across his hip as you grow more tired, comfortable and safe in his warm embrace.  
His face turns red as you start rubbing circles on his hips, his arms wrap around you as he gently kisses the top of your head; his eyes slowly droop as he holds you. You could feel him start to breathe in and out softly. 
“Goodnight Leon.” 
He smiles in his near sleep, wrapping his arms around you more tightly. 
“I love you...goodnight sweetheart~" 
he says softly, his eyes slowly shutting, and falling asleep. 
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